Carlos the Jackal edition

rorke the mole rat

In the future you'll be able to identify who's an AI by demanding they say a racial slur

it dare

if I stop thinking the gay thoughts they'll go away

>>212794035
People are hugely racist everywhere, that's why state media has to spin so many feel-good stories to brainwash whitey into tolerating innumerable foreigners

Now that browns and blacks are all on social media they can't hide how they really are so racism is on the rise again

Just look how shortly Israel lost all of their goodwill

leftypol the sheep

i just had a poo

went through a big gym faze and got a 6 pack and muscles but became a lazy bastard and now I'm skinnyfat again. very grim times for me

cant stop sneezing :(

>>212794152
odd gif

>>212794120
blacks and browns interacting with normies on Instagram has accelerated the chud movement by decades

>>212794152
little sneezing slut

we must breed with the chinese
its the only way unironically

have started openly grimacing at wogs and queers lately

fortnite servers down

>>212794166
this
mad how all it took to radicalise thr general public was literally just having to interact with brown people on a daily basis lol

>>212794169
????

Mad how it's just a question of whether the AI singularity gets here before the racial apocalypse

>>212794178
yeah mate blame the 1% of the population for being such a neet

um

youse ever yearn

>>212794152
>>212794194
>>212794201
ummy

rorkity

rorkenite

don't like being touched without permission, people can be too grabby sometimes

just vote harder next time x

>>212794248
autism

Genuinely mental how things ended up much worse than my worst fears growing up

>>212794178

nothing more useless than an ftm tranny. imagine being a twink that doesn’t even have a dick. like come on

weird crowd in today

comfy sippin'

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

>>212794276
Most ftm haven’t had bottom surgery

>>212794260
yeah thought I'd have my career and wife sorted at this age lol, maybe at least a few friends

>>212794031 (OP)
Reading about this guy's life was wild. If you wrote a screenplay about his life and sent it to a producer the producer would probably be ''too unrealistic, he gets away with too many things''

>>212794276

could do with winning euromillions tonight

I'm quite depressed about it all to the point of not even really caring that much these days, but it absolutely is unsustainable and something mental will happen in the next decade or so one way or the other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbXZoMocpM8

>I think playing Pokemon Go literally healed my blood vessels (that would be called angiogenesis), because now - when I am laying in bed and get the "drip" feeling - where the blood seems to go out of its containments and leak all over my internal organs - it doesnt go all the way down, coat my lungs and other organs, pool at the bottom and (touch wood - so far) doesnt make me jump awake any more. before it was like a timer for needing to fix it before I get a shock, but now it is just a trickle and thats it

When a normal person finds /brit/

>>212794315
ah yes, the idiot tax

mad how rude and annoying bartenders are these days
like bitch i don't give a fuck just give me a beer

rorkeonamadone

The real problem with this country is how severely classist it is. You live an entirely different reality if you went to a good school and have a posh accent

white niggas when they find out there’ll be season 1-9 simpsons references at the function

SHAN'T be clicking that

um

DTFIC spamming gore again is he?

>>212794322
Talking months now, 2 years max
this cannot go on for much longer

>>212794335
i don't like them and wish they'd fuck off but posting about them constantly is boring
feels like they're infesting the thread via the minds of repetitive mongs, as well as infesting the country

>>212794383
>>212794322
lol nothing will happen

>>212794374
he's severely mentally unwell

lisa needs braces

My mate Rahul is one of the good ones. He gets to stay

>>212794383
no anon.
no.

>>212794339
Felt bad at the pub yesterday because there was a leftover smelly plate of food next to my table and I wanted it gone so went up to the bartender lass and told her there's empty dishes on there and she had to clear it up right away. She did flash me a nice smile while she did it though (probably thought I was a cunt)

>>212794405
dental plan

Mental how badly an imaginary Canadian mindraped him that he resorts to spamming the thread with porn and gore to try and besmirch him

>>212794359
I sound posh and have a shit life

A new Jeremy Corbyn party would be equal to Labour at it's launch, polling shows.
A Corbyn-Green alliance would be second only to Reform, pushing Tories into 3rd and Labour into 4th.

>>212794412
WRONG

The next election really is just going to be whites vs. browns isn't it, full-on mental

>>212794421
It's literally her job

>>212794421
should have just eaten the leftovers ungrateful bastard

>>212794412
everyone gets to choose one brown person to keep, choose wisely

>>212794442
And a Rupert Party?

>>212794446
He's staying and that's that

>>212794439
meds

>>212794452
No it won't, most white people abhor racism and there's loads of Indians in Reform UK

>>212794359
Classism goes both ways.

If reform had a young, good looking leader (like me) they'd be unstoppable

become woke rorke. you know you want to. be a big gay woke wog loving bastard

>most white people abhor racism
Mate

uh, lads, the next general election isn't until 2029

>>212794467
It's sad how you're reduced to trying to make a poster who doesn't even exist look bad because some Leaf made fun of you years ago

>>212794462
Yeah I should have to be fair. It was like half a pizza

The Lowe-Jenrick party is going to make history.

#DarkWoke is the way forward

Local news knows its audience

>>212794508
England will be less than 75% white by then

>>212794513
Why are you pretending to me?

2028 election will be Rupert Lowe Vs Jeremy Corbyn. Mark my words.

>>212794518
Not in any danger from me

England has had enough

We are taking our fucking country back

Hello my chaps.

Hello GCHQbergs

just don't trust farage. feels like brexit was a massive failure and he's just jumped ship to the next thing

wow a screenshot of a larper on twitter

>pretending to me

>>212794542
GCHQ aren't trying very hard these days are they

>>212794554
kys

>>212794542
none of this will happen btw

>>212794518
Why did you block out the name as if it would stop anyone from finding out where this is?

is jezza unironically based? apart from his views on browns

Deplete the biomass

>>212794542
8 years in prison

>>212794542
Who's "we"? Bazza from the local pub?

Do British women also get boobjobs and butt lifts on the employer's expense?

>>212794542
Can't wait for obese drunk gammons to try shit and immediately get curb stomped by antifa

>>212794529
Corbz is 100 years old

>>212794542
"white replacement" is not real

>>212794542
>We
Nigga….

>>212794603
You already got BTFO the other day leftypol

How many pakis do you reckon use /brit/?

>>212794592

>>212794508
Will Starmer last until 2029? I don't think so

Me and my dad shall get Chinese food today.

>>212794603
Never thrown a punch in your life, leftypops

>>212794610
Corbyn is younger than Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltgn8eQsRk4

>>212794645
Kill yourself

>crobyn

>>212794626
none, this is for whitebois only

keep doing horrible lingering farts

>>212794645
kys you corrupt avatarfagging janny cunt

going the apple shop tomorrow to get a new battery for my phone lads

>>212794603
and then thrown in prison and forced to become muslim hahahah x

>>212794628
loooool about time women were made to pay up

Death Note had a great soundtrack.

>roform

>>212794554
Alright Catyank.

schizo power is strong today, even my filters are struggling to hold it back

kinda feel bad for starmer. he would've done well in a more peaceful time in british politics I think. felt the same way about biden

>>212794623
>look! I made a fake image to share with fellow autist incel neonazis! that totally beats you the fuck off...
>>212794647
I could snap your spine like uncooked spaghetti

Crobyn will bring Roform to its knees, make my words

cracKKKa ass white niggas be eating amorphous beige blobs cooked at 180C for 15 minutes for every meal

>>212794701
may the 4th be with you cat chad

>>212794730
give me your height and weight NOW

>>212794721
wtf he's massive

>>212794701
kys avatarfaggot cunt

>>212794730
post wrist

>>212794734
oh yeah i should get the chicken cooked. cheers x

>>212794690
what does that have to do with fruit?

>>212794747
5'8 160 lb

>>212794734
ktim

What’s got DTFIC in a mood today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV8bMJ4TskQ

I've never had Asian food or mexican/latina American food.

a black willy!

omds

>>212794779
he's a deeply disturbed individual

>>212794747
6'4, 14 stone

>>212794786
timmy finding this in his wife’s recently deleted images folder on her phone and breaking into floods of tears

>>212794721
hes a human rights lawyer lad, he is as evil as evil can be.

>>212794793
find the first one hard to believe

why did Conor McGregor have a weight on his willy?

don't think he's going to accomplish much with his new party. the entire country has become chuds over the past 5 years and he's focusing too heavily on Palestine. best he can do is muslim majority areas and far left starmer refugees from labour

>>212794747
6ft1 10 stone, runt.

babylon will fall

One track in the Death Note OST sounded a lot like Aphex Twin. Also there was lots of math rock influence in other tracks.
Another track reminded me of Halo 2 when you are the Arbiter hunting down the Heretic leader on the station.
The Death Note OST had very comfy 2000s energy.

It's actually mental how badly he got mindraped

What the fuck even happened to this nigga to make him like this?

imagine being lazier than someone with down syndrome

that's /brit/ alright

>>212794839
we usually don't sign our posts here mate

funny that mcgregor got caught sending dick pics to a black female rapper, he is irish diaspora after all

>>212794845
man shut your bitch ass up nigga. nobody wants to hear it

>>212794845
kys you scumbag corrupt janny cunt

>>212794832
I rarely eat out and I almost exclusively have pizza when I do, sometimes burgers.

>>212794840
falling falling falling, is babylon the great

The IDF killed Scottish influencer Emma Witters, who was filming for her YouTube channel in the West Bank.

Me? I'm 6'9 and 8 stone

Chooooon

https://youtu.be/-JJAXwAaA2w?si=TgXAYZfXnkIjEt6u

>>212794859
you'd have to be retarded to worm in modern britain

>>212794872
Hardly diaspora, he lives in Caldybillack

>>212794845
Why do you let the spammers ruin this thread?

What do you have against /brit/?

Is it because you're now an unmedicated schizo failson tard who needs his daddy to take care of him until the day he dies?

>>212794859
kind of looks like he would be a chad if he didnt have down syndrome

>>212794897
Andrew?!

>you'd have to be retarded to worm in modern britain
get this man in the workforce NOW

>to worm

>>212794896
maybe she shouldn't have gone to an active war zone to film a YouTube video then

>>212794896
lie, she died at home

>>212794902
more like baldyballsack lol

a cuddle with Jack

How about them Deanos, eh lads. Funny lot

Ordered something from Amazon and the postman brought it. What the fuck are they playing at? Bizarre, never had this happen before

>>212794944
a cuddle with Winston

>>212794925
The "war" is in Gaza, not the west bank

>>212794786
rorke thinking this is a yule log and getting hungry
leftypol quivering at this in his thigh highs

might play some digimon redigitize decode

>>212794968
same thing just don't go in that area right now not hard

The black cock was photoshopped to look larger

I can tell from the pixels and having seen a lot of shops in my time

catyank gets away with avatarfagging and spamming off topic crap because he's a corrupt janny and also the reason why the spammers and vpn users get away with their shit

>>212794968
sent that retard flying

Replaying Red Dead 2 and it’s so fucking comfy. Reminds me of when I first played in during the summer right after I finished my A Levels when life was still beautiful

>>212794896
how do they get away with killing aid workers and random foreigners

LISTEN TO ME! Listen to me. Shut that GOD DANG thing OFF. Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?

>>212794998
Blame his subhuman Evangelical Christard father for enabling his schizo lifestyle and not forcing him to take his medication

Im the proud owner of the one and only dubai chocolate labubu

>>212794938
that's fake news!

>>212794998
nobody cares you boring mental case, get a hobby

>>212795009
The holocaust o algo

I am not a janitor.

without Australians the western internet would crumble into an endless brown sea

>>212795024
Still got no clue what a labubub is

lads i have a gf now so I won't be posting here anymore. you're ruining my style

>>212795048
your latest payslip will prove otherwise

Dubai chocolate is just chocolate with peanut butter filling, only instead of peanut butter it's pistachio butter instead
What's the big fucking deal?
Why name it after some shithole full of legal slavery, human portapotty influencers, russian oligarchs and jihadis?

>>212795051
Australia is 60% non white
You're PM albanese is working overtime to bring in as many wogs as humanly possible

my ancestors could've gone to
>Australia
>new Zealand
>USA
>Canada
and I would've had a far better quality of life, but they chose to stay here. I must find a way out.

labubu sex arse

Get the labubus bought

>>212795085
shutup let them call it dubai chocolate it's find

>>212795093
>I must find a way out.

>>212795087
all of this is 100% true but you cannot possibly expect this to be some epic gotcha when you’re posting under a yank flag. le 56% face

>>212795054
Dolls that look like this only the gimmick is it's entirely randomised and you don't know which one you get until you open it
Some sell for a lot because they look especially cool or are rare, most are ugly junk
It's beanie babies for deano-ettes and gen z i guess

A pint with Gary Eats and Rupert Lowe

mad how every Anglo country is doing shit right now but we are doing the worse by car

watching a little fly try to break free from the sticky trap but failing
hahahhahahah die CUNT

>it's find
>by car

bradley walsh patter

i’m gay

Hate that when I'm drunk I do and say embarrassing shite but don't realize it's embarrassing at the time

>>212795163
E

>>212795135
Fuck forgot image

>>212795132
I didnt say america was some aryan paradise
Im fully aware of the demographic situation here

>>212795147
got 35 flies on mine
hate them

>>212795085
it not pistachio butter mate
it's kenafa, basically shredded filo pastry, with a pistachio cream mixed in

>>212795185
don’t dish it out when you cant take it nigga

>>212795135
>>212795184
Never seen these in my life. Which shops sell them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5n3hmOGMyI

>>212795163
only personality matters lads...
anyways E

>>212795199
>its not pistachio butter mate
>it's pistachio butter
Alright, shouldn't you be laying down some astroturf over your Barret home garden or getting a Peaky Blinders tattoo mate?

>>212795217
thanks for sharing

>>212795188
how long you had the trap up for?

>>212795237
Online or toy sellers, although they're usually out of stock because deanette tiktokers buy them in bulk

>>212795217
LGBTQ = PAEDO

It's insane how much western governments have completely lost control of the narrative since covid.

Covid, Ukraine, Israel, immigration, their totalitarianism is falling apart.

>pistachio butter
how do you milk a pistacchio?

>>212795188
imagine the vile state of your abode

>>212795262
day in the life
let's see if you really trap
turn off the auto tune
let's hear how you really rap

>>212795163
Would be D but she's wearing socks so she's probably got ugly feet. NO THANKS

>>212795280
There will be a world revolution in 10-15 years

Why’s Quentin so obsessed with labubu?

>>212795262
3 days lol

snatching cockroaches off the wall and eating them

The 2030s will be like the 1930's

Need a 5'0, 16 stone slampig gf

>>212795293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHr3XlLBf7M

definitely the "other" child, me. be reyt

>>212795349
knowing this shithole we will be fighting in taiwan for 0 gain like good pets

that wasn't kate

All it takes is one great man. One Adolf Hitler to clean it all up

More civilians have been killed while seeking aid in Gaza than were killed on 7 October.

Business idea: British Republican Fascist Party

>>212795377
All Hitler did was kill half of Europe and then kill himself

Haha based!

>>212795406
Rorke is typing…

>Pilots waved to children before medical jet crashed head first into the ground

>>212795389
well they shouldn't have done October 7 then

>>212795377
Hes walking around now
Waiting to be known...

>>212795377

>>212795280
it's important to remember what that narrative is
the west, arguably since the rise of imperialism, believed that they defined modernity and, by extension, the future
now the west is collapsing and they've realised that after 500 odd years they're not in the driver's seat anymore
Once the the narrative falls apart, the people will strat to question where the authority of their governments actually comes from

>>212795341
err... random much 0.o

>>212794152
*rapes you in the arse*

>>212795430
It was a case of to be or not to be for them
Same reason japan attacked peal harbor

>>212794845
>Halo 2
Good choice Catyank

Thoughts on this track?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePLDO68lcA4

Thoughts on anti-Semitism in the far left?

>>212795280
israel, immigration yes
covid, ukraine lmao

>>212795483
Need stamping out, we all should bow down to our Jewish masters post-haste

mfs will see one brown person walking down the street and decide to become infatuated with Adolf Hitler

>>212795373
Its a great tragedy that the good guys in british history never win
Same with america

>>212795475
How's the job hunt?

>>212795280
reckon this poster who makes inflammatory political posts always with 2 lines and a reddit space inbetween is gchq

>>212795499
my town is now 40% brown

>>212795483
huge fan

Might cut off my dick and balls x

>>212795483
fundamentally based on anti aryanism
jews are seen as aryan, pakis as brown

giving beloved catberg a big kiss and a big cuddle x

Been mulling over the state of society a lot lately lads, and basically, things are completely fucked. Ever since 1945 we have been on course for catastrophe.

Between mass immigration, the driving urge of liberalism towards technocratic despotism, the burgeoning surveillance state, nihilism, collapsing birth rates, th drive towards WW3, and the collapse of a high trust society, it's looking awful.

Full on ethnic civil war is inevitable within the next 10-15 years, unless the deep state succeeds in creating a NATO vs Russia war.

It's very grim for those of born in the 1990s or earlier. I feel sorry for zoomers born in the 2000s or so. The world is going to be absolutely nightmarish by 2040.

The last "good times" in the West are debatable: the mid 2000s, the 1990s, or even earlier in the 1960s, but things will not be good again for a very long time. If ever. We are basically where the Romans were in the 3rd Century, if not even later, perhaps around the year 400 with the Huns invading.

Another problem, as a lad on here pointed out recently, is that many Whites think history is over, while most of the third world thinks that history is only getting started, now that they've thrown off their colonial superiors.

The hard times have only just begun.

>>212795577
Roke

>>212795564
should have listened to enoch powell

>>212795551
no offence but your cat should be killed
get the cats out of australia

>>212795491
Nobody cares about Ukraine except hysterical boomers who think it's 1983.

>>212795564
so basically I was spaffed into my mum just as civilization has its last good moments? great

>>212795682
ok so this is rorke

>unless the deep state succeeds in creating a NATO vs Russia war.

>>212795597
if you think about it if the west didn't have immigrant problems we would be much more supportive of ukraine

>>212795564
>I feel sorry for zoomers born in the 2000s or so
yeah for male zoomers
female zoomers have never had it better

gymtoil complete
scrantoil around the corner

>>212795581
crogaytia

>>212795597
I think it's significant. Europe's borders haven't been changed by conquest since WW2 right? If Russia gets away with their actions then it sets a bad precedent for the future. More wars of conquest could emerge.

THE PROBLEM IS CAPITALISM
THE PROBLEM IS BILLIONAIRES
THE PROBLEM IS MEGACORPORATIONS

MASS IMMIGRATION EXISTS TO KEEP CAPITALISM FROM COLLAPSING
FOREVER WARS EXIST FOR PROFIT AND TO KEEP YOU DISTRACTED
CAPITALISM AND LIBERALISM IS CLASS WAR AGAINST YOU
ONLY COMMUNISM PUTS PEOPLE BEFORE PROFIT
THE ELITES WANT YOU TO HATE THE BROWN AND TRANS
ITS DISTRACTION SO YOU DONT QUESTION THE PAEDOPHILE BILLIONAIRE CAPITALIST CLASS
WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>212795635
Probably. It's hard to take the "invasion of Europe" narrative seriously when European governments absolutely hate their own people and want to replace us.

my day consists of
wakeuptoil
toilettoil
scrantoil
drinktoil
4chantoil
feedcatbergtoil
sleeptoil

Australians, your thoughts on the mushroom killer?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0m8glx2zleo

>>212795661
as soon as it looks like russia might actualy win nato is going to descend from the sky and rape them to pieces

>>212795661
War is necessary
War brings peace

>>212795662
trvth nvke

right hurry up and rattle out some shitposts so i can drop an absolute zinger in the next thread

if you want peace, prepare for war
t. plato

im a leftypol with rorke characteristics

>15-17% of benefits claimants were born overseas

might invest into a jug of wine

>>212795661
>More wars of conquest could emerge
Good

£7,000,000,00 on afghans

>>212795721
reddit says this is mostly the children of armed forces born overseas

What if Strasser defeated Hitler and also was LGBT inclusive

well get it made

>,00

>>212795762
t. Ernst Rhöme

<new> >2572183712934

>>212790600
>>212790600
>>212790600

he's only gone and posted the old as if it's the new

>>212795723
Still calling it spaleto
Still calling it ragusa
Still calling it fiume

>>212795822
we gon do something about you boy.

Has he posted the old as if it's the new eh? Ooo, daring today x

>>212795840
Based and D'Annunziopilled

Whip him, 100 lashes tied to the post

>>212795683
Living the life

violently raping my own arse

Please put a slampig in the new tyvm x

>>212795862
who

where is it
where the FUCK is it

>>212795703
War causes death

>>212795745
That would be bad for us. Russia has already killed Brits on British soil with impunity (Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, Dawn Sturgess in 2018). If they get away with their law-breaking then who knows what else they might do.

Personally I only refer to cities by their original Greek names

>>212795930
Manchestopolis

dunno lol x

The final /brit/
Here it is then

>>212795927
Dying for a good cause is the best death a man can have

>>212795953
>>212795953
>>212795953

>>212793376
>>212793376
>>212793376

Can one of you CUNTS make the new

>>212795945
get. it. made.

>>212795927
>Russia has already killed Brits on British soil with impunity (Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, Dawn Sturgess in 2018).
This didn't happen

>>212794031 (OP)
How many /brit/s are in the thread
I need your answers.

https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9jVkLgJ