Thread 212757801

Farmfoods diced goat edition

neoliberal bull logging in

Quite interested to see Conor's dick now, just out of curiosity like

would shag young liz truss til my dick fell off

rorke running from the plug in the wild (once)

everyone reporting Belgium flags posts

conor mcgregor's crush

Robot Wars

parents are having guests over and I'm expected to starve

that's a relief then

Anyone remember Nicola Bulley?

>>212757833

mods.
1. [intentionally blank OR redacted]
A. avatar/signature (avatar flag, avatar post/r9k post), irrelevant catchphrase/copypasta
B. call fo raid or discord buddies to come, (see "A")

im working day and night to rape my own arse

>>212757843
Bit odd looking. Also about the same size as mine but everyone on Twitter was saying it’s massive.
Not sure what that’s all about. Either I’ve had a massive knob this whole time and not known it or his fans are just complementing his average sized penis

>>212757873
>The Troubles
>United Kingdom
Based

Listening to that Oasis song where Liam's wailing on and aaying shine

Serb sauce Serb boss

>>212757855
Absolutely zero chance of that nonce being banned let's not lie. He's a friend of the jannies at least.

>>212757801 (OP)
ahmed giving it a quick microwave, cutting a hole in the bag and fucking it, going "oh yeaaa, just like in the old country"

Window rape

they hear me pooin'
they wankin'
masturbatin' and tryna catch me wipin' dirty

report 2 of his posts today and you have done enough

>>212757902
fomyeg

hosse

Remember when the whole board was /brit/s

>>212757941
or he just resets his IP like every other ban evader you fucking idiot

>>212757975
No don’t remember that

>>212757960
I’m unironically reporting his posts

>>212757964

1.
2. (pic rel)

A. spam/flooding duplicate posts, avatar/signature, calls to action
B. duplicate posts unlike what they can do where they came from


dont talk

just report

don't know why bad posts here get blamed on /r9k/ when you can just go and look at /r9k/ and see that they're just talking about seasidemark and crying about asmr girls and bennies as usual

>girl at lunch toil told me she couldn't definitely see herself dating me if I was taller

why tell me that

>>212757960
remember when you said you'd fuck a child

>>212757992
um

got your mum on all fours and im bent over her like a dog pounding her a-spot with quick short thrusts while the sweat clings to our skin and adds to the choir of animalistic noises coming from us

>>212757995
impersonating 4chan staff

dtfic melty

r9k 35 posts before talking about fucking kids, because they cant talk about fucking niggers

imagine the only people you can be above (in trying to defend your right to post this garbage) is pedos

>>212757978
There are other ways of fingerprinting which 4chan use you technically-illiterate faggot. And jannies are in here all the time to stop certain posts, but his go on for hours. They do not ban him. Retard.

get that fucking up ya

what are today's pollen levels?
why didn't he post it?

>>212758048
>There are other ways of fingerprinting
oh yeh? like what?

I look like shit and im skinnyfat as fuck

>>212758054
can i have it down me instead please

>>212758054
canny whack a cooncil dinner

>>212757992
good. hopefully more people are
congrats on being the hero today but remember to not do this too often because they will report you

they will report you for saying it (but it should be said, thank you), or simply say that you fuck kids, after lying


progress update: remember what they do post, want to see posted and dont report, and what they do report and/or get mad about. look at how they think

report them

>>212757815
fucking um

melt
e

>>212758068
Browser agent, TLS fingerpting, anything listed on BrowserLeaks. Fuck off.

Don't even know what's going on

>>212757833
>>212757870
>>212758031
>>212758062
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212758150
mouser laying down the law

>>212757992

this poster is a hero and you should be reporting the Belgium flags posts along with r9k buddies he has

if for nothing else then because he doesnt like you doing it

only time i ever see these shitty posts is when another schizo has a meltdown about them

reminder that catyank is this board's assigned jannie, and he habitually uses an avatar and spams off topic crap about star wars and makes racist posts that belong on /pol/
so next time you wonder why all kinds of rule-breaking shit is just ignored, remember that catyank is one of the morons tasked with enforcing the rules

>>212758002
women are evil

>>212758188
mental how they memoryholed him

i swear everyone at work has unlimited holidays apart from me

>>212757998
It's just a schizo scapegoat, /britfeel/ mongs couldn't arrange a pissup in a brewery

>>212757887
come on now he's only had a year took way longer for us to collapse

>>212758002
She was teasing you and is basically saying she's interested

>>212758191
dont know who dtic is and what it stands for
dont know who heather is and who heatherpaedo is supposed to be
dont follow /brit/ characters and havent since 190 and big al

>>212758214
curious how less than a year after his rise to fame the gallaghoids conveniently reunited out of nowhere

Rorke (me) walking to Tesco in his Crocs

>>212758239
ktim
me and my filterberg against the world

>>212758191
Yet you feel compelled to complain about it

Curious

So this is rorke’s mum

im here 16 hours a day and still no idea who dtfic is
nor heatherpedo. is he supposed to be belgium?

>>212758269
Holy FUUUUARK

>>212758269
umm

What is it about Trump that makes people absolutely unable to stop themselves from commenting on him? Mad behaviour honestly

>>212758118
you overestimate the tools jannies have access to

>>212758262
...yeah?
I only see the belgium posts when you spit your dummy out and highlight them, which compels me to complain about it. Is that difficult to understand?

>>212758284
heatherfreak is the belgian's bf, dtfic is their foil

>>212758118
do you think janny knows what i look at when wanking

Remember when we invented trains and then because we took over India someone said “yeah should put a load of trains there I reckon that’d be mint”.
But then when we left India we forgot to take all the trains with us. Now they’ve been left unattended with the trains and keep standing in front of them while recording themselves and getting ran over or sticking their heads out the window and getting clotheslined by poles like it’s looney tunes.
Basically what I’m saying is we should take our trains back because they’re clearly not responsible enough to have them unsupervised.

Might get back into Football Manager

>>212758269
who is this lovely pale whore

>>212758269
whore but le quirky xD

homeAlone
EveryfridayNight !! You`ve
got No Fans !!

no nede to be rude wealdstone raider lol

you want some ?? I`ll Give
it Ya

can we All be friends
Let's Give it a

Go !!

Gary Eats you`ve Convinced
Me
I Am No longer Violent Let`s
Watch Football ..

wish we didn't do brexit, looking back everyone was just pissed at immigrants and took it out on the EU, but we have ALOT more immigrants than in 2016 anyway

are the fucking wigger faggots posts gone?

reminder or pre-reminder that he goes off-VPN to post without getting filtered sometimes afterwards, or if he goes on ignored. filter THAT, BTW
good job though. try not to talk about him though

>>212758332
how do you even see them

>>212758302
normies unironically believe everything they hear on the news

>>212758370
many are saying precisely this

>>212758370
You really never know who's going to drop in next

God you lot are actually fucking awful today just some right dogshit posts going on

>>212758369
Shut up you miserable mong

>>212758351
get the massive underground train system built already. Could be built by now if we pulled our finger out 200 years ago

>>212758311
I'd go look through the source leak but I'd rather tell you to fuck off again

>>212758350
Not sure what mods can see re:access but they know your host at the minimum when you post

me? SEVERE weed addiction, start the day with a zoot and a coffee

rorke getting struck by lightning 17 times in a row on the way home from tesco as punishment for his meal deal choices

Why does this keep happening?

>>212758422
Yeah right. Next you’ll be saying we should build nuclear power plants

>>212758428
DUDE LMAO!!!!

>>212758431
i don't think this happened or will ever happen

>>212758437
national pastime

>>212757978
Many posters including myself have been banned for reporting his posts

Obviously the 70 IQ tranny janny discord pedo cancer killing the site thinks it's just hilarious

>>212758428
odd colours
have they gone off or are they autumn weeds

>>212758456
get the Dyson Sphere built already.

>>212758437
Looks like a good lad

>>212758461
well it did. he's alright though just in a bit of a strop

>>212757833
sup crodie pipe wat u sayin
>>212757870
omds lol

>>212758428
What are the pink and bright orange ones?

>>212758470
good you deserve to be banned
you spend literally 24/7 in here just whining and complaining about posters you don't like
you contribute nothing to this general whatsoever
in fact, you deserve to be killed

How would someone see my posts responding to other posts that they ostensibly have filtered?

You're not peeking, are you?

>>212758514
weed

praying for rorke

went to kfc before and when i got in it started raining and i got to sit there looking at all outsider scum get soaked while i got to eat chicken ahah felt so good

>>212758520
This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.

Are you sure you're okay?

>>212758533
The “got the shits and don’t want to risk it” meal deal special

>>212758474
>>212758514
stardog

>>212758520
>well aktchewally *defends the spammers*

>>212758528
Aye cheers

>>212758054
corr

>>212758533
>here is your white supemacy bro

>>212758555
I'd do anything for you
I'd stand out in the rain
Anything you want me to do
Don't let it slip away
There's a quiet storm and it never felt like this before
There's a quiet storm, I think it's you

weed makes you poo yourself

>>212758596
You're a sad cunt

>>212758533
The jambon buerre as the french would call it

weed makes you get struck by lightning

Spamming/flooding

>>212758239
what happened to thailad

uh oh stinky

>>212758623
>>212758563
>Could the future of Canary Wharf lie in thumping beats and dancefloor raves? Could the City of London become a global hub of nocturnal revelry?
Mhmm...

weed is the perfect drug for incel neets because it makes gaming and gooning 5x better

>>212758664
i cant focus on games its too hard

>>212758655
he called the king a bender and was sent an underground gulag
likely chopping up some bamboo and sewing jeans as labour for the next 70 years

*cycles into briy*

people who shit up the thread whining about the spammers are worse than the actual spammers

>>212758660
By 'party' they mean 'rape'

Don't criticise my spam, you are worse than me

Bed time I reckon. Love an early night in summer

>>212758719
youve lost the plot

>>212758719
That's ridiculous
Get a grip

just brushed my teeth

>>212758711
11 more days until you do the right thing

>>212758423
i dont think you know what you're talking about

bradding/walshing

>>212758370
mair?

those black women that are very top heavy with a fat ass
and i mean top heavy
>>212758701
bad time to say this seeing that he is now on a UK flag doing it and your post landed just after a long chain of his spam AI generated trash you mong

>>212758742
Clean my windows with your fucking tongue you mongoloid cunt.

>>212758745
Genuinely heatherpaedo how do you feel that 4chan will be getting banned soon?
Sure you can VPN post with a handful of other mongs, but this generally will essentially be dead soon

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh6gtpH4EbQ

bad timing

>>212758753
Do you know what a user agent is, retard?

>>212758781
Look at the post times, he can't help himself

/bant/

>>212758797
Why do you assume he'll miss it?
If it's not available then he can't post and he'll do some thing else

>>212758836
>>212758836
>>212758836
New!

>>212758848
Lol this place has been his life for years, of course he will miss it

Sven GORAN Ericsson

Not too warm today lads
Just a pleasant temperature, think I might even have a hot dinner tonight :)

>>212758513
sup crodie x

>india
LMFAOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

1 dogshit post filtered

>>212758859
you are severely mentally ill

>>212758859
>162 posts
Jannies, chop off his balls

ever convince a girl to let you shag her up the arse so she'd technically still be a virgin?

epic paedo bonet spamming time!!

>>212758848
>he
kek
You already written your note pal?

Oopsie!!!

I might've sent him into a wee melty when he opened my gif :P

ISAbros... we are so back

right well that's a video of two women taking a shit on camera

>>212758948
Yeah
No fucking clue how she bought it

how do you join copper to make a still for moonshine and illegal alcohol production

countering the annoying spam by spamming annoyingly

>>212758983
only cause the pound is shitting the bed

>>212759003
Told you how to fix it but you wouldn't listen

This is what you get :D

canadanonce spamming scat now so we use his dogshit early thread righto

>>212758956
He is severely mentally crippled; he could neither write a botnet or even purpose an existing one. He couldn't run a Python script. He does this all day by hand.

>>212759014
good job i dont invest in the UK economy then

>>212759003
we told you to migrate to /bant/ which would permanently fix the issues, yet your autism peristed

>>212759051
nope its a botnet used for spamming paedo shite which is not only free to use but is also very easy

MAM

I NEED TO REDEEM THE GOOGLE PLAY GIFTCARDS!!!!

>>212758823
you clearly dont

>>212759055
god you're retarded

drinking methyl mercury, mixing methyl mercury with potassium cyanide and ether and water

>>212759158
why

>>212759003
Shut the fuck up.

>>212759086
Evidence?

>>212759158
what that means

is he paying money for the ai
surely no service lets you generate that many videos for free

>>212759155
>>212759115
LOL

wearing silky shorts with no boxers and the way they feel against my knob are giving me a lob

>>212759176
methyl ether

having a spore wank

>>212759183
Yes he pays Google for tokens to make these videos no one watches

That's how mentally ill he is lmfao

>>212759187
This is way too zesty

>[Deleted]
what was it?

>>212759213
which stage?

>>212759177
its associated with a website that gets you banned for mentioning it
dont know any archive search queries that will show this, but there's a screenshot showing what the tool looks like in practice

at the bus stop the other day, there was some kid there who was like 12-13 and an older bloke with an ankle monitor and he was chatting to the kid, something dodgy going on there

>>212758660
This is a good idea really, nobody lives round there anyway and god knows we're in need of some proper *late* night venues
London must be the only major city where you're stuck for something to do by 2am

janny leaving up dtfics early dogshit new righto

finally ready to make the most of my youth at a spry 32 years old

oh my days heatherpaedo can you go one day without samefagging

>>212759101
I accept your concession.

>>212759228
Jan'd lmao

>>212759275
scream

>>212759247
cell

>>212759251
Uh huh.

>>212759275
He does it really really badly too. Brain of a feeble infant.

>>212757873
Insanely gay

>>212759177
It's called 4chan dot gay

Look it up on the sharty wiki

Sometimes called the "frontend"

Has tools made for spamming using proxies and image hash changing

It's strictly for the most mentally ill freaks imaginable who are incapable of just posting normally and having a bit of fun so they spam scat and other dogshit for hours on end when they've gotten a bit peeved

>>212759324
Our rulers

Any Pokemon man in?

>>212759310
um!!!!

3 emails i had to write today. feel sick

>>212759356
might have a wank to vulpix later yeah

>>212759323
Ah thanks. I had seen the site but didn't know about the tools. I guess even that mongo can manage a simple GUI.

>>212759351
screaming

dtfic admitting he an expert on the methods paedophiles use to ban evade and post illicit content
curious

>Why do you assume he'll miss it?
>If it's not available then he can't post and he'll do some thing else

>>212759356
yeah
wanking in the daycare currently

>>212759367
dont want you virtually infecting the whole organisation tomorrow get some rest

can't comprehend how grim my life will be in 10 years

unironically just took a massive shart on myself in the middle of buc-ee’s on a road trip 18hrs from home
been constipated from all the driving and my gut chose the middle of a crowd surrounded by white women as the perfect time to do a hard purge
typing this on my phone as i speed away crying

what the fuck is the sharty wiki

>>212759382
Weird projection

Just seen a screenshot of it here and read the sharty wiki about it after it was mentioned previously

Hardly makes me "an expert"

>>212759356
toby was just here a little while ago

>>212759389
He's totally got other things going on in his life I SWEAR also I'm not him.

>>212759417
???????????

want to make all of these chemicals and then alcoohl

>>212759417
not funny don't care

>>212759275
A Yotsuba man are you

>>212758367
u/NovaRadiance
@susanna on redgifs

>>212759435
>I'm here for an hour a day mate chill out you humourless twat

For me it's Tomorrow.

>>212759481
:)

>>212759488
grow up

going to eat daily yl-ether sulfate

>>212759481
what the hell are you doing

>>212759460
What the fuck could be funny about that

>>212757801 (OP)
always pick up some of this
absolutely lush x

You been following the constance marten mark gordon baby thing brit?

yl-ether sulfate, not ethylamine
want to start eating 40mg daily of ether omega-3 capsule to go kill myself (joking)

>>212759481
Mental how

>>212759481
me at the back

That’s the 170kg 3x5 squattoil completed

It's called pure satire

>>212759546
call it what?

only thing I miss from "nonce botnet" is the "captcha solver"

>>212759578
Yhe Binble

>the brit split has been the funniest thing i've done online for a long time.
>
>thanks for the laughs lads glad i could break your minds so hard you had to leave /int/
>
>i bet in a years time when i come back here you'll still be seething about me when this place would have just become a distant memory for me.

yhe niggle

>>212759563
straight onto boring 1x1 posttoil

Accidentally ate a family sized lamb biryani again

>>212759591
mind he made a wee spaceman OC image
screainming

imagine being such a shitty poster that even on 4chan people leave because of you

>>212759586
mouseover image englarging and webm autoplay is peng, also embedding youtube vids and twatter links
fact is the dot gay is peng and fuck janny ok

>>212759563
I can't squat because I have an inguinal hernia

>There's no such thing as Windows 9 or iPhone 9, but jumped straight to 10 (or X in iPhone's case)

what's up with that lads
why do the POWERS THAT BE hate nineberg
makes you think init

Lord spare me this torment

Ah yes they are yet again doing more sewer work so the whole area reeks and i cant hang clothes outside when its actually warm

>>212759488
It's the only viable option. Every other theme hurts my evil incel eyes

>mouseover image englarging and webm autoplay is peng, also embedding youtube vids and twatter links
all available with 4chan x without supporting gay tranny paedo freaks and their botnet

>>212759655
Seven ate nine

>>212759648
that's from 4chanX you stupid bastard

Would love to shag a traveller.
A right proper dirty sket of a gyppo.

>>212759673
screaming

>>212759648
All available with 4chanX and more plus the captcha solver is another free plugin

Just admit you want to spam the thread becau

My favourite website is still wikipedia.
The internet has been popular for like 30 years now and still wikipedia is the best we've do ne.

>>212759702
>Just admit you want to spam the thread becau
show me where i said i didn't you massive retarded freak

>>212759710
sisters bf says the same thing

>>212759723
Kill yourself

>>212759702
link a working captcha solver please

>>212759723
blow you head smooth off

smut fanfic writer taking too long to update

>>212759741
hey i'm happy you're the miserable loser who spends every second of your life here even though you hate the place like a fucking mental case haha

i spent 630 minutes at t'gym last 'onth

>>212759751
Ask Jeeves broken?

>>212759710
hyperlink mong loves his hyperlinks

>>212759778
Not a lot of chicken in that chicken burger

>>212759781
thats nowt

>>212759778
400g of fat
10g of chicken
300g of bread

megamelty inbound uh oh

>>212759778
chicken and cheese do not go together

>>212759838
teeside parmo says otherwise

lads
give me a yes OR no!

>>212759838
wrong

>>212759779
Bizarre projection

>>212759786
Absolutely love a good hyperlink.
Reading an article and right click open in a new tab to every interesting looking linked article.
A veritable hydra of knowledge.

>>212759862
im a yescel because nochads scare me

>>212759892
he found her gold card

>>212759888
Seen this?

https://www.finwake.com/1024chapter1/fw01.htm

>>212759892
He was influenced by seeing a headless person on a stamp every day at work.

>>212759888
you don't middle click?
sick fuck

>>212759838
fuck off

having a hyperwank

>>212759934
Sometimes, yeah, for a treat.

>>212759838
good post

Chicken, lettuce, mayo, bun
Is all a chicken burger needs

having a metawank

>>212759892
rorke quiet about this one

>>212759917
It needed a footnote to explain the meaning of the word 'municipal'? The fuck?

>>212759978
that weird goon fetish isnt it

>>212759938
Gross toddler food

>>212759988
>28yo and 21yo
>been dating 2 years
>met at a family function

>>212759917
Holy fuck I was looking for that site for years, thank you
(This will help me with a very big project)

>>212759988
maybe she said something to set him off?

>>212760027
Nothing wrong with fucking your cousins

>>212760025
no man is immune to slop

having a quasi-wank

>>212760001
That's what you fixate on?

>>212760046
No problem mate x

I'm 31, currently dating a 27 year old. Already shagged a 31 year old when I was 29.

>>212760058
True….

>>212760056
except when they stab you to death, decapitate you and stick your body in the bath

american sees something green on the plate, calls it gross
naturally

El vino did flow

sucking a cromulent fuckcrustable

so we all waiting for the new?

Make it

guests used the bathroom 2 times in the last 5 minutes
soon I'll be free

Get it made.

Rorke?

where's the nigger poo

You didn't like my new last time so I refuse to make another

>329
guys... Have you all really given up on /brit/?

get it made rorke

>>212754802
>>212754802

>>212760180
Trolling outside of /b/

nou
>>212760212
>>212760212
>>212760212

>>212760214
>>212760214

>>212760213
LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>212760213
seriously hope you die

screm

>>212760219
>bril
no it fuckin aint

>>212760213
fucking idiot
>>212760219
fucking idiot

Anyone see that last wicket?

>>212760294
No where'd he have it last?

usually you're fighting over the new and now nobody will make one

make the new

what is he playing at

>>212760341
>>212760341
>>212760341

janny in the gay parade

Get it made arseholes