ITT: Post a sentence in your language and Americans try to read it out

>>212634696 (OP)
Vou-te estuprar o cuzinho e bezuntar meita na tua cara

>>212634732
https://voca.ro/18gT3EmjqtL8

>>212634696 (OP)
Wir suchen dich.

>>212634696 (OP)
Καλημέρα κόσμε!

>>212634750
https://voca.ro/1lgrWMWokX6F

>>212634760
https://voca.ro/1jBT3lQkk1CI

>>212634696 (OP)
lah inel taboun mouk

>>212634798
https://voca.ro/1ipBxWUWFnDQ

>>212634777
Bretty gud, also lucky trips checked

>>212634821
nice!

>>212634853
>>212634869
On a scale of 1/10 how close was I

>>212634696 (OP)
אני לא מבין איך אתה אמור לנסות לקרוא את המשפטים בשפה שלי אבל אתה ביקשת את זה אז תהנה

>>212634968
https://voca.ro/1zaNRsUrlnKB

>>212634901
I'd say 8/10.

>>212634901
6/10 all things considered
our dialect is a pain in the ass for other arabs even let alone someone who isn't at all familiar with the language

Vapaa-aika kuluu korttia pelatessa ja kaljaa juodessa.

>>212635114
https://voca.ro/1gH7vPsVq0Nw

>>212635024

someone do a BBC jokes in their language

Še kikl'co prodala bom, za sladko vince dala bom, ne grem, ne grem, ne grem domov, saj žejna sem zelo

>>212635528
https://voca.ro/15xwQNpIskN8

>>212635528
https://voca.ro/1eFNVhn6e0ul

>>212635562
>>212635570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2noqoWzSC4Y

>>212635624
video is unavailable

>>212634696 (OP)
Ik wil dood dus ik ga mijzelf ophangen.

morsan åt kött stekt i rapsolja när hon var gravid med mig och ja ni kan väl ana hur mitt liv blev.

>>212635630
oh well, it's an old drinking rhyme. I can at least give you the translation
>I will even sell my tiny skirt, give it away for sweet wine, I won't I won't I won't go home, because I am thirsty indeed!

>>212635688
https://voca.ro/1hitoAH0s4pT
>>212635720
https://voca.ro/16bMZkwPu38C

>>212635024
Tehana indeed

>>212635751
Dude are you Indian lol?

Also, try to guess what means. It's very easy if you speak English.

>>212635751
thank you burgerfren

>>212635782
No I’m ethnically Swedish I just have a chud voice
“I will die from hanging myself”?

>>212635849
Close:

Ik wil dood dus ik ga mijzelf op-hang-en.
I want to be dead thus I'll go and hang myself.

Almost every word is interchangeable.

Det etums lairre i rimboiba, ein zoch kuchen begalef.

>>212636121
https://voca.ro/16lvbUtxj61c

Scribere proposui de contemptu mundano,
Jam est hora surgere de somno mortis vano

>>212636167
https://voca.ro/156ByyaOxPHM

>>212636186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuvR8bJcKzk
hearing that in a Jeet accent was pretty wild lol

>>212635720
whats up pewds

חַדְרן חָרֵדן חָדַר לחַדְרי חֲרֵדִים, לחַדְרי חֲרֵדִים חָדַר חַדְרן חָרֵדן

>>212635849
>I’m ethnically Swedish
Are you that anon from Minnesota?

>>212636313
https://voca.ro/1mkgCmijytGG
>>212636389
No I’m from Illinois, if you know what to search up you can find my face in the archives

>>212636167
https://voca.ro/1fMvqLCqFUNF
>>212635720
https://voca.ro/117UH6Dzgw6p
>>212635528
https://voca.ro/1mSjzxfXfePc
>>212635114
https://voca.ro/1mSjzxfXfePc
>>212634798
https://voca.ro/182aTMz2QtJb
>>212634732
https://voca.ro/1Y8SqCqzJ4SR

>>212636571
someone comment about my accents bloody bhenchod bastards

>>212636571
>>212636727
You kinda have a gay-sounding voice no offense, are you Indian by chance?

>>212636418
kek

>>212636571
Shiva fucking Christ, Sanjay, you killed še kikl'co prodala bom! Good job, man!

>>212636770
no im not gay nor indian

>>212636801
i cant tell if thats sarcarsm

>>212636829
it's not, you really got it down good

>>212635024
The Pharaoh's curse

>>212636571
oops i forgot to record the finnish one
https://voca.ro/1bEc5yqBfxSo