sex with female flame atronach from the elder scrolls iv oblivion
Glaswegians know who Ken is. But they don't know who Ben is.
Fife's wee secret, eh.
>>212805610not been in 10 years
san antonio was unbearable back then just the worst brits getting smashed 24/7
like i had gone to blackpool but with even less charm
i thought pacha was shite
ushuaia was ok but you gota consider it a festival
amnesia was the best night out by far
proper monging on the dance floor for hours with the mates
is universe that new one? looks dire pure LA
what is the crowd like out there? was already well past it 10 years ago
did you pull?
dont think i interacted with any girls outside our group in the whole holiday back then lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk
>>212805916me the white one you the pink one
now.
High Court enforcement agents Steve Pinner and Paul Bohill are in 4chan /int/, to repossess a thread currently occupied by /brit/ posters
>>212805939r u sayign were inseparable? x
don't understand classical music. who has time for it?
nonceYank checking in here.
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most of you need to be eliminated
You see the one about rorkes da in the newspaper?
At Falmouth University they tek it.
i'm one of those evil incels the daily mail warned you about
>>212805718Nah, don't think I will. Saw some great DJs play in some really nice venues, was off my nut in Pacha belting out the lyrics of a techno lana del ray mix at 5AM, and watched the sunset with a few cocktails at cafe mambo. Fantastic week all round.
>>212805861Didn't get chance to go to amnesia, definitely on the list for next time
Yeah, universe was the worst venue, full of influencers and clearly designed around VIP with everyone else shoved in around
Crowd at most places was okay later on when the wannabe influencers fucked off. Groove Armada at 528 was the best one for the crowd, quite a few big DJs just milling about having fun. Went with the mrs for my 30th so no pulling
>>212806025love walking through falmouth uni penryn campus at night
it's so poorly lit
jrr rorkien - yhe binbelillion
>>212806007What's there to understand?
Just sounds good
>>212805823 (OP)none of the spastics ITT have read camus lmao
>>212805610Never understood 'fa
Surely you can get a similar experience for much cheaper elsewhere?
>>212806007Baroque is fantastic and well worth your time.
Symphony No. 9, especially the fourth movement.
...Anonymous
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>>212805823 (OP) (OP) #
none of the spastics ITT have read camus lmao
>>212805968love are steve
love when they raid paki shops
>>212806007High IQ people.
if i were a pony i'd be sluttershy
>>212806007What does this even mean? Youโve never heard a piece of classical or baroque music that moved you, or spoke to you?
What do you listen to?
>camus
harry potter for first year philosophy undergrads
>>212806007it's really old so the people who started listening back then have had plenty of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd_M9A5xFlY
>>212806007don't think your zoomer brain could cope with anything longer than 3 minutes
>>212806115um what the spark plug
classical rorke called barorque
>>212806115good thing youre not one then init
Welsh lads are fit, there's this one and another one that's a tiny twink with a fat arse
>>212806116it just goes on for ages
love seeing a car with a parking ticket on it
>>212806099You need to leave this thread. You've got one hour to collect posts you want to read for the next few days, and then you can come back to the archive for the rest.
>>212806039fucking hell literally what are you doing posting here if you went to ibiza to take drugs for your woman's 30th
i thought i was too "normal" for here but i am a spastic who just likes getting smashed
it's so bizarre to me that places which are about literally getting fucked up and not caring how you look have become the most photographed and status doing shit things out there
stickers on phone cameras or bust
Might give some of the slower boards a peruse before ofcom knocks us off for good
>>212806158why do you always ignore my questions
I want to hear your favourite classical pieces. Please post them
Fantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis by Ralph Vaughan Williams for me
>>212806194:p umgirl spotted
>>212806179well let's see the fat arse
>>212806115if you were sluttershy would you let me hit it?
whats the heaviest poo youve ever done
>>212806222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-96i6ZmQB4
life is too complex for me i just want to cuddle my gf and smoke weed
Can't wrap my head around what's going on over at /qst/ funny little place it is
>>212806222Dvorak 9th symphony
>>212806248>I get what you are getting at. I guess I have also stopped wanking under my bed duvet so often and getting air with that instead of choke wanking. and the jogging as well >choke wanking
>>212806067Yes and no
If you're just staying in San An you could just go to Benidorm. That said Benidorm isn't actually much cheaper than San An these days unless you only drink in the complete shithole bars.
There's better food in San An and Benidorm doesn't have anything at all like 528, Pikes or even Cafe Mambo/Del Mar. The really big superclubs probably aren't worth it but even then nobody is forcing you to buy the 25 euro vodka cokes, just have a biscuit instead and you're golden
if i were a pony id be big mac
>>212806264I think he'll get crushed and sucked through the pipe due to the pressure difference
>>212806264all the water is draining out so he'll be in the dry with that big suit on haha
Ukraine is done finished roast toast burnt the most
still listening after 201 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOjHhS5MtvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfY5eQ2PWXk
When someone says, โYouโre a dreamerโ, I can only answer โYou idiotโฆ. If I werenโt a dreamer, where would we be today? Iโve always believed in Germany. You said I was a dreamer. Iโve always believed in the rise of the Reich. You said I was a fool. Iโve always believed in our return to power. You said I was mad. Iโve always believed in an end to poverty! You said that was utopian! Who was right? You or me?! I was right!'
Why do british normies like Ibiza so much anyway?
>>212806308ha! what an eejit
might go to fopp on saturday
see if theyve got Serial Experiments Lain on DVD
you can come too if you like :)
>>212806318You people have been saying this for over 3 years now
wish i were an orchestra conductor
I think it's about time someone told the giraffes to wind their damn necks in!
>>212806341>foppwhat the fopp is that
>>212806341please be in manny
>>212806228Can't he would block me if he sees I'm posting his arse in brit lol
Don't really like outer /int/. There's a nastiness to it, all demoralization shite
My talents are wasted here
Flatten the Yorkshire Dales and make it into flats for the biomass
>>212806222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieRQyyPowH0
>>212806438Cancer causing
>>212806403theres a fopp in manc?
>>212806443It's too brown. The generals are better, where you can get actual conversation going, or find ppl to add on disc
>race riots in Ireland and Spain
Europe is literally waiting for a Leader to unite the Aryan peoples.
Keep an A5 notebook on my desk where I keep notes for my dossier on /brit/ posters.
Powys is already a thousand of square miles of uninhabited flat farmland
You could easily build 2 or 3 cities each of 1 million+ people there
>>212806326there he is
the uber lad
>>212806485What have you got on me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy7tj1jti1s
The sweltering fascist summer of '25
>>212806487its not flat and its full of farmers you silly nob
day 3 no weed
splitting headache
>>212806485anything on poobarmlad?
screaming roaring and attacking niggers with sharp rocks
no one care m-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
โโ โ โฌ โ.
>>212806326Lmao that drug addicted cousin fucker freak killed himself
>>212806496>Desperate to fit in>Pedophile>Canadian
>Ireland and Spain
>Aryan peoples
https://www.google.com/search?vsrid=CIGVlYqyyYjz1QEQAhgBIiRmNGYzNTgwZC1kZjJjLTRlNGYtOTk2MC02ZGM3YzExYjc2NjIyBiICcncoAzjZiY_K47-OAw&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggKGAEgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABEJMCGLcBJQAAgD8&udm=26&lns_mode=un&source=lns.web.gisivli&vsdim=275,183&gsessionid=YGTr92NH5At6HfIuXXMDgYUF8BRHJWC8A8GMQN08AFhNdDrAEHykpA&lsessionid=lN7I6dBIwnTdswz84RcLeqC8OR2NrnkVHx9fQU9H9fzG0vwDe1UDkQ&lns_surface=19&authuser=0&lns_vfs=e&qsubts=1752613906410&biw=1278&bih=1316&ved=0CBYQh6cGahcKEwjQ7uXE47-OAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQEw&tbnid=sq5jhwdf7Bg7bM&ictx=2
>>212806487>Powysliterally where
>>212806524>"pedophile"FOY
>>212806506False + you can easily clear out a couple hundred farmers
tax the farmers 400%
build shitty new builds on the land
let investment firms buy them
get them turned into hmos
the boat migrants, the boat migrants
>>212806524I'm not a pedophile though
Time for the old Sleep Token
https://youtu.be/uU5vVT_Cp7c
>>212806550Nobody says paedophile anymore lad. Grow up. Bet you still call it a gaol too.
>>212806524I'm not desperate to fit in though
>>212806574Oh mate you def take it up the chuff
>>212806487Would rather Russia nuke us
John McAfee rising from his grave, gripping my hand and forcing me not to click that link
>>212806598chance would be a fine thing!
>>212806483>immigrants stab little girls and rob the elderly >people protest>the far right is making us unsafe! Clownworld.
>>212806574Run across my bedroom and fling myself onto the bed to do this every time I post something racist while giggling into my pillow
>>212806522actually killed on the orders of martin bohrmann
you need to watch dr felton
>>212806487I live here and it's all hills
>>212806438kill yourself coys
Watching numberphile and learning absolutely nothing
>>212806574literally me when my favourite poster replies to me
greeno eats or gary eats?
>>212806443i think lots of people are desperate for a reason to feel better than anyone else. obviously that's true here too but there's a jokiness about it at least, which comes from shared experiences and familiarity
>>212806643This has been debunked + you can build cities in hills
You are hoarding masses of unused empty fertile land
>>212806664which one lad
i like that mousey looking ginger fella
gf went to bed without making me tea. crisp sandwich it is then.
Ever since 1945, all European and North American governments have been occupied by hostile elites who want to ethnically cleanse the White race
>>212806574can i put it up your chuff? learnt a new British today on /brat/
they dont care me but thats ok
>>212806538John McAfee's spirit is wailing at me from Hades
>can i put it up your chuff? learnt a new British today on /brat/
>>212806709Bet youโre really chuffed after learning that arenโt you?
>>212806705you was meant to let that virgin freak reply first so I could ignore it...
but.. yayyy!!!!
>>212806731proper chuffed me
>>212806690Shropshire is better suited. When you cross the border it's mad how quickly the terrain changes to flat farmland
>>212806724Chat is this real?
>>212806697What happened in 1945?
ive never recovered from COVID times
Worried the yanks have actually figured out our slang and will soon be unnoticeable
The vast majority of Scotland has 0 people per km^2.
The vast majority of Scotland is entirely uninhabited.
Don't try to claim it's an uninhabitable waste either, it was teeming with millions of Gaels before the Clearances and they all fucked off to yankland.
think mum's still alive but her texts didnt make much sense
Don't fancy a wank but I need to sleep gonna go molest myself
>>212806756what are you STARING at matey?
got a PROBLEM do you?
>>212806756hes smiling cause hes just seen mousey having his way with a grey
>>212806775me in the yellow bit
just had to deal with one of your minionlings leaving the thread
remember! this is a containment thread you're not meant to escape!
>>212806747stay the fuck out of shropshire cunt
honestly wish we never had a global empire so we could be an insular little island nation like japan. everyone speaking english everywhere is awful, really we need to make a new language
>>212806718they call me sreally stupid idiot someties and more mean things to
Everyone who claims "Britain is full" has literally never left their bedroom, and also has never left the city.
They have no clue what 99% of the country looks like (empty fields).
>>212806775get them housed
>>212806823theyre empty for a reason you thick cunt
>>212806806That was Cymric.
>>212806823get the fields cleared
get the houses build
get the afghanis in
>>212806806wahey already have one: scottish and irish
>>212806849alri rory stewart
>>212806823Never been to The City more like. They don't leave their hometown. Pathetic really.
what slur did are john torode use then? was it the worst naughty no no n word?
>>212806775>Nobody lives in the Ribble estuary or in the sea off BirkenheadTruly fascinating stuff
>>212806761she really crashed out after cheating on adam lol
woke want to turn buckingham palice into a mosk
Mad how good the Horst Wessel Lied is.
Even good in multiple languages too.
The German original, Comrades the Voices for English, and ร l'ora di marciar in Italian.
>>212806756Nigga that's NUTS
Business idea: State mandated raping of unemployed incels who browse 4chan
>>212806863can see where you live mate
>>212806756never seen one
>>212806863you speak any garlic lad
Opinions on joggers (aka jiggers) lads?
>>212806921Nah I watch BBC Alba for a laugh sometimes
>>212806917Aye it's lovely mate in me little hut
>>212806693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiO2Ku7V1rw
I've talked about this before but I find watching these videos and learning anything almost impossible
I don't know what it is. You can't pin it on one guy because they have a rotation of several different people
I get the impression. I get the impression like a dream 30 minutes after waking up. I remember a bunch of words like integral and derivative and step function
No offence to "you people" but there is something about the cadence of the way that brits talk that makes it nearly impossible for me to absorb anything from it. It all just blends together
Is she going for a leprechaun look? I mean, girl, you blend into the shrubbery. Not a good thing.
>>212806863You got Amazon next month delivery up there?
>>212806912might as well feminize them while you're at it
>>212806942what do you get up to in there then
wanking i presume
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a poo manchu
Gregg
I
Am
So sorry To hear About
Master chef
It's alright Gary Eats me old mucker
Me and John Says it Should Be You And Mr. Bean fackin` doin` it !!
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See Teddy fackin` Agrees
lol do it gyus it would be so fnuny and entretaining
As Always ..
Let`s Give it a Go !!
>>212806823britain is full you fucking mong
>>212806963umm noo that would be terrible aaaaaa dont do that x i would hate that
>>212806863are you pro or anti Scottish independence?
>>212806994lmao
Everyone can be in this sitcom
>>212806956what year is it, 2016
behind the times ruby girl, be-hind the blessed times.
GTA San Andreas Mission Facts You Didn't Know
>>212806962So basically instead of the Morrisons van coming to your house, he waits at the car park in Dunvegan for everyone to collect their order
>>212806980I have a bird lad
Afghans who sided with Britain are ZOGbots tbf. Let's be real
we need to cover the country in concrete......because WE JUST DO! OK!
>>212806994going to wind up the cels with this one tobes
they love gregg
was cheeky of us to let them have their once-in-a-generatiom referendum right before everything collapsed, NO DO OVERS
masterchef or as they will be calling now masterrace
because of those bloody racists on there
what a disgurace
>>21280704299% of the time
>did you know if you open up the american.gxt it references something which isn't in the final game?
>>212807007Pro independence. The United Kingdom is fucked and Scotland would do no wrong to try and make its own way in the world.
And I'm Norf English.
>>212807078boomers will go mental when they see the new hosts
>>212807092haha the first one is cut audio left in the files
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTVsG0RVJvo
>>212806945numberphile's not very good for learning, it's like pop maths
he's abbreviating a lot of stuff that would need further study like polar integration to actually understand why it works but he's sneaking it into basic integration methods without explain why or how it works
What if it really is Gary Eats and Mr. Bean hosting it though
What if it was
>>212807125kahtimerss but in my dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoYmKvN6N1Q
Britishness is an artificial creation, it is an invention of the government during the 17th/18th century in order to attempt to unite various peoples within the empire with nothing in common.
>>212807078Imagine a show called MasterRace. Multiple races take part in competitions of skill, smarts, and athleticism, to determine once and for all which one is the master race.
Business idea: Another Scottish referendum but let England vote this time too so we can finally get rid of those whiney woke drug addicts
troon
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>Britishness is an artificial creation, it is an invention of the government during the 17th/18th century in order to attempt to unite various peoples within the empire with nothing in common.
>>212806823where are the empty houses?
steaming
toil on the morrow but i dont care
>>212807172i dont know scots only live like 4 hours north max surely cant be completely artificial
leftists want to destroy civilisation itself
>>212807204watch out
did that last week and woke up pissed
the day was fucking rough
>>212807204ktim
bossberg is off though so I DONT CARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr8rIxmmemk
Britain isnโt full rorke. Thereโs playground a couple roads over from mine. Get that knocked down and some new builds put up for the next fresh boatload.
off to my warehouse nightshift where i shall be throwing boxes around for 9 hours
yes i have a degree thank you
how do you all choose your names? mine's from life is strange :) x
>>212807262I didn't choose my name. The name chose me
>>212807253do a poo in one of them
>>212807253Kek this was me. Quit to get a โproper jobโ where I earn ยฃ4 an hour less.
>>212807262my name is linda but i'm a man
>>212807253most enjoyable job i ever had was warehouse work at tesco
just listened to podcasts all night then stole stuff with some sound polish lads or they gave me drugs
Mental how niggas just cannot understand why a hosepipe ban would be put in place
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pave over the national parks
house violent men who absolutely despise britain
>>212807242this but completely unironically
who the fuck goes to a playground these days lmfao
>>212807204https://youtu.be/TjH5Bz1Ota4?si=u3DclYzPV4Ui_8OP
met my gf on online banking
>>212807262found out my friend who calls himself """orlando""" isnt even actually called that he just decided to call himself as that because he thinks it sounds cooler
writing down latest /brit/ gimmicks on notebook to use them later
gay sex arse for example
Apparently stating historical fact makes you a conspiracy theorist now
>>212807290A Boy Named Sue type of arrangement was it
my uni mates now have job titles beginning with: Head of, Senior, Director, Partner etc
me? admin lowlife
met my gf on HD ready TVs
thinking about jungle zester's thigh pic
>>212807311Saw a field with some flowers in too. Get a concrete slab on that pronto. Abdul and Rajesh need a place for their next phone repair shop.
>>212807222dont care
had a SHIT day
>>212807349graduation year?
>>212807329Well that's Zachy B's gimmick so ask his permission. Otherwise he'll get really haughty about it and reply to every use with 'that's MY gimmick by the way' (he stole it from the Daily Sport)
>>212807349ktim
senior software engineer
>>212807253Hope you get a bunch of dildos.
>>212807368get more use out of a phone repair shop than a flowerbed tbf
really don't understand why people are so against urbanisation
>>212807349i'm head of [redacted] and part owner me. mostly means i can go to the pub at lunchtime when i fancy it.
>>212807381over a decade ago that's all i'll admit
IโM CALLING FROM THE FUN HOUSE
WITH MY SONG
>>212807422PHEW, makes me feel better, theres still time for me to unarse my career
>>212807420i used to get the full 30 quid of EMA
bought so many 360 games with that
met my ex on littlebigplanet
>>212807253used to do nights in a petrol station me. my boss was my weedman so we'd just skin up in the back room and take turns doing the till while the other smoked. good job that.
teeth brushed
pyjamas on because it's cold today
snuggled up in bed
My job title starts with un-
Still worth learning to code?
https://youtu.be/ibeFnxKiom8
Do enjoy Deftones - Knife Prty
>>212807473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVv8LOb96Mc
>>212807473now THAT was a game
no way you played it though you're ancient
>>212807137Okay so calculus does work in multiple dimensions like a 2D plane where it can loop back around. Very interdasting.
Don't try to explain it to me because I'm a mathlet. I just have little bursts of IFLS where I want to learn about algebraic geometry or something for 2 hours.
Enjoy this lecture from a bird at the University of Waterloo. She studies an 8 dimensional number system that's neither associative nor commutative. No one knows what it's good for, but every other number system means something integral in the laws of physics and she thinks it might mean something big. Hopefully it means something to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BZyds_KFWM
still stuck in the temple in jungle run btw
they don't let you out
>>212807512i was a top 100 creator in lbp 1 and 2 xx
>>212807481tried to get a nightshift petrol job but couldn't so went warehouse. sadly my boss takes the job seriously and gets on our cases for toilet breaks/being slow. i will steal all i can from the place then quit
>>212807506>>212807512i started a gimmick and brought you happy memories
my job is done
met my gf at the park. she hasnt met me yet though
>>212807415how'd you do that
>>212807481Sounds like a laugh.
A decade or so ago I worked in a convenience shop, me and my Sikh boss (his uncle owned the shop) just spent every night shift getting drunk and eating Chinese from the takeaway next door. I used to unplug the aux cable for the store radio and put my own tunes on
>>212807539I probably played a few of your levels then x
loved that game xx
met my ex on game & watch
>>212807500i have been informed it is not by /brit/
>>212807539please have sex with me as well
>>212807506we didnt know how good we had it back then
the circumstances for this much whimsy in games just doesnt exist anymore
>>212807493*surreptitiously gets in beside you*
:3
>>212807539were you one of those little twerps that republished bomb drop survival levels
go on, admit it, you're a thieving little cunt and you know it
>>212807473>Got a PS3 at Christmas>Set it up on the big telly in the livingroom to test it>My brother gets the first shot, plays MGS4, everyone is really impressed at how good it looks and how mature games are>Runt me boots up LittleBigPlanet to try and I got embarrassed playing it infront of my uncle, granddad, gran and all that so never played it again.
>>212807574maybe x
>>212807596nah i made originals
>little big planet released in 2008
jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sa1_Qo5bhY
>>212807594um.. fine i guess
>>212807614sad many such cases
>>212807660need to get it together and by "it" i mean my life
He liked LittleBigPlanet if you didn't realise yet lads
Yep
LittleBigPlanet
He liked it
>>212807614its ok anon. we all have regrets
>>212807660for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAGM6fibnG8
>>212807675or have a big gay blowout with your stashed away millions
>>212807708its only almost 100k
>>212807614i did something similar with a Crash Bandicoot game on the PS2. one of those games where the series went to shit. Everyone gathered round on my birthday watching my play on the living room tv and clearly hating it
i never played LBP. i had an xbox and no internet so i just had to play by myself
>>212807670>>212807687Looked really good on one of those games programmes that used to come on bravo as well
Might pinch it from the 'bergs next time I go to relive those days.
really, it has to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxPdrK8uuwY
>>212807739sweet dreams de lid
>>212807728>His mum and dad didn't buy him an xbox, playstation, and whatever nintendo console was out at the timeCould you even run it in your council flat?
Does anybody else remember a scheme where you could get a free laptop around the early 2010's? No? Just me?
>>212807743i remember. used to watch and dream about playing games we couldnt afford
astro bot
now that's a game
>>212807716you could have a 100 feral gays absolutely mashed on coke with that kind of money
SHUT UP ABOUT SACKBOY AND MAKE THE NEW
For me it's Pong, the first video game.
>>212807614So glad my family isn't full of knuckledraggers like yours
tucking a British into bed and kissing his forehead goodnight, in a straight bro way tho
littlebigplanet. now that was a game.
where the FUCK is the new
submissive little new slaves sitting on their posts rn waiting for the post countdown to end. nun else they culd do x
I HAVE A BLOGPOST TO SHARE AND I REFUSE TO BE NEWKEKED
SHARE THE NEW RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>212807812I went straight to the editor instead of playing singleplayer or looking at what maps were online so just wanted to autsimed on that.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK