Thread 212729565

Happisburgh footprints edition

Go on, then.

Post the .webm that broke /brit/.

sinnerbros I don't feel so good

>>212729565 (OP)
corrr imagine how many doctors and scientists could get in if there was still a land bridge

a Sunday morning cuddle with Jack

*enters /brit/*

I would also like to shadow an ambulance crew or have an apprenticeship. unrelated but it would help with Pokemon Go as well >:3

>>212729653
a Sunday morning cuddle with Winston

>>212729672
you can shadow an ambulance crew as they cart you off to the nut house

>>212729622
I'll go to prison if I post it

>>212729657
me at 14 doing stupid cringe shit thinking it would make the girls like me

roughly 10 days until 4chan is banned. how are we all feeling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRkWJmRzX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2VcS1WSvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

>>212729656
literally me

>>212729725
stop trying to fit in

Spicy crisps update.
Bought some “Doritos Extra Flamin’ Hot” crisps. Not sure what flavour they’re supposed to be. “Hot flavour” I suppose. Just taste like the red Doritos but maybe 25% spicier.
4/10.
Walkers Max jalapeño and cheese and Pringles flamin’ cheese flavour still topping the charts.

back fdorm toil found a beer in the fridge i didnt know i had

hope I do see some fit girls at the park and they say hello

>>212729632
dont you look a fool

>>212729762
1 beer is pointless. might as well just pour it down the sink

>>212729753
OF/fansly?

>>212729746
why would I not try and fit in

>>212729794
lol bender

I ate that fucking loaf of bread last night

>>212729794
mintii_xo but she doesnt get her cock or hole out last time i checked

>>212729789
ah yes, bbc lifting

>>212729753
thoughts on gender reassignment surgery?

List 6 things that make you feel really good

>>212729783
dont worry lad I did buy a couple on the way home and a bottle of voddy but it's nice to have a cold one waiting init

>>212729820
I ate 8 tortilla wraps last night

>>212729824
grim

>>212729849
based but unsustainable
if you are rich then you might like to try the sweet pancakes (8 pack) to do the same with

>>212729824
Imagine how much money you could rake in being a pretty woman and pretending to be a trannard

>>212729831
a good night's sleep
dossing in my smelly bedroom
food
not toiling
alcohol
smoking

Half a block of cheese and some dry roasted peanuts for tea x

perusing github repos distributing free software in my perfumed shagger basement

jogging is soo much easier when you tilt your head forwards (but I have a big head)
you will never unsee it now mwah
yesterday I finished my walk by jogging back from a long road at the start of an upwards hill to a long main road, probably .5km or something. then FOR SOM REASON I took the route back home which did NOT have a hill upwards and I was a bit upset about not getting the hill climb in

>>212729753
I'm not lying
I'm not fucking lying
If I had this sultry little minx in front of me, I would lose any notion of morality and just shove him against the wall and break that bussy mercilessly

>>212729911
the woke won’t like this

https://youtu.be/iBQoVcgPZDc?t=52
Screaming. Someone made a Rorke edit with this lad in it

and I still missed the raid

>>212730012
grow up

>>212730009
>someone
Just tell us if you want us to watch a video you made lad. We’re all friends here it’s okay

>>212730024
Pokemon Go is the best thing ever :D

sinner bros we did it

lovely tights

nato globalist slop
directed by a russian no less

the so-called mandem

>>212730009
the same speeches were edited over the same footage with the same music 10 years ago and the country still got 100x worse
they don't seem too effective these montages tbqh

alright lads how's it evening x

>>212730083
Notice the pole she's clinging on to is white

grug bros c'est fini

>>212730042
:)

>>212730101
been drinking wine and watching the 'nis

>>212730081
early life the director

405 Magikarp candies now x

ofcom inspector sex arse

>>212730142
hi mum

>>212730081
best director OF ALL TIME was a Russian

toby mcmousenonce sex arse

>>212729966
https://youtu.be/wp43OdtAAkM?si=GWOJ7XtfO1QyvMYE

me contemplating switching to firefox after the 4chanx purge

>>212730090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDBWpRK_7bQ

think catberg's been stung on the foot by a bee. looks all swollen and he's limping like a mong.

sinners not italian lets be real

How do I actually get into cuckolding?

>>212730187
okay this is based

>>212729828
find the concept and the results utterly repulsive but if it helps manage their dysphoria fair play to them

>>212730168
getting some food before heading to katy's ends

>>212730169
nothing wrong with wine lad you should investigate it

thats 7:30, cya!
it was a pleasure

Why are Italian tourists so loud? What is going on?

Is it weird to go on holiday with your family at 23

Literally my only pleasures in life are posting on 4chan and sometimes watching porn.

It's hard being a kissless handholdless virgin. And this shithole government wants to take away my pitiful respite. Fuck this.

Little fella called Hakim just brought me some goodies on a bike x

>>212730249
yes extremely

>>212730249
why would it be weird to go on holiday with your wife and children?

>>212730249
weird between 18-25
then normal again
x

Privatize the government

>>212730221
>dysphoria
they just need a good rogering and someone to wife them up and they'll be right

>>212730262
Why
>>212730271
You know full well that’s not what I’m talking about
>>212730280
Why

>>212730249
depends on the holiday and what your family's like. i generally have a laugh when i get together with my family, so if mum wants to book somewhere nice i'm in.

>>212730282
need this

>>212730314
I go abroad with my parents. Not weird at all, just don't bring birds back to your hotel

>>212730304
>why
im joshing m8
why ask if its weird? who cares if you want to go

if its ibiza with your mum then yeah maybe

Rorke going to Benidorm with his nan

>>212730346
oh? x

this brave browser's pretty good lads, would recommend

alcaraz could top me

my dehumidifier leaked everywhere fucks sake

Balding, sweating, farting, gaming and masturbating in my smelly bedroom.

>>212730407
I would love to top him he has a really nice arse

my 6 previous hobbies didn't get me friends or a gf. thinking of picking up a new one. considering either crocheting, lego or rock collecting. what do you guys think

>>212730423
porn game is it?

>>212730462
alcaspaz

>>212730430
not for me bet it's like a gorilla down there

>>212730462
Room's completely unfurnished. Where was this shot?

>>212730482
grug smack

>>212730487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57PQwe_Pus

girl at work must have a bmi of 15

got into a fight with my mom over my sister again award

>>212730487
would

>>212730496
i've wanked to her

>>212730487
mogs mine

>>212730533
Proper sad gimp who did this, torturing a mentally ill man to make a few spackers on /brit/ laugh

>>212730519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghomRO272w

done 7 incredibly sweaty wanks this weekend

raping my arse with a tennis racquet

Always find it incredible how popular tennis is, a sport full of posh twats with minimal levels of athleticism compared to other sports

>>212730583
oh it was dreadful and i for one do not approve of it in the slightest it's just extremely funny

raped again award

Gillian Jacobs is so hot

Bro please come on you cunt !

>>212730593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpEzwjC60CQ&list=RDMpEzwjC60CQ&start_radio=1
Love lo-fi house

might crack open a brewski

fresh start 2morrow
alarm on for 6am, going gym before toil
cutting it all right down
26 now you see and it’s time to act like it

Russian yeah?

>>212730663
Mong tastes

swear if neighbourstein doesn't quieten down soon i'm going to say something ungentlemanlike

>>212730663
me too anon
that footage was also used for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfspfsc-eg

>>212730650
literally the face and body of a 10 year old boy
are you a gay pedo?

my God a good rogering is exactly what I need!

our future is brazil if we're lucky, south africa if we're not

>>212730681
>26 now
It's over lad

>>212730628
you must hate cricket

>>212730714
thats a tautology

My guts are craving a proper AIDS dick. Need a potent load desperately. Love when it's a stranger, too. Smell is irresistible

>>212730664
might grab some overpriced beer from my local jeet corner hop

>>212730727
I enjoy cricket more, there's far less posh twats and much more athleticism involved

>>212730628
tennis isn't popular, wimbledon is

>>212730628
>minimal levels of athleticism compared to other sports
Nonsense

might start taking steroids even though they shrink your balls

think we should all start a /bri/t frat house and start out own gang and wear leather jackets and vape in the /brit/ garden and have our own gang sign and handshake

>>212730752
>much more athleticism
definitely not

why do troons think its ok to be walking around with their tits and cocks out
you cant have it both ways you vile buggers

No no.

>>212730628
midwit

>>212730628
you've clearly never played tennis you fat cunt

ffs might just get back in the vapes
literally feel no different now that I stopped reckon they are completely harmless

>>212730782
i like when he turns around :)
he likes it ))

I am Russian..

some lad on here called them the they/thems the other week and its how i've been referring to them ever since

>>212730711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVq4_8CJJg&list=RDUIVq4_8CJJg&start_radio=1

>>212730804
>>212730759
>>212730815
Done you all, fat bastards. Yes, there are many other sports requiring greater strength, greater endurance, greater body co-ordination, greater mobility and the list goes on.

>>212730834
the they/themdem?

>>212730833
timmy writin allat while cronem administering quicktap

You fuck !

has mousenonce renewed his /brit/ contract yet?
cos we've let far too many talents slip away from this general over the years due to money issues

>UK has 310 tons of gold
>Germany has 3352 tons
damn where did all that gold that england stole from the colonies go

>>212730173
Kubrick wasn't Russian

>>212730867
love it

>>212730839
https://open.spotify.com/track/7sjAdViwzNT86fAEAD3nVO?si=44af9f26df504183
can't find it on jewtube

>>212730856
there's a reason why racket sports are recreationally favoured by the skinnyfat mid-30s male

First try..

>>212730910
Sorry lad, I don't have Spotify

>>212730793
that's disgusting, where do you even see things like that

>>212730173
midwit

>>212730871
Imagine plowing into that while driving a giant American SUV

Ghana in 2016:

https://youtu.be/DHIiLMdRhjo?si=XMO25-4OZCS3hjHr

>>212730782
Catberg and I entering /brit/

>>212730910
>si=
That's you doxxed

>>212730856
Nonsense
Tennis requires excellent cardiovascular fitness and hand eye coordination

>>212730956
your dads bedroom

>>212730959
hs?

>>212730968
that's ok enjoy my playlist

stupid jap bitch

>>212730628
>minimal levels of athleticism compared to other sports
What a moronic claim

>>212730894
gordon brown sold about 400 tonnes but germany has an unusual amount of gold for its size

>>212730995
Mad how this is just happening everywhere now

Wish we had Ren Faires in the British Isles. They look well mint.

The acclaimed author David Foster Wallace was also quite the tennis player.

>>212730995
Middle aged women with a background in HR who have never undergone a minute of trials or tribulations in their whole lives will be the down fall of civilisation

>>212730970
>>212731004
See >>212730928

>>212731048
Tell us about your life experience

>>212731041
okay relaxxxxxx

>>212731041
that's
um

>>212731041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa5tVC9bLHM

>>212731062

* Shit in the street
* Shit in the street
* Shit in the street

Remember lads, if she doesn't gasp when you first put it in, you might as well go home, you've not got the tools for the job x

Daughter posted this on her insta and im worried x

>>212731096
mad how it all comes down to women getting the vote

god save the quing

There's really nothing quite like it
when i die i would like to live in this picture
calmness rushes over me when i look at it

>>212731112
nothing they could do

>>212731041
she's usually more naked than this

>>212731096
it's always foids

>>212731132
frutiger aero heaven x

>>212731112
don't know what point this video is trying to make

Get the wogs deported

>>212730928
>>212731061
Beginners can play tennis without high levels of fitness, sure. Same with football. Same with anything. But if you want to be good then you have to be extremely fit. Sports that require less fitness would be things like shooting and archery I guess.

>>212731132
yes yes yes

>>212731110
What did they wrap around that tree?

she's dumb

>>212731125
fucking hate incest cuckold larpers

I would enjoy making love to her (The person, not the ar*b)

cat japan :o

bosh

>>212731178
Tennis is almost in that category. Football players are far stronger and display greater levels of cardiovascular ability, and even then, there are still sports with greater athletic demands.

>>212731178
you don’t need to be very fit to play cricket at a very high level

>>212731220
PICKY DINNER

>>212731220
lovely

>>212731220
alton towers

>>212731125
Does your daughter even know this lass?

>>212731212
>devil horns

>>212731216
Imagine giving him a running punt straight over that house

>>212729656
So this is Rorke

time for your special "injection" rorke!

Desperately needing a piss
Might go toilet

>>212731212
Evil people

this photo was just 21 days ago
he was still alive 11 days ago

Right.
That does it.
Going to play some Baldur's Gate 3. Yes I am.

might visit nepal

>>212731298
Cans status?

>>212731220
DYEL

>>212731287
She absolutely won the lottery. Good for you hun x

>>212731303
that horse looks lovely and soft

>>212731220
Saw this on Reddit yesterday

>>212729565 (OP)
Leftypol not going to like that evidence
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiregional_origin_of_modern_humans

>>212731287
No sympathy, killed his brother being a reckless idiot

>>212731220
Dadberg's meal of choice

actually lads when japs talk about liking immigration they mean just immigrating to that one village where parasites make you murder your friends

>>212731287
dead now though

shitting and screaming through all the letterboxes on my street at 3am

>>212731334
would shower him with sugar lumps

>>212731334
yeah? you like them soft do you

>>212731287
Literally don't care at all

literally no supports israel anymore so what’s canslads problems. but hey i guess that’s what you expect from someone who posts “How do I get into cuckolding?”

Notice.

>>212731312
Had a few ciders and a few oysters today x

What other boards/generals do you peruse?

>>212731220
this in chunks looks terrible
why don't you cut it all up in fine chunks and eat it like a salad

>>212731375
i am actually a bit frightened of horses

I am Russian..

>>212731395
crafted for the dark lords of the gambia

>>212731417
None. /brit/ loyal, me

>>212731317

Fucking ape. Never worked a day in its life, the nigger. Disgusting

>>212731417
none

>>212731417
/hm/

>>212731440
>>212731451
sad cunts

Pass.

>>212731395
https://youtu.be/u7E6FgVVk9A?si=7UW00MbFpcRDsIsO [Embed] □ kansallismuseo.fi/en/seurasaarenulkomuseo □ https://youtu.be/GukNjYQZW8s?si=LgcG35iJwyiNGeSQ [Embed] https://youtu.be/7RwH74Mvr_A?si=1aA5BeNG41MHx1kb [Embed] □

>>212731417
/brit/, /tv/, /pw/, /his/, /lit/ and sometimes a cheeky perusal of /gif/ aha x

>>212731212
I though the Irish are normally on the side of Palestine

>>212731476
sad for spending time on one part of the smelly incel website instead of multiple? hs?

>>212731417
/vt/ /sp/ /tv/

Sup. Faggot??

>>212731417
/vg/wpsg/
/hm/

why are so many of you gay

>>212731345
>an alternative explanation to the more widely accepted "Out of Africa" model
Rorke on suicide watch

>>212731507
ME AND WHO

i am very into music, films, and literature but i don't go on /mu/ /tv/ or /lit/ because i don't want 4chan people to influence the way i feel about things that i actually enjoy

Rebel...

>>212731544
epigenetic. something went wrong in the womb. i'm a faggot, btw

Bed by 9 methinks

>>212731497
I committed my social cause energy to Tibet, and I'm not leaving that until Tibet is free.
Bo dzuhyoh!
In 10 years time, all the palestinian supporters will have moved on to the next trendy thing to care about. Me? I'll still be on Tibet. Because I'm not here for popularity. Because I don't quit.

didnt enjoy my last poo so put it back in my arse for later

>>212731575
>something went wrong in the womb
>went wrong
idk but can you imagine having a kid? i fucking hate children

>>212731630
same but because i enjoyed the poo

just checked my emails and it seems i've drunkenly contacted a number of local LGBT friendly therapy services last night
fucks sake

captain
jean-luc picard
of the uss
enterprise

Indian...

>>212731651
utterly revolting. slimy fucks the lot of them

>>212731680
bizarre

knobstein demanding fannyberg

eat the slop, rorke

Hmm I think these backroom casting couch flicks aren't quite genuine

0

>>212642091

>>212642091

>>212731625
tell me about tibet fennian brother

>>212730249
I miss going on family holidays. Everyone's grown older and further apart.

>>212731716
idk how breeders cope with potentially getting some roastie pregnant every time they get their peckers wet and ruining their lives
it's too much pressure

I M Russian..

Are you allowed to drink gin and tonics on direct flights to Islamabad, Pakistan?

I am Russian.

>>212731895

>>212731895

>>212731895

>>212729734
Damn that's a chill muslim

>>212729971
Sorry for this slight inconvenience my distinguished british friends, it's because of this kind of cringe turbo-fag >>212729971 that I never show my french flag on /pol/.