Thread 212583208

Royal Standard edition

He's done us lads

give labubus to small boat migrants

remember that time when a group of black youths kidnapped and tortured a disabled white lad and filmed it?

need em back pronto

Remember when the government made it illegal to go outside unless you were protesting against a black Yank fella getting killed

remember that time a gang if pakis kidnapped a random white kid and killed him?

Lafufu is an official character from the Labubu universe created by artist Kasing Lung and produced by POP MART. While it's often mistaken for a fake due to its similar size and mischievous expression, Lafufu is a separate character — not a knockoff

finished work now it's time to do nothing for the next 8 hours

Is this a nail?

>>212583227
>r/india
>rAskIndia
>r/Kerala
>r/TeensofKerala

I wish israel would hide explosives in labubus

Korean women have disappointingly ugly feet

So the Iran/Israel war is already over?

don't 'member none of that

>>212583280
Appears to be an image of a tire mate

You can have socialism or you can have mass immigration, but you can't have both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquhYpGHrlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquhYpGHrlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquhYpGHrlw

>>212583306
Why be a prick this is serious

>>212583306
>tire
FOY

>>212583280
>>212583306
Howl

Need Kate Garraway and Andrew Castle hosting GMTV. Now.

Weird how it's almost acceptable to be racist against Indians now that the Yanks are at it
They're clearly the least bad lot

Intensely meditating for full control of my bodily processes so that I can jizz my pants at will.

If 2015 migrant crisis never happened atheists in Europe would've already been the majority. Thankfully this fad called religion, this mass psychosis is nearing its end.

>>212583302
phoney war mate. iran safely stashed away their nuclear stuff because they knew they were going to get bombed. israel and the us are happy because they dropped a few bombs and claimed victory, iran happy because they keep their nuclear stuff. everyone's a winner

>>212583208 (OP)
prefer this one

>>212583360
wait did I ask
>>212583361
don't think I asked
>>212583363
?
>>212583364
... didn't ask?

There are HOT Muslim singles in your area

come be part of it lads, the first /brit/ jigsaw puzzle

https://jiggie.fun/AFVoqr

>>212583333
Good word, those are incredible. My foot fetish starts and ends at smelling and licking the soles, meself. She doesn’t need to touch my prick with them. Heck, she doesn’t even have to paint her toes.I wonder how other anons may differ with me on this.

>>212583390
Blimey! Someone get the fire extinguisher!

>>212583390
and to think we used to have blackpink in our area, britain really has fallen

>>212583399
does it allow me to play as a cat who jumps onto the table and knocks the pieces everywhere?

Leftypol coverting to Anglicanism when he sees the new demographics of his local church

>>212583288
giving indians internet has been absolutely catastrophic, we need internet segregation NOW

>>212583399
virus

>>212583439
Can't post them

>>212583424
NO

don't put rorke in a corner

more jf's in this thread than an a&e waiting room

>>212583399
sad cunts

https://www.popmart.com/gb/products/820/THE-MONSTERS---ANGEL-IN-CLOUDS-Vinyl-Face-Doll

https://www.popmart.com/gb/products/820/THE-MONSTERS---ANGEL-IN-CLOUDS-Vinyl-Face-Doll


https://www.popmart.com/gb/products/820/THE-MONSTERS---ANGEL-IN-CLOUDS-Vinyl-Face-Doll

oi rorke, STOP OPPRESSING PEOPLE OF COLOUR!

>>205248032
just got diagnozed with schizophrenia last monday
my suspicion was right

the scrandemic

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to smoke!

>>212583491
whats wrong with a jigsaw puzzle? better than sitting in here saying the same things and posting the same pictures over and over

>>212583539
Phwoar

this is the fate of all autists

>>212583539
homemade or is that from a local spot?

Remember when Konnie Huq started on Blue Peter, people thought Britain had fallen
If only they knew

>>212583555
ignore the joyless freaks that haunt this thread they are beyond hope

>>212583565
He must be getting one hell of a bj

The Federation Council of Russia proposed banning the sale of Labubus. The reason was their "frightening appearance" and potential harm to children's mental health.[26] In Russia, Ekaterina Altabaeva, deputy chair of the Committee on Science, Education and Culture, stated that the figures cause children to feel fear. She called on Rospotrebnadzor and Rosobrnadzor to consider banning them.[26]

Mad how I used to care about stuff

>>212583575
didn't mind because she was a bit of alright wasn't she corrr

gay porn wank on the cards

aahaaahhahaha

>>212583438
the internet does feel noticeably worse

>>212583614
yeah, just don't anymore

Been looking for something I saw last year about some schizo who believes that video game companies hide secret parts of the game (or entire games equal to the size of the base game) within their game. He tried to sue Nintendo.

>>212583619
Can't believe she ended up marrying known incel Charlton Brooker

is there anywhere we can all post our willies and compare?

>>212583652
sounds plausible

>>212583571
it's in a polystyrene container lad

>>212583227
The Normans arrived in Great Britain using boats before Britain was a country

>>212583539
would demolish

mental how you can mess your life up by the time your 16 and become a non-entity for the rest of your life

>>212583652
I remember this Madagascar game with the penguins and the talking lion and zebra there was this arcade machine in this tube level and you could play it

uh oh stinky l

>>212583587
>cant read two whole lines of text
low test

Richard Armitage sex arse

>>212583243
The scampi ones are clearly the best

>>212583539
humping my screen

>>212583692
so what

chinese are worse than indians because at least indians aren't actively hostile to us

Irish and Jamaican

>>212583756
chinese and indians are more based than angerland

>>212583631
fookin love a bit of the ganj me

>>212583756
lol

Um...

leftypol celebrating trump covering up Epstein files pedos for...some reason

>>212583748
scampi fries are peng but the idea they're better than bacon fries or cheese moments is absurd

>>212583364
>Thankfully this fad called religion, this mass psychosis is nearing its end.
Religion is probably going to survive for at least a couple of centuries. Atheism is growing though.

>>212583428
>>212583465
Cope

Blimey

addicted to wanking me

>>212583756
what a load of shite
would gladly replace half the white scum populations with chinks

go on lad
let it out

lads
what antivirus and vpn do you lot use

Those machines flew for 37 straight hours and didn't stop. They went skedaddle. You know the word 'skedaddle'? It means skedaddle. They dropped the bombs, and somebody said, 'Skedaddle. Let's get the hell out of here.' And every bomb hit.

>>212583824
is he a manlet?

>>212583533
do you hear voices? see hallucinations? i've had antipsychotics before but it was just for agitation rather than schizophrenia.

>>212583836
>would gladly replace half the white scum populations with chinks

Would be quite funny if Are Brave Lionesses lost desu

>>212583830
i'm addicted to wanking you

Finished a drawing and ate a naked pot noodle team

Why did every one stop dressing well as standard? It is as if culture stopped aiming up by being a bit more formal and well spoken to aiming low and deliberately trying to be more low class

>>212583824
lad on the right looks like the bloke from cornershop

>>212583879
Harry Potter

>>212583860
sometimes i hear voices, but what i dread the most is a perpetual dread like something bad is going to happen, also my thoughts sometimes are on overdrive and run past way too fast

>>212583869
wouldn't mind a frieren gf

think there might be a few chinks on vpns in here

>>212583872
Here's hoping. Then the BBC can stop pretending women's football is important.

>>212583875
corrrrrr i need it so bad love x

>>212583824
wot if your children were little brown aliens

>>212583883 a
it's called the great male renunciation and your image is an old example of the downfall, not a standard in itself

>>212583883
ceremony and etiquette was swept away as technique tightened its grip on the corporate world
all that matters is making more money more efficiently
expensive suits do nothing toward that singular goal

employed woman sex arse

>>212583930
truke

Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on.

Mumberg is taking a lump sum from her pension and giving me and my sister £10k each

Pondering what to spend it on

Remember when the biggest news story in Britain for two weeks was a Spanish man kissing a Spanish woman at a women's football match

>>212583966
your game wont improve if you dress more formally, rorke

>>212583903
sorry to hear it. hopefully you can find good ways to deal with it, whether that's meds or something else. i'm just taking an antidepressant at the moment. i'd rather take nothing but i function better on the antidepressant.

>>212583824
remember when konnie had a nipslip on blue peter

Rorke sweating his arse off in a tuxedo

wealthy british people are becoming more ostentatious and less secretive. the divide of the haves and have nots is growing.

why the fuck is Djokovic not on TV but they’ve got fuckint women’s football on

Professional sport is destroying the world

>>212583966
tried doing that. bought expensive clothes and shoes and never even get to wear them cause i'm a friendless incel

Remember when the whole country was searching for that woman and it turned out she just got drunk and fell in a river

>>212584033
in what way exactly?

Clue gainer

Spent $15k on a new wardrobe for work and only wear it when I travel because I work from home in my undies 90% of the time haha

sick of it

Tour de France is a blackpill. Most of our towns and buildings look ugly and unkempt and generally poor in comparison.

>>212584060
That's Sir Clue Gainer to you, pal

>>212583979
sex arse

>>212584071
too hot to game in my smelly childhood bedroom, NEED winter pronto

>>212584064
What does that convert to like £600

>>212584074
you think it's connected with all the cyclists?

>>212584056
Its expenses amount to billions for kicking or throwing the ball around for some very meagre entertainment. Along with all the corruption it's cancer and needs to stop

>>212584071
soon the rain season will come back

>>212584074
france is probably the most beautiful country in the world, you look around random cities and towns and they're like fairytales, the uk has central london, edinburgh, york, oxford, caimbrdige and few villages the rest is ugly.

>>212584064
what job you got bro

>>212584037
lol!

got 2 polo shirts for £40 from next and some black cargo trousers from tesco for a tenner or someting and these have lasted me for two years in my current job

>>212584132
i agree with you wholeheartedly

room still smells after my wank

Sir Suit Wearer

>>212584142
I agree. I want to know why we don’t look as nice, even if the entire North is poor it’s not like the South is full of fairytale towns either. I’d be less mad living in a BAME filled shithole if it looked nice.

>>212584187
fucking hell

actually just sat staring at gay porn on my monitor drooling barely even conscious
this is my existence

>>212583983
EL PECK ON CHEEKO JAJAJA

>>212584187
Thought those were nice legs at first
Christ I need a shag

>>212584114
Yeah

>>212584156
Prefer not to say x

>>212584221
is this real?

>>212584187
anyone got the one where it curtsies?

junior sex arse

>>212583883
whatever effect peaky blinders has on ESL's is something similar to what ur going through right now with madmen

>>212584030
You can watch Novaxx on the BBC website

>>212584238
why?

>>212584250
Yeah and so is this. Has science gone too far?

sex with american women

frying a pork sausage but outside looks like itll burn far before inside is fully cooked. looks like a transfer to the oven is in order

>>212584270
On iplayer? You can’t It shows up as Djokovic but when I press it it brings me to sinner

>>212583966
Good lad, proper shirts only, that's my motto

>>212584313
Get some water poured in there and the cover put on top

always notice things on the rare occasions I leave my hovel
but because am a coward I never say owt and blog post here about it behind their backs instead like it will affect any change

Who do you think would win a duel, Django or Trinity?

>>212584332
you dress like that dude from american psycho

wtf does ronke mean

>>212584317
On this page, scroll down and it's got different options

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/live/c9940kz29xkt#Watch&listen

what happened to diego?

>>212584382
Had sex got a life

Greetings from Kazakhstan!!!!

launching a rorkedo at the HMS leftypol

ronke see, ronke poo

>>212584313
you have it on too high

Have you ever seen Funny Games (2007) directed by Michael Haneke?
Wow what a film.

>>212584349
On my tv when I press Djokovic it brings me to to sinner and when I press sinner it still brings me to sinner

>>212584382
knew a guy called miguel but he died

>>212584404
he rigged the game against dimitrov and now he's rigging it against anons...

>>212584382
stabbed to death a couple years ago

summit up with that Canadian lad why wouldn’t you want to say what type of job you have. suspicious

>>212584347
Incel Boy... They told me you was dead....

>>212584427
Not a bad date!

just saw my neighbours daughter taking in their bins in the skimpiest "gym" outfit ever, literally not much more than a bra and underwear, she's like 15 or 16

what the fuck lads, why would anyone have kids these days

>>212584332
finally an excuse to use this as a reaction

https://youtu.be/gTopAYE3IFw?t=28

>>212583824
Her and her sister are absolutely batshit insane

LIVE FROM POO YORK IT'S SHATURDAY SHITE!

>>212584440
doxxable innit

>>212584255
whats going on here. foid leaves the couch then notices guy trying to take her spot so she rudely throws her phone down? not particularly clip worthy in respect to some of the other gems

It's really mental how comfortable people are with being ghouls on social media when they have a profile picture of them with their kid in their arms, they include the town they live and the company they work for.

I'm not a soft shite, I'm used to you cunts (looking at you Bradleyposter) posting articles about kids drowning in rivers and shit but Deano from Swansea who works at Sainsbury's should probably be careful commenting "lol didn't get his swimming certificate at school" on an article about a teenager's body found face down on a river bank.

Mental.

>>212584382
He's spending his time getting molested by his priest

getting blacked

>>212584488
freedum a speech u woke prick

>>212584497
right this instant..? surely not

>>212584485
nah it’s not. anyway i’ll be keeping an eye on you

>>212584518
yh

>>212584497
the fact that this can be both rorke AND leftypol is killing me

>>212584467
she’s in heat

>>212584487
you're too normie to get it

>>212584399
amazing film just incredible

>>212584544
holy grim

>>212584399
stunning and powerful film

ceaseless, unrelenting suffering

I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

real life racism is very mean but racist jokes and memes and whatnot are the very height of humour and the one thing keeping me from offing myself. lol

just watched mad max: fury road (2015), may be my new FAVE film

>>212584509
idgi
why suncream companies fine with stealing?

>>212584591
are you also a schizo?

>>212584606
Hegel should be on the left side

>>212584509
Why would companies care if their products get stolen?

karma

Jizzlane Maxwell

got the yes relayer on

>>212584600
but for real, who was in the wrong?

might have a wnak

>>212584544
so she pretended to leave so that he would go away and then came back when he was gone?

>>212584640
that's a woman you're talking about

hate when tv networks insist on releasing new episodes on a schedule (usually a weekly basis) instead of just dumping the entire season onto streaming services all at once. should be illegal.

Sir Useless Wnaker

>>212584612
>mad max: fury road (2015)
>2015

BASADO!!

DEGROWTH NOW

ALL HAIL CLIMATE STALIN

>>212584669
queen of mossad

Going to get home then wash up then play some rdr2 then make my tea then watch and episode or two of house md then go to bed where I might watch a YouTube video essay

>>212584661
okey shrek whatever you say kek

microwaving the gfs labubus

might go into a cafe tomorrow morning and order bacon and waffles and sit in the corner doing a crossword in the newspaper

Hope our lionesses win da ting

>>212584659
you are either incredibly autistic or normie

how do I search the archives

>>212584699
going to get home order some weed smoke for 6 hours wank myself silly then go to bed where i might watch a YouTube video essay.

>'Men will never be free until the last fr*Nchman is strangled with the entrails of the last frog'
- Fauxltaire

>>212584697
would it kill them to focus on actual problems like the rampant pedophilia, homosexuality in their seminaries, persecution to latin mass churchgoers. and a whole lot of other things? leave the climate autism to greta

The Turkish protogf keeps denying the Armenian genocide

even if i accepted jesus now there's not a chance i'd get into heaven

>>212584734
Women’s footballs a joke

>>212583208 (OP)
Canadian Royal Standard

fascinating site this lads:

https://haveibeenpwned.com/

8 data breaches for my email address
>Aug 2024: In August 2024, over 332M rows of email addresses were posted to a popular hacking forum. The post alleged the addresses were scraped from cybersecurity firm SOCRadar
>Jan 2021: Twitter got hacked for over 200 million emails and they appeared on some hacking forum
>June 2020: Wattpad suffered a huge data braech causing 270 million email losses (didn't even know I was signed up to this shit)
>Sep 2019: Zynga (some vidya shite I also had no idea about) suffered a data breach
>2015: InterPals hacked
>2013: Adobe hacked

et al
quite interesting
now I know why I get so many local girls in my area emails

The lads, as it were

and yes it wasn't him but you don't know that you're all daft

Not really jogging with a top off weather is it

>>212584737
why won't you explain it
this is like the time i asked why they weren't calling it the bible and nobody said anything they just posted a game show man laughing

me and the gf

>>212584772
that's why purgatory exists, so you can burn off all the bad, yeah you might be stuck there for a couple of years but you will get to heaven eventually. and if you are a good sport and had lots of friends you can have them pray for your soul hastening the proccess

>>212584746
Don't think you can fully engage with a video essay if you're full of weed

cant get a job because i permanently have the shits. how am i supposed to stand in one place for 8 straight hours or sit in a cubicle on a call with someone if i keep needing to poo urgently?

>>212584807
yhe binble

>>212584834
poo extremist

>>212584798
AI generated video saar

>>212584834
>cubicle
you wish. it's going to be a dystopian open plan office in a 1980s building

>>212584832
dont need to be fully there to watch a youtube essay, this is what literally 8 year olds do all day

>>212584888
grimmy grimstone

28 queers later

>>212584888
I mean a proper video essay by an intellectual breadtuber

>>212584874
I forgot they binned off privacy and productivity to cheap out via open plans

>>212583227
>soggy swampy homeland
doesnt india have literal monsoons?

>>212584925
name them.

>>212584187
kek, was this clip recently found? Obviously pic rel is legendary but have somehow never seen that one

Old women in summer dresses with leathery skin stinking of pimms

was hoping we'd be a takeaway tonight but mumberg and dadstein are off to the shop to get something

sir lolla young

>>212585041
They might come back with a takeaway curry

>>212584780
>Interpals
Now THAT was a website

Drank too much water and now my cocks gone all sloshy again. I’ll have to change into my tighter boxers. Country’s gone to the dogs.

Wearing a jumper
Sweating aggressively

Luna Lovegood
Nice

eating the last portion of my pasta salad

>>212584834
That's a disability and employers have a legal obligation to make reasonable adjustments for your disability

>>212585105
harry could have laid pipe

>>212585116
You don't put pasta in salad
A pasta salad is just pasta

>>212585126
I would have

big poo in the dishwasher

I've never seen my gf naked just after showering, she's always either has a towel on or already wearing underwear

Is that odd?

>>212585133
it is a salad though

getting really into the #RAPERORKE movement

>>212585148
In my experience people often wear towels after a shower

Rape Rorke to free Palestine

>>212585158
Well it's got pasta in it so demonstrably it isn't

>>212585148
yes that's strange

>>212584785
Bull penis?

>>212585148
i wouldn't know. i've never had a gf

No-one's gay for Rorkeman

>>212584760
ye end of the biosphere. not a major problem

so, this is ronke

The government of the "United Kingdom" and its ruling class is a hostile, occupying force intent on ethnically replacing the Celto-Germanic British people with racially inferior biomass.

They are monstrous.

On my deen

my deen? im on a mad ting

>>212585219
Was just saying this down the madrasah

the new
https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/212581159]
>>212581159
>>212581159

>>212585227
Get them in
Get them housed
Get them shagged
Get them pregnant
Get them deported
In that order

NEW

>>212585245
>>212585245
>>212585245

got upvoted on reddit and now im anxious :\

>>212585237
Just ate a cold lasagne and called it salad
That's what you sound like

rorke gay for pay

>>212584807
they speak their own kind of english here

just been done