go faster edition

poo smells lmao

hate hate HATE that false-new linking cunt

>>212546246
This cunt >>212546241 is worse

We do not eat black pudding in New Zealand and we have a normal portion of breakfast, not a full English in nz

Mad how good it feels bring a blue-eyed blonde White man.

The drivers of history! The culture-bearer!

doing a gay porn dance to umamusume pretty derby music in my evil smelly incel lair

car's fucked AGAIN

Remember when Rorke did this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

>>212546262
nah not really, he's just a ritualposter and not some bamboozler

>>212546337
utter bollocks
nice bait

>>212546331
next time buy a less shitty car x

>>212546366
It’s not I got it from reddit

i always think of great /brit/posts during toil but i can't post them or write them down while i'm on toilberg's dime so i usually forget them, it's a crying shame really

>>212546359
um
this is kawaii

>Searching for posts with the filename ‘Encourage-women-to-smell-their-poop-to-be-more-inclusive-to-Trans-women-IQfy’.
>2093 results found

>>212546331
remember that documentary about the man who fucks cars?

>>212546366


[**BBC**](https://archive.is/6WsgZ) — The city of Dickinson, about 30 miles (48km) south of Houston, posted grant applications for anyone seeking money for repairs after the category 4 storm.

Local officials say the pro-Israel clause is required under a Texas state law enacted earlier this year.

The application has drawn a strong rebuke from free-speech activists.

In the four-page, recovery aid application posted on the city's website, a section reads: "By executing this Agreement below, the Applicant verifies that the Applicant: (1) does not boycott Israel; and (2) will not boycott Israel during the term of this Agreement."

The provision stems from a law barring the state from entering a contract with any business unless it "does not boycott Israel".

Boycotting Israel includes any action intended to "to penalise, inflict economic harm on, or limit commercial relations specifically with Israel", according to the law.

"Anti-Israel policies are anti-Texas policies, and we will not tolerate such actions against an important ally," the governor said in a statement earlier this year.

>>212546286
bringing a man home? poof.

>>212546369
was so cheap i've spent almost as much on repairs
>>212546392
no. up the exhaust i presume

>>212546366
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41688999

>Man 'commits suicide' by 'throwing himself' into passenger jet engine after running on to the runway as plane prepared for take-off

>>212546392
the bloke from my strange addiction?
it was especially mental because he'd assigned his car as male so that makes him also gay in addition to being a car fucker

wonder if chris chan really did shag his own mum

when i say evil incel lair this the kinda shit i be on

She only lies
Just to save my feelings

Trying out a poem
>somewhere in the fog, a hog stomps on a bog
>and far beyond the stars, past venus earth and mars
>then somewhere deep inside, an ocean of feelings tide
>a bird sits and stares, the morning dew clears
What do you think?

mental how mindbroken yanks are
this man openly subverts the united states to benefit a foreign country on the other side of the world (which is treason btw) and no one sees anything wrong with it

I simply do not care about the post office scandal

>>212546502
um what the fart

I can accept a car fucker but a gay car fucker? subhuman scum

do not care for MLP
it insists upon itself

taking a look at catberg and he's actually quite an ugly fella

>>212546544
to be fair vehicles are traditionally thought of as female because the driver/pilot/captain is usually male. ships are female, cars should be too
i'm not straight but summat wrong with you if your car is male

i'm a stone cold incel nigga

wanking off my car's gearstick

>>212546594

the scrandemic, as it were

>>212546629
even american cars are trannies

>>212546594
brum was defo a lad. so was herbie. knight rider too.

>>212546644
corrr

>>212546644
remember when he ran over all those pakis and got a BNP bumper sticker?

raping my arse with a gearstick

Imagine being Scottish or Welsh
Nobody gives a fuck about you, you're irrelevant and all you do is seethe about England while being powerless to change the status quo

>>212546647
Cut..

he has lost it

just ate a prawn

am top

>>212546727
imprawnsibble

>>212546733
Cool cool.

>>212546703
howl

do you think hitler wanked before sleep during ww2?

>>212546722
screaming at the clip of the catgirl being yeeted over a fence

>>212546763
no youre not

>>212546757
Probably yeah

feel so drained and tired lately. just need to keep on moving. I need to keep on moving.

imagine how kino vr ai porn will be

>>212546711
Half Scottish so I can switch sides x

>>212546711
my mum is welsh and she is nice

rorkes mum's scottish

HANS...

>>212546804
Does she seethe about English people?

>>212546782
we've just got to get through this week / month / year / decade lad

maybe boomers should fuck up the housing market a little more, that might fix everything...

*throws a few pennies at rorke's mum*
l have paid my whore

egh rorke ya wee shite get ute ya hovel an get a job ya fanneh

why did everyone turn into trannies in the past 10 years? back in my day they were a silly novelty but now they're like a radical terrorist group

>>212546831
never heard her but we live in england

>>212546711
imagine still seething about us
anglo freak

i hear voices in my head they tellin me to call it quits

>>212546910
they counsel me

shaking my shit on the balcony of Swiss cottage

Accordion should be arriving from Germany soon

rorke cloning himself to create an interplanetary pmc fighting for the highest bidder
leftypol clones himself to spread humanitarian aid and bring prosperity everywhere eventually removing the need for rorke's services

there was a fucking cockroach in my food and i bit down on it AAAAHHHH FUCK GROSS GROSS GROSS

>>212546947
clean your house

got too drunk on a monday and shouted at the wife again award

Russian build..

No more biomass

ive never seen a cockroach before

>>212546947
>eating a roach
lawrence of arabia licking his lips

why is my poo pink

>>212546978
get your liver checked

biomass launch into the sun

>>212546936
such a gimmicky instrument

Drinking coffee out of my $100,000,000,000,000 mug

>>212546878
In short, the tranny movement was granted protection under the auspices of the 'social justice warrior' (SJW) phase that had its rise on tumblr in the late 2000s, lumped in with lesbians and gays. I suspect there was likely also a big push from corporations in the wake of the Occupy movement where the obviously divisive trans issue was used as a wedge to break up dissenters who would otherwise have grouped up in a campaign of the poor against the rich (see: 'TERFs' for one example of an otherwise cohesive group being split by the issue).

After a few years of that normalisation process, the world existed in a state where new generations of young people were unfortunately growing up online on an internet where 'women with penises' was no longer merely a niche porn thing you'd have to seek out on /d/ but now these kids get exposed to Discord chatrooms where they are literally groomed by tranny pedos in a streamlined process.

>>212546996
Too many mongs on guitar and piano, me included

>>212546955
roaches are unfortunately very common in australia even if your house is spotless

>>212547044
sounds like australians dont know how to clean

>>212547044
I've never seen one

biomass detention centres.

just had a big poo

fuckin yahoooooooo

>Virgin, which the New Zealander released on 27 June, is Lorde's fourth album and her most personal to date.
bet she's not one though

so if you get a ban with your pass on both the IP and the pass get banned thats a bit fucking draconian

>>212546878
it's an assault on the ideas of truth and objective reality themselves by increasingly totalitarian surveillance states so that they can rewrite history and do whatever is necessary to tighten the stranglehold over every last individual on earth

>>212547067
>>212547075
yes i'm aware you don't really get roaches in britain unless your house is an absolute pigsty, but as i said in australia you need to completely gas your house for several days to get rid of them

There's always a bit of light poking in through the curtains into my smelly incel dungeon

Serbs outsmart Slovenes

>he pays to get banned by tranny jannies

>>212547127
hate that, got a west-facing window in my smelly bedroom and the light coming through is usually worst around 1-2pm

>>212547107
Have you thought about not breaking the rules?

biomass gone

>>212547146
Same here
Fucking drives me mad
Goes right onto my monitor

Seamus O'Ciaran upon hearing a Nubian queen has passed the Dover Checkpoint

>>212547142
its insane that you lot sit here and dick about trying to type in these jumbled up letters

*falls out a window*

>>212547146
ktim

*plays a really sad version of Stairway to Heaven on the accordion to shut that accordion-hating mong up*

>>212547149
fuck them rules nigga

Jelqing the jimmy

does the sun set in the east down under?

>>212546936
Lock up your grannies

>>212547180
it's very easy

I saw 'biomass' on a sign and realised it's an actual thing and not just a word Rorke uses on 4channel

>>212547149
look racism IS british culture its systemic ask anyone so god forbid i slip a cheeky slur or 2 in. jannies here would rather have us talking about american tv shows

just saw a plane crash into the world trade centre in new york

>>212547185
To be honest, you need be quite intelligent to appreciate complex styles of music and other instruments than the typical few, it's an excellent mong filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUYHf6ENKxo

Pay up piggies

always look forward to my days off from toil but i just spend them arsing around my smelly evil incel cave doing nowt
too depressed to do anything other than post here and watch youtube, me

>>212547226
You have an awful lot to learn leftypol

>>212547255
the boomermass

>>212547084
put her naked ass on the cover of the last album and no one cared so now she calls this one Virgin. two track mind.

>>212547226
What did you think it was if not a word? What was your interpretation of the posts prior to seeing the word used in a normal context?

reckon if you have a 4chan pass you should be allowed to post whatever you want without getting banned (unless it's something illegal like cp obviously)
the customer is always right i say

they're taking about you rorke but you're still the same

we're not evil we just have low self esteem

>>212547284
a neologism obviously

Leftypol picking up his Joe Dirt Signature Bass

>>212547255
DAT'S RIGHT

australia is getting it's own population of republican/brown/irish freaks who think WE didnt build their entire country

>>212547284
Well I still understood its meaning here in the way that Rorke uses it". But just have never seen it in real life

>>212547255
sole objective in life at this point is to emigrate as soon as possible so not a penny more of my money is siphoned off to these ungrateful cunts

>>212547329
you still hold a tight grip over canada

Maths test: if the state pension increases by 2.5% every year, who benefits more:
A) a current pensioner
B) someone who's 30 years old

I could've had a solid 5/10 but thought I was too good for her. Now I'm in my 30s with zero female interaction.

>>212547329
reckon we should be a republic now, all things considered, got nothing against britain and i value our cultural ties, but, as a metaphor, you've got to move out of your parents' house eventually

leftypols maid comes on Tuesday and Friday

Leftypol debating online over which level of Super Mario World is the best
Rorke raising a family in his new-build with his loving wife

>>212547365
trick question

>>212547365
depends

>>212547371
good metaphor, I'll mention it later at the pub

>>212547365
a. there won't be a state pension in 2060

>We'll use bio-robots.

>>212547329
you always hear the bad stuff about the brits from all the poor shitty countries we were in but they compare themselves to modern western countries and not to what they were i.e. shit tips with mud huts eternal warfare and slavery

>>212547365
30 year old won't have a pension when they become a boomer (straight to the euthanasia clinic)

>be me
>download the BBC Sounds app
>expect wet choking, gurgling, pounding sounds
>it's just shitty radio shows

making a cup of tea if anyone wants one?

>>212547425
On my fifth coffee already la

>>212547425
coffee please mate, black like rorkes wife

What do we do about the energy crisis lads?

>>212547425
no I don't want one

Hello...

>>212547323
>5%
boomers aren't even vaguely aware of how much money they philpher from the country every year. This isn't even going into the fact that they're the primary benefactors of many other government programs (40% of the NHS budget gets spaffed on them btw) and the insane explosion in house prices. at even the most conservative estimates they're sucking up more than 1/4 of the budget every single year, and sitting atop an ever increasing pot of gold, while every other aspect of British society crumbles around them.

*robotic voice*
niggerbot 5000 active
scanning...
bicycle left unchained and unsupervised, commencing theft protocol

why haven't the armed forces launched a coup yet, we are literally going to be extinct within the next century

>>212547446
burn fossil fuels

>>212547409
would be mad if British taxpayers paid for a big black cock fetish app

>>212547456
scream

>>212547446
haven't got any red bull left, a crisis indeed

just seen a good yank post

>>212547446
just make more???

Rorke's wife is brown actually

>>212547314
trvke

>>212547477
on what website?

>>212547461
they're zogbots mate
as long as the zog wave the union jack around they'll do their bidding

>>212547446
thinking i might deliveroo some booze

Mad how my mate at uni has been on dating apps for over 2 years and still has never been on one date
That's at a uni where women outnumber men by 2 to 1 kek
he's not even bad looking

when you're in the military they'll try to scare you by saying you need to get a shot with a square needle directly into your bollock
if you ever join the forces lads don't fall for this insidious hazing ritual

>>212547409
download a bullet into your head

>>212547496
prefer not to say

regret deleting my facebook cos apparently a load of juicy drama happens on there and i miss it all

>>212547519
grow up

>>212547446
Grind up the biomass

>>212547456

>>212547519
grow up, you woman

Get war out of my head bitte Wasser Wasser Wasser fmovies

>>212547536
>>212547541
drama is fun when you're a spectator

doxxable info but neighbourstein has got the union jack up its flying in the wind looking well

Oi, Rorke! Pack it in, will ya??!! AHAAAAAAAAAA

soylent green is biomass?

wonder if chris hansen still does nonce stings
i overheard his voice when he was reporting on some different crime that had happened when mumstein was watching true crime videos
weird to see him outside of nonce-busting contexts, it's like running one of your school teachers at the shops

>>212547456
RACISMLAD GET DOWN he was here a short while ago

>>212547557
81 birdcage walk, done ya cunt

>>212547502
would advise against paying £40 for a 75cl of captain Morgans but after all like bobby brown said that's your prerogative

>>212547557
Cumbernauld.

one australian lad is ON FIRE today with the metaphors, good god

mad how gin/whisky is the only way i get through the day lol

six fuckin strong tall beers on a monday my head is exploding

>>212547557
woke mob will soon claw it down

>>212547564
why do you care?
hey, why don't you have a seat?

>>212547591
got a broken foot, can't get to the shops, got no booze at home, not working today. i see no alternative.

rorke gettin jiggy wid it

Weight myself before and after doing a big poo and I was 1kg lighter

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you

>>212547609
much do you drink a day? does mum or dad ever call while youre plastered?

>>212547672
any metaphors for this situation?

>>212547672

>>212547605
they're similes actually

>>212547609
grow up

>>212547695
fuck off

jobcentre appointment called off GET IN de lads time for a WALKIE POO

ordinary world - duran duran

>they're similes actually

Complete to me..

>>212547732

just saw a post get nerd dogged

farting up a storm

can't stand the biomass

just witnessed pony content outside of the appropriate board

>>212547747
do the poo first then walk lad i do not recommend combining the two it will go all down your legs leaving you with pooey legs

My gran keeps telling me about how the police made her neighbour take down his England flag in case it offends someone
Just never happened did it

Who got it???

>>212547610
chewsday innit

why is this lad going on about metaphors? i didn't notice until just now

Not a fan of the pony gimmick but it's better than the usual shite

Right then I'll get the Tashas posted

>>212547825
why don't you ask your neighbours instead of us

doing a sitty poo

Cool...

wonder how many times i have to brush my teeth before they're white again

good old southern boy
with the farmers strength
aint nobody breakin this red neck

miking umposters and sending their umsperms to a sperm bank to make more umposters

>>212547853
I wasn't asking you
Now fuck off

>>212547871
you've probably permanently buggered them
go to a pro

For the life of me I really can't discern any qualitative difference between jungle bbc and normal bbc

>>212547749
For me, it's the RED version

might go into a shop and say i want to speak to the manager, and when the manager comes out i'll just say hi and then walk out

called the police about the pony infestation. they've passed it to GCHQ

On the subject of metaphors, I'm partial to a fine wine

>>212547705
about 3-5 glasses of gin/whisky with a mixer
mum and dad don't really notice

>>212547914
she can fuck right off

no tashas

>>212547914
>5 kids
>5 holidays
just howling

Russian..

>>212547914
what on EARTH is mehr (yes, google is in fact broken)

>>212547914
what guarantees does £50k get you when she's already been divorced 3 times

rorke and leftypol sitting in a tree
K - I - S - S - I - N - G

>>212547914
>You need to give me money, be a paypig for my kids, and pay for my multiple holidays to Jamaica

>>212547425
fuck your tea it's MERCEDES or bust

>>212547355
Same or get a good accountant

>>212547971
that's the fee you pay for the privilege of marrying her

>>212547971
minimum expected hourly rate

>>212547971
>"Mehr" (مهر) has multiple meanings. In an Islamic context, it refers to the dowry or bridal wealth given by the groom to the bride upon marriage, also known as mahr.
She wants 50k? In GBP? What the hell

>>212547992
she kinda fit though, especially for an older girl, got big bazongawongas

>>212547833
was last night innit

>>212547992
>to Jamaica
you just made this bit up

get the mehr paid
get the muzzie milfs homed

don't reply to the muslim marriage ai slop please

>>212548030
Well my wife is always going there on a girls trip, seems a popular destination

rorke asking for a mehr of turkey dinosaurs and chips at least twice a week

>>212547506
sometimes it's not about looks. for me im looking for someone who will make time stop again when i look at her. someone who will make me lose sleep at night. i’ve been chasing that for so long i ended up losing myself along the way. why is love so hertzzz......

>>212548055
I'm not heather

no mice
no peters
no ponies
no tashas

just heard a noise outside my house, hope it's not a prowler, last thing i need is to be burglarised or murdered

>>212548069
yes you are clearly

gfberg doing missionary work in sudan

>>212547990
Fuck leftypol, fuck Rorke
Fuck the cronem as a staff, gentleman's club, and as a motherfuckin' crew
And if you wanna be down with Mickey Mouse, then fuck you too
Katy girl, fuck you too

>>212548077
hope they get you then the rest of the aussie posters

>>212548077
or raped

queltdown

catberge

rorke demanding more tradition in society
rorke fuming when his mp shags his bride at his wedding

gfberg doing missionary in sudan

>>212548102
them black fellas are performing missionary work on her fannard if you catch my drift

>>212547914
Will be replying to ever single one of these

/afl/ on /sp/ is basically an aussie /int/ general on the wrong board

>>212548133
reckon she'll be doing doggie and much much more

>>212548139
afl is for nonces and urine fetishists

>>212548139
im shocked
SHOCKED
well not that shocked

>>212548147
she's built for it

>>212548139
i like the darts one

did the aussie man kick or throw the ball or whatever

>>212548065
are you retarded?

wifeberg doing geological studies in Papau New Guinea

back and shoulders day at the gym today

>>212548217
Are you retarded?

wet pussies

>>212548206
not the only rock hard things she'll be studying there

Any of you going to make the effort to make the next new or do I need to post yet another brown girl edition?

>>212548240
thoroughly enjoyed this webm keep up the good work

>>212548256
I am Fares.

only a couple of 'mons left until i complete my pokemon violet pokedex

Green bags this week rorke, get it sorted

>>212548217
that's the only day at the gym for me

>>212548217
>doing a brosplit
if you're not roiding you're wasting your time with that shite

>>212548287
gotta catch em all

employment officer saying i should try sending in cvs to places
ah yes hadn't thought of that one thanks mate

>>212548205
cant say i'm not!

>>212548256
CWLTSHC

>>212548314
have you tried getting a job?

>>212548314
would love to shag my employment officer

>>212548332
no

why did they never invent shoes that turn into rollerblades when you push a button? not heelys since they only have one wheel.

niggas from canada i ax yuo this

you ever seen a polar bear?

>>212548305
>muh full body workouts
no

>>212548305
my routine is legs sunday, back & shoulders tuesday, arms thursday. what should I be doing instead? (genuine question, I am a /fit/let)

>>212547914
>please pay 50k to take in my parascitic washed up 44 year old daughter and her 3 kids and pay for everything while she doesn't contribute.
Actually fit but for 50k you can get a series of equally fit prostitutes to do the same job and you don't have someone else's kids hanging around your house

Squat, press, hinge, pull. Simple as.

I need 500k mehr

Play it cool today lads

getting into a nasty argument in the BBC comment section of that pensioner article.

got 'za delivery toil tomorrow night, state of origin is on so it's going to be a madhouse

>>212548389
corr would love to spaff inside her

Doggo...???

>>212548428
>HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR STEW, DEL BOY HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR

>>212548353
yeah at the zoo

is it true that the more you shag the darker the skin on your willy gets?

new
>>212548475
>>212548475
>>212548475

>>212548428
mad that trigger is dead
mad that delboy is probably a nonce

>>212548486
Um

I am Russian