Thread 212555920

long skirt no jacket edition

*flies past*

>>212555969
*glances up*

What the fuck was that? Anybody see that?

*starts uncontrollably screeching*

Last thread was like the /brit/ days of old, amazing stuff

need to wee but im laying on my bed so i cant wee here

>>212555920 (OP)
swollen trotter feet

>>212556007
Surely you mean down
Cause he's australian haha get it

i aint got no money
i aint got no car to take you on a date

>on the cans
>toilberg is away for 2 weeks
>thinking about the fact he might die in a fucking plane crash

>>212556064
umm

1kg of uranium for tea

>>212556064
what's NZ doing

>>212556064
I deny the holocaust and nobody can stop me.

>>212556064
holocaust denial isn’t even the denial of the holocaust in its entirety but any questioning of the official narrative and figures

>>212556009
what

>>212556057
Stop looking

>>212556077
aske ur mum for a few quid and hop on a double decker

>>212556079
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

Worried that the rise of depression and mental health issue is correlated to the decrease in religiousness.
Religion gives people purpose, social activities, friendships and bonding with others, guidance, security and morals. The things which people with depression feel they lack the most.
Can’t just suddenly pick a god to suddenly believe in though can you.
Or can you?

>>212556064
I know there's a lot of maoris in Perth but that's ridiculous

>>212555871
well i can't find a job and i need some work before i can go back to school and i am just sitting in my room all day and going to the gym at night. i am trying to avoid going in the day because some guy is trying to be nice to me when he saw me looking at suicide methods on my phone

odds pizza
evens pasta
doubles something else

love schizo youtube channels

I like heatherfren's posts

fuck sake lads just knocked over my wank bucket by mistake
thats two weeks worth down the drain

mmhmm yeah yeah but how about those skinny small boat cronem? they are showering arent they?

Treated myself to a maccies on the way home from work lads. Big Arch burger, 5 chicken selects and an Oasis. CORRRRRR

Ate it down by the river listening to The Rest is Politics and fed my leftover chips to the duckies and the swans, they came right up to my car x

92% humidity rising to 95 later

>>212556143
if people went to a cathedral for a service and were slipped lsd it would be a profound experience that would make people believe in god. but the jesus shit is a more difficult sell.

>>212556136
Just a kind word, lad
Might want to stop spamming the same thing like a bot.
Jannies won't be too happy

>>212556184
You should have got it insured at the local sperm bank

>>212556143
Religion is present in any healthy society
You could say it’s the ultimate expression of that societies idea, an explanation of the physical bounded universe with rituals, morals and hierarchy embedded

>>212556215
Well, why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>212556195
blog on you boring bastard

>>212556215
Are you announcing a report here?

>>212556192
yeah they're washing each other's batons and making a big mess

I'm a billionaire

>>212556215
you going to report him like you report me for calling you a wog?
wog

>>212556239
He’s a paedophile with no friends and likes to imitate how he thinks normal people talk and behave on here.

Can’t tell if he’s a genius or an idiot

>>212556265
no they are washing their own batons but yes they do make a big mess

need to court a maiden

i'm not a holocaust denier i just call it the holohoax

>>212556222
religion is stupid why worship the following
>a caste system made by indo european invaders
>a man who sat under a tree for days
>some schizo who cut off his foreskin
>some dumbass who died on a plank of wood
>some schizo who had seizures in the mountains

lots of hostility in the thread

>>212556282
i feel attacked

>>212556292
Is Mickey Mouse there?

>>212556307
>tipsfedora.png

what degrees/skills are in-demand in Australia so I can flee this shithole?

don’t know why this canadian gimp is so obsessed with and hostile to canslad (who is one of the thread’s most beloved personalities)

done a piss in the sink because i couldn't be arsed lifting the toilet seat and didn't want to sit down

>>212556292
are you sure they're not giving each other a little hand?

>>212556344
plasterer

Fucking hell the Tashas don't stop coming in

>>212556321
?

>>212556264
Lad, the janny deletes chebs in about four seconds after they're posted
It was a friendly warning to a mentally ill nonce

>>212556278
see above, lad

Altho if you want to do the 'canslad is a janny' again larp, that was actually funny

>>212556352
pretty sure it's down to him being banned multiple times over nothing I did

>>212556296
a makeless mayden ?

I'm thinking I'm going to try and get a gf. 32 years young and no gf so far. This is the year, lads.

>>212556342
jesus preached forgiveness and turning they other cheek

mohammad was a mountain schizo

hinduism was created by indo aryans

and buddha was a guy who sat under a tree for days then died

step 1: give all israeli land to palestinians and wall the whole place up
step 2: grind all israeli men into a thin red paste and feed them to fish or whatever
step 3: relocate all fit big boob israeli women to australia

>>212556360
they're not white

>>212556352
I worry for canslad, he drinks too many cans

I’m so manly I stand up to poo.

>>212556368
Mickey Mouse appears in some of the Gherkin related photos I've seen. Just curious what that's all about.

heh yeah bro i’m totally straight. definitely don’t make posts about black men wanking each other off in the shower all day on an anonymous message board. it’s all satire and jokes you see

>>212556064
What about Palau

poo

>>212556352
Canadians on /brit/ are usually weirdos and passive-aggressive bullies.

>>212556352
It’s DTFIC, he has some form of personality disorder.

>try to google information about the steroids i'm using
>all the results are from trannies doing TRT rather than bodybuilders
fucking trannies have gotten in my way for the last time

i wish i could go back in time and stop myself from being a loser at 22

>>212556405
oh right, that's heatherlads post

36 and only just managed to pull the 4 skin over my head during a wank

>>212556383
yh

Porkers

No one likes canslad
I can tolerate him but I wouldn't say I like him

>>212556381
sometimes i sit down to do a wee

>>212556379
>>212556418
>>212556425
Oh right thanks lads. Might just filter leafs desu

>>212556352
He’s moved on from frogposter and found a new victim to bully

>>212556452
ready for timmy

>>212556452
someone needs to tell her to stop sucking in

>>212556379
shut up you smelly greek cunt
youve got to be the actual worst poster here even the schizo spammers have substance to them
you’re just a boring unfunny braindead faggot parroting your own warped idea of what normal people post about

>>212556448
bet it absolutely ponged

people on /v/ are always angry about something. they really need to chill out over there.

that's it I'm 25 now, time to turn my life around

>>212556414
It's pure satire you see

>>212556460
ooooh! x

>>212556459
We all love canslad actually mate he’s one of the best posters on /nrit/

>>212556452
imagine all that flying about like dumbo the elephant corr

I do like coming here and posting inane shite into the void, I don't have to keep up a personality, I can act however I like on any given day

you could make this exact thread a year ago and it wouldn’t be noticeably different
dead general filled with mongs

any fake natties in?

>/nrit/
bragleybait

>>212556489
might do this in a few years

>>212556513
not a chance

>>212556545
I’m a fake juicer

>>212556485
i was always able to pull it over when i wasnt hard

>posts about the cans
>posts about happy times at toil
>somehow this triggers paedos

interesting

>>212556513
Not a fan of /nrit/ desu, lad
Now /brit/, I consider myself a fantastic place

>>212556526
I think that's probably the most confusing part, lad
Outside of saying 'lad' a lot, I rarely actually post about the cans unless talking about the cans, if that makes sense. I've helped people who were depressed, apply for jobs and interviews, talked about computers and other shite and yet, somehow, it's the cans or rather lack of them that upsets people

>>212556513
Imagine being mindraped so hard you come out with this

>>212556489
What are you goals?

Anyone got the bwc out?

*starts pumping smoke into /brit/ to calm the posters*

Name one (1) poster you actually like.

>>212556581
Go back to Jizzrael

>>212556560
It’s just DTFIC lad he’s triggered by anyone more popular than him (and that’s essentially the entire thread), the rest of us love you x

>>212556459
I quite like canslad. A lot of the time I ignore him but when we have had interactions he has always been alri with me.

>>212556526
this is how you’re meant to post lad, pissing your inane thoughts into the digital wind
take a moment to imagine the lives of the lads who actually invest hours into this place trying to cultivate a persona. no man should reach that point

>>212556595
ops at mcdonald

i'm not out yet

>>212556589
*pumps a fart into your mouth*

>>212556560
this is /britfeel/ behaviour, trying too hard to make yourself into a beloved "personality" with forced gimmicks

As British bussies lay bare, I bring the bwc to boast and bury

>>212556595
Anonymous brits
Anonymous australians
The frenchie
That's it really

>>212556609
Muslim marriage CVs

Who is the worst British president?

>>212556595
SpainGod

Dollhouse melty lmfao

>>212556595
i like the other aussies
you notice the dip in post quality when theres less of us here

got to get up in 3 hours so i can go and toil my cute little aussie bum off x

>>212556595
toby
the singular Australian poster

I am such a weak and pathetic little man

Just dropped another six Vinted parcels off at the locker. That’s another £140 in my pocket

Just another day in the life of a hustler really lads :)

>>212556560
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

It's an honest question

>>212556642
George VIII

>>212556635
>The frenchie
he is a bit cheeky tho

>>212556595
threadmeister

Howling
Heatherpaedo is truly rattled

>>212556595
I like rorke/ leftypol posters

>>212556595
swedelad is sound
there are more i could mention but since you asked for one that's all you're getting

>other aussies
…he hasn’t realised he has multiple personality disorder and it’s all him…poor fella

>>212556595
Only really know Rapelad as a regular which probably says a lot about me.

>>212556598
No actual idea who that is, desu, lad

>>212556619
But really, outside of me and the actual nonces like spaino, who really has a 'gimmick' and even then it's less ofa gimmick and more just that somteimes I like posting about the cans

I've posted lots normally in here without the cans

>>212556560
could you at least have the decency to post with a trip so we can filter you rather than you forcibly subjecting us to every one of your dogshit posts

>>212556687
Thought he was dead

employed woman has grown on me, think they are probably one of the only ones here with active hobbies/life goals they are pursuing. they lifemog 80% of brit

mmhmm yeah bet the leaky pg tips are aching for -2 tings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZz04e6gqE

GET THE GROOVY ANIME MUSIC BLARING

there should be no personalities or namefags here

Bob Vylan exposed the fraud that is white masculinity.

>>212556684
WTF what did Geroge do?

>>212556706
think he pops in once a week or so
he's a funny lad

Cor blimey Jack the ripper was a freemason

>>212556707
trip on you tranny freak

>>212556736
Amazing that you still get replies after 403 people here have filtered you

>>212556707
>think they are probably one of the only ones here with active hobbies/life goals they are pursuing
yes because all the lads who don't treat this place like their personal blog just have nothing going on in their lives yes

>>212556701
Desperate to fit in Canadian. I would just describe him as a Canadian who is desperate to fit in essentially.

Mental how badly I mindraped him

Housed

Might move to China. No personalities in China.

>>212556768
If anything he'd do better if he wasn't such a retarded faggot
But that's hyst my thoughts

FOREVER YOUNG

I WANNA BE FOREVER YOUNG

in the wild thornberrys donnie rapes eliza

trying to think of something controversial to post so I can get a lot of replies. just another day in the life of a hustler.

>>212556731
gay zoomerslop
get the real anime choons posted
https://youtu.be/xrZeY6CAvMY

are nieve

>>212556764
Makes you think doesn't it

>>212556684
Prince George will be King George VII

George VIII might be hundreds of years away

>>212556736
huh i didn't know you could do that thing with the stars for search for alternate words with the same roots

>>212556792
would love to impregnante some muslima slag and make her completely off limits to the men of her own community haha

>>212556792
GOTY

>>212556812
more like naive

>>212556803
Why are you calling me names?

I just asked an honest question and you're having a tantrum about it

get the fucking twinks raped

>>212556812
get evil vibes to that impish woman

>>212556812
you mean niamh

>>212556822
mate we're talking about presidents keep up

some twat is revving his engine up and down my street, fucking 4am in the morning

>>212556869
not on

>>212556830
I think it accepts regular expressions but I'm too stupid to use those desu senpai

>>212556792
Get them in
Get them housed
Get them shagged
Get them pregnant
Get them abandoned
Get them deported
IN THAT FUCKING ORDER

>>212556513
do we? seems like most people. including myself, think he's an annoying tryhard gimp.

>>212556869
Skin colour of the esteemed gentleman in question?

>>212556867
Republican swine. I am loyle to our King.

been sprinting back and forth past some poor cunts house and farting for the past ten minutes LOL

on the wine booze
i odnt give a SHITE if its turesday so FUCK OFF

>>212556897
Phoenician

>>212556892
Rollercoaster of a post this

screaming and shitting out my window

>>212556869
loool he has you seething Sydneylad

>>212556897
likely a cracker desu

Corporate sponsors dropping Pride like it's a hot bag of AIDS gas

>>212556933
How
It's pretty fucking par for the course in here

>>212556866
erm... no

>>212556950
How do you sponsor being gay?

crying out my arse

>>212556909
alkie twat

wish i could give all your bellends a big sniff

TWO WEEKS WITHOUT THE FUCKING TOILBERG LADS
WAHEEEEYYYYY

I'm very sorry. It's just without toilberg I can do things like having 4 pints at lunch while at the toil, you see

>>212556996
you’d fucking hurl mate

i'm adjacent to some shit

me rn

>>212556950
I'm glad Asda is too skint to price gauge customers and sponsor degenerates.

>>212557018
please just stop fucking posting

gonna start writing a novel but I'm gonna be really sneaky and insert fetish material into it, not too much that people would notice but just enough

raping my arse with a dovecote

>>212556893
nobody else except you thinks that heatherpaedo

>>212556888
i don't think it's regex, just glob patterns

>>212556950
didn't know david tennant was gay

>>212557079
what kind of fetishes

>>212557090
bizarre reply

Heaterpaedo is so fucking rattled.
Posts a couple then just fucks off after he gets called Quentin.
Used to not reply to anybody except "nun he culd do" now he can't help himself
SAD!

Colours of the world!
(Arse up your life)
Every boy and every girl!
(Arse up your life)
People of the world!
(Arse up your life)

>>212557079
Rorke walked down the street. He entered the shop to buy some bread. Then he got raped by a black nigger. Then he paid for the bread and walked out

how can you hate canslad? he's the most inoffensive poster in this general probably

>>212557133
such is life in the starmerreich

>>212557118
he lives in your head rent free lol

>>212557150
He's a bit annoying

>>212557118
heatherposter hasn’t been here all day you silly little timmy, he has a life outside of this place unlike you xx

You should be clean shaven. Shave every day.

>>212557133
Racismlad ffs you can't say the niggerword

>>212557122
not that i wouldnt scran that in the blink of an eye but why is literally everything you people eat some shade of beige or brown

Wonder what the feudal Japanese warlords of old would think about this
https://youtu.be/JCeSahkbDWs?t=28

so it's clearly a problem in advanced democracies where the largest proportion of the vote base can essentially siphon most of the countries finances and if they don't get their way they just vote for the party that will

>>212557099
He's been publicly trooning out his son since the age of 10

>>212557122
greng scran

>>212557150
he's a cringy gimp that doesn't realise how cringy he is. probably because he's a 40-something loser trying to fit in with a bunch of 20-something year olds. its fucking sad

>>212557150
whenever he isn't getting enough attention he spams early news

>>212557150
he insists upon himself

>>212557122
why the toast just slapped on top like that

@Keir_Starmer
>It is time for us to come to a difficult, but necessary decision. As of today, all niggers, in the UK, will be sent home.

>>212557201
probably do that dramatic gay suicide

>>212557216
he doesn't really come across as "trying to fit in", he just wants to post about cans and that's it really

my life hit a fork in the road back when i was 10 and the neighbour girl wanted to kiss me behind a tree in her garden . i ran away because i was still a kid. if i just went with it i would have been a shagger. but alas i didn't and now im an incel

>>212557150
It’s literally just DTFIC having a meltie over him. The rest of us either like him or don’t really care. He’s inoffensive at worst.

>>212557269
what a pathetic mindset
don’t even know where to start

>>212556642
John Russell was so bad that he's almost singlehandedly responsible for Ireland's independence

any weedman in surrey?

>ANNOUNCEMENT
Gary Eats has a new book out
I repeat. Gary Eats has a new book out.
In all good book stores now.
He's only gone and done it the bloody bastard.
Happy for him.

eating soap

>>212557154
>>212557180
Yeah? Is that it mate? Is it?

Remembering when I got that sysadmin on the ropes a few months ago with my intellectual tradesman AI gimmick, howling

desperate to fit in canadian meltie!!!!!!!!!!!

sister has a kiwi bf and I regularly pretend to confuse NZ for Australia just to make him die a little inside

>>212557305
palaeolithic gimmick

>>212557298
how so

There's one very good reason not to like Canslad, lads
He hasn't posted about the Latvian Chebs in a while

Mostly because he's now interested ini the Ruby Granger lookalike but skinnier and a bigger sixhead and has a more appealing mouth to take a massive shite in in

>>212557267
ok well thats your opinion

need nina from bar italia to do me in

>>212557252
Rorke cheering until he realises this will include his "one of the good ones" shawty

>>212557379
please stop posting

hope canslad chokes to death annoying bogtrotter gimp

new abroad in japan is up fyi

we're seeing levels of lush not seen in years?

>>212557379
We are overdue some lovely chebs lad, can we please have some lovely chebs already??? Don’t make us beg!!

>>212557252
would genuinely make me feel proud to be British again

>>212557375
you’re blaming your entire social failure in life because of one throwaway moment when you were a literal child. pre pubescent.

if you stoop that low to explain your continued lack of social or sexual success it shows you aren’t taking responsibility. everything can be hand waved away cause you weren’t kissed at 10.

cansgpt, generate me a /brit/ post about, let's see...ruby granger...and poo! that ought to get some laughs!

>>212557412
reckon she's ever had sex?

rorke falling in love with a lovely black girl who changes his whole worldview and living happily ever after

Jealous incels being jealous of canslad again is it? Yawn

shall we discuss trannies lads?

>>212557429
my lush detector blew up the second I tried to check the lush levels
you got an update on the lush levels for me?

>>212557252
can imagine him saying this so vividly

>>212557476
Please no

>>212557451
cor

if I were a very strong lad I'd carry her like a fleshlight

>>212557467
only in your incel fantasies leftypol

>>212557476
i'd prefer not to

>>212557412
>>212557451
Also the Ruby Granger lookalike had braces clearly since her teeth aren't fucked

>>212557430
picrel, lad

new milf started in accounts
can tell she wants my pole
eyefucking me all day

heatherpaedo’s obsession with Ruby Granger is his most bizarre gimmick. Even worse than the Gherkin

>>212557491
…im the rorke in this fantasy

>>212557181
holy based

>>212557468
I like canslad but why would anyone be jealous of him, he spends his life drinking himself into a stupor alone while shitposting on the internet

*stands up and kicks chair back*
I'm rorke

fucking fat cunt cat crawling all over me in bed and stepping directly onto my tender nads

>>212557557
*blacks you*

>>212557541
A theory was put out that I'm effectively not tied to anything
I have my own house, I don't want a relationship since my only girlfriend killed herself over her dad showing up who had abused her when she was a child and I make good money

So it pisses people off I guess

ask chatgpt a question
>yes
>but also no
>talmudic moral lesson
>in conclusion we cannot make assumptions and it is important to blah blah
>let me know if you need further help!

>>212557541
Not really lad he just likes the cans but even if that were true he’s a charming lad and popular with the ladies (especially the Latvian ones) and most of the freaks on here never leave their bedrooms much less talk to women so that’s why they’d be jealous of him

>>212557557
so this is Rorke

>new milf started in accounts
>can tell she wants my pole
>eyefucking me all day

I honestly don't see the point in putting herself through all that work for nothing. She doesn't seem to have any set plans for her future as a career. I have never heard her even mention what she might like to do. She was exhausted from her cushy part time job as an Assistant Librarian in her old school. She obviously could never handle a full-time job in any situation. Her Masters was a waste of time and she was so stressed during and after. These days it seems she can't even go to a family gathering or a trip without panic attacks and having to withdraw from everyone so she can have a crying fit. The only things she should be doing now is going to therapy and getting a grasp on her mental health, possible autism, ED, inability to grow up. Then start working on those every day things, like learning to drive, working a normal job, full time, leaving social media, stop with the twirling and imitating other people, whether they are real or characters in a book. In other words, grow up. Adulting is hard enough. If you have a train of problems following you, it is basically impossible until you address them. No one is impressed that she attended Oxford. She isn't using the degree, so it basically a joke. She can't even get a book written, in spite of the years off of not doing anything else. The woman still hasn't distinguished a candle from a candlestick. Girl is a mess.

saw the girl at toil I've been crushing on in 3 separate locations today. all entirely coincidental, but getting a bit nervous that she may think I'm following her.

>>212557592
Smart looking selfie

>>212557592
scrom

>>212557600
nice bum, must be said

>>212557581
it's a pushover too
every once in a while I like "correcting" it with wrong info even when it's right and it just accepts it like the little bitchboy it is

>>212557582
trip on ST

>>212557600
ohhh.
she built like a boy~

>>212557592
sudacrem

>>212557592
i look like this and say things like this

>>212557600
built for them

>>212557600
corr

just did a poo, it was normal at first but then a good half a litre of liquid brown squirt, now my arsehole hurts as if it's on fire,any indian here who can give me advice?

>>212557579
This is it canslad. It’s just jealousy. The rest of us love you though mate x

I was alone in school. Alone in university. Now I am a 32 year old virgin NEET living off of disability.

>>212557613
Why don't you ask her out anon :)

>>212555928
>>212555928
>>212555928
recycle at 310

>>212557476
nah because if you start posting the ugly ones then the tranny spammer will start posting the hot ones and then I'm likely to get zesty and relapse into another shameful tranny wank

>>212557613
piss in her desk drawers

>>212557668
Don't think I will

Erm, can we get a canslad new instead please?

>>212557668
Going to support the first alternative new that presents itself now

>>212557668
hold the jaw

>>212557436
>you aren’t taking responsibility.
ouch
true i dont know this because im afraid of the embarrassment

Get the alternative new posted, if you are brave

>>212557654
very cruel to lie to him like this

they should make it so you can have sex with that french actress in that death stranding game

>>212557613
thankfully my toilfu lives 30 miles away so there's little chance of us awkwardly bumping into each other in Aldi or something

>>212557764
I've changed my mind I'm going for the early new now

Sitting on a park bench, doo doo doo doo doo

>>212557824
bumming sexy dogs with the owners consent

wheres that reaction image of the ape going ! to a womans naval

>>212557871
?

>>212557095
Makes sense

>>212557655
degree?