Thread 212621070

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wagmi

LIGMA

MURRRPH
MURPH
IM IN THE SHELF MURPH

>>212621159
**licks your balls and kisses your penis**

>>212621187
I just came prematurely

MURPH WE MADE BLACK HOLES SO WE CAN TIME TRAVEL O ALGO

MUUUUURPH

I want to, no NEED TO, live in Minnesota

>>212621219
10 seconds is not """premature""" in this household

I look like this

This is me

Still waiting on the trannies to be sent to camps like I was told would happen when Trump got elected

>>212621281
you look like that when you attach a picture of that to your post. i can look like this for example

me

SOVL, USA

Amanda won today

The weather people have started using the phrase "soaking rain" in their forecasts this year. I don't understand why they thought this was a good idea. This does not add any useful additional information. "Soaking" appears to have replaced "steady" in their weather lexicon.

>>212621467
i can look like this

my brother keeps buying chinesium garbage on amazon

dogberg smells citrusy for some reason but not in pleasant way and more like orange juice mixed with dirty old water

>>212621728
do you smell any better?

>>212621628
This is the first non homosexual anime post in the history of /cum/

>>212621070 (OP)
If your from la reminder that your baseball team will be owned by the Japanese and your basketball team owned by the Chinese

>>212621758
Rude :/

.

>>212621806
you're actually gay.

My little sister and I look like this.

Seething right now

Planning a trip/vacation with my dad, and i already feel vaguely annoyed by him
Can't imagine how i'll handle 5 days with him.
This was probably a mistake. i should have probably just planned a solo trip

Reminder la is gay is new England chads stay winning

>>212621966
where are you going?

>>212621980
>not gawr gura
Soulless.

>>212621939
what is in that glass? cum?

>>212621981
We haven't decided specifics yet probably some parks in California

>>212621939
Nice hips on that lady

>>212621966
daddy problems

>>212621806
That type of humor is awful. Women can't into comedy.

>>212622060
i don't like my mom that much either so it balances out

thoughts on crab rangoon

>>212622019
Want me to follow you guys and shoot your dad then drive away so you can say he was killed in a random road rage incident?

>>212621621
I thought the matches would start later today so I missed both of them.

>>212622103
I give you permission to kill us both

>>212622126
The second one was doo doo anyways

>>212622004
I remember I was jealous of Yankees for this

I give you permission to kiss me gently

>>212622118
i don't have psychosis or schizophrenia yet

>>212622118
it's also associated with worse memory and/or a smaller hipppocampus

I look like this and don't pretend to be anything else...

>>212622098
never had it and it looks too hard to make

>>212622214
Terrone gone chub

>>212622118
Probably true, I might be going schizo from that. Still gonna toke tho.

>>212622214
Which Canadian personality are you

>>212622214
At least hit the gym

>>212621728
who need they citrusy ate

>>212622214
you mog me

>>212622244
Schizojeet

>>212622237
this is my favourite webm

>>212622257
Logically he needs to eat less

>>212622290
That’s a jpg file

>>212621980
Imagine some grandpa buys hololive merch because of this

>>212622347
This is a jpg file of your comment

>>212622395
Can’t be because it’s 19 o’clock already

i wanna go outside, but i also dont wanna to outside

business idea: free semen and creampies

>>212622347
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752169743445686.webm

>MEEEEEaaaaEEEE-OWWW

what did he mean by this?

>>212622482
Whoop whooooop

>>212622257
At least I'm not delusional to think of ever changing gender.

>>212622214
i think i saw your tinder post - that was a good suit and tie. when you're not looking drab and taking pictures flopped onto your bed like a beached whale you improve dramatically in looks without any weight loss. weight loss would still help dramatically. voted /cum/'s most potential to improve 2025

P.S. god tier bedframe. is that the kind that transforms into a bunk bed? i used to have a bedframe similar to that growing up, it was imported from canada too

Saw a rabbit in the parking lot
Fat nigga must have escaped

/cum/ is full of extremists, it seems

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752166420071753.mp4

The covfefe is a bit hot at the moment

>>212622524
Not being severely mentally ill is a low bar to clear

>>212622551
Favorite Toronto slang?

>>212622537
Did it run away or did it let you pet it?

>>212622537
saw a deer on my morning walk just chilling. i didn't even know they sat like this.

Defeated Redditleaf in another debate

Time to suffer!!!!!

>>212622526
I find my bed too small actually, but I barely have space to move around in the room with the lazyboy chair.

Peggy hill's ass

>>212622673
Gyattt

>>212622620
Ran under a fence
I was pretty far when I took the photo, just zoomed in
>>212622623
Saw a deer sitting last time I saw it too
Cows sit that way too

Euros didn't have this and it shows
https://youtu.be/5P-TXxoWTSE?si=XhtX0TLgnJiRq948

being seeing a lot of road kill cats
i once say a turtle that walked really far from the pond or someone scooped it out. it was completely flattened on the road

>>212621070 (OP)
What boss drops this

>>212622694
We had this…

https://youtu.be/s3EMTAr-UBY

death is always creeping up
a lot of my walks i remember almost always seeing a dead critter on my route

>>212622162
I hope, for the sake of women's tennis, this girl turns out to be decent enough to make it to center court in majors in future.

>>212622699
if they venture too far they get lost and delirious and then basically just expire from exhaustion and dehydration. someone then runs them over, sometimes for fun.

if you do find a turtle on the road and it's not a snapper, best thing is to just scoot it across with a stick so he doesn't get smooshed.

I hate being around my mother. Even sitting in the same room with her

>>212622699
You'd think evolutionary pressure would make animals learn to avoid becoming roadkill but so far I've only seen crows exhibit intelligent road behavior. I'll see crows look both ways before crossing. I'll see crows pecking on some shit when the light is red, and then walk away when the light is green, only to return when the light goes red again. Crows are smart

>>212622807
I used to think this when I was an angsty teenager and now as an adult I love playing Scrabble and watching movies with her.

>>212622835
I'm 30

Cumgays be like yes I love my mother yes i have a healthy functioning family and no I am not mentally ill

SOVLFUL video
https://youtu.be/gomCkCbKHA4?si=PYB1ukw1NFP4kbXA

My mother doesn’t speak to me because I don’t want to hang out with my NEET sister

>>212622859
Me too, sounds like you need to get a Scrabble board.

you can really tell summer season is at its peak when people at work are flirting harder and more openly than usual.
although i always found the idea cringeworthy for married people a "work husband" or "work wife" is a real thing

>>212622859
Have you tried assisted death?

>>212622890
kys

>>212622835
sounds like you want to have sex with her

it's over

>>212622890
I had a workwife in college and she cheated on her boyfriend with me several times

even the disabled hire doesnt want to get to know me like that

just saw 2 people kiss in the car

chud destroyed

>>212622579
blow at it bucko

>>212622962
this is happening here as well

>>212622810
funny you say that, the latest fresh roadkill i saw was a crow. it was one of the coolest hits too due to the way it got shredded. i could see so many of its bones sticking out and had a good view of its insides. couple months back, i would always pass by this grow that had its chest punctured. it was fun watching the nature recycle the grow.

Back to school commercials are #triggering

Public service announcement for my fellow leafs:

>the police have determined that posting images or videos of thieves who steal from you is illegal
>you are violating their right to privacy (when they come on your private property to steal your Amazon package)
>contact the police and tell them, but no one else

Additionally,

>new cars that use keyless fob ignition are a target for thieves
>leave the fob by the front door, so that when the thieves kick your door in they can easily steal your car without resorting to violence
>if you keep it in a faraday pouch or in your room, they will be forced to beat, rape, and kill you before stealing your car
>don't force their hand anons, just let them steal your car

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752160966652710.webm

speed of the gen? a little too high for my taste

>>212623070
kill yourself

>>212623031
A woman only calls you a workhusband if she likes you otherwise you’d just be her friend
First she just asked me to walk her to her car for a few weeks until she asked me to come over because her boyfriend was from out of state and gone for the summer

See you cucks in Kosovo right by the Bill Clinton statue

>>212622607
Well I have other mental issues.

>>212623146
>I decorated my room like a 12 year old

>>212623091
Leave your car unlocked and the keys inside to avoid unnecessary damages
Leave your front door unlocked, if someone wanted to get in they’d break in through a window so the locked door isn’t stopping you from getting killed

Die Krähe

>>212623070
yeah i guess that's why i only see smart crows alive: the dumb ones are already detritivore dinner!

...but this is what i mean about animals still getting hit by cars. you'd think adaptive evolution would kick in sooner with the evolutionary pressures we place on animals

crows are smarter than jason

>>212623210
i hate your plates but i like your silverware - you need porcelain plates ASAP

>>212623168
Show us your room if you're so great then

>>212623099
dont heckin say taht ;-;
what if i do.... T-T

>>212623313
The plates are all in the dishwasher. I'm using a pie dish.

>>212623146
>Akko
Epic
>capeshit
Cringe

Become a proper otaku.

>>212623359
i know, it irks me :^(

>>212622623
Saw a dear splattered all over the freeway on my way home from work yesterday. They had to block two out of three lanes for the cleanup. The car that hit it had already gone but there were car pieces everywhere.

it reeks of reddit here

what does the average /cum/ poster smell liek ?

>>212622990
Ewwww

>>212623472
pic

>>212623472
Savon de Marseille and semen

>>212623181
These are actually really good points. Personally I sleep naked, splayed out on my front lawn with my asscheeks spread and a sign that says "just fuck my shit up". I leave the door unlocked and wide open too.

>>212623510
Wamen

>have you been in your current role for at least 12 months? if not, why?
um...

just remembered naked brothers band was a thing

>>212623620
Literally makes me want to kill myself

>>212622244
That’s the guy from Quebec who frequently posts dating app screenshots

>>212623146
Your room is honestly better than mine. I look at your room and it says "weird guy". I look at my room and it says "bodysnatcher monster poorly mimicking human domicile". zero wall decorations anywhere. random crates everywhere. two full gallon jugs of water on the carpet. febreeze, two types of electronic cleaner, and preworkout all sitting next to each other. server stuffed into the closet, leaking out with a small monitor and keyboard. moby dick sitting next to an air purifier on one of the crates.

jesus, my room is a horror show. maybe i'll spend today doing something about it

When I'm forced to get a job, I'm going to lie and fabricate a fake job history.

>>212622347
Bodied that freak

>>212623650
He’s fucking based then

you're gonna let it all hang out

>>212623472
I first wash my scalp with American Crew daily cleansing shampoo and follow up with the conditioner. Body gets cleaned with Neutrogena Rainbath body wash. Sometimes I wear Thierry Mugler "cologne" (rebranded to Come Together). I use unscented laundry soap and use natural wool for softening. Very basic stuff but I smell ok I guess

>>212623091
>>212623181
Sleep with your naked ass in the air and your anus lubed in case any burglars would like to rape you

>>212623650
This is true. He accidentally doxxed himself once and posted his chubby face

>>212623616
wat

>>212623773
Should I also have a variety of weapons by my bedside in case they would like to kill me? No sense having them mess up the kitchen looking for a knife.

>>212623773
That's true if my ass is dry it might upset them and increase the likelihood of them getting violent. You should be Chief of Police honestly.

>>212623868
You’re getting it now
No reason to turn a rape into a rape and murder.

>>212623856
So true! Top safety tip

>>212623888
It's not even rape if I'm allowing it. We can single-handedly reduce the crime rate in this city one ass at a time.

I would suck a dick for a root beer or dr.pepper float right about now

>>212623962
Sell your valuables and leave the cash you get in a plastic container that’s labeled free money
You’re not only reducing break-ins and thefts but also fighting the black market sales of stolen goods.

>>212624083
hello :)
i'll suck your dick if I can give you a root beer float

>>212621791
I'm from a different coast
A better coast
>>212622370
Reminds me of that guy who showed his grandpa a moe version of the ship he served on in WW2 and he thought it was cute

>>212623620
>>212623647
>>212623648
i had to answer it for a temporary position, it's absurd
pray i get in

>>212623620
just lie like everyone else does
if you lie, you still might not get hired
but if you don't lie, you won't get hired for sure
there's a hundred applicants shittier than you but with a better resume than yours

>>212623091
ok but the video also has the police shilling for castle doctrine which is pretty based. not even all american states allow castle doctine. and if you live in a duty to retreat state? you should know your legislators think a man charging with a knife should have more protections than whom he is charging at

>>212624294
Yet another Based Award for New Hampshire

Changed my minecraft skin.

>>212623745
gosh, you are such a poof. you do all that just to sit around al day at the house and chat with online strangers. i bet you feel ashamed if you are not presentable enough on here.

>>212624364
Jason….

>>212624294
stand your ground is better than castle docrine

>>212624294
Libtard states are more cucked than Canada lmao

>>212624364
Your egg finally cracked? What's your girl name hon?

>>212624426
You can kill someone for breaking into your house in California
You can’t do that in Canada if it’s ruled “unreasonable force”

>>212624378
go ride a bike

>>212624476
I was comparing Canada to “Duty to Retreat” states. What we have is probably most similar to castle doctrine, but slightly worse

>>212624540
**unzips**
here's your package

>>212624409
i treat them the same for this specific argument, because "castle doctrine" and "stand your ground" does not meaningfully describe how interactions actually go. for example in Washington it doesn't have stand your ground but it also has no duty to retreat, so... essentially it functions like a stand your ground state.

>>212624569
But the biggest libtard state lets you shoot people
New Hampshire, a libtard state, has Stand Your Ground and constitutional carry

>>212624540
>your package is out for delivery
get on my level, bitch

castle = house
stand your ground = anywhere. car. house. whatever

libards be like
>we must be empowered and stand up to tyranny
>guns? good heavens no, those are scary, I'm gonna move to canada that'll show 'em

>>212624540
I had to return a package I got recently because they sent me the wrong item. I got the "right" one back a few days ago and it was the same thing. Turns out, picrel is 100%'s idea of "mirrored silver"

I wish leftists were actually the based revolutionary warriors they think they are

>>212624634
not for much longer

>>212624749
>blacks willingly don’t move there because they can’t survive outside of cities
>da fuq y deez honkies so rasis

>>212624394
>>212624434
I'm not trans. I'm a trans exclusionary half gay MGTOW boymoder.

>>212624826
you're a parent's nightmare is what you are

Complain about liberals

Grand parent cry are broken branch

>>212624919
mexichulo

>>212624711
are those snowboard goggles?

-_-

>>212624974
Dirt bike. I think they use the same models, though

>>212624988
mi amol...pol khe haces esa cara...queres bija?

>>212624634
partisan politics and a two party system has labelled libbies as entirely noguns and repubs as entirely yesguns. the reality is, handgun self defense is almost entirely settled law because realistically a gun is the only deterrent that might leave you unscathed if someone threatens your life with a weapon

That’s a nasty arsehole
https://x.com/brewsterserena/status/1943340297406099942

What’s the most retarded thing a relative of yours has ever done?

>>212625236
Advertised thwir onlyfans on facebook

>>212625261
semi based
She hot?

>>212625236
my uncle started digging a hole in his basement because he dreamed that there was gold there

>>212625292
i seen this plot somewhere...

>>212625316
where?

>>212625292
It's always been my dream to dig a labyrinthine complex of tunnels under my house. I have to get a house first, preferably in the countryside

GIWTWM

I have a package expected to arrive on Monday
You'll want to stay tuned for this

everyone calls him doublemint dave

the only times when I REALLY REALLY REALLY happy and want to be alive are when i anticipate a package

>>212625278
Ya kinda. Big boobs, skinny. Don't think I ever met this one (cousin once removed) but she added me on facebook when my father died, as he and her family lived near to each other and they saw each other often

my nickname in middle school was eat it all evan

Great idea, Melanie!

>>212625365
You can buy a preschool and do it there. The jews will fund it, even. Just don't ask why
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMartin_preschool_trial?wprov=sfla1

Saw an F35 just now
Probably training since i work next to an air force base

>>212625535
Why does that look shopped in? Is it just me?

>>212625573
Was me

>>212621933
so women are the cause of divorce? do they just hate being locked down?

>>212625573
Some schizo itt was saying f35's aren't real. So surely it must have been a UFO

>>212625788
They chase the greener grass. Men tend to prefer stable relationships, because it's a huge destresser. Women tend to pursue the most "profitable" relationship

>>212623091
christ what a nightmare. sorry canadas

>>212623091
that's not fair

>>212625806
Project Blue Beam

>>212623091
They don't want people posting the vids. It would disproportionately affect BIPOC

>>212623131
I did this in college too but I feel bad about it. I felt worse because apparently he had a small dick and she had only ever been with him. I happen to be well endowed, but when we fugged the first time she was gobsmacked and was like "hang on is this normal or what"

>>212625671
>>212625806
The F35s in question
I live in California

remember when that guy got his nfts robbed and said "all my chimps are gone"? that was pretty funny

YoungBoy Never Goon Again

>>212626029
I’ve been told I’m “well endowed” too
I think we’re pornbrained into thinking it’s average or even small

>>212626043
I was onboard watching the first ever carrier landing of an F35 when they first got to the fleet. Pretty cool

i like /cum/ because it allows me to blast out whatever stream of consciousness thought i have out into the ether to get it written down to a void where no one important is forced to read it. if i were to post it in a hobby-specific place i'd get in trouble for it being off-topic, here it's a safe place to go full schizomode.

>>212626043
They’re gonna go bomb Iran

sometimes i run shit through google translate and pretend i can speak a foreign language on the internet

>>212626115
Danny Trejo served some of his time in prison with the notorious Charles Manson and even had some hypno sess's with him

>>212626149
Just use ChatGPT or Gemini
Google Translate is ass

>>212626149
Machine translations are usually pretty obvious to native speakers. Some languages more than others

People on this board don’t banter anymore, everyone takes everything so seriously and personally.

>>212626215
>>212626259
thats part of the fun
literal translations and shit are probably entertaining to the native reader

>>212626276
no i fucking dont

>>212624294
The cop at the end who is shilling for castle doctrine is an American Sheriff; they put that in to show how utterly cucked Canada is compared to Florida.

white people do be finished though

Frau

>>212626276
shut the fuck up you piece of shit

>>212626331
That dress seems too short for her

>>212626331
sex with white women...

I would crucify 14 million jews for a bf like this

I would sacrifice every troon to Moloch to save the life of a single Jew

>>212626431
i don't care for shrimp

>>212626422
sexo

>>212626377
/cum/ is a Japanese girl board we don't like white girl

mypoop smells like coffee

can i join your tribe

Look, all I’m saying is that the country would be way better if I was declared dictator for a period of 15 years and given absolute power

>>212626658
depends
how tough are ya'?

>>212626676
i think i have potential

>>212626466
Shrimple as that

it's over

>>212626431
Jason uses reddit?

>>212626660
*if I were declared dictator
Hypothetical; subjunctive mood

>>212626711
what is

>>212626711
>>212626711
at happened?

>>212626718
God dammit my coup attempt was foiled before it even started.
Time to kill myself.

Bright sunny days, dark sacred nights

>>212626742
Grammar Nazi counter-putsch decisive victory

>>212626777
Time to Trumpmaxx

I like hats

>>212626851
>I like hats

Sloppa

Ras Talion was once a respectable knight who single‑handedly slayed a Greater Dragon, but he lost his beloved in that same battle. Now Ras is a mercenary and a hedonist who visits brothels night after night. He’s even known throughout the empire by the derisive nickname “the Stallion.” One day, he comes face‑to‑face with the impossible—the supposedly deceased imperial princess Fiarca, his ex‑fiancée. Alive and kicking, she assigns him a mission she believes only he can accomplish. To save the empire from impending doom, he must seduce a princess of the neighboring kingdom!

>>212626914
No it's actually real. Suck a dick!!!!!!!!!!!

Indian niggas be like “lemme eat some cow doodoo and wash it down with cow weewee” lmao

The year is 2025, I am still an incel freak

>>212626966
Wasn’t replying to your picture I just wanted to write the word sloppa
Really like it
Sloppa
>>212626969
>6969
EPIC!!!
>>212626971
Be yourself. It’ll happen.

need a gf in indian dress with happy mood

>>212626982
Jason doesn't like latinas, but I would love to use her ass as a pillow as I slumber, thank you

Need $1,582,927.75

Why do brown posters have to make every post about Jason?

a happy man is a man that grins

My workwife was a Latina

>>212627114
He was obsessed with “Terrone” who was actually Brian

back from work. what did I miss?

>>212627114
i am jealous of him because he's white germanic

have to go use the water closet

>>212627209
It’s called a privy, you buffoon

>donate to stream
>streamer didnt notice
grr... >:(

>>212627251
I’ve never ever ever ever ever eeeeeever donated to a streamer

>>212627177
took my car to the car wash. if that matters. if that changes anything at all.

>>212627273
i do almost every day

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

Gonna buy a 2019 Corolla

where's the cute boy that posted his butt earlier?

>>212627177
Jason did the 900

>>212627283
it matters. you matter to me anon :)

Yea I think I’m gonna quit 4chan again. Starting to remember why I left

>>212627251
at least you didn't donate and then find out she's a fucking whore with a boyfriend

!!!

>>212627330
whats 900?

>>212627360
whats the problem
what boards do you frequent

I donate to streamers just because I like them knowing my full name

>>212627360
i dont go outside this general

>>212627389
rude

>>212627423
what's your full name? Nick Gurz?

>>212627388
Like Tony hawkings

>>212627321
Not him but I'm a fat guy and I'll show you mine if you want

>>212627484
Nu

>>212627469
let's see it big boy

>>212627469
no thanks. I only butts that are attached to thinner boys. ideally midwestern (the local diet is good for them)

>>212627385
on one hand, the word retard/tard is not at all being used in an offensive manner and we got a big fat crybaby who can't look at the positive context it is used in. on the other hand, any vtuber that mentions politics should be put to death mashallah

>>212627053
*farts in your face*