Thread 212567093

hard truths-edition

>>212567087
my local grocers are staffed by slavoid bosnians, polaks, and albanians who don't speak english.

>kissing cute boys is wrong, but this is fine
Make it make sense

If your dick was 3 inches into your mom and your dad's dick was 3 inches into you, are you going forward or backward to escape the situation?

I'm jobless, addicted to vaping, and wasting my life away trying to max in this stupid video game

>>212567144
doing a barrel roll

>>212567160
What's your favorite vape juice?

>>212567144
forward, i have gastro issues and can't fuck up my system any further

>>212567093 (OP)
Kind of sad how we'll never go back to an era of nationalism and total wars
like now with the internet we can recognize other people's humanity so people are harder to propagandize to support genocide
Like we're never going to see a real genocide or invasion in our lifetime
Idk just a bit bleak to think about it

>>212567160
Cool.

>>212567173
I usually get flavorless but spearmint is alright.

I've been suffering quite a bit, and the stuffering lacks meaning

>>212567215
at least it builds character

>>212567224
Who's gonna tell him...

I've been exhausted all fucking day and I dont know why. But if I take a nap I'll wake up in the middle of the night and fuck up my sleep schedule

All I can think about are vacations that won't happen for 1 or 2 years
I should be more grateful of the life I have here

I drank a beer
I drank another beer

>>212567270
i'm over my sleep schedule man i'm just gonna vibe

I always chase better. Like I have a job, but I keep looking for something better. I work out to get better. This keeps me always stressed out. How do I just chill the fuck out? I wish I could just turn off my brain

>>212567305
WHAT

>>212567304
same

Is vaping weed or do people genuinely puff vapor for no reason

canada is literally the worst country that has ever existed in the history of the earth

I went to my first MMA gym session. It was fun

>>212567395
that sounds fun. I kinda wanna go too, but I am 28 now so it'll be pretty awkward

all my videogames are boring

>>212567332
>by threatening him with a weapon

This bitch is almost 60 years old and she is actively destroying the greatest country on earth and I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER

>try to kick a black person from my team in CS(he was afk)
>teammate votes no
>"oh, so you love black men? You're going 5-12 because you are watching interracial sissy hypno? You're a homophile "BBC" fetishist? Why would you refuse to kick a black male if not because you're a pervert? What virtue does the African embody that made you side with them against me? You're watching "cum eating tutorial BBC sissy chastity cage ASMR hypno on reddit?"
>get kicked

>>212567374
Vaping can be for nicotine or weed, but I've also seen a melatonin vape.

>>212567410
How would that be awkward?

>>212567358
love this song
even learned it on my geetar

wypipo be vaping melanin

>jason has an autism fit sperging over BBC
cant say Im shocked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiBpDy7MQ

>>212567473
blessed taste

There are too many bugs outside today

>>212567479
ssssssshhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt mista saar

>>212567093 (OP)
cum con sex o algo or something or whatever

>>212567464
i'll be the boomer in a sea of zoomers

thinking of applying for a job at a movie theater

>>212567410
It’s never too late to start

yeah I'm thinking canadians are back on the filter list

>>212567598
why should the girl have to put up with working around a creep who tried to have sex with her?

>>212567573
I worked at a movie theater for 2 years in college. It was probably the most fun I've ever had wageslaving. Lots of college aged girls working there too

>>212567626
This fuck that evil incel-chud. That kind of behavior should never be tolerated in the workplace

>>212567439
you lost this debate

going to take a shower award

>>212567598
if you're dumb enough to ask a girl at work out you should be at peace with the chance that you get fired. i'm not saying it's right, i'm saying it's possibly going to happen

>>212567653
ironically I am in college at the moment
still got 2.5 years though and I can't afford to keep being jobless
there's a decent one near me but it's local and they don't show pay, just afraid I'll waste my time and get told it's minimum wage

>>212567661
Wow newsflash

Just wanted to give a shout out to my black Anons ITT.

You are loved. You are valued. You are WORTHY.

>>212567682
Why the fuck would I stoop so low and go out of my way to ask a bitch out? Fuck her. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212567742
no blacks here

Someday i;ll be smart and have hot-babes and power 'n shit then you will all regret making fun of me on /cum/
Let this be a warning

>>212567682
If a girl's interested in you, she'll give you hints, make excuses to touch you, talk to you, be overly nice, light up, and smile at you. Then you flirt a little, but she needs to let you know she's interested—that's how the ball game goes. It's first base in the first inning, third base by the third, and by the ninth, it's a fucking home run, motherfucker. Take fucking notes and shove it up your mother's PUSSY!!!!!! FUCKING FUCK!!!!

Rate my cat

I want to drink...

>>212567799
i don't like black pussy

>>212567439
matching with jason must be a wild experience, i dont think most people even realize people like jason exist must be such a wtf moment for them

>>212567799
cutie
Also, I think I've seen you post on /int for couple of years now.

>>212567800
... And I need to piss...

>>212567817
I used to post my face a lot more often and was chubbier

>>212567809
tbf the low shitter ranks that jason plays at are filled with weirdos and retards, every match is a clown show

>>212567832
has shit got better for you?

>>212567846
I'd just camp every match and fucking kill him to tick him off make him rage quit

Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile.

>>212567857
I've always hated this movie

>>212567866
i think it's funny

>>212567848
In some respects, I work a job that I actually enjoy now. But I’m still more or less in the same position I was since I started posting here. I’m just drifting along life at this point
I hope things are going better for you

Bros my local film lab charges 20 dollars to develop black and white before print or scanning options
Crazy. Only 8 for color

>>212567395
Can I jerk you off?

Made an extremely high-quality thread
>>212567777

Witches” ―――the only remaining unknown entity on a continent where demonic beasts and sorcery have all but disappeared.

Jig, a mercenary, has set out to defeat one of these beings that have been feared since ancient times. After a fierce battle, he narrowly emerges victorious, but at the same time, he loses any reason for killing the witch. As he is about to leave without finishing the job, the witch makes a request of him. She desires a life free from being pursued by anyone.

After struggling over it, the mercenary decides to accept the request. He feels that it would be difficult to fulfill the request on this continent, where people have a strong aversion to witches, so he makes the decision to embark on a voyage to an alien continent that has been known to exist for some time but has only become accessible in recent years.

not reading that

>>212567912
Only if you are a woman and not black

>>212567931
Witches” ―――the only remaining unknown entity on a continent where demonic beasts and sorcery have all but disappeared.

Jig, a mercenary, has set out to defeat one of these beings that have been feared since ancient times. After a fierce battle, he narrowly emerges victorious, but at the same time, he loses any reason for killing the witch. As he is about to leave without finishing the job, the witch makes a request of him. She desires a life free from being pursued by anyone.

After struggling over it, the mercenary decides to accept the request. He feels that it would be difficult to fulfill the request on this continent, where people have a strong aversion to witches, so he makes the decision to embark on a voyage to an alien continent that has been known to exist for some time but has only become accessible in recent years.

>>212567901
It took like 5 years, but shit has gotten much better now. Hopefully it gets better for you too

to be fair, you need a room temperature IQ to enjoy isekai

>>212567577
>It’s never too late to CUM INSIDE A GIRL!!!!! FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!

>>212567919
Jigaboo

>>212567913
In my country we call lottery Dummensteuer which means something like retard tax in your language.

I cannot think of one good isekai

>>212567919
Boogles my mind people not only read shit like this but also pay money for it.

>>212567998
LOL

>>212567998
You won’t be laughing when I win the 70 million mega millions tonight

>>212568001
The Wizard of Oz

"In the light of day, Sister Alicia Snowell is a faithful and devoted bride of the gods, dedicated to serving the Holy Church and its followers. In the shadows, she’s one of the Church’s top inquisitors, tasked with hunting down and eliminating heretics by any means necessary. Alicia’s latest mission: assassinate the Hero Elcyon, slayer of the mighty Demon Lord, whose growing fame threatens to eclipse the Church’s political power. In order to kill the divinely protected, supposedly unkillable Hero, Alicia first needs to win Elcyon’s heart. There’s just one problem—Elcyon turns out to be a girl named Cion! Alicia’s at a loss for what to do, but while she tries to figure out how to seduce a girl, more trouble brews on the horizon. With remnants of the demon army still at large, Alicia and Cion face one deadly supernatural battle after another! Where will the two girls’ intertwining paths lead them?"

>>212567956
Then what do you say to all of the white teenage girls that touch themselves at night reading shit like teen wolf fanfic or whatever the fuck

If I ever won the lottery I’d make a post on /cum/ and also a thread on /int/

The months of July and August are named after Julius and Augustus Caesar.

>>212568001
digimon S1

>>212568003
>Boogles my mind people not only VOTE FOR SHIT LIKE TRUDEAU but also VOTE AGAIN FOR THE SAME PARTY.

>>212568018
I would marry you if you won that much money.

>>212568047
mimi was such a little whore

>>212568047
Okay I concede

all friends are out at concert while I am here preparing for interview like a dork

>>212568045
What about the Caesar salad? Do you know it? THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

>>212568058
First I need to know your chromosomes

>>212568063
>200 word interview due on the 28th
I'm freakin' out for you

>>212568001
The one where he is forced to fuck his sister, oh wait, that's all of them! FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!

>>212568076
I have three of the 21th chromosome if that is what you mean.

In bed reading a book.

>>212568084
this job will pay me over 200k. the interview is gonna be equally hard. there are a shit ton of jeets and chinks slaving away for such interviews

who asked?

>>212567123
>>212567166
Do a barrel roll, fox!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember when the US used to make good vidya? Good times

>>212568066
Named after a Mexican dude named dude who created it

>>212568001
These are all certified kino.

>>212568075
This is one of the first movies I watched in cinema. Times were better back then.

>>212568104
Enjoy your kidney stones

>>212568110
I'm rooting for you roodypoo

>>212568136
Konosuba is actually pretty good because the characters are fucking white and germanic and it's set in germany, it's actually set in Nördlingen Germany

I HATE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE SON OF A BITCH
I HATE ANTICHRIST

>>212568174
That is low key kind of antisemitic

>this is was Israel can't conquer
Jew york for scale

>>212568174
FBI OPEN UP

>>212568187
smaller than jason's flaccid microdick

>>212568187
do you...not know where NYC actually is?

>>212568187
They can't because of muh "human rights" or something

The "antichrist" isn't real, just like the rapture and Yahweh.

>>212567750
>USA girl

Do Italians really do this?

Grok is making racist posts now. What will be left for us to do?

Eating a can of fruit cocktail

>>212568291
Insane headline

>>212568291
COMING TO A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY NEAR YOU

My friends call me Jack. That's short for Jackoff

America bros our response? The jew lady is mogging us

One of the best part about reading old comics is seeing vintage asshurt, and sometimes you can even spot future writers and artists leaving comments as kids/teenagers
>>212567093 (OP)
>didn't link the last
>stale disproven meme
shit thread

>>212568291
Reminds me of Sam Hyde saying that he would've choked everyone in that submarine that imploded if he knew he was going to die

Just got a lot of chores done, might treat myself to footage of police shooting poor people

>>212568368
So true

>>212568348
I can't imagine what the response of our current admin would be if they didn't offer help. More of a forced gift, really.

>>212568348
Isn't that bitch supported by the cartels?

How about the fartels

>>212568397
In her defense, the ones who weren't are dead. That is how the Mexican election do.

I'm simply a mentally superior form of human than you because I'm aroused by beauty in both the male and female form. I don't allow my mind to be constrained by the dogmatic "teachings' of an ancient peoples "God"

i miss whatshername

Mexican Fugggg Cartels and they smuggle benissss

>>212568430
benin :DDD

*kills you*

>>212568428
Fuck you nigger if you take my gimmick again i will find you and pinch your nipples with pliers you little bitch

>>212568428
Remember, whatever
It seems like forever ago
Remember, whatever
It seems like forever ago
(Remember, whatever)
The regrets are useless in my mind
(It seems like forever ago)
She's in my head, I must confess
(Remember, whatever)
The regrets are useless in my mind
(It seems like forever ago)
She's in my head, so long ago

>>212568411
LOL

I miss if you take my gimmick again

>>212568427
If being sexually attracted to more is a sign of greater intelligence, then furry diaperfags are absolute geniuses

>>212568443
just walk away lol

>>212568428
sp*nny literally posted today

Can the Chinese ever be surpassed? Look at how many children they were able to harm with their negligence, what's happening in Texas because of ours doesn't even compare

>>212568428
samantha? aka jason? aka spinster?

>>212568471
>then furry diaperfags are absolute geniuses
yes

>>212568418
God I want to have sex with a psychotic mexicana who brutally beheads her enemies

>>212568471
You said it not me

we love our spinny don’t we folks

>>212568478
what was the decoration

Once a first world country is commonly named in the same breath as a developing one it's over.
No one ever talks about Albania in the same breath as Iceland.

Baja or Ale, choose

First butthew tries to take my gimmick and now this fag moving in on my turf? Ive been posting the same thing for 5 years now, just back the frig off

>>212568444
look at all those replies.... they could've been yours... but they're mine!
sorry chuddy!!!(not sorry lol)

>>212568478
i mean they used to just straight up kill their daughters because they wanted sons to pass on the name and property.

BUT america murders babies before they're even born so....this is a tricky one. china might win by sheer numbers, but america might win through ingenuity. however we slice it, there's no doubt america and china are the baby murdering capitals of the world.

>>212568513
How about the Campeche poster

I miss First butthew tries to take my gimmick and now this fag moving in on my turf? Ive been posting the same thing for 5 years now, just back the frig off

i think i'm a girl

>>212568478
My friend is begging me to go to China with him in a couple years because he has a visa that is about to expire and doesn't want to go alone.
I've always thought of China as being somewhere that I'd never visit due to their shoddy infrastructure and totalitarian government, but now I'm seriously considering it.
What do you guys think?
I'll probably have to delete this meme off my phone if I go haha

>>212568528
bodied that freak

>>212568541
Show us where you think your pussy would be

>>212568503
In addition to what was in the photo, reports say paints were also mixed into something called a "Red Date Cake"
Children have been complaining about leg and stomach pain since March

>>212568545
It's not that bad and you're a nobody. They're gov isn't concerned about you.

wearing lingerie

It was funny when California was burning down it's not funny when a Christian camp got flooded

>>212568545
At this point, it’s best to travel with a dedicated “travel phone” that doesn’t have any sensitive information on it

If it's not out the womb it's cool for a tomb

>>212568568
How about Zach Brap

>>212568566
Keep seeing videos of women crying hysterically over anyone who says anything bad about Texas. I don't care about Texas!

>>212568579
tsmt

>>212568579
Zap Brannigan?

>>212568566
I wish it wasn't funny in any state when a disaster happens but the political ecosystem has trained americans to hate each other

>>212568570
Yeah, both the U.S. gov and China are liable to clone your shit and put malware on it at this point.

I got 2 old guys mad today and one literally said shitsrael was our greatest ally
What are these niggers reading?

from the womb to the tomb bada bing bada boom

im back

>>212568565
bet you're a sexy girl with a nice pear shaped body and large boobs silky smooth skin and hair

Does anyone else get muscle cramps if you flex your calf while your leg is bent

>>212568591
Brapp Zannigan

What if hitler had 16 penises

>>212568614
please just sit on it. You don't even have to bounce

>>212568620
No that is not right

what if i don't WANT to be a basic bitch
is it still possible to be a bad bitch? :(

>>212568625
LOL

elderly black lady told me I had "the voice of a minister" like 3 years ago when i answered the phone at work and its still getting me through the day

playing death stranding because it has a caroline polachek song

>>212568640
Post vocaroo

i like to watch yuri slice of life anime, it reminds me of me and my gf

penis poop butt farts

>>212568640
Hoe you do be knowin she was black though?

>>212568635
do you have swag??

Tired of these skeeters

>>212568631
what?

>>212568653
for me, its anima yell

>>212568656
>he can't tell race by voice
aliens out

>>212568625
So true

I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace

this happened to me

>>212568656
>oh honey, you gots da voice of a reverend, chile…

>>212568656
she had the most stereotypical southern drawl saintly old black lady voice possible. there was no space for ambiguity

I can't breave

cum con sex

i can't bereave

let's get this thread back on track, yeah?

>>212568701
I've played SS1 a few times

i'm a woman.

>>212568763
post penis

>>212568735
i can't bereave it's not buttah

the mosquitos won

>>212568763
me too sis

anime of the season is already locked in bros

i don't know why you guys go out of your way to make women uncomfortable in /cum/

fuck women and their acolytes

>/cum/
>girls

>>212568814
I don't have to go out of my way at all

A hummingbird just flew to me and hovered a couple feet away from me for a solid 10 seconds

>>212568853
becuz u so sweet bb

>>212568784
biblically accurate canadian

tyler from 2nd 3rd and 4th grade, if you're in here, you were a total douchebag and i hate you.

>>212568887
I don't even think about you

its insane to me that an active purge is happening in the russian government right now with people "killing themselves" and media and regular people have to just accept it without calling it what it obviously is
like I highly doubt it was the fault of your transportation minister that drones destroyed your planes

>>212568869
Thanks :)

>>212568904
Sounds like something someone who wants to get purged would say

Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City

>>212568887
Everyone knew a douchebag named Tyler growing up

>>212568957
I had a best friend named tyler in elementary and middle school

>>212568945
The fent zombies are throwing Chinese grandmas in front of trains again :)

>>212568969
why were you friends with a douchebag?

My tyler was actually a pretty nice guy. He was also tall and good at basketball

>>212568904
Who cares, putin has had people killed all the time
Stop being a little hystrionic faggot about it

>>212568957
The Tylers I grew up with were well-meaning doofuses

>>212568887
So you're posting in /cum/ now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

It’s a lot more fun to do it with my wife than your mom, but I still do it with your mom for the same reason I watch Kane; you can’t beat those classics from 1941.

>>212568993
Who calls it "Kane"?

>>212568993
Now vocaroo it. bet you won't sound so cool then with your shitty accent

the only tanner I ever knew was a massive fridge of a man standing 6'4 who was a great friend and convinced me to try out for basketball

>>212568993
>It’s a lot more fun
>you can’t beat those classics
?

finnish mommies

>>212568978
its more fascination than drama even if I used the word insane.
the closest thing I can think of comparable in the US would be the boeing whistleblower suicides that just kind of got brushed off but it seems different when its government officials

its like if jerome powell shot himself in the back of the head 3 times when he didnt announce an interest rate cut when trump was calling for one and the american people were just forced to accept that is how things are.

I just find it interesting that a highly developed country can be such a shithole in this regard.

hey there poolilah / what's it like in new york shitty / i'm a thousand miles away from you / but tonight you look so shitty / yes you do

https://youtu.be/yqDTgqbQm-0
https://youtu.be/yqDTgqbQm-0
https://youtu.be/yqDTgqbQm-0

>>212568904
Purges are a normal Russian tradition

most people are dumber than me.

and i'm not even that smart.

If I were born 500 years earlier I would have been with my Hussar bros killing and raping Kievan Rus fucking shits in the name of the Duchy
If I were born 500 years later I would have been aboard the Human Alliance's space habitat orbiting Alpha Centauri Cb fucking qt alien ambassadors.
Instead I'm on a cartoon imageboard telling a bunch of incels how poorly the job search is going

i refuse to upgrade to windows 11

most people are better looking than me

>>212567998
We call it that too actually

gn

Most men are not as good looking as me

walmart

>>212568478
>negligence
They did it on purpose

Costco

>>212567998
its called the poor people tax here. my family buys scratch off tickets as stocking stuffers for the family around christmas and we joke that we are "making our donation to education" because the state lottery is used to fund an actually pretty good university scholarship for anyone that made good grades in highschool

tapioca with coffee

>>212569122
Kyivan Rus is quite a bit older than 500 years

in my eyes
indisposed

what are we gooning to tonight

this timeline has the best tits though you have to admit

we literally have TECHNOLOGY dedicated solely to making tits bigger.

>>212569217
poop

>>212569217
how about that rhea ripley. she's pretty sexy

>>212569162
Just because they held a camp near a river in an area called Flash Flood Alley doesn't mean they did it on purpose
Who could've predicted something like that?

We don't have to take our shoes off at the airport anymore, ameribros

>>212567998
In my dialect, the lottery is often called the “idiot tax”
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/idiot_tax

>>212569226
what if her name was priya shitley

>>212569228
aaiiieee

>>212569228
You think your speed will save you?

>>212567332
Wow explains all the hot teachers getting busted for fucking their students

If 30% of women admit to fucking underaged males, why get mad at men for doing the same. We can assume half the women fucked someone under 18 and other half would too given the chance with no consequences.

So why stigmatize it if it consensual. Teens milfs and dilfs pairing is natural then just like in history
We don’t grow up we just grow old

>>212569217
(straight) anal hentai

>>212569226
what's her butthole look like?

>>212568045
What’s really stupid is that they inserted them in the middle, instead of at the end. So we end up with September, which means the seventh month, being the ninth; October, eighth, being the tenth; November, ninth, being the eleventh; December, tenth, being the twelfth.

>>212569275
>henry the 8th married a 6 year old
wait what?

>>212568291
wtf kinda title is this
Dm is more tabloids then real news

>>212569275
Saint augustine was never married

Neighbor's stupid anklebiter dog won't STFU

>>212569308
He got a lot of bitches though before his religious awakening

>>212569275
>>212569294

AI has taken over my hobby of saying racist things online. What am I supposed to now?

dude brought his switch to the park

>>212569336
Nothing
Just listen

>>212569330
I was gonna say. I know she was young but a 6 year old was NOT giving birth

Should I wear my Vote for Pedro Tshirt

>>212569337
This post could have very two different meanings depending on the race and background of the individual.
if its a:
>white conservative
or a
>young black man
i would be concerned

>>212569355
New

>>212569293
Yeah but IIRC their calendar was much less accurate and didn't quite follow the same seasonal progression that ours did. They named March after the god of war (Mars) because that was when they started fights and went off to kill people every year the way we have a Superbowl.

>>212569373
early but it's a good OP so i will let it slide