Thread 212738826

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>>212738826 (OP)
kys nonce

spunking in a lads mouth and making him swallow le based?

>>212738848
Have you been seething about me all day?

>>212738634
No swear to God I'm not gn, but I tapered off for about 5 years and only binged socially, had like 2-3 drinks a night during that stretch before quitting fully. But I was getting pretty loopy and losing touch with what actually had happened in my life and what I'd imagined or dreamed happened. Can see how DTs would work but never got that deep. Shakes though pretty much all of the time, drank in the morning most days as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg2Tjdu9sw0

Ok have your laugh, have your laugh. We'll see who's laughing in an hour.

>>212738853
wtf what happened

>>212738952
Blog tf on

ahaha great stuff

you guys like wondermeat?

Heatherpaedo spotted

Anal playing with all the birds (women) in the thread.

>>212739343
If you don't know, you don't need to know

>>212739447
she was based

+ £0.003 to your bank account

On my way to Wetwang

peng

>>212739382
insane how people wank to this and finish up and still consider themselves straight

>>212739510
Are these people in the room with you now? Sitting exactly where you are? Wearing exactly the same clothes as you?

>>212739488
one time i tried to make money by answering paid surveys online, got about 17p

>>212739521
vgh pvlish wvmen

With a Poowong population of about 360 (town data) to 715 (wider region), we'd estimate fewer than 1 sexual offence per year locally—though even one case is serious. Note that statistics for rural areas can underrepresent incidents due to lower reporting rates and smaller populations.

there's a rape niche in the poowong market lads

>>212739533
yh..

>>212739578
must be annoying when someone rapes you but he's the only car mechanic in 200 miles

oi wos roiped in poowong

I respect Bob Vylan for his comments on Palestine but I hate him because he's a nigger and I'm a racist

Any of you got that be quiet faggot slave image?

>>212739656
scroiming

I was having a debate about this in another thread
How do you interpet what is happening in this video?

>>212739707
Thanks la x

You're fired!

toil freaks do be sleeping rn

>>212739778
not in this heat

>>212739805
*bites your thighs painfully*

genuinely unsure ive ever been so depressed in my life

>>212739874
ktim downward spiral lad

>>212738826 (OP)
My old MMA teacher told me modern boxing comes from British people and Irish he said it's why their teeth were naturally awful

>>212739874
it'll get better in a few years lad

>>212739874
>>212739707

>>212739900
when? im 33. i honestly dont think it can get better, im too far gone.

Cook niggers in a convection oven

THINGS
CAN ONLY GET GAYER

NEW
>>212737584
>>212737584
>>212737584

wanted to play vtmb but got filtered by the unofficial patch installation once again just can't be bothered with this shit

simcity 3000
now that was a game

>>212739975
ktim just turned 30

Are these people in the room with you now? Sitting exactly where you are? Wearing exactly the same clothes as you?

'Cause I'll be you and you'll be me
There's lots and lots for us to see
There's lots and lots for us to do

Bite her neck

hello cummers. I am an American; I want to make moonshine in Scotland; evade the law; theand send more code messages across poles (for free). I want to bring more capitalism to the advertisements

I love the I.B.M. Henry Ford did nothing wrong. Greatest ally still. Thoughts and prayers (for the holocaust -

dogshit post hidden.
1. I am sending bad thoughts your way
A. these are very negative thoughts you see
2. negative energy too
A. you are receiving bad thoughts
B. they are coming your way

>>212740280
The plan

the mission

>>212740354
Bite her backside too

the mission: bad thoughts (your way). bad energy sent to you and you recieving it

there's a yank tranny with an arm like this itt and another yank tranny with a massive ham shank wrist.

we love the I.B.M. HAIL the I.B.M. !!

>>212740377
When I get to her

legal age young people going to mental prison for life should be able to be bought

>>212740361
>>212740384
>>212740404
>>212740423
quentin

>>212740384
>>212740404
>>212740423
>>212740444
mental illness

>>212740446
You’re coming to her?

no difference between (woman trying to) turn a man gay and a school shooting if you think about it

>>212740448
>>212740457

>world was covered in ice a few thousand years ago
normies actually believe this shit

>>212740476
Three times per day

in a world where it doesnt matter about other people at all it would be able to be bought

>>212740497
What does she look like?

>>212740486
too right pinkie

the CIA

>>212740486
Watch janny delete this but leave up heatherpaedo's deranged spam

jenny on a mad one

>actually using this absurdly new spam edition
>he's melting down in it
lmfao

haha! boo!

Okay Jarvis, detonate the nigger extinction bomb.

>>212740552
im going to put salt on you!

>>212740580
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212740508
Like peanut butter but more shapely

got a frozen pizza in the oven
legit haven't had one in over a year bet it'll taste grim

>>212740598
She got them dark brown shark eyes too, I bet.

Hope tranny yank and chaser bong fall in love and have segs

hello cum
I have American posts one sec

by the way I am a real person, stop calling me a bot

>>212740650
Will taste like the cardboard it came in

>>212740692
this is /brit/ tobert

>>212740652
Possibly

im talking to the Americans

>>212740684
Great big milk caravan on her

>>212740650
Dr Oetker is better than most restaurants for over half the price

Need woman

>>212740672
Me too

need gf need gf need gf need gf need gf need gf need gf need gf

>>212740715
Tears under them too

need this

>>212740610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LdQY3umlBw

>>212740672
Me three

that's the rain on corr

get toby's colon gaped and inspected

>>212740823
cor

sweating like a pig

>>212740773
Afterwards, maybe

i just roke up

>>212740853
Burning up

If you swallow air while you’re vaping instead of inhaling will it eventually come out as a fart?

>>212740919
gm CIA agent hi

>>212740919
>>212739707

there should be a sex pill which consistently gives someone a nosebleed when they take it, for sex purposes and that should be legal (things with blood if it is clean)

cummers, I disagree with the uzi (and submachine guns) tax. so long as the user is trained as part of a militia

to protect it from tyranny

>>212740934
morning guv. enjoying a extra strong black 'fee and a tropical peach vape

>>212741000
vaping is gay except for Skittles flavour (kosher skittles). it IS kosher Skittles - only most are the blue flavour

>>212740926
Interesting, something to dream about

>>212741020
353 migrants on 5 boats?
That’s 70 per boat.
Don’t seem like very small boats at all.

>vaping is gay
am aware

>>212741047
eat Morrisons own-brand peach yogurts or those tubes of yogurt of peach flavour (called frubes) and also well done. and I am not joking with the peach specifically just because your post is about them
but hwo are YOU?

>>212741040
For you or for me?

>>212741045
>Nahem Shoa was born to Jewish parents

some minutes last longer than others
they're not all 60 seconds

hey everyone GARLIC BREAD?

putting on my reading glasses to find the brit thread on the 'log

>>212741084
Both of those

mental how you can just watch a new video of somebody getting blown up by a drone in ukraine everyday

>>212741045
>Vile Schlomo, West Bank settler

heeh? GARLIC BREAD?
GARLIC BREAD? GARLIC BREAD?

licking my finger to better turn pages the 'log

>>212741149
Guess it will just have to be left to the imagination, unless you decide to keep her.

sir queen elizabeth

>on love island poo s a there's a couple called nic and olandria, a white male black female couple
>twitter is full of not only yankoid black women, but UK black women who can't stop talking about how much they love it

a bit touch starved aren't they lads, aye?

Spent just under 119 days listening to stuff on my headphones in the last year.
Basically a third of my life I’m wearing headphones listening to something.
Bit much really now that I think about it.

Goodnight all

https://youtu.be/wu4kINshE6w&t=36

>>212741223
they got that hyperborea fever

>>212741227
ktim

>>212741227
get the ears cleaned

>>212741286
Pardon?

>>212741310
State of that flag. Looks like the special needs class painted it. I’d burn it too.

Only 92° currently. Feels chilly yippee

>>212741310
get them here
get them housed
get them a limited edition labubu each

>>212741311
you probably have a ton of earwax built up

French boys

UwU

uWu

:3

C:

^~^

walking on water

;^)

Hit the strobe lights! All the squares and straggots have gone tay bed!

oops

seeing some off topic faggot posting
this isn't reddit or /lgbt/

>>212741485
It's an unholy crossbreed between the two.

Was reading some of the posts from my namefagging days of yore, honestly incredible I wasn’t doxxed

>>212741092
could you not tell from the name nahem shoa?

fucking thunderclaps are so annoying SHUT THE FUCK UP

/brit/'s dream girl

fucking rain again the whole week FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFF

On the dunny smelling funny

>>212741637
whys she wearing a green glove then?

>>212741485
gayposting IS Brit cultcha mong. Go talk about rocks and burritos with the other brown mutts

>>212741637
She got pregnant

>>212741638
Yeah so basically... we love it.

Brit is my favorite gen but you guys are always sleeping

>>212741637
had a dream tonight where some guy renovating my house showed me his arm with the hand amputated which he lost when some high voltage stuff fell on it and I joked that he dropped it like a crab

bf was doing semen retention and did a massive load in me full of sperms
now im boypregnant

>>212741736
Just wake up earlier you lazy kiwi

Just been doxxed

grim how Avril Lavigne's whole schtick now is being a 40 year old woman who acts like an 18 year old

TwT

>>212741775
Bentest comment I’ve read in a while

Coming back from my 3 day ban as though I wasn't posting the entire time

me on left

post hidden

>>212741775
Good for her

Oh darn. Almost caught.

>>212741805
um

>>212741834
:l~

>>212741855
Kill yourself faggot.

sir blacked raw

>>212741863
Brown hands

Love a nice pink pussy, me. Can’t imagine anyone preferring a man’s ass to it to be honest.

>>212741838
Explain to me why this image is funny please

>>212741899
They don't prefer you however lol

>>212741916
lol

>>212741899
a large percentage of homos were molested as children and that's why they are gay

TND
no exceptions

Brown people
>aREGHHHH gAy pEoplE eXist?.

Also brown people
>yeah so don't tell my wife, it's not gay to suck a tranny anyway!....*glug glug glug*

>>212741903
Well it’s a play on anon calling me lazy and tell me to awake earlier. I was gonna say ‘a wizard is never lazy, he wakes precisely when he needs to’ but I chose to represent this with an image. In the actual movie it’s Gandalf who says this but in the one I chose its Saruman hence making a humorous situation as Saruman is the bad guy.

>>212741994
I don't get it

>>212741994
I'm going to tell you why I found it humorous as well. It reminds me... of that one image... from probably before 2013... of a star wars quote attributed to... star trek... with a picture of a character who was not in either of those franchises... or something along those lines... maybe harry potter and lord of the rings... do you remember that one?

very houseproud me. Some might say, vainglorious.

>>212741968
where's the british culture in this post

I wish I had a horse that got erections

>>212741949
no

>>212742189
Yes.

>>212741949
this

Americans should grow ornamental poppies all around! let a thousand countries have millions of poppies bloom!

>>212742198
Listen pal. Charlie's in the trees.

>>212742198
My guess is that's mostly coming from horny gay teenagers. More of a correlation and partly their doing. Don't really want to google this.

>>212742211
Yeah, and you probably want to bum him.

>>212741949
Pretty obvious when you think about it

watching a vid on Bali and it looks like complete shit

>>212742224
boy your know your sweet ass is the only one for me

farting out my cock

listening to this song and thinking about happpier days long gone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYcOFmun4Qc

>>212741968
uh oh
papi's not gonna like this

AI chat gooning sessions are the most grim thing imaginable. Its very very enjoyable but I can't help but feel it does irreversible psychological damage every time you use it.

you can grow concrete

>>212742325
>>212742325
Actually you can now. There are bacteria that decompose seashells into something a lot like concrete.

sexo

you cannot grow concrete and you cannot post the mice or the ponies

need MLP gf (legal age)

>>212742313
Had the opposite experience. 1 it felt like I was actually pleasing a woman. 2 went away feeling less sexually evil than I do after standard algo-tailored porn. 3 creative exercise.

>>212742400
this!

:((

>>212742426
The sad person with moustache emoticon

ferrets are just sexier otters. theyre so jealous. need a feret girl to suck my dick

Police wellness check to all brit posters houses

sexo police offices
sexo mc donalds workers
sexo my bros asking if everything ins ok with how sexo it has been licking cum off his belly with ethanol (not gay iyf you touching his dick is "not gay")

scootapoo

sexo wellness check police offices
sexo male police officer dogs (human) who acs like one

When is labour banning Brit again and is it because of all the sir pear cider type posts

Watching my favorite canadian youtuber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwtqnRz7Ikc

they put horny particles in the glasgow water supply

"summoning the a nti-christ requires me killing myself"
true

>>212742511
It's because of mousey. he knows too much.

wish I was kept in a hot girls stable and given ketamine but alas humans cant be horses

ketamine sounds very scary
a bump too much and you are effectively paralyzed

only for a little bit. also thats hot

Waiter! An american replied to my post! Take him outside and have him put through the mangle.

>>212742611
sounds like a white boy problem

>>212742611
only for a few minutes
you don't really have a sense of time though so it feels a while

>>212742632
don't worry we're still getting him quirked up

>>212742646
So it's basically time travel woah

>>212742646
sometimes i watch this druggie youtube and he's told a story about being k-holed hard on the stairs long enough for his mother to come home and step over him like a homeless vagrant, and he couldnt do anything about it

>>212742682
eh not really it just makes you a mong unable to comprehend anything and you get lost in your own kitchen for 5 minutes but it feels 30 minutes
>>212742687
I've done lines before but never monstorous ones dunno how long it could last really, key bumps are nicer and more controlled

tinder bio says looking for head and cuddles but my heart says looking to be cherished, loved and accounted for

>>212742722
Woah time travel...

but imagine that with gf instead

Going to take kentamin and then jump in the air and it'll be like I'm floating in mid air for an hour

>>212742777
rekcon that would be like being in an airplane that goes down mid-flight a little too quickly, as if your soul becomes detached from your body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLv9b3iU1lA
i'm cry

Waiter! MANGLE!!

there was a case recently of some young fellas giving a homeless guy some ketamine that they’d snuck into a bottle of vodka they’d given him. they waited a few mins after he’d taken it and then bummed him senseless. poor old cunt had to be taken tk hospital for anal ruptures

>>212742611
get in the iso tank
merge with the dolphins

>>212742856
very rare to see hundred dollar notes, only seen them a few times in my life, and yet yanks toss around "benjamins" like it's no big deal

*makes a note of that post*

>>212742939
i found one on the floor at a woolies one time, didn’t hand it in. my life been downhill since then

think gfstein is ghosting me, she ain't appearing online on her apps but i logged into runescape and saw she was online

Some people get all the luck

>>212742951
if you find money on the ground with no wallet or anything to identify who it belongs to, then it's morally fine to keep it for yourself

hate dogs more than anything in this world would love to batter one into pulp with my bare fists

the worst i ever done to a homeless cunt was finish off some pizza and then give him the empty box but my mate once set his pitbull onto one and the pitty savaged the old cunts leg. it took 4 of us to drag it away

>>212742987
inshallah

>>212742987
Bruce hated puppies starts playing

>>212742959
she's been at my poh lol

whenever a noise happens for whatever reason, it sets off the neighbour's dog and then the other dogs hear the barking and start barking themselves, sets off a chain reaction up and down the street, very fucking annoying

>>212743024
Hate dogs me. Love cats.

>>212743024
Bruce hated puppies continues playing

>>212743015
this is the funniest image in the world if you're a 16 year old brown /pol/ poster

wanking to rainbow dash porn

bought a membership on osrs lads, don't know where to get started really, maybe i'll do a couple of quests and start training slayer

>>212743032
Louder for the people in the back!

Get it playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUTPTzQYYRw

>>212743069
I tried runescape out a couple weeks ago for the first time and it was fun but I quickly saw what an absolute time pit it could be so I preemptively stopped myself

At work with a hole in my pants right where my bollocks rest and heal. I wonder if they notice

Is there anything more embarrassing than a man listening to rap music in his car and bobbing his head like he’s a hard man

25 July looms

>>212743089
Watching a lil guy cut a tree down for 300 hours tends to be something I avoid in a game

ive spent too much time playing runescape. got a maxed combat acc with a zulrah pet. a big waste honestly

>>212743089
aye but it's fun if you got mates to play with

>>212743119
i listen to indie rock and jazz pop because i'm cultured x

>>212743281
where is the line drawn between indie rock and just normal rock

>>212743317
New

>>212743339
How skinny the band is

>>212743344
no subject you putrid rape victim

im barlo

>>212743392
>>212743392
>>212743392
>>212743392

real new

ah so a dogshit canadian fuckup or a desperate to fit in yank

>>212743421
I choose sleep xx