Thread 212537731

Cat appreciation edition

uh puh puh

>>212537731 (OP)
My gfs parents do not trust me
They try to steer here away from me daily

But do you trust in your CellF?

drinking milk

alice in chains is so fucking good

so bored with my life right now i need a job

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>212537782
Belgique!

>>212537776
Fuck yea man

>>212537765
Bulking for the upcoming skeletal wars?

>>212537759
Cell "F"? well, that fellow in your picture, hell no. he's about as much a liar as frieza. he'd absorb his mother, if it would make him stronger. no, no trust there. ask the red head android how well he honors trust.

sometimes i wish my life was like this. just having basically no shit and no worries.

>>212537731 (OP)
What? I love cats but they always betray you given any limited opportunity, it's their nature.

>>212537815
doesnt look comfy at all

>>212537782
henlo

>>212537806
It was a bad pun. No need to take it seriously.

>>212537815
Looks like shit

gonna eat some mint choco cookies....nigga

>>212537832
i wasn't, i just didn't understand it! haha. no high-headed cynic here, just a dummy who likes cartoons. well what is it? "CellF"?

Do I even need to mention 'it'?

>>212537815
>no worries
People who live like this tend to have a lot of worries and mental illness though, usually they're poor and have no gf and post about being happy all the time between mental breakdowns

>>212537867
yeah but i have a good paying job and +$100k in savings, i just tire of having to maintain a house and secure all this shit i own it's just more like a lifestyle to maintain and it doesn't bring me happiness.

most likely i'll sell my shit when i turn 40 and move into a 1 room cabin in the woods.

>>212537832
>>212537857
oh Jesus Christ, i just got it. good... see? i'm a little stupid. oh man, i need to stay away from the keyboard.

>>212537815
I also wish I had the same things I have now but didn't have to work or worry about money
>>212537782
plap plap plap
get statehood, get statehood
plap plap plap
become a united state

>>212537862
Was it really necessary to make it readily apparent?

>>212537928
love me some jizz

>>212537928
>>212537946
a lot of star wars dialect uses commonplace english, how a lot of fantasy does. han solo going, "then i'll see you in hell!", as an example. so i wonder, does the phrase, "all that jazz" exist there? like, of you were declining an invitation, and you went, "oh no, i have renew my starship license today, take my wife to get her haircut, you know, all that jizz."

>>212537928
I hear Twi'lek pussy is the bomb

>>212538014
Twi'lek pussy is incredible of course, but Togruta pussy is transcendent

drinking tea

It's a jungle out there

The left has gone insane.

>>212538062
Finna cop summadat Ewok pussy gnome talmbout?

it feels like 1 in the morning but its not even 10:30

planning a date with girlberg, it's looking like movie night but a museum and lunch was mentioned

They should just make a new star wars RPG series, its such an easy concept they haven't tried it at all since kotor/swtor, just let players make their own jedi and have a dark and light story path and you're set, god I hate disney

I cant even spill my spaghetti on a date because I cant even get up to bat

i went sicko mode on the hog

>>212538131
which date like in #?

>>212538069
Disorder and confusion everywhere

once again watching speed racer

date this weekend with an ugly girl

>Bad boys, bad boys
>Whatcha gonna do?
>Whatcha gonna do when they jizz on your dick?

>Bad boys, bad boys
>Whatcha gonna do?
>Whatcha gonna do when they make a big jizz on your cock?

how many chicanos post on /cum/?

>>212538197
>>212538131
good luck

>>212538197
the correct term is "trans girl" anon.

Went on a date night last weekend, was fun, we might go to the theater this weekend there's a play the bf wants to see

Damn, you guys are getting dates? That’s awesome, congrats. It’s been too long for me. I need to get back out there.

>>212538255
he's a homofag it's easy to go on homofag dates. in fact many homos are simply homos because they thought they couldn't get women.

i need a job, one of you niggas outta hire me

need Trump to hurry up and give Canadians auto citizenship so I can get a bratty black gf with fat tits

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>>212538153
my only advice is to meet new people often. when meeting or hanging out you both have a particularly good experience naturally and you feel interested afterwards, pursue as long as signals are green and religiously assume hanlon's razor to not fall into the pit of apologizing for what you don't need to and other self sabotage

i have nothing else. it's literally just luck, finding the right people. to meet the right person requires you to meet a lot of people and play the luck game often, if you aren't meeting new people you don't stand a chance

>>212538265
When i become a millionare you can be my henchman and bodyguard

>>212538265
im opening a zoo would you like to be on of the attractions?

>>212538264
I support gay anons in their romantic pursuits too! I’m woke or libtarded or whatever lol.

>>212538265
Tell me about your work experience and your goals.

>>212538238
stonetoss has made plenty of epic comics exposing you homo freaks causing normal people to go against your lifestyle hahahahaha

>>212538281
>pursue as long as signals are green
the last girl I talked to in a bar posthumourously announced her partner was her rock and she was a lesbian

>>212538279
What’s with this blank post? Some kinda glitch? That’s weird.

>>212538300
well if you're a homo then go find another homofag to date it's very easy

i still got it

>>212538304
my goal is getting money, my experience is none

It’s one thing to threaten to rape a man, but threatening to rape his monkeys is going overboard.

*violently grabs at crotch*

>>212538321
I don't think you're a good fit for this workplace.

>>212538279
is that short that sounds short

The Graped

>>212538339
we'll just have to try it anyway

>>212538313
there is no way to find love without risk of rejection and i hope you don't put that down as a failure. still rejection fucking sucks and personally i've never hit it off with someone at a bar (not through lack of trying)

https://youtu.be/VRL1hGPOUTo?si=Ol4keCXaEj-I1UUj&t=57

Jeffrey Epstein was a lone wolf sex trafficker with no clients.

>>212538349
where the fuck do I meet women if not at the bar

It looks like I'll have to race mix...

>>212538371
cause she's ugly?

new footage proves epstein killed himself

i saw a black hooker on the 4th of july she had a big ass

people just love yapping and i'm just like whatever i dont care

>>212538377
probably from eating watermelon and fried chicken LOL

havent watched porn in almost 2 weeks now

>>212538310
>stonetoss
I don't read webcomics, or at least not anymore, when I was younger I read WoW webcomics sadly most of those never got finished, some of them had real talent though and then the non WoW comics I read just dragged on too long, like that one with the cute jester girl or the one with the game store owner that never finished because the author started a fantasy comic he also still hasn't finished, my favorite though was a shitty pixel one where the author would go off on random rants, he included his gf in one chapter then removed her in the next because they broke up, it was pretty fun, you truly can't capture the essence of late 00s drunkduck in the modern day

>>212538373
She looks fine in my eyes.

>>212538389
LOL!!!

Jeffrey Epstein’s real killer? Depression.

>>212538377
your mom is black???

I am currently vaping weed out the bedroom window of my Grandma’s house. #DirtbagLyfestyle

>>212538394
think you need to get yo eyes checked

>>212538407
Haha I've done that many times when staying at my grandma's

I'm white and I like watermelons. What's wrong with that?

Epstein had shit taste in music. Imagine getting trafficked to a full Tiesto playlist.

>>212538407
more like grannys little rascal life

this homo from texas actually once said that homosexual men are monogamous and not at all promiscuous... despite all the statistics and research saying otherwise

he is delusional and lives in a fantasy world

>>212538416
he had a second list that had the little girls song on it, he had a sense of humor at least

>>212538414
Haha nice. Great minds think alike.
>>212538417
I’m a little troublemaker >:)

Detroit Redwings are the biggest assholes in the NHL

>>212538415
do you have a big ass?

If I had Jeffery Epstein in my possession I'd let him go free I'd let him crash out at my place that's just how much I support jewish billionares

i used to think epstein was murdered

>>212538401
no but your step daddy is

>>212538420
Do you archive all of my posts? What was the anime I was supposed to watch the other week? I forgot to download it

If I was a human trafficker I would choose something way classier like Daft Punk

>>212538370
one example of meeting a woman i liked
>family member has a hobby
>hobby has a girl
>meet girl through family
>friends with girl (but not interested in her)
>girl introduced me to her friend, girl #2
>girl #2 and i become interested after hanging out
you could be at any part of this chain. you could be her friend. you could be the guy who meets her at the hobby. you could be the family member who meets her from the hobby guy. you could be the guy who meets her friends. and so on. it's like networking but less gay because sometimes you're talking to women

So there is a poster here that posts like Jason but isn't Jason

I like curvy brown women and I will NOT apologize.

What is a latina doing in Quebec?

>>212538432
mad at my wingies??

>>212538461
They are dickheads

>>212538461
are you a Lions fan too?
Grim.

Like fr trafficking women for prostitution while Aerodynamic blares. Kino.

>>212538461
what did they mean by that

>>212538448
my sister's hobbies are dumb

>>212538459
searching for BWC

>>212538434
Well I'm a fat ass who needs to lose weight.

>>212538468
t. sissy
>>212538469
whats your team, schlomo
>>212538470
no

>>212537731 (OP)
>first symptoms of toxoplasmosis

I simply can not see the puck.

Nobody asked me but my team is the Calgary Flames! :)

>>212538459
>Quebec gets cute latinas while Ontario gets ugly jeetas
It's not fucking fair

>>212538495
ur a sissy

>>212538499
haha you are a Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeede

I would also really like to operate a drone while listening to ABBA. The grenade drop type drones. Give me a vape and abba and I’ll frag as many Russians as you want.

>>212538499
Yo Sweden! Is it true that you meatballs ikea? Drive a Koenigsegg too? God bless, and stay safe!

I just started reading a Western fantasy novel and it's pretty good. Better than the isekai I was reading

the first time i put my penis in a balloon filled with warm water i had an out of body experience thats what i imagine sticking my penis in a vagina feels like

>>212538503
fuck you calgary give us back the heat

food just flew in through the window

he calls opponents of faggotry kikes even though kikes have been highly overrepresented in LGBT activism...

Tel Aviv has literally been declared the gayest city in the world

the based nazis burned faggot and tranny books, many written by kikes

food just flew over my house

>>212538532
actually, you had an in the warm water balloon experience.

my pussy is so wet rn

>>212538536
Ah man, that’s a bummer. Sorry you lost your team.

>>212538448
>meeting people through family
Bizarre, what are you Indian or Mexican?

>>212538507
The Jeets probably don't want to learn Frog.

>>212538531
Read the Gotrek and Felix novels.

>>212538531
>>212538571
Pic related

Are you happy?

Listening to this album for the first time in like 6 years right now.

>>212538567
White dude in PNW (we don't suffer here)

Lenin and the Bolsheviks were kikes and it was the kike Lenin who decriminalized faggotry

>>212538556
but do vaginas feel like warm water filled balloons?

gn /cum/shots

>>212538605
gn but dont call me that

>>212538605
me in about 6 hours bc im a nightowl

>>212538565
He was our hometown boy ;_;

>>212538605
night bud

>>212538599
Thoughts on Moonchild?

>>212538531
Read the Gor series starting with Tarnsman of Gor

Gonna sleep too. gn /cum/pies

Great figure, Catholic and conservative. So how is she still single?

>>212538641
its fine

>>212538620
He’s pretty incredible.

I might get to sleep as well. So you'll be free from my Bumble/Hinge shitposting.

>>212538660
Gonna listen to the other Crim albums?

i logging off for the night peace

>>212538692
post your matches not these random whores

>>212538658
Gremlin tier face, psycho eyes, ugly mouth
Pass

>>212538713
night bud

>>212538694
idk probably not
Red is good though.
honestly this is just a break from my current shoegaze obsession.
Are you a prog enthusiast?

Cat food
Cat food
Cat food AGAIN

>>212538731
uhh I don't understand your post

>>212538725
Yeah luv me some prog

Cheapskate in the hill
A thrill seeker making deals
Sugar City urchin wasting time

>>212538571
>>212538592
I did years ago.
>>212538647
Is Gor a cute girl.

>>212538745
do you like this album?
it's probably my favorite prog album

I have an interview in exactly 3 weeks from today and I need to put my ass down and study hard because it'll give me a 50% raise. But I feel like I'm getting way too comfortable with my current job and girl. I will get back on track from tmr. Fuck this gay comfort zone

now that the dust has settled, what was he crying about?

>>212538825
Pool was closed.

>>212538782
Gor is a series about a man who is kidnapped and taken to a counter earth (a planet that is constantly orbiting on our opposite side out of view, controlled by alien masters who basically just treat it as a zoo they watch over, the whole society is pretty rigid and there's a lot of slavery and a big part of the dynamic is slave women constantly getting clubbed and unga bunga'd caveman style, however by modern standards its pretty tame its usually just fade to black

so its a 60s/70s western harem isekai is basically it

>>212538658
it's funny when you see a girl someone else finds attractive and it does absolutely NOTHING for you

i dont want to goon no more

>>212538926
i've gooned once in last 10 days

>>212538810
I like it but I think it has the same problem TFTO by Yes. The compositions are a little too long and meander a bit in the middle.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WTRldz7aUos&pp=ygUXbGl0dGxlIGJpZyBhbnRpcG9zaXRpdmU%3D

the term "AI slop" is officially mainstream

Vancouver yet again proving itself to be paradise on Earth.

>>212539022
>below freezing temperatures in july
no thanks

goodnight

>>212539043
i'm going to have dinner at 2am

>>212539066
Co to ma znaczyć?

>>212539092
nic

>>212539145
Czy to jest ten Ruski krasnoludek który jest STALKER?

>>212538131
Based. Take her to the museum and show off your autistic world war 2 knowledge to impress her.

>2:30AM
>80 degrees
>86% humidity
On a side note caught some chick checking me out at the gas station with her friend

>>212539163
Last chick I went out with I went into a detailed description of how I would have taken Stalingrad and listed all the mistakes Paulus made. Once I realized I wasn’t scoring I had a captive audience.

lmao yuropussies

tomorrow is pizza day! can I get a yippie?

>>212539204
>Paris
new kongo

if i had a friend but i'm not that guy

>>212539221
the dominos near me closed down recently

sex with sanrio girls

>>212539251
lucky you

>>212539204
Last year news?

>>212539264
i love dominos

Rome was so amazing when you really think about it. Only Alexander matched it but he was a spark that burned out before it could truly catch.

>>212539279
why?

do you believe in god

>>212539289
i talk to him every day

>>212539289
I really don’t know

>>212539297
WHADYA MEAN I DONT PAY MY BILLS?
Why, do you think I'm broke?

>>212539184
I said world war 2 history, not your Hoi4 fantasy Anon...

just got done being raped for 9 hours
what did i think of it

i'm a bit cooked

Damn chat... he's cooked

>>212539405
sounds like a real pain the butt

>>212539289
i believe i am lucky and thankful for what i have above all else.

I’m wearing a shirt

and most of the time too

>>212537758
They are right to do so. My grandparents were very displeased when my mom, 19 years old at the time, decided to marry and Canadian boy who had no money and few prospects. Marry AND move from US to rural Canada with him. They were right. They should have fought against it harder.

i've been wearing shirts lately but it's not something i usually do

>>212539460
Muhammad Hassan Bin'Laden said WHAT?!?!?!

when i lived alone i used to just walk around naked a lot
i lived on the second floor of an apartment building facing a busy downtown street so i'm sure a lot of people saw my teenis but who cares

i've been wearing skirts lately but it's not something i usually do

Wore my girlfriends skirt and shirt to school when I was in highschool once for no reason
This was before all the troon shit and everybody thought it was hilarious even my teachers

remember when iceland used to post here

>>212539530
Hehe
Teeny teenis

>>212539542
I went as a cheerleader for spirit week, got lots of awkward compliments. think most people would have been less kind if it'd just been a random day tho

>>212539289
Not in the father figure christian sense. Not in the moral authority sense. Something more along the lines of the clockmaker sense. I used to care about this. I don't anymore. It doesn't matter.

>>212539550
he probably was someone with a vpn

>>212539578
Rudest comment I got was a guy walking behind me who said "that girl has the broadest shoulders I've ever seen"
I was 5'9 180 lbs and worked out 6+ hours a day in highschool so that probably had something to do with the fact that people didn't dump on me

>>212539542
I bet you "ironically" masturbated while wearing them too, pervert freak.

Poop

>>212539313
IF THERE'S A NEW WAY
I'LL BE THE FIRST IN LINE

>>212539232
That German poster about France 100 years into the future was right on point.

>>212539609
i bullied him off

>>212539621
No my girlfriend use to come to my house after school every day and drain my balls for me, sometimes while I was playing Diablo 2 or Need for Speed

>>212539634
BUT IT BETTER WORK THIS TIME

>>212539550
yeah he was a good poster

>>212539643
he liked to torture cats so good riddance

>>212539659
The only time I heard about it is when Trump banned him from the US
IDK who made that video (because im not clicking it) but im guessing they are just some terrorist supporter butthurt that both iran and palestine got BTFO

>>212539619
>Rudest comment I got was a guy walking behind me who said "that girl has the broadest shoulders I've ever seen"
lol not even a good one. nobody gave me any rude comments though, but in spirit week everyone is doing wacky shit so whatever. I was 6'2" and 175 in high school lmao very thin but I was on the basketball team so it made up for it

>>212539697
I played football, I sucked at everything but defense in basketball but thats only because I was autistic

no one believes you stop it

I’m so big and ugly and so so chinese. Sike actually I’m not any of those things.

haha they always look like such inbred freaks

funny seeing koren women going all korean men should die

I was too much of a twig to play football back in high school. Which sucks, because I was always playing two hand touch and flag football in elementary and middle school and dreamed of being a wide receiver

Diddy did rape Justin but that's not something he was charge with

>>212539729
korean women need brat correction from my big white small penis

>>212539735
I wanted to be a wide receiver so bad I spent one summer working side jobs and working out so I could buy WR equipment but then coach made me play HB

>>212539744
Diddy raped Jason

I should be in bed at this hour

this thumb cracking thing is fucking me up so bad

>>212539775
Brian raped Diddy

>>212539708
I thought about trying out for football, but I'd have been pissed if I hurt myself before the basketball season cause that was my true love. So I didn't ever do it. That reminds me though, one of the football players always hated me, I don't know why. He made some comment about basketball players being gay or something cause of my boys and me wearing cheerleaders outfits and I got one of those once in a decade zingers that just comes to you immediately and roasted that guy so bad in front of everyone who mattered that he never really bothered me again. good memories

where is iceland???

>Diddy is a diddler
Who writes this shit?

Ive just learned that I will never own a motorcycle and have a gf sitting behind me on it. No job no career. Im just gonna end it. Bye

Best topping on a burger (OFFICIAL):
>Slice of cheddar or american cheese
>Jalapenos
>Nacho cheese
That's it. Simple as. That's what peak burger looks like.

>>212539863
There's always at least a few guys on the team who are complete insecure faggots. One of my teammates got mad at me because I wore my jersey with hot topic pants and I basically told him to eat shit and he fucked off

>>212539887
>no lettuce and tomato
>no onion strings
>only one slice of cheese
>no ketchup
>no pickles

>>212539885
dont do it

>>212539885
Motorcycles are stupid
Suicide is even more stupid

wish i had a job that would pay me 20 thousand every month

>>212539918
>>no lettuce and tomato
No.
>>no onion strings
Onions are disgusting and especially onion strings.
>>only one slice of cheese
Nacho cheese could count as a slice and you could add another to a bottom but it would only be taking away from the flavor of the patty at that point
>>no ketchup
>>no pickles
Nope. You have been lied to your entire life. Until you try the jalapeno nacho cheese burger you will live in ignorance your entire life

>>212539887
Melted cheese
Fried egg
Bacon
Hash browns

>>212539885
kek

niggas be like
"this vegetable too spicy" and then want me to take their opinion on food seriously

wish i had a job that would pay me 0 dollars every month

>>212539965
Bro no we don't put a whole ass breakfast in the middle of a burger and call that a burger. That's not okay.

>>212539970
Okay but celery and lettuce are completely pointless

>>212539987
It's called a breakfast burger

i'd be ballin hard if i had 20 thousand every month

>>212539946
>Onions are disgusting
Subhuman tier opinion

>>212539996
youve clearly never had a crisp cold iceberg lettuce to crunch down on and absorb the zesty ketchup on a warm day

A life without garlic and onions isn't a life worth living.

Onions are thirdy
Sorry to break it to you but onions are not good

if you become a hot tranny and started an onlyfans you could make a lot of money
surprised more thirdies aren't doing it just for the paycheck

>>212540033
Onions are European

>>212540033
Onions are the basis for most euro cuisines

i dig pineapple on borgor

>>212540042
>>212540061
You are thirdys

>>212540033
bro just stop, youre looking more and more stupid with each post

Hawaiian pizza is unfairly maligned.

>>212540095
>AI answer
genuinely kill yourself

>>212540123
Not an argument.

AI is crazy

>>212540135
>uhhhhh grok says it originated in asia so it must be so!!!
genuinely kill yourself

>>212540148
Still not an argument.

>>212540161
I agree, relying on an AI isnt an argument

>jason debate
you guys fell for it again

>>212540168
Whats wrong with presenting factual information into a debate?

>>212540095
It has been a staple of European cuisine for more than 2000 years fuck you.

what's the cool white person vegetable since i'm not allowed to have onions

>>212540194
factual information from where?

I think it's time for me to sleep

>>212540202
Cheese

just admit you're not smart enough to argue with AI

>>212540202
its only gay manlets that cant handle they onions, huwhite males eat onions with everything

eating some cheetos

The sands of time for me are running loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

>>212540202
Cabbage, Parsnips, Horseradish, Celery, Cress are the white and firsty vegetables but the true european staple was mushrooms albeit not technically a vegetable

>>212540218
https://www.onions-usa.org/all-about-onions/history-of-onions/#:~:text=Many%20archaeologists%2C%20botanists%2C%20and%20food,or%20even%20writing%20was%20invented.

https://onion.nmsu.edu/history.html#:~:text=Many%20archaeologists%2C%20botanists%20and%20food,or%20even%20writing%20was%20invented.

https://artsandculture.google.com/story/do-you-know-which-produce-originated-from-the-americas/1QXRjx__UTg3Iw

https://alteredbooklover.blogspot.com/2019/11/onions-then-and-now.html#:~:text=Further:,page%20for%20Art%20Journal%20Journey.

https://www.westhoevepotatoes.com/history-onion#:~:text=In%20all%20likelihood%2C%20this%20consisted,a%20part%20of%20southern%20Russia.

https://www.slurrp.com/article/where-did-onions-originate-and-how-they-came-to-india-1633285531542

https://frontporchpantry.com/blogs/news/onion-history-uses-and-benefits#:~:text=The%20onion%20is%20one%20of,mostly%20used%20in%20Asian%20cuisine.

>>212540292
uh oh

>>212540313
Is southeastern europe not europe?

>>212540312
>https://www.onions-usa.org/all-about-onions/history-of-onions/#:~:text=Many%20archaeologists%2C%20botanists%2C%20and%20food,or%20even%20writing%20was%20invented.
while their exact origin is a mystery...
>https://onion.nmsu.edu/history.html#:~:text=Many%20archaeologists%2C%20botanists%20and%20food,or%20even%20writing%20was%20invented
While the place and time of the onion's origin are still a mystery

>>212540349
>>212540349
>>212540349
>>212540349