donkey sanctuary

>British banter is just shit 90% of the time desu

>>212609616 (OP)
i heard kai havertz nonced every donkey there and got off scot free

death calls my name

*stands beside the thread entrance holding a comically large wooden mallet in the air in case any yanks try and sneak in*

it's the end of the world as we know it

just watching about this mushroom murder trial in Australia
stupid woman could have been much smarter about it
bet she will get off anyway
Australia is a gynocracy

>>212609605
I bet I listen to more music than youtbh

>>212609562
my heart is breaking for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg00YEETFzg

rorke's da leaving his entire inheritance to that charity that helps donkeys in the middle east

>>212609640
SCREMKIHC

listening to the wet willies’ new album “poodom” which has an impressive 6.9/10 on rate you’re music dot org

>>212609616 (OP)

*lets loose a big loud belch that’s loud enough to grab everyone’s attention*

>>212609665
they found her guilty just the other day you hysterical incelloid

>>212609686
janny is this allowed

>>212609675
be fucking fuming

>>212609702
yeah but there is an appeal

>>212609675
HOWLING

>NASA scientists report 3I/ATLAS has "suddenly changed direction" and has slowed down from a hyperbolic orbit

They're coming x

>>212609640
NHS keeps brits like this alive

>>212609646

>>212609668
Could do but I don’t think many people do, I’m extremely autistic about it
>>212609647
You just feel threatened, it’s okay to say it

I'm moving out for the first time in my life (age 29) next week into an 85 sqm flat with two bedrooms, two bathrooms, and a giant living room, and a balcony. My life is finally beginning bros.

might ask a girl out on a date

Imagine if your da was Huw Edwards

we need this for PIP

Hate it when you go a brown country like Spain and they have those anorexic horses and donkeys tied up to a post when it's 40c with nothing but some sparse dead grass and plastic litter to eat

>>212609738
bit late isn’t it

>>212609757
I'm a late bloomer because of autism and adhd

>>212609728
Jealous you can't get free Dominos, crisps and pop on the NHS?

>>212609738
first time I moved out on my own I was 29 aswell
wheels up king. stay goated

>>212609745
you wont

wailing in anguish

>>212609757
Seems normal

>>212609756
the mark of a white man is being kind to animals

>>212609738
enjoy lad time to start shagging

i've never left my country and have no proof that anything else exists

>>212609774
I know. hopefully one day I will...

>I was 29

>>212609769
same except for the adhd part, moved out when i was 22 and that felt late for me
but then again in sweden if you’re not moved out at 18 you’re considered a spaz

>>212609757
Aren’t you like 30 and can’t drive?

>>212609675
haha rorke will have to finally get a job alongside the cronems and leftypols

>>212609779
been there. matter of fact, am there

Carpet bomb wokery

>>212609789
This stops at insects for many of them unfortunately, so there are even less whites than you think, most people will be unnecessarily cruel to them and kill them just because they don’t like them in the house or whatever it is

>>212609757
29 is late

>>212609818
he's also not real

>>212609757
Perfectly normal these days giving the government's policy of importing infinity islamogroidjeet biomass into Britain.

New Asmongold has just dropped lads

>>212609834
How so?

>>212609727
Just seen the news alert lad. Fucking hell. Looks like aliens are turning up.

>>212609818
got my license a long time ago what’re you on about

would make a lot of sense to disguise your alien spacecraft as a big rock

>>212609558
my dad used to lie like that about listening to some band he never had or seeing a movie he'd never seen or very often about reading books he'd never read
to both women and men
it was very painfully embarrassing for me to witness and was one of the things which ensured that I grew up valuing honesty and with a great disdain for lying and liars
even as a child lying made me feel ill

>>212609811
fuck you zoomer scum

>25 years ago, Coldplay released their debut Many people are saying this was the last all-time great British album (Australian acts have over 50 all-time great albums since then)

tummyberg is hurting a bit
very gassy

>>212609770
>70 stone
>double the weight of the average American
The average American does NOT weigh 35 stone (490 lbs)

discord sending me emails to tell me I've missed messages on discord. fuck off

>>212609827
true tbqh it's depressing
i love our buggy friends i'll pick spiders up in a plastic container and take them outside even if they're little evil venomous bastards who want to kill me

>>212609860
cuck mentality

>>212609852
Oh I remember you posting you were learning to drive last year and that’s why you take the bus and train everywhere

just done the math and i'd only be 4 grand a year worse off on benefits, seems like a no brainer really

Spiritually, I'm still crying in front of the whole school

So what is this ATLAS then? A mothership? A probe?

I feel like it is friendly. I hope we don't shoot it down.

>>212609865
Since I Left You, Lonerism.. at a strain I could think of maybe 4.

>>212609889
still take the bus or train even with a license, do like my trains desu

>>212609890
Good lad

Mumberg inherited half a gorgeous house in rural Wales. Begging, screaming to get her to buy the other half from her sister and move there but she won't have it

spaffing in a parabolic arc over the fence onto the neighbours labrador

>>212609883
I just use my hands since I don’t have that issue, bit mental how scared of insects grown adults often are here

>>212609865
cant think of a single good Australian album released in the last 25 years
the 25 years before that for sure. 1974-1999 were a golden era of Aussie tunes

>>212609905
illegal aliens trying to come here and get bennies and doss around and leftypol will welcome them with open arms

>>212609890
i'm diagnosed with depression, wondering if i can get on the dole or do i also need autism

i liked tame impala for years and it turned out he was australian all along

>>212609814
I didn't get help or meds until a few years ago. I've stopped comparing myself to other people's standards as it only made me more miserable. I'm doing well now and chasing my own goals bit by bit.

>>212609738
Fucking hell how much is that setting you back?

>>212609941
All covered by PIP

>>212609936
go for adhd, it's a made up illness so anyone can just fake it. easy full pip

i just let spiders live in my house

>NASA to hold emergency press conference at 9AM ET

It's happening lads

Rorke practicing his "you talking to me?" in his smeggy childhood bathroom mirror

>>212609929
>he doesn't know who GOATED Holly Valance is
yanks are devoid of humanity

>>212609929
we're the spiritual youngest child of the anglosphere, we don't have to worry nearly as much about our cultural/political output as you or the yanks do

>>212609933
I'm in full time employment and doing a part time PhD, my income is about 45k after taxes. Supposedly I can get PIP but having genuine autism and adhd, the process of actually applying is the main challenge for me. I've been putting off for years.

nth for the gyaldem

Heard from my dad for the first time in years, he's been homeless and without a phone. Dunno about this one lads

>>212609960
aliens is it

>>212609958
they are good roommates

>>212609960
Google came up with fuck all on that

>>212609973
sure yeah, that makes sense. but why was Aussie rock so good in the late 70s, 80s, and 90s and since then just fuck all?

>>212609941
Surprisingly little because it's in a village.
>>212609952
I don't receive PIP or any benefits
See
>>212609974

>>212609960
is it about that comet? Are we done?

>>212609986
he just need a small loan of $6,000 to get back on his feet lad cmon now

>>212609986
wire him some heroin money pronto

>>212609960
It's about that ATLAS. Apparently it has slowed down and changed direction towards Earth. X/Twitter/Pol is freaking out.

Let me introduce you all to this. Moses Gunn Collective is a glitter coated psychedelic nugget from Brisbane, Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAJPzNdo1yQ

>>212609929
>1974-1999 were a golden era of Aussie tunes
Winds them up something proper if you say AC/DC is one of them btw
They love Midnight Oil instead

>>212610002
dont know

>>212609992
yeah i dont think we got any poisonous ones the spiders here are chill

>>212610002
aussies turned into poofs. They are huge nanny state country. Not like the right honourable NZ

>>212609977
seen her sister's boobs and joi video

> Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
What’s wrong with Australians?

My bet is that this ATLAS flies by Earth and does fuck all. Another nothing burger. Even if it is aliens it will just fly by.

>>212609986
is he a maori?

>>212609929
Dead Can Dance, Nick Cave and The Go-Betweens is about it isn't it

>>212610019
And who can forget Men at Work? (even though the lead singer is Scottish)

>>212609929
Angus Stone

>>212610019
anyone hating AC/DC is being purely performative trust me
they are shit but it's like cunts who get wound up over people eating at mcdonalds

>>212610019
AC/DC were great
Midnight Oil were queers for queers
give me Dragon or Cold Chiesel

I like this aussie band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gUq4ovkF5A

AC/DC are shite lmao wtf uncs

>>212609986
lol you're a coconut ain't ya?

>>212610093
THUNDERSTRUCK!
But yeah, peak boomer nihilism

Just seen the news about ATLAS.

Let's hope this isn't Independence Day de lids x

corrr thats brunch sorted

Wow my coffee cooled down really fast with my aircon on haha

>>212609923
inherited 1/8 of a dog, forest, and cabbage field
bet i got the bit with the arse

>>212610109
>12 miles in size

We're fucked lad

>>212610058
>>212610098
yes, also indian and aboriginal

eye hope eye'm not interrupting anything...

what sort of enjoyment can you get out of the modern world if you're a 29 year old loner sperg? you're missing foundational experiences that make you an outsider for life IMO

big assed ginger girl called me a stunner and tried to flirt with me but I dont know how to flirt. Just let me willy slide into your arse cheeks mmmmm

>>212610173
Well you'd know

Can't fucking stand Nick Cave. Utter shite. Like the boomer version of Death Grips.

>>212610150
what an awful mix

>>212610173
Become a sailer.

>>212610173
I've not missed out on much. I've had gf's and been to parties.

>>212610173
A strong coffee on a beautiful morning.

>A masked mugger attempted to snatch a pedestrian's gold watch before stabbing him to death in front of his partner outside a high-end London casino when he fought back

It sucks being a attractive man because it's too hard to decide which woman to pursue.

>>212609929

what's your favorite ice cream flavor(flavour)

Learned Australia was part of the Vietnam war through Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

I for one welcome our alien overlords

Can't be any worse than the cunts running the show now

>>212610235
Rum and Raisin

the theme from Neighbours was great as well

>>212610235

I love summer lads :3 feel so relaxed and comfy sat out in the garden with me iced tea just listening to music, watching the birds, chilling out x

>>212610173
absolutely none. i'm 32 and a virgin sperg and i'm treated as a complete freak by everyone. at least i just got my appointment booked so maybe i'll get that sweet PIPbux

>>212610235
Mint chocolate chip
>>212610243
>Learned
FOY

>>212610243
imagine the gook battles
itd be like in halo CE with yank/aussie marines blowing up insectoid aliens

doing a poo lads

>>212610249
wait until the small ships krongem start turning up in orbit

>>212610268
Friendless so needing to blog on 4chan, that's your life.

35 year old man and I'm going to have chicken nuggies and chips for my lunch and there's nothing anyone can do about it

>>212610150
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212610235
partial to the humble vanilla flavour

last time I was at my gran's she served up apple pie with ice cream except instead of normal vanilla ice cream it was lemon sorbet. Was disgusting. Naturally I threw it on the floor, smashing the bowl in the process, telling her I wouldn't eat that dog's dinner. Nah I ate it all obviously but it was quite unpleasant.

>>212610173
I think there’s a lot you can do. Read a couple of books, go and do some exercise, try your hand at an instrument or painting. Become an interesting man become an entertaining man. You’ll feel better and be more valuable to yourself and others.

/brit/ should have a flag making contest

^3^

>>212610056
It isn't even heading towards Earth. NASA is just reporting it has slowed down.

>>212610302
this is incel cope. i've tried all of it

Male humans are incapable of lactation because they are not female. Nipple discharge in a man is abnormal, be it a medication side effect or disease.
Tricking babies to suck on a male nipple is child abuse

^3^

>>212610297
love it

>>212610150
Your dad is a super native. Grim.

>>212610221
>in front of his partner
Noticed an increase in people saying partner even if it's a hetero relationship

>>212610041
Same did a curious peak, it was cute. Didn't tough me todger to it tho

>>212610320
they did this joke in family guy where stewie sucks peters boob lol

aaaaaaaaaa. I want PIP too

>>212610235
I'm so glad I'm not a woman. At least our cocks are hidden in our pants. This girl is a confidence destroyer for titlets.

My plan for today
>1) gym
>2) walk in the woods
>3) eat
>4) take meds and work until 6
>5) await packages for the move
>6) waste inordinate amount of time on here and youtube
1, 2, 3 done, it's time for 4 and 5, while I do 6.

>>212610321
yer da sells his arse on K road

>>212610300
Lemon sorbet is bussin but serving it with apple pie is strange

>>212610308
blud puttin toxic blooms in his cocktails omdz

Just renewed passport lads

>>212610279

>>212610330
my mum is Norwegian and knowingly made children with an unemployed addict, 10 years older than her

>>212610362
How did your dad do it?

>>212610319
No, you haven’t. Now that everybody is able to work for themselves and society exists in its current state, after you’ve learned a few skills and become generally quite competent in life, your biggest value to others will be how much you can entertain them. Plenty of incels still don’t seem to understand this. It will also bring about happiness for yourself.

>>212610349
have a shower you smelly runt

>>212610347
i suffer profoundly in australia
the only black girls we get are grim hijabis or sudanese jungle aliens

fizzy dragonfruit lemon lime raspberry orangeade

>>212610361
Yes we know you don't need to spam about the game all day, go play it instead

>>212610358
Looks well worn ;)

>>212610382
Did you seriously think I'm sitting around in sweaty gym clothes?

it'd be funny if all redditors were thrown into a volcano

>>212610376
bro shut the fuck up before I cave your head in with a ball-pein hammer

>>212610396
don't believe you

>>212610362
Your dad has insane rizz ngl

>>212610296
Weirdly vitriolic and untrue post, are you having a bad day lad? Get out in the garden like me and get some sun the vitamin D will do wonders for your mood :3 x

fuck you guys are dumb and just believe anything I say. No wonder you meat heads become racists when you can't think for yourselves

Just hit the 30” waist mark, 29.5” at a squeeze. Incredible what mental illness can do for you.

anyone remember public telephones

>>212610395
whats wrong with the real blak noonga sistas ya white cunt?

>>212610417
Yes

>>212610312
Shhh, let me dream x

>>212610440
*pisses on your nan's grave*

>>212610455
Just had a flashback to when we used to wipe dogshit on our local one's mouthpiece as a kid

>>212610358
that's a very nice looking 'port

>>212610440
Rose McIver abandoned your country for riches in America. Tek it.

>>212610427
i'll hammer your peen and balls in a minute

>>212610440
I knew you were gay and just pretending to like women all along.

>>212610090
I like THIS Aussie band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr0SqIAFohk

>>212610342
yes but they’ll stop giving you universal creditbux if you stop looking for work

>>212610441
Don’t know how it’s so hard for people to lose weight, just stop eating lmao, I’ve lost over 3st since last year

speak of the devil, coffee machine for my flat just came from amazon

shot: rorke
chaser: leftypol

Necking this VK now x

>>212610358
Hey, me too!

>>212610515
pigging out is the only joy i get in life

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

nooo i didn't even get to shag aaaahhh
*gets hit by asteroid*

I remember when I was depressed and lonely I used to get excited about “happenings” like nuclear war and UFOs and hope for an apocalypse

Now I’m relatively normal and I have a girlfriend and I’m happy and enjoying life that shit just scares me when I hear about it x

>>212610500
and what if I was, why would I care what a 4chan retard thinks about me. I only use this website like my little ant farm. Watching you lower forms of life scratching at the sand thoughtlessly. Little bugs

Oh dear

>>212610536
ktilm

>>212610521
corrr lovely. paid for by john q taxpayer (PIP)?

>>212609770
RIP 190

>>212610537
>Now I’m relatively normal and I have a girlfriend and I’m happy and enjoying life that shit just scares me when I hear about it x
I'm like this as long as I don't go into a city or go on social media. Need a blissful blanket of ignorance.

>>212610543
you admit it then, bent freak

Helper's world will never truly collapse x

I am the eternal regime x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

nigga name percy

Just filtered a tripcode

>>212610570
oh no some loser in england doesn't respect my implied sexual preferences. have mercy this is too much

Found a magic button on my windows machine
95GB freed up!

>>212609616 (OP)
love donkeys hate when people are mean to em
save the donkeys

>>212610499
meet me at Lithgow station in 15 and I'll tilt ya

>>212610552
Paid from the money I saved or invested working while living at home and not paying rent since I finished uni full time

>>212610521
Me when I take a picture of an empty box left by the bins in my flat

>>212610581
Erm, actually, it's Perseus

>>212610591
come to poowong i'll rock your world babe x

>>212610567
Not a chud so I can’t relate in fact I live in London and love it here

>>212610593
lol imagine using windows

im here rape arses and hold ball sacks in my ungloved hands and I'm all out of rape arses

>Russia will import 1 million Indian workers in 2025 to replace Russian men sent off to Ukraine, Andrei Besedin, head of the Ural Chamber of Commerce and Industry, said.

>>212610521
can you even steam the milk yourself with that or does it just slop out the froth for you?

>>212610636
fucking linux gimp ill crack your puny cranium like a little egg

>>212610634
What is there to love about no brits around, high crime, high prices, schizos everywhere?

>>212610636
A Linux man are you?

>>212610528
Are you a real Newfie?

Imagine me in an American High School in the 90s lmfao. I take over x

want to get ice cream but the ice cream mans not around and the corner shops only sell lollies

why is helpernonce out of his containment board?

>>212610661
Aye
>>212610652
You’ll do nun

>>212610653
Plenty of Brits around, crime isn’t that bad, and the only time I encounter schizos is when I log onto /brit/ haha

But yeah housing is expensive. I’m lucky I own my own place (well my ‘rents do)

>>212610677
You would be brutally bullied imo.

>>212610677
You're not the UK chairman
Mak is the UK chairman

>>212610610
quickly snapped the box open to check, not taking it out until i'm at the flat next week

>>212610642
Russia's population: 146 million
>CANZUK population: 143 million
I reckon we can take em
>>212610673
I am. Please send help

>>212610688
>corner shops
It's called the paki shop mate

>>212610356
she's not all there is granberg

has a bit of dementia nowadays

just wish I had a penis to suck and a ball sack to put in my mouth and a hairy ass to give a good licking to

pooing a fart and farting a poo

Always see tourists taking pictures of this statue in my town
Must think it's historic or something but it was literally made in 2019

>>212610709
you're lying
i've been to london for work several times this year and there are crazy (usually black) hobos the second you get off the train. London is dirty and disgusting, full of the third world, and its expensive partly because of that

>>212610688
You can lick some of my cream

RIP Miss Save a Fox

>>212610717
not the ones where i live its just co-ops, paki shops further away

just seen a woman with big tits

>>212610268
enjoy x

>>212610752
Send her my way

>>212610709
>only time I encounter schizos
I live in hackney and they're a diamond dozen here

>>212610746
she was the one fox we couldn't save

>>212610738
There’s homeless at every train station in the world they love those places for some reason. They never bother you.

>>212610642
Why has the entire world decided in the last 5 years to import unlimited Indians

cheeky steak pie going into the air fryer

>>212610716
How is life there my fellow CANZUK man?

regionality is dying in america

>>212610783
another lie because you feel the need to cope
i've been to china, this is not normal

>>212610792
living like a king de lad

>>212610714

I am the UK chairman nows. Maka had a good run but this my era nows x

Waist? Small
Abs? Visible
Me? Shaggable

>>212610746
Online harrassment? Why? Millions of followers. Ignore them and get someone to run the channel as you make content. Simple as that.

Israel has denied Palestinians the human right to 5g of creatine per day

>>212610746
Ofcom neeks loving this shit atm

>>212610829
do go on
*licks my drooling bulldog lips*

>>212610817
Relax angry chudcel lol

>>212610843
How are they still finding new places to bomb

>>212610843
guess they can't get their country back

>>212610829
>Waist? Small
cute x

third tier cities in china make london look like an apocalypse setting in a movie
it's grim af and the only reason I have to go there because the head office is there, but there's talks of it getting moved kek

bit mental how Jews can kill children but british cant even stop the boats
proper mental

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>>212610828
>I am the UK chairman nows
No you ain't lil nigga

>>212610843
doing them a favour imo

>>212610813
I zoomed in on the highlighted area here, thinking it may have been an anomalous POP zone among SODA country. But no, it's just a random circle the person added for no reason. A misclick in MS paint or whatever.

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>>212610855
you live in filth and dysfunction, caused by your world view, while pretending its not there

>>212610789
Indians are convenient for corporations because they'll accept piss poor wages and dreadful living conditions. The alternative is paying the native population decent wages, and they don't want to do that. Also, the housing crisis makes it less likely for people to start families, so importing can help mask that issue too.
>>212610796
It's alright. Bit cloudy.

london is mint tbf wish i had rich parents and lived in one of those apartments in kensington and just spent my life swanning about the parks and museums and looking whimsically over the thames

He’s having a meltie because he saw a black tramp outside Euston lmfao

>sold out
country gone to the dogs

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>>212610899
Original (non-nonce) version.

right enough postings going to start work see you later

>>212610902
you are idealising child labour, sweat shops, extreme poverty, slums, dangerous infrastructure, severe pollution

>>212610905
They will also live literally anywhere that isn't India

>>212610865
Was looking at Gaza on google maps recently and it all looks fucked

>>212610922
anime website chud x

>>212610886

I run this general
I run britfeel
I run this country
I run this world

>>212610902
project on chudlord

Hubelot

i live in south london and it's grim. borderline zimbabwe tier apart from a few nice areas

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>>212610914
>he's completely internalised dysfunction caused by his own beliefs as the "normal" when in fact it's not and can be changed with a different policy
you're done, i win

>>212610943
Cope on nonce x

>>212610916
>£6.75 for sardines

>>212610944
shut up your mum runs your baths you fucking wasteman

>>212610957
>>212610957
>>212610957

>>212610970
Done that smelly little neet

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Dr Jones thoughs x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg

>>212610333
lol sure you didn't

>>212610926
did you know that the world poverty rate has decreased by factors of 10 in the last few decades and its almost entirely because of china? other parts of the world, like africa, are still disgusting third world shitholes, the chinese sorted out their shit and are improving on a daily basis as we speak

>>212610912
that's an old pic these days those streets have crackmongs walking up and down them and moped kids riding up and down them looking for people to rob london is finished never come here leave asap even the millionaires are fleeing