Thread 212748564

Poo seal edition

first

Second

NIGGER

fourth

I CAN'T POOP IT'S OVER

the new

mental how mid girls on OF/fansly are

*jumps out of a plane and parachutes into the thread, gracefully lands, adjusts my tie and grabs a dry martini off the tray of the nearest waiter*
alri

>>212750324
Wouldn’t know as I don’t look at porn

>>212750329
go outside

squirting lumps of molten magma out my arse and wailing like a dying cat

Growing up in Bradford the concept of a "mega paki" is well understood

1 hr 40 mins is the ideal duration for a kino

>>212750382
who pissed in your cereal

>>212750441
who diddled your willy while you were sleeping

>>212750441
You sound like you have an 8 ball of meth up your ass, or you're crying and flailing about because not enough replies. Need aussies ranged asap. Tryhards and poofs you lot.

less of this >>212750491
more of this >>212750476

im frend

the yank cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>212750432
based 100 minutes attention span chad

>>212748564 (OP)
rollling around in mud should be a socially acceptable way for humans to cool off

might become a chad
chadmaxxing

nth for the baddiedem

come to brazil

>>212750649
imagine if she got captured by cartel mexicans and they stabbed her repeatedly and set her on fire and filmed the whole thing haha

>>212750677
*imagines it*
Ok now what?

aimlessly wandering around my incel enclosure

if prostitution is illegal, how is porn legal

>>212750694
leading a grim existence in my accursed incel crypt personally

miss having two monitors. as soon as you know the luxury of having a video game on one screen and YouTube video on the other it's almost impossible to go back to the chore of alt-tabbing

>>212750677
I would create a fatwa against all of mexico

>>212750677
now thats a soogs video i would wank to

>>212750649
quite dilated pupils here

on the gak I reckon

>>212750701
prostitution isn't illegal in britain

>>212750694
*sneaks into thread and opens the door to your incel cage, setting you free*

>>212750701
Prostitution is not illegal in the UK

>>212750688
Zoomers will never appreciate the soul of Brosnan kino

>>212750701
For me its when prostitution is legal but solicitation is illegal

White guys should really bring this sorta vibe back

>>212750739
prob contacts

gyaldempedo should be euthanized

got the 90s-00s rock tunes on. radiohead, weezer, foo fighters (but only their 2-3 good songs), oasis. fucking class.

>>212750748
*tenderly crawls outside but hisses at the sunlight and fresh air and scampers back in*

>>212750755
you ever play 007: Everything or Nothing on PS2?

quality game, that

don’t like how much money doctors make here. It’s not an important job, it is important just not anywhere near as important as people make out

Britain is a hollow state entering the latest of a long series of self-chosen declines

>>212750793
this. his /sp/ meltie about how he use to get banned here (when the janny use to actually moderate this place) was fucking pathetic, and then him admitting to being a nonce too. genuinely one of our runtiest posters.

Rorke going to prison for six months for grooming underage girls on Kik and having his picture published in the local paper.

Comments all saying “yeah he was weird even back in school, this doesn’t surprise me at all”.

scratching at the walls of my smelly smegroom

>>212750792
No those are definitely her real pupils in those 2 bathtub pics you posted. I am an expert at sniffing out drug pupils.

It would be more surprising if she wasn't a drug user to be fair.

>>212750798
No. I did play Agent Under Fire though, I liked it

>>212750804
doctors are essential to civilisation

>>212750822
lol got a link to that gem?

>>212750787
If you wear this to kfc they give you free original recipe chicken

Just asked an AI to calculate how fast the mayocide will happen
>Projected Timeline
>Assuming:

>Intermarriage rates continue to rise modestly (say, 1–2% per decade),

>Mixed unions produce children who themselves intermarry at higher rates,

>Canada maintains its current immigration and multicultural policies,

>Then within 3 to 4 generations — roughly 75 to 100 years — it’s plausible that a majority of descendants of today’s white Canadians will have significantly mixed ancestry. Reaching 90% would likely take longer, but could occur within 5 to 6 generations, especially if demographic shifts accelerate.

It happens pretty fucking fast lol.

>>212750832
projecting your weird incel fears

>>212750804
For me its NHS managers who run hospitals like a business but actually make everything more shit and bureaucratic

>>212750832
HOWLING

such an awful name for a bond game

big X5 on the road mans rolling

>>212750832
>kik
Pretty sure no one under 30 has heard of that

>>212750870
kill yourself you soulless machine loving darkie

>>212750804
just looked it up and doctors in the UK are paid less than half of what yank doctors make in a year, which is mad. granted, yank doctors are often saddled with tens of thousands in med school debt, but still, the disparity is insane

>>212750870
You’re assuming browns, women and gays can uphold our current level of civilisation
Try maintaining a technological society like ours without white men

the gyaldem are old hags
14-18 is peak woman

>>212750910
Exactly, Rorke was talking to undercover police officers.

>>212750870
Projected Timeline
Assuming:

Intermarriage rates among White British individuals continue to rise by 1–2% per decade,

Mixed descendants continue to intermarry at higher rates,

Immigration and urban diversity remain steady or increase,

Then it’s plausible that:

Within 4–5 generations (roughly 80–120 years), a majority of descendants of today’s White British population will have significantly mixed ancestry.

Reaching 90% could take 6–7 generations — about 150–200 years, unless social mixing accelerates dramatically.

----

200 years and we'll be down 90%, grim

>>212750576
I make a list so I can shop as quickly and efficiently as possible, nothing to do with trying to save money you spastic

only women and people with no lives enjoy slowly walking around a supermarket browsing every aisle

The more you think about it, the more apparent it becomes that privatisation was basically just a work-around for embezzlement. £66bn of dividends paid out to shareholders from the pockets of the British public. If the political elite and donors pilfered that much they'd be in prison (lmao - would they?) - but because they sold these national companies first they can get away with stealing literally billions of pounds from the public every year. It's a national fucking disgrace.

>>212750822
>>212750853
I asked him for proof for months, he never provided. I searched /sp/'s archive and it was actually me replying to a lad complaining about /brit/ moderation. I was trying to calm him down. and off course nothing "noncey" exists cause I'm ot a nonce

but you two schizos seem like a perfect match x

>>212750976
what about the produce section
I like seeing what's good and being spontaneous

VERY messy weekend for me
Should probably stop drinking for a bit
Won't though

>>212750938
luh peng -2s mmmmhhh

>>212750854
really?

>>212751004
Night out at Dalston Superstore was it? x

>>212750992
let's be honest man you're a boring attention seeking loser incel who has been simping for mid ewhores for years and generally bringing the quality of the thread down whenever you post by having these little girly meltdowns whenever someone tells you to fuck off also all your posts are about infantilized schlock for pedo incel retards which you are

>>212750992
that's that vtuber who met her boyfriend in ffxiv and went to stay with him for a month

>>212751063
Worth mentioning he also spams tranny porn here (see pic related) and I remember he use to post on /adv/ about how he has no friends. You could almost pity him.

>>212751063
>bro cares this much about 4chan posters

https://vocaroo.com/12ZxkenqQVPR
cooking up this little jawn

accidentally /brit/posted in an entirely different thread and was so embarrassed I closed the tab

>>212751108
>secondhand mad
get a grip

>>212750870
Well for perspective if you go back ~25 years or so, the entire UK black population were descendants of the Windrush Generation who came here on ships from the caribbean between 1948 and 1971.

How many people were in the Windrush Generation that seeded the entire black population of this country? 400,000 people total. That's across the entire 23 years when they were migrating here.

How many people immigrated to the UK last year alone? 950,000. So we imported x2 windrush generations in the last year alone, all of whom will have their own children and families, who will then have their own children and families and so on.

People talking about "stop the boats" and all that shite are talking about a horse that bolted a long time ago. The knock-on effect of the people who are already here is baked in. If (((someone))) wanted to destroy the racial homogenity of this country, it's not something that's even in the balance any more. It's over, it's done.

Who even is Will Stencil

getting blacked

Kicking off. It’s kicking off

always goon

im god's greatest gooner

>>212750926
Who cares about america. point is here they are one of the highest paid normal jobs in the country

>>212751063
ya seethe?

>>212751088
good for biboo/waabyu if true

>>212751097
>singular gyaldem poster

kill 8 billion people

The Yookay

Can we dispense with the personality drama please, thanks lads

Nurses are WAY more vital than GPs.
Yet nurses are paid pennies whilst GPs are on 100k a year to sit in a doctors office and talk to some retards everyday about their back pain and shit like that

>>212751234
DTFIC is here so it’s all he’ll talk about for the next 16 hours

>>212751234
he started it

eating rocks

>>212751234
Need the frogposters opinion on this

>>212750938
18 year old baddiedem ITT, she's 19+ now but whatevs

>>212751260
Mindraped

try and actually imagine the word "baddiedem" being said out loud in your presence
i'd want to fucking rip the cunts head off like a gorilla

sir trans freak

boiling over with incel rage

I'm a recovering Rorke

>>212751327
he needs to be raped lowkey

would love to own a cat if you didn't have to feed them or take care of their shit

mad how when I was about 12 years old the teacher said I couldn't go to the toilet because there was only 15 minutes left in the lesson but I was bursting and ended up just wetting myself

I’m a Rorkeaholic. For many years I’ve been terribly addicted to Rorkeahol.

>>212751353
the bad kind of rape too

>>212751327
>>212751353
Lowkey the same person

wonder what these fellas are up to just now

>>212751325
I know you are, no need to announce it

>>212751354
How about this one?

>>212751327
>>212751353
>>212751366
crikey myate! din ya say baddiedem myate! I'm goying insyane myate!!

what's the deal with Reform lads

are they actually going to win the next election or are they just a manifestation of brexiteers who want to feel something again

>>212751376
dissecting a cow or something

>>212751373
*flips a nearby lever on the wall*
*a trapdoor beneath your feet collapses and you're sent to the evil rape dungeon*

Thames water have announced a hosepipe ban after leaking 200 billion litres of water in the last year

Tracy Beaker wank

>>212751406
they're populist so just say what they think people want to hear with no plan to back it up

yes and yes

>>212751406
They are a joke. Even their own retarded members are starting to realise

>>212751405
It’s fun to bully him and see him go more and more mental every day, can’t do that if I filter him

Alieums

umadem

>>212751401
i know this entire faggoty persona is an cry for attention but pretending to be the worst poster here still means you're actually the worst poster here

Leftypol calling me a Russian shill because I told him to stop sending me videos of Russian soldiers being blown up by drones

>>212751358
one time at school our teacher called us one by one to check our spelling and if she found mistakes she said "who taught you?" and when she called me she said the same and I pissed myself a little from fear even though there were no mistakes and she was making a point that I was taught by her while the other were taught by someone else

You were posting about me all weekend when I wasn't even posting?

Lmfao

Might get on the tax-free spread betting

>>212751358
Did this when I was 15 in high school but I shit myself because I had diarrhoea and thought it was a fart. Bet that knobhead started letting kids go to the toilet after he had to clean my shit off the chair

>>212751406
Their the systems last hope.
Farage has literally said that in time the Boriswave will become as British as us

He’s a civnat centrist that does performative nationalism to the proles to act as a pressure valve. He feels bad when the mainstream call him racist because he wants to be part of their club.

Real nationalists understand we can’t vote our way out of this.

>>212751474
these I can't believe it's not butter knock-offs have gone too far

need to escape the matrix

>>212751474
yeah? you might do that might you?

>>212751088
god i wish i were him

>>212751490
Good post

>>212751502
Yeah might do

Sir Nigel Farage

>>212751455
mcqueen that's not how you kiss your grandson

luv em

wonder how the cars from pixar's Cars have sex

*saves your civilisation*

Physically and mentally falling apart

Might hunt down the Canadian vtuber pedo when I'm out East

>>212751410
screaing

>>212751567
in the exhaust pipe innit

>>212751569
Ah yes another centre right grifter

i was down in the rape mines for fourteen hours today

>>212751607
He’s evidently a blood and soil nationalist these days if you watch his stuff from the past year or two. He just can’t outright say it.

Sir Donald Trump

It’s my mates birthday soon. Going to buy him a nigger.

>>212751640
kusa

>>212751622
Yeah mate I'm sure he is

>>212751640
Mental illness

>oi vey deindustrialise your economy goy
>wouldn't want the temperature to go up by 1c would we goy

Massive urge to play OSRS again but can't afford to waste 100s of hours of my life now that I'm a couple of years from 30

housing 20 asylum seekers in my bumhole

yhe binble

>>212751688
>>oi vey deindustrialise your economy goy
what year do you think it is pal

>>212751643
can’t do that now. due to woke

They’re so evidently importing an army to finish off the young native men so they can then live over a planet of obedient brown drones forever.

Imagine most of the places in Britain repopulated with South Asians, Africans, Gypsies. They can literally rewrite history, invent new culture, keep the low IQ brown masses compliant with drugs and expertly refined marketing and propoganda (they already do this). With AI and genetic engineer could rule as god kings. A dark future indeed.

The only thing stopping this, is the native population. Who still feel “English” and think that England should still be full of English people and feel like England. They have a standard they hold their homeland to. The biomass doesn’t.

>>212751640
cant wait til your parents have to find your bloated post suicide corpse in your smeggy bedroom someday soon

the devil my op

>>212751755
Who are they

>>212751745
*rapes you*

Sir Poo Seal

https://www.mpts-uk.org/hearings-and-decisions/interim-hearing-decisions?page=4
Lad posted this yesterday. Cant stop thinking about how grim it is

>>212751786
say that to my face not online

>>212751744
scuimhjkn

yeah?

Sad!

Soon the "United Kingdom" shall end, and we will have a Serene Meritocratic Republic

Got a blister on my foot from wearing sweaty shoes all week. Made the mistake of popping it and now I’ve just got a sore leaking hole in my foot. Don’t know how to fix it

rigatoni is not spaghetti

>>212751755
Why do you put spelling and punctuation errors into these posts?

Are you trying to hide that an AI actually writes them for you?

>>212751814
Plaster

>>212751807
Came to the conclusion that an aristocratic republic of armed men like Rome or early America is the optimal form of governance

leftypol bustin' a move
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752491216450445.webm

>>212751814
i'll give you another sore leaking hole

>>212751793
Can you not see why they were struck off? Unless I just can't see it.

>>212751824
I’m stoned most of the time

we all good then lads? I do worry about you sometimes x

Rockstar vibes
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>>212751825
Good shout I’ll try that
>>212751835
No you won’t you fucking nonce you’re going to sit here all day posting pictures of cartoon children and crying when everyone tells you to fuck off and calls you an annoying cunt

>>212751869
Why do you pretend to smoke weed?

mad how peng cum smells

>>212751827
and where would you fit into such an armed republic rorke you odious little slug

gf left a floater in the bog. thats lunch sorted

>>212751900
My poo never floats

>>212751834
rorke flummoxed

never seen a chinese person wash their hands in a public bathroom, they just shit and walk straight out
never seen a brown person wait to the side of a train door to let people off first, they just stand there slackjawed staring into space when people have to push past them

janny are you ok?
are you ok janny?

>>212751892
White learned men of property would vote on issues of the state in regards to our foreign diplomacy, security, international trade, taxation, planning development, industry investment. Tyrannical overreach would be guarded against by local legal militias. These same militias would prevent ethnic labourers and women from voting.

>>212751931
never seen a brown person say thanks when someone gives way to them while driving

>>212751967
>>212751884

>>212751976
The Asian Fanny

used the hate those trains where you had to open the door with a handle because i was scared I'd be first off and mess it up

uhhhhhh

soy pointing in public whenever i see Rorke behaviour

>>212751976
peng ting

Just remember I’m a human with a body and not just a voice in my head. Other people can see me and form opinions on me based on what I look like, sound like and how I act. Even if it’s the complete opposite to how I see myself in my mind.
Scary stuff.

>>212751931
Rorke why do you spend so much time staring at Chinese people in the toilet

sick of the woke tranny agenda

>>212752052
trannies are old news

caught a boriswaver outside my house using my front wall as a picture for her job interview or whatever the fuck

what is wrong with these bioblobs, zero civic sense

>>212751967
worked great for rome where 90% of society were slaves and serfs

Never seen a homeless Chinese man

>>212752020
what a grim life we lead in this country

>>212752049
ddnt know if other races have something else than a willy ive never seen it who knows what couldve been down there

>>212752072
Get her shagged

>>212752020
The best way to have a crisp sandwich is to make a normal sandwich (like ham and cheese) and then add crisps to it. Also that margarine is shite.

>>212752020
Lovely

The Blood Order (German: Blutorden), officially known as the Decoration in Memory of 9 November 1923 (Medaille zur Erinnerung an den 9. November 1923), was one of the most prestigious decorations in the Nazi Party (NSDAP). During March 1934, Hitler authorised the Blood Order to commemorate the 9 November 1923 coup attempt of the Nazi Party. The medal is silver, with the obverse bearing a depiction of an eagle grasping an oak leaf wreath. Inside the wreath is the date 9.Nov. and to the right is the inscription München 1923–1933. The reverse shows the entrance of the Feldherrnhalle in relief (where the coup ended in defeat), and directly above is the angled swastika with sun rays in the background. Along the top edge is the inscription: UND IHR HABT DOCH GESIEGT ("And after all, you won").

In May 1938, to the dismay of the putsch participants, the award was extended to persons who had (a) served time in prison for Nazi activities before 1933, (b) received a death sentence which was later commuted to life imprisonment for Nazi activities before 1933, or (c) been severely wounded in the service of the Party before 1933; subsequently it was further extended to members of the Austrian Nazi Party who had participated in the 1934 July Putsch, or who had received significant prison time or injuries for Nazi activities. It could also be bestowed on certain other individuals at the discretion of Adolf Hitler, the last recipient being Reinhard Heydrich (posthumous).

>caught a boriswaver outside my house using my front wall as a picture for her job interview or whatever the fuck
>what is wrong with these bioblobs, zero civic sense

>>212752138
>>212751982

>>212752134
>mogged
a British term surely

>>212752162
its an incel term

>>212752134
>rekt = mogged
er no

It’s gay boy summer

mogged comes from the PUA term AMOG which means alpha male of group or something like that

>>212752162
it's from a PUA acronym "AMOG" = Alpha Male of the Group

Everything makes sense when you realise 3/4 of people don't understand basic statistics, i.e proportions, per capita.

they simply dont have a concept in there head beyond "this is bigger" or "this is smaller"

PUAcord raid

simples, as my meerkat friend would say

>>212752072
>>212752141
Jenrick is such a freak

*heavenly choir*
OOooOoooooooooo the Simpsoooooons

Lost another 2lbs this week. Food noise is starting to dissipate. Were all gonna make it boys

>>212752134
stfu = shhhhhhhhhhh
swag = badass
rekt = owned
bad bih = fit
fapping = jerking
trolling = pranked
game = pulling

wanking a poo with my arse

Mogged comes from '(alpha) Male of the Group' i.e you're in a group setting, doing fine, when suddenly a more 'alpha' male enters the situation and takes the dominant position within the group. Thus you have been "mogged".

>>212752228
is this bigger or smaller?

coomer.su is gone :(

>>212752228
no way does 60% of people not understand statistics

>>212752290
noooooooooooo

>>212752290
Works on my machine x

The snack

>>212752290
works on my machine

>>212752295
60% of people would naturally just mean all women and only 20% of men which is a bit generous

>>212752290
still there

>>212752290
vverken on mein machenen

mad how cities skylines 2 is still busted even tho it's been 2 years now

>>212752290
reckon your isp has done you lad

*wipes my penis on the thread*

>>212752333
Rorke: The Biscuit

>>212752336
you must be in the 20% of men then for missing the joke

>>212752333
one of the worst victims of shrinkflation

>>212752357
could well be the case i seem to be mistaken
the first thing that shows up in results is a reddit thread titled "what happened to coomer.su"

>>212752240
she should train me to use them

Porn will be banned.

>>212752333
Love these wee things

>>212752360
my penis is as long as the ctrl button

>>212752352
All paradox games have been major turds

>>212752411
no way

By the time Hitler came to power, Ludendorff was no longer sympathetic to him. The Nazis distanced themselves from Ludendorff because of his eccentric conspiracy theories.

Hitler arrived unannounced at Ludendorff's home on his 70th birthday in 1935 to promote him to field marshal. Infuriated, Ludendorff allegedly rebuffed Hitler by telling him: "An officer is named General Field-Marshal on the battlefield! Not at a birthday tea-party in the midst of peace." He wrote two further books on military themes.

Ludendorff died of liver cancer in the private clinic Josephinum in Munich, on 20 December 1937 at the age of 72. He was given—against his explicit wishes—a state funeral organised and attended by Hitler, who declined to speak at his eulogy. He was buried in the Neuer Friedhof in Tutzing in Bavaria.

if Adolf Hitler was living he wouldn't stand for this

>>212752422
Pipe down

>>212752428
>>212752160

>>212752422
FULLY ERRECT

>>212752432
vpn off spaki

posting on brit with this

>>212752441
>>212752411
mine is smaller BY FAR

>>212752222
>>212752227
Well that's shit, I thought it referred to Jacob Rees Mogg being freakishly tall and mogging others

>>212752415
*recent

need a job but nobody will take me on

I'm just a sigma chud in an alpha rizzler world trying to find a gyatt to use my face like a skibidi toilet

keyball just fell off the desk

>>212752428
I am Russian.

>>212752479
Aha

>>212752438
I'm not the same person you were speaking to

>>212752479
Aha

How do you feel about the fact you're being ethnically replaced on an historically unprecedented scale and within a century you will become a minority to a patchwork of some of the most backwards, violent, primitive cultures on earth?

How can I get enslaved? Not like sexual or anything just put to work in a field with a place to sleep afterwards

want PIP but i'm not autistic enough

>>212752455
when people talk about the world wide web, they mean this thing

>>212752479
if you had to go to Britain's got talent what would your talent be?

>>212752504
not arsed

>>212752455
me typing on the keysphere

>>212752504
couldn’t care less when it comes down to it

>>212752504
Like I'm the peak of humanity

the lucrative american sex ass market

>>212752466
how small are we talking? i could wear leggings and the only thing you’d see are my balls

>>212752504
Means nothing to me as I've never had sex.

>>212752504
Pretty despondent desu

>>212752490
Sure you aren't lol

>>212752504
Honestly? Aroused.

>>212752514
searching for work

>>212752504
Hopefully things in the homeland settle down and I can move there when things get really shit here

>>212752544
My knob is smaller than one of your balls and my balls are each half of one of my knobs

>>212752568
same

>>212752550
so you'd care if i bummed you

Shall be moving to the Australian ethnostate when it all falls apart here

>>212752602
Sodomy isn't sex

Possible...

>>212748617
>>212748617
>>212748617

Might move to China.

>>212752556
are you irish diaspora?

>>212752605
Hordes of Aboriginals will descend from the north and reclaim the land when it all falls apart

>>212752228
But Rorke, you don't understand that socio-economic factors can contribute to an ethnic group's higher per capita crime stats

>>212752635
You literally can't resist, can you?

What happened to you to make you like this?

>>212752504
cycle of history innit

>>212752568
>>212752594
>homeland
?

>>212752689
diaspora, can always move back home

>>212752637
Would slaughter the abos before that ever happens
Just need to leave a bunch of booze around and kill them after they’ve drunk themselves silly

>>212752706
where is "home"?

You are a ghost, sir.

>>212752555
I'm not, you weird schizo