this is a lizard on the isle of wight

>>212529631 (OP)
mental how turing offhandedly explained how those kinds of patterns on animals appear

>>212529690
how did he? I want to know

I'm Penging for A Wonk I am.

So this is it.. the virgin lizard thread

>>212529946
he's not a virgin! he's fathered numerous lizard babies all across the island

make the next/brit/ cloud edition

>>212530019
Good image

>>212530019
Enjoying the lack of Wales and Ireland

>>212530019
not possible because every edition needs to be some scum porn shit because that's british culture! the kids are out of school and desperately need to talk to each other about their dicks constantly! teehee!

>>212530209
Cock cutter anon?

>>212530482
no, but I'll kick it if you want

tamsin greig black books sexo

>>212531198
desu at least this one doesnt look ai

>>212530209
You're not even British. You're a guest here. Zip it.

it's ringo starr's birthday by the way

>>212531238
nothing more embarrassing than listening to the beatles

>>212531232
Yes i do think that's funny and his mum is crazy

>>212531234
you poor thing

>>212531187
nope, got no frieends, no family im unable to connect with other humans as im severely mentally ill, im a defective creature that should have never been born, it's decided anyway theres about 30 minutes left of my life

Oh My Days, I'm Having A Melty With Extra Cheese

no shaggers allowed
virgin lizards only

>>212531265
I'm sure most things are embarrassing for you

reckon I would shag a velociraptor

>>212531266
>>212531268
>>212531269
>>212531274
welcome to my virgin lizard thread

>>212531269
i'm in a similar boat lad but i think suicide is not an answer. presumably there are things you want in life, and you're unhappy because you don't have those things. but there are ways to work towards those things. i'm taking shitty mental health pills at the moment because they keep me sane. i hate the pills, but at the moment they're my best shot at life, so i take them.

>>212531296
>>212531316
Deadlifting her tits into my mouth every day would get me absolutely fucking hench I reckon

listening to podcasts and stories on youtube solely because im that lonely

>>212531298
how about an iguanadon

We’re all in here lads
>>212531307

>>212531220
Dolores O'Riordan sexo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1PL_hVxH9M

key stage 3 girls swimming gala :)

>>212531316
>>212531349
Too white and too much

Who is the lady in the white dress?

When are they rolling out the AI girlfriends

>>212531349
My dear, my dear, you're sucking in your stomach. Let it FLOW!

Fancy myself an evil rapist I do.

saw a slampig so ripe for shagging on hinge earlier i popped a stiffy right there and then

My grandad is 92 and has been in hospital lately so we thought he might die. He is ok but mum asked his favourite music, turns out much to the surprise of everyone his favourite band are Wet Wet Wet. The crazy thing is he was already 50 when they started out. Most people, statistically speaking, form their music taste from the age of 13-25. It makes me wonder whether any good music will be released in 20 years when im in my 50s.

>>212531382
He should go out with the YouTube girl

>>212531422
So blicky got a stiffy uh?

lol

>>212531474
Rorke positively seething

>>212531479
Good. Fuck the rich.

>>212531452
Once broke up with a gf because she told me she had had an abortion before we met. I would never see a woman again after she killed my baby. In fact she better hope not because if it were my baby id probably kill her.

>>212531479
well they will have to sell up all that lovely land they have for cheap then!

rorke holding a minute's silence for the victims of 7/7
leftypol insisting we hold one for the terrorists too to be inclusive

don't see much camii getting posted these days do you?
wonder what happened to her

>>212531479
ktim

>>212531490
You’re happy with the rich leaving because you hate the rich
I’m happy with them leaving because I hate the poor

We are not the same

I’m so broke man I might be the most broke mf on this website I swear

>>212531461
disgusting women

>>212531523
do you have less that 1 pound in your bank

Unironically believe I face racial discrimination. Don't feel particularly welcome in the thread.

>>212531535
Net worth

>>212531510
detransisitioned

I’d examine Emma Watson’s stool sample.

>>212531552
my car is the most expensive thing i own

>>212531566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJzNZ1c5C9c&list=RDh3gEkwhdXUE&index=2
The tune

>>212531535
>pay contactless with £5 left on a £14 item
>no overdraft
We're doing it lads.

>>212531540
Make us a taco lad

Get women fired through railguns

>>212531574
same and mine is a 20 year old toyota corolla

it's hip to fuck pears

leftypol shagging underage boys
rorke shagging underage girls

>>212531506
>7/7
Everyone's trying to copy America.

>>212531614
Cracking bum

The indiscriminate computerulsion to Bonk as it may be.

>>212531540
shut up or tell me your favourite Morrissey track

>>212531574
Looool don’t have a car don’t even have a bike. I’m so broke

>>212531479
Someone explain the clip art tattoo trend

>>212531614
>yeah just draw saturn somewhere on my back

>>212531614
whats the story behind your mums tattoos?

>>212531637
More is sea

Having a wonky peng to the mushroom murders...

>>212531614
Someone explain the clip art tattoo trend

wotsits night on my 80s jukebox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek&list=RDyRYFKcMa_Ek&start_radio=1

>>212531637
Probably the one where he's miserable and a poof.

>>212531540
this u? aha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Pv3V1m7_A

mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong gay porn

got a bit of swelling around the injection site where i pumped testosterone into my bum cheek yesterday
i'm a steroid user you see

rorkes entire networth comprised of warhammer figurines and piss bottles

Brown.

Arse scratched. Fingers sniffed. Shit smelt.

>>212531707
fuck off acting like you dont know his entire repertoire

>>212531683
It's called 'ignorant' style or patchwork style and it's awful

Love tan-lines, me.

inshallah mum doesn’t cut me out of the will else I am foooooooked

>>212531711
you can take a pill for test you know

>>212529631 (OP)
My sister is throwing a fit over what I said even though my grandpa said the same exact thing

Her
>Hey anon are you doing?
Me
>Terrible just put a bullet in me already
Her
>That's not fucking funny shut up
Me
>I hope a car hits me today and I don't wake up

Now I have to see therapy

would live to be driving around london in the early 2000s and hear rockbusters wet knee houston and de trout spinnas live

>>212529690
no he didn't, he was a computerist not a biologist

Hooked on video games me could play them forever the wahoos the owowowow I love all of it

>>212531743
that's like getting a blowjob with a condom on

>>212531731
Grim

>yank thread
>insufferable blog-posting
why do this to yourselves

>>212531752
this is what they took from you

>>212529813
he used partial differential equations to model it, assuming there's a catalyst for a reaction and an inhibitor. both diffuse at different rates through an organism. areas with more inhibitor appear different to those with more catalyst basically
simple explanation but amazing that his equations are only just being validated and they really didn't know much about biochemistry at all

>>212531731
corrr. CORRR, I say.

Few people realise how humid and wet Mexico City is in the summer. For me it's just a wonky peng reality.

is the east yorkshire lad who was complaining about turkish barbers back tonight?

>>212531734
my mum remarried a rich bloke. he unironically sorted me tickets to Oasis and a hotel room in Cardiff over the weekend because im skint and casually mentioned id like to see them last year when the ticket frenzy happened. love it when things work out.

>>212531770
looks nice and classy but not really what i was picturing when i said i want to listen to karl pilkington talk shit on radio

>>212531768
I think she's quite ugly, too. But the tan-lines are enough to get be going.

https://youtu.be/uxX2gA18grk

Going to do a blog post:
Pooed earlier but after exercisetoil I had a mild urge to poo again

can't believe valerie mahaffey died
rip sweet prince x

>>212531765
it works all the same, silver era bodybuilders got pretty big on just test pills

>>212531780
Wow so multiple processes don't have to happen at the same time? Groundbreaking stuff

>>212531784
few care. this is /brit/. talk about British culture or leave. simple as, knobhead.

Uuurgh uuuurgh I need to wee uuuuurgh uuuurgh I need to poo (this is what you're like, poof).

My sister made me this cheer me up thanks for the goyslop

>>212531798
Does he pity you though, that’s the worst

>>212531826
Pass.

had an m&s best ever tikka masala for tea
not bad
not bad at all

>>212531815
feel like you could flesh this post out a little bit

>>212531834
why do some many people from other countries come here anyway
don't mind other euros but why is there a mexican

>>212531832
wish i looked like this

>>212531832
reeves was natty and "test pills" didnt exist yet
for public widespread use atleast

Russian man here.

>>212531834
Mexico City is what one might call a microclimate: due to its altitude, one might suppose. Hence during the summer we experience a "rainy season" to the dismay of the many tourists who come expecting a hot one. The more you know eh? Have a pengy wonk about it.

>>212531815
>did my toil-poo by accident in the morning getting ready
whole day ruined

dogberg

>>212531833
look nigga if you're so clever you go invent a series of equations to model how tissues form which takes almost a century before people can verify it

>>212531883
I like tacos feed me tacos

>>212531883
Mexico shitty is what one might call a shithole

>>212531891
love winding up dogbert for no reason

Turbo.

Absolute slop my bitch sister made

>>212531891

las malvinas je srbija

>>212531842
dunno. i dont think so and i dont care if he does if it means Oasis tickets and looking after mumberg so she doesnt piss away her money on boomer stuff and can leave me an inheritance one day. he is one of them rich blokes who hates rich people and larps as being ordinary middle class and wants to be liked by salt of the earth povvos like me

Tonight's shitty finger smell review:

Musty smell remains on the finger after a short smell. Not quite the smell of raw shit but a certain pooey bacteria smell is present.

>>212531908
>spoon instead of a fork
>little to no meat
wtf is wrong with you

>>212531908
just looks like microwave rice with curry powder

Rebel.

>>212531923

>>212531918
What line of work is he in

>>212531908
That's not a vibe honey

>>212531901
Not very polite nor in the spirit of the thread, or board, which is international friendship.

>>212531871
I dunno. A lot of Mexicans love Brits and want to improve their written English and learn slang. This one just seems like a self indulgent mong, he might as well be a Yankoid.

>>212531939
She did it because I am "depressed" and that people don't find it funny how I been telling people I don't give a fuck or that I wish a car would hit me

>>212531951
women only want one thing and its fucking disgusting

Apply.

Protect French women

Fucking hate women

>>212531951
Haha yeah they'd probably vomit if their smelt my colon haha

>>212531923
I often find that mine has a deeply-alluring weed-like smell, of the kind you get from certain lagers (e.g. stella) or cured meats (e.g. chorizo)
you don't want to eat it, nor even taste it, but you can't draw your nose away from that savoury-sweet muskiness

>>212531980
spakko virganne

Considering posting a pony and a racist remark

Helli.

>>212531960
tell her that you love her and appreciate her concern, but her cooking is more depressing than anything else
then buy her five guys or some other yankslop

Had a lovely evening playing a boardgame with my friends :)
And you?

You will obey the thread rules

Slaymen!

Obey the rules of the site, board and thread.

What places are worth a visit

>>212531990
My gooch is unbelievably cheesy today

:D

Russian.

>>212532038
your mums

>>212532020
my favourite games are as follows:
>beetle
>pass the pigs
>draughts

>>212532038
in the world or in the britain?

>>212532044
what kind of cheese? I'm imagining some kind of epoisses

Shit is so disgusting abs it's mad we all do shits and carry shits and make shits. Foul.

>>212531952
Finance. But he hardly ever works. Mum has said she could count on one hand the number of days he has worked in the time she has known him (about 18 months). She told me she does occasionally wake up at 3am and he is on his laptop in bed and claims to be sending emails. I didn't have the heart to tell her he is probably watching porn. She reckons he is a high level MI6 spook or something really. But he definitely has plenty of money.

>>212532020
Was sat in my smelly incel bedroom, I'm a virgin freak you see

>>212532017
I don't feel like it she got angry when I was given a call about rejection after a interview I just said
>Go choke on a dick you fat bitch

>>212532069
this girl looked pretty chunky on ITV

>>212532061
Be serious for once in your miserable life

>>212532083
It'd like a mature edam

>>212532038
for sex tours or just in general?

>>212532038
I hear Melbourne is really nice. My dad raves about it anyway.

>>212532051

>>212531960
err ok? did I ask?

>>212532102
nah get telt x

>>212532104
my name's not adam

>>212532093
ktim

>>212532124
Elder Babuse.

>>212532124
what the heck

>>212532113
Australia is like Scotland; the only places worth visiting are those where none of the locals live

>>212532124
dad's gonna be grovelling to grandad later

My favourite American artist?

Bob Seger. I love that guy.

>>212532145
t. Held a Prepuce

>>212532155
both have perth !

>>212532172
This is trolling

haven't consumed any new media since 2021, now I just scroll this place and Instagram

>>212532124
horrible and not funny at all
if one of my brothers or cousins sent such filth to my grandad id batter them

>>212532172
Edward Hicks, of course

>Cole and Moran are English

>>212531879
>"test pills" didnt exist yet
yeah they did, they were available under trade names such as neo-hombreol and creton
grimek knew about it in the 1940s and he knew reeves personally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QGH_HggjqQ&ab_channel=GoldenEraBookworm

>>212532194
you can tell its regular too where gramps can tell who it is kek

>>212532192
Wow, does your mum know you're gay?

im fag

Almost figured out the meaning of life. I’m right on the precipice of figuring it all out. I can feel it. I just need to sit alone by myself more, delaying my life, accomplishing nothing, experiencing nothing, until I finally get it.
I’ll keep you guys posted.

>>212532216
*smokes you*

>>212532183
Nope. I genuinely love Bob Seger. Got him on right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iUUmS_lBnU&list=RD1iUUmS_lBnU&start_radio=1

>>212532198
Blimey you know your art. Wish I wasn't a massive druggy or id convert to being a Quaker.

>>212532214
Hey I'm curious about Mexico City. Is it safe for me to visit or should I hire someone to pretend we're friends so I don't get in trouble?

>>212532216
hi fag i'm gay... wait

>>212532223
thats literally what greeks did
bunch of neets blogposting irl

Tired of the bullshit I am

>>212532206
Jamie is probably a tranny or something equally unnatural.

Honestly you know things feel great I am gonna get drunk in my room and listen to the smiths because my life sucks

Punchagananownow

>>212532245

>>212532216
Hiiiii battyman xx

>>212532252
likely some chavvy kid

>>212532234
It's a very safe city mate, there's nothing to worry about.

two minutes till prime day lads what have you asked father bezos for

>>212532223

Might wake grandad up to call him a wanker
He'll love that

>>212532279
Isn't it all just shit?

>>212532279
not a thing

>>212532279
Only thing I buy from Amazon is multipacks of energy drinks and protein bars

Is the test cyp lad in?

>>212532327
questbars?

>>212532268
I wouldn't believe that. Chavs always get on with grandads. Who else are they drinking tins of cheap bitter and eating fish and chips with at noon on a weekday? Going down the bookies after.
Those messages stink like a tranny weirdo or cunty student.

>>212532230
It's horrible man. Fleetwood Mac mogs this.

>>212532347
I love me some Fleetwood Mac as well but don't you dare say anything bad about my boy Bob.

>>212532346
jamie is a right chavvy name though
also clearly his screenshot to send to his mates about how cheeky he is and that

The shopping list:

Energy drinks
SIM cards
Pot noodles
Fag ends

>>212531785
Hello might have been me lad

Nobody asked for them to come over here and make the tackiest shops possible

It's like we've gone backwards

>>212532371
LIKE A TRUCK I WAS A ROCK

>>212532374
I think Jamie is a posh name. Played ruggers with a Scottish lad called Jamie and his family home was a castle.

>>212532397
Thats right. Cruising the highways in my Chevvy with Bob Seger blasting out and a blond bimbo in the passenger seat is my American dream.

>>212532440
DOWN THAT LONESOME HIGHWAY TURNS ANOTHER PAGE PEOPLE THINK I'M GAY CUZ I HAVE LONG HAIR AND KISS BOYS, WAIT WHAT?;?

>>212532194
>>212532206
>>212532252
>>212532268
it is one of many fake whatsapp exchanges made by brian "limmy" limmond, detectives
mad how quickly some of you start thinking about troons, unprompted

Just reminded me
My gran worked at a really old chippy.
Been in our village since the 1800s.
They went out of business after she died. Just been replaced with a bright orange phone and vape shop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ&list=RDa_XgQhMPeEQ&start_radio=1

>>212532401
Yeah maybe back in 1980 unc, in the modern day Jamie is a chav name

>>212532481
he's fair done me

>>212532481
everyone knows limmy is a crossdresser and a cuckold

>>212532481
Was obvious anyway anyone with elderly relatives knows they aren’t responding without any errors within in a minute of you texting them, it takes them a few minutes even to just read the message

>>212532512
is he? good, i can't fucking stand the cunt

Trannies and browns

>>212532476
Nice image

>>212532490
maybe it is and maybe its not. to me Jamie is a posh variation of James.

>>212532512
Could never be arsed reading his autobiography

Now he lives in his ex wife's spare room

>>212532560
Yh because you’re old, like I just said

>>212532031
dont tell him what weimar germany was like

>>212532544
Yes, he was doing a twitch stream and his wife being fucked in another room was audible. As for the crossdressing one would only have to watch clips from his show for confirmation. He loves crossdressing and not in a funny mocking way.

you all hate limmy just because hes scottish

I miss back in the day when people would poo in the hat. “Pass the poo hat around” we’d all say and poo in the hat when it came round to us.

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brEA2uzVFF8

i really like plane jane girls
ones that are just nondescript

also I REALLY love that black hair 50s housewife phenotype

>>212532573
I am old but I don't see what thats got to do with it.

>>212532031
how awful

>>212532616
Not true. I love Scotland.

>>212532616
I actually just feel bad for him

I suppose his current living arrangement isn't as bad as killing himself

Can't imagine how shit his streams are now. He was quite interesting when he started and then just got duller and more bootyblasted

Serbs

>>212532616
Was always coal

>>212532654
stopped watching them when he did a start on new vegas then didnt bother playing again

>>212532627
I just do not even pretend to understand what they were on

Might do a little presleep 10 minute goon

Like is this a fate worse than death

Basically living with your ex on her terms for the sake of the wean

Actually bizarre.

>>212532688
post-nietzchean metaphysics
(and meth)

Honestly anyone else have this feeling

Need to 'jak all Scottish slang users

>>212532719
Didn't nietzches just say struggle and pain is what makes man strong and drives them

>>212532752
dunno
just thought id put post nietchean metaphysics down and see if it made any sense x

>>212529813
This anon is correct >>212529891
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_pattern
Check out other related phenomena like moire patterns

The youtube algorithm is really pissing me off now. I'm trying to listen to mainstream 80s pops, don't randomly throw obscure 60s folk into the autoplay. If i'm listening to obscure 60s folk dont autoplay fucking Eminem. I swear it didn't used to be this bad.

What Timmy comes home to

pure scunnert wae /brit/

>linked the wrong post

>desperately held out for prime day
>prices actually went down
holy fuck get INNNNNNNNNNN

I thought it was a fart sir
I thought it was safe :(

post-nut metaphysics

>>212532779
My brother is engaged to an Asian girl. She literally gets out of bed at 5 to cook breakfast for him and kisses him goodbye at the door as he leaves for work. When he's at work she cleans and cooks. Then she greets him at the door with a kiss when he gets home and serves dinner. I've seen it, it looks pretty damn good.

>>212532841
haha inbetweeners

>>212532840
what are you buying

>>212532841
Can’t post that.

>>212532841
corr wish i was smelling it

>>212532866
Why isn't she working? Its an affront to god for a chinkozoid not to be doing some actual work like sewing or maths.

>>212532899
She was working until she moved in with us. She had to move from another city, and couldn't keep her job. I like her, please don't be rude about it.

>>212529631 (OP)
Should I get drunk in public and yell slurs while picking fights with liberal art students

>>212532943
Huh usually they are bugs, not leeches.

>>212532778
Working on the forceful sex with a mid brown gf playlist myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSW1RjsnGmM

>>212532943
My ex wasn't like that instead I would sit lay on the couch and have her sit on my face

Nigger

>>212532993
I can tell you are a man I can respect.

President, Keith Chegwin Fan Club (check us out on Facebook "The Cheggzone")

Hermione Granger was fit (at the end of the series)

>>212532958
name some slurs you'd yell at liberals

It’s finally here!

>>212533129
Absolute state of you m8. Fat hands, long unkempt nails, and a little girl's bedroom.

>>212533159
I’m a woman

eating a frozen waffle

>>212533095
seemed like his and ron's romance came out of nowhere (as did harry and ginny's)

>>212533174
Post your vagina.

>>212533202
*her and ron's 'mance

Would love to punch Sabrina Carpenter right in her stupid face.

>>212533221
Yeah I always thought Harry and Hermione had better chemistry. Though I'd have preferred to shag her.

>>212533243
leave her alone

>>212533243
Why's that

>>212533243
tongue punch her fart-box you mean

remember back in the olden times where uncs were going mental for the nintendo wii

they have warwick davis too but with the exact same discount which seems unfair for what you get

OVERKILL
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR ME TO DEVOUR

>>212533273
She just has a stupid face that is crying out for my fist.

>>212533292
If I punch her in the retard face she will die and if i'm killing a famous person im going to prison for the rest of my life, so I might as well rape the whore before her corpse goes cold.

dysphoria hitting again
really wish i were a hot woman

>>212533350
>>212533350
>>212533350

Bumder

right
get it recycled
>>212531351
>>212531351
>>212531351

right then

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