Thread 212627484

GNOME’d edition
Ol’ : >>212621070

>>212627411
Only /int/, and it’s not fun anymore, there’s no banter or funposting. Just the same racebait, reddit/twitter screenshots, and just general faggotry

>>212627484 (OP)
GNOME? More of a KDE Plasma man myself

I only post on /cum/

>>212627628
you should post on cum you should cum on posts

>>212627541
Have some ice cream and take a deep breath buddy

>>212627650
> you should
you shouldnt
I am such a brainlet

if your wife got in a car accident and became paralyzed would you stay with her

>>212627693
Yeah

Just ate a babybel as a snack
https://youtu.be/zqQPNohTEls?feature=shared

>>212627693
i'll cross that bridge when i come to it. there are no wives in sight

>>212627693
im not capable of finding a wife

I’ve been married for 1 year and 9 months

>>212627729
They’re actual real little cheeses I think that’s cute

>>212627774
and hows that pizza

>>212627783
I don’t follow

hangin out in destiny's offline chat

Going to shave my face and cock now and then shower also I ate too much and am feeling HELLA sick now

>>212627838
Can’t say I’m picking up what you’re putting down

sitting here at the mall for 61 minutes waiting to get a haircut. feeling very anxious and autistic because i never go anywhere by myself

>>212627995
What cut will it be champ

>>212627995
did you remember to bring your picture of jake gyllenhaal in prisoners?

>>212627677
thoughts, fk?

New car payment is ~$500/month at 6% apr but I will be paying at least $1000 to try to get it paid off quicklyer

>>212628051
Very cute
Love cats but ultimately I don’t want to have to deal with their hair everywhere and them potentially pissing and shitting on the carpets if they have a fart stuck sideways so I’ll stick to cute cat videos and pictures online

I have nobody

>>212628135
You have us

might become fat

Now I finally fucking understand why he couldn't fucking breathe fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!

just waiting outside for the dryer to be done overcooking my clothes, sipping on canned tea I got from the chink shop.
for what exactly. there's nothing

>>212628206
There’s /cum/

I hate myself irl

>>212627484 (OP)
You were suPOSSED to use those cute birds

i think it's over for this country. racism, xenophobia, and fascism are just the the norm these days. i'm probably moving to germany or the netherlands.

>>212628038
>>212628043
i’m going to CONFIDENTLY tell them i just want a trim and some feathering i like the shape i just want it to fall better and look intentional and if they fuck my shit up i’m upping the switch

>>212628135
are you a girl?

>>212627693
No, being crippled doesn't count as a sickness so I won't be angering any Gods
I signed on for a wife with two working legs, if she were crippled before then I would probably stay

>>212628084
Do you have shit credit, no down payment, or is it an expensive car

havent tugged at me pp in a while, feelin very virile

I’m going to win 11 million dollars tonight

Was just denied sex for choosing to use a condom
What the FUCK is wrong with people

>>212628206
>sipping on canned tea
DIE

all men under a certain age look exactly the same

>>212627995
Become very self-conscious about your body language, mannerisms and way you speak and it'll all be fine

>>212628375
I own those 2 pairs of glasses lol

the only thing that still felt like living was drunk driving bottle in hand.
it's as if you found your childhood again... intact where simply running on a grass field gave you ecstatic laughs.

>>212628409
my girl doesnt like condoms

>>212628414
I wish I was.

Despise drunk drivers with a passion
I wish they'd all wrap their cars around a telephone pole and get ejected out of their windows and skid across the pavement at 83mph

gnomes don't exist

let me guess, you need more?

>>212628509
I love drunk driving so much

>>212628528
i would be quite content with a place like this if i didn’t have to share it with anyone that annoys or irritates me

i need a GTA V EMP launcher so I can fuck with carfaggots.

>>212628528
No not at all
Especially if it comes with a plot of land big enough for a small garden

>>212628577
you NEED your drivers license blud

>>212628528
>path doesn't reach the road
lol

>>212628367
I have 750 credit score and car was $37k. Idk how to make credit score go higher I never missed a payment on anything I know of

>>212628509
THIS THIS SO MUCH THIS

>>212628541
DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>212628481
I just feel used you know? They didn't think I was hot, they didn't care about my personality, they just wanted me to nut in them and as soon as I said no I was blocked, not even a conversation or a simple denial

Like if that's all you were looking for, put it in your profile before I hit you up
Bet they won't delete the pics I sent even though those can't cum in them

>>212628653
which car?

>>21262865
Not bad
What was your down payment and how long are you paying for it

>>212628375
rectangle glasses wearers are catching insane strays nowadays

>>212628704
boohoo nigga i’m a truecel

>>212628693
*plows through a group of kids in my lifted truckm and doesn’t notice*

>>212628749
blah blah blah

>>212628704
tbf yes, I feel used too when I am with a girl I feel like either they like my money, my muscles, or my humor. I wish they'd get to know me more and like me as a person. I am more than my body

>shower has a very small leak
>last night clear away a piece of silicone to confirm origin of leakage
>can't fix until tomorrow so take shower today as I didn't cut the area where the water was getting through, just the outside edge
>big leak now because i guess i unsettled the whole house of cards
So that's going to be the job for tomorrow. I hate this. The prep for redoing silicone seals is tedious.

>>212628743
>>212628431
i think the trend is clear plastic hipster frames

One of my closest friends was a girl and only told me she was in love with me a year into dating my girlfriend

>jeans with the right waist size are too tight around my thighs
>jeans that fit my thighs are too big at the waist
>I hate the feeling of stretchy jeans
I just need 100% cotton jeans that will fit my thick fucking thighs
I don't even lift weight anymore, but I'm genetically predisposed to giant leg muscles

>>212628825
I am NOT whore
I'm a human being with feelings and I don't deserve being ghosted over trivialities
>>212628882
she's a bitch for that ngl

>>212628850
>have a tiny leak in my kitchen sink
>touch the pipe
>it’s so rusted through that it genuinely starts crumbling
The inspector said he checked the sink…

I wear these glasses

I cant stand video games anymore, last time i could play one for more than five minutes was over five yeats ago.
travelling feels the same everywhere one you experienced more than a dozen countries and alone it's gets boring very fast.
all the escorts that were worth a damn all vanished years ago
this phonebook took a lot of bullshit to go through to put together
drugs are always a letdown from what they're hyped as and they never feel like the first time. some are even just all downsides and nothing else.
gambling isnt funny when luck has decided to permanently leave you
working out is just a habit and even that as I get older it becomes harmful if done as often as I used to

>>212628882
>One of my closest friends was a girl and only told me she was in love with me a year into dating my girlfriend
threesome

>>212628868
those serial killer glasses?

>>212628944
i would too if i wore glasses which i never will because i don’t go to doctors

when i was a desk jockey, i wanted to blow my brains out 24/7
now that i'm a tradie, i'm fucking exhausted as soon as i touch my car to go home

there is no winning in this world

i was literally planning to buy these

>>212628957
I haven’t talked to her in years

>>212629033
I long for a life at sea

>>212628528
finna cop me one of those

>>212628918
i just want someone to love me unconditionally, but that doesnt happen so here i am. That's wht I workout so much
captch: GYMr8

>>212629068
just join the merchant marine. you get to spend half the year doing nothing

>>212629068
I want to be a lighthouse keeper

>>212629088
I felt like this in college so I stopped talking to my “bitches”
One of them got really really mad

>>212628949
have you tried fishing

>>212628949
You have like a nutrient deficiency or something

cheez-its are just square goldfish

I get really upset when I read betrayal in fiction and it confirms and reinforces my biases against forming bonds and trusting people irl.

>>212629182
goldfish taste better, but both are sneedoil slop

>>212628724
Cadillac CT6

>>212629088
Now that I've got a job maybe I'll spring for a membership somewhere because I feel what I'm doing at home isn't enough
I wanna get fit and healthy so I can live to see 2099, but I'll need to be like 112 for that

>>212629230
Are you black?

my dream is to live in rural america and have good internet connection there

>>212629150
I've not had bitches, but I've been on like 30ish dates. I've made out with plenty of women. It grosses me out that none really loved or would love me. I have this persona that most people love, but deep down I'm different. So, either I left or fucked them and left. I've never been in a long term relationship. I'm with a girl now and Ik she's with me because I make much more than her, I am funny, and I am jacked. Sad, but it is what it is

>>212629189
real people would betray you b/c you'd make a bad friend.
what do you have to offer anyone in exchange for their loyalty?

>>212629233
why are you so old and why are you here when you are so old?

>>212629274
computer generate an ai video of some
chopsticks coming in from off screen and shoveling these things into a chinamans mouth

>>212629254
Do you put effort into having a second date

my life would be better if it were like this

>>212629269
Virtue is its own reward.

>>212629342
what virtues do you have?

>>212629342
Faggot

>>212629238
White as snow

>>212629330
it easily could be just get a couple colt 45s

>>212629378
You are spiritually black

why do I care that this laundry gets clean. why do I bother getting a haircut every two weeks and showing up to work.
why do I have to.
there's no one. absolutely no one thinking about me fondly. seeking my presence, willing to have my days being part of theirs.
I keep myself fed and housed for what exactly?
why bother

>>212629375
Loyalty.

>>212629189
>>212629342
do you have a girl cock

>>212629285
I was born when I was born, and really you're only as old as you feel
habit, I've been a /cum/ regular since like 2016

>>212629329
no, because I like the chase more. It used to give me validation. I could tell when someone clearly likes me. One time a girl wanted to come to my place during the first date, I told her no and blocked her on insta...I am retarded

>>212629416
kill yourself, nafri

>>212629048
I get them from Warbly Parker

>>212629416
>I keep myself fed and housed for what exactly?
One day your leadership will turn on its people
On that day, you'll be needed

>>212629416
you are animated by the will. imagine being a lizard no friends no family solitary animal harassed and hunted by birds and frogs and shit and exposed to the elements at all times. they do it because of the inborn animal will

>>212629459
this chink website eye buy direct is cheaper. I dont wear glasses tho. I should but i dont

>>212629443
Why are you self sabotaging
I went through that too at one point and wasn’t very nice to women
Don’t have sex on the first date

>>212629541
>Why are you self sabotaging
He just said he's retarded

i forgot to buy meat yesterday, so now i'm just eating crackers and chips

Tennis is the thinking man's sport

>@thaonhichan

should i report this channel?

>>212627693
If I loved her, yes

I'm in bed(5pm)
I look like this basically on my phone reading a book

>>212629600
it's only 5pm at the latest. you can just buy more

>>212629415
I got a job tho

>>212629675
Why aren’t you at work?

>>212629541
>Don’t have sex on the first date
ik thats why I blocked her. I just want a nice woman, but I only attract bitches. Life's fucked and I stopped caring.
However, I am very nice to women. As I said, I have this facade of good personality. Also, I have great job, jacked, etc that kinda makes me a pretty good partner so I mostly attract bitches. I was talking to a girl on spectrum who was really wholesome, but she barely reciprocated so I stopped talking with her

>>212629628
if i were some team sports watching faggot this would move me but as a heem chad i am unimpressed my boy chase the dream hooper goes out there under the lights all by himself and throws hands in his boxer briefs

>>212629679
Yeah but the car says you’re black
Do you listen to rap and eat Popeye’s or Church’s?

>>212629689
I'm a MGTOW BDS NEET

>>212629746
what's BDS?

Coworker who is obviously attracted to me and wont leave me alone has a boyfriend.
I should I track this guy down and tell him his girl is emotionally cheating.
She's a cute Asian girl, but the trouble from this situation outweighs the pleasure of her potentially touching my penis.

I am a TEHG MGTOW BDS INFP-A KHTV NEET

>>212629774
Bull Docking Specialist

>>212629794
speak human

>>212629774
Boycott divest sanction

god i love posting as an anime girl
and arousing men online

>>212629818
I'm more than a human, I'm a person.

>>212629854
NEETS aren't people

>>212629726
Don’t listen to any rap
I get Popeyes every other month maybe

>>212629794
whats KHTV?

>>212629934
kissless hugless touchless(??) virgin
I'd guess

no one likes jason

>>212629934
I believe that's a
Kiss
Handholdless
Touchless
Virgn
basically he's hand zero bodily contact with a girl besides maybe his relatives his entire life

I'm a neet, but I'm not a virgin (1 body)
failed normie, me

I've stopped letting my lack of a gf affect my happiness, but if I'm still single by the time I turn 30 then I'm going to be very concerned

>>212629934
khhv (kissless hugless handholdless virgin) is my preferred acronym of choice

>>212629992
you are in the prime rib position to realize social pressures don't matter

>>212630026
how old are you now

I have a job, a wife, and a house

>>212630037
25

>>212629781
Can't you just embarass her in front of your other coworkers by bringing up her boyfriend... Or smth

>>212630049
:0

>>212630028
This is better

>>212629986
>>212629965
tf does touchless even mean? like not having touched tits? pussy? or hand? I prefer handholdess too

>>212629992
3 for me

I was almost Canadian but my parents decided not to move before I was born
Now I’m trapped in Shartmerica and Canada won’t let me in

>>212630028
>you are in the prime rib position to realize social pressures don't matter
I won't lie and say that I'm completely free from social pressures, but I feel absolutely no shame about my life now and wish I could live this exact way forever

all you guys talk about is how your life's miserable

>>212630049
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

I am a TEHG MGTOW BDS INFP-A KHTV DSA D.A.R.E. HIKKI NEET

>>212630070
I prefer to avoid conflict rather than create it, so I'll just keep things professional and bank on her being too nervous to make a move.
My ego is boosted though, this is what's called a "good problem to have"

>>212629965
It's that. Newfags who didn't use /r9k/ before 2014 and parody our vernacular say other things.

I am a shtsplcb (sex having toe sucking partner loving cool boy)

>>212630088
Touchless means touchless
he's never brushed his arm against a girls
no accidental butt touches
no handholding
no high-fives
no hugs
no back touches
no shoulder leans
no forehead presses
no head knocks
no handshakes
no hand size comparisons
no under the table leg brushes
no indirect kisses
Nothing, not even a punch

>>212630213
This is actually possible for Jason since his parents made the irresponsible decision to homeschool him.

>>212630213
does this also mean no cuddling?

realistically, the T in KHTV can only come about from homeschooling or the like
In school there are normal situations such that you would at least accidentally touch the opposite gender

>>212630256
Yes

>>212630256
Cuddling involves touching

it's over

>>212630245
jason is such a fucking loser

jason is the last samurai

It's crazy, Jason is far from the ugliest man in this thread, he's not bad looking.
The issue is his personality and stubbornness.

i think it's funny how teachers rape more kids than c*tholics

>>212630260
>realistically
We live in Hell

>>212630245
There are no parents, just parent
He was raised by a single mom

>>212629794
>TEHG
?

>>212630314
?

I know Jason irl
You guys have no fucking clue

>>212630276
>>212630270
cuddling feels good. it feels amazing when a woman lays on your chest tho :(

>>212630368
Cuddling is superior to sex

i HATE being a dap-up-less male

hason needs an ass beating

I'm an outsider. I do not share anything in common with normalfags. You think you're quirky but you're just a failed normalfag at best. You don't know what it's like being a true outcast.

The intense pressure and simultaneous freedom I've experienced has shaped my psyche into such a state that I have reached philosophical heights so high I've left my humanity behind.

Women have a thin layer of fat under all of their skin that men do not. It makes every part of them soft to the touch. It feels incredible

>>212630388
You know what, me too
I haven't dabbed a bro up since I moved away from my home state a year ago

>>212630387
that and making out esp when the girl is passionate too.

>>212630349
TEHG stands for "trans exclusionary half gay"

>>212630431
Especially when you’re a little bit drunk desu

gayson will die a virgin

just came back from the outside. thank god for the computer

>>212630487
it can't happen soon enough

>>212630414
This is also why their weight gain is often distributed in a more attractive manner than men, since it goes to this layer and enhances their features

One time a girls thigh kept bouncing onto my arm on a packed bus and i got an erection

>>212630476
you are making me remember things. i'm going to meet my gf this sunday!

>>212630414
Menbros, why do women have a thin layer of fat under their skin and we don't?

How does Jasons mom feel about never having grandkids
Usually makes mombergs seethe

>>212630543
You are brown and poor

>>212630565
wot?

>>212630547
Women are meant to be soft and cute

>>212630547
Nature handing out Ls to trangang

Imagine touching a Spanish girl

>>212630550
He's still young he could get a gf yet

my dildo hasn't arrived yet

>>212630575
Idk I just like to insult people out of nowhere to see how they react

>>212630700
what did you expect after insulting me?

>>212630687
Forgot your anime reaction image

Yea I’m leaving 4chan again, it was fun the first few days I was back, but now I’m seeing why I left in the first place. I’ll probably come back when a major happening occurs

>>212630638
He’s trooning out

i may be poor, but at least i'm not br*wn

>>212630743
i cant post images in incognito mode

check this guy out. this is the coolest thing you'll see today:

being a loser isn't funny. it's wrong

>I’ll probably come back when a major happening occurs
hard to believe there are people like this who think anyone cares to hear what they have to say

>>212630700
mexichulo...

>>212630783
who decides what a loser is? The majority? The majority of people are fat, mouth-breathing retards

I want to be set on fire

jason what do you goon to

>>212630687
as it happens my sleeve came today but the darn thing didn't come with cleaning instructs

>>212630776
What asshole named that bird dry pubes

and even these fat retards have a more rewarding social and romantic life than you

>>212630844
clean with warm water and a mild dish soap

>>212630866
and they associate with other fat retards
when you aren't a fat retard, that is not very appealing

>>212630734
A funny, silly or harmful reaction

how about this rain

>>212630996
it's not raining man

Hehehe

so my attempt at replacing the suspension springs in my washing machine was an abject failure so I now have a new washing machine and $650 less in my bank account

>>212631039
when old school meets new

I feel like 1.2kg of meat is not a lot

>>212631099
XCOM 2 became fun once I turned off the turn timers

>>212631081
That's enough meat for a dinner with a family of 4.

achievement unlocked: piss blood and shit blood at the same time

>>212631165
Ideally this is what we would all look like/ be doing with each other

>>212631165
me on the right

>>212631176
>turned off the turn timers
It’s a default Advanced Option in the WotC DLC now so I think the devs agree

>>212631234
you ok?

>>212631355
i hope not

im a failure

Why does everything have to be bad? I'm shooting myself in the head tonight. Fuck this life
I hate you all

what's your proposition

>>212631388
shooting youself in the head is avery soyjak thing to do anon
stick it out

Sometimes I look at a woman's face and i see female version of a man

>>212631467
what is blud waffling about

>>212631388
don't be a stupid faggot, there's people here with real problems and you're making light of it.

Eating some pizza of anonymous age and origin I found in the lunchroom at work

>>212630127
it's lifefuel for the more fortunate

A lot of depressing in this /cum/-edition. You should share something postive once in a while!

>>212631467
I know what you mean. Not in an ugly way though

>>212630127
im pretty content

>>212631571
Vendy is cute

If I didn't have to work and still had a livable amount of money i would be happy forever

>>212631581
what did you get on your SATs

>>212631592
She looks very cute but seems kinda young. Not a fan of women's tennis but I have noticed that most Slavic players look very sexy.

savescumming because fuck this rng bullsheit

how do i level up my cock

>>212631623
i don't remember but it wasn't good

>>212631467
>Sometimes I look at a woman's face and i see female version of a man
me when see my reflection

>>212631651
Did you try jelqing?

>>212631631
doki doki

>>212631688
i heard that doesnt work

What I just heard from the bathroom next to my room, occupied by my sister and her friend:
>Really? Just now?
>Yes
>What size?
>Super
>Well, that rucking sucks. At least it won't be too bad now, since it just started
Why are women so gross?

literally have never heard a positive story of jelqing
it’s always “yeah I have ED now because of jelqing”

>>212631719
says the sink pissing animal

Does anyone else do this?

>>212631717
Well, maybe then a penis enlargement surgery might be an option for you.

>>212631750
I'm surprised anyone here remembers that episode. Itxs the same friend, too

>>212631761
No I also don't use that bib thing either

>>212631761
not to that degree
covering the part m’cheeks touch is enough

>>212631779
it was like 2 days ago

>>212631761
I don't shit in public, or anywhere that's not my home desu

>>212631813
Yes, but I didn't get many (You)s

>i don't know how to kick someone's ass over zoom but I'll figure it out
The new KotH is universe destroying black hole level coal

As soon as my life feels like it's at least stablizing, like i'm reaching some kind of homeostatis, i get hit with something new
Currently super sick. i haven't felt this bad in a while
God is trying his best to exterminate me, but I'm going to kill that faggot first

I need me some purple or scarlet robes to wear around
I feel I could stand to look a bit more regal

>>212631864
Reboots are always shitty. everything gets rebooted these days for the lazy cash grab
they don't care if you think it's good, as long as you watch it anyway

>>212631841
It was worth a chuckle but not a reply

Women stare at me like they've just discovered some baffling incomprehensible creature they can't wrap their head around
like the way you'd look at some insane junkie ranting on a street corner is how they look at me: with a mix of trepidation, curiosity, fear, and confusion

Breasts

>waiting a few minutes before replying so you don't look needy
Idc when it's with guys, but with women it is absolutely necessary. Sad, but true

>>212631864
Sounds like something Hank would say tbqf, I could see him threatening to kick someone's ass over the phone, in fact I'm sure he did

>>212631947
why did that DUMB BITCH get a backwards tattoo that doesn't mean anything what the FUCK is her problem

You're never too old to be on the 'tok

>>212631941
Ironically, physiclaly expressing discomfort or timidity in public makes people more likely to stare at you or look at you with suspicion
Eyes forward and level, chest open and you'll experience this less often

anyone have recs on the best way to get sell of some old DVDs and Blu-Rays? i'd like to make some money off of them if possible, if i can't do that then i'd just go ahead and dump them at Goodwill.

>>212631991
Ask chat gpt

should I purchase an "Adult on Board" bumper sticker

maybe the maasai are right and it is weird how we fetishize breasts

>>212632018
if you waste all of your money that's actually good for the economy

>>212632018
purchase an "faggot retard on Board" bumper sticker
it would fit you well

>>212632031
or maybe they're just fucking FAGGOTS

Momberg is talking about moving to Kentucky.

>>212631979
>I AM ME

>>212632018
Depends. How much reddit karma do you have?

>>212632044
nice one. did you think that up all by yourself?

gonna take a nap

>>212632031
Are they obsessed with asses or something? It's perfectly rational to find breasts attractive as it directly relates to the survival of your potential offspring

>>212632054
She warned you about that chicken
See what you've caused?

>>212632065
is that enough

>>212632054
Do you think she's gonna take you along?

>>212632075
No I asked your mom for help

>>212632107
QRD on the chicken episode?

CHICKEN EPISODE

That new sucks, make another one

>>212629628
That's nice but this guy has no idea what it's like to be a dirt poor athlete betting their life on a gamble they might be good enough to make it. Tennis players are usually in better shape as you need a rich parent or benefactor just to get in to that sport as a junior.

>>212631559
I regret this, im already feeling queasy. Hopefully it's psychological but it did look old

>>212632680
before you die you should know there's a new thread

Eating a fruit cocktail