Thread 212668214

Suit and tie edition

>>212668214 (OP)
Die out
https://derpibooru.org/images/2565221

the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses

die

burn

bleed

kys

slit your throat

die

voice of retardation

burn

>>212669440
You couldn't call him that with how much you defend him

kys

bleed

die

Sabershit

No toil tomorrow, so free to get as pissed as I like tonight

>>212669561
The way you defend his work makes it clear you don't really think that way

bleed out

Chink rose

>>212669612
The agenda you have makes it clear you're not willing to call her that

slit your throat

die

Daniel Nigram

>>212669689
You constantly shilling his propaganda makes it clear you're not willing to call him that

Anti bronies are so based

>>212669729
The way you're willing to defame your target makes it clear you think otherwise

slit your throat

It's been 15 years. Bronies need to move on

>>212669768
It's very obvious that you can't do that yourself

Gen 5 failed because everybody realized how shit ponies are

Freezer sucks join rabbithole https://discord.gg/evW5PCH3

>>212669793
It's pretty obvious that realization hasn't hit you yet

Hasbro shouldn't even bother with a gen 6

>>212669833
I can tell in your mind you're merely dying for them to launch it just so it can validate your continued interest in what you feel is the greatest show to have ever existed

burn

/brit/ x lee a daring synthesis

kys

slit your throat

burn

Chuds want her in the men's bathroom

bleed

kys

Hasbro was probably discouraged from creating a gen 6, thanks to gen 5's failure

>>212668214 (OP)
Chad Hitlers will speak, godspeed

>>212670076
It's very clear you're willing to make or sign petitions to bring it back

lee melty wee melty

burn

bleed

pooing right now

Does anyone even like ponies anymore? Aside from creeps?

there's some weird public bitchfight going on itt

>>212670176
You, obviously.

Getting a cuddle from catberg

Horses aren't my thing

>>212670205
You clearly are given how fervently you're defending them

Imagine defending a kids show

burn

>>212670251
That's no thought experiment for you since you do it every day

sex with lauren faust

kys

having a bit of a 1am pie craving

>>212670286
slit your throat

>>212670311
>gif
I hope you get fucking killed

https://ezgif.com/split/ezgif-349a7bd1dfbcc.gif

burn

Strange thread

bleed

kys

slit your throat

kek he's named his pics after letters of the alphabet so he's knows which order to spam them in

>>212670426
bleed out

kys

nth for frogs

bleed

Whoa, ass ahoy.

>>212670548
>that speck in the left pupil
FUCKING DIE.
https://derpibooru.org/2065473

slit your throat

>>212670574
reply with poo if you want me dead

threw a moth outside and the cunt just nutted me right in the forehead

die

burn

bleed

:3

kys

slit your throat

lee must be on the dole surely
sad really

>>212670707
FUCKING DIE.

rorke just wants to dance~

>>212670725
Drain your blood

>>212670717
iydmtsmtwbap

>>212670737
wtf

rubbing my boi clitty

>>212670901
um

I can barely be considered human

Why are there 2 /brit/s get it together ffs

dtfic on a mad melty

ROOSEVELT

Asian bf with a British accent and a lisp

/brit/
File deleted edition

Well don’t all post at once lads.

OP pic in case you're curious

>>212671240
Sir lord smelly bottom

>>212671279
Keky

Tracer feet

I have never made love to a woman lads

mr poo

A snail’s ass is right above its forehead.

>>212668214 (OP)
the dogshit early new has to go, sorry

poo willy

l think about the film Kingdom of Heaven pretty much everyday

>>212671479
my ancestors moved from one part of the united kingdom of great britain and ireland to another part, hardly 150 miles, from derry to glasgow, during a brutal famine in the 1840s

my irish catholic ancestors faced brutal discrimination but still fought for british in the first and second world wars and built great british warships and have payed taxes in britain for 140 years. my great grandfathers flew spitfires against the germans. and stil, to this day, black and brown cunts, subhumans claim they were oppressed. my people were starved and shot and killed and hung while soldiers laughed at them. yet still they fought and carried on and became part of britain. us. white, blue eyed, NW European people that were murdered and erased like red indians yet still carried on

i’m more hating moaning brown people and praising the resilience of the gaelic race. I don’t really care for Britain. I’d rather it existed without any brown people in it tho.

She services Congolese cock cannons...

This is already the largest % approval drop for a government after its first year in office.

They're on a mere fifth of the vote.
Imagine when this hits in.
Good god.

>>212671695
asf

>>212671696
sadly 20% of the vote is a seat winning 40% in 50% of constituencies

football is on lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k606mesJ65o

you know who l reckon would solve this nations problems? Nigel Farage

>>212671727
aye
but there's that new pro-gaza party that should really be a spoiler
that on top of the greens hitting double digits for the first time ever

very unpredictable how it translates to seats atm

Know your body's made to move, you feel it in your gut
Rock'n'roll ain't worth its name if it don't make you strut

Don't sweat it
We'll get it back to you

>>212671696
>Faisal Islam
JK Rowling ahh name

>>212671731
>The women's Tasmanian League

jesus CHRIST lad

>>212671747
the greens will most likely subside on an election year
it is interesting though, more fractured than ever. not sure what will happen with the muslim vote desu it might be hard to win back.

>>212670818
This better be photoshopped

no brians

>>212671658
>and stil, to this day, black and brown cunts, subhumans claim they were oppressed

Oh no, how DARE the natives of lands far far away to whom the english landed and exploited complain while your ancestors fought for the same crown that oppressed them? Life is so unfair!!


>I don’t really care for Britain
>I’d rather it existed without any brown people in it tho.

Sure you don't care.

>>212671796
This image is illogical.

>>212671769
it's kino how amateur they are

>>212671837
haha they're fucking terrible
look how slowly they move
it's like they have cerebal palsy

Need Emma Watson to cheese off a stinky one in my face.

>>212671821
I’m more of an Irish fenian than you. I’m of pure Irish blood. My people left Ireland to live in Glasgow and became Brits. I’m too drunk to read your post but assuming you’re a contrarian shoneen fucker. If you actually read it you would understand I was advocating for a free Irish republic next to a strong British state. And if Britain invades that republic all the Irish should throw ourselves off cliffs and honour suicide each other and die before capture. Like the japanese in WW2. as any noble aryan race would do. But you’re probably some pale anemic souper west brit cunt dependent on handouts for your miserable slave existence. We used to throw cunts like you in bogs.

>>212671837
lmao that skyed finish from blondie what the actual fuck love

>>212671860
but this is a civilised country and they are primates

>>212671830
how

>>212671863
exactly, it's why I like watching it

Going to start applying for loads of skilled jobs i have absolutely no experience in by completely blagging my way there.

short of this im going to start comitting crime

>>212671898
this is how i became poet laureate

Britain is a big enterprising imperial nation. A few brown faces kicking around there angers me but I can understand it. But any shitskin cunt steps a foot on the holy island of Eire and it just rubs me the wrong way. You’ve got this poor backwards purely European small island nation that keeps to itself, full of shy guilty Catholic peasants and you tick parasites can’t help but suck on us. Disgraceful. The sight of a brown in Ireland makes me the most hardent Nazi ever. How dare they step on Erin’s soil.

>>212671898
wonder how you get those 80k a year diversity head jobs

>posted this on /pol/
>got like 5 replies from yanks whining about how much of a pain in the arse their asian wives are

why are americans so bad at racism

man riverside olympic is fucking dogshit

Tired x

Do you lads reckon employed woman is actually a tranny? I'm starting to think it's just an elaborate gimmick he uses to get (you)s

>>212672002
getting battered by south hobart's relentlessly direct game

got the orinoco flow on

yes, i smoked a blunt with lana del rey

>>212672019
r8 tune

DAMN
Armenian girls are HOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkF-RRO2gwY&ab_channel=gus1thego

Right lads new dawn new day I'm gonna stay productive from now on

>>212671929
>A few
ah yeah only *checks* 11 million, not that many

>>212672049
Waking up at 3 is a positive start son

Poopenfarten

south hobart fucking useless. perfect chance and sent it flying

south poofart

We are of a noble and ancient race
Our isles are in peril
Now is our time
Broken starved and hung, but never undefeated

Act, Gael. For a thousand years men will sing our praises. Restore Albainn Mór.

I remember when I tried soliciting a prostitute off of Craigslist when I was 15 and they ran once they realised my age LOL

being naked with socks still on feels way fruitier than being completely naked

A few Greek islanders in 100 AD believed that the word could save European souls
A few Germans in 300 AD thought the empire might fall
A few Americans thought in the 1770s that they might be able to fight the empire

Our time is now. Our victory will be glorious.

>>212672243
Cockatiel phenotype.

they finally scored

GOAL

Might the floodgates, dare I say it, open?

reading this thread thinking it was a joke but no there are apparently legitimately loads of people who don't know how to answer a phone these days

Hail Jupiter
Death to Saturn, harvester of souls

Hail the Aryan race. Hail the benevolent creator. Hail victory.

It is better to die standing for the glorious reign of God than to die on our knees before the adversary. The eternal devourer.

>>212672277
>>212672280
Who's scored? It's almost half 3 in the morning

>>212672324
Read the thread dipshit.

Spending the early hours trying to work out TOOL time signatures

reckon refusing to answer unknown calls is gonna seriously arse my life up one day but it hasn't happened yet

riverside are back in it

RIVERSIDE SLAGS WE ARE SO BACK

>>212672331
Yeah? All i see is a classic Lee melty

growing concrete

>>212672356
its ogre

riverside bros, it's over

What the fuck is Riverside

>>212671731
>>212671769
>>212671837
>>212671863
Here
>>212672361

>>212672381
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V775PPuBc7Y

honestly reckon riverside can pull another one back

>>212672397
Cheers mate

That’s that cave in Africa where they found that homo eroticus fossils.

>>212672423
did they launch a single attack other than the goal? wasn't really watching desu

just seeing the same two adverts >>212672397

>>212672445
they managed to hit the crossbar with one shot

>>212672456
nevermind

man is created in the image of God
demons will try to drag you down out of jealousy

Satans sin was not bowing before Gods finest creation, us.

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you

They've absolutely sported that ball right into the goal!!

very drunk right now lads, might throw up

>>212672493
he just like me fr

>>212672493
remember that you are of Gods finest. His best creation. Even in your drunken sin are you larger than the biggest demon. We are his people. Made in the image of the creator. Steward of earth.

>>212672487
Satan banished to a firey pit for not getting on his knees before incel rorke in his smelly bedroom

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to poo

wonder when the women football players are going to LEZ OUT

>>212672509
this is literally biblically true
Man is the creators most true creation
The angels were made in submission to his glory

Man was given an animal body and the logos in mind. His faith is true. He chooses it. He wanders and believes despite physical and mental suffering and death.

Amazing play there by the player with the ball! That's sport!>>212672538

>>212672538
500 demons visiting you tonight

wanking to a video of a woman rubbing her private parts

I’ve got to stop dangling my testicles where the railway car bumper stops are. Balls smashed flat as a pancake yet again!

>>212672561
um

Sending out 300 more demons

I reckon this will be an easy win for South Hobart

=D

>>212672580
They just have to keep playing sport! Goooooooaaaaaaals!

>>212672509
lol

>>212672568
cor

glib rec bldg

almost finished with the last beer before beddingtons

>>212672559
I’m a Catholic. They’ve fuck all on me.

Praise Christ the saviour of man’s sin.

Telestaí

>>212672613
800 more demons

>>212672609
maccaca being a fucking dickhead as usual

>>212672613
Why did god kill his son?

South Hobart til I die

>>212672654
To save man through him

can you imagine being a low iq continental european that cant speak english
must really suck to be like that. your whole world is just a tiny spec and beyond the borders you're just completely clueless

>>212672672
Why not skip the middle step

having some hotdogs for supper

>>212672678
he just had to ok?

>>212672686
Corrrrrr

>>212672700
Saturn consumes his child...

>>212671860
cursed image

>>212672673
*who

>>212672704
they were fucking great, already hoovered them down. 4 hotdogs on two slices of warbies white toast bread. english mustard and ketchup. bloody lovely.

>>212672673
*speck

thoughts?

>>212672742
nah they arent people

>>212672745
Absolute luxury

>>212672758
Agp smirk

>>212672624
do you know what cunt fuck ye
i’ve got rosary beads in the drawer you’re fuck all

>>212672758
Don't know if it is parody but if he is serious it is really sad

>>212672793
1300 more demons

>>212672758
looks like a nonce

>>212672793
*anal beads

>>212672758
yes. kids. literally the only goal of life. to carry on the species

>>212672766
honestly considering having the same again but i know i shouldnt be greedy. i'm thinking a glass of water and a cig.

>>212672822
That's a bumblebee not a honeybee

>britain denies God
>goes down the shitter in every metric
mental that

>>212672834
cock juice

>>212672834
That is the life
Maybe even a lie down on the sofa
Old episode of the chase on even
Gods own country

pulling my willer to images of women

Need to eat her shit.

Canon in D by Pachelbel is the anthem of white civilisation

>>212672862
thats the stuff. can tell you are a gentleman and a scholar.

My theory is the gimmick posters already have everything else in life they could possibly want and it didn't satisfy and they put all their money into research and found out the best way for them to live is to be a perennial boring cunt on brit

you got tongues on your dick like a little bitch

>>212672912
kek tim. I have billions of pounds, I'm set for life. All I can do now is make boring blogposts on /bert/

Oh look the sun's coming back out wahey x

>>212672865
might try it, see what happens

>>212672935
who's tim and bert

>>212672951
never you mind x

Women act like having to leave work and have children is a burden but they certainly prefer it to filling in some spreadsheet they couldn't give a fuck about

yeah mate just em buy this wee magic rectangle it can give you access to all human knowledge ever and definitely won’t ruin society irreparably

why is our logo an apple with a bite taken out of it? like eve taking a bite from the tree of knowledge? what are you mate a racist conspiracy theorist haha. labour arrest this bloke

>>212672979
the apple local is a refrence to issac newton, people thought it looked like a peach so they added the bite mark

t.read steve jobs biography

>>212673001
yeah mate. jsut a little reference to an english physicist, not the most instrumental device man has invented since the plough. no siree. just a wee science nerd reference you see. nah lad we’re just going to give you a cyber hive mind to integrate us all into the light bringer and pretend this is all natural

>>212672979
meds

Rorke dreaming about these creps. Making "snooore mimimimi" sounds

he said, posting on his supposedly evil magic rectangle

hang your neck around my dick and eat it like a pie

I sure love my globalist indoctrination magic rectangle! Hah isn’t the idea of God and Britain stupid! Boy I sure do love lucifer!

>>212672971
who?

lucifer's indoctrination rectangle forcing me to post about poo

>>212673001
why did people idolise him like who gives a fuck he told some people to make the iPhone and then took all the credit for it

pretentious wanker in a turtle neck

Opening an esoteric portal with an ancient Egyptian magick.

American women are top tier
I shagged one on holiday in barcelona by just hitting them with the glaswegian tang and having a joint on me
They were from California

A noble but misguided race. Clearly needing Gaelic guidance in their war against the Aztecs and Chinese. They were very nice and talkative.

>>212673175
cringing my nut off at this entire post

>>212673214
true though
i don’t know how northerners would fare
they would love the southern accent
but it’s brilliant, they look and act like us but think we’re some exotic breed when i’m an impoverished working class spastic

If I don't take advil pm I get WALLOPED by sleep paralysis demons jumping on my bed and massaging my back nigga walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes haha

>>212673145
alright hurry up and do it then

>>212673217
Reddit still crying about that shit? Don't they have anything better to do?

the results are in

cant tell if im wide awake and should put on a film or ready to sleep

>>212673207
proportions remind me of my deviantart days

>>212673300
why don’t you just fuckin DIE mate

>>212673145
Yu Gi Oh!

Any of you ever been to India?

You know what? If it were up to me? Every cunt in this country that isn’t white? Deport em.

This is an existential issue.

>>212673323
I am brown

>>212673279
me going to bed at these times

>>212673323
all fine and well but no one is voting for that

>>212673329
you should fuckin die

>>212673361
You should leave your smelly bedroom

>>212673309
calm down, ill get around to it one day

going to download total war medieval 2 for android

browns unable to leave their smelly rooms, as every room they are in is smelly

sucking a labubu

might breathe today. the ol' inhale and exhale

I am erect

Might become a door to door salesman selling an assortment of penis cleaning devices and solutions.

pooing out of my big fat gay arse

>>212673493
*jumps on it with my bumhole*

waiting for the lads to wake up

>>212673502
wtf

watching squint game s3
bit confused because in addition to not really remembering what happened in s2, i also can't tell most of these slanty eyed fellas apart

>>212673493
Might I offer you a brand new DickWasher 3000 for 3 easy payments of $12.99?

might become a man of great spiritual wisdom

>>212673316
nah not a masochist

>>212673542
It’s already over

sustaining a poo

mum was convinced that forest gump was propaganda made to push the idea that being stupid is ok or even a good thing

Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Oh Aqualung

>>212673582
ironically a very stupid idea

This heatwave might be the end of me lads

>>212673623
Just drink water

>>212673623
should've switched to renewables when you had the chance m8

got a big gay hungry arsehole

shagging a fanny with my arse

>>212673602
is paranoia the same thing as retardation? not sure you've thought this through

want to start a family but my gf is 35 and i don't want my child coming out retarded

>>212673660
Paranoid ideas are usually stupid

>>212673661
it'd come out retarded regardless

>>212673660
doesn't sound like it comes from a place of paranoia, boomers do like to come up with low-stakes conspiracy theories just so they can feel smarter than everyone else

>>212673661
100% chance of retardation with your genes thoughever

Drinking beverages with a paper straw that gets all fucked up easily since I am solely responsible for the environment

Don’t think i could sleep with an Australian man the accent makes them sexless for me
The women are fine though

>>212673706
>>212673706

>>212673699
Australian accent on a woman is pure sex

>>212673710
Bit early mate, Janny might blow a fuse over this

>>212673734
Nah

>>212670031
I know this is a tranny but goddamn