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>>212562589 (OP)
Great edition

permission to goon

Imagine eating this good.

>canadian boys rub their tallywhacker to sweaty bra pics
gross >.<

2 days until the full moon
and it's on a thursday too (jupiter influence)

>>212562625
I just had a chicken sandwich with double chicken

just realized I'm a programmed zogbot golem

>>212562625
why not at least add some cheese and sour cream

Evoke deez

Trump is surrendered to the establishment (satanic deep state) and the neocons. He will not do any better than his first term. J.D. Vance or Musk need to replace him. If that doesn't work either, your last and only option is armed revolution or civil war.
>He failed to impose tariffs, always postponing them.
>He failed to end the Russia-Ukraine war.
>He failed to capture Canada and Greenland.
>The Epstein case is closed.
>He failed to fire many government workers or reduce the government.
>There are still many illegal immigrants and no one can touch them.
>The border is still open.
>He failed to bringing military to home from all over the world.
>He continue to protect Europe and cucked by them for no reason.
>He wants military aid to Ukraine to continue.

>>212562661
Rick and Morty moment

what's the best state in the US to illegally migrate to? asking for a friend

if satanists can work with angles, then by that logic right hand path practitioners can work with demons.

>>212562727
R&m isn't jwoke

>>212562731
For you? Florida

>>212562589 (OP)
Wild how a couple years ago they would hire you if you had a pulse now they won't hire anyone unless it's through nepotism or if your a girl who can suck dick

>>212562660
Nice.
>>212562672
I don't like taco cheese or sour cream.

>>212562788
why for me? im fluent in english and german

>>212562731
fuck off beaner

Yeah I’m thinking I’m gonna drink another cuppa covfefe

lol

>>212562832
you first vikram

>>212562725
The most pressing issues are deportations and securing the borders. Number of people at the borders has dropped drastically and he has just put a shitload of funding into ICE to ramp up deportations even more

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/rcmp-caf-charges-terrorism-1.7579487

i dont think im going to wagecuck anymore

satan offers you the gift of the black flame. will you accept it?

Fuck off, Brian (faggot)

>>212562642
I rub mine to sweaty sock pics

Do you have Prince Edward in a can

B***n is a perfect example of a faggot.
Texass and myself are normal gay/half gay men.

>>212562985
like throwing pearls to swine (you)

>>212563023
>caring about what is normal and giving in to conformity
ngmi

>>212562865
It seems like that establishment purge wouldn't work without a revolution and call to arms. federal institutions should be captured by force and and a new system should be installed. along with destroying all wall street finance companies and banks. than all country ruled by one party or monarchs, without democracy.

Be silent when a licensed HAM is speaking

>Texas city requires Israel pledge for hurricane relief
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41688999

>>212562997
I did but he suffocated :(

Jason looks like a smackhead

The Bo'sun Whistle was a prize included in Cap'n Crunch cereal boxes in the late-1960s. Quaker Oats didn't realize the whistles emitted a 2600hz tone--a sound that could trick telephone routing equipment into giving people free long-distance telephone calls.

JF lived on Prince Edward Island when mama JF went missing.

>>212563134
he killed her

>>212563121
idgaf

>>212563155
The Canadian police have her on camera outside PEI after he dropped her off at the bridge. He didn't.

I live in PEI :)

>>212563222
dropping off a mentally ill women in the middle of nowhere counts as killing

Is there any legitimate line of argumentation for America's history of war in the Middle East as a benefit for the average American and not as just the protection of federal interests at the expense of the populace?
This is a serious question. I'm too young to remember when our current involvement in the Middle East began, and I don't know how the average person justified it

Thoughts on pipe smoking?

newfoundland salt cod cakes

>>212563240
Why did you kill mama JF?
>>212563248
1) Not his responsibility
2) He left her right at the bridge leaving PEI, at a truckstop or something, because he didn't want to leave the kids alone or pay 60 bucks for the toll

Nice to see Brad and I have more in common than just our looks.

>>212563307
it his responsibility since shes mentally retarded

pretty crazy

THATS IT
THATS FUCKING IT BROS
I CANT HANDLE IT
IM GONNA DO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING
IM GONNA NOTHINGBURGER ALL OVER THIS FUCKING GENERAL
GET READY CHUDS

>>212563346
She's not/wasn't, she was just a junkie and french.

isekai is so dogshit

>>212563070
Whatever happened with this

>>212563373
the police said she is though

>>212563376
Whatsitkai??

>>212563352
can they make enough money from it though? there is so many content creators now for every type fantasy, so simps won't be insterested with that many newcomers.

>>212563352
Nearly all are making no more than 100 bucks per month.

>>212563482
zoomettes do it for the love of the game

>>212563274
The west has always been involved in the Middle East. From the Romans, to the Spanish, the British, and now America. And it's not like America is the only nations fucking around, Gaddafi was taken out because of the French.

>>212563352
source

>>212563425
I don't trust the police.

>>212563510
Everyone also blames us for Iran when it was literally the British and we just helped

>>212563511
grok

>>212563515
Sting is pretty sus

>>212563515
i hope your mom leaves your autistic ass in the middle of nowhere jason

>>212563529
Crazy how much of the Middle East's current problems can be traced to the Brits. I blame Oliver Cromwell.

What if Jason’s mom told him she’ll take him to a new anime figurine and HRT store and left him in the forest

>>212563510
That really answers no part of my question at all

>>212563589
he'll die

>I got hoeeeees calllin'
>A young nigga phonnnnne
>Where Ali? With the motherfucking dooooope?

>>212563352
Women used to post nudes/porn for attention and it was wholesome. Now they do it for a buck and give schlomo his cut.
>>212563549
Grow up.

>>212563676
What’re you gonna do when she dies, Jason?

>tranny chaser
>is always extremely out of shape
why?

to the janny who actively participates in this general and has banned me, just know that you WILL be hunted down and i am praying upon your downfall.

>>212563676
if you dont have a job by now you're a glowie for sure

Would a femboy, but just once and I'd dump him immediately.

I suppose my long term goal is to emancipate myself completely from the internet for socialization, and instead use solely as a resource for research.
The way people interact online is really bizarre. It's basically a cliché now. But we all know this.
/blog

>>212563594
Left to their own devices the middle east would be way worse than it is. So the average American benefits from the middle east not being a mad house.

>>212563754
Why?

KILL 4chan janitors. slaughter 4chan janitors.

>>212563768
not if you removed israel

>he needs a fancy gym to workout
Ngmi
https://youtu.be/HC62ddndPaQ?feature=shared

>>212563768
You're retarded. Left to their own devices the zionist entity wouldn't exist and sunni monsters wouldn't be in power and they'd just be a big gas station.

>>212563768
Is this what you personally believe, or is this how it was justified by people at the time?
In a specific, material way, how does the average American benefit from the stability enforced there by his country's military? Does this benefit outweigh the cost?

>>212563789
actually crazy. how many years now?

>>212563818
My work out is that I live in Cleveland so I have to help my friends and family move every other week

i would be fwb with a femboy/tranny no homo

how many HIV ridden faggots are going to die next year
when they cut health care?

I wouldn't be "fwb" I think that's gross. Lovemaking is for lovers.

>>212563934
You forgot your tranime reaction image

>I would [do something extremely, unambiguously homosexual] no homo

>>212563960
Probably very few, prep is pretty cheap and most faggots are young enough to not need government healthcare

>>212563962
cute boy

i can hear the neighbor across the street snoreing just by opening my window. hes got a problem

>>212563802
>>212563825
Without the meddling of Israel or the West they would start fighting each other. Maybe that would be good in the long term but the current status quo is too good for most people.

>>212564074
>Without the meddling of Israel or the West they would start fighting each other.
the meddling is a major reason why they already are

>>212564101
Well let me hop in my time machine and tell Hadrian to finish the fight.

>>212564108
Jefferstein someone was asking about you >>212561276

>>212563828
>In a specific, material way, how does the average American benefit from the stability enforced there by his country's military?
Cheap oil

>>212564289
We produce oil
We would benefit from high prices

>"we"
go back to plebbit

You ever shit so hard a little pee comes out with it?

>>212564108
that's a man?! wowZA!!

I kinda feel like shit. Showered, had a bite, did my gacha dailies.

Idk, just low energy might go back to sleep.

You can hear the whistle blow

Heard someone use the term mudshark in passing and my mind immediately went to something else instead of the actual fish

hasan and stav linked up, it's OVER for zestiny

Spider-Man does what ever a spider can

reading paradise lost
god damn I hate old english

>>212564802
Umm actually
that's early modern english
old english was spoken from the 6th to 11th centuries AD

>>212564743
Ethnic chads we won

>>212564835

fuck my stupid chudcel life

>>212564698
did you think of muslims

butt itches on account of the mosquito(s) that bit me there

>212564943

/cum/ halo lobby when

i pulverized a mosquito the other day

I can't believe shit like this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1ci0A6M1PQ&list=RDX1ci0A6M1PQ&start_radio=1

There are rules for a reason

it appears i have struck a nerve

>>212564959
is that supposed to be me or the mosquito

>>212564943
Were you wearing a bikini

36 hour fast starts:
NOW

>>212564943
this counts as anal sex, you're officially a bottom

>>212565052
you

You're fighting over mosquitoes now? lmao

what game are we playing

>>212564894
No

screw cereal and orange juice.
cereal and tomato juice is where its at.

>>212565062
i was wearing adidas squadra 21 soccer shorts for men in size medium
>>212565072
no im not >.<
>>212565078
ok

orange juice gives me heart burn if i have it with food, but i'm fine if i drink it on its own.

this could b us but ur playin games

>>212565159
try sodium-reduced tomato juice with cereal instead

>>212565147
your ass was penetrated by a stranger carrying dangerous pathogens

>>212565159
ray peat talks about this

>>212565164
lmao she is terrified and her friend is just laughing
>>212565174
tomato juice is DISCOSTANG

>>212565097
we're on the vintage story cum server

Don't ask "is this ethical?"
Ask "is this ethnical (beneficial to ethnics)?"

I'm ready to make 'em drop, with a pop, G-L-O-C-K
Busters under the wings, on my thoughts, I face 'em every day
No fear in my heart, I ain't scared to be the one that kills
So if you got your tone, bring it on, I got the same skill
Pressure from my peers, who provoke me to leave 'em dead
Gangsta Gold, makin' 'em fold, victim of my bullet lead
Tricks who want them treats from the Gold, smoke up in their face
Down for a smack in they back, bitch, it's a murder case
Clickin' on a punk 'cause the funk got 'em actin' up
Tailin' with my wagon on the run doin' a donut
Hoes on the curb, spread the word 'cause I'm peelin' caps
Spinnin' out my chamber it's my anger, settin' mouse traps
Take it to the police, nigga, if you scared, mane
Flaugin' with your pistol like a bitch, you be a dead man
Stangin' like a wasp, if you cross some of this intellect
Fuckin' up your guts with the touch of this 9-TEC

canadians cant handle they tomatoes

business idea: free creampies

I spend much of my time indoors scanning maps and offroad trail apps looking for interesting places to try and ride to. If I find something intriguing I cna cross reference it with trail associations or mindat to see if there is anything to see or not, but most of the time there either never was or is no longer anything cool hiding deep in the woods

>>212565164
nigga looks vicious

>>212565337
no ROI and high liability. terrible business idea.

I had fillet, fried potatoes and onions, and a side salad for dindin

Ive eaten 200 dollars of brisket in a week

I had BBQ chicken tortilla wraps with lettuce, tomato, and cheese. For dessert: fresh strawberries and some vanilla greek yogurt.
No alcohol during the week because I'm a gud boi.
Now I'm relaxing, watching the sun set, and listening to people sing about committing first degree murder and gun crimes.

heil @gork

>I spend much of my time indoors
Unheard of

woke up from a nap

>>212565422
@grok is this real?

downloading a jav porno

>>212565430
what did you dream?

>>212565439
yeah right
I bet you've never watched pornography in your life

>>212565436
this is real

got my ass tapped by a hung mosquito the other day

>>212565462

>>212565481
whos your favourite jav actress

>>212565481
proves nothing

>>212565472
they voted for it

>Would you run "superhotjapaneseporno.exe"?
>Y

>>212565492
yu shinoda, obviously

a girl said i had a contagious laugh and i autistically responded with "okay?"

4chan doing that thing where it omits words from posts randomly again. Going to keep bringing this up, I know a few other anons have mentioned seeing the same thing happening to their posts. Is it a glitch in the Matrix or intentional gaslighting?

>>212565558
I don't like these colored baboonesses.

>>212565558
Probably the Mandela Effect where you’re transferring from a timeline where you did type out those words to one in which you forgot

once again listening to steely dan

>>212565525
You’re supposed to loudly laugh in her face albeit

>>212565604
Interesting theory, I've long suspected parallel realities will clash and for unknown reasons some people are more receptive to it than others. Like there's a lag in the buffering and I can see a few seconds ahead of where the universe should be.
I have dreams on occasion where I'll see something really benign, like a particular red truck drive past my house with a fridge box in the back. I'll wake up and won't think twice about it, and then months later I'll see that exact thing happen and it's like someone presses pause for a few seconds and that memory rushes back to me clear as day.

Been happening to me since I was a kid, not really sure how to explain it.

kek

had an alka seltzer award

>>212565680
she's still relevant?

woke up from a nap

>>212565680
Sasha is a longtime OG /b/tard, same with Taylor Swift

>>212565680
KEK!

>>212565680
if you laughed you're an NPC

i would marry sasha

>>212565447
i dreamed about you anon :)

>if you laughed you're an NPC

>>212565680
I can save her :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmzSPKAokWU

average canadian

Everybody was a monk back in the old days

>>212565730
Based grok? Lil robo dude seems to flip from fag to based every other post

>>212565753
**blushes**
awwww

I don't know if this page did it, I whited out the descriptions for this screenshot without reading, but it's VERY annoying when you open a series page and the cover art or descriptions have spoilers. Like some series Volume 3 description saying "Now that X is dead....." or something

>>212565802

> I whited out the descriptions for this screenshot without reading, but it's VERY annoying when you open a series page and the cover art or descriptions have spoilers. Like some series Volume 3 description saying "Now that X is dead....." or something

>>212565795
>bluesky screenshots
New lows

Just finished season 3 of Love on the Spectrum
All of these autists are so unbelievably rich, holy shit

>>212565802
starting to think those responses are edited by a human

>>212565795
LOL

>>212565795
>PoopNxggaYitler69

kek

Me got plenty love for Jamaica

NHH

hitler lost

>>212562589 (OP)
Trynna figure out what this thing called life is in the streets of Bakersfield o algo

he only lost if you think everything is over

You guys are gona flood these threads with grok screenshots from now on right?

everyone loves grok

Trigun is a better representation of the American Old West than anything ever produced by Americans

Isn't the Trigun guy a cuckold like Spike and Guts?

>5000% tariffs going on every country in the world starting tomorrow
It's over.

Ethel Cain's music is trash

>>212565995
lmao, yeah 50% copper tariffs.

but it's cool you can guys can just grow your own copper or something i guess

>>212565963
Like I said, a better representation

literally who

Never watched trigun because I always thought the main dude looks like a fag

im not gay

should I drink tonight

>>212566055
but

got a letter from something called narms asking me to pay duties on a ups package i received months ago
is this something i should give a fuck about?

Why am I soft in the middle
Why am I short of attention

>>212566114
Where's my wife and family? What if I die here?
Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gone, gone?"
He ducked back down the alley with some, uh
Roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along, along, there were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

Got my interview invites for june 28. this job will literally change my life. no more slacking around from now. just proper grind

eating cheese

>>212566203

>>212566092
im sexy

>>212566234
True, true. I'm still virulently racist. I'm eating the cheese racistly, in fact.

>>212565963
Apparently not, I guess?

>>212566149
i don't think i can even hold a job anymore

>>212566149
You missed your interview dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkBsRgmOPQ

I wonder what conservative public intellectuals from the past would think about todays conservative public figures: self hating trannies and homos, online grifters shilling woo-woo mysticism, supplement shillers, etc
They'd probably think you were showing them leftist hippies at first

>>212565730
funny thing there's no such person "cindy steinberg", groypers would rather ruin some white woman's life if it means they can smear jews, maybe it's because they're brown hmm
https://x.com/MaxNordau/status/1942700723113754639

>>212566098
Contact UPS and sort it out directly with them. That company is a brokerage service and they're faggots, they will try to take more money than you actually owe.

UPS can collect any owed duties/fees directly and you don't have to deal with that sketchy 3rd party.

Get written confirmation from UPS on what is owed and also an invoice as well as confirmation of the invoice being paid in full when you're done.

>>212566269
Same, I'm not fit for civilized society

canada is the worst country on earth.

just swam in the lake and now I'm super high
I love this country so much it's so beautiful here

>>212566291
keks, july I meant

>>212566269
you will if they'll pay you enough for whatever shit they make you do

>>212566369
ok faggot. kys

>>212566369
This is what canada used to be about

just got my january job interview, i better not fuck this up by being late

>>212566410
canada is and has always been about fascism and homosexuality

I havent been swimming since last august

>>212566440
is this going to be your hot girl summer where you finally get your boobs and the boys all notice you?

>>212566398

recieved a baffling (you) from a possible retard

>>212566440
it's some of the best exercise you can do and it's really relaxing too. just take a dip it feels amazing

>>212566514
unfortunately I moved and the only body of water Im near is freezing

>>212566490
gay reply from a gay homosexual faggot in a country of fucking goofs

indians keep pooing in our lakes and on our beaches

>>212566542
your ancestors also pooped in public

>>212566526
can't you find an indoor swimming pool then?
>>212566533
seething reply from a seething coping incel lmao

>>212566542
you're even more low IQ and degenerate than pajeets

>>212566567
but it costs money...

>>212566567
>seething reply from a seething coping incel lmao
i have a gf, i just fucking hate you faggot nazi goofs and your hideously ugly pre-op transexual feminist whore women. scum of the earth, not even human fucking beings.

>>212566369
Based

I am SICK of these motherfuckers on dirtbikes driving down the street revving their engines

>you're even more low IQ and degenerate than pajeets

>>212566637
seething boomer

nobody answered my question about drinking :(

I wish I was a high iq evil genius or something,
instead I'm just an aimless middling IQ degen

>>212566687
>instead I'm just an aimless middling IQ degen
come to canada, the land of mediocrity and complacency where being better than average is punished

>>212566649
Annoying biker faggot!

>>212566712
gay homo

any chudcels want to game

Think about it, if Jesus came back today he'd be called a woke libtard and ignored anyway by the same people that "worship" him

>>212566731
got tabletop simulator?

>>212566732
Have you read the Bible? He would not be considered a libtard just like real Catholics aren't to this very day.

>>212566732
yeah but maybe he'd obliterate canada, which is hell on fucking earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaZu15iJE94

>>212566729
You suck dicks behind the Wendy's dumpster!

>>212566637
Are they 2 strokes or something

the great debate

Any schizo kinos you've seen recently?
Here's a classic
https://youtu.be/oFespvfshZE

>>212566777
left and it's not even close

>>212566777
yo pewds lookin GAY af here

>>212566777
neither, beer is shit

>>212566787
t. low test
>>212566803
t. nancy girl

>>212566732
Yeah? Christianity is retarded, so good.

>gay retard calling anything retarded

>>212566814
miller high life is a 4.6% beer, you high estrogen faggot

>>212566834
oh wow, .04% difference

alcohol estrogenizes you

I'm glad we can all finally agree that alcohol is bad and gives you man tits

https://youtube.com/shorts/5QYBm77HWRE?si=5pS8_2a4Bpt9dart

niggas up in here doing math ahaha

>>212566857
... and we usually say these words in reference to myself

>>212566757
turn your monitor on

Drinking wine with dinner

>Why yes, I am a man of exquisite taste. How can you tell?

>Being an abrahamist in 2025

choosing to live in canada is like consenting to being lobotomized and castrated

IVF is like 12k. No wonder there's a birth rate crisis

Guinness is tasty but definitely the "premium brew" of midwits everywhere.

>>Being an abrahamist in 2025

>212566890
Don't tell me what to do, gaylord!

>>212566935
>Indirect replier
now we know you're a peter puffer

>>212566782
Used to watch lots of schizo kino on YouTube but it's impossible to find now with the pozzed search engine. Used to watch hours and hours of conspiracy theory videos with my roommates, wish I still had them.

>>212566933
the hairline is grim

>>212566899
theyre ok. I've had much better stouts

>>212566944
he literally posted hardcore gay porn webm the other day of some dude's ass turning inside out

(of course janny left it up for +1 hour)

>>212566932
>premium
Let's not get it twisted here, guinness is a great and refreshing every day kind of beer. It's not too shelf stuff and it doesn't claim to be

not once have I ever felt refreshed from a guiness, not even when I went to ireland

I just have a feeling I'm gonna be raped and murdered soon

Currently playing old school runescape.

I get upset when I see a mixed race couple

>>212566950
You are brown.

>>212566899
I love Guinness but the problem is so many places can't pull a pint of it properly

>>212566974
Most women don't. They tend to like sweet ciders

>>212566930
Sex is free nigga.

>>212566960
>It's not too shelf stuff and it doesn't claim to be

I know that, but midwits don't. They think it's like a 100 year single malt scotch or something, you should see them rant and rave about it. One of my favourite Christmas pastimes is going to the liquor to boomerwatch. They have their carts loaded with GUINNESS (for the boys, heh!) and $12 white wine (to get the ladies in the mood, heh!). Usually some of the cheapest spiced rum available to mix with the cheapest eggnog possible. They will often pause in the aisle and strike up conversations with each other about Guinness or Captain Morgans and swap experiences they've had consuming it (annually for +4 decades).

>>212566988
grim

>>212566988
Might be time to move on

Beer is gross and low class.

>>212567001
Ya it is a problem but if you let it sit for 5 minutes or more, it will still get embittered but it won't be nearly as bad

>>212567005
Im a man, thoughever

>>212567018
I have nothing better to do

>>212567023
what if i'm gross and low class? should i try to be something i'm not? should i kill myself?

new
now

>>212567040
Yes.

>>212567023
you think onions are too spicy, pipe down

pajeet roommate is using MY pot to cook rice

>>212567023
You can mix beer with lemon soda if its to spicy for you.

>>212567072
Should have kept it locked up.

I can't remember the last time I saw a white person working at a grocery store

>>212567093
>>212567093
>>212567093

>>212567072
no way you live with a jeet

>>212567072
So what are you gonna do now, Timmy?

and you'll be married in a year in the suburbs, with a kid on the way in three.
convincing yourself you're living the american dream.
and i'll be dancing out in california,
the kid who got it all wrong,
convincing myself i'll write a love song

>>212566322
you know what? fuck these niggers, I won't pay at all