>>212714094the thought of me sat there by myself attempting to smoke a joking is absolutely hilarious
No if I try it it would have to be a vape or edible. Edible seems the easiest but apparently they are really strong and itโs easy to make yourself sick
Why do gay men prefer the biggest cock they can have? Not like you can fit it all anyway. At most you can barely get the head in before it hits poo.
My life is a big waste of time and energy
>>212714214that double chin is very sad to see
All the time spent on this website has been worth it for the fun and joy it brings.
>>212714234That's the spirit. Polish people always have a chipper disposition.
tried to play minecraft yesterday but those microsoft SLAGS have deleted my account or something
maori gf doing the haka before I put her through a wall
>Confident
>Charismatic
>Low Social Inhibition
Your life would be much better if you had these characteristics. So just have them.
>>212714208Got a 5.1 inch hard dick me it was over before it started. Even if i wanted to fuck twinks because no girl will look at me i couldn't cause they'd cockmog me also. Need to cut my willy off and get a neovagina and fake tits for a chance of love.
>>212714286me after 2 beers
>>212714249I laughed harder at the time when that one guy said he went for a 7 minute cycle and everyone was making fun of him cycling around his flat to pop the kettle on than most things on the telly.
>>212714258PollyMC, that's Polly with two Ls
>>212714286me efter a half a pill of ecstasy
Fuck my post check the captcha
>>212714208Is this a legit question?
You're supposed to clean before you bottom. You don't really eat or at least eat very lightly and try and stick to liquids before. Before sex you use an enema until the fluid comes out clear.
>>212714286you just described the cronem
>>212714295yeah ;_; get me out
>>212714322don't get it
also why can't you afford a pass
>>212714296Guy I guarantee you it'll be easier to find love as a cis man than a trans woman.
>>212714258>they upgrade minecraft or something>gave ample time and warnings to upgrade my account along with it>ignored it since the emails went to my unused hotmail account>stuck with the old version unless i pay moneythis is someone else's fault and not mine
mad how my captcha solves itself
why are you lot talking about penises
>>212714286yep, unironically wish i was born an unhinged sociopath
>>212714367it's a guy thing, babe, now go get us some beers.
the cronem will be deported
>>212714343need a canzuk alliance for white men with 4-5.5 inch cocks we'd rule the world
*blows my boatswain's call*
>>212714376homosexual guy thing more like, you poof
>>212714317Imagining doing E with a Zara Larsson lookalike in Stocktown, 2015
The 4.9 inch nobber will be put to task
snogged a girl on mdma in 2011 and nothing has felt better than that since
>>212714398We need to bring back the lash
It's all there, it's all waiting. Of course it can be done; it depends upon ourselves.
You say: "But again, we're scattered individuals. Everything's against us. Governments, money, press, television - all the new forces are used against us." All the great forces, all the material powers of the world, you say, are against you. And so they are - you're quite right to feel that.
And I don't underrate them, but I don't despair and you shouldn't despair. Because you, like I, have read something of history. You know something of the record of the achievement of Europeans. And dark as this hour is, it's no darker, it's not as dark as some of the hours you've known in European history.
When everything was cowardice, treachery, and betrayal. And when the Saracen hordes from far outside Europe swept right across that continent, and would've come on over our own Britain too, if they hadn't been stopped. And it didn't only happen once, it's happened more than once.
Small bands of men in resolution, in absolute determination, giving themselves completely and saying "Europe shall live!" And they stood firm and faced the menace to Europe: its values, its civilizations, the glory of its achievement - all those things in mortal danger. And they stood firm, they faced it, they came together, and more and more ran it to their standards, and those hordes were thrown back. Again and again and again, our Europe lived in triumph because the will of Europe still endured!
We've got other forces against us - not those particular forces, but the power of money, the power of press. All those things are against us. And how can you stop it? My friends, by an act of will, an act of the European will.
My friends, today, just as much as in the past, we can meet the dark forces which in another way threaten our European life with eternal night. We can rally those forces, and in the end, we can prevail and we can triumph!
any funny videos on ebaumsworld today?
>>212714367We're not woofters afraid of touching another man in the dick.
>>212714423i just assume there must be a load of 4-5 inchers around considering the average is like 5 something
maybe there's some 3 inchers about
scary times
Actually yeah im in the mood for a laugh any funny shows/movies recently?
>>212714449hello sir i will be visiting KL in october
>>212714464just saw 2 girls 1 cup
>>212714484>maybe there's some 3 inchers about>scary timeshaha yeah...
>>212714487your life in retrospect
need something new in life. don't want my entire life to /brit/, games and porn
big ol willard on the 'log
>>212714491nice but im in borneo
Any good You're the Man Now, Dog videos?
the argument that 'all men would want tobshag teenagers if it was allowed' is such a pedo cope, so if you had a daughter you'd be completely fine with her getting shagged by 30 year old blokes when shes 14?
>>212714513he's never getting in, never ever
he has to stay out there forever
eBaum's World
Something Awful
CollegeHumor
Newgrounds
>>212714490insane how fit they are
>>212714490Indiana sucks. Cross the Ohio River from beautiful Kentucky into Indiana and suddenly everythingโs shit and John Mellencamp is fellating a chili dog.
>>212714516huh... You know I used to think it was a tragedy, but now I realize you're right.
>>212714539>all men would want tobshag teenagers if it was allowedmen want to shag 17 year olds whether or not it's allowed, because the law doesn't change biology
bacardi breezer weather this
girls your uncle rorke is coming over to visit later so you two need to go upstairs and put some clothes on
I reported someone in a general I post in for clearly joking about killing Trump. He got perma banned and his 4chan pass was revoked kek.
I wasted some yanks 20 dollars :^) I'm such a ruby
>>212714518There is nothing possible that anyone could ever do that would really give their life meaning. This is about as good as it gets. Drink it in - it's all downhill from here.
>>212714518Ofcom's banning two of those so you'll have to find something else to do anyway
>>212714570Anyone in this picture British?
>>212714568No guy I keep telling you that's legit not the case unironically you are a pedophile.
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They all had bumming sex together after this picture was taken.
Mams start watching conspiracy shite pushed by the algorithms and it leads to their children dying.
We need a re-enlightenment in this country. Miners used to have book clubs. The future of the UK is a road rage TikTok compilation.
>>212714616So the instant a girl turns 18 it's no longer paedophilic to find her attractive?
>>212714642technically more like 21 when they're fully developed but yeh
having fun isn't hard when you have a library card
starting to see why ofcom wants to nuke us
>It is "shameful" that black boys growing up in London are "far more likely" to die than white boys, Metropolitan Police chief Sir Mark Rowley has told Sky News.
Wogs joining gangs and stabbing each other en masse, this is of course whitey's fault as usual
>>212714633bowden was talking about this 14 years ago and now he's dead and no one on earth is half as eloquent or forceful or convincing a speaker as he was.
>>212714658Yeah because a 20 year old is prepubescent. You don't even know what a pedophile is ya mong
>>212714677are there even any white children left in london lol
might start referring to the cronem as 'the crones'
>>212714677London is literally minority white right now so these are the people who get voted into power.
>>212714642Depending on your age it can be creepy but when someone's a legal adult with their own autonomy then yeah its not pedo.
If you're like a 38 y/o man and fetishize 18 year olds im gonna assume you're a pedo though because you're obvously just going as young as you can because you're a pedophile.
>>212714614yes her majesty Elizabeth Angela Marguerite Bowes-Lyon
Is Accelerationism where you get happy about things getting worse because it means it's nearly over soon or something like that?
Why don't you stip SPAMMING me?
>>212714694no, mostly all strange globalist hybrids nowadays
>>212714691as a man in your late 20s spend a week with a 19-20 year old and you'll quickly realize why you don't belong with them
you just have a fetish for young women
>>212714633If you look at the figures, the people not taking up vaccines are BAMEs. They all have a pathological fear of going to the doctor to be innoculated against viruses and diseases that have been cured by the white man.
Evidently the same mental affliction that prevents them opening a window or applying mould remover in their council flats. They'd sooner let their child die of mould.
This is corruption how, man?
>>212714616No point in convincing him, being a nonce is ingrained into the British as something quietly accepted
I want to think about and analyze ideas that 99.99% of the world doesn't give a fuck about, because THAT'S different!
>>212714729calm down Leonardo DiCaprio
>>212714633>The future of the UK is a road rage TikTok compilation.wheres dashcamlad
>appears in a late 1940s British b&w noir film
>you have nothing in common with 20 year old women!
It's unclear what I have in common with 30 year old women.
>>212714737I do not want to play your games. I do not want you to bully me. I do not enjoy it in any way. You are quite annoying. What do they teach you? If you want war I will make you kill yourself. Too many of you's don't you think western, man?
>>212714746>die of mould.does this really happen?
https://youtu.be/2q9l0YkgLyk?si=lW_nOgUhK6fRchYi
Too many for no reason please chill out !
>>212714707>>212714729I'm not talking about what people actually do, in practice, or whether they are breaking a particular law in a particular country. I am talking about sexual attraction. If I show you some pictures of girls around the ages of 17-21 and ask you whether you find them attractive, I can guarantee that you will say yes to some of the ones below the age of consent. If you think this makes you a pedophile (i.e. someone attracted to children) you are retarded.
Also I wank to milfs and BBWs so I don't fetishise skinny young girls.
>>212714771you'll need too speak to one first, i'm afraid
>>212714539The problem with this argument is that you picture a certain kind of 30 year old bloke, an undesirable one. If you ask yourself the question again but reframe the older one as genuinely good, someone who is likely more accomplished and better than yourself, and the younger one as evil or a troublemaker, your answer would change.
>>212714704At the last census in 2021, London was 54% white, which of course is a majority. Basically you add up these percentages and you get 54%:
>White British - 37%>White Irish - 2%>White Gypsy / Irish Traveller - ~0%>White Roma - ~0%>White Other - 15%https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_London#Ethnicity
>>212714783To black children in London council flats, yes.
Anyone else just uses mould remover then opens a window to prevent future mould. It's not fully understood why blacks don't open windows but it has been speculated it may be to do with not letting evil spirits in.
most of you do actually have a lot in common with 18 year old girls. you're still making poo jokes and play minecraft.
okay no sugarcoating it
why are most Brits so fat and ugly?
Stop ypu bloody chill out..
>>212714832no it wouldn't because it's still predatory against someone who is both physically mentally and emotionally immature
>>212714846>>White Other - 15%Jeets
>>212714824OK what would I, a man who has never spoken to a woman and who has lived his entire life in front of a computer, have in common with the average 30 year old woman?
>>212714849don't understand how anyone could die of mould
mould lung? but what would that really do
gonna go out on a limb and say it - it's far too hot today.
>>212714712Nearly. You want things to get more extreme to get people who are almost on your side to fully commit to the response you think is appropriate.
Then again you could just bing it.
>>212714812I think I'd only find them attractive if I didn't ever speak to them at all, but if you do and still find them attractive you're either a dimwit or developmentally stunted because they're fucking cringe (or you're just a nonce)
You bloody chill chill out for fuck eye sight gone you bump stop haha yeah
Well lads I've managed to trim my gonads, finish setting up the hard drive and laptop, pay off the credit card, don't need to take down scaffold anymore.
It's all coming together lads
>>212714832no, no it fucking wouldn't, wtf kinda premise is that?
>>212714872Sexual attraction isn't based on personality.
>>212714296you're above average. try having 4 incher like me
>>212714815Would make a cracking indian restaurant
a surprise amount of women farting on tiktok
Stop you stop and you stop chill the fuck out you bloody fucker clueless literal nigger sex sex sex
enough is enough rorke. youre letting her in
>>212714712it's like letting as many migrants in as possible, giving everyone PIP, and basically destroying everything so we can move towards a solution instead of wasting our entire life slowly complaining about the problem and never getting anything done
who were those men on the train tracks?
>>212714889So you're just an unsophisticated animal then? Outing yourself as a simpleton?
>>212714862you would probably only have things in common with women your age who have been onliners since they were kids and have pretty much become unsocialized and feral.
>>212714904my kingdom for a source
>>212714854People are either lazy, or work slaves with unhealthy habits.
There is little spirit for exercise amongst like 60% of the populace
>>212714927Ok so you'd fuck a man because he had a good personality. Nice one faggot, stop replying to me.
>>212714712it means it'll change faster to the next thing but it assumes the next thing is better.
really thats no different from the suicide indset of fleeing the burning building
we're no better than trump and his pedos
>>212714911>a solutiongrow up, real life is not mad max or the road, an accelerated Britain is just Brazil
>>212714943Logical and โ logical or, stupid nonce
>>212714889grim if you genuinely believe that, literally a barely sentient creature
>>212714945splatting on the ground IS better than burning to death
Tell me when it happen you life
>>212714943Bodied that modus tollens freak
>>212714854What I find shocking walking down the high street is just how many Brits are absolutely fucked in terms of mobility. You have 30 year olds zipping about on little scooters, and a large number of people in wheelchairs, using crutches, walking sticks or whatever.
>>212714908Cats and catboys love rorke
>>212714866instead of healthy alveoli they're filled with fucking mould
Iโm classically and ruggedly handsome
Need her farts up my nostrils pronto.
haha yeah mate *grabs the back of your head and repeatedly slams your face into the table*
>>212714986because they're all fraudulently claiming disability benefits
>>212715009God those massive old grandmother glasses now. Josh is a fucking tool lol
>So you're just an unsophisticated animal then? Outing yourself as a simpleton?
>>212714972yes thats what i meant. but only in that insistence. minuscule circumstances out of all circumstances . thats why people who arent suicidal dont relate to suicide. likewise accelerationism only makes sense where the splat is better than the burn
>>212714929i just searched for farts(peido) on tiktok out of...curiosity
would like to shag a 20 year old but i'm already 29 does this make me a paedophile
>>212714994im just a rorke boy nobody loves me
hes just a rorke boy from a rorke family
>>212715025lemme see your frail wrist mong
>>212715045No, most of the attention I get as a 29 year old is from 18-23 year old women
you know those videos where men and women are asked to rate women based on looks
all the men get on with the job, start ranking the women by body, face, etc.
all the women start arguing about "personality" and completely ignore things like someone being obese
that's what you sound like when you say sexual attraction is about personality. kwab
londonbros, why did this happen? I just don't understand
>>212714858I don't think Indians would report themselves as white, they would report themselves in the Asian ethnic category
I think "white other" is Europeans basically. London has a lot of people from across Europe (French, Portuguese, Polish, etc) - many moved over when the UK was in the EU.
>>212714518for me, it's /brit/ and toil
sad
In the event of acceleration, the ruling class will, Brazil-like, retreat behind walls, gates, helicopter pads, and armed guards to spare themselves actual violence, and the common men will be torn to shreds. Favelas and electrified fence enclaves.
>>212715086need to see your twink body
>>212715060my mate wants to dress up as a woman and wear a thong with his hairy arse and willy bulge out and read books about palestine to children
is he a paedophile?
>>212715061why don't you just draw on your real life experiences with past girlfriends and female friends rather than some engagement bait jubilee video
my twinkish body feels frail in this 24ยฐc weather
>>212715094as the other lad said, sexual attraction has nothing to do with whether someone is a potential mate.
Leftypol giving it his best shot
just realised that audiโs โquattroโ series is in reference to the 4 rings in their logo
>>212715064scream
https://www.change.org/p/urge-tfl-to-tackle-headphone-dodgers
>>212715122Weird little gimp
>>212715093I always think the "what about the children" line that gets brought into everything that someone disagrees with is completely stupid, as if the effect of something on children alone is the whole reason for a person disliking the current thing, there should be a name for it
>>212715053I miss Freddy Purrkitty
>>212715128this made me do a think and now i realise that the quattro on the razor is a reference to the 4 blades
>>212715135>headphone dodgers
>>212715122sir bag puncher
>>212715122He's hiding his true strength
when your grandaughter looks at you asks 'what did you do to stop the genocide in palestine' what will you say?
filled with rage. all immigrants, racists, boat people, rapists, gore posters, rape posters, pedos, political brain rot fags, christfags, americans, israelis, idf soldiers and radical muslims etc can get fucked and die and leave this planet
far too cold
got the heating on me
>>212715178ever got shoved into a locker in "high school"?
>>212715064Just stick some earphones in your ears, or ear plugs, to block out the noise. Job done.
a strange man approched me
>>212715185I died for Israel
>>212715185No one here will ever breed
>>212715188>immigrants, racists, boat people, rapistsnice bar
Ofcom has today launched investigations into whether seven file-sharing services, 4chan and porn provider First Time Videos have failed to comply with their duties under the UKโs Online Safety Act.
just realised the Quintippio is named as such due to its revolutionary 15 blade technology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbCLEAUE5Rk
>>212715185I stopped buying dead sea bath salt
>>212715216>First Time Videoslink?
>>212715197Ain't had lockers when I was in high school. Kids these days you know, little rascals love their guns a bit too much.
>>212715185ill tell her i posted loads of hashtags
>>212715185>he thinks we are getting grandchildrensuch naivety
>>212715197No but i gave a lot of wedgies to boys
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>>212715216Why is it their duty to comply with our retarded laws? They're not hosted in the UK
>>212715221LMAO remember wanting the 15 blade razor when i saw this like 10 years ago
If that was really your arm you're absolutely adorable yankee
>>212715248you are supposed to be the danger
>>212715254it's the same as the cookie banner. if they want to host the service in the uk they have to comply, otherwise they get blocked. it happens within states in the US as well.
>banning FTV
what exactly is wrong with that site? it's just porn
>>212715143Virtue signalling maybe
Though obviously it is possible dislike something for one reason while also recognizing that it's bad for another reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE
haven't shaved in like 6 months idgaf
whats up with these is it just searches from my ip
have a short beard at the moment, but sometimes I'll shave, you know just depends on how I feel and if I can be bothered haha x
why do you all want kids to access porn again? OFCOM and the online safety act is a normal law that should have been enacted 20 years ago. Maybe now children won't grow up to be runtish coomer freaks like you lot who bought belle delphines bath water
love feeling my wispy sideburns
>>212714854I stress eat because you keep hurting my feelings ;_;
>>212715330mumberg onamadone
>>212715337>belle delphinesevan walkey a prolific /fa/ poster around 2017 who lived on the Isle of Wight dated her in high school and in 2020 killed himself
>>212715337Instagram and TikTok are loaded with soft core porn though
wispy sideburns, bristly beard and mustache hair
what's up with that
>>212715342*holds you and strokes your hair*
It's okay baby, you're okay. You're really an incredible person.
I went on my usual blackchud twitter hunt for lolcows, and found a black supremacist chud was someone I talked to on omegle years like 7 years ago.
He was actually really nice based on that ten minute conversation I had with him.
He went
>pulls his hair back first thing to show his hairline
>"How bad is it?"
>....
>"Well considering you're Somalian, you're doing pretty fucking okay man. That's like a full head of hair for you guys."
>Both laugh.
Stop you shit well known gosh.
"HEADPHONE DODGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this station before. There could be HEADPHONE DODGERS anywhere."
>>212715399>>"Well considering you're Somalian, you're doing pretty fucking okay man. That's like a full head of hair for you guys."
>>212715367fair enough topping yourself after fumbling a bag of that magnitude
>>212715367you just made that up
>>212715433do you know our mouse friend?
>>212715337Because itโs nanny state bollox that doesnโt stop kids from accessing porn anyway, parents are the ones who should take responsibility for regulating what their kids have access to online. Not my fault your parents were negligent and you turned out this way.
>>212715440why do women record themselves staring at the camera making faces and more importantly why do people watch them and repost these videos
>>212715447I believe her, after the philmarilion guy yeah some weird shit goes down here sometimes.
>>212715367Why do you continue this larp?
>>212715440nice limbal rings
t. knows what limbal rings are
>>212715425Weird though how he was the most affable and normal sounding guy, but he's now posting on twitter about gassing kikes and white genocide.
OFCOM is doing the right thing
>>212715458why are you gay
ooooo im the ghost of evan walkey ooooo
i killed myself and i went out with belle delphine ooooooo
now im a ghost oooooo
>>212715028That sounds illegal.
>>212715307What's mad is that many people like that post on 4chan too. It's just that the incels on 4chan deny that they're incels.
>>212715455Yeah people said this 20 years ago and now we've raised the most demonic coomer freaks in human history. We have to work with the reality that most parents are scum retard morons who don't know how to raise their children correctly. So the state should intervene on behalf of children who were unfortunate enough to have been born in a council estate, and restrict their access to porn. Grow up freak and learn some self control.
Every insult about white Americans being trashy loud crass stupid consumerists works twice as well as an insult against black Americans
For me it's Native Americans, the only respectable Americans and who actually belong there
how do I fake a disability? i'm a 32 year old incel, think I could fake autism? Tired of working
>>212715519i mean there should only be native americans there to begin with
HEEEEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA OBOBOBOBOB
>>212715519native americans are fat alcoholic gamblers and drug addicts mate
>>212715516Ok so their kids just use a VPN and can access all the porn they want.
anybody who knows anything can see the online safety act amounting to absolutely fuck all unless they full on North Korea tier policing
>>212715447https://www.countypress.co.uk/news/19232892.alcohol-drug-use-killed-man-21-found-decomposed-state/
>>212715540this is how you were created
>>212715549red man likum fire water
>>212715573no mention of Mary-Belle Kirschner
>>212715560most younger people can't even use a computer reckon they won't be able to so easily install a vpn
>>212715519america is for the white man
The ofcom gay porn bill of 2025
>>212715560How will kids pay for a vpn when they dont have an adult bank account? And just because theres ways around it does not disqualify the efforts to stop it.
>>212715579stfu dumbass we were the bad guys its their land
>>212715549You could be describing the Scots, the Greeks or the Chinese. Very respectable qualities
What makes the red man red?
is it me or did it get darker in here
>>212715618NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIMMY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY TIMMY COME BACK PLEASE TIMMY WHY WHY WHY WHY DONT LEAVE US COME BACK TIMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GETTING DARKER GETTING GETTING DARKER
>>212715367could you please share a source for this
PUNCH RORKE IN THE FACE PUT HIM IN HIS FUCKING PLACE
>>212715606You donโt need to pay for a VPN monglord there are loads of free ones. You can literally install a free Chrome extension in seconds and get around it just like that. If a parent isnโt checking what their kids do online they wonโt be checking what extensions they have installed on their browser or apps on their phone.
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Shut the fuck up about some tranny discord faggot drama
>>212715216FTV is based
Eva Lovia's scene is kino
>>212715665Give your head a wobble.
>>212715658*dies for Israel*
>>212715658risky time for that
>>212715655right so because 10% will find ways around the block, the block shouldnt be put in to effect. Are you brain damaged mate
>>212715665no fucking in that video. why would they ban that site?
new soon, hope it's better than this thread
The late 2000s and early 2010s was an absolute golden age for porn.
Almost no restrictions on even popular sites (pornhub had GDP lol), no OnlyFans, there was a continuous stream of hot women doing porn all over Europe and America.
God being a zillennial was good.
>>212715686How bout I knock your block off you nasty little pervert
>>212715600All white Americans should be purged and wiped out and replaced by modern day white Europeans. Hank and Sandra must be replaced by Sven and Giulia
am the hottest scouser on earth