GNOMEโd edition
Olโ :
>>212621070
>>212627411Only /int/, and itโs not fun anymore, thereโs no banter or funposting. Just the same racebait, reddit/twitter screenshots, and just general faggotry
>>212627484 (OP)GNOME? More of a KDE Plasma man myself
>>212627628you should post on cum you should cum on posts
>>212627541Have some ice cream and take a deep breath buddy
>>212627650> you shouldyou shouldnt
I am such a brainlet
if your wife got in a car accident and became paralyzed would you stay with her
Just ate a babybel as a snack
https://youtu.be/zqQPNohTEls?feature=shared
>>212627693i'll cross that bridge when i come to it. there are no wives in sight
>>212627693im not capable of finding a wife
Iโve been married for 1 year and 9 months
>>212627729Theyโre actual real little cheeses I think thatโs cute
>>212627774and hows that pizza
>>212627783I donโt follow
hangin out in destiny's offline chat
Going to shave my face and cock now and then shower also I ate too much and am feeling HELLA sick now
>>212627838Canโt say Iโm picking up what youโre putting down
sitting here at the mall for 61 minutes waiting to get a haircut. feeling very anxious and autistic because i never go anywhere by myself
>>212627995What cut will it be champ
>>212627995did you remember to bring your picture of jake gyllenhaal in prisoners?
New car payment is ~$500/month at 6% apr but I will be paying at least $1000 to try to get it paid off quicklyer
>>212628051Very cute
Love cats but ultimately I donโt want to have to deal with their hair everywhere and them potentially pissing and shitting on the carpets if they have a fart stuck sideways so Iโll stick to cute cat videos and pictures online
Now I finally fucking understand why he couldn't fucking breathe fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!
just waiting outside for the dryer to be done overcooking my clothes, sipping on canned tea I got from the chink shop.
for what exactly. there's nothing
>>212628206Thereโs /cum/
>>212627484 (OP)You were suPOSSED to use those cute birds
i think it's over for this country. racism, xenophobia, and fascism are just the the norm these days. i'm probably moving to germany or the netherlands.
>>212628038>>212628043iโm going to CONFIDENTLY tell them i just want a trim and some feathering i like the shape i just want it to fall better and look intentional and if they fuck my shit up iโm upping the switch
>>212628135are you a girl?
>>212627693No, being crippled doesn't count as a sickness so I won't be angering any Gods
I signed on for a wife with two working legs, if she were crippled before then I would probably stay
>>212628084Do you have shit credit, no down payment, or is it an expensive car
havent tugged at me pp in a while, feelin very virile
Iโm going to win 11 million dollars tonight
Was just denied sex for choosing to use a condom
What the FUCK is wrong with people
>>212628206>sipping on canned teaDIE
all men under a certain age look exactly the same
>>212627995Become very self-conscious about your body language, mannerisms and way you speak and it'll all be fine
>>212628375I own those 2 pairs of glasses lol
the only thing that still felt like living was drunk driving bottle in hand.
it's as if you found your childhood again... intact where simply running on a grass field gave you ecstatic laughs.
>>212628409my girl doesnt like condoms
Despise drunk drivers with a passion
I wish they'd all wrap their cars around a telephone pole and get ejected out of their windows and skid across the pavement at 83mph
let me guess, you need more?
>>212628509I love drunk driving so much
>>212628528i would be quite content with a place like this if i didnโt have to share it with anyone that annoys or irritates me
i need a GTA V EMP launcher so I can fuck with carfaggots.
>>212628528No not at all
Especially if it comes with a plot of land big enough for a small garden
>>212628577you NEED your drivers license blud
>>212628528>path doesn't reach the roadlol
>>212628367I have 750 credit score and car was $37k. Idk how to make credit score go higher I never missed a payment on anything I know of
>>212628509THIS THIS SO MUCH THIS
>>212628541DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>212628481I just feel used you know? They didn't think I was hot, they didn't care about my personality, they just wanted me to nut in them and as soon as I said no I was blocked, not even a conversation or a simple denial
Like if that's all you were looking for, put it in your profile before I hit you up
Bet they won't delete the pics I sent even though those can't cum in them
>>21262865Not bad
What was your down payment and how long are you paying for it
>>212628375rectangle glasses wearers are catching insane strays nowadays
>>212628704boohoo nigga iโm a truecel
>>212628693*plows through a group of kids in my lifted truckm and doesnโt notice*
>>212628749blah blah blah
>>212628704tbf yes, I feel used too when I am with a girl I feel like either they like my money, my muscles, or my humor. I wish they'd get to know me more and like me as a person. I am more than my body
>shower has a very small leak
>last night clear away a piece of silicone to confirm origin of leakage
>can't fix until tomorrow so take shower today as I didn't cut the area where the water was getting through, just the outside edge
>big leak now because i guess i unsettled the whole house of cards
So that's going to be the job for tomorrow. I hate this. The prep for redoing silicone seals is tedious.
>>212628743>>212628431i think the trend is clear plastic hipster frames
One of my closest friends was a girl and only told me she was in love with me a year into dating my girlfriend
>jeans with the right waist size are too tight around my thighs
>jeans that fit my thighs are too big at the waist
>I hate the feeling of stretchy jeans
I just need 100% cotton jeans that will fit my thick fucking thighs
I don't even lift weight anymore, but I'm genetically predisposed to giant leg muscles
>>212628825I am NOT whore
I'm a human being with feelings and I don't deserve being ghosted over trivialities
>>212628882she's a bitch for that ngl
>>212628850>have a tiny leak in my kitchen sink>touch the pipe>itโs so rusted through that it genuinely starts crumbling The inspector said he checked the sinkโฆ
I cant stand video games anymore, last time i could play one for more than five minutes was over five yeats ago.
travelling feels the same everywhere one you experienced more than a dozen countries and alone it's gets boring very fast.
all the escorts that were worth a damn all vanished years ago
this phonebook took a lot of bullshit to go through to put together
drugs are always a letdown from what they're hyped as and they never feel like the first time. some are even just all downsides and nothing else.
gambling isnt funny when luck has decided to permanently leave you
working out is just a habit and even that as I get older it becomes harmful if done as often as I used to
>>212628882>One of my closest friends was a girl and only told me she was in love with me a year into dating my girlfriendthreesome
>>212628868those serial killer glasses?
>>212628944i would too if i wore glasses which i never will because i donโt go to doctors
when i was a desk jockey, i wanted to blow my brains out 24/7
now that i'm a tradie, i'm fucking exhausted as soon as i touch my car to go home
there is no winning in this world
i was literally planning to buy these
>>212628957I havenโt talked to her in years
>>212629033I long for a life at sea
>>212628528 finna cop me one of those
>>212628918i just want someone to love me unconditionally, but that doesnt happen so here i am. That's wht I workout so much
captch: GYMr8
>>212629068just join the merchant marine. you get to spend half the year doing nothing
>>212629068I want to be a lighthouse keeper
>>212629088I felt like this in college so I stopped talking to my โbitchesโ
One of them got really really mad
>>212628949have you tried fishing
>>212628949You have like a nutrient deficiency or something
cheez-its are just square goldfish
I get really upset when I read betrayal in fiction and it confirms and reinforces my biases against forming bonds and trusting people irl.
>>212629182goldfish taste better, but both are sneedoil slop
>>212629088Now that I've got a job maybe I'll spring for a membership somewhere because I feel what I'm doing at home isn't enough
I wanna get fit and healthy so I can live to see 2099, but I'll need to be like 112 for that
>>212629230Are you black?
my dream is to live in rural america and have good internet connection there
>>212629150I've not had bitches, but I've been on like 30ish dates. I've made out with plenty of women. It grosses me out that none really loved or would love me. I have this persona that most people love, but deep down I'm different. So, either I left or fucked them and left. I've never been in a long term relationship. I'm with a girl now and Ik she's with me because I make much more than her, I am funny, and I am jacked. Sad, but it is what it is
>>212629189real people would betray you b/c you'd make a bad friend.
what do you have to offer anyone in exchange for their loyalty?
>>212629233why are you so old and why are you here when you are so old?
>>212629274computer generate an ai video of some
chopsticks coming in from off screen and shoveling these things into a chinamans mouth
>>212629254Do you put effort into having a second date
my life would be better if it were like this
>>212629269Virtue is its own reward.
>>212629342what virtues do you have?
>>212629330it easily could be just get a couple colt 45s
>>212629378You are spiritually black
why do I care that this laundry gets clean. why do I bother getting a haircut every two weeks and showing up to work.
why do I have to.
there's no one. absolutely no one thinking about me fondly. seeking my presence, willing to have my days being part of theirs.
I keep myself fed and housed for what exactly?
why bother
>>212629189>>212629342do you have a girl cock
>>212629285I was born when I was born, and really you're only as old as you feel
habit, I've been a /cum/ regular since like 2016
>>212629329no, because I like the chase more. It used to give me validation. I could tell when someone clearly likes me. One time a girl wanted to come to my place during the first date, I told her no and blocked her on insta...I am retarded
>>212629416kill yourself, nafri
>>212629048I get them from Warbly Parker
>>212629416>I keep myself fed and housed for what exactly?One day your leadership will turn on its people
On that day, you'll be needed
>>212629416you are animated by the will. imagine being a lizard no friends no family solitary animal harassed and hunted by birds and frogs and shit and exposed to the elements at all times. they do it because of the inborn animal will
>>212629459this chink website eye buy direct is cheaper. I dont wear glasses tho. I should but i dont
>>212629443Why are you self sabotaging
I went through that too at one point and wasnโt very nice to women
Donโt have sex on the first date
>>212629541>Why are you self sabotagingHe just said he's retarded
i forgot to buy meat yesterday, so now i'm just eating crackers and chips
Tennis is the thinking man's sport
>@thaonhichan
should i report this channel?
>>212627693If I loved her, yes
I'm in bed(5pm)
I look like this basically on my phone reading a book
>>212629600it's only 5pm at the latest. you can just buy more
>>212629415I got a job tho
>>212629675Why arenโt you at work?
>>212629541>Donโt have sex on the first dateik thats why I blocked her. I just want a nice woman, but I only attract bitches. Life's fucked and I stopped caring.
However, I am very nice to women. As I said, I have this facade of good personality. Also, I have great job, jacked, etc that kinda makes me a pretty good partner so I mostly attract bitches. I was talking to a girl on spectrum who was really wholesome, but she barely reciprocated so I stopped talking with her
>>212629628if i were some team sports watching faggot this would move me but as a heem chad i am unimpressed my boy chase the dream hooper goes out there under the lights all by himself and throws hands in his boxer briefs
>>212629679Yeah but the car says youโre black
Do you listen to rap and eat Popeyeโs or Churchโs?
>>212629689I'm a MGTOW BDS NEET
>when gayson doesn't attach an avatar to his post and i accidentally read it
Coworker who is obviously attracted to me and wont leave me alone has a boyfriend.
I should I track this guy down and tell him his girl is emotionally cheating.
She's a cute Asian girl, but the trouble from this situation outweighs the pleasure of her potentially touching my penis.
I am a TEHG MGTOW BDS INFP-A KHTV NEET
>>212629774Bull Docking Specialist
>>212629774Boycott divest sanction
god i love posting as an anime girl
and arousing men online
>>212629818I'm more than a human, I'm a person.
>>212629854NEETS aren't people
>>212629726Donโt listen to any rap
I get Popeyes every other month maybe
>>212629934kissless hugless touchless(??) virgin
I'd guess
>>212629934I believe that's a
Kiss
Handholdless
Touchless
Virgn
basically he's hand zero bodily contact with a girl besides maybe his relatives his entire life
I'm a neet, but I'm not a virgin (1 body)
failed normie, me
I've stopped letting my lack of a gf affect my happiness, but if I'm still single by the time I turn 30 then I'm going to be very concerned
>>212629934khhv (kissless hugless handholdless virgin) is my preferred acronym of choice
>>212629992you are in the prime rib position to realize social pressures don't matter
>>212630026how old are you now
I have a job, a wife, and a house
>>212629781Can't you just embarass her in front of your other coworkers by bringing up her boyfriend... Or smth
>>212630028This is better
>>212629986>>212629965tf does touchless even mean? like not having touched tits? pussy? or hand? I prefer handholdess too
>>2126299923 for me
I was almost Canadian but my parents decided not to move before I was born
Now Iโm trapped in Shartmerica and Canada wonโt let me in
>>212630028>you are in the prime rib position to realize social pressures don't matterI won't lie and say that I'm completely free from social pressures, but I feel absolutely no shame about my life now and wish I could live this exact way forever
all you guys talk about is how your life's miserable
>>212630049THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
I am a TEHG MGTOW BDS INFP-A KHTV DSA D.A.R.E. HIKKI NEET
>>212630070I prefer to avoid conflict rather than create it, so I'll just keep things professional and bank on her being too nervous to make a move.
My ego is boosted though, this is what's called a "good problem to have"
>>212629965It's that. Newfags who didn't use /r9k/ before 2014 and parody our vernacular say other things.
I am a shtsplcb (sex having toe sucking partner loving cool boy)
>>212630088Touchless means touchless
he's never brushed his arm against a girls
no accidental butt touches
no handholding
no high-fives
no hugs
no back touches
no shoulder leans
no forehead presses
no head knocks
no handshakes
no hand size comparisons
no under the table leg brushes
no indirect kisses
Nothing, not even a punch
>>212630213This is actually possible for Jason since his parents made the irresponsible decision to homeschool him.
>>212630213does this also mean no cuddling?
realistically, the T in KHTV can only come about from homeschooling or the like
In school there are normal situations such that you would at least accidentally touch the opposite gender
>>212630256Cuddling involves touching
>>212630245jason is such a fucking loser
jason is the last samurai
It's crazy, Jason is far from the ugliest man in this thread, he's not bad looking.
The issue is his personality and stubbornness.
i think it's funny how teachers rape more kids than c*tholics
>>212630260>realisticallyWe live in Hell
>>212630245There are no parents, just parent
He was raised by a single mom
I know Jason irl
You guys have no fucking clue
>>212630276>>212630270cuddling feels good. it feels amazing when a woman lays on your chest tho :(
>>212630368Cuddling is superior to sex
i HATE being a dap-up-less male
hason needs an ass beating
I'm an outsider. I do not share anything in common with normalfags. You think you're quirky but you're just a failed normalfag at best. You don't know what it's like being a true outcast.
The intense pressure and simultaneous freedom I've experienced has shaped my psyche into such a state that I have reached philosophical heights so high I've left my humanity behind.
Women have a thin layer of fat under all of their skin that men do not. It makes every part of them soft to the touch. It feels incredible
>>212630388You know what, me too
I haven't dabbed a bro up since I moved away from my home state a year ago
>>212630387that and making out esp when the girl is passionate too.
>>212630349TEHG stands for "trans exclusionary half gay"
>>212630431Especially when youโre a little bit drunk desu
just came back from the outside. thank god for the computer
>>212630487it can't happen soon enough
>>212630414This is also why their weight gain is often distributed in a more attractive manner than men, since it goes to this layer and enhances their features
One time a girls thigh kept bouncing onto my arm on a packed bus and i got an erection
>>212630476you are making me remember things. i'm going to meet my gf this sunday!
>>212630414Menbros, why do women have a thin layer of fat under their skin and we don't?
How does Jasons mom feel about never having grandkids
Usually makes mombergs seethe
>>212630543You are brown and poor
>>212630547Women are meant to be soft and cute
>>212630547Nature handing out Ls to trangang
Imagine touching a Spanish girl
>>212630550He's still young he could get a gf yet
my dildo hasn't arrived yet
>>212630575Idk I just like to insult people out of nowhere to see how they react
>>212630700what did you expect after insulting me?
>>212630687Forgot your anime reaction image
Yea Iโm leaving 4chan again, it was fun the first few days I was back, but now Iโm seeing why I left in the first place. Iโll probably come back when a major happening occurs
>>212630638Heโs trooning out
i may be poor, but at least i'm not br*wn
>>212630743i cant post images in incognito mode
check this guy out. this is the coolest thing you'll see today:
being a loser isn't funny. it's wrong
>Iโll probably come back when a major happening occurs
hard to believe there are people like this who think anyone cares to hear what they have to say
>>212630783who decides what a loser is? The majority? The majority of people are fat, mouth-breathing retards
jason what do you goon to
>>212630687as it happens my sleeve came today but the darn thing didn't come with cleaning instructs
>>212630776What asshole named that bird dry pubes
and even these fat retards have a more rewarding social and romantic life than you
>>212630844clean with warm water and a mild dish soap
>>212630866and they associate with other fat retards
when you aren't a fat retard, that is not very appealing
>>212630734A funny, silly or harmful reaction
>>212630996it's not raining man
so my attempt at replacing the suspension springs in my washing machine was an abject failure so I now have a new washing machine and $650 less in my bank account
>>212631039when old school meets new
I feel like 1.2kg of meat is not a lot
>>212631099XCOM 2 became fun once I turned off the turn timers
>>212631081That's enough meat for a dinner with a family of 4.
achievement unlocked: piss blood and shit blood at the same time
>>212631165Ideally this is what we would all look like/ be doing with each other
>>212631165me on the right
>>212631176>turned off the turn timersItโs a default Advanced Option in the WotC DLC now so I think the devs agree
Why does everything have to be bad? I'm shooting myself in the head tonight. Fuck this life
I hate you all
>>212631388shooting youself in the head is avery soyjak thing to do anon
stick it out
Sometimes I look at a woman's face and i see female version of a man
>>212631467what is blud waffling about
>>212631388don't be a stupid faggot, there's people here with real problems and you're making light of it.
Eating some pizza of anonymous age and origin I found in the lunchroom at work
>>212630127it's lifefuel for the more fortunate
A lot of depressing in this /cum/-edition. You should share something postive once in a while!
>>212631467I know what you mean. Not in an ugly way though
>>212630127im pretty content
If I didn't have to work and still had a livable amount of money i would be happy forever
>>212631581what did you get on your SATs
>>212631592She looks very cute but seems kinda young. Not a fan of women's tennis but I have noticed that most Slavic players look very sexy.
savescumming because fuck this rng bullsheit
how do i level up my cock
>>212631623i don't remember but it wasn't good
>>212631467>Sometimes I look at a woman's face and i see female version of a manme when see my reflection
>>212631651Did you try jelqing?
>>212631688i heard that doesnt work
What I just heard from the bathroom next to my room, occupied by my sister and her friend:
>Really? Just now?
>Yes
>What size?
>Super
>Well, that rucking sucks. At least it won't be too bad now, since it just started
Why are women so gross?
literally have never heard a positive story of jelqing
itโs always โyeah I have ED now because of jelqingโ
>>212631719says the sink pissing animal
Does anyone else do this?
>>212631717Well, maybe then a penis enlargement surgery might be an option for you.
>>212631750I'm surprised anyone here remembers that episode. Itxs the same friend, too
>>212631761No I also don't use that bib thing either
>>212631761not to that degree
covering the part mโcheeks touch is enough
>>212631779it was like 2 days ago
>>212631761I don't shit in public, or anywhere that's not my home desu
>>212631813Yes, but I didn't get many (You)s
>i don't know how to kick someone's ass over zoom but I'll figure it out
The new KotH is universe destroying black hole level coal
As soon as my life feels like it's at least stablizing, like i'm reaching some kind of homeostatis, i get hit with something new
Currently super sick. i haven't felt this bad in a while
God is trying his best to exterminate me, but I'm going to kill that faggot first
I need me some purple or scarlet robes to wear around
I feel I could stand to look a bit more regal
>>212631864Reboots are always shitty. everything gets rebooted these days for the lazy cash grab
they don't care if you think it's good, as long as you watch it anyway
>>212631841It was worth a chuckle but not a reply
Women stare at me like they've just discovered some baffling incomprehensible creature they can't wrap their head around
like the way you'd look at some insane junkie ranting on a street corner is how they look at me: with a mix of trepidation, curiosity, fear, and confusion
>waiting a few minutes before replying so you don't look needy
Idc when it's with guys, but with women it is absolutely necessary. Sad, but true
>>212631864Sounds like something Hank would say tbqf, I could see him threatening to kick someone's ass over the phone, in fact I'm sure he did
>>212631947why did that DUMB BITCH get a backwards tattoo that doesn't mean anything what the FUCK is her problem
You're never too old to be on the 'tok
>>212631941Ironically, physiclaly expressing discomfort or timidity in public makes people more likely to stare at you or look at you with suspicion
Eyes forward and level, chest open and you'll experience this less often
anyone have recs on the best way to get sell of some old DVDs and Blu-Rays? i'd like to make some money off of them if possible, if i can't do that then i'd just go ahead and dump them at Goodwill.
should I purchase an "Adult on Board" bumper sticker
maybe the maasai are right and it is weird how we fetishize breasts
>>212632018if you waste all of your money that's actually good for the economy
>>212632018purchase an "faggot retard on Board" bumper sticker
it would fit you well
>>212632031or maybe they're just fucking FAGGOTS
Momberg is talking about moving to Kentucky.
>>212632018Depends. How much reddit karma do you have?
>>212632044nice one. did you think that up all by yourself?
>>212632031Are they obsessed with asses or something? It's perfectly rational to find breasts attractive as it directly relates to the survival of your potential offspring
>>212632054She warned you about that chicken
See what you've caused?
dd213
md5: 485148ad28c4aaf185a8003bb43f93a1
๐
>>212632065is that enough
>>212632054Do you think she's gonna take you along?
>>212632075No I asked your mom for help
>>212632107QRD on the chicken episode?
That new sucks, make another one
>>212629628That's nice but this guy has no idea what it's like to be a dirt poor athlete betting their life on a gamble they might be good enough to make it. Tennis players are usually in better shape as you need a rich parent or benefactor just to get in to that sport as a junior.
>>212631559I regret this, im already feeling queasy. Hopefully it's psychological but it did look old
>>212632680before you die you should know there's a new thread