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Anonymous Mexico No.212802245 [Report]
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
kot edition again

>>212796228
Anonymous United States No.212802327 [Report]
Man this looks like it fucks
Anonymous United States No.212802342 [Report] >>212802452 >>212802470 >>212802601 >>212803056
true
Anonymous United States No.212802452 [Report] >>212802481 >>212802506 >>212802539
>>212802342
What was the context of this? Or is it cleverly disguised ai
Anonymous Canada No.212802470 [Report]
>>212802342
You only use it to measure the bullets for your school shooters.
Anonymous United States No.212802481 [Report] >>212802539
>>212802452
you have no art savvy and are uncultured
Anonymous United States No.212802482 [Report] >>212802534 >>212802571 >>212802625 >>212802631 >>212804115
would you a fat girl??
Anonymous United States No.212802495 [Report] >>212802562
>>212802296
>stay in a hotel, which charge even higher rates per night because of all the housekeeping, amenities, etc, for 3 months
Just lmao. Why are you so against the idea that renting can be ideal in some scenarios???
Anonymous United States No.212802506 [Report] >>212806472
>>212802452
It’s pretty obvious what the context is. It’s an anti metric system cartoon from the old days
Anonymous Canada No.212802534 [Report]
>>212802482
She's not fat, so I would her.
Anonymous United States No.212802539 [Report]
>>212802452
>>212802481
XD
Anonymous United States No.212802558 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.212802562 [Report] >>212802638 >>212802840
>>212802495
You're already in a fantasy scenario, temporary stay hotels don't charge more than rent in most places hence why homeless people sometimes use them, sorry your jeet brain can't comprehend this, go back to a new dehli highrise
Anonymous United States No.212802571 [Report] >>212802692
>>212802482
She seems a little short and I don’t want my kids to be of such diminutive stature so no. If she is 5’8+ or at least has tall genes on both sides then yes
Anonymous United States No.212802601 [Report] >>212802744
>>212802342
People are way too all or nothing on systems of measurement. Imperial system is great for easily understood measurements. 6 feet is immediately recognizable as about a person's height. You can get a rough reference for feet and inches off of your own human body. Metric system is great for larger numbers, and complex math and/or scientific purposes, since they share consistent base-10 factors.
Anonymous United States No.212802625 [Report]
>>212802482
no. im gay
Anonymous United States No.212802631 [Report]
>>212802482
they're fixxer uppers. they have have potential to get up to a decent standard with the right architect
Anonymous United States No.212802638 [Report]
>>212802562
>temporary stay hotels don't charge more than rent in most places hence why homeless people sometimes use them
nta but this is simply not true, most extended stays are like $1700/mo on the low end
Anonymous United States No.212802689 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.212802692 [Report]
>>212802571
I bet she's like 5'5" or so
Anonymous United States No.212802725 [Report] >>212802828 >>212802884 >>212802919
woman hood classic:
>eagerly agree to plan
>stop replying 2 days out
>cancel on the day of
Anonymous Canada No.212802744 [Report] >>212802798
>>212802601
>. 6 feet is immediately recognizable as about a person's height.
It's nonsense, because most people are shorter than 6 feet.
Anonymous United States No.212802778 [Report] >>212802908
the workload in this country fucking sucks, we have very shitty work life balance, possibly the shittiest outside of Libyan slaves.
Anonymous United States No.212802798 [Report] >>212807460
>>212802744
5 to 6 feet, how about that. I mean, *I'M* 6 foot something so it works for me.
Anonymous Canada No.212802828 [Report] >>212802856
>>212802725
>making plans with a nigette
Dropped for Tyrone's massive dick.
Anonymous United States No.212802840 [Report]
>>212802562
Give me a list of 5 cities with many internship opportunities where an extended stay hotel is cheaper than renting an apartment of similar size. You keep calling me a jeet when I already said they should be deported as well you retard lmao
Anonymous United States No.212802856 [Report] >>212802923 >>212802933
>>212802828
kill yourself porn addict
Anonymous United States No.212802884 [Report] >>212802958
>>212802725
I got in a HUGE argument on YouTube comments with a gang of foids and simps because I said it's shitty to cancel on the day of. Lots of "you're not entitled to a date in the first place" type shit. Fuck man, honestly probably 70% of married men only found a wive because they're weak doormat men
Anonymous Mexico No.212802892 [Report] >>212803044 >>212803230
Anonymous United States No.212802903 [Report] >>212802966 >>212802995 >>212803066
My hatred of women is like the tides, it goes in and out. Sometimes I love women and feel they are my equals, other times I truly despise them and wish for their complete demise
Anonymous United States No.212802908 [Report] >>212803029 >>212803164
>>212802778
things could be worse
was surprised to see japan so low on this list
Anonymous United States No.212802919 [Report]
>>212802725
yeah nothing worse than when they dash your hopes. you learn to never get your hopes up with hoes.
Anonymous Mexico No.212802923 [Report]
>>212802856
Leave him alone
Anonymous Canada No.212802933 [Report] >>212802958 >>212802977
>>212802856
>mentioned hood classic
You're coping.
Anonymous United States No.212802958 [Report] >>212803058
>>212802884
She said "bad news" came up. I'm giving her time to reschedule, but if it's anything vague or 2 days pass, I'm just gonna consider it done.

>>212802933
Thats not me, I made the joke
Anonymous United States No.212802966 [Report]
>>212802903
>and feel they are my equals
This is the issue
Women are not your equals. That doesn't mean men are better or worse. But you have to understand the feminine nature is a totally different world from the masculie.
Anonymous United States No.212802977 [Report] >>212803015 >>212803031
>>212802933
>hear the word hood
>first thought is TYRONE DICK
you have a porn addiction and your entire family is disappointed by you
Anonymous United States No.212802995 [Report]
>>212802903
>Sometimes I love women and feel they are my equals
NOT gonna make it. It's fine to love women but they are not men's equals, they are different
Anonymous United States No.212803015 [Report]
>>212802977
Don't argue with porn addicts, you're fighting in the mud with a pig. You get messy and the pig enjoys it.
Anonymous Finland No.212803029 [Report]
>>212802908
wow, people in mexico and costa rica must be wealthy and thriving because they put in the elbow grease
Anonymous Canada No.212803031 [Report] >>212803058
>>212802977
>seething this hard
Whatever helps you cope with the fact that your date is currently getting the D.
Anonymous United States No.212803043 [Report] >>212803138
I get fined for not having health insurance in Cali?
what the fug is this
Anonymous United States No.212803044 [Report] >>212803077
>>212802892
Would be ideal for the Whites to leave and no longer send aid to the country. The shithole would collapse in on itself and they’ll have to deal with natural selection taking most of them out
Anonymous Canada No.212803056 [Report]
>>212802342
Kek
Anonymous United States No.212803058 [Report] >>212803112
>>212803031
retard, we're not the same person and he already said that >>212802958
>porn addict critical thinking skills
Anonymous United States No.212803066 [Report]
>>212802903
>Sometimes I love women and feel they are my equals,
i can barely remember when i felt that women were my equals. maybe in middle school was the last time.
Anonymous Canada No.212803077 [Report]
>>212803044
It'd also speedrun getting every white person killed.
Anonymous Canada No.212803078 [Report] >>212803127 >>212803128 >>212803139 >>212803220
Ontario
Anonymous Canada No.212803112 [Report] >>212803140 >>212803263
>>212803058
You're coping too, faggot. You're such a summerfag that you don't even know 4chan memes.
Anonymous United States No.212803127 [Report]
>>212803078
2x Muhammad combo!
Anonymous United States No.212803128 [Report] >>212803309
>>212803078
>ngor neli deng akuk ngor
man what the fuck
Anonymous United States No.212803138 [Report] >>212803188 >>212803243 >>212803371
>>212803043
that's obamacare and it's nationwide.

the reason they fine you for not having health insurance is that what obamacare did was provide free healthcare for the poors. To pay for it, everyones insurance went up. If enough people decide NOT to have insurance, well the program does not have enough money to pay for healthcare for the poors.
Anonymous United States No.212803139 [Report]
>>212803078
it's always interesting reading about local crime. it's fun to see how long you can go before finding a native white person.
Anonymous United States No.212803140 [Report]
>>212803112
>Summerfag
those don't exist anymore
Anonymous United States No.212803164 [Report]
>>212802908
>divided by the average number of people in employment
that's flawed, then. because guys like me are working 6 days and picking up the slack left behind by greedy management/ownership.
Anonymous United States No.212803188 [Report] >>212803371
>>212803138
the nationwide penalty was removed in 2018. only a handful of states put in state level equivalents
Anonymous Finland No.212803220 [Report]
>>212803078
all those are persons are white girls
Anonymous United States No.212803223 [Report] >>212804689
currently coofing
Anonymous United States No.212803230 [Report]
>>212802892
Based fuck dutchoids. They're parasitic creatures without a doubt
Anonymous United States No.212803243 [Report]
>>212803138
IIRC the Heritage Foundation actually came up with this plan. Not sure if anywhere else has a comparable system
Anonymous Mexico No.212803250 [Report] >>212803287
...
Anonymous United States No.212803263 [Report]
>>212803112
thinking about black dick is a 4chan meme? you're proud of that?
Anonymous United States No.212803287 [Report] >>212803302 >>212803305 >>212803325
>>212803250
even coming from a degenerate point of view I dont understand what this is trying to say
Anonymous United States No.212803302 [Report]
>>212803287
6 year old girls spill their eggs on the floor and then they didn't have no brickfuss
Anonymous United States No.212803305 [Report]
>>212803287
dont reply to goshpedo
Anonymous Canada No.212803309 [Report]
>>212803128
>akuk ngor
LOL
Anonymous Canada No.212803324 [Report]
came back from my jewish daycare, gonna wfh for the rest of the afternoon
Anonymous United States No.212803325 [Report] >>212803391
>>212803287
>even coming from a degenerate point of view I dont understand what this is trying to say
Anonymous United States No.212803371 [Report] >>212803401
>>212803138
>>212803188
this is so gay. The fuck do they want from my empty ass wallet
Anonymous Canada No.212803391 [Report]
>>212803325
>women have 1 million eggs at birth
Explains why the browns rape children.
Anonymous United States No.212803394 [Report] >>212803454
meanwhile niggas out here making hundreds of millions of sperm a day

once again men > women
Anonymous United States No.212803400 [Report] >>212803457
If you ever want to see radfem coping, read the "male hate thread" on kiwifarms
Anonymous United States No.212803401 [Report] >>212803547
>>212803371
how much do you make an hour because if you are poor they will give you free obummercare and waive the penalty
Anonymous Canada No.212803454 [Report] >>212803509 >>212803542
>>212803394
With all the microplastics in out balls? We'd be lucky to make half.
Anonymous United States No.212803457 [Report] >>212803741
>>212803400
whats the tl;dr of it
Anonymous United States No.212803509 [Report] >>212803529
>>212803454
teach your sperm to turn the plastics into hot wheels so they can have a good time
Anonymous Canada No.212803529 [Report]
>>212803509
Protip
Anonymous United States No.212803542 [Report] >>212803567
>>212803454
Every time you coom your helping flush the microplastics out
Coomer gods can't stop winning
Anonymous United States No.212803547 [Report] >>212803577
>>212803401
0. I'm fugging unemployed NEET
Anonymous United States No.212803559 [Report] >>212803651
Signed up for Conversion to Judaism classes
Next step is getting circumcised
Anonymous Canada No.212803567 [Report]
>>212803542
Chat, is this true?
Anonymous United States No.212803577 [Report] >>212803777
>>212803547
oh well you don't have to pay for that then
Anonymous United States No.212803646 [Report] >>212803775
Crazy how we’ll be easy to identify on the archaeological record by the plastic in our bones
Anonymous Finland No.212803651 [Report] >>212803690 >>212803734 >>212803749 >>212803837
>>212803559
>Next step is getting circumcised
can't you just lie about it?
is not like a guy is going to check out your dick, right?
Anonymous United States No.212803688 [Report] >>212803746
My hatred of myself is like the tides, it goes in and out. Sometimes I love myself and feel like a sexy cunt, other times I truly despise myself and wish for my complete demise
Anonymous United States No.212803690 [Report] >>212803815
>>212803651
PENIS INSPECTION DAY WAS A JUDEN MEME THE WHOLE TIME!?!?!?!
Anonymous United States No.212803697 [Report] >>212803771
dont worry guys the plastic-eating bacteria will fix everything
Anonymous United States No.212803734 [Report]
>>212803651
>is not like a guy is going to check out your dick, right?
He doesn't know...
Anonymous United States No.212803741 [Report]
>>212803457
men are bad, dumb, and evil
Anonymous United States No.212803746 [Report]
>>212803688
I always love myself but it ranges from proud smug self love and weary love that i "suppose" i love while looking like this picture
Anonymous United States No.212803749 [Report]
>>212803651
The humans might not see but G-d will know that I haven’t truly signed the holy covenant
Anonymous United States No.212803751 [Report]
KAZUMA KAZUMA KAZUMA
Anonymous United States No.212803771 [Report] >>212803817
>>212803697
What happens when it runs out of plastic
Will it start eating us?
Anonymous Canada No.212803775 [Report] >>212803875
>>212803646
"And our research shows that these people lived after the 1950s."
"Professor, how could you tell?"
"There was an abnormal amount of plastic where their balls would be."
Anonymous United States No.212803777 [Report]
>>212803577
they told me to do eet. I guess Imma apply for medicaid or something
Anonymous United States No.212803779 [Report]
Drinking at the park
Hope no one called the police
Anonymous Mexico No.212803791 [Report] >>212803854
i fantasize about licking and sucking a cute girl's toes and feet
Anonymous United States No.212803797 [Report]
> A healthy adult male can produce 200-300 million sperm per day, which is approximately 1,500 per second
Anonymous United States No.212803810 [Report]
I clock in in 8 minutes but i need a beer NOW
Anonymous United States No.212803815 [Report] >>212803918
>>212803690
Actually it’s a Jeet meme lol
Pakis and Jeets inspect dicks during wars to see if you’re an enemy or not
Anonymous United States No.212803817 [Report]
>>212803771
Don't worry they will eat the concrete next
Anonymous Canada No.212803837 [Report]
>>212803651
In the OT, god just about killed Moses, because they hadn't circumsized their child.
Anonymous United States No.212803854 [Report] >>212803882
>>212803791
Sucked gf's toes while sexing her this weekend
She put on my favorite color nail polish and the stimulation drove her nuts
A win sin
Anonymous United States No.212803875 [Report] >>212803958
>>212803775
>tfw our remains will be considered environmental hazards and will have to be quarantined in the future when people finally get rid of microplastics
Anonymous United States No.212803882 [Report] >>212804200
>>212803854
how did you start dating?
Anonymous United States No.212803918 [Report] >>212803957
>>212803815
>Pakis and Jeets inspect dicks during wars to see if you’re an enemy or not
this seems highly impracticable
Anonymous United States No.212803957 [Report] >>212804019
>>212803918
Is it?
Hindus aren’t circumcised, Muslims are
India does have a lot of Muslims but they mostly side with Pakistan in everything including sports
Anonymous Canada No.212803958 [Report] >>212804032
>>212803875
Environmentalists will have protests in cemeteries. Demanding that governments dig our graves to remove the microplastics from the soil.
Anonymous United States No.212804019 [Report] >>212804073
>>212803957
ok so imagine that you're fighting a war and you see a bunch of soldiers and you don't know if they're on your side or the enemy side.

how are you going to inspect their penis to see if they're friend or foe
Anonymous United States No.212804025 [Report]
It's the same thing your whole life. Clean your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't drive on the railroad track.
Anonymous United States No.212804032 [Report]
>>212803958
>Who cares? They’re just bones. Your dead ancestors don’t care if we dig up their graves and shoot their remains off into space.
Anonymous United States No.212804045 [Report]
trumps live in pennsylvania talking with the jews about AI and energy
Anonymous United States No.212804051 [Report] >>212804237
Almost done with bing bing yahoo game.
1-3 digimon
4-6 advance wars
7-9 pokemon
0 other
Anonymous United States No.212804073 [Report]
>>212804019
It’s for suspected spies or if they’re feeling saucy and want to massacre some fellow jeets of a different breed, not during active combat
They usually have things called uniforms for that, and they use different equipment
Anonymous Canada No.212804115 [Report] >>212804168 >>212804250 >>212804276
>>212802482
Having a diehard goth gf seems tedious. Having to explain her to normal folks and her sticking out like a sore thumb everywhere, just seems offbeat and more trouble than it's worth.

I think goth gfs are just for fun, nothing serious.

Let me know what you think in the comments below, don't forget to like and subscribe for more posts like this!
Anonymous United States No.212804149 [Report] >>212804188
Every time you go away you take a peace of me with you
Anonymous United States No.212804168 [Report] >>212804340 >>212804365
>>212804115
>Having to explain her to normal folks and her sticking out like a sore thumb everywhere
what do you have to explain? goth has been a thing FOREVER I'm surprised they're still around. but it doesn't need an explanation everyone already knows about goth girls

[spoiler]where are all the goth guys though? I don't see THEM anymore[/spoiler]
Anonymous United States No.212804188 [Report] >>212804279
>>212804149
>peace
Fucking RETARD
Anonymous United States No.212804198 [Report]
>clock out at work
>immediately have to take a fat shit
Damn my honest bowels
Anonymous United States No.212804200 [Report] >>212804309
>>212803882
>be cute
>match with girl on dating app
>talk
>meet up
>repeat steps 3 and 4 until sex and attachment
Anonymous United States No.212804237 [Report] >>212804288 >>212804451
>>212804051
Digimon world on the playstation was sweet
Anonymous United States No.212804250 [Report] >>212804340
>>212804115
Anonymous United States No.212804276 [Report]
>>212804115
Nice face and thighs I wish I had her as my wife
Anonymous Mexico No.212804278 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.212804279 [Report]
>>212804188
I didn’t notice because I’m le drunk kek!
Anonymous United States No.212804288 [Report]
>>212804237
t'was one of my favorite games as a wee lad
Anonymous United States No.212804309 [Report]
>>212804200
Sweet and simple story, thanks for sharing
Anonymous United States No.212804338 [Report]
Nothing is more interesting than the computer. Fuck the computer
Anonymous Canada No.212804340 [Report] >>212804655
>>212804168
>why is your gf all moody and brooding
>why is she staring at the floor
>why is she constantly fixing her 15lbs of makeup
>this is a nice formal event and she's wearing fishnets and a dress with spiders on it what the fuck Anon
etc.
>>212804250
turbo kek
Anonymous United States No.212804356 [Report]
Any macfags here? Why the fuck has this been getting shilled for the past three weeks
Anonymous Canada No.212804365 [Report]
>>212804168
That's not what's the current trend for what girls like. Guys find something, and like it forever. Girls like something when they're told to.
Anonymous United States No.212804449 [Report]
Ay lady are you wit those guys
Anonymous United States No.212804451 [Report]
>>212804237
I will be playing Dusk as I already played Dawn as a kid
Anonymous United States No.212804501 [Report] >>212804526
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
Anonymous United States No.212804525 [Report]
no bitches, no money, no job, tried to kms twice
Anonymous Canada No.212804526 [Report] >>212804587
>>212804501
prove it, what kind of roast? what's the ph level? how was it brewed?
Anonymous United States No.212804529 [Report]
I dated an alt half Filipina girl
I remember her dad decorated the entire garage in MAGA merch in 2016
Strange family
Anonymous United States No.212804533 [Report] >>212804598
do you eat ultra-processed foods in your state/province?
Anonymous United States No.212804587 [Report] >>212804878
>>212804526
pic
Anonymous United States No.212804598 [Report] >>212804653
>>212804533
>milk is good for you but yogurt is bad for you
Anonymous Canada No.212804652 [Report]
One of my bedbugs ate my pussy
Anonymous United States No.212804653 [Report] >>212804686 >>212804718
>>212804598
most yogurt has a bunch of sugar unless you get plain
Anonymous United States No.212804655 [Report]
>>212804340
nobody is going to ask WHY goth girls are the way they are, idiot. what are you, a jeet?
Anonymous United States No.212804684 [Report] >>212804732
I remember the day I learned 5.3in was the average penis length. That was a good day.
Anonymous United States No.212804686 [Report] >>212804909
>>212804653
Why are they assuming I’m getting garbage yogurt and not unflavored Greek yogurt or skyr
Anonymous Canada No.212804689 [Report]
>>212803223
Omg same
Anonymous United States No.212804718 [Report] >>212804774
>>212804653
nothing wrong with sugar
Anonymous United States No.212804727 [Report]
I eat eggos for breakfast
Anonymous United States No.212804732 [Report] >>212804853
>>212804684
ok but that's taking into account jeets with tiny pps (they are too small for average sized condoms, sad!) so you have to compare yourself to whatever race you are
Anonymous United States No.212804766 [Report] >>212804807
I got a new comedy special coming out
Anonymous United States No.212804774 [Report]
>>212804718
i look like that
Anonymous United States No.212804807 [Report]
>>212804766
alri dave chapelle
Anonymous United States No.212804853 [Report]
>>212804732
I'm white and I have a 7in penis.
Anonymous United States No.212804874 [Report] >>212804927 >>212804929 >>212804966
Anonymous Canada No.212804878 [Report]
>>212804587
DISCOSTANG SHITE
Anonymous United States No.212804891 [Report] >>212804930 >>212805034 >>212805100 >>212805131 >>212805222
My dick is 12 inches long and I’m 6’11

I also make $150/hour
Anonymous United States No.212804909 [Report]
>>212804686
most americans aren't getting unflavored yogurt or skyr. americans think of yogurt as yoplait fruit on the bottom
Anonymous Canada No.212804927 [Report]
>>212804874
The /cum/ house
Anonymous United States No.212804929 [Report]
>>212804874
you cannot post something of this magnitude in such a shitty resolution
Anonymous United States No.212804930 [Report]
>>212804891
wow me too, except I'm a manlet (6'2")
Anonymous United States No.212804946 [Report] >>212804985 >>212804999
Niggas being sexually attracted to hentai is bad enough, but the ones who are attracted to western cartoon characters like summer from rick and morty really make my skin crawl
Anonymous United States No.212804966 [Report]
>>212804874
why are those cat things invading
Anonymous United States No.212804985 [Report]
>>212804946
>Niggas being sexually attracted to hentai is bad enough
Why?
Anonymous Canada No.212804993 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.212804999 [Report] >>212805140
>>212804946
it started with Lola Bunny, at least that's my theory. Space Jam created the plague of furfags that are now in their late 20s/30s
Anonymous United States No.212805034 [Report]
>>212804891
wait i got more to add. you're also a bitcoin millionaire, a socialist, a free Palestine protester, you own 3 houses, you have a lambo, and you are workers united
Anonymous Canada No.212805093 [Report]
I can't cuss on the radio but I'll F you up
Anonymous Canada No.212805100 [Report] >>212805168
>>212804891
>works for an hourly wage

lmao wageslave cuck

also your dick is injuring the men you sleep with, and your height is actually a disability when you're over 6'7"
Anonymous United States No.212805106 [Report] >>212805206
My penile is 7.5+ inches long but it looks small because I’m tall and have big meaty thighs
Anonymous Canada No.212805131 [Report] >>212805223
>>212804891
Yet you're here with the rest of society's dreck
Anonymous Canada No.212805140 [Report] >>212805200
>>212804999
I doubt it, there were lambs and lizards doing strip teases in looney toons from the fifties
Anonymous United States No.212805168 [Report] >>212805258
>>212805100
It was actually a typo I meant to say I earn $1,500,000/year my bad
And I only sleep with sexy women with vaginas and titties and big butts I sex them up good
Anonymous United States No.212805199 [Report]
Ladies give me a chance
Anonymous Canada No.212805200 [Report]
>>212805140
i hope they beat up furfags in the 1950s, really gave em the business. the ole one-two skidoo, y'seeeeee
Anonymous United States No.212805203 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.212805206 [Report] >>212805220
>>212805106
I look like that
Anonymous Mexico No.212805215 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.212805220 [Report]
>>212805206
nice cock, bro
Anonymous United States No.212805222 [Report]
>>212804891
Anonymous United States No.212805223 [Report]
>>212805131
I just post here for fun I’m super rich trust me bro I’ll also never post anything proving I’m rich because I don’t want to dox myself not because I don’t own anything I say I own trust me fampai I wouldn’t lie to my /cum/ brothers
Anonymous United States No.212805250 [Report]
a milf is gonna send me nudes when she gets home
life is good
Anonymous Canada No.212805258 [Report] >>212805386 >>212805428
>>212805168
imagine having a fixed earning instead of wealthmaxxxing and making an ever increasing amount because your investing skills are so insanely good. you've backed yourself into acorner, 1.5 mil is poverty tier. congrats on your new Nissan Pathfinder NISMO edition or something I guess.

your penis would be incredibly unenjoyable for any woman who isn't a hambeast cow with a busted cunt. so congrats on nailing disgusting 0/10 flab whores.
Anonymous United States No.212805301 [Report] >>212805383
Anonymous United States No.212805383 [Report] >>212805409 >>212805416
>>212805301
i definitely would have trouble coming to peace with it if my daughter decided to be an ewhore
Anonymous United States No.212805386 [Report] >>212805428 >>212806023
>>212805258
That’s my yearly base salary as a CEO not including my many multibillion dollar bonuses or my investments in the stock market and property
In total my net was $19,500,000 last year (I didn’t pay taxes obviously)
I also own several tons of gold and diamonds but I’m not sure how much they’re worth, I think about $975,000,000
Anonymous United States No.212805402 [Report]
Six pack down huh huh huh huh
Anonymous United States No.212805409 [Report]
>>212805383
just beat her with a shoe
Anonymous Canada No.212805416 [Report] >>212805439 >>212805470
>>212805383
>daughter
Anonymous Canada No.212805423 [Report]
all house Republicans voted not to release the epstein files. very sussy
Anonymous United States No.212805428 [Report]
>>212805258
>>212805386
Also that’s dicklette cope
Women can push a baby out but not fit a large penis when they regularly buy huge dildos?
Anonymous United States No.212805429 [Report] >>212805500
You are all demons and I am in hell
Anonymous United States No.212805439 [Report]
>>212805416
to be fair, the video that's referencing they were girls
Anonymous United States No.212805448 [Report] >>212805508
>>212800684
no, I'm not hispaniX.
Anonymous United States No.212805449 [Report]
I really love people
Anonymous United States No.212805470 [Report]
>>212805416
if it was my son he's out at 18, that is if he doesn't leave that room in a bodybag
Anonymous United States No.212805500 [Report]
>>212805429
we will be latam you will like it
Anonymous Canada No.212805508 [Report] >>212805553 >>212805609 >>212805809
>>212805448
It’s xicanx, chuddie
Anonymous United States No.212805527 [Report]
I hate the antichrist
I hate the antichrist
Anonymous United States No.212805553 [Report]
>>212805508
oh god it's mutating
Anonymous United States No.212805560 [Report] >>212805672
There's an american pope
We are already latam
Anonymous United States No.212805563 [Report] >>212805632 >>212805647
Ever since I got a fleshlight I can't enjoy masturbating with my hand. The whole reason I got one was to stop death gripping my penis, but now I just death grip the fleshlight except now my hand feels too rough
Anonymous United States No.212805592 [Report]
PISSS NIGGGGGAS
Anonymous United States No.212805609 [Report]
>>212805508
More like gender abusive term
Anonymous United States No.212805632 [Report]
>>212805563
you're just gonna have to lock that pp up
Anonymous United States No.212805645 [Report]
sippin oan some lemon watah
Anonymous United States No.212805647 [Report]
>>212805563
>The whole reason I got one was to stop death gripping my penis
bro all you had to do was to buy tissues or paper towers the fuck
Anonymous Canada No.212805648 [Report]
How about a Frenchlight
Anonymous United States No.212805649 [Report]
the chastity guy is back
Anonymous United States No.212805665 [Report] >>212805741 >>212805763
How can anyone deny that white Mexicans exist when Canelo is the most famous Mexican right now
Anonymous United States No.212805672 [Report] >>212805720
>>212805560
Catholics were in the country before a latrino ever was
Anonymous United States No.212805675 [Report] >>212805745
the chastity guy is black
Anonymous Canada No.212805689 [Report] >>212805745
the chastity gay is black
Anonymous United States No.212805720 [Report] >>212805878
>>212805672
Those first catholics created the mutts here
The protestant british colonizers just genocided the natives
Anonymous United States No.212805741 [Report] >>212805787
>>212805665
If they're not Indio-chads, than they're moorish rape-babies. Mexicans can't be white because Spaniards aren't white.
Anonymous United States No.212805745 [Report] >>212805945
>>212805675
>>212805689
are we in a simulation is it glitching
Anonymous United States No.212805749 [Report]
dont do crack
Anonymous United States No.212805763 [Report] >>212805787
>>212805665
Does anyone deny they exist? Or do they just correctly assert that they are rare. Especially in US most of the mexicans and other latinos we get are brown mix mutts. Of course some Germans could’ve set up a village in bumfuck nowhere in Latin American and then one of their descendants comes to the US with pure German DNA. Most are just mixed thoughever
Anonymous United States No.212805771 [Report]
sippin oan some watah melon
Anonymous Canada No.212805785 [Report]
i am just fucking tired of everything
Anonymous United States No.212805787 [Report]
>>212805763
Yeah this guy
>>212805741
Now debate each other
Anonymous United States No.212805809 [Report] >>212805903 >>212807075
>>212805508
Love latinxs
Anonymous Canada No.212805835 [Report]
A BASTARD FROM A BASKET
Anonymous United States No.212805878 [Report]
>>212805720
I’m talking about Maryland
Most spix came here after 1965 and aren’t here because of Catholics but jews
Anonymous United States No.212805885 [Report]
>yummy salsa in the fridge
>no chips to eat it with
Every day I am more raped than the day before
Anonymous Canada No.212805901 [Report] >>212805926
The Gaped
Anonymous United States No.212805903 [Report]
>>212805809
fag
Anonymous Canada No.212805920 [Report]
why dont republicans want the epstein files released
Anonymous United States No.212805926 [Report] >>212806076
>>212805901
wouldn't The Raped become The Gaped?
Anonymous United States No.212805940 [Report] >>212805995
Does jenkum actually get you high
Anonymous Canada No.212805945 [Report] >>212805967
>>212805745
Prefer not to say
Anonymous Germany No.212805950 [Report]
NEENAWNEENAW WARNING!!
Anonymous United States No.212805964 [Report] >>212806014
*why doesn't trump want the epstein files released
Anonymous United States No.212805967 [Report]
>>212805945
oic. much to ponder
Anonymous United States No.212805973 [Report] >>212805991 >>212806012
>anon makes post
>Me and several other anons reply
>All the other anons posts get another reply except mine
This always happens to me
Anonymous Germany No.212805991 [Report] >>212806000
>>212805973
I love you
Anonymous United States No.212805995 [Report]
>>212805940
no, but the mushrooms grown in it would
Anonymous United States No.212806000 [Report] >>212806009
>>212805991
You don't know me but thanks for the gesture
Anonymous United States No.212806009 [Report]
>>212806000
he was lying but I will check those digits
Anonymous United States No.212806012 [Report] >>212806105
>>212805973
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Anonymous Canada No.212806014 [Report] >>212806101
>>212805964
republicans voted not to release it
Anonymous Canada No.212806023 [Report] >>212806093
>>212805386
I can't imagine having to work for a living like you, keeping track of all this stuff and needing to know how much money you have at any given time.

If you were actually rich you wouldn't even know your net worth or how much you had, you'd just be like "lol money? nigga i'm rich as fuck" and then have the person who asked you killed on the spot for wasting your time.

you are a peasant with a terrible dick.
Anonymous United States No.212806028 [Report] >>212806054 >>212806109 >>212806178 >>212806358
O DIOS MIO
Anonymous United States No.212806030 [Report] >>212806080
i make a post, get lots of replies, but the majority of the time i never follow up with a response
Anonymous United States No.212806054 [Report] >>212806122 >>212806398
>>212806028
better not buy a "tina's" burrito for a while if you're not a cannibal
Anonymous Canada No.212806076 [Report]
>>212805926
If it happens enough times
Anonymous United States No.212806080 [Report]
>>212806030
You naughty little cocktease
Anonymous United States No.212806093 [Report] >>212806163
>>212806023
I just finished my quarterly meeting with my team of accountants, it’s always good to make sure nobody is skimming off the top
You don’t get as rich as me by not paying attention to the details
Gonna sell the company off and take in a nice $500,000,000 bonus package
Anonymous United States No.212806101 [Report] >>212806252
>>212806014
I don't remember this vote, trump explicitly said he would release them
Anonymous United States No.212806105 [Report] >>212806143
>>212806012
Lol I love women who fall into this archetype
And wine aunts
A lot of them are diamonds in the ruff I'm telling you
Anonymous Canada No.212806109 [Report] >>212806159
>>212806028
Ukraine?
Anonymous United States No.212806122 [Report]
>>212806054
Authentic Sinaloan cartel style burritos
Anonymous Canada No.212806143 [Report]
>>212806105
How about diamonds in the muff
Anonymous United States No.212806159 [Report]
>>212806109
Nigga done thought he was getting a free trip to Moscow but nephew got sent to Donbabwe
Anonymous Canada No.212806163 [Report] >>212806208
>>212806093
>skimming

imagine being such a cuckold that people would dare to steal from you, ever. your staff clearly don't respect you and it shows. they're laughing at your disfigured penis and awkward gait behind your back, and they're getting paid to do it.
Anonymous Canada No.212806178 [Report]
>>212806028
Tina’s Mujerritos
Anonymous United States No.212806208 [Report] >>212806567
>>212806163
I’m universally loved by my staff to the point where it’s become a cult centered around me
They all work for free but I need to keep them in line one way or another and keeping a close eye stops anything
Also I only employ beautiful women and I have sex with all of them and they’re all pregnant with my children
Anonymous Canada No.212806223 [Report] >>212806249 >>212806317 >>212806320 >>212806330
>BREAKING: administration moves to cut federal funding for a nationwide LGBTQ+ suicide prevention hotline.
ACK!!!!
Anonymous United States No.212806249 [Report]
>>212806223
Incredibly based
Anonymous Canada No.212806252 [Report] >>212806368
>>212806101
https://newrepublic.com/post/197987/house-republicans-vote-block-epstein-files
Anonymous Canada No.212806279 [Report] >>212806295
Imagine the cum cartel
Anonymous United States No.212806295 [Report]
>>212806279
the cum cartel, or the /cum/ cartel...
Anonymous United States No.212806311 [Report]
/cum/ corners the black market for flavored vape sales
Anonymous United States No.212806317 [Report]
>>212806223
Based, if only they would do something that actually helps me personally
Anonymous Canada No.212806320 [Report] >>212806630 >>212807522
>>212806223
Good. Why do they need a dedicated suicide hotline for gays? The normal suicide hotline doesn't meet their needs?
Anonymous United States No.212806330 [Report]
>>212806223
>for a nationwide LGBTQ+ suicide prevention hotline
well clearly it wasn't working
Anonymous United States No.212806343 [Report]
is nigger just a word
Anonymous Canada No.212806358 [Report] >>212806394
>>212806028
Their burritos are overpriced anyway
Anonymous United States No.212806365 [Report] >>212806429
All dogberg does is eat and lie down
Anonymous Canada No.212806368 [Report]
>>212806252
>The final vote was 211 to 210. One Republican with a spine would have tipped the scale and given the American people greater transparency on the Epstein saga.
Anonymous United States No.212806394 [Report]
>>212806358
The price of human flesh has shot up
Anonymous United States No.212806398 [Report]
>>212806054
None of the human goes to waste anon. Just like the natives did.
Anonymous United States No.212806429 [Report]
>>212806365
Mine doesn't like the heat but if there's AC she likes to play. Before it gets hot I take her for runs
Anonymous United States No.212806472 [Report]
>>212802506
Yes of course but it makes no sense. In what way would metric shackle the US
Anonymous Canada No.212806567 [Report]
>>212806208
Except you have to get people to check and make sure no one is stealing from you, sounds like a great trustworthy enclave. Needing to "keep them in line" is indicative of possible mutiny, and mutineers only do this to a captain they don't respect.
They're plotting to you kill, Anon.
Anonymous United States No.212806579 [Report] >>212806629
you best start believing in zog stories… we're in one now
Anonymous United States No.212806594 [Report] >>212806657
I CANT CONTROL MY FINGERS
Anonymous United States No.212806629 [Report]
>>212806579
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Anonymous United States No.212806630 [Report]
>>212806320
Higher suicide risk
Anonymous United States No.212806657 [Report]
>>212806594
did you turn your fingers into spaghetti like that one anon last night?
Anonymous United States No.212806669 [Report] >>212806734
when i'm drunk i really understand how someone can murder someone out of impulse
Anonymous Canada No.212806701 [Report]
RELEASE EPSTEIN!
Anonymous United States No.212806728 [Report]
EARLY ACCESS EPSTEIN!
Anonymous United States No.212806734 [Report] >>212806926
>>212806669
half of all arrests in america are alcohol related
Anonymous Canada No.212806762 [Report] >>212806817
All these people are upset about Epstein because they weren't influential or wealthy enough to be invited to the island.
Anonymous United States No.212806764 [Report] >>212806916
70% of arrests in america are nigger related
Anonymous Canada No.212806796 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.212806817 [Report]
>>212806762
why should they be allowed to get away with it while if I wanted to try with a willing partner it would be a crime?
Anonymous Canada No.212806835 [Report]
Sent a funny pic to my dad, it's been a couple hours but I'm sure he'll reply with a LOL soon
Anonymous Canada No.212806872 [Report]
Where are the bitches with big buttox
Anonymous United States No.212806881 [Report]
coors light doesn't have a taste
Anonymous Canada No.212806916 [Report]
>>212806764
So are 70% of my goons
Anonymous United States No.212806922 [Report]
ghislaine maxwell is a sex trafficker with zero clients, zero victims and zero accomplices. it's like the mario 64 zero A press run of sex trafficking
Anonymous United States No.212806926 [Report] >>212806964
>>212806734
Many are likely DUI/DWI.
Anonymous Canada No.212806949 [Report] >>212807140
Roast beef with a loaf o bread for dinner
Anonymous United States No.212806964 [Report] >>212807121
>>212806926
I will never understand why people do it. One of my parents has a DUI. I've never in my entire life come even close to driving while intoxicated.
Anonymous United States No.212806966 [Report] >>212807166
1 in 7 minnesotans have a DUI
Anonymous United States No.212807059 [Report] >>212807088
If i was gonna bust your balls I'd tell ya to go home and get your shinebox
Anonymous United States No.212807073 [Report] >>212807405
1 in 6 /cum/mers has a dui
Anonymous United States No.212807075 [Report]
>>212805809
why?
Anonymous United States No.212807088 [Report]
>>212807059
YEW MUDDA FUCKA YEW
Anonymous United States No.212807121 [Report]
>>212806964
People underestimate the time it takes for BAC to fall. It's close to two hours for a standard drink, and many drinks are not standard. A generous pour of an IPA or wine is definitely more than one standard drink, and some bars over pour mixed drinks.
Anonymous United States No.212807140 [Report]
>>212806949
I want a roasted beef
Anonymous United States No.212807149 [Report]
I'm going to be staring at frogs, anime girls and soyjaks till I die. What hell have we created for ourselves?
Anonymous United States No.212807165 [Report]
.08 is just way too low of a limit
I can safely drive at .28 or above
Anonymous United States No.212807166 [Report]
>>212806966
Has been convicted*
In some rural areas I'd be willing to bet that a majority of people have driven when they shouldn't have. Granted, that threshold is more like .05
Anonymous United States No.212807179 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.212807185 [Report]
why do i drive better when i've had a few
Anonymous Portugal No.212807190 [Report] >>212807245
Black americans are the last half decent people left in USA
They steal, kill, they don't voot, they don't pay taxes, they engage in paralel economies
They don't it simply does not pay off to be honest and hard working on the USA

White americans are all law abiding, God fearing passive little cucks
Anonymous Canada No.212807214 [Report]
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU&t=1698
Anonymous United States No.212807245 [Report]
>>212807190
Thanks for the input Portugal
Anonymous Canada No.212807309 [Report] >>212807338
Anonymous United States No.212807338 [Report] >>212807380
>>212807309
Literally what I look like
Anonymous Germany No.212807380 [Report]
>>212807338
You are very attractive, desu.
Anonymous United States No.212807405 [Report]
>>212807073
I'm charged with it but they're probably going to drop it under a plea deal
Anonymous United States No.212807413 [Report]
New
Now
Anonymous Slovenia No.212807460 [Report]
>>212802798
It's additionally psychotic since it's 12 inches to a foot so 5.9 feet isn't 5'9" which means it doesn't easily slot into any math related to distance. It's just antiquated nonsense and only a handful of countries cling to it out of stubbornness. That Orwell included the metric system as a sign of structured dystopia in 1984 even better illustrates the schizo paranoia that feeds this delusion.
Ah yes, you continue to use a measurement system that leads to more mistakes because of freedom and the human spirit o algo. Never mind what the government is doing with the tax rates, THE OTHER IS TRYING TO INTRODUCE MATHEMATICAL CONSISTENCY, THE DEATH OF INDIVIDUALISM!!!!!!
It was the wild west of state propaganda back in the 40s, they didn't have it down to a science yet.
Anonymous Canada No.212807522 [Report]
>>212806320
The normal suicide hotline doesn’t adequately address the needs of pedophiles
Anonymous Canada No.212807563 [Report]
>>212807553
>>212807553
New