Prev >>212706065
Cutie edition

hi /cum/ hope your saturday was fun. mine was spent tilting beer bottles

i can feel the good in you /cum/, the conflict.

birthday soon. want to kms but also want to live. every single day i wish someone would run me over in their car or kill me in a mass shooting or something, so that i don't have to do it myself.

Eating this while I read an isekai.

>>212708693
happy early birthday, what ripe old age are you hitting this year

>>212708693
Counseling, medication, healthy habits and coping strategies. It isn't easy to be happy, but it's worth trying.

Happy early birthday, I hope things pick up for you.

>>212708693
You know you'll still have to live in the afterlife right

saw my buddy from back home for a few hours

damn I wish I had friends so I wasnt such a boring sack of shit

>>212708737
>

>>212708766
Uh oh

>>212708742
30
>>212708759
i tried therapy and honestly i think it just made it worse.
>>212708766
there is no afterlife.

>>212708796
>tried therapy
>gaytheist
Try not being retarded. Atheism makes less sense than Judaism.

>>212708796
There is you're just retarded with autism and can't feel anything spiritual instinctively like normal people can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWTaSNQULHE

>>212708796
It can depend on who you have. For me it was more about the resources they gave me, as well as just having someone to listen to what I had to say.

For me I like to read, so when they had recommended reading for me to go through that was effective. Self help books and things like that have a lot of junk associated with it, but I find it's more about picking out what's useful for you. Not letting thoughts spiral out of control is big.

Try to be kind to yourself. There's plenty of people in your life who aren't on your side, it's hard if you're one of them.

are we posting here? leaf nibbas are shitting up the other thread

pls post in /brit/

>>212708870
Schizojeet meltdown :(
Many such cases

>>212708879
we already settled this matter in 1776

>>212708885
This is what /cum/ used to be about…

whom ugly and retarded?

>>212708917
I'm handsome and intelligent

>>212708903
THIS is what /cum/ used to be about

>>212708934
lucky you

>>212708917
not ugly OR retarded enough to scare the hoes

>>212708941
Spinny and Brian at the last /cum/ meetup

>>212708861
I don't really feel like there's anything a therapist/psychiatrist could do. I probably do have some sort of mental health issue, but it doesn't matter if the world is going to straight to hell. Counseling won't stop everything from getting more and more expensive. Antidepressants aren't going to prevent the ice caps from melting. I'm not sure if you've been paying attention to what's going on in the US lately, but there's a nonzero chance I could get shipped off to some foreign country for absolutely no reason. What's the point of "being kind to myself" if I have that kind of threat looming over my head 24/7?

>>212708885
?

>>212708941
This is peak race relations

You ever think about what it would be like to have a literal genius Einstein-tier brain? I mean how do those people even think? They probably have algebra and shit on the forefront of their mind 24/7

>>212708983
oh god not this guy lol

>>212709003

wut da nut

>>212709020
heey! little spool of opossums!

>>212709003
i'm smarter than einstein

One lie.

>>212709051
Einstein is the most well known scientist but there were probably at least five other guys smarter than him

Epstein couldn’t even spell his own name
>Epstine

>>212709050

what thread are we using

>mic test
>testing, testing, 1, 2
>is this thing on?
>can everyone hear me okay?
>okay, I have an announcement to make
>I am chinese
>I am so fucking chinese, it’s sickening
>but that’s not all
>also, I’m gay
>yes, it’s true
>I’m chinese and I’m gay
>and also my dick is small
>thank you for your attention, understanding, and cooperation at this time

>>212709083
this one has possums

>>212709083
This is the one

>>212709093
Is this a Bobby Lee bit

>>212709103
That’s obviously Nick Mullen

I'm here

there's another /cum/ thread you fools have to stop thread splitting all the time

>>212709130
I miss him

what's that song called that goes "m-m-m-m-m-m-moo deng moo deng"

Do your hands get barnacles?

>>212709134
@gork is this real

>>212709159
That's happened to me yeah

Xitter is just a titanic data farm now which the Chinese use to enslave us without us even knowing it.

hol up...

>>212709181

black people invented mac and cheese

>>212709181
You don't call it "mac" though, do you?

>>212709178
hi

Don’t think I’ve posted here since I moved to Bend and started working at the kombucha place. Ended up meeting a girl, moved to Portland, she showed her true colors, and now I’m fucking stuck with her because we spent all our money on the move. I opened up to her today and told her I was having suicidal thoughts and she spun it around and made it all about herself, not the fact I’ve been sad and feeling alone and like I haven’t been able to open up to anyone. I all of a sudden remember and miss being alone in this world.

>>212709207
*Canadians

>>212709003
we are constantly at odds with mainstream society because we see right through the illusions that most don't

>>212709181
everyone calls it mac and cheese so it's obviously because it's short for macaroni you macro making megafaggot

The global capitalist hegemony can tongue my anus quite frankly.

I enjoy sitting in the dark on hot nights like these.

Remember that old metal gear solid meme where it was Revolver Ocelot introducing himself and the meme was you would replace every word on screen with "revolver ocelot?" That was pretty funny

>>212709278
I never found that picture funny

jesus died for my sins

>>212708615 (OP)
good edition

mexican porn addict simp BTFO

>>212709278
I remember that. Pretty funny and I love those games. I’d love to play Death Stranding 2 but I don’t have a Playstation.

i once again resent women

>>212709209
It’s called M.A.C. and Cheese, dingus

smoked weed and now i got the munchies lol
im such a stoner lol

>>212708979
If you're looking at global issues (Climbing cost of living, climate change, war) it's easy to feel like nothing you can do matters, and honestly it's true. There's nothing you or I can do that'll set things right and that's a scary feeling. But is that how you want to spend your life? If you want to expand that broad field of view, in the grand scheme of things getting to experience life is a very brief and unlikely thing. For countless years things went on without you and when you're gone they'll still carry on. It's maybe a silly way of putting things, but I picture a fish leaping out of the water. It's visible for a brief instant before sinking back down into the black water. Try to make the most of what time you have. When I'm at the end, I just want to be able to say I did the best that I could.

Think of it practically. What your doing now isn't bringing you any joy or satisfaction, but you stick to your cycle and stay miserable. Staying miserable and never challenging yourself is comfortable and lets you avoid trying and failing. Changing for the better is uncomfortable, difficult and is a lifetime commitment.

Is this really what you want to be doing? Doom posting to internet strangers? 2 of them called you a retard, so it's not as if you're getting positive feedback here anyway. Good luck, I hope you try to invest in yourself a bit.

>>212709330

>>212709229
The Thom Yorke inclusion gets me every time

Weed just makes me scared now. I’m too much of a headcase for altered states of mind.

RDR2 would be a great game if the controls weren't so horribly clunky and the gameplay wasn't so obviously slanted in favour of the NPC cops.

>>212709181
If I'm feeling adventurous, I cut up a hotdog and mix it in there. Don't tell anyone though

good video this
https://youtu.be/j1Z-AuoCqnQ

>>212709330
me too but I took an edible, just took another, gonna maybe watch a new anime, wanna watch a non isekai fantasy like lodoss, wanna fuck an elf, love weed

>>212709374

>>212709377
You need to be killed immediately

Gonna eat some hot chippies

what's fun to do in washington dc

>>212709422
be black

>>212709374
>>212709394
So fake and gay only a 30+ year old boomer would find these entertaining

>>212709311
Indeed.

maybe it's because you suck and nobody likes you

>>212709422
museums
nats game
uhhhhhhh arlington natl cemetery
capitals game

unless you specifically install software to block ads, it's impossible to watch anything or even just use a website without them constantly jamming shit in your face and trying to take your money.

SmartTVs are basically unusable pieces of shit in 2025 I can't imagine the braindead goy retard who would tolerate advertisements every 3 minutes.

How about Arlen National Cemetery

>>212709451
arlen doesnt actually exist

trying to fix my sleep schedule
>There are 30 hours between 2pm on July 12, 2025, and 8pm on July 13, 2025.

>>212709446
What really gets me is news sites without Adblock. It’s insane; reminds me of that Idiocracy thing where 80% of the screen is ads

>>212709422
see the protestors outside the white house and getting your shit jacked at union station

>>212709471
Why do so many brown ecelebs promote pedophilia

>>212709475
Hahaha yeah, you scroll down after reading 3 sentences and an ad is blocking the article and it's like this the entire time. Sickening dogshit. Good thing I don't consoom that crap anymore.

>>212709477
Hence why you should only use Confederate Station

>>212709485
ephebophilia is not pedophilia

>>212709465
What?!

>>212707919
based

drinking milk

>>212709504
Shut your bitch ass up

>ephebophilia is not pedophilia

HE NEED SOME PILK

>>212709525
jason doesn't type in lower class

thinking about how i used to be a smiling big eyed little boy that enjoyed playing with action figures and shit. what ever happened to me

>>212709422
fucking over the average american for money and having gay anal sex in the senate building

>>212709534
He does when he wants to stay anonymous

>>212709524
facts don't care about your feelings

>>212709538
I wish I still enjoyed holidays like how I did when I was a little kid

>>212709538
you got older and realized how much your favorite action toys cost

>>212709538
what a fucked nervous system does to a mfer

>he doesnt enjoy christmas and halloween
ISHYGDDT

think i'm gonna take my estrogen and read some isekai

farts don’t care about your sniffings

>>212709574
fatty

>>212709574
Shit candy selection who TF willingly buys and eats nerds

>>212709591
it was for the trick or treaters, scrooge

holidays are about nothing more than stuffing your face with the unhealthiest sugary foods

they sell fucking sex toys at the walmart what the fuck
it's not even one of the big walmarts with electronics and shit, it's one of the small one with just groceries

>>212709609
What kind

wake up at 9 am
work retail for six hours
watch mindless youtube videos in bed until midnight
beat off for 1.5 hours
sleep
repeat

>>212709596
people with taste

>>212709609
how dare people want to enjoy themselves, oh the horror

just got back from Walmart, they had the testosterone blockers and abortion pills I was looking for

>>212709620
So this is how middle aged depressed walmart workers are created

i threw away my dildo because it wasn't as satisfying as i thought it'd be

https://youtu.be/A0QGseubmJQ

Certified president? Certified pedophile!

Speaking of sex toys, fleshlights are a pain in the ass, are gross, and suck dick

Is this true?

>>212709596
Given that's it's in a bowl, I'm hoping he gave those away instead of wolfing them down on his own

Also, I never buy orange soda but if someone gives me one then I'll happily take it, same principle

>>212709605
actually during the christmas season I intake large amounts of spiked eggnog and sugar cookies

>>212709654
Sounds like a woman LOL

the duality of chatGPT

>>212709661
Yeah, if you're gay.

not shaving or cutting my hair, just hobomaxxing

straight men don't even like women. they may as well date men.

>>212709622
Civilized people use amazon for that

>>212709549
There was a period in my 20s when I stopped watching news or looking up the weather forecast. I remember it being very nice.

>>212709687
chads walk right up to the checkout with lube and cucumbers while holding eye contact with the cashier

>>212709692
TWC broadcasts were peak comfy THOUGHEVER

that one canuck just had to send me down the daniel larson rabbit hole again. there goes my evening

I'm going to die someday and all I can hope for is to find love before it happens

wake up
dread going to work
go to work
dread going home
go home
dread waking up

i guess you could say i’m living the dream
>made me wait for 120 seconds - twice - to post this
i suppose this is my sign to never post here again

>>212709724
lmao

>>212708693
Hang in there, my dude
Things may seem bad now, but they might one day improve
Make sure to sleep and eat well

>>212709728
why, then you’ll just make your loved one sad

eating spoonfuls of butter for my keto diet

smoking weed and gooning

>>212709728
if you want love get a dog

>>212709729
you got a whole lot of dreads

>>212709759
how about a salad, lardass

hmm
https://youtu.be/VZnk1T9-RfM

hmm

>>212709755
Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all
>>212709765
I was thinking more like a person

>>212709772
fat doesn't make you fat. carbs do.

>>212709791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bNkyBs8oXE

>>212709788
True love is hollywood bullshit peddled by jews

>>212709729
My version has evolved in to this:
wake up
like my job well enough
go to work
annoyed with work
exhausted at the 6 hour mark
go home to my dump apartment
dread packing up and moving because I know it's going to be a drastic increase in rent
job pays poorly but I don't want to give it up as I do like it
hope the useless union can hammer out some kind of raise

>>212709801
>t. anti-intellectual

>>212709759
>that one canuck just had to send me
SENT THAT FREAK

>>212709811
t. Hungry hungry hippo

wanna eat my cadbury caramello

>>212709816
A high-carb diet **can** lead to excess fat gain—especially when paired with a calorie surplus—and **insulin** plays a central role in how your body stores energy. Here’s a breakdown of how this works:

---

### Step-by-Step: How a High-Carb Diet Can Lead to Fat Gain via Insulin

#### 1. **You eat a high-carb meal**

Carbs (especially refined ones like sugar or white bread) are quickly broken down into **glucose** (sugar), raising your **blood sugar levels**.

#### 2. **Insulin is released**

Your pancreas responds by releasing **insulin**, a hormone that helps your cells absorb glucose from the blood.

#### 3. **Glucose enters cells for energy**

* Some glucose is used immediately by cells (like muscles and the brain) for energy.
* Some is stored as **glycogen** in the liver and muscles for later use.

#### 4. **Storage limit reached**

Your muscles and liver can only store a limited amount of glycogen. Once those "tanks" are full, **excess glucose is converted into fat** via a process called **de novo lipogenesis**.

#### 5. **Insulin inhibits fat burning**

At the same time, insulin:

* **Prevents the breakdown of stored fat** (lipolysis)
* Signals the body to **store more fat** instead of burning it

So, when insulin is consistently elevated (due to frequent high-carb meals or snacking), your body is in **"storage mode"** more often than it's in **"fat-burning mode"**.

#### 6. **Fat accumulates**

If you're eating **more calories than you burn** (especially from carbs), insulin helps shuttle excess fuel into fat cells, leading to **weight gain** over time.

Its easier to laugh when you take a step back

>>212709759
My brain auto filled that as peanut butter to make it less retarded

I'm hoping you're being a sneaky pete and yankin my chain, but if you aren't enjoy your stroke

>>212709834
literally none of that is how anything works holy shite

>>212709834
You
are
obese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3E5Ton7_s

>>212709620
stop beating off and stop watching porn

I've been taking ashwagandha for over 4 months now and I feel emotionless. Does that happen with you guys too?

>>212709802
I don't believe it

>>212709857
i do not eat ultra processed foods, bread, grains, pasta, refined sugar, etc. you're the fatty, not me.
>>212709855
okay uneducated fat fuck

need a latina gf

only white male feet are attractive

>Im literally inhaling butter by the spoonful, but Im not fat

>>212709915
brian in the house

If you want to lose weight you must simply fast. It's that easy. Why so retards try to find tricks and loopholes where they can keep eating, just something else? Close your fucking mouth, fatty fat fat fuck.

>>212709920
correct, because fat does not make you fat, carbs do.
>>212709931
fasting is starvation. eliminating cards will naturally make you stop storing fat. your body can get energy from fat instead of carbs.

>>212709949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bNkyBs8oXE

Brian did you ever move? haven’t been here since the Mexicans were partying and you got mad and doxxed yourself accidentally

*chomps butter*
>why do I *wheeze* have to keep going on diets *stops for air* so much?

In the name of the infernal divine i curse brian for being an aids spreading faggot so mote it be

>>212709964
non-argument
>>212709973
i'm moving within the next month or so

I>>212709982
You are GAY

>>212709981
i send back this curse in the name of satan
>>212709985
yes and? it's 2025

>uneducated
>lardass that inhales butter
>lives in the ghetto
>retarded
quintessentially brian

>>212709913
>Milady I beg but a sniff of your beatiful tosie-wosies, might I even pop those succulent little piggies into my slavering maw

>>212709996
ad hominem + you're jealous

>>212709949
Fasting is healthy. You should fast regularly even if you aren't a fat fucking pig.

If you're a fat pig you NEED to starve.

I’m 28 next week. I’m genuinely debating on just ending it before that.

CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT. simple as.

>>212710004
thats so me

My girl is sick so i'm def not getting sex anytime soon

>youre just jealous youre not obese and live in the worst part of the chicago metroplex
lmao

hey french anon do you like 18-20 yo females? well if you do you are a sick paedo freak and i want to beat up your nigga ass!

>>212710013
>>212710010
>macros don't matter at all!
things fatties tell themselves

>goshcel coping this hard
grim

>>212710012
i turned 28 in may, life hasn't been better. I'm the strongest I've ever been, with an amazing girl, with lots of good career prospects and great current job.

>>212709995
Oh okay then

>>212710023
you're jealous i'm doing better than you even despite living in the ghetto while you live in bumfuck nowhere in some dead rural town

any wizards itt?

Just spewed diarrhea shit and it smells rank.

>eat cheese danish
>sugar crash
can't enjoy shit here

>>212710049
I've already posted my bank account which has more money then you will ever have in your life. You still live in the ghetto and I live in a major city on the west coast while youre in the ghetto. You didnt even graduate college, and I'll bet you didnt even get a GED either

literally me
https://files.catbox.moe/c8hjcf.mp4

>brian got ignored when he fag spammed earlier so this time he talks to himself to pretend anyone cares about him
grim

Carbs and sugar are good for you.

If you're fat then fast.

>>212710056
hell yeah

>>212710056

>>212710066
whoa stop you'll make the fags horny

>>212710088
shave nigga

>>212710075
are you the retard who has tens of thousands of dollars sitting in a checkings account? LOL financially illiterate

>>212710056
30+ khv but unlike brian i don't have illusions of magical powers

>>212710087
>talks to himself
literally where

>>212710109
are you the obese retard who doesnt even have $10,000?

gross

>>212710106
I don't have anyone to shave for

why wont this shit get any cheaper damn

>>212710124
why would you wanna play that sloppa anyways

>>212710124
aggro crab? like, the super aggro crab guy?

I heard once that gay men will freeze their shit to kill the germs and then they'll play with it and do finger painting and stuff during sex.

>>212710119
imagine flexing about being financially illiterate. or even thinking 10k is impressive to begin with

>>212710123
shave for yourself

im canadian

>>212710137
the germ theory has been proven wrong

We are probably the most disgusting, perverted hollow generation to ever walk this earth
Or something

>>212710087
>>brian got ignored when he fag spammed earlier so this time he talks to himself to pretend anyone cares about him
I noticed that too lmao but brian also swore he was done posting here last time and left in a fit. wonder why he's so obsessed with us

>>212710095
>my post got featured in a Brianpost
I feel most honoured *spews hot diarrhea all over you*

>>212710134
it looks soulful and reminds me of battle for bikini bottom
>>212710135
no idea what you are talking about bud

Literally me except I'm 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p3RmFSc8EQ

Brian will link some crackpot scientist to prove it

>>212710166
ahh don't worry about it just a tripfag i used to know

>>212710161
>What do the ravages of time not injure? Our parents' age (worse than our grandparents') has produced us, more worthless still, who will soon give rise to a yet more vicious generation

>>212710169
fat ass peter griffin looking stupid asshole

>>212710173
i have eaten fermented meat that has been fermenting for several weeks and have lived. bacteria doesn't cause disease.

>>212710116
>>212710092
hows it hanging big guys?

>>212710163
>wonder why he's so obsessed with us
He's mentally ill and doesn't have friends irl, it's pretty obvious.

>>212710205
my balls are hanging

>>212710028
i assume this chick is 21 on the dot?

>>212710206
you're literally talking to yourself

>>212710198
Go inhale some anthrax and tell me that

>>212710145
I did like when I shaved my legs and they were soft, but they immediately get hairy again and if I shave upward instead of down for a closer shave, I get itchy and red bumps all over for weeks. Similar situation with my chest.

gooning to this thread

212710217
literally retarded post. did NOT ask you

>>212710219
>anthrax
doesn't exist. only viral detoxifications exist. they aren't contagious.

>I shaved my legs

Amazing how completely retarded Brian is

in the name of Satan, may >>212710237 and >>212710206 be killed.

>>212710255
why do you think he never graduated college? he's a fucking retard and now he's trying to murder people again lul

Warning:
Every catbox link with a mexiflag is goshpedo

>>212710255
the germ theory is wrong. bacteria, viruses, parasites, and molds do not cause disease. these are lies pushed by allopathy to destroy humanity. i can cite several sources to prove this

>>212710144
I'll take that as a yes

>>212709985
Sent that freak flying

>>212710271
your shitty rural town doesn't even have a college
>>212710280
>redneck education
stay poor. you'll wage slave until the day you die.
>>212710291
i'm doing just fine. gays live rent free in your heads.

incredible how jason is somehow gayer than brian

>>212710299
your ghetto has a city college, yet you cant even get a degree from it LMAO

Ukrainian women are better than Italian women

in the name of the celestial divine, may >>212710237 and >>212710206 not be killed.

>>212710299
hey bud how's that acting career going LOL

what if this wasn't AI and actually some horrible genetic experiment

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750555843380959.mp4

>>212709339
>There's nothing you or I can do that'll set things right and that's a scary feeling.
Am I expected to just be okay with that? I guess it all comes down to personal preference. The world is shit, that's a fact. Some people choose to live in it despite that. Me, I think I'd like to live on another planet somewhere very far away without other humans on it. But since that's impossible, the next best thing is just not living at all.

had a delicious PB and english muffin snack and washed it down with 2% milk

>>212710307
you don't need a degree when you're an entrepreneur

Remembered a post I made round a year ago

>>212710310
based frogposter

>>212710334
any developer commentary to add, sir?

>>212710329
the entreprenueral process where you spend $200 on coconuts and dirt and get harassed by mexicans?

>>212710311
good, i'm gaining experience through projects i'm working on. thanks for asking

>>212710310
Strang easy it is to counter Brian's magic, he's the weakest occultist in chicago

>>212710346
>retard is too dumb to understand the concept of investing
>>212710350
they have no original spells of their own. they literally copy everything from me.

>>212710350
>he's the weakest occultist in chicago
trufax

but that reminds me of how buttpoo zazueta was the worst DJ in LA. something about this weird, friendless incel spammers who live in big cities and like to spam the thread...probably not actually human

>>212710278
Can't tell if ironic retardation or actual retard

>investing in coconuts and Dirt

>>212710364
>they literally copy everything from me.
and you copied it from someone else so

>>212710373
you're just jealous you live in bumfuck nowhere and have zero chance of escaping your shitty small town
>>212710374
>t. indoctrinated by the allopathic rockefeller system
>>212710375
more like investing in destroying my enemies

>>212710384
yet you cant destroy the mexicans next door playing loud music

>>212710374
actual retard in this case. it's his cope for how he's going to die of aids

>>212710383
i've made tons of unique original spells unlike you

goodnight

In the name of Satan and the infernal divine, Brian Heins will have a bad week. So mote it be.

In nomine Satanae et divinae infernalis, Brian Heins malam habebunt hebdomadem. Sic fiat fiat.

בשם השטן והתופת האלוהית Brian Heins יעברו שבוע רע. אז תן לזה להיות.

>>212710391
yes i can (and did). haven't heard their beaner music ever since. they got the memo.
>>212710393
aids doesn't exist. i've been inside of numerous men's buttholes and i'm alive.
>>212710403
bad night to you
>>212710407
i break this curse in the name of all qliphothic and sephirothic forces

>>212710347
uhh you said you were gonna be a famous actor by this time already, care to update on why you lied about that?

Use this for the new.

>>212710335
someone put a LOT of effort into that image. i respect that.

Shit's bumping tonight bros.

>>212710423
how do you know i'm not? plenty of famous people post here anonymously.

New
>>212710428

>>212710407
I empower this curse in the name of the mighty Amun-Ra

not using a goshpedo new

>>212710432
because you're clearly insecure about being a failure that if you got even the smallest modicum of success you'd be here spamming about it.

also we know your name idiot you're a nobody

*gay black voice* I dun ain bot no syrup since they took antie jehmymah away

Controversial opinion but Brian > Jason
They may both be pathetic faggots, but Brian offers more entertainment value

>>212710450
>he doesn't know i use a stage name

>>212710469
just a lame opinion, fagberg just spams the exact same shit every time he's never made an interesting post in his life