Thread 212622273

Do you have any pirates in your country?

Either now or historically?

Nope

>>212622273 (OP)
stop with the shitty game spam

>>212622300
cope
the british literally defined the pirate aesthetic, maybe 95% of notable pirates are of british extraction (including chloe price)

>>212622360
you are just butthurt that you have zero passions or interests while everyone on /int/ LOVES life is strange

>>212622273 (OP)
this shit came out when i was a teen now im 26yo. holy shit its so over AAAAAAHAHHAHA IM ALMOST 30 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>212622360
>n-NO! STOP! POST POLISH GAMES INSTEAD!

get fucked

>>212622555
to be brutally honest with you, could you really hope to achieve much in your country?

The real Gol D Roger was French

>>212622599
if i were chad, i could live a better life in nepal or somalia than any united statian normiecel could. but the reason i was attracted to life is strange is because i was already a mentalcel post puberty so it was ovER before it even began, what kind of fucked up male unironically watches hella lesbians in his free time instead of playing call of duty. just geg

>>212622665
>if i were chad, i could live a better life in nepal or somalia than any united statian normiecel could
not a chance. I don't know of a single case of someone from nepal or somalia ever being successful

the most successful guy from the true third world is this guy, amjad masad, the founder of replit

>>212622882
he's incel coded. completely chopped. this random "handsome somalian" i found on pinterest lives a better life in somalia than any unitedstatian that's not chad could ever dream of and no amount of wageslaving can change genetics

rip le menhir

>>212622931
>normal ass guy wears an eye patch
>somehow that makes him a pirate
no.

>>212622273 (OP)
Yeah, we got crusaded by the Pope of Rome. Because we were pirating the Baltic Sea.

>>212623135
interesting
what kinda boats did estonian pirates use

>>212622535
I am not a 14 year old girl, the game just didn't resonate with me

>>212623135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZIdoOCFJqs

>>212623096
>he thinks J-M wasn't a pirate

>>212623217
viking boats, we were one of the last pagans in Europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFt_OvdJUIM

>>212623245
that is exactly why the game resonates with me so strongly I think
it lets me experience life as a 14 year old girl instead of an ugly 28 year old incel freak

god I wish I was max so much

>>212623334
that's amazing

>>212623455
...

>>212623492
are you one of those who know?

>>212623245
I'm not a vigilante wearing a Halloween costume, the Batman games don't resonate with me. I'm not an enhanced cyborg wearing a super dense armor, the Halo games don't resonate with me. I'm not a mutant swordsman with magic, the Witcher games don't resonate with me.
That's how stupid you sound.

>>212623536
retard
the game was made for teenage girls, that's why I said "14 year old girl"
I don't even know how old the characters are

>>212623601
>the game was made for teenage girls
source?

>>212622273 (OP)
The most cruel pirate of them all, one piece’s Zoro’s Surname is the romanization of L’Onnolois.
Also Saint Malo started as a boucanier fortress.

>>212622273 (OP)
Does torrenting count?

>>212622557
Max is straight

>>212623918
The Courlanders were known as pirates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhrQRiU9eAQ

>>212623926
>entire game is spent developing the romantic relationship between max and chloe
>there is literally a point in the game where you can choose to kiss chloe
>niggas still say that max is straight

>>212624021
I think vikings are very different from pirates

>>212622360
>t. rollslop fan

>>212622360
what game do you play faggot? honey select? deltarune?

I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW

>>212622273 (OP)
Chloe my wife

>>212627090
fuck
entire soundtrack of the game is depressing as fuck
but i love it

>>212627154
FORGET THE HORROR HERE
FORGET THE HORROR HERE

to LiS fans itt

I HIGHLY recommend you check out edith finch

>>212622273 (OP)
>mfw there are people on /int/ right now who saved chloe instead of arcadia bay

>>212622273 (OP)
cringe tranny game

>>212627371
if that's the case you come from a cringe tranny country

>>212622360
Awesome game

>>212622361
>including chloe price
She's actually of irish-norman ancestry

I wonder if it's possible for me to marry hannah telle the voice actor for max caulfield

>>212622273 (OP)
Yes

>>212627500
>She's actually of irish-norman ancestry
>norman
ok what's your point
this guy had the same genetics and is arguably the most famous pirate of all time

>>212627371
go play fifa

>>212627581
Also forgot to say;
Fuck Chloe

>>212627219
I think I did? Name rings a bell in my head

>>212627235
I did. The Prescotts were btfoing the city anyway

>>212627601
No point. Just passin the time.

I actually bullshited about the Irish norman ancestry

>>212627500
>welsh surname
>irish-norman ancestry

>>212627713
is there any truth to the pirate accent being common in gloucestershire

>>212622273 (OP)
Yes

>>212628071
Yes, but it's far more common in Devon and Cornwall. Most people in Gloucestershire speak generic southern britbonglish, except for old and rural people.

>>212628578
Gloucestershire is kind of a richfag region now isn't it?

filled with mansions and fancy homes

>>212626656
the fuck is a rollslop
sorry I'm not familiar with /v/ermin buzzwords

>>212626960
I go outside

>>212622273 (OP)
>>212622535
Is it safe to say that /int/ is bae over bay?

yes blackbeard died right here in the sunny south

>>212629192
>>212627235
>>212627648

Apparently the percent of people who chose chloe and arcadia bay is shockingly close, almost 50/50:

>But I thought that the amount of people that choose to sacrifice arcadia bay would be higher but I was wrong , more people preferred to sacrifice her instead of the city , 48% arcadia and 52% Chloe , I was expecting like 60% for arcadia and 40% Chloe but I was wrong

I honestly expected a strong majority of players to choose chloe over a bunch of npcs

>>212622273 (OP)
What is your obsession with LiS nigger? You're 10 years late.

>>212629387
Same. Never even passed through my head to save arcadia Bay

>>212629719
Good things don't stop being good because time passed

LiS is a very immersive game. Very comfortable

>>212627605
>shitty movie but... le game actually

>>212629387
chloe is a stupid cunt, 0 reasons to save her

>>212630721
Why you say that?

>>212623334
>god I wish I was max so m-ACK!

>>212630851
Why you say that ?

>>212630746
because it's the truth
She was a shit fucking person, didn't even respect max, a bunch of "npcs" are infinitely more worth than her

I have a lot of pirate songs but I don't remember all of them

>>212630975
>I have a lot of pirate songs
post them

>>212625067
Correct, Max is straight, Warren is her boyfriend

my grandma has the same family name of one of the most famous pirates that existed in the country

>>212622273 (OP)
almost every ipod was full of pirated music before the itunes store existed

>>212630933
I like her very much

>>212632473
you've got issues

>>212632754
Just because Chloe has issues doesn't mean she doesn't deserve love
We're all broken people

I am so fucking sick of Life is Strange
I enjoyed the game
I looked at fan art occasionally and I even read 4 COMPLETE fanfictions about it but it's been a decade now and I don't understand why it's not dead and buried at this point

>>212632754
I know that
>>212633217
This. I'm deeply broken

>>212633344
Awesome game
I'll play it again Saturday

>>212629270
I’ve always thought how cool it must’ve been to be part of the team that found the queen anne’s revenge

>>212633344
The first game was simply fantastic, that's why it's the only one worth remembering. I agree it should have been just one game, it didn't need unnecessary sequels or spinoffs. Even the contrarians who hate the game, agree that the girls from the first game are cute and they like them.

>>212633344
Do you think people shouldn't read the Bible because it was published 2000 years ago?

>>212633217
that is so gay

>>212634009
people should have never read that garbage

>>212633730
I've heard that the game set in Colorado was pretty good. Not on the level of the first one but still worth playing

>>212634419
1000 years from now nobody will give a fuck about the Bible but people will still be playing and talking about life is strange

why is OP so gay in their country?

>>212634785
you hate art don't you

>>212634833
how is this game art? it's slop

Tranny game

>>212634848
Slop is my fist on your face
Respect life is strange

>>212634785
>>212634848
>>212634895
I will rape you

Life is strange has the best vibes of any game I've ever played.

>muh retarded bitch girl "friend"
>muh "vibes"
>only 2 people defending the game are both brown

>>212622273 (OP)
Is Life of Strange actually good? I thought it was generally regarded as a shit game made for tumblr lesbians. I only ever played the first like 10 minutes of the game when I was 13 back in like 2017.
>>212627219
I can vouch for this one though, game has some really great sequences and art.

>>212636393
Cope
I won't play polish games

>>212623926
>>212632063
>max canonically kisses chloe in the game
>the closest max ever gets to warren is basically telling him to fuck off

yea sure she's "straight"

>>212623515
what do you mean

i loved this game so much it was so good the vibes playing it was so nice the ambience and etc aaaaaaaaaaaa why couldnt i be born a girl in the pacific northwest

bump

TO ALL OF YOU
AMERICAN GIRLS IT'S SAD TO
IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT YOU