Poo sealS edition

do you reckon angela white has ever shagged an abo?

We should bring back slavery, but it's Chinese people owning whites, not white owning blacks.

The cronem are activating

TWO poo seals, what a treat

glad i decided to keep the citizenship of my homeland. the situation there seems to be somewhat improving

>>212752666
>here’s a map from the ice age with a bunch of hypothetical caveman groups
what’s your point?

drinking a coffee

shitting my fucking arse apart

>>212752803
Never been to mine but I have citizenship automatically through my mother's side
Where I live in north London is still relatively okay though

Was out on my dinner and a Home Office "Immigration Enforcement" van pulled up. 6 officers got out (3 were brown lol) and started talking to people. They waited outside the shop that gets raided ever other week, eventually went inside, and then came out about ten minutes later. Don't think they really did anything but interesting to see they're showing some presence

Quentin is revving up his AI cuck porn folder

>>212752807
people move about

rorke twerkin that thang

>>212752803
>>212752832
Larp

>>212752847
I am Russian.

At least half my friendship group is black, I dread to think what they would make of me spending time on this website talking to a bunch of white nationalist virgins who think they should all be kicked out the country ha

>>212752856
don't be jealous. i'll get to back to my 99% white ethnostate while you'll rot here with boriswave

>>212752843
>barbarian invasions
So its an invasion?

>>212752813
KTIMIAFM

>>212752843
doesn’t mean you should idly stand by and let your own people and land be desecrated by invaders cause a similar process happened to people in the past

>>212752871
do you live in london?

>>212752878
>99% white ethnostate
Icelandic are you?

>>212752843
So?

>>212752871
Ok cringe wigger go blaze it

>>212752871
Imagine your mates being niggers lmao

>>212752871
ever seen their black willies

>>212752871
are you irish diaspora?

at the end of the day, if you make too many low quality posts you should be executed by firing squad.

>>212752930
.

>>212752843
least disingenuous leftypol

>>212752930
I would be happy with proper moderation

I don't have any black friends

yeah?

JUST seen conor mcgregor’s dick and… well it’s actually surprisingly large. actually mental that

https://x.com/azealiaslacewig/status/1944690466672566365?s=46

went to the store to get stuff for lunch sandwiches and i forgot BREAD
now i can't go back until later because i'll look like an idiot

has leftypol given his response to this one yet?

>>212752900
Yeah
>>212752919
?
>>212752924
I don’t need to imagine, didn’t you read my post
>>212752927
Yeah, the memes aren’t true lol my BWC is bigger then all of them
>>212752929
My mums side of the family are Irish yeah

I am Russian..

Irish Diazepam or whatever

>>212752964
why would you want to hang around black people?

>>212752964
>has seen all his "friends" cocks
Is this just some weird black fetish again?

ramp up labubu production

>>212752964
the london irish diaspora experience

Meltdown

>>212752995
When’s the next video Quentin?

solid gold labewbew

>>212752957
deleted that quick innit

but im just harry

>>212752992
heathermong logging in for his 12 hour shift of talking about interracial sex

>>212752879
no, we aren't at war

>>212752891
it's inevitable, people are migratory

>>212752915
migration is natural

>>212752947
>post examples of migration
>rorke seethes at human nature resolving itself

>>212752992
>>212753020

I am Russian.

scromiting
https://youtu.be/rYybuTW3z5s?t=2477

>>212752991
I know you probably don’t understand the concept of mates so it’s pointless explaining it to you lad
>>212752992
We all went to school together so we showered together after PE. I’m guessing you always “forgot” to bring your PE kit so you never took part in that at school ha

>>212753055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJoUumdxOhE

>>212753023
Your showing a nomadic people in that image.
Before you showed an invasion from various tribes that led to the destruction of the roman empire that took 500years to recover from. Its not migration it was organised attacks

timmy’s labubu

i thought the irish were supposed to have little willies? what’s going on??

>>212753078
No me and my mates never showed are cocks to each other. Some kind of private school thing was it?

>>212753094
I hate niggers.

nth for the holodem

>>212753107
I’m Irish diaspora and I’m 9 inches long 8 inches thick. We have meaty ones, based Celtic genetics for you.

>>212753128
We never purposely “showed” our cocks to each other either but when you’re showering after a game of footy or rugby in PE you tend to be naked lad. Not sure what is so hard to grasp about this desu

in any sane society with fair levels of taxation, where people aren't robbed all their entire working life, and tax money isn't given to dossers and brown people, I would agree with a means tested state pension.
since that is not that case though I'd absolutely expect something back from the state when im an old cunt regardless of how rich i am

i’m fully irish-american and i’ve got 7 inches long, 6 inches thick and uncut

He just sucks the life out of the thread instantly like a cloud of poisonous gas

Okay.

Any lovely sexy man in?

>>212753162
And you compared cocks and still remember all their sizes. No i got it now. Play a lot of rugby in north london do they?

>>212753078
No. I grew up with plenty of mates. I don’t see them much anymore and have a smaller circle since we all grew up and moved on.

Hanging around with blacks is pathetic.

>>212753162
and if you get soap in your eyes and accidentally wash the lad next to you's willy it's just an innocent mistake

>>212753196
*raises paw*

>>212752871
Wigger

leftypol be like 'remember that barbarian invasion almost 2000 years ago?' that's why we HAVE to replace everybody with indians and blacks'

rorke isnt real

>>212753137
>>212753182
where’d the mythical irish curse come from then? just an ulster scots lie?

got my bum out for the gdi

>>212752992
its spaki

>>212753199
Nah but I had a glance at theirs and I’m sure they had a glance at mine. Just want to know where I stand in the pecking order. Do the same thing at the gym too
>>212753202
Not gay so I wasn’t really into that sort of stuff

Any pest exterminators in?

>>212753218
imagine how bizzare this image would've been not 15 years ago
you'd think nawt of it if you came across this irl now

>>212753244
Maybe you wouldn't

>>212753240
yeah

The other one is strong.

>>212753238
I never look at other men’s penises at the gym, I always look away. Maybe you’re gay? It’s strange that you seem to be drawn to them.

Mad how our entire process of governance is based on what will make ordinary people seethe the most

What kind of childhood trauma makes someone develop an extremely autistic obsessive compulsion to post about gay pedophile interracial school shower fantasies?

It's literally all he is able to think about, every day he wakes up and thinks about it, and there's nothing he can do to stop.

25 July looms

Nah, man.

>me arriving into /brit/

>>212753293
You have to force yourself to look away do you? Scared of getting an erection or something? I always have a quick glance at theirs willies at the gym, perfectly natural. I see a lad with a little willy knocking about and it makes me feel good about myself

>>212753300
kakistocracy init
>>212753303
only 11 days till he necks himself

Mark Rutte, general secretary of NATO, said in an inteview what I have been incessantly repeating here, that western societies will have to militarise and adjust their budgets accordingly "or we should all learn russian".

We need a decisive anti-war front. Everywhere.

>>212752589
um

>>212753330
>I see a lad with a little willy knocking about and it makes me feel good about myself
because you know you could take it?

>>212753330
Why are you obsessed with peeking at black children's penises?

>>212753330
Very gay post

Low-quality thread

>>212753347
dunno about cunts but I'm learning russian

>>212753330
I see a lad with a little willy every day- me

>>212753365
Nah it just feels good to know I’m out there mogging 90% of the lads in the changing room

>>212753070
this is true and its mad to think some indian fellas had it all figured out thousand something years ago

>>212753386
you cunts*

Yeah it's definitely Ivan and his knackered tank on the other side of Europe that's a threat, not the millions of Abduls that are already here

>>212753394
What kind of childhood trauma made you develop an extremely autistic obsessive compulsion to post about gay pedophile interracial school shower fantasies?

It's literally all you are able to think about, every day you wake up and think about it, and there's nothing you can do to stop.

Hello you cunt

>>212753366
>>212753419
I’ll save you some time dtfic, I’m not heathermong sorry

cock a leekie soup down the hatch

>>212753420
Hola senor.

>>212753449
You very obviously are considering I didn't even mention that dollhouse name

What happened to you to make you this way?

>>212753461
konnichiwa dude

>>212753461
konnichiwa dude

Another round of arguing about who's who on an anonymous forum, interspersed with talking about black penises. Great.

>>212753464
Oh right ok. I don’t know my uncle raped me or something? You’re the one who comes up with the lore bro you tell me

IT’S IMPORTANT TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT YOU KNOW YOU ARE FREEEEEEEEEEE
CAUSE I NEVER WANNA MAKE YOU CHANGE
FOR MEEEEEEEEE

>>212753492
Sorry, but you choose to come here and endure it.

We proposed an easy fix but everyone chose to stay here.

just supported the new zealand tupperware industry

minge on tour

aha alri'

>>212753496
My mistake, you must be the other resident freak that obsessively posts about black penises and how he loves peeking at them especially while showering.

Apologies, carry on.

>>212753542
its spainlard

>>212753542
No worries easy mistake to make and apology accepted, have a good day squire

any poo man in?

>>212753496
either way mate what you posted was so obviously bent it set him off

>>212753530
Based

>>212753530
germany is a colony of a colony

israel >>> usa >>>>> germany

Just saw some tranny propaganda in Liverpool

>>212753552
No shit

>>212753587
In Liverpool?! Whatever next?

>>212753587
>This is what a woman looks like
>*blokes*
mad that

>>212753552
Not him either. Wonder who I’ll be next!
>>212753565
Don’t think it’s particularly bent to notice how big your mates cocks are in the shower. I wasn’t even the one who brought it up

Look at this fat bastard I saw in my yard

>>212752757
not a full-blooded one

>>212753581
so the same as the UK? lmaooo

>>212753096
migratorty siberian turks assimilated scythians except for tajiks and ossetians

the fall of the western empire is refereed to as the "migration period". germanic peoples fleeing the huns expansion into the roman empire. these germanic mercenaries having been long term military mercenaries. failing roman coffers and a lot of germans roaming about without pay. well time for some land confiscation. then being tools in the roman politcal game, too becoming opportunists. it wasn't a straight forward annexation

Leftypol cheering and clapping to a video of a father of 4 getting his head blown off. (He was born in the wrong country)
Rorke cheering and clapping to a video of a father of 4 getting his head blown off. (He was born with the wrong skin colour)

Don't really understand how being gay got lumped in with cutting your cock off
They're basically opposite things

>>212753587
they really shot themselves in the foot by making the word "woman" entirely meaningless

>>212753418
It's neither. It is the transformation of the economy itself. Imperialism.

Torke stopping in the middle of a street to take a picture of a poster with some ttannies on it shaking his head and tutting

just pissed in a can. as an alcy, i drink so much that i piss every 30 mins or so. eventually, you start to use the cans because it's effort to get up and go for a piss. makes sense to use the cans too because you're pissing out the same amount you put in cos the alcohol dehydrates as much as the water volume hydrates. so long as you go to the toilet for your first piss after a can, you should theoretically be able to live without a toile ttherafter because you'll always have your last can to piss the contents of the can before it into

>>212753587
lovepudlian

>Torke

>>212753648
it didn’t mate youre just too retarded to know the difference between gays and transes

>>212753622
Shut the fuck up you demented incel freak lmfao

>>212753634
youre proud of it

>Torke

>>212753635
>referred to by jewish historians as the migration period
Yeah?

right i've had enough. drop the temperature to 15 degrees

>>212753690
that right is it yeah?

>>212753709
its cool today you monger

enjoying the cold weather because the brits can't get it

>>212753717
is it 15 degrees? no.

it is pretty funny how a bunch of bronies met up at the monty pyke at our suggestion
that is objectively pretty funny

>>212753635
we get it leftypol you hate whitey, give it a rest ffs

realistically how many fingers can you fit up your arse?
I'm thinking a bakers dozen

>>212753732
pathetic

Cooked some chicken breast and rice for lunch I WILL NOT GIVE ANOTHER SINGLE PENNY TO THE LITTLE FELLA ON THE BIKE

>>212753778
concession accepted

This thread is your life and it's going to be taken away in less than two weeks

>>212753496
kek

>>212753736
>Ruben Hassid

>>212753736
Had to be pretty stern with old chatgpt. Very condescending overly cheerful and american in its responses. Reminded me of heart of gold from hitch hikers guide

Crank up the temperature. Get it to 35 minimum.
Hopefully it will kill off some of these pathetic slugs of men who spend all winter complaining they’re cold and then cry in the summer when the sun comes out.

>>212753796
Can only hope

>>212753790
the only thing you're accepting is dicks into your arse

just had soup and now i'm sweating buckets

>>212753796
>pot calling the kettle black

>>212753811
Ktim

need to quit opioids, they're suppressing my work ethic

>>212753728
im sat here with my smeggy bedroom windows open making it as cold as possible inside just to savour the feeling

>>212753813
lost it on that one, lad. he's rattled the fuck out of you

I think it was called 'Torke and the ttannies'

>>212753811
dont agree with the murder angle but the whining is cringe for sure

>>212753811
pissing and moaning about the weather is a british national pasttime and people who engage in it are true patriots

>>212753832
is this the vtuber who wants to fuck her brother

Oh so this is why DTFIC has been so mental lately, he thinks his dollhouse is going to disappear

Unironically already got the VPN ready to go for when the porn and the chan get banned

>>212753847
>he's
lol nice try

>>212753860
i always use a vpn online so im all good

>>212753850
I WANT THEM DEAD! I WANT A STEAMING PILE OF THEIR CORPSES FESTERING IN THE SUN WHILE I LAY BACK IN MY SUN LOUNGER WITH A COLD DRINK!

reckon only men who work out regularly and have fit bodies should be allowed to be politicians, and i don't care if they're old, that's no excuse for being fat

>>212753860
Can't post with a VPN without a 4chan pass

>>212753832
>>212753859
Mental how badly he mindraped you

>>212753849
lol x

what if ana de armas walked into your house pushed your head into her crotch and said 'now, lick it'. what then?

>>212753925
probably do it desu
rather lick her tum tho

tired of fizzy drinks. Need something flat. What's the rec lads? no alcohol

>>212753925
Don't know who that is sorry

>>212753891
sounds a bit.. gay, no?

>>212753938
Cum

>>212753925
id get scared and run away

the chad energizer

vs

the virgin dura-cel

>>212753925
Detonate the explosives I have on my person at all times

Asked the Japanese gf if I could drink her wee and she just smiled and said バーカ. How do I convince her bros??

>>212753946
Sir Hard Bastard

a band called 'nigger and the kikes' but make them have rorkian views so they don't get banned like bob vylan and leftypol seethes eternally

must be shit being born a singaporean citizen, have to live in the big city your entire life unless you can get a visa to live elsewhere

>>212753856
nah

>>212753892
imagine the level of runt who would reward the jannies for what they've done to this thread by compensating them

>>212753925
would have to kick and scream and pretend i don't like it init

>>212753954
ask her to speak english

Dayyyyyym rorke really throwing dat thang back

>>212753954
I can feel that she’s just on the cusp of letting me lick her armpits (any pitchads here??) and I know that wee is just around the corner if I play it smart.

going to a stand up comedy show next week by myself
wonder if i could pull a bird there

>>212753891
i think politicians shouldnt exist.
this country should be a meritocratic technocracy.

>>212753978
now that i think about it that is exactly the same situation as the average taxpayer in this country

>>212754006
you couldn’t pull the wings off a fly mate

>>212754032
DONE HIMMMMMMM
FATALITY

when the poo hits your japs eye when you're bumming a guy
that's amore

rorke shazaming placebo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aka_F5ClZEM

>>212754039
im not gonna shag you lad

>>212754039

>>212754032
well duh thats really hard unless you have tweezers and a magnifying glass
>>212754039
not quite the done him you think it is

going to be debuting a new rowan atkinson themed gimmick tonight lads. hope you're all ready for some serious keks!

ive never been done. not once.

>>212754105
thats why youre a virgin

>>212754087
how fat are your fingers

>>212754105
unlike yer ma

There are no fit politicians.

>>212754119
your mum likes my fat fingers

what do you call a black fisherman?
a nigger

>>212754115
loooooool
popped his cherry

going poo poo in my knickers

>>212754154
correction: there are no fit rorke politicians

>>212754163
reckon he's suing?

>>212754045
LOOOL

>>212754181
Frogposting is cringe

leftypol going into the office for his HR job wearing a shit-filled adult nappy

>>212754154
This is one of ours. I reckon shes fit

>>212754163
should have taken his ideas into his own company

right that's it the detox starts today

a big retox for me

scared of one day becoming seriously disabled (wheelchair-bound, blind, unable to use hands, etc.)
reckon i'd definitely commit suicide

>>212754209
detox but its just me giving myself diarrhea

Anxietyberg going into overload omds

>>212754199
i still wouldn’t mind a bored handjob from jacinta

>>212754227
good luck with that

>>212754154
the former PM of finland is highly shaggable

>>212754234
you’re going to die
you’re going to FUCKING DIE

>>212754154

Um bongo

>>212754104
Sorry la I'll be at the pub quiz, reckon you can hold off till tomorrow?

ummy

>>212754342
nice where u go la

wearing my filthy hoodie

>>212754192
That is absolutely brilliant

errr

Got Nick Cave on the Sonos. AC on full blast. Iced coffee in hand. Teams on DND. Life is good lads.

>>212754199
what's going on with her top lip

ITT: sticking it to the man and being punk rock

>>212754370
The Stonhouse in Clapham

>>212754467
I do hope you're larping, one of these freaks are gonna phone in a bomb threat.

>>212753347
It's alright, the immigrants who apparently built Britain are going to save Britain, probably.

>>212754499
Not likely, that takeaway mong in hull doxes himself and was sent some gay little letter

>>212754315
>>212754462
Um

>>212754532
I thought it was funny

Anyway if anyone does want to come along we're a man down
Bonus points if you know the first thing about football

i'm into PUNK sainsburys sausage rolls you can keep that corporate BS

writing a strongly worded letter to /brit/ management

>>212754605
sport is my weakness unfortunately. good knowledge in most other things though

>>212754532
yeah that whole thing was pretty fucking gay, he should have had thousands of pizzas sent to his incelflat or something

raping my cock with my arse

making a hole in the ground so I can shag mother earth

>>212754181
your standards are pitiful

>>212754532
i must have missed that unfortunately

need a moderator asap

Ocado delivery coming shortly

>>212754181
ugly as sin

intergalactic planetary
planetary intergalactic

>>212754692
>>212754181
>not posting the GOAT

>>212754467
lol think i actually done a quiz there before years and years ago

sink unclogged
toilet scrubbed
laundry complete
admin with the landlord complete
contract for new job signed
having a productive day so far

sick of all the woke shit, just fuck off.

/brit/ but like a nice /brit/

>>212754747
absolute unit but still would

right. time I started calorie counting again. been a slob for too long.

>>212754785
you say that like its a negative

Might go out in the sunsheyine

week of night shifts starting this evening, it not right

Things are just getting more unhinged

Jerry, get iPad

>>212754809
I don't mind thicc lasses but she's literally square mate, the line has been crossed

>>212754785
That's good of you mate, you'd lose your virginity to her would you yeah?

>>212754829
Night shifts are fucking horrible. Genuinely reckon there should be a limited on the number of night shifts someone is allowed to work, because it is just devastating for your wellbeing.

just seen the latest episode of rick and morty, wasn't very good

>>212754911
yeah?

>>212754911
Do they still have evil morty? Think i watched the first 2 seasons of that

>>212754956
nah

>>212754911
it stopped being good literal years ago, why are you still watching it

Announce Gyokeres

>>212754980
something to do

>>212754911
piggle rigg in it?

sir spain freak

>>212755060
nah it was a jerry episode

Reuse
>>212754802
>>212754802

>>212755097
>>212755097
>>212755097

>>212755088
I'll be honest I actually made that new early by accident because I expected there to be like a 400 second timer and there wasn't

Right... well...

>>212754829
factory toil?