Thread 212638044

Skyline Chili edition

Previous: >>212636927

Is the German actually 45
Is there good evidence for this?

Billions must die

>>212638056
Maybe he's friends with H.P. Baxxxter. YUH! EVERYBODYYY! TIE YOUR SHOES! RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE ICE CREAM VAN!

>>212638056
I think he's mid 30s

just hydrated (drank kofi)

i am become cum. destroyer of wombs

Idea: poo smashed up in rice.

>>212638071
Liberals must fund red voters lifestyles with their tax dollars otherwise they're evil and hate Christians

>>212638076
at 9 PM?

>>212637658
Ok guess i'll exterminate you with the rest then
plenty of jewesses in the concentration camp so to speak

>>212638081
An idea so nice you posted it twice!

>>212638076
do the kot dance

>>212638099
>at 9 PM?
no at midnight

>>212638044 (OP)
>>212638011
This is Cincinnati cuisine.

Deracinated
My uncle claims we descend from William of Orange
I grew up eating cold hotdogs on wonder bread

>>212638129
youre gonna let your coffee sit out for 3 hours?

>>212638106
He posted it twice, not once, not thrice!

I have become sweat, destroyer of worlds.

Seriously it’s absurd just how bad the world is right now, nobody would have imagined this shit 50 years ago

>>212638134
I descend from Serbian robbers and Montenegrin blood feuding clans. And also Slovenian petty craftsmen an shepherds.

>>212638076
Kofi is the perfect name for a black kot. Other than Annabelle tho (my black cat).

>>212638157
uncle ted could have

>>212638157
alri chicken little

>>212638157
It is pretty shit

catalog has been shittier than usual the past 24 hours
i think i will go back to staying in /cum/

CLEAN THIS MESS UP OR WE'LL ALL END UP IN JAIL
THE TEST TUBE AND THE SCALE
JUST GET IT ALL OUTTA HEAH

>>212638163
Are you 6'4 or taller?

>>212638153
I think I remember beef jerky as well

>>212638071
>>212638095
Why are Austin tax dollars going towards dead future fascists?!

>>212638134
>we descend from William of Orange
Makes sense this is very much a white trash physiognomy
like i could easily imagine this guy in a wife beater working on his car outside

You guys are funny

People with speech impediments be like "hewe" instead of "here."

>>212638181
Reminder it’s essentially been proven that there are multiple mentally ill spammer groups who go out of their way to spam BNWO cuck shit

>>212638185
I'm 6'2''

I wanna jerk off in a pink lolita dress

should i eat the last slice of cheese cake or save it for brekkie

>>212638202
It's cute

>>212638190
Fake ragebait profile made by a right winger, using the photo of some Only fans whore

>>212638201
SON YOU WERE MISTAKEN -
YOU ARE OBSOLETE:
LOOK AT ALL THE WHITE MEN ON THE STREET!

>>212638190
Why can't prosperous red towns fund their own fire departments. They are unimpeded by socialism and the bread lines that form there, it should be easy.

>>212638215
Depends on the kind of cheese cake?

I'm a disaster of a human being

>>212638166
Actually it’s the perfect name for a black DEI-hire Secretary General of the UN
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kofi_Annan

Studies show that every European is descendant from Charlemagne so there is nothing special about claiming heritage rom William of Orange.

>>212638188
you are forgetting this

>>212638207
I don't want to think about it gross

>>212638173
He was spot on about over socialization, but I’m not sure even he could predict how absurd everything would have gotten

i haven't been this sick in a long time
i think it may be over for me for real
>>212638235
Same but not in any fun way. more like in a quiet deranged cringy way

>>212638190
I know you're trolling but I'm a leftist and hate white society and christianity and think all republicans are either evil or stupid unironically. I still think we should help them because they're people. Same reason I think ICE should melt iykyk.

>>212638195
lmao

>>212638246
How could I forget!

>>212638240
How exactly is every European descended from Charlemagne

>>212638231
brownie crunch cheesecake from publix

>>212638240
Charleemagne must have got his sticky real icky to have so many descendants

about to eat some flamin hot cheetos

Every time I have to go into a city I get uneasy

An hour ago I jerked after 5 days of nofap and I feel so relaxed. When I came, it felt really good but it hurt for a second.

I felt like my soul was going to shoot out.

>>212638264
yes how could you forget the sweetest treat i pick out?

>>212638240
Charlemagne and William of Orange are separated by almost 8 centuries. Obviously Charlemagne is going to have a lot more descendants
And my uncle's claim is that we are direct descendents. I don't think it's true, but that's his claim

YOU NU YAWKIN TA ME?! YA NU YAWKIN TA *ME*?!!

>>212637814
I maintain she is the only woman in the world I would pay to record JOI for me

>>212638282
is it just the regular spicy ones?

>>212638240
Did my family tree research a few years back and traced it back to Charlemagne through some Tudor line and also some other lines. It makes sense with how influential he and his dynasty and how far back it is, just hard for most people to trace their ancestors

>>212638288
did your balls start pulsating?

>>212638302
>William of Orange
GEEEEEEEERT

I cannot into spicy even if its artificial trash like cheetos

>>212638334
weak

>>212638267
>In 1999, the Yale statistician Joseph Chang showed that if you go back far enough – say, 32 generations, or 900 years – you’d find that everyone alive today shares a common ancestor. In Europe, where lineages have been closely studied, that ancestor was someone who lived just 600 years ago.
>A 2013 study from Peter Ralph and Graham Coop built on Chang’s research, proving that all Europeans come from the same people. More recently, Rutherford has demonstrated that virtually everyone in Europe is indeed descended from royalty – specifically from Charlemagne, who ruled western Europe from 768 to 814.

>>212638340
my tummy no likey ;-;

>>212638302
I’m descended from the House of Stuart, so I guess we’re in a blood feud

I can't take the conservative leafs on here seriously, if you were really conservative you'd move to a red state but you won't because the most conservative governance you're actually willing to tolerate is equivalent to the democrats

>>212638322
yeah, i wanted to xxxtra hot or the lime ones but the regular ones were part of a sale with doritos and ruffles(got those too)

>>212638353
eat yogurt before and after having it trust and believe

>>212638359
All the real conservative leafs are in Alberta

For me it's these bad boys.

>>212638357
och, bonnie row tha burnies, laddie

>>212638359
>just give up on blood and soil nationalism, and become a rootless cosmopolitan migrant because of the laws there or something
???

>>212638332
It felt so amazing I don't even remember

>>212638365
I like the xxxtra hot and lime too but have you had the puffcorn? its my new addiction

>>212638385
What did you goon to
Ntr like usual Jason

>>212638377
Albertan conservatives are as conservative as Massachusetts democrats. This has actually been researched btw.

that means 'prettily flow the streams, my boy' in Scots btw

Me, I'm proud to be a Canadian.

Gonna start dressing in scarlet and ermine

>>212638371
I absolutely believe because I gulp a fat load of greek yoghurt every morning for the probiotics; however, this idea of yours of using it as some kind of digestive aid is new.

It's hard finding chips that are a good balance of flavor and spiciness

>>212638380
unc food

>>212638383
So true

I haven't eaten chips in years, but my old vice was simple salt and vinegar

i cant be bothered to proof read my shit anymore these days

>>212638259
I feel you

>>212638444
stinky

>>212638384
The conservative leaf is here to tell us that universal Healthcare is bad while driving to the hospital to get their girlfriend an abortion. Cheering from the sidelines a life you would never want to live.

>>212638391
no i haven't, they don't have those at the store i shop at
if i ever see it when i'm shopping i'll try it out

if i went into a zales dressed like someone with money and asked to see a big diamond from under the glass then boonk ganged that shit how many times do you think i could get away with that

>>212638467
Zero, Jamal

>>212638448
I don’t identify with conservatism, anyway; conservatives seek to conserve the status quo, while I hate the status quo.

Got the g'porn on

Trey where the FUCK is my food???????

>>212638433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQmsdDey8sI
this collection of songs has been close to my heart ever since I was a wee lad

>>212638396
Boys crossdressing in lolita dresses

>>212638467
Depends. Are you planning on jumping a few stories down onto a hockey rink in your escape plan?

>>212638474
suppose i had the charm and cunning of a white man

when i was a kid the realization that conversation was just a series of repetitive questions made me never want to talk ever again

>>212638500
posted it again award

>>212638467
0. Capitalism is about the carrot and the stick. It depends on you being unable to just take the carrot.

>>212638524
How does that make you feel now?

i feel the music in you~

>>212638584
COURTNEY LOVE AND MARILYN MANSON
YOU'RE ALL FAKES, YOU LIVE IN MANSION

>>212638577
i’m gonna chop it up with chatgpt and see if we can get some legs on this idea

>>212638502
Banger alert

I am a shy and pretty chill guy. My girl likes it, I dont. How do I become more toxic?

*S
COME ON DOWN
WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS IN!

My dad was 22 when I was born

>>212638628
my dad was 32

>>212638341
This means I have royal blood

Catberg is flaked the fuck out on my bed.

>>212638628
Also my mom was ten years older

>>212638610
TILL CLAY-CAULD DEATH SALL BLEEND MAH EE
YE SALL BE MY DEARIE
the guy's honestly really good, and so are Burns' songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7mwx9J5z3E

>>212638506
drop the link to the vid

>>212638643
Hot!

>>212638641
Mine looks just like that

>>212638641
i wish i had a catberg on my bed but their fur would drive me nuts

>>212638628
my dad was 42

Hot mature blonde women are the world's most precious resource and they must be protected at all costs.
>>212638679
Her fur is pretty bad yeah hahahahahah.

>>212638628
my dad was JUST A CITY BOY BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIIIIT

>>212638524
it's not when you're talking about something that you know things about.

Gonna be hanging out a lot with my mum in the near future ig because my two friends are fucking.

>>212638694
I like older women but this one in particular doesn't do it for me idk why

>>212638641
wow nice looking pillow
are you a maritimer

be honest, do you seethe when you see your women with a man from another tribe?

>>212638735
when I see my what?

>>212638716
thats when they start asking questions

>>212638726
you really need to stop

>>212638730
probably because she looks 25. i am not into older women and i think she’s attractive

>>212638730
You prob prefer women like this then?

>>212638641
Mousey… >.<

>>212638694
MILF MILKERS

>>212638759
me but coke

>>212638444
I stopped at some point then became annoyed at the variety of typos I was making. I will type different words than I intended to write, correctly spelled, and have no idea why my fingers did that. It looks like on phone with autocorrect set to do whatever it wants but that isn't the case, I am on keyboard and there is no autocorrect enabled.

>>212638758
What the FUCK

>>212638749
>she looks 25
nah she looks mid 30s

I do not have "depression". This implies some sort of imbalance or cognitive failure. I have a SHIT LIFE. If anything I have an IRRATIONAL positive mind. The median person, placed in my position, would have Done It(tm) by now

Anyway, goodnight.

>>212638781
hey man

looking into local bylaws pertaining to goat ownership. might get a pack goat if it's legal.

do white guys seethe when they see an immigrant Brown Short Latino with a White Women

>>212638756
Yeah that's more like it

>>212638781
same. my life is essentially abu ghraib every day until i die

>>212638799
you make this post and use this webm all the time and no one cares

>>212638799
i seethe when i see any kind of couple

>>212638799
i dont let my wife go to the gym

youre only saying abu ghraib because I mentioned it yesterday

>>212638799
do browntinos seethe when all their wives look up at me like I'm a statue in a museum?

blud thinks he invented abu ghraib

It's not that I don't WANT to respect Asian women, it's that what I want MORE is to watch videos of them peeing
Happens iyc?

>>212638849
abu ghraib is very obscure im glad you enlightened us

>>212638847
based chudcel

>>212638781
this made me laugh, but only because i know what kind of person would write something so stupdi and whiny

Can't stand chicks like these.

>>212638881
shes kinda cute though i'd go on a date with

white guys will say they're totally not insecure but the moment they see a White women with a Brown Latino they demand everyone be deported

>>212638881
female equivalent of a soyboy

btfo some retard in an argument and closed the thread before he could respond

take it to the catalog rodriguez

>>212638901
This is such a weird reverse psychology, do you think I'm going to be like "yes come into my country illegally and vote for more communism and propaganda against my birth demographic because you called me sexually insecure"?

I think the wisest words I've heard from an American were 'Popped the molly, I'm sweatin'/ WOO!/ Popped the molly, I'm sweatin'/ WOO!/ Momma always told me son count your blessings/ In God I trust so I keep on countin' dem franklins

>>212638913
run away coward

>>212638881
Might consider fucking a soygirl once because it’s funny ngl

>>212638639
Some anon with an USA-flag posted his personal chat messages here a few days ago and you could see that first name was Pedro.

>>212638924
you'll find that latino men are the least secure and have serious, lifelong inferiority complexes. their midgety height and funny accent really condemn them to a servile status. i'm glad we don't have too many in Canada, they're quite annoying to have around.

What were your ancestors doing during the late bronze age?

>>212638924
you want to talk about communism nigga? wasn't america allied with China and the Soviet Union against Nationalist Germany?

if i suffer the slightest misfortune or irritation tomorrow i’m parking on the railroad track and ending it all

i never took a personality test but i know i'm the chad personality

>>212638974
>If I hear even a rat, a mouse, the tiniest mosquito move in there, you get to ring Allah's doorbell, pal!

>>212638966
your mom

Leaving this shit thread

horny for asian women again

>>212639024
not so fast pal.

like my roommate just goes to the bathroom, leaves, and then shuts the door to his room as loudly as possible
WHY

>>212639044
asserting dominance

>>212639044
he should go to the bathroom on your bed while you're sleeping in it

>>212639024
>Would you care to expand on your critique, give us the *urban* point of view?

>>212639071
underrated villain

drinking milk

I've watched every "What's up with that" sketch from SNL

>>212639089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0skwHKA-eo

>>212638984
I’m on the fringe of two out of four categories, which basically makes the whole exercise pointless for me

>>212638881
would

This summer just might be your last.

will Latinos truly save Europa

>>212639106
you’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack

>>212638881
>>212639116
is this a looks match

in the early "What up with that" sketches Vanessa Bayer appears awkward and out of rhythm but as the sketches go on towards the end she becomes a fully black-ified soul dancer snapping on time with the music

>>212639116
they really making ai neckbeards LMAO

>>212639136
i wonder if the white-latino alliance against the international jew is crumbling after the recent weed farm ICE raids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7T4aQMxTTM

certified BOP

Hello :p

>>212639089
no more for me. i drank a whole half gallon because it was going to expire the next day. just laid around burping and feeling cold for an hour.

>>212639111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oqXVx3sBOk

>>212638967
Yes.
Germany was attacking western europe you see (for basically no reason) (like the USSR then did ti eastern europe after WW2)
Natsocs aren't really that different than commies in beliefs, behaviors, or outcomes.

>>212639180
nice toes

>>212639185
my sweet babeh status?

>>212638966
Working the fields.
Barleycrew ww@?
Keep your horse to one side noblman these weeds won't pull themselves.
If raiders come I'm putting my scythe through their neck.

>>212639113
I went from INTJ to INTP as I got older. I thought it was just one test but I took several (they are fun to take) and they all gave me INTP years after several all gave me INTJ. I don't know what it signifies because I never really remember the informative paragraphs you read after the test.

>>212639136
Mexicans can do it but not other Latinos

>>212639192
so why are you throwing commie around like a pejorative term? you were allied with them. even Latinos themselves never were

>>212639185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRWzFf66qbk

you've all failed me

>>212639025
>>212639064
horny asian women should go to the bathroom on my bed whole I'm sleeping in it

>>212639255
I wasn't aware that I was trying to accomplish something for you

>>212639227
ive always been infp-t

what are we gooning to tonight

>>212639239
Because we were always uneasy allies, never liked each other, and the world didn't end at the end of WW2.
And because all forms of Marxism are objectively evil, but those practiced by communists had the most evil objective consequences for my species.
I will not indulge your illiteracy on this matter any further. The burden lies on you to read the history or be a force for evil out of your selective ignorance.

the difference between you and i is that i have 5 more iq points

British people are silly

let's get really weird
like sexually weird

>>212639276
Don't get why **F*s exist like what purpose they serve as organisms

i'm tired of music

>>212639280
crossdressers

>>212639299
>>212639299
Okay
*shoves your entire head into my anus*

all these posts are me, I have multiple proxies enabling me to post past the timer limit.

>>212639282
what are you talking about retard, latin america took in tens of thousands of fasicsts out of pure spite for america and communism

alright bedtime, me and AOC are hittin the hay. gn /cum/

>>212639301
idk it just is what it is

>>212639299
Watching women pee, that's what I'm all about
>>212639306
Zeroth world problem

>>212639320
That you believe this to be a counterpoint demonstrates that I am right not to indulge you further.

>>212639311
now shove your head into his anus to make an ouroboros

>>212639326
night bud

How do I get rid of rats

i think i have an ear infection, fucking hurts

>>212639359
cats

>>212639359
bats

>>212639280
been in a jav mood lately

>>212638984
Im ENTP

>>212639359
sticky mats

>>212639326
What does AOC stand for

>>212639393
Age of consent

>>212639359
poison vats

obtuse rubber goose green moose lava juice

>>212639360
try your best to rinse your ear out. if you have a dropper, gently use it with warm water. if you don't, just angle your head and let a little in, then let it run out. don't just let it run and run! let a little warm water trickle in, then tilt your head to let it out and kind of mimic yawning. don't stick anything in there, it'll just impact it. if a little water gets stuck, use your palm to create suction while keepimg your head tilted on the gravity-encouraging side, and it'll run out.

>>212639444
i'll try it tomorrow, thanks

my house is infested with mice i have probably killed a hundred by now

>>212639560
wtf ganada

>>212639440
why did doo wop have to die bros...

super short goth walked in while i was picking out beer and i almost checked them out. i'm glad i didn't though because when they went to the register the manniest MAN voice came out. what the fuck. how does a man end up like 5'4" wearing full pitch black goth clothing with overgrown hair that hides the face. they puttin some shit in the water

>>212639360
>>212639444
use 2% hydrogen peroxide solution, not warm water, btw
then rinse with warm water after
you also don't need a dropper just lie on your side with the ear up and pour a tiny bit in and wait ten minutes or until it stops bubbling whichever comes first
if it's just impacted wax, that will soften it up, when you dump the ear water out it may be yellow from the wax, and the remaining wax will probably work its way out easier and be detached

>>212639587
it was too pure for this world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4

>>212639605
>they puttin some shit in the water
estrogen

spillsbury doughboy

https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8?si=6nqFqIcpe2VPKl7I

watch birdbrain

rubbing raw chicken all over my utensils to expedite foodborne illness.

>>212639587
Didn't encourage black kings to take their rightful place as deranged crackheads burning down cities and killing each other
You can't just have blacks "acting white" and falling in love, starting families, mowing the lawn, spending the weekend lying around listening to jazz, motown, doowop, etc, trying out classical to see where the influences came from.
They need to dudeweed and dudecrack and dudefent and throw their lives away and make problems for everyone and leave their "shorty" and have her get an abortion and get her high on fent too so they can hate wipipo and OD
It would be a disaster if black culture were self sustaining and led to the betterment of the country and mutual happiness for everyone
Jews couldn't allow that outcome

>>212639610
I love this movie so much

It's McOver

One of my New Years Resolutions is to hide in more bushes and pop up and scare people. I've had mixed results so far.

>>212639641
what the hell is this trash grow up jason you arent a 14 year old tumbler girl

>>212639664
why are wypipo like this

>>212639670
bilious baby braying babble bent her beak

Gonna hit the hay now, gn

should i floss or go to bed right now

>>212639705
night bud

ok if everyone is going to bed then i'll start touching my penis

friday friday gotta get downs syndrome on friday
everybody's lookin forward to the weekend weekend

should i floss or not answer me mother fucker

>>212639733
gn :)

>>212639742
bro crazy how long that was ago the way you said that made me feel like someone with alzheimers getting snapped out of a daydream and seeing they're in a nursing home

>>212639759
fap

>>212639763
do the impossible see the invisible

>>212639765
with the floss string?

Billy Shakespeare was really cookin' when he said "to be, or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them, to die, to sleep, no more".
toss that shit onto the billboard top 100. my goat.

mom i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag

When I die, I hope that I'm reborn as a snow leopard.

>>212639777
with your hand

*pinches your cheeks*

OW my cheeks!

>>212639815
i hope you're born as a snow leopard that changes into a maximal.

>>212639829
oh boy. what were you chawing on too quickly?

>>212639827
im craving duck

Its crazy how the doorways of carpeted floors just have a row of upward pointed spikes that stab your feet if you happen to step in a specific spot and we just tolerate this

>>212639865
how is duck? i've never had it.

>>212639912
its chewy. Imagine a texture like salmon but it takes more effort to chew

now i'm craving peking duck

my ideal job is the CDA from monster's inc but that job doesn't exist in real life because we actually live in fucked up gnosis hell

I kinda want to work at a zoo

>>212640006
just work at society

>>212640006
i have to assume most of what zookeepers do is clean up animal shit and that is not metaphoric

>>212638641
>flaked out
?

>>212640115
even visiting a zoo kind of gets you acquianted. we visited one, and my nephew-in-law kept asking, "what's that smell?" the girls were taking pictures so much, so i had to come up with an answer. my best was, "you know how bathrooms don't smell good? well, their bathrooms are all out here on the outside." he seemed to understand.

*prolapses your anus*

>>212638730
LOTS of makeup. Your subconscious mind automatically knows she is not actual pretty.

>>212640203
that's why i like aquariums. there's a lot of them in my area but more importantly no horrible smells. half the marine life is completely closed off and the other half is basically swimming in a toilet bowl capable of masking the smell.

>>212640242
oh i love aquariums. i agree with everything you said, but i also have very fond memories. or hell, i'd take a regular old museum. let them see the mobster guns or the fish. but don't make me explain the smell of animal shit haha. i guarantee i could have told that tyke a cooler story about a thompson than zebra crap.

>>212640295
there comes a time in a man's life where the "interested in museums" switch flips on and i can be thankful it happened when i was ~19 instead of later

how do I get women to acknowledge my existence romantically?

>>212639393
Angel of Communism

been too busy with the gooning and the gaming and such to post on cum lately

>>212640404
why aren't you on /bra/ thoughever