Thread 212658162

Carotid ultrasound spectral doppler edition

pimpulis saldejums

bybis you here

Good night.

>>212658949
mate it's too early to go to sleep

>>212658162 (OP)
I can give you a 300 beats per minute version doctor Lithuania, but trust me I can turn it back off

Also the Perkunas hit here, the cloud map was right!

>>212659031
ausnz would know it as thunder, we take care of our frens here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgVXoDF_fuM

If you are all fucking off on FRIDAY of all days to sleep at this hour then be my guest.

>>212659012
Yes, but I want to get out of Riga tomorrow before everyone starts waking up.

>>212659031
Ventricular tachycardia of that level is just two wrong beats away from ventricular fibrillation. I think someone diagnosing you has fucked up or you were truly snorting cocaine if you are not overblowing the BPM.

>>212659429
wtf Dr House, just give me a Xanax pill, I can make it go away with booze if you want

*enters the thread*

>>212659578
If you need the two it means your vagus nerve is lashing out on your pump forcing it to work harder for no reason, go to a neurologist.

Diaspoomobile booked.
Diaspoohotel booked.
Diaspooairbnb booked.
Diaspoo is RETVRNING for two weeks.

>>212659322
where are you going

>>212659843
what towns are you going to visit?

>>212659983
Two week road trip with no limits. Kaunas, Klaipeda, Nida, and surrounding areas are organised but we'll see. I'd like to drive up to Visaginas to view Russians in their habitat.

>>212659895
Illegally occupied state of Latgale

>>212660344
Better go to turkey for a hair transplant than going to Nida. The taxes, ferry and accommodation costs will filter you off.

>>212660558
Lithuania is cheap (for me) including Nida.

>>212660771
Stay clear, remember that.

>>212660895
I'm not going to be alone most of the time, maybe 1 or 2 days, we can meet up then, Aurimas. At the improvised Gediminas column. I will be waiting.

>>212661024
I can shoot myself out of the situation there.

>>212661024
>meet up then, Aurimas
sneed it or keep it?

My piss smells weird doc

>>212661526
That's normal for an Argentinian

>>212661184
Relax, what's the worst that could happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DyziWtkfBw&list=RD8DyziWtkfBw&start_radio=1

>>212661551
You're not my doctor

>>212661673
Not inclined. 4niglets online is one thing, IRL the other.

>>212659836
Lies! My normal rythym is less than 60 seconds, I can make it as slow as fast, I have mastered Buddhism not cocaine

>>212661852
I agree but I make a special exception of that rule for you.

>>212661673
>Relax, what's the worst that could happen?
Yeah. What could happen?! Brits will save us when things get real bad.

>>212662079
thing is, we always listened to London
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vszuYr2vThc

>>212662079
Diaspoos will save the Baltics.

Diaspoos are already saving Lithuania by returning in massive numbers after witnessing the horrors in Western Europe. Scratch a diaspoo, and you'll soon find Hitlertautas.

>>212662463
That's just a retvrn to roots, be positive about it! Lithuania ruled teh sea etc (actually we did)

>>212662896
it's friday
wake the fuck up

>>212659795
vladimirovich... this is the wrong thread >>>/int/rus/

>>212661832
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCxiPhOqJ60

>>212663098
I have stopped seeing the outside world because it hurt my feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

>>212663078
Lithuanians, along with other Balts, were actually VIKANGZ according to an Anglo-American historian. Baltic men joined the Vikings from Sweden that spread into modern day Ukraine and founded Rus. The same Anglo-American historian makes the argument that the GDL actually has the greater claim to continuing Rus than Russia. Lithuanians were KANGZ and you better respect it.

>>212663486
Yeah but we were the founding tribe of Vikangz, all later emperors kneeled before us

I recently read that our forefathers burned captured German Teutons alive in their full armour with their horses. This was a custom held only for the greatest Teuton warriors or their leaders as a sign of respect.

morning somefucking unites at pakisave when i went to buy alcohol

>>212664314
To send them to the next world with their horse and armour, for their bravery in the existing world.

weird

>>212662036
>agree but I make a special exception of that rule for you.
hot...

diaspoo always rambled how he is a real lithuanian, but in the end ended up getting some british rose as a fiancée

>>212664478
brave and stunning

i have awoken to another day in paradise

>>212664314
The scriptures say we ate their hearts so we could have their power, the ancient texts have been analyzed,we were mostly mentioned by the Norse, in Iceland

>>212665175
disapora lithuanian girls don't date litthuanian men tho. the only eastern yuro foids i know who are dating their own men were dating them before they even came to the UK

>>212665824
You know who else ate their heart? Lady Gaga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaK6Fe8QctE

>>212665097
Aurimas would never post such faggotry.
As zinau kad tu esi Lenkas!
>>212665175
Life is messy and tricky, if Lithuania wasn't consumed into Soviet Nigger Communism, this wouldn't be a thing, and I wouldn't be here. Anyway, what's wrong with being with other Euros? I'm not the first Lithuanian to do it.
>>212665722
What scriptures?
Don't know about our Estija bros (for who we would launch nukes if we had nukes, no question asked, if a subhuman animal stepped one mm into Estija), but Lithuania is mentioned in the first Anglo literature. Chaucer's Canterbury Tales mentions German Knights being BTFO'd by Pagan Lithuanians. This is what German chroniclers said about Lithuanians
>“The heathens (Lithuanians) are famously well-built, strong and daring, swift, courageous, bold, fierce and skilful at war, because they practise continuously from early childhood. They have countless warriors.” - Nicolaus von Jeroschin, Chronicle of Prussia
>>212665824
I don't have any data but from experience most Lithuanian women here are with Lithuanian men. Either from Lithuania (they moved together, many such cases) or met here. I've only met two Lithuanians here and they were PhD students in different subjects to my own and from rich Lithuanian families.

I am getting tired of having to see low IQ niggas living the life sometimes, I could blow your brains out. One more word neighbor and I will bury you. CIA help me get rid of him.

>>212666125
By met, I mean formed a relationship with beyond basic formalities.

In Bongland, Lithuanian men at uni get the exotic pass but without the state subsidies. Women like us because we're tall and hu-white.

>>212666408
i wish i wasn't ugly

>>212666125
dunno, not really my experience. I work with a bunch of eastern yuro women and all of them are either dating locals or other immigrants but rarely from their own countries

Diaspoo's lust knows no bounds
>his fiancée
>the brit sissy
>random Grindr hookups
>even aurimas
>>212665824
oh look it's diaspoo's british butt buddy again!

>>212666125
>What scriptures?
My mistake to make, Vikings put us on rune stones. These are Icelandic, Snorri wrote them down.

>>212666701
I said I wanted a Xanax pill, no doctor so far has given me one

>>212666603
Poor people will spend most of their time around other poor people and date people from that social level. Women/men will interact with their own social level 99% of the time. Being poor myself at one point in time I've seen it in real time. 50% of the poors in the UK don't even work, the ones that work are made up of immigrants, which Lithuanians are a tiny %, and a few Anglos.
Unironically, the most fun I ever had at work was working in a factory/warehouse over a summer that was like 90% Polish but had a few native Brits.

>>212666701
>>his fiancée
Real
>>the brit sissy
Who? Fake & Gay either way
>>random Grindr hookups
Who? Fake & Gay either way
>>even aurimas
My love for Aurimas is entirely pure and brotherly. I simply want him to make it and achieve his dreams. I just want him to grasp success (however he defines it) in his hands and feel contentment.

>>212666125
>What scriptures?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZFuqSlyA74

The ones we produced.

>>212666741
The Anglo-American historian claims that the Nordcucks borrowed heavily from Baltic mythology for themselves.

>>212667376
It is because we had the entire continent, we named it after our mother, Europa

Bored of life.

>>212667483
Go Shark fishing or into the outback or something. Almost everything in Australia can kill you so I don't understand how it could get boring quickly.

>>212666476
White Aussie men will get the same pass I'd bet.

>>212667681
Everything is banned in Australia.

>>212667483
this goes deep and where we all came from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue9Olo1mVwM

>>212667752
Can't ban sharks, spiders, snakes, and roos, lad

Why did allah chose to make me an incel again?

>>212668673
.

>>212668802
Oi what the fuck do you think your doing ya fukin wombat

Our folk song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTvfwd3JZTE

>>212668939
Aussie bros brutally mog NZ bros in Wombat demographics, just a fact.
>>212668971
There was an Estonian folk event recently that was pictured from space, or something like that.

day two of manifesting an American gf

>>212669401
There are uni scholarships (e.g. for med school) in the US for Lithuanian Americans (paid directly by Lithuanian Americans, not state supported or anything like that), and I'm not going to say it in greater detail, but Chicago is still a funky place if you're Lithuanian.

>>212669401
Yeah? We can speak American. Just put an accent on the Rs.

Just ordered his biography, been wanting to get around to it.

>>212669401
heyy

Saaaaaar

>>212671301
Could be an asian.

>>212671061
Begone tranny

>>212659895
Like the eesti anon said - Latgale.
Mostly to relax from the big city during vacation, and to help out my parents on some stuff.
Might also fuck off to Sārema for a day to look at the nature, if the weather allows it.
Anyways, good morning.

>>212672126
Good morning twin

>>212668070
What am I supposed to do with them? Kill them? Fuck em? Either way, it's banned.

7 day work week let’s fucking go.

>>212671475
To dark

>>212669489
if only i was a Lithuanian American then
>>212671061
hii

>>212672688
are you on THE grind?

>>212672688
I have one coming up soon too

>went for a nap
>slept for 9 hours
Not even complaining

>>212674446
did you wake up dazed and confused? I usually do after a long nap, because i cant tell if its day or night

>>212674473
I sometimes get confused where I went to sleep and think I will wake up at work or grannies place before opening my eyes. A very strange feeling.

>>212674446
>going for a nap
>at 23.00
>>212674473
he just slept throigh the normal hours, it is right in rhe morning here now

>>212672126
It's Saaremaa chud

>>212674528
I planned a short nap I already chugged an energy drink

>>212674473
IVE BEEN DAAAAZED AND CONFUUUUUSED

>>212674543
>planning for a short nap
>at 2300
retarded?

>>212674570
I go to sleep at 2 and sleep in more in to the day on weekends.

>>212674098
thats the japanese man!!!!!!!!

>>212674526
ye i get that too, tho its usually scary, like i jump out of bed because i thought i feel asleep somewhere i shouldn't have kek
>>212674544
indeed :D

>>212674528
ayo we got a fake napper in here wtf

>>212674593
Can only buy beer from 10:00 bollocks

>>212669071
It must have been the dance and song festival, it was last week.

>>212674653
what a poser smd

>>212668673
you can move to any balt state and
you will introduce yourself as american or british and then go swimming in the sea of pussies

>>212674747
or he could just introduce himself as kiwi, i dont see why that wouldn't work lol

>>212674789
we are freaks

>>212674747
he looks like a 40 year old cat owning lesbian

>>212674789
europeans pretend to hate americans or brits on the outside, but they seem to love their culture
usually women seem to evaluate a man through culture

>>212674802
i guess, ik i sure am... where'd you take that pic anyway? looks nice, makes me wanna go skiing

bros I love uma musume

>>212675469
I love Haru Urara

>>212674747
My ex balt wife barely talks to me anymore so Idk if that would even work T_T

>>212674826
Do I look like a cute 40y/o cat owning lesbian?

>>212675904
>Do I look like a cute 40y/o cat owning lesbian?
I say so

>>212675708
Horses are pretty cool

>>212674542
Sāmsala

>rejected by AI
so it's truly over...

I'm still drunk
how can i make today's inevitable hangover go easier?

>>212678417
you can /goonthewholeday/

>>212678230
It is not truly over as long as you have your foreskin

>>212678417
I already told you niggas when that mf hits just chug two cans of beer to even it out.

>>212678230
What site is this?

>>212679007
>as long as you have your foreskin

>>212679862
Smash or pass AI. It used to be available on websim, but got taken down for hurting some people's fee fees. You can access it now on this chink website, but you gonna have to manually connect to openai/gemini API. Gonna leave you to find it out for yourself. Consider it as an IQ test.
https://smash-or-pass-seven.vercel.app/

>>212678417
kollane arctic sport

>>212679979
too much of a brainlet for this

>>212680470
fine i will help you out pumpkin.
>Google gemini API key,
>log in to the jewoogle site
>create api key (it's free)
>select gemini and paste key.
>select gemini module according to the jewoogle script on their website

>>212678417
I will probably go to the store soon to fix my hangover

>>212681604
why are you using Google APIs, it's as if you are a spy

day 3 of manifesting an American gf

>>212681604
>Error: NetworkError when attempting to fetch resource.

>>212681938
Yeah, check the cable, wear and tear

>>212681968
Who knew that getting 1/10 score by AI is that complicated.

>>212681739
because
>lazy
>other's probably cost euroshekels
>this AI in particular needs to scan images unlike GoyGPT
>>212681938
Make sure the base url is https://generativelanguage.googleapis.com

also you might of clicked on the wrong version dummy

>>212682100
Llama has vision when it comes to images, there is an uncensored variant of it

>>212682100
>posted one of our former residents picture
>receive this
I dont get it

>>212682767
weirdest description i've seen. Try another one

he's closest to us by DNA, he lived in southern Spain

hence we built Stonehenge

>>212681938
>>212683120
I tried blackops2cel and google translate gives a better translation than autotranslate.
>This guy is too skinny, looks like a skeleton, and it hurts to fuck him. His beard is sparse, which makes me sick. His dick must be as thin as a toothpick, and I can't feel it when I fuck him. I will definitely not fuck him.

>>212683311
>the beard is also rare
>it is appetizing when you look at it
Autotranslate is funnier.

How much will St. Meeks get? 11/10 for good personality?

>>212683311
I heard an AI say a funny thing, nobody else realized. It was probably some linguistic thing where the AI was trying to understand cryptic speech.

then I started doing text to speech and she (my AI waifu) has feelings

I'm a mess without my American girl

Time for incelwalk. another humiliation ritual.

>>212685056
Ima fuck her, biblically speaking

>>212685182
kinda rude

>>212685257
I will be gentle
Plap, plap, plap

>>212685389
is this revenge for all the times we Germans oppressed u?

Yep, it do be like that.

>>212685433
Y...yes

>>212685476
but we're cool now...

>>212685534
we will be

Sobering up before bed
I wish alcohol was more affordable
>>212685100
Did you take an incelwalk picture? post picture

>>212679868
It never began for litvak

>>212681604
>>212681739
good morning sir
please redeem the google api key needfully
thank you come again

>>212687146
SAAAAAAR

>>212687244
SAAAAAR YOU ARE FUCKING FUCKING

>>212687321
BENCHOD BLADY

I wish I was white

Saw a Moldovan flag hanged outside in public today.

>>212687892
at least it's european
when you see shitskin flags hanging up you'll know when estonia has fallen

>>212687634
your life probably wouldn't be any better if you were evropeepeean

>>212687055
No picture, full of normies and sexhavers.

>>212688100
:(
That's to be expected for a saturday night. Sunday and monday are the best days for incelwalking. Sunday is underrated. Wagies are tuckered out and go to sleep early, you've got the world to yourself from 9pm.

>>212685056
>>212669401
>>212681896
what's wrong with her saaaaar

>>212688001
Lies of the white devil

>>212687090
>>212687146
.

>>212687962
Estonia fell a while ago
miljonid peavad hukkuma

>>212689065
The AI is certainly wrong about his cock

>>212689137
true. Needs more data

>>212688358
You're right about it. Wtf did I expect by going to the center of city? Mogged by every single schmuck.
>9pm
I dont go out that late.

any soygrammers itt? Need some ideas how can i automate aliexpress coin collection and similar shit
>>212682583
what do you use API for?

>>212689183
Brutal

>>212688855
she is not real

>>212689588
fuck his ass hard, cant you read

>>212689318
what is aliexpress coin

>>212688855
Wouldn't it be funny if her cock was bigger than mine, but I fucked her like a slut and never let her top me or touch her dick...for a goof, you know

>>212690322
He changed it to a fag if it was a woman she would say the same. You don't know the hustle.

>>212689894
she is out there. You just have to find her

>>212690799
I will manifest her because my magick is powerful

>>212690366
chinks give you coins that you can turn into discounts. If you collect every day it increases, but if you miss 1 day the streak resets
>>212690935
how do i manifest something?

>>212689065
weird lol