Thread 212554365

Video game folder edition

poo smells lmao

25 to life for shavin cooch, fontaine

creg there's been a teer attack

walking around the sauna nonchalantly farting on all the brown people

neoliberal bull logging in

completed the pokemon violet pokedex lads

playing kingdom come: deliverance, or "willy bum deniggerance" as i've been known to call it

remember lily allen

cor yeah she'd get it

member when she went on big fat quiz and did a improv song about how she does anal

phwoar

leftypol happy as a faggot in jail

thinking for yourself is like using AI except slower and less informed

>>212554411
haha classic judaism

>>212554416
oh behave

>>212554417
Deeply evil woman

>>212554416
Sorted.

>>212554417
no chance, that uterus is inhabitated by the ghosts of at least fourty foetuses, be like shagging a haunted house

well??

We really are an island of nonces and sex perverts

>>212554437
Yes.

hmm he has called it that before

>>212554467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybaIYP6eHc

having some chips and baked beans

>>212554480
rolling

>>212554416
*installs white musa and dialogue change mods*

Get the races mixed
Get the history rewritten
Get the borders open
Get the microchips implanted

When I saw Prophet Muhammad ﷺ in my dream, he had a perfect physique and chiseled jawline with a perfectly symmetrical rounded face, and each one of his hairs were moving in unison.

To say he looks like a model is an understatement.

I wish I can see my role model again.

>>212554415
Nice one lad
How long did it take?

>>212554417
my brother alfie is more successful than me

we will continue posting the ponies and theres nothing you or the janny can do about it
we will keep coming back


you will sit there like a cockroach you are

>>212554437
Yeah?

give boomers everything

>>212554480
>illegal twerk
I thought america was the land of the free

>>212554523
corrr
might get the mlp porn on now

>>212554480
no way they're that old

>>212554518
PS. He had medium-long hair to his shoulders and had a very well kept beard (not too long). Black hair with some reddish colour, I have the same in my beard hair too.

His skin tone was whiter than the skin tone of Jesus (AS) whom I also saw in the same dream.

Rorke's dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGv4V7bFvJc

>>212554522
really not mate

he got lucky once with game of frones and he just ended up being known as the guy who got his cock cut off

>>212554499
you're telling me you don't know who's this guy newgate is and you're eating his beans

>>212554523
are you sure

>29 years old
>kissless handholdless virgin
>no friends for 10+ years at this point
>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online
>hobbies/interests are all solitary things
>poor social skills
>panic about being exposed as a virgin
>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected
>afraid to show my own personality around women
>filled with regrets and humiliation
>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me
>will never have a family of my own
>relatives similar in age to me are starting families
>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband
>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself
>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up
>given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute
>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation
>tried using Bumble, hardly any likes

It's so over lol
Wasted my life and 4chan will likely be banned by the end of the year

>>212554480
You can tell which ones are naughty girls and which ones are taking the wrap for bad men.

>>212554544
Mental how you rolled that one too

>>212554480
You cannot suffer in America

>>212554480
rollan

get the 'p posted

Had to join an all-company teams meeting with the chief exec toilberg today and he was yapping on and on about a load of bullshit that had nothing to do with our team, so I said to two girls on the same desk ask as me “oh my god blog on you boring bastard” and they were both giggling at my little remark and one of them even referenced it at lunch saying it cracked her up

Thanks Diego for boosting my rizz levels!

>>212554519
i have like 150 hours in the game but i didnt really sweat it

>>212554587
it's ova

>>212554365 (OP)
honestly i didn't think i would be a failure at 22 sadly i can't be a neet but i can't find a job either so i am gonna go make peace with being a loser at 30.

TOILBERG IS ON FUCKING HOLIDAYS FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS LADS
GET THE FUCKING CANS IN

Toilberg not being at work makes me happy you see.

>>212554587
Had a birthday recently mate?

>>212554614
oh my god blog on you boring bastard

>>212554614
I've used "blog on" IRL too. People love it for some reason.

>>212554651
you’re pushing 50

The new crush

dude cody you gotta come try my stepmoms meatloaf when im at my dads this weekend its outta this world

why do the migrants prefer britain to france anyway

>>212554614
called starmer poo barmer at toil and they thought it was a racist slur comparing him to obama and now they all think i'm racist (i am)

>>212554587
thanks for existing and sharing this so i can feel better about myself mate

got an intersting idea where i tug on my willy loads then blast some white stuff everywhere

>>212554587
try to get married and have kids before you turn 35
that's your last hope
if you're low psl maybe rope

>>212554677
Do you want to be in France?

>>212554614
i’ve had several laughs before from normies by hitting out with /brit/ zingers

>>212554651
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

Is it illegal to wank to your great grandmother?

>>212554614
how does a man even end up in your situation seriously
for whatever reason you've decided to dedicate probably thousands of hours solely to being incredibly annoying to a group of no more than 50 internet spastics

>>212554677
britain is more friendly and open to migrants :)

>>212554677
They don't get anything in France and have to sleep in tents. In Britain they get a plush hotel, free smartphone and spending money.

>>212554662
It’s just brilliant. Might make it my catchphrase irl. Going to treat /brit/ as my little team of incel comedy writers, there are some great minds here but you’re just too autistic to give your jokes the delivery they deserve
>>212554689
Fucking howling

Yo Creg me and the bros are going have a couple brewskis at the weekend if my boss doesn’t call me to come work overtime

>>212554720
Deano and Gemma circa 1958

>>212554720
KINO

>>212554480
can't believe there are girls in their early 20s who have hit the wall while 35 year old jillian has not

>>212554677
I bet they don't offer services in Ungabunga or whatever they speak to get free money and housing like the British do

>>212554587
>>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me
:(

>>212554701
I don't want to be here either

not sure I want to be anywhere

>>212554703
Which ones?
>>212554725
How is my post annoying mate?

should i even bother leaving my sisters house today there are no job interviews today and i won't go to the gym til night time. i wanna avoid the guy who saw me look up suicide methods. he has been trying to be nice to me for no reason

>>212554720
oh my days that timmy whip

reading the Wikipedia page of the Islamic prophet Muhammad

Just did 20 minutes on the skipping rope out the back graden

>>212554365 (OP)
Zoomers are utterly baffled by that image

>>212554761
We say "on the weekend" on this side of the pond

Dude spring breaks gonna be lit!!!

>>212554796
>I I I me me me my my my
im thinking you're a lost cause

My asshole smells of POO

>>212554677
all the migrants are french

>>212554365 (OP)
Kino

>>212554816
i am 22 and had a ps1 i wish i was born in the 1990s or late/mid 1980s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNp2WwzqtAk
guy made a diss track for the detroit sign

>>212554829
bunker busted that cunt

>>212554790
China.

GET THE FUCKING CANS YOU YOU BORING BASTARDS

Bit excited it seems
Also I noticed that theres a new toil girl who looks a lot like Ruby just with glasses and a fair bit skinnier
Right down to the glorious ten head and large mouth I'd like to take a big relaxing shite into

>be american
>turn 18
>can join the army and go get blown up by some towelhead in a faraway land
>can be filmed taking 4 cocks at once and glazed with cum and have it posted on the internet for the world to see
>too young to have a beer
squawking

>>212554790
Rorke, captured off the coast of Archangelsk

>>212554720
Love the loose casual suits and shirts they wore in the mid 20th century
Very, very stylish

>>212554587
Have you tried online dating?

>>212554816
im a zoomer and had one of those
you're doing the same shit boomers do where they draw gay little newspaper comics about millennials not knowing how to turn on a book

>>212554813
>20 minutes on the skipping rope
good lad

>>212554829
honestly i am gonna just smoke weed i been avoiding it because i don't have a job

>>212554874
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>212554811
>1377
>King's Lynn
it was Bishop's Lynn then and for 250 more years

Are Tommy’s daughter has a cracking cleavage

>>212554874
l only got 4 little cans of strongbow should have got more

>>212554874
it's tuesday lad i only drink on friday

>>212554587
i love you

keep your head up you legend you

>>212554892
>three i's in a single sentence
nigga....

>towelhead
Haven't heard that one in a long time

>>212554874
'ri canslad

>>212554898
cronem clapmeat

spinning my willy around

>>212554898
How old is she?

>>212554903
Don't like strongbow. Tried it once. More of a Magners/Bulmers lad

>>212554915
TOILBERG IS ON HOLIDAYS FOR TWO WEEKS, LAD
Also did I mention the new toil girl who looks like Ruby Granger?

>>212554929
Alri' Aussielad? Bit early morning for you, yeah?

never krill yourself

>>212554924
how about you go us a favor and just suck a dick

buying a translucent sex arse so i can look at my thick pulsating cock when i cum

>>212554908
is that a friggin neopolitan crust???

>>212554480
Roll

*rolls down all the blinds*

>>212554956
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>212554956
aye but canny sleep

>>212554653
Yeah x
>>212554881
I've tried Bumble and got a few matches but never had a date.

What happens here?

>>212554874
>large mouth I'd like to take a big relaxing shite into
Steady on Canslad. Steady on.

saved up a deposit and looking for a property lads

any tips?

imagine tightening an extension cord round canslads fat greasy neck until he goes limp and the light leaves his eyes corr

>>212554979
Lol.

i dont even care anymore. at the age of 32, i havent experienced anything. ive been a loser for my entire life. i was a loser throughout high school with no social memories. i was a loser during college. i was a loser throughout my 20s. im a loser into my 30s. i dont have money. i dont have friends. i dont have any relationship or sexual experience. i dont have a fulfilling career. i have completely given up on life. i dont even smile and pretend to be happy. i am in a permanent frown, staring at the ground, barely speak to anyone, and dont have the self-esteem or self-confidence to do anything about it. it would be impossible to even describe the pit of depression that i have been in for as long as i can remember. i hate waking up every morning. i hate facing every day. i hate reading stories about people who are dying young, or comitting suicide because i get extremely envious of how lucky they are. every night i pray to die in my sleep, or get a terminal illness so i can die quickly.

>>212555000
try Tinder or Hinge

Dollhouse is bumping

>>212555002
absolutely nothing

reading about the yank civil war so bizarre that people defend the confederacy

>>212554992
Hopefully you don't have the toil in some form in the morning, lad

>>212555012
We all have our interests
I'd like to find out her thoughts on roleplaying as a 1600s barmaid serving the cans to the lads while we talk about her massive fivehead and how we need to spaff on it


>>212555029
Unironically get a mortgage broker and a solicitor who works with people buying houses

>>212555002
Prison pod?

>>212555066
how so?

>>212555073
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

Always cheers me up seeing canslad post here. Feels amazing having a normal lads in and not weird incel FREAKS

>>212555082
them niggas was tweaking

>>212555085
creaming

another 16 hour 4chan shift from spainlard is it

>>212555073
why do you pretend to be irish?

>>212555073
already went through a broker and have a solicitor in mind but need to find a prolerty that's worth buying first

>>212555039
same. same...

>>212554955
Freshly turned 18

is it true that you guys have a county named "el sex"?

>>212555091
why do you post where your input is not wanted

>>212555002
my initial reaction is that since the video cuts from exactly 11:59 to midnight, it was a fault in the programming of the recording equipment
although, that would be the perfect time to have someone dealt with, if you knew about the flaw

>>212555039
Know that feel, lad

Is 15 miles enough to cycle when I am 34 years old with a 40" belly and never exercised before?

>>212555085
cute

life is hard

she gon SNATCH that presidency

>>212554480
wilda get

went up to the kitchen to wash my hands and my neighbour was there and i had to speak to her 0_0

>>212555120
it would go against leftypol's ethic to make any jokes. let's see how principled leftypol is.

>>212555039
Life is meant to be lived lad
Get out there and do something. Anything. You’re so lucky to be alive and you don’t even know it

>>212555158
can't take this bitch seriously. women live on easy difficulty

>>212555166
>Little Gay Faggot Slave
ktim

>>212555000
My advice would be to act like yourself around women, don’t pretend to be someone or something you’re not. The one’s who will make fun of you for being a virgin are not worth your time anyway so it’s best to be honest and filter the judgmental people out. As a female I would personally date a virgin who is sort of autistic/timid and bad at showing his emotions. You will probably find someone who thinks like this irl if you keep trying. Don’t give up Nigel.

>>212555120
um, which means she was under 18 in the pic you posted

>>212555117
Other than that, lad, the standard rules apply
Talk to people who livei n the area, drive by during night, check how it was for the 4-5 years in the newspapers for crimes, etc, check if future plans are in there, etc

And of course, check how fast you can get the fucking cans in
>>212555158
>extra bedroom
You could fit in at least 5 indians paying 500 per week each easily, love.
>>212555166
Alri, kill yourself since you deserve it

>>212555039
>>212555118
>>212555141

>>212555158
blue eyes are demonic

>>212555039
ah yeh the old defeatist despairing speech from someone who has never once put any effort into not being a loser. you're fucking boring

miss when /brit/ was normal lads acting like freaks
seems like nowadays it's more actual freaks desperately trying to act normal

>>212555225
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

Remploy factories were a very good idea imo. It's cruel to expect disabled people to find jobs competing with the able bodied.

>>212555171
Do you live in a bedsit? is she fit?

Mental how my depression and failed life gimmicks got every single fucking one of you replying

>>212555195
Not true at all but your a smellybedroomoid who knows about women exclusively through throwing money at women who make millions off OF

rorkes mum

>>212555236
Poltards and r9k incels have been slowly migrating here and have ruined it

>>212555236
im a freak acting like a freak

I don’t understand the thought process.
This lad watches as his wife and daughter drown. Instead of being traumatised he gets an erection and decides to force himself on the nearest 16 year old girl. Make it make sense

Canspaedo and DTFIC having a duelling meltie yes lads absolute KINO

>>212555210
>As a female

>>212555275
done us

>>212555225
>check if future plans are in there
wog

>>212555299
They're just like that

>>212555275
Not me though

Right, lads.
Going to have the quick scran, two BIg sausage rolls, they looked like diseased dog's willies in pastry

>>212555315
Depends on where
Could be getting pikeys or gyspies which are fucking worse

>>212555295
carry on then x

>>212555158
>$2000 a month for 40 hours a week
does she work at mcdonalds or an amazon warehouse or something?

>>212555299
posted it again award

>>212555313
The advice is good regardless.

>>212555299
when will you naive mongs learn

dtfic is like a booster card
if a resident freak goes meltmode he activates and transforms it into a double melty with 100% success rate

>>212555342
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

Should i post some data and graphs demonstrating how over it is?

sucking a big black coffee

29 is such a grim fucking age.

Makes me realise I've wasted my 20s. Sure I had 2 years fucked up by covid lockdowns, but here I am, still a virgin and living at home as I was at the age of 20. I never bothered trying to put myself out there with women. I was too afraid to try to get back in touch with people from school and I'm a friendless loser.

My job pays OK money but socially I'm pathetic.

>>212555299
>loses wife and child
>immediately grabs replacement wife and creates replacement child
makes perfect sense

If you missed out on the friendship, young love, university, travelling, early career thing then yes you missed out on the best years of your life BUT don't give up we need you to keep providing tax revenues.

>>212555273
shes like 80

>>212555342
>Going to have the quick scran
why the fuck do you even keep up this charade man seriously kek

keep hearing good things about mead

>>212555359
Fucking howling it’s true

computer fan just starting making a weird ass sound wallahi bro im finished

>>212555322
You're the only one clued up enough to not be a mong in here

>>212555299
I imagine it went something like “oh my family has died and now we’re all going to die, might as well shag this girl before I die too”

Listening to Dummy by Portishead.

>>212555359
You've really done it this time

>>212555299
>wife dies
>immediately forced himself on a 16 year old
Me in crusader kings haha

good evening I don't respect women

>>212555397
timmy's crush

shaggers can you confirm
a hdmi cable?

>>212555395
um that ladys got willy parts hasnt she

>>212555433
trve

>>212555382
Answer the question Patrick

>>212555442
yeah they have a cock ive been struggling with gay thoughts lately ever since i started wanking once a week

spilt me coffee fucks sake

>>212555424
LOL

desperately need my gaping hole filled

>>212555397
>works part time in b&m
no thanks ta x

>>212555435
screeching

I am of sound mind

would have preferred not to have seen that particular webm

>>212555435
:)

>>212555463
if you've ever even had a single gay thought then you're def not straight and its time to accept that x
after that you can have as many guilt free gay wanks as you can fathom

>>212555467
>t. labour budget

>>212555479
shes doing the absolute bare minimum until she finds a husband who will pay for everything

most of these photos look like AI

i am jealous of people who got to play the gaming generations of ps1 and ps2 but sadly modern gaming sucks all of it is live service slop. i am 22 and live in the worst possible era

>>212555397
She’s so leng man

>>212555397
Are the photos AI generated to preserve the subjects privacy or does the account claim the photo is the actual person?

>>212555534
you can still play all those games using an emulator retard

>>212555534
Gaming peaked with mw3

>>212555534
i’m 21 and played the ps2 as a kid

>>212555435
pangpangs next victim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueB7j4ZGrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueB7j4ZGrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueB7j4ZGrM

3rd takeaway in a row lads I'm losing control of my life at this point

haven't been in a serious fight in years

>>212555534
the best modern games are 100% better than the best old games

canswog shitting out multiple sentences of broken wogspeak every time he posts while expecting us to not immediately see straight through it

>>212555520
sounds just like the demonic gay entity thats telling me to wank to to gay porn

>>212555571
What's the matter, big guy?

You're not spamming as much as usual

Did something happen?

>>212555571
sup crodie xx

>>212555415
Haha game reference
Though I'll usually hook up with the dowager roastie with the highest stewardship and then get pulled into some ridiculous war by her useless toddler

>>212555550
They're real mate

>>212555577
thank you for supporting the growth of islam in this country x

Amazon prime day celebrations

>>212555584
grow up and filter him

>>212555589
he's telling the truth too lad
get grindr installed posthaste

>>212555600
Why do you send kisses to him?

Are you a homosexual?

>>212555561
MW3 was shit

>>212555550
i wish i could have been there for it but sadly i am stuck being a failure in todays society

>sadly modern gaming sucks all of it is live service slop
Not even close to being true

misumi is looking sexy today

>>212555639
she's 12

>>212555600
sup crodem, u gud?
>>212555592
it's not spam

Act broke Stay rich

>>212554587
>33 years old
>fat drug addicted loser
>no real friends
>estranged from family
>wasted 1000s+ hours online
>porn addict
>killing myself with drugs, junk food and smoking
>wasted 10,000s+ hours taking drugs
>currently in drug withdrawals
>lost count of the times ive done withdrawals/detox
>done fuck all productive with my life
>lost virginity to a prostitute
>not had a gf in over a decade
>shagged 50+ prostitutes
>never been in love
>not had sex since last seeing a brass last September
>rarely talk to women
>failed at dating apps
>believe im too far gone to ever relate to a woman and will never be loved
>my peers are mostly in long term relationships and having kids, building families, buying houses
>ive wasted £100k+ on prostitutes, cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, fast food

hope you enjoyed my greentext blogpost

>>212555625
already would have but i rather like irish posters x

*cracks open the door to thread just enough to fit my ass in without anyone noticing so I can hotbox you guys with a parp*

>>212555534
>>212555561
i meant mw2

How can you be a muslim woman and fine with dating anyone? Would you expect your fella to convert? Would you expect him to raise your kids as muslim even if he wasn't? Far too many questions being raised.

Absolutely legendary thread

>>212555654
It is spam

>>212554587
>>212555669
...

>>212555639
die out

>>212555686
true my favorite modern games are stardew valley but i have a soft spot for pokemon

>>212555679
*bounds over on all fours and shoves my four inch long nose right up your ringpiece*

watching mimic (1997)

looking at amazon prime deals and cant find anything good

>>212555653
born: July 9, 1993 (1993-07-09) [age 31]

>>212555631
Yeah i meant mw2

Old mate's never had their whole in-game strategy fucked to death by the autist developers doing a root-and-branch redesign of the game mechanics

>>212555669
>>not had a gf in over a decade
FONT

>>212555689
i cant imagine her family would be happy about it either. leftypol doesn't like to hear it but brown people are extremely insular and racist

on a long enough time frame, everyone is disabled

>>212555669
scraniel

watching mimic (1997)

rorke going to the school dance in jeans and a tshirt that says rape mode: activated

had a very stodgy poo earlier, obviously didn't get rid of it all because there's more in the pipe

mad how ofcom is going to block 4chan
aint nuthin lil anon cud do

>>212554480
alri then

my first wank was to porn of homer fucking marge

>>212555669
i am in a worst position
>22
>laid off because accounting and hr wanted more money
>i haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years
>gymcel
>can't find work
>been looking since may 31st
>bitter and angry

>>212555747
Karla was a nutcase. In hindsight i'd rather have never had a gf.

>>212555800
My first wank was on an old site. Anal where the lass looked like my gf at the time (albeit a legal age one) She looked in pain
Cor

think my cat just woke up from a bad dream she did a littl scream

>>212555800
for me it was Kirk Van Houten having a wank in his racing car bed

I suggest you all noncepost now to cop a 30 day ban in preparation for when 4chan is deleted

>>212555806
thats really not that bad mate you just seem like one of those people who loves to make their own misery

>>212555806
You aren't nearly as fucked up as me, kid. I'm challenging for the Premier League of fucked up bitter 4chan losers. You're still kicking about in the second division.

>>212555854
um

>>212555849
love when i wake up catberg to annoy her and she does a little trill and a big stretch :3

>>212555849
She probably read one of my posts

>>212555894
not 'um'. try 'yum. underage fanny'

oi! rorke

New
>>212555920
>>212555920
>>212555920

>>212555928
>>212555928
>>212555928
the new

Just seen 2 early news in the log. State of you fellas

>>212551978
>>212551978
>>212551978

>>212555937
half irish yardie baby feeding station

>>212555949
>>212555953
Good job idiots

>>212555962
newses*

>>212555964
scream

Janny. Kill these men.

>>212555949
>>212555953
>>212555964
fucking hell lads
janny has his work cut out

>>212555972
What's the matter, big guy?

You're not spamming as much as usual

Did something happen?