Thread 212805823

Action Camus edition

sex with female flame atronach from the elder scrolls iv oblivion

Glaswegians know who Ken is. But they don't know who Ben is.
Fife's wee secret, eh.

>>212805610
not been in 10 years
san antonio was unbearable back then just the worst brits getting smashed 24/7
like i had gone to blackpool but with even less charm
i thought pacha was shite
ushuaia was ok but you gota consider it a festival
amnesia was the best night out by far
proper monging on the dance floor for hours with the mates
is universe that new one? looks dire pure LA
what is the crowd like out there? was already well past it 10 years ago
did you pull?
dont think i interacted with any girls outside our group in the whole holiday back then lol

>>212805916
me the white one you the pink one
now.

it were pie night

High Court enforcement agents Steve Pinner and Paul Bohill are in 4chan /int/, to repossess a thread currently occupied by /brit/ posters

>>212805939
r u sayign were inseparable? x

don't understand classical music. who has time for it?

nonceYank checking in here.

most of you need to be eliminated

You see the one about rorkes da in the newspaper?

At Falmouth University they tek it.

i'm one of those evil incels the daily mail warned you about

>>212806007
me

>>212805718
Nah, don't think I will. Saw some great DJs play in some really nice venues, was off my nut in Pacha belting out the lyrics of a techno lana del ray mix at 5AM, and watched the sunset with a few cocktails at cafe mambo. Fantastic week all round.
>>212805861
Didn't get chance to go to amnesia, definitely on the list for next time
Yeah, universe was the worst venue, full of influencers and clearly designed around VIP with everyone else shoved in around
Crowd at most places was okay later on when the wannabe influencers fucked off. Groove Armada at 528 was the best one for the crowd, quite a few big DJs just milling about having fun. Went with the mrs for my 30th so no pulling

>>212806025
love walking through falmouth uni penryn campus at night
it's so poorly lit

jrr rorkien - yhe binbelillion

need a mars baaaaar

Loyal new subjects

>>212806007
What's there to understand?

Just sounds good

>>212805823 (OP)
none of the spastics ITT have read camus lmao

>>212805610
Never understood 'fa
Surely you can get a similar experience for much cheaper elsewhere?

>>212806007
Baroque is fantastic and well worth your time.
Symphony No. 9, especially the fourth movement.

...Anonymous
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>>212805823 (OP) (OP) #
none of the spastics ITT have read camus lmao

>>212805968
love are steve
love when they raid paki shops

>>212806007
High IQ people.

if i were a pony i'd be sluttershy

>>212806007
What does this even mean? You’ve never heard a piece of classical or baroque music that moved you, or spoke to you?

What do you listen to?

12

>camus
harry potter for first year philosophy undergrads

>>212806007
it's really old so the people who started listening back then have had plenty of time

Big fan of Julia Roca

poo

>>212806007
don't think your zoomer brain could cope with anything longer than 3 minutes

>>212806115
um what the spark plug

classical rorke called barorque

>>212806115
good thing youre not one then init

Welsh lads are fit, there's this one and another one that's a tiny twink with a fat arse

>>212806116
it just goes on for ages

love seeing a car with a parking ticket on it

>>212806099
You need to leave this thread. You've got one hour to collect posts you want to read for the next few days, and then you can come back to the archive for the rest.

>>212806179
um

>>212806039
fucking hell literally what are you doing posting here if you went to ibiza to take drugs for your woman's 30th
i thought i was too "normal" for here but i am a spastic who just likes getting smashed
it's so bizarre to me that places which are about literally getting fucked up and not caring how you look have become the most photographed and status doing shit things out there
stickers on phone cameras or bust

Might give some of the slower boards a peruse before ofcom knocks us off for good

>>212806158
why do you always ignore my questions

>>212806210
umm im shy ok

I want to hear your favourite classical pieces. Please post them

Fantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis by Ralph Vaughan Williams for me

>>212806194
:p umgirl spotted

>>212806179
well let's see the fat arse

>>212806115
if you were sluttershy would you let me hit it?

whats the heaviest poo youve ever done

the 'SMR 'criptions

>>212806222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-96i6ZmQB4

I don’t get it

life is too complex for me i just want to cuddle my gf and smoke weed

Can't wrap my head around what's going on over at /qst/ funny little place it is

>>212806222
Dvorak 9th symphony

>>212806248
>I get what you are getting at. I guess I have also stopped wanking under my bed duvet so often and getting air with that instead of choke wanking. and the jogging as well

>choke wanking

>>212806067
Yes and no
If you're just staying in San An you could just go to Benidorm. That said Benidorm isn't actually much cheaper than San An these days unless you only drink in the complete shithole bars.
There's better food in San An and Benidorm doesn't have anything at all like 528, Pikes or even Cafe Mambo/Del Mar. The really big superclubs probably aren't worth it but even then nobody is forcing you to buy the 25 euro vodka cokes, just have a biscuit instead and you're golden

if i were a pony id be big mac

>>212806264
I think he'll get crushed and sucked through the pipe due to the pressure difference

>>212806264
all the water is draining out so he'll be in the dry with that big suit on haha

Ukraine is done finished roast toast burnt the most

still listening after 201 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOjHhS5MtvA

When someone says, ‘You’re a dreamer’, I can only answer ‘You idiot…. If I weren’t a dreamer, where would we be today? I’ve always believed in Germany. You said I was a dreamer. I’ve always believed in the rise of the Reich. You said I was a fool. I’ve always believed in our return to power. You said I was mad. I’ve always believed in an end to poverty! You said that was utopian! Who was right? You or me?! I was right!'

Why do british normies like Ibiza so much anyway?

>>212806308
ha! what an eejit

might go to fopp on saturday
see if theyve got Serial Experiments Lain on DVD
you can come too if you like :)

>>212806318
You people have been saying this for over 3 years now

wish i were an orchestra conductor

I think it's about time someone told the giraffes to wind their damn necks in!

>>212806341
>fopp
what the fopp is that

>>212806341
please be in manny

>>212806376
fopp

Just ate poo

>>212806228
Can't he would block me if he sees I'm posting his arse in brit lol

Evening snackage

Don't really like outer /int/. There's a nastiness to it, all demoralization shite

My talents are wasted here

Flatten the Yorkshire Dales and make it into flats for the biomass

>>212806222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieRQyyPowH0

>>212806438
Cancer causing

>>212806403
theres a fopp in manc?

>>212806443
It's too brown. The generals are better, where you can get actual conversation going, or find ppl to add on disc

>race riots in Ireland and Spain
Europe is literally waiting for a Leader to unite the Aryan peoples.

Keep an A5 notebook on my desk where I keep notes for my dossier on /brit/ posters.

Powys is already a thousand of square miles of uninhabited flat farmland
You could easily build 2 or 3 cities each of 1 million+ people there

>>212806326
there he is
the uber lad

>>212806485
What have you got on me?

The sweltering fascist summer of '25

>>212806487
its not flat and its full of farmers you silly nob

day 3 no weed
splitting headache

>>212806485
anything on poobarmlad?

screaming roaring and attacking niggers with sharp rocks

no one care m-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

⟒⟒ ⊑ ⊬ ⋏.

>>212806326
Lmao that drug addicted cousin fucker freak killed himself

>>212806496
>Desperate to fit in
>Pedophile
>Canadian

>Ireland and Spain
>Aryan peoples
https://www.google.com/search?vsrid=CIGVlYqyyYjz1QEQAhgBIiRmNGYzNTgwZC1kZjJjLTRlNGYtOTk2MC02ZGM3YzExYjc2NjIyBiICcncoAzjZiY_K47-OAw&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggKGAEgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABEJMCGLcBJQAAgD8&udm=26&lns_mode=un&source=lns.web.gisivli&vsdim=275,183&gsessionid=YGTr92NH5At6HfIuXXMDgYUF8BRHJWC8A8GMQN08AFhNdDrAEHykpA&lsessionid=lN7I6dBIwnTdswz84RcLeqC8OR2NrnkVHx9fQU9H9fzG0vwDe1UDkQ&lns_surface=19&authuser=0&lns_vfs=e&qsubts=1752613906410&biw=1278&bih=1316&ved=0CBYQh6cGahcKEwjQ7uXE47-OAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQEw&tbnid=sq5jhwdf7Bg7bM&ictx=2

>>212806487
>Powys
literally where

>>212806524
>"pedophile"
FOY

>>212806506
False + you can easily clear out a couple hundred farmers

tax the farmers 400%
build shitty new builds on the land
let investment firms buy them
get them turned into hmos
the boat migrants, the boat migrants

>>212806524
I'm not a pedophile though

Time for the old Sleep Token

https://youtu.be/uU5vVT_Cp7c

>>212806550
Nobody says paedophile anymore lad. Grow up. Bet you still call it a gaol too.

>>212806524
I'm not desperate to fit in though

>>212806574
Oh mate you def take it up the chuff

>>212806487
Would rather Russia nuke us

John McAfee rising from his grave, gripping my hand and forcing me not to click that link

>>212806574
little brat

>>212806598
chance would be a fine thing!

>>212806483
>immigrants stab little girls and rob the elderly
>people protest
>the far right is making us unsafe!
Clownworld.

>>212806574
Run across my bedroom and fling myself onto the bed to do this every time I post something racist while giggling into my pillow

>>212806522
actually killed on the orders of martin bohrmann
you need to watch dr felton

>>212806487
I live here and it's all hills

meet and fuck

>>212806438
kill yourself coys

Watching numberphile and learning absolutely nothing

>>212806574
literally me when my favourite poster replies to me

greeno eats or gary eats?

>>212806443
i think lots of people are desperate for a reason to feel better than anyone else. obviously that's true here too but there's a jokiness about it at least, which comes from shared experiences and familiarity

>>212806643
This has been debunked + you can build cities in hills
You are hoarding masses of unused empty fertile land

>>212806664
which one lad
i like that mousey looking ginger fella

gf went to bed without making me tea. crisp sandwich it is then.

Ever since 1945, all European and North American governments have been occupied by hostile elites who want to ethnically cleanse the White race

>>212806671
:)

>>212806574
can i put it up your chuff? learnt a new British today on /brat/

they dont care me but thats ok

>>212806538
John McAfee's spirit is wailing at me from Hades

FREE FREE PALESTINE

edizione pisolisima

>>212806709
Bet you’re really chuffed after learning that aren’t you?

>>212806705
you was meant to let that virgin freak reply first so I could ignore it...
but.. yayyy!!!!

>>212806731
proper chuffed me

>>212806690
Shropshire is better suited. When you cross the border it's mad how quickly the terrain changes to flat farmland

>>212806718
i care you <3

>>212806724
Chat is this real?

>>212806697
What happened in 1945?

shes talking about me

ive never recovered from COVID times

Worried the yanks have actually figured out our slang and will soon be unnoticeable

The vast majority of Scotland has 0 people per km^2.
The vast majority of Scotland is entirely uninhabited.
Don't try to claim it's an uninhabitable waste either, it was teeming with millions of Gaels before the Clearances and they all fucked off to yankland.

think mum's still alive but her texts didnt make much sense

Don't fancy a wank but I need to sleep gonna go molest myself

>>212806756
what are you STARING at matey?
got a PROBLEM do you?

>>212806756
hes smiling cause hes just seen mousey having his way with a grey

>>212806775
me in the yellow bit

just had to deal with one of your minionlings leaving the thread

remember! this is a containment thread you're not meant to escape!

>>212806747
stay the fuck out of shropshire cunt

honestly wish we never had a global empire so we could be an insular little island nation like japan. everyone speaking english everywhere is awful, really we need to make a new language

>>212806718
they call me sreally stupid idiot someties and more mean things to

Everyone who claims "Britain is full" has literally never left their bedroom, and also has never left the city.
They have no clue what 99% of the country looks like (empty fields).

>>212806775
get them housed

>>212806823
theyre empty for a reason you thick cunt

>>212806806
That was Cymric.

>>212806823
get the fields cleared
get the houses build
get the afghanis in

>>212806806
wahey already have one: scottish and irish

whats your name?

>>212806849
alri rory stewart

>>212806798
Eyup lad

>>212806823
Never been to The City more like. They don't leave their hometown. Pathetic really.

what slur did are john torode use then? was it the worst naughty no no n word?

>>212806775
>Nobody lives in the Ribble estuary or in the sea off Birkenhead
Truly fascinating stuff

>>212806761
she really crashed out after cheating on adam lol

woke want to turn buckingham palice into a mosk

Mad how good the Horst Wessel Lied is.

Even good in multiple languages too.

The German original, Comrades the Voices for English, and È l'ora di marciar in Italian.

>>212806756
Nigga that's NUTS

Business idea: State mandated raping of unemployed incels who browse 4chan

>>212806863
can see where you live mate

>>212806756
never seen one

>>212806863
you speak any garlic lad

Opinions on joggers (aka jiggers) lads?

>>212806921
Nah I watch BBC Alba for a laugh sometimes

>>212806917
Aye it's lovely mate in me little hut

>>212806693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiO2Ku7V1rw

I've talked about this before but I find watching these videos and learning anything almost impossible
I don't know what it is. You can't pin it on one guy because they have a rotation of several different people

I get the impression. I get the impression like a dream 30 minutes after waking up. I remember a bunch of words like integral and derivative and step function

No offence to "you people" but there is something about the cadence of the way that brits talk that makes it nearly impossible for me to absorb anything from it. It all just blends together

Is she going for a leprechaun look? I mean, girl, you blend into the shrubbery. Not a good thing.

>>212806863
You got Amazon next month delivery up there?

>>212806912
might as well feminize them while you're at it

>>212806912
yes PLEASE

>>212806942
what do you get up to in there then
wanking i presume

a poo manchu

Gregg

I
Am
So sorry To hear About
Master chef

It's alright Gary Eats me old mucker
Me and John Says it Should Be You And Mr. Bean fackin` doin` it !!

.. ..

See Teddy fackin` Agrees

lol do it gyus it would be so fnuny and entretaining

As Always ..
Let`s Give it a Go !!

>>212806823
britain is full you fucking mong

>>212806995
Go outside

>>212806963
umm noo that would be terrible aaaaaa dont do that x i would hate that

>>212806863
are you pro or anti Scottish independence?

>>212806994
lmao
Everyone can be in this sitcom

expunge the biomass

>>212806994
....

>>212806956
what year is it, 2016
behind the times ruby girl, be-hind the blessed times.

GTA San Andreas Mission Facts You Didn't Know

>>212806962
So basically instead of the Morrisons van coming to your house, he waits at the car park in Dunvegan for everyone to collect their order

>>212806980
I have a bird lad

Afghans who sided with Britain are ZOGbots tbf. Let's be real

we need to cover the country in concrete......because WE JUST DO! OK!

>>212806994
going to wind up the cels with this one tobes
they love gregg

was cheeky of us to let them have their once-in-a-generatiom referendum right before everything collapsed, NO DO OVERS

masterchef or as they will be calling now masterrace
because of those bloody racists on there
what a disgurace

>>212807042
99% of the time
>did you know if you open up the american.gxt it references something which isn't in the final game?

despise this fraud

>>212807007
Pro independence. The United Kingdom is fucked and Scotland would do no wrong to try and make its own way in the world.

And I'm Norf English.

>>212807078
boomers will go mental when they see the new hosts

>>212807092
haha the first one is cut audio left in the files
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTVsG0RVJvo

i met my gf on ceefax

>>212806945
numberphile's not very good for learning, it's like pop maths
he's abbreviating a lot of stuff that would need further study like polar integration to actually understand why it works but he's sneaking it into basic integration methods without explain why or how it works

What if it really is Gary Eats and Mr. Bean hosting it though
What if it was

>>212807125
kahtimerss but in my dream

Had a wank

Britishness is an artificial creation, it is an invention of the government during the 17th/18th century in order to attempt to unite various peoples within the empire with nothing in common.

>>212807078
Imagine a show called MasterRace. Multiple races take part in competitions of skill, smarts, and athleticism, to determine once and for all which one is the master race.

Business idea: Another Scottish referendum but let England vote this time too so we can finally get rid of those whiney woke drug addicts

>>212806823
where are the empty houses?

steaming
toil on the morrow but i dont care

>>212807172
Irish post

>>212807172
i dont know scots only live like 4 hours north max surely cant be completely artificial

leftists want to destroy civilisation itself

>>212807204
watch out
did that last week and woke up pissed
the day was fucking rough

>>212807204
ktim
bossberg is off though so I DONT CARE

>>212807189
Is that Aisha

Britain isn’t full rorke. There’s playground a couple roads over from mine. Get that knocked down and some new builds put up for the next fresh boatload.

met my gf on kindle

off to my warehouse nightshift where i shall be throwing boxes around for 9 hours
yes i have a degree thank you

how do you all choose your names? mine's from life is strange :) x

>>212807262
I didn't choose my name. The name chose me

>>212807253
do a poo in one of them

>>212807253
Kek this was me. Quit to get a “proper job” where I earn £4 an hour less.

>>212807262
my name is linda but i'm a man

>>212807253
most enjoyable job i ever had was warehouse work at tesco
just listened to podcasts all night then stole stuff with some sound polish lads or they gave me drugs

Mental how niggas just cannot understand why a hosepipe ban would be put in place

pave over the national parks
house violent men who absolutely despise britain

>>212807242
this but completely unironically
who the fuck goes to a playground these days lmfao

>>212807204
https://youtu.be/TjH5Bz1Ota4?si=u3DclYzPV4Ui_8OP

met my gf on online banking

>>212807262
found out my friend who calls himself """orlando""" isnt even actually called that he just decided to call himself as that because he thinks it sounds cooler

writing down latest /brit/ gimmicks on notebook to use them later
gay sex arse for example

Apparently stating historical fact makes you a conspiracy theorist now

>>212807290
A Boy Named Sue type of arrangement was it

>>212807329
use them how

my uni mates now have job titles beginning with: Head of, Senior, Director, Partner etc

me? admin lowlife

orlando coom

met my gf on HD ready TVs

thinking about jungle zester's thigh pic

>>212807311
Saw a field with some flowers in too. Get a concrete slab on that pronto. Abdul and Rajesh need a place for their next phone repair shop.

>>212807222
dont care
had a SHIT day

>>212807349
graduation year?

>>212807329
Well that's Zachy B's gimmick so ask his permission. Otherwise he'll get really haughty about it and reply to every use with 'that's MY gimmick by the way' (he stole it from the Daily Sport)

>>212807262
klarc

>>212807349
ktim
senior software engineer

>>212807253
Hope you get a bunch of dildos.

>>212807368
get more use out of a phone repair shop than a flowerbed tbf
really don't understand why people are so against urbanisation

>>212807349
i'm head of [redacted] and part owner me. mostly means i can go to the pub at lunchtime when i fancy it.

met my gf on ceefax

met my gf on EMA

>>212807381
over a decade ago that's all i'll admit

I’M CALLING FROM THE FUN HOUSE
WITH MY SONG

>>212807422
PHEW, makes me feel better, theres still time for me to unarse my career

met my gf on cbeebies

>>212807420
i used to get the full 30 quid of EMA
bought so many 360 games with that

Mental how

>>212807189
ugla indeed

met my ex on littlebigplanet

>>212807253
used to do nights in a petrol station me. my boss was my weedman so we'd just skin up in the back room and take turns doing the till while the other smoked. good job that.

met my gf on babestation

teeth brushed
pyjamas on because it's cold today
snuggled up in bed

My job title starts with un-

Still worth learning to code?

https://youtu.be/ibeFnxKiom8

Do enjoy Deftones - Knife Prty

met my gf on miniclip

>>212807473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVv8LOb96Mc

>>212807473
now THAT was a game
no way you played it though you're ancient

>>212807137
Okay so calculus does work in multiple dimensions like a 2D plane where it can loop back around. Very interdasting.

Don't try to explain it to me because I'm a mathlet. I just have little bursts of IFLS where I want to learn about algebraic geometry or something for 2 hours.

Enjoy this lecture from a bird at the University of Waterloo. She studies an 8 dimensional number system that's neither associative nor commutative. No one knows what it's good for, but every other number system means something integral in the laws of physics and she thinks it might mean something big. Hopefully it means something to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BZyds_KFWM

still stuck in the temple in jungle run btw
they don't let you out

Met my gf on roblox

>>212807512
i was a top 100 creator in lbp 1 and 2 xx

>>212807481
tried to get a nightshift petrol job but couldn't so went warehouse. sadly my boss takes the job seriously and gets on our cases for toilet breaks/being slow. i will steal all i can from the place then quit

>>212807506
>>212807512
i started a gimmick and brought you happy memories
my job is done

met my gf at the park. she hasnt met me yet though

>>212807415
how'd you do that

>>212807489
who?

>>212807539
sad gimp

>>212807481
Sounds like a laugh.

A decade or so ago I worked in a convenience shop, me and my Sikh boss (his uncle owned the shop) just spent every night shift getting drunk and eating Chinese from the takeaway next door. I used to unplug the aux cable for the store radio and put my own tunes on

>>212807539
I probably played a few of your levels then x
loved that game xx

met my ex on game & watch

>>212807500
i have been informed it is not by /brit/

>>212807539
please have sex with me as well

>>212807506
we didnt know how good we had it back then
the circumstances for this much whimsy in games just doesnt exist anymore

>>212807550
you win

>>212807493
*surreptitiously gets in beside you*

:3

>>212807539
were you one of those little twerps that republished bomb drop survival levels
go on, admit it, you're a thieving little cunt and you know it

>>212807473
>Got a PS3 at Christmas
>Set it up on the big telly in the livingroom to test it
>My brother gets the first shot, plays MGS4, everyone is really impressed at how good it looks and how mature games are
>Runt me boots up LittleBigPlanet to try and I got embarrassed playing it infront of my uncle, granddad, gran and all that so never played it again.

>>212807574
maybe x

>>212807596
nah i made originals

>little big planet released in 2008
jesus

>>212807594
um.. fine i guess

>>212807614
sad many such cases

>>212807660
need to get it together and by "it" i mean my life

He liked LittleBigPlanet if you didn't realise yet lads
Yep
LittleBigPlanet
He liked it

>>212807614
its ok anon. we all have regrets

>>212807660
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAGM6fibnG8

THE POST COUNTTTTT

>>212807675
or have a big gay blowout with your stashed away millions

binble nig planet

>>212807708
its only almost 100k

>>212807614
i did something similar with a Crash Bandicoot game on the PS2. one of those games where the series went to shit. Everyone gathered round on my birthday watching my play on the living room tv and clearly hating it

i never played LBP. i had an xbox and no internet so i just had to play by myself

goodnight chaps x

>>212807670
>>212807687
Looked really good on one of those games programmes that used to come on bravo as well
Might pinch it from the 'bergs next time I go to relive those days.

really, it has to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxPdrK8uuwY

>>212807739
sweet dreams de lid

>>212807728
>His mum and dad didn't buy him an xbox, playstation, and whatever nintendo console was out at the time
Could you even run it in your council flat?

Does anybody else remember a scheme where you could get a free laptop around the early 2010's? No? Just me?

>>212807743
i remember. used to watch and dream about playing games we couldnt afford

astro bot
now that's a game

>>212807716
you could have a 100 feral gays absolutely mashed on coke with that kind of money

feral blacks

>>212807768
>dad

SHUT UP ABOUT SACKBOY AND MAKE THE NEW

For me it's Pong, the first video game.

>>212807614
So glad my family isn't full of knuckledraggers like yours

get. it. made.

tucking a British into bed and kissing his forehead goodnight, in a straight bro way tho

astro bottom

littlebigplanet. now that was a game.

where the FUCK is the new

submissive little new slaves sitting on their posts rn waiting for the post countdown to end. nun else they culd do x

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I HAVE A BLOGPOST TO SHARE AND I REFUSE TO BE NEWKEKED
SHARE THE NEW RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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I went straight to the editor instead of playing singleplayer or looking at what maps were online so just wanted to autsimed on that.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK