Thread 212771179

polish rose edish

going to kill myself i think

any absolute guvnas in?

>>212772580
what will your family feel if you do this ?
think of them lad

absolutely can not have my taste in pornography in any way linked to my ID
what the fuck do we do

she looks better on court with a cap on

>>212772607
just use tor

>>212772607
tick tock, max :)

>>212772607
Stop watching porn.

>>212772607
have sex

>>212772607
make your own

>>212772613
Corr imagine rubes in wimbledon gear

>>212772633
it's not fucking funny

all of the greg lansky porn sites (blacked, blackedraw, vixen, tushy, slayed) are completely banned for me. I can't access any of them through the tor browser or through a VPN.

>>212772672
whys that

eating polos

>>212772607
get a cheap vpn

Wait they've actually done the id thing for porn?

>>212772683
Chuds.

>>212772683
internet porn is banned in my state
some sites i can reach through a VPN but for those sites i mentioned they are 100% banned

helperlad has died

Just been on reddit and looked at a bunch of porn. Don’t know what you’re all going on about

KTIM in IRL

>>212772714
Good.

>>212772607
err, what's your taste in pornography?

Would love for ruby to peg me

>>212772607
/brit/ said it's a nothingburger so just pretend it isn't happening

>>212772728
Tim(me)'s crush

this is literally my identity im literally a fox

>>212772750
she looks like a real sweetheart

Thoughts?

>>212772750
have this forboding feeling she's gonna shave her hair off and go non binary
God save us

>>212772607
its a nothingburger nothing will happen dont worry about it

>>212772714
even reddit has it

>>212771179 (OP)
neoliberal teeth

yeah yeah, itll be just like SOPA, never going to happen, block 4chan, what are you on about you schizo freak? deary me

>>212772787
scream

installing some mass effect 2 mods

>>212772787
sfmeisng

foxey >.<

>>212772779
vpn

>>212772779
cherry on top of the its over cake

when are you going to apologise to onlinesafetylad?

>>212772742
predominantly homosexual and transgender as you well know!

trannypol and leftpol are gagging for rorke's smegmas. you can't stop talking about rorke.

>>212772823
i was assured that nothing ever happens

Leaving a pile of dead mosquitoes on the table as a warning to the other mosquitos

wish i could pull off wearing a turtleneck without looking like a mong

>>212772607
go on a downloading spree and save the best

>reddit has it
No they don’t

i like to imagine the average poster here as an early/mid 20s male who is a NEET incel

eugenia cooney has died

>>212772692
These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're English, don't you?

why are there so many grim tarts in the porn industry now? they're all either bogged middle aged hags or grim skinny bitches, tattooed to the nines and no chebbage to speak of
back in my day you had to actually be attractive to do porn

>>212772854
>this account has been banned permanently
What'd you do, lad?

>>212772891
screamiung

Alright thread nonces listen up. I’m calling a temporary truce in these extreme circumstances.
Can one of you recommend me a VPN so I can continue looking at middle aged Asian office ladies’ thighs in tights on the internet without it being linked to my real life ID?

I am Fares.

>>212772908
No. Stop watching porn.

>>212772870
vax status?

>>212772870
nothing is confirmed

*sigh* guess ill milk out one more nut before hopping on the no-fap train

this is literally 1984

>>212772894
Because amateur is way better and they all moved to OF and their various social media platforms

>>212772854
Maybe they're rolling it out gradually, still a few days before the law kicks in

>>212772896
Probably said some childish racist shit, knowing 4chan like I do

>>212772791
Can't even see for myself because I don't have an account I just use old.reddit

>>212772779
just tried it and got no id verification

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9u7-kQWOwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9u7-kQWOwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9u7-kQWOwU

>>212772926
It’s not porn it’s “ASMR” actually. Just because I wank off to it doesn’t make it porn.

I did my best.

>>212772934
Just become a blade runner and chop down those surveillance cameras.

How many cuck images do you have Quentin?

ASMR insane asylum ft. ASMR

>>212772947
99% of asmr is porn mate

>>212772934
I wish. There were almost no nogs in 1984. Even Orwell's mind couldn't conceive of anything so depraved.

my last name dies with me

>>212772894
Sugar relationships are very common now.

Downloading the best reddit sex gifs before they ban the lot

>>212772908
MysteriumDark
It's literally 0.015p per GB lmao

>>212772971
So is beach volleyball at the olympics. But we all have an unspoken agreement to pretend it isn’t.

XD

>>212772942
>amateur is way better
i hear this a lot and i disagree
SOME amateur stuff is really good but you really have to separate the wheat from the chaff

no twilight sparkles

i have other means for wanking anyways

i've been stockpiling porn all year

Police just kicked my door in for having a wank.

>>212773021
GOOD post, finally someone on here with a brain

what is this aesthetic called?

>>212773026
and your other means for posting on 4chan?

this fatherland's no place to die for

Even Youtube is at it

>>212773041
i have my ways

Ban me then.

at the end of it I was left with £76.59 (target was £76). I dont know how I feel about getting those occasional energy drinks but the smaller BOOST one was more worth it than the MONSTER energy ULTRA which was almost 2L of normal energy drink :(
also I have 1L of energy drink leftover and I guess a loaf of bread (that £0.59) so I can eat that tomorrow while it still tastes good

If Orwell would have known the future was authoritarian capitalist neoliberal, where nogs are worshipped and white boys grow tits because they can't get a gf, he would have gone full NatSoc and endorsed Mosley.

leftypol and rorke united in their demand that children have easy access to hardcore internet pornography

rather tedious submitting my ID to fanfiction.com but it must be done

>>212772962
she's a very pretty girl but that hairstyle does NOT work for her

>>212772974
Now i know that's not this lad

my dad met iggy pop back in the 70's

>>212773041
I'll be content with just lurking the other boards, /brit/ will migrate somewhere else

I am Russian.

what a SHITHOLE
AUTHORITARIAN
DYSTOPIAN
ORWELLIAN
NIGHTMARE
of a FUCKING COUNTRY LADS

>>212773073
Alright mousey. Long time no see. How’s the science experiments going?

>>212773081
you stole that cunt

even if there are ways round it, most of us won't bother. so /brit/ dies.

>>212773085
not allowed to post that image with those words in that order

>>212773075
>future
>capitalist

>>212773099
leave while you still can

ah fuck that's me just been decapitated then

>>212773059
They've had that in place for a while now

>>212773093
my dad smoked a joint with aphex twin in the 80s

>>212773111
i will save /brit/

BRUH

Need a poo but I’m already naked. Might risk a late night naked stroll through the house to go have a shit and just hope nobody else is awake

>>212773127
i have no internationally in demand skills, i need to get trained in something STEM pronto

JAVmost still stands

perfect -2 nursing long oval

>>212773117
Buy yer labubu mong.

no way cunts are actually worried about age verification shite?

>>212773144
i bet she's got a nice white boyfriend :)

if this place gets blocked my already limited social interaction is reduced to essentially nil
suicide might be on the cards

>>212773144
DELETE THIS YOU PRICK I HAVENT VERIFIED MY ID YET THEYRE GOING TO ARREST ME

>>212773166
no its not happening is it mate? its definitely not going to happen is it?

>>212772672
>(blacked, blackedraw, vixen, tushy, slayed) are completely banned for me
A dark day for Americans..

>>212773144
she's a bit of alright

all my tasteful eroticas have been slow on the update not sure what to wank to now

ryan madison 48/m wearing a baseball cap backwards kissing women with his hands behind his back and creampie shot focused on his pulsating anus

don't much care for videos like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88ghOW6W0tg
give me a good old fashioned pov gopro youtube video so I can feel like I'm actually there
none of this fancy schmancy nonsense

>>212773093
mumstein claims she shagged phil collins once in the 90s and there's a decent chance he's my dad

>>212771179 (OP)
Kek

>>212773144
waiting for the small boats is she xx

>>212773167
This
Women don't like niggers at all. Anybody saying otherwise is a fantasist at best and a lunatic at worst

Good job.

>>212773176
maybe we can write physical letters to each other

>>212773176
this but actually

>>212773188
mumberg actually says stuff like that to you?

>>212773176
>if

>>212773176
i'll just be listening to my records and wanking to my smut collection

my mom came quite close to marrying a Hawaiian lad back in the day before she met my dadberg
could have grown up by the beach surfing each day and eating spam masubi
would have been kino

literally just use a VPN
>but can't post on 4chan
you only need a VPN to access the site, not to post, just turn it off when you're in the thread

>>212773188
probs convinced your mam he didnt need to use a condom cos he was cumming in the air tonight

Force it.

>>212773231
bizarre.

>>212773219
not when i was a kid obviously, but she brings up stuff like that when she's drunk, and my "real dad" died years ago so there's no risk of him throwing a shit fit over it

>>212773246
hs

>>212773188
is your mum robert plant?

>>212773238
/thread
absolute nowt sarnie this is

>>212773231
desperate to fit in

>>212773238
no one wants to bother with that turbo virge nonsense
almost all of the shaggers will be gone
at that point, what's the point?

feel like i should watch something, but i dont know what.

Starting to think this Egypt bot isn’t a bot at all

>>212773238
>you only need a VPN to access the site, not to post, just turn it off when you're in the thread
screaming at your low iq

you all laughed at me when i said i had 3TB of high quality porn saved on external drives well you're not laughing now are you

>>212773270
watch generation kill on HBO

>>212773235
Hawaii is a dirty meth filled shithole.

>>212773265
even deano uses vpns these days

Just remembered how good Little Big Planet was

>>212773270
Cool.

>>212773238
bless your little cotton socks

>>212773238
Don't use surfshark though. It blocks you from browsing, opening images in a thread you're already in.

so here we all are then...
the lads...

>>212773272
explain how this doesn't work then clever clogs

(◡‿◡)

>>212773288
corr miss it so much

>>212773283
>HBO
Do I look like a fucking yank to you?

someone's dog is barking its head off

don't need an ID verification to film them in public though do you

14 porcelain
14 onyx

>>212773284
do you live there?

>>212773296
all here.. the lads.. this is what it's all about

>>212773303
I am Russian..

>>212773284
>oh no i was born on hawaii this is awful!

onlinesafetyactmong printing out every wikipedia article

>>212773240
screamin'

>>212773291
Yeah very cool mate. Nearly bedtime where you are isn’t it?

>>212773176
this but actually genuinely and with no irony

>>212773288
they don't make them like that anymore

Stuck?

Need to move to America so I can get a girlfriend looks easy as fuck over there

>>212773338
With you.

really wide oval m2 can’t fit in hand
pg tip nocturnal relief tek place

a cuddle with Jack

>>212772607
did they even sell porno magazines in britain back in the day? just thinking it might have violated some of your obscenity laws or something

Beating up women turns me on, but let's be honest you can't beat on an English rose, it might kill her. I need an Irish or Australian mrs, maybe a Scouser would do the trick,

don't think i'd ever want to visit africa. it's full of niggers.

don't need an ID verification to imagine them

>>212773272
That's literally how posters from any other country that blocks 4chan post here

me in the back

>>212773361
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи

>>212773367
bros so mind broken by bbcs hes creating his own language

>>212773381
>Scouser
/x/

passing the /brit/ torch to the Australians in the final moments before all Union Jack posters are executed for not providing photo ID to access the site

>>212773385
Thanks..

Might go out for a kebab. The Turkish kebabman always gives me extra meat because I say "teshekular" or however you spell it instead of thanks.

pipe2pipe bushman

putting a teaspoon portion of poo in my morning 'fee

I'll just wank down the park then

i've wanked to tranny porn before, but with the key distinction that it involved a mtf tranny fucking a biological woman, so really it's more like lesbian porn but not as boring

>>212773399
Re..

wonder if any /brit/ posters have died mid-thread

>>212773352
It is easy
I stayed with my ex for like 3 months and she would tell me lasses would flirt with me all the time
I never noticed it or I would have left the fat brown slag on the spot.

>>212773384
I would have loved to go to South Africa (in the 70s).

>>212773444
that sort of porn is grotesque some flaccid grim facsimile of a woman shagging an actual one its just not ok

onlinesafetyactmong doesn't realise you can use a vpn to post here?

watching season 2 of the wire

>>212773451
plan on dying right at 310, me
none of this mid-thread nonsense

>>212773386
>>212773309

>>212773403
oval = penis
m2 = 14 year old girl
pg tip = phat goon tip = bellend
not sure what "nocturnal relief" means though

>>212773444
ftms make me feel disgust, which is what I used to feel towards normal trannies and black cocks

>>212773430
baltimora

I am Russian.

What's the longest you've gone without sex?

>>212773425
Immaculate chebs. Post one moar cousin.

>>212773486
58 years

I'm 92.

>>212773468
ummm
does he know

>>212773384
Eretria looks peng
no internet there unfortunately

>>212773451
Well, this Irish mong named Ulster died of a drug overdose and loads of people had a cry about it
Wasn't mid thread I guess, but there was probably a thread up when he died

>>212773486
Not including the 16 years before I lost my virginity then 2 years.

>>212773477
bro is fluent in black cockinese

>>212773215
>>212773340
wasn't joking!

>>212773447
Repose-toi bien

onelinesafetymong writing "KTIM" with a Sharpie on a print out of a /brit/ thread from 2017

Wtf

*liac

*lica

>>212773528
kek this is me

I hope I die with a /brit/ thread open.

>>212773486
Around 5 years (currently)

>>212773528
Thanks.

imagine you get a 10/10 gf (in both appearance and personality and she's absolutely the one for you) and can have as much balls deep creampie sex as you like, BUT you have to suck the cum out of her fannois afterwards, is it worth it?

>>212773398
do you reckon she wipes towards or away from vag

>>212773486
6 years since my first and last shag. dont miss it

Will be tasting vanilla before I sleep tonight

>>212773527
the prospect of having to use either reddit or talk to normal people in real life is just far too grim

>>212773541
ummmmmerssssss

>>212773575
kek this is me

>>212773541
um what the fuck

>>212773533
Iliac got it without Brit

>>212773541
um

Ask her out.

Ruby doesn't like ponies. Ruby reports ponies.

>>212773486
about tree fiddy

>>212773547
ofc i would. Why would i eat the strawberries if i cant suck on the cream?

>>212773547
No.

>>212773547
Sure and I don't think I'd care about having sex with her much anyway if she was really a good person, I find the thought of it slightly degrading for some reason

>>212773615
kek this is me

Always wiped back to front me. Don’t understand the big deal.
I have control of my hand and I know where my arsehole is. I’m not smearing my own shit all over my balls.

>>212773539
Killing myself because I'll never look like a kawaii uwu anime girl, as a 6' 3" hairy man with size 13 feet!

>>212773547
wouldn't even consider that a negative, i lap up my own spaff after i do a wank anyway, it's good for you

aff tae bed

>>212773620
them glasses are fake

aff tae bed

>>212773547
Yeah, I used to shag my girlfriend (when I was 17) and cum on her arse and she'd make me lick it off (mainly cause we had to do it outside)

Russian.

off by one twice just fuck my shit up

just asked grok why rainbow dash was crying in that webp and he said dont know

>>212773651
Virgin freak

>>212773597
fat bald insecure american dudes will see this and hoot and holler and kiss their trump portrait while shooting their mcdonald themed rifles into the sky

>>212773597
hate cunts who use the tongs to stir stuff

>>212773616
i pinch the shite in the toilet paper like scooping up curry with naan when its a dry one

>>212773614
um

>>212773638
Cute woman! What does her vagina look like?

>>212773650
ok

Cool, sir?

>>212773650
bet it would know if it was a jpg or png

>>212773614
ummy

>>212773651
ktim

>>212773486
25 years (virge)

>>212773650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYVBZfjNrE

>>212773658
Cronem after a gherkin sesh

Grok wipe my arse for me

just wanna say this new """"""""""""gimmick"""""""""""" where you post like a retard nonstop on a bunch of vpns is

>>212773477
>>212773511
screeching

>>212773690
haha

im not fae yoker

>>212773650
>grok

>>212773690
binbe

>>212773509
catch me up
remember the thread thought I was him when I used my vpn

>>212773725
Makes me shake with incel virgin rage things like this

>>212773757
ktim

>>212773725
@grok break the laws of thermodynamics

these days, kids get sent home from school for being British

Posted here the entirety of my adult life. The end of an era

the ponies are cute though

>>212773690
>MouseuArt
:3

Think I would rather leave than to be stuck in limbo.

>>212773764
institutionalised
like myself

>>212772586
>>212772586
>>212772586

----------many-----------
are >>212773772 saying
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Reduce, reuse, recycle.
>>212772561
>>212772561
>>212772561

>>212773749
irish drug addict mong with an Indian gf who died of a benzo overdose.
Lads on here found his parents gofundme and donated a fair bit.
Became a bit of a sore topic for a while

>>212773780
>>212773562

>>212773658
she looks like that face you make when you take your fingers and use them to scrunch your facial skin downward. absolute state of America m8 glad I'm British.

Hi there.

>>212773761
Rorkette

>>212773803
Tonight huh? Hope you’re not pulling my leg.