Thread 212739792

how my life is going edish

previous >>212737873

Word to the wise: you ever get tired of plain old orange juice, try a San Pellegrino Aranciata.

You can thank me later.

>>212739792 (OP)
>no funnel
weak

americans can't even pour liquid in a bottle? ngmi

>>212739792 (OP)
zamn

Jah live
Chiiiiildren yeah

>>212739792 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk

>>212741558
what the helly

>>212741558
what if you didnt want to goon but big ass bitch said:

>>212739792 (OP)
This video is how it feels on /cum/ when another country flag finishes the lyrics to my song
https://youtu.be/ip7qQGLGuxg?si=3DOlrPXiJ-ybTVHY

>>212741583
you're white uncle is lying to you

Yu ever had Cajun ersters wit Cajun ersters dressing?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FTDbOvVVAFQ

>>212741509
I was modding Skyrim then uninstalled when I realized I didn't want to play it.

Check out Lost Grimoire it's a cool magic mod.

>>212741632
Sounds more like he’s saying “moisture” with no “m,” or “oisture”

>>212741632
oishta's

>>212741648
Is Skyrim a souls game?

>>212741660
damn AI is so advanced...

>>212741660
the good ending

dubs and I call the girl

why does every Latino manlet think they are pic related?

>>212741660
Why did it give the Latinx a bun

AI is not a threat to us because of its advanced intelligence, but because it's capable of retardation levels not even the dumbest human could possibly attain.

>>212741689
do it anyways

>>212741691
i don't think that's true

>>212741668
Yes.

Damn, they got old
I guess I did too, but I always see it in others before myself

>>212741683
gross

>>212741691
i thunk miles morales is muerto rican and nobody wants to be puelto lican except maybe venezuelans doe

the heating bills on skyscrapers must be crazy

>>212741668
It's a Soule game

electricity should be free

>>212741706
should I?

I
AM
HUUUUUMAAAANNN

>>212741758
idk why not

>>212741757
I bet you don't have the slightest clue what it takes to generate the electricity that powers everything around you

How do I get a New Zealander or Dutch gf as a blackanon?

what do chicken feet taste like? I imagine dirt and shit so I dont understand why people would ever eat it

>>212741777
>no argument

women are so fragile...
https://youtu.be/efaerxBTrgU

mcdonalds actually goes pretty good with wine

>lift for maybe 6 plus years
>look like shit because loose skin in problem areas
oof

>>212741781
wtf there's ANOTHER one??

>>212741763
.... And I need to be loved
Just like everybody else

>>212741769
bitch didnt pick up -_-

>>212741783
not gross but it is extremely meh

>>212741793
OKAY I've been saying this for well ok I never said it but thinking about the juxtaposition of flavors a quarter pounder and a Burgundy would go together like water and chocolate

what are some things you do not believe in ?
for me its space evolution time only 2 genders

>>212741763
manmade horrors beyond our comprehension

"Faggots" are the standard fuck party paraphiliacs. Texass for example is not a faggot.

>>212741822
damn...

doing the laundry award

>>212741861
what are you even talmbout

>>212741861
i hate images like this
that hide face

>>212741862
she must be busy h-haha right? (prolly cheating on me whatever ig)

We need to shut this thread down until we understand what's going on with the bl*ck situation in this general.

thinking about how white male/black female marriages have the lowest divorce rates

it feels good holding my pee

>labubu's
>benson boone's moon bean ice cream crumbl cookie
>matcha
>sambas

>>212741894
idk when and why did the labubu pick up so much?

>>212741884
thinking about how that's not remotely true

>>212741884

https://youtu.be/30QF-bqATUU
https://youtu.be/30QF-bqATUU
https://youtu.be/30QF-bqATUU

diddy and hawk tuah linked up

>>212741897
Elmo is a good guy

>>212741884
that's false but white man/black woman couples do have very low divorce rates...

me and who

/cum/ is a TND general
That includes urkel

>>212741901
I kinda want one no homo

called my brother too, he also didn pick up

>>212741883
urkel has been posting for years

>>212741912
what the fuck did you just say

>>212741927
no he hasn't, dumbass

>>212741922
its very homo anon

am i fucktarded

>>212741777
water is free, and the cost of all that other stuff in your picture is handled by the government which can just print money to cover the cost
And before "buh what about inflation" if the government is the one building it no money is added to the supply. it could just give itself money to make the stuff then destroy the money afterwards and it's entirely free

>>212741897
https://www.tiktok.com/@soleilhaechan/video/7404237509892263199

>>212741913
The government

>>212741894
had to look up what all this shit was. damn I'm out of touch with the foidarinos

>>212741705
I tried using GPT to get it to retrieve some emails from an archive, and it just kept over and over fabricating emails that dont exist.
it would blend the content of like two different emails together or switch out the person who wrote the email

>>212741891
Omorashi is hot

Labubies

verification n0t required

>>212741558
That disgusts me, all I can think about is poop particles all over it

>>212741923
sorry bro

>>212741986
gang

must be tough living with abnormally low test levels

>>212742005
thats ok, incel lives dont matter

>>212742017
test levels barely mean anything

>>212742017
probably so, but it seems to just make them more feminine and libshitty

What if everyone on earth stopped having kids forever

>>212741894
Who the fuck is Benson Boone and why I have heard his name several times in the past few weeks while previously being unaware of his existence?

>>212742048
He makes pretty good music idk why everyone hates him

>>212742017
ask jason

>>212741897
None of the other news stations reported this except fox and some literal who's

the anime to troon pipeline is real

>>212742057
dont need to

if thats yo girl whys she farting on my balls

>>212742042
The ceteans return to land and conquer Earth

>It's already been a year since orange man was shot
WHY IS TIME FLYING SO FAST WTF

>>212742085
"All wives have farted in their husbands lap" is a ancient sumerian proverb

Odds i buy beer
Doubles i hang himself
Triple i light myself on fire
Quads dehyrdate myself to death by consuming salt
Quints slice my head off with a can opener
Sexts sink my ship out at sea
Septs allow african tribals to eat me alive
Octs suicide-bomb

i am the biggest loser in /cum/.

i feel sick

>>212742145
we know, jason

>>212742145
That's a bold claim. Let's see your credentials

>>212742069
who gives a shit about news stations anyways

No one is a bigger failure than me. I flunked out of school with a semester left

>>212742131
WHAT BEERO

>>212742157
30 years old and very few sexual encounters in my life.

>>212742159
They are all run by Jews except fox
>Fox is too
Name the Jew or stfu

>>212742176
weak sauce

on beer #3 now, gonna incel sleep soon

im back

Practiced piano for over 3 hours

i am doomed

Women group think because they're conditioned to in order to feel safe as part of a tribe
Men group think because they're weak and think if they blindly agree with the other group thinkers (women and weak men) that they'll have a marginal chance of scoring a girl

Meanwhile women pursue independent men who don't give a fuck about them, and the group thinking men either end up with a BPD bitch/fatty/other flavor of undesirable, or end up just alone and bitter and thinking "I've done everything women want like a doormat, why don't they respect me :("

>>212742017
no. it's bretty great to some extent

>>212742169
I know a guy who allegedly failed to become a doctor because he was colorblind and failed labs that involved seeing colors. This was a while ago.

>>212741913
me riding on top, i want to step on /cum/

Want to get beer but my car might explode or fall apart on the way to the gas station

>>212742240
bit gay my guy

>>212742241
worth the risk, I'd say

>>212742243
its only gay if you make it gay. i do it to feel power.

>>212742241
between a walk or a wager, i'm putting that key in. better a mysterious explosion.

now the bitch texted me asking if I called, yes I did you hoe. i fucking hate women -_-

>>212742263
it's clearly gay, the bottom guy is wearing boy lingerie and is tied up

>start rambling
>momberg gets offended
why

playing colin mccrae rally with my wheel

this shits hard, man

I tried to fix my sleep schedule but I fucked it even worse

practising piano is code for gooning

>>212742278
i told him too because i own him emotional wise. not gay, its about power over an entity.

>>212742305
kek

>>212742304
so you made him wear gay boilingerie because you're not gay you just want power?

milo yiannopoulos

Gonna buy a used 2014 bmw 528i with 99,000 miles on it for 10,000

>>212740415
he's actually based. he cucked /pol/ so bad.
some are burning their little hats but the shame of cuckery will follow them forever

>7.5 inches cock with 6 inches of girth
>think i may be a bottom
oof

>>212742326
he is reformed gay. funny dude

>>212742326
He got canceled from public discourse because he got drunk on a stream and outed that most gays are products of molestation. Of course he was framing it as a "good" thing.

>>212742324
look at you! injecting your own little gay lexicon and twisting my words. sounds like something a gay perverted homo prancing faggot would do.

I wish I were the son of a rich merchant in medieval Venice.

>>212742356
you cant outjew the jew anon

>>212742359
There's not a woman on earth that looks pretty in those headscarfs

>>212742337
nothing wrong with that, well other than the sin of homosexuality but god still loves big dicked bottoms as he does all his children

>>212742359
lvl 100 is wild kek

>>212742353
umm what do you call those tiger print boypanties he has on then?? and all the gay fetish gear?

>>212742370
idk I've seen some that look pretty fuckable

>>212742387
sexo

>>212742387
Ugh no it ruins everything, I need to be able to see her hair

Funny how last sunday I was telling an anon that drinking on sunday isnt good and I'm on my 3rd beer rn. Gonna wrap up the 6pack

>>212742333
LOL

My car has like 240K miles on it but i only paid like 2k for it

>>212742345
>most gays are products of molestation
jason and the homo from texas will deny this...

>>212742395
You see her hair when she's back at your place getting undressed.

im not indian

>>212742333
not worth it. old bmw's are notorious for engine failures. that's why they are so cheap

business idea: free creampies

>>212742429
LS swap it over the weekend

>>212742429
How is 2014 old?

>>212742440
It's 2025

>>212742333
please don't do that unless you're a mechanic, but if you do know that YOU MUST CHANGE THE TIMING BELT as soon as you get it.

the reason they always sell german cars at 100k is you have to change the timing belt then and that's the first major repair in a long line of them to come.

anyways if you don't change the timing belt, the engine will explode

>>212742440
>>212742444

I was looking into buying one few years ago. Really not worth the dice roll honestly. It can last a lifetime or a month. Your choice now.

>>212742384
ugh, dont remind. guy has such a mouth gagging, gaudy and gauche sense of fashion. i'll be the one managing the wardrobe, next time.

You are the best and you deserve the world to be better than this guy who has no clue about what he’s talking to me and he has a lot of respect for me and I love you so very much

>>212742450
ok chatgpt

>>212742475
https://youtu.be/qHOiGMHUXP8

>>212742450
actually I think they moved onto a timing chain on the beemers but still. my friend had an audi TT of that gen and blew the engine cause he didn't change the timing belt lmao

>>212742476
nigga ain't never used chatgpt

>>212742475
not even my parents love me kek, who tf are you anon

housing should be free

>>212742465
ok so what would you make him wear in that situation

>>212742504
i agree but only if we reinstate the three strike rule for felonies and you are allowed to blow all three strikes in one arrest and after the three strikes you are given either life in prison or death penalty

>>212742499
I love you man id even give you my heart for the rest of my life if you could give me a chance to be with you and give me a hug and a kiss and a kiss and a kiss and a big smile

you all just unknowingly say offensive stuff?

>>212742504
https://youtu.be/HLgBejh5TLA

Why don't they just make simpler cars without all these parts and stuff?
i should be able to buy a skeleton car which is just an engine strapped to wheels
It's cause of all these safety regulations that "protect" us
i bet if i lived in Indonesia i could easily buy something like that

Massa got me working

>>212742542
irl, not 4chan

>>212742530
that'll be pretty gay anon

>>212742545
it is because of the regulations. toyota makes a basic ass truck and sells it for 10k brand new in the rest of the world.

do you watch porn

>>212742564
no

>>212742564
i would never

>>212742564
Yes. Why not

>>212742564
not in last 2.5weeks

>>212742571
>>212742572
>>212742581
you should. it makes your penis hard

would you let me step on you?

>>212742564
Yes all the time

>>212742588
are you a cute foid

>>212742587
I had such a strong random boner today. i've started getting these now after 2.5weeks of porn and jerking off

>>212742564
No unless you consider recordings of men and women having sex with each other to be pornography. in which case yes

when will this troglodyte hiro make it so we can post webps

>>212742602
I get morning wood every morning to this day

Explain what's intrinsically pornographic about filming a man thrusting his penis into a woman's vagina
so if i watch it in real time, it suddenly ceases to be pornographic
Ok chuds....

>>212742587
no thanks

>>212742564
hell yea

>>212742612
me too now

>>212742617
it feels good though

>>212742606
rumor has it reddit switched to webp so people couldn't easily crosspost images to 4chan

but really you just convert them to jpeg in mspaint

>>212742606
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/save-image-as-png/nkokmeaibnajheohncaamjggkanfbphi

>>212742638
holy crap that'd be incredibly asshurt of them lol but also I don't use reddit so ya know and I thought they had to host images on imgur anyways

>>212742636
okay

>>212741558
its just like the old skyrim mod pics I could never find again where all the characters were women with massive tits and asses and they sheathed their swords in their ass

What if you could AI insert yourself into porn videos

>>212742638
I just screenshot them

>>212742564
no its evil and its the most effective weapon jews have
https://youtu.be/pYaQuoO7IdE

>>212742662
thanks I hate it

>>212742665
this is what I do too. Why would I wanna save reddit pics locally

>>212742636
so does 24 benadryl and you don't see me taking 24 benadryl

>>212742638
>>212742648
copypasting webps with 4chanxt converts it to png but we've had webms for a decade but we can't have webps because reasons

>>212742664
But you can? Deepfakes have been around for years now.

>>212742664
maybe you should insert yourself into finding some BITCHES, niggaaaaaaa

Bro the Gen Z stare is so obnoxious
some girl working at McDonalds hit me with the Gen Z stare and I just left after giving my order
No way I want somebody that brain dead preparing my food

>>212742615
Explain what's intrinsically sexual about thrusting my penis into a vagina?
So if the penis doesn't go into the vagina and remains outside it's not sexual? But the moment it enters inside it suddenly becomes sexual?
Sorry but that doesn't make much sense

business idea: high school musical but it's in the hood and all the music numbers are rap songs

Girl said she has a sore throat (she's been sick for a week). That's why she doesnt wanna call -_-

>>212742679
What is that

24 karat gold LA BEW BEW

wtf is a gen z stare?

i watch scat porn, i just watch i dont jerk off to it. i find it fascinating

>>212742686
>looks directly at camera
>keeps digging for gold
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>212742699
am I getting cheated on? i dont wanna be cucked

>>212742676
I would much rather have webms with audio on all boards before webps.

>>212742691
sounds like romeo and juliet

business idea: high school musical but its in Ireland and all the songs are shanties

Richard Stallman is a hack fraud and his compiler is a joke
Glory to Digital Mars

>>212742735
don't look at me like that

this fuckin' sucks
how tf does it have 4m views in 10days
https://youtu.be/gARvp_O1ri0

getting high rn

Bros why do they do the gen Z stare? what is wrong with them? Is society over?

>>212742751
Probably due to retards like you saying "wow this sucks so much definitely don't click on this video"

>>212742674
I know this pretty rave girl

>>212742717
I cannot believe I watched the whole thing...

>>212742754
im geting drunk rn

Do the soylennial smirk

>>212742758
the what now?

>>212742758
gen Z is the most socially maldeveloped generation in history, probably because they're ground zero ipad babies, or the plandemic was that destructive.

so destiny the libtard cuck is going to debate Myron Gaines...

>>212742775
Jason.................i'm cumming

>>212742783
>they're ground zero ipad babies,
That's more gen alpha.
I'm gen z and the first phone i got was my sophmore year of high school

I'm sorry, guys, but I just have to say something. Something's been bothering me. Today, while scrolling through this thread, I saw a post whose sentiment could reasonably be construed as being racist. That's really not cool. I enjoy posting here, but I simply cannot put up with bigotry. Let's all be respectful and have a good time here, yeah?

>>212742783
it's just a progressively stronger beatdown from birth. they never really had a chance, they were designed to be slaves.

>>212742804
Terrone and Jason can't give birth to a child. Excretory organs do not reproduce.

>>212742804
Wouldn't be surprised if you get a warning or ban for this

I like salad with vinegar

>>212742779
I have a job though I do nothing all day and still get paid!

>>212742827
why do you soak lettuce with bleach????????

i wanna talk to someone but none of the assholes wanna talk. im on 4th beer now

>>212742843
nigga you should stop now. i made a point of only having 1 beer today and kept it at that.

>>212742735
why is the dog drinking a wine glass

i need a really fucking good reason to continue living, right now.

Tracy Chapman is probably the greatest dyke musician of all time, even if she is colored

>>212742860
1- you have no idea what afterlife entails
2- you could just chill and see if things get better next week or the week after and so on

>>212742860
the future of the white race

>>212742855
i drink once a week, but i drink a 6 pack

>>212742875
he will never have sex with her, more reason to kill himself

>>212742860
Life is easy af and you can always find a way

>>212742860
hot white girls

>>212742860
there is none. the day my mom passes away, im blowing my brains out

>>212742887
>>212742895
Time for an epic /cum/ link up?!

>>212742860
there is so much in life...

>>212742908
my flag's going to switch to the us flag in 38 days anyway

>>212742886
pls nigga try to better yourself. i'm doing it and using my sheer disdain for the modern world to motivate me to eat and live better. surely you can find something you hate enough to motivate you to stop drinking that much?

>>212742870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYWe1c3OyU
This nigger is better

Farted in a restaurant award

>>212742920
That's plenty of time
Why is your vacation so long?

>>212742916
And the overwhelming majority of it is off limits to normal people

>>212742913
the town on the indian reservation near me does this.

>>212742860
krispy kreme or whatever the fucking fuck

>>212742804
Hello fellow 4channer, I noticed that as well. The more I browsed the more I noticed these disturbing dogwhistles. I've reported it to the moderator team and hopefully they'll follow up on it
We need to put in the work to make this a place where toxicity is discouraged and where all kinds of folks from different backgrounds can come together and feel part of the team.
Just my two cents
It was really good talking to a fellow anon today!

>>212742695
It's over

>>212742922
Fag shit

>>212742870
Gimme One Reason is sovl put to music.

>>212742921
I have an amazing job, pretty decent girl, great body (work out 3-4 times a week). gimme some slack please. beer factory resets my soul. also drinking a 6 pack once a week is not bad. my bad and most of my uncles are alcoholics

tracy asschaps sucks but that one boomer negress did have a great voice, can't remember her name

Yeah I'm going to the Balkans instead of the Baltics next summer.
Which country do you guys want the most blogposts from, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Montenegro, or Serbia?

I’ve had sex with two women and they were both chubby. I’d like to try a skinny gal, but I think they have higher standards you see.

>>212742952
Jeet?

>>212742938
The racism is perpetuated by two undesirables by two wretched elements: Jason and Terrone. Terrone is the face of white supremacy.

i've never been suicidal in my life

I wanna try meth

>>212742960
whichever one robs you quickest

>>212742981
>I wanna try meth
Nah, it sounds unpleasant.
HEROIN on the other hand...

>>212742960
>Yeah I'm going to the Balkans instead of the Baltics next summer

What a dog shit reversal. You should go to Riga and Tallinn.

>>212742980
I've hardly ever not been suicidal past the age of 8

>>212742973
no pakistani

>>212742971
i had sex with 3 women all were 5'5+ I want someone short that I can easily throw around
t. 5'10

>>212742952
binge drinking just seems like a slippery slope. one day you just lose your job or your girl and then it's 6 beers a day every day.

>>212742717
Cinema

>>212742994
same

>>212742981
Meth is fucking fantastic but you can get hooked easily and they cut everything with fent now so you never know what you're getting. Glad I stopped doing drugs 15 years ago, I would t do modern drugs on a fuckin bet

despite putting pesto sauce on it that maybe have been the driest sammich I have ever eaten

>>212742986
Definitely most at risk of getting robbed in Sarejvo or Belgrade
>>212742993
You don't understand bro, there is so much to do in Montenegro it's insane.

Of course I still have 6 months to decide before I tickets...

>>212742980
the thought never once entered your head in your entire life?
I find that hard to imagine

>>212743000
nah, i used to drink much more. then I stopped drinking altogether. drinking once a week is the best for me tbf

>>212742995
Paki is just a Muslim jeet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16y1AkoZkmQ
Post some nice hip hop songs

>>212743027
this kike rat is so annoying

>>212743025
some people have nicer lives. not be, but ik those people exist

>>212742874
>you could just chill and see if things get better next week or the week after and so on

>>212743017
>You don't understand bro, there is so much to do in Montenegro it's insane.
>Of course I still have 6 months to decide before I tickets...

Are you seriously choosing a country based on which one has the cheapest escorts? What the hell?

>>212743025
never. not even once
maybe you're the weirdo

>>212743013
not all pestos are created equal. i've found a lot of them are too heavy on the oil and pine nuts, not enough on the basil or garlic.

I’ve never been fully suicidal but I’ve been unhappy for almost 20 years now. I think maybe that’s just how life is. There are good moments too, but they’re just moments. Life in general kinda blows.

>>212743030
then I am a jeet

new
now
and no sadposting in the next one

Montenegro's capital, Podgorica, is known as "The Most Boring Capital in Europe"
The entire old city center was destroyed by American forces during WW2 when it was occupied by the Germans.
Also the attack only killed like 3 Germans, but more than 400 Montenegrin civilians

>>212743054
Wtf no, I'm not seeing any prostitutes on this trip. Any sex will be with girls at hostels (no Russians though because too many of them have aids)

>>212743062
Life's a bag of m&ms dropped in the mud. You pick out as many of the good ones as you can save, but that's about it

>>212743043
https://youtu.be/1Xnk3f4oME4?si=ONXRuGS_gwx830IK

>>212743057
Not saying your weird i just find it hard to imagine
You must have a very nice life

my looksmatch according to chatgpt

>>212743062
Life for men is long bouts of despair and struggling dotted with small moments of happiness or inspiration.

its just six beers, the fuck is this anti-alcohol evangelizing shit.

>>212743086
Thirdies are rarely suicidal

>>212743091
honestly the girl im dating is kinda like her, but thiccer

>>212743085
thanks

>>212743095
>tfw no brie paizuru

I'm sneezing so hard

>>212743091
More browns
Is anybody white left in Canada?

>>212743084
>>212743095
Yeah that’s about right. I think banging Brie Larson would improve my life though.

>>212743043
Found this one from GTA San Andreas
https://youtu.be/heq5rRq_iX0

>>212743098
tell that nigga please, 6 pack of coor light is nothing

>>212743108
I LOVE CLEAVAGE AND BOOBAS

>>212743098
just looking out for my /cum/bruthers, some of you guys are on a slippery slope and i know what that's like. i came pretty close to being perma-blackpilled years ago and pulled out at the last minute, hoping at least some /cum/mers can do the same.

>>212743116
>GTA San Andreas
I was hoping it would be this
https://youtu.be/OhAOVTd_loo?si=WvtHBQWLsEcj4HDN

>>212743121
Thank you for your service.

>>212743113
im moving to your country soon burger

wheres the new

Someone make the new
I 'vaded and have to wait 3 hunnid

>>212743147
The fuck you is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiBpDy7MQ
I used to blast this song all the time when I was dating an asian-american. She was amazing, I still miss her and its been like 5yrs

>>212743121
were you an alcoholic?

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>>212743108
I used to think she wasn’t hot but I was wrong. I think I’m becoming less gay.

>>212743148
>>212743170

new
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>>212743168
canadian is what i am

>>212743169
>were you an alcoholic?

probably by some definitions. drank daily, and moved from beer to hard stuff like whiskey and rum. when i started buying hard liquor just because it was cheap and not because it was good i realized it was time to get my shit together.