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>>212849795
Iโm bisexual. There are guys that make me desperately horny. Not as many as with women, but there are some.
>>212854657trannies dont count
>>212854821Didnโt mean trannies
Funk with niggas I went to school with
It's fucked up that I gotta smoke my partner
I'm talking slime a nigga out, then hug his mama
they just banned gooning worldwide
>>212853285 (OP)was urkel an lgbt
>>212855899Can they do that?
>>212855995god I hate women
>>212855995Who is she? Iโd like to follow her on Instagram to acquire boners for myself.
I was made to be unclean. Iโll never be clean. Never ever. Iโm untouchable.
>>212856038jason doesn't want the epstein files released because he's both a client and a victim, fuck him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're a sexy little minx
I have a special plan for this world
>>212859098Crazy how often I see things priced at that number in stores
>>212859098my papa johns order regularly comes out to $14.88
>>212859098what are you doing at home depot so early bro
>>212859251looking for something to kneel on
Got superglue on my teeth :/
itโs calendar emoji day
>>212859251Getting a door
Went through all my tabs in my browser and now I only have 5 tabs open
>>212859489what happened to your old door
>>212859098do you guys get white germanic pussy in your cuntry????????????????????? I had to put the brazilian flag watermark because you guys are going to steal the picture post it elsewhere and claim she is american/european, anyway thank you
kot
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Have to park my car in the street overnight because of asphalt work
I hope it gets left alone
>>212855995Women have a vapid understanding of real literature.
>do you guys get white germanic pussy in your cuntry????????????????????? I had to put the brazilian flag watermark because you guys are going to steal the picture post it elsewhere and claim she is american/european, anyway thank you
>>212859639>white germanic pussyDoesn't exist here anymore. We have to take vacations to brazil in order to see it
we finna boost timmy's whip
women have a vapid understanding of everything
Not even 10% of women are interested in 5'7 men
It never even began
>>212859701Shouldn't have been vegetarian Sanjay
>>212859677I don't know why Americans think every white person in the world has to be either american or european
>>212859726I'm fucking white
>>212859764The problem lies in the fact that you're not germanic. If you were germanic you would have been taller, I'm sorry french med genes. Anyway, thank you
>>212859662ur such a dork lmao
what a nice neighborhood i wonder what it looks like no-
>>212859807Both sides of my family are German
Stop assuming bullshit I just got fucked over by God
How do you get glue off your teeth?
>>212859842Fucking bullshit. My cousin is white german and she is my height 173cm. You're med, you're not germanic
>>212859854try putting a loaded shotgun in your mouth and pulling the trigger
really tired of this monkey coming here trying to convince people that he is white
>>212859887I'm serious though
>>212859893suck your own dick jason
Rude poster on the rag again
>>212859819WTF they hacked into my computer and stole my picture!
>>212859931glue-eating retard
Newscum trying his hardest for that presidential nomination
ordering my new shoes today
>>212859965Maybe take some midol
>>212859987jason is sad he won't be able to ride on that rail to quickly get to the troon city of san francisco, i blame trumpy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>have dream where im coming home from my last day of work
>wake up to alarm at 5 am
>still have 3 days left
>>212860031only if you swallow bleach first
>>212860063Damn the cramps are that bad
>>212859987its kinda sad how blatantly obvious it is
>>212860083yeah they'd be a lot better if you weren't here
evens i drink the baja blast
odds i suffer
>>212860106Like your menstrual cycle I'm here to stay
>>212860139do you have anything else to say or are you really as vapid irl as your posts indicate?
damn already done with the baja blast i need to learn how to enjoy my drinks
>>212860041>be me>have dream that I'm done work and retiring>wake up>still have decades of toiling before I probably in my 60s after some migrants bashes my head in at a grocery storesigh
R u gonna go over the Gordie Howe bridge when it opens? Im gonna go over and see Fort Wayne and Ford's collection of historic buildings while Im over there.
How do I tell my mother to turn the bathroom fan on so I can't hear her butthole flapping as she poops?
'Vapid'has been used thrice itt
>>212860318Record it for us before you tell her that
>>212860320what a vapid thing to track
>>212860340What a vapid thing to say
>>212860359What a vapid response
>>212860320absolutely cromulent observation
Alright, break it up you two
the cum civil war has begun
>>212860443terrone hacked jason's 4chan account, it's all smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rudeposter soiling this general like we're his extra wide tampon
I was reading some memoires written by an ancestor of mine. It turns out that my family snuck out of the South in order to fight for the Union like a bunch of soyjak libtard redditors. I thought I was /dixie/ through and through
>>212860545I want to get an ancestry test done but I'm afraid I'll find out my ancestors were some hos
>>212860545were your ancestors black?
>>212860790get a job by 25? you got it hoss
>>212860771there's a huge gap between 21 and 50, seems like they've left a lot of stuff out there
>>212860846midlife funko pop crisis thankfully only implied instead of depicted
>>212853285 (OP)Europe? Russia.
America? Russia.
>>212860815No, unfortunately I'm a timmy
iโm in a good mood today guys depression is a choice
>>212860972>depression is a choicethis but unironically
like just stop being sad nigga being sad isn't gonna make you happy lol
Do you ever think it's weird how seldom french canadians are mentioned in north american pop culture? I wouldn't be surprised if a large portion of americans were unaware of their existence
I wish I found some way to fuck my high school algebra teacher
>>212860950Russians aren't white though
>>212860950privet cumerade
>>212861017There's a lot of French Canadians in pop culture, it just doesn't get mentioned that they're weirdos
>>212861017quebocois get made fun of regularly
>>212861053Salam Alaykum, Arap.
>>212861089Wazzup.
new 'ag in the filter list
On one branch of my family tree there is a guy that was on the confederate side, lost in the battle of Shiloh and then I think went back to being a professor
>>212861297>be professor>take a sabbatical to shoot libtards with your musket>go back to being professor after nice vacationkinda based ngl
>>212861357i mean, he could have at least won the battle. but we agree on the fundamentals here
I like my coffee with lots of creamer
>>212861357A libtard at that time probably thought slavery was bad but hated niggers
>>212861403i like my coffee bold and black
>>212861426just like your immigrants
>>212861425>A libtard at that time probably thought slavery was bad but hated niggersthat's most 21st century libtards too ngl, they just pretend to like them now
>>212861465i just say i hate poverty culture and i ask for the three strike rule to return
>>212861114not getting enough attention in rus?
find it really insane that porn has been effective enough that so many terminally online white males can't think of anything besides black men
I'm so woke I joined the Republican party because they ended slavery
>>212861465Probably true, so many of these faggots move here to Vermont while professing a love for diversity. Curious why they move somewhere without diversity
>>212861357Does seem like a fun little adventure for the man before settling down. On my direct ancestor branch I donโt know if any fought in the war, i just know a few were in the revolutionary war. I need to continue my researchโฆ
>>212861483>Arap knows me
>democraps are the real racists i love my half black grandson!
>>212861531see
>>212861446>sees the word black>first thought is black men
>>212861500they want to culturally enrich the area and turn it into another shithole. they're doing it with Texas right now, the mass diaspora of California scum is trying to ruin Texas.
>>2128614803 strike rule was megabased, can't believe anyone ever disagreed with the idea that someone's been given a second chance and if they fuck it up they go away for a while
>>212861489Tbqhwy I see that less and less these days compared with 2015-2018, it seems more like brownoids have taken up that mantle but they also added BWC for some reason. Tiktok is full of race-b8 type seethe now.
>Oxford study>bbc>bwc>jbwInsane how these are common knowledge, or close to it, now. Social media was a mistake.
I wonder how many /rus/ posters have died in yookrayon
>>212861591>Arap can't say nothang
>>212861540I asked a white devil woman about border crossing because she's a dual citizen and she gave me this whole thing about how much she loves Montreal because when you're white you're the minority (not true) and she just loves diversity so much! Quebecois are raciss as hell
>>212861643there is nothing to say about your autistic collages
>>212861639I always assume the average anon from any country is unfit to be drafted
>>212861764normies heading off to die in meaningless geopolitical wars is peak meek shall inherit
>>212861764That isn't stopping Russia from drafting them. What a pathetic country
The only thing I'm good at is letting go
That's why I couldn't love you and I couldn't let you know
Like oh oh ohhhhh
Anglo
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>>212861727Imagine killing your own people in Iraq
>>212861647A lot of the French Canadians have very weird inclinations, they're almost shamepigs who love degradation. They could've left Canada but they enjoy being humiliated and then treated like a dependent. Quebec is like a little sissy gimp we keep locked in a trunk.
Any of y'all good ol boys like huntin and fishin and muddin?
>>212861820>Big nose = Jewish phenotypeNormie tier phentotype analysis skills, utterly plebeian.
Ishmael was right about the call of the ocean and it's place as part of the phantasm of indescribable life urges
>>212861827The woman who said that to me isn't French Canadian, I held my tongue but I speak French and I go to a fair amount of qmjhl games and the racist shit you hear in French is really funny. I bet she barely speaks French
I think one of my clients clients is trying to get me over there
They pay so well but it is in a shithole ghetto with bad traffic
Think it would be worth considering?
>>212861820I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM AND WHERE HE GOES I'LL FOLLOW I'LL FOLLOW
>>212861898Yes but also no
>>212861820these are your people o algo
>>212861898I trap rabbit and go fishing. Not really into hunting bigger animals.
>>212861901Je ne suis pas araaape
>>212861930Ok, he's a legendary Arab.
>>212861952Center: The Whitest Anglo.
Right: The Brownest Kavkasian.
Can Englishmen compete with Kavkazmen?
>>212861983No, just getting my mind palace bombed by Moby-Dick. C'mon man, don't... don't do me dirty like that...
>>212862047what's up dude
>>212860916This is the hottest thing I've ever seen
>>212862052just woke up. hows it going?
>>212861978>Anglo pipo look Jewish/Arab>Shows a French-Spanish mutt man and an AustrianWhat did Timur mean by this...?
>>212862062She looks uncomfortably warm at best
Try sungazing if you want to see something real hot
>>212862089fantastic I'm on my third cuppa and preparing the finest herb on my volcano to rip a bag
>>212861647>she gave me this whole thing about how much she loves Montreal because when you're white you're the minority (not true) and she just loves diversity so much!Me? I white-flighted out of Montreal because it was getting too full of thirdie migrants, so I guess mainly only freaks like the one you describe would willingly remain
>>212862109Are they good?
I tried a less expensive herb vape and it was ok but nothing special
>>212862161I love it desu, I can stretch 3g across a week with it while getting high multiple times a day
Not fair that everywhere else is putting the woke away, but Canada is stuck with it like Woke North Korea
https://voca.ro/1hS1nL4oUjMr
>>212862193Do you use the remnants for anything after vaping or just toss them?
>>212862145Ironic considering how racist Quebec is
Arap
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>>212862103You ain't even Anglo, Paris-Marseille
>>212862223I haven't yet, I have like 3 snus cans full of abv lol
I know you can eat it but I think I'm one of those people that doesn't get high from edibles
I've tried increments from 20mg to 100mg edibles and never felt anything
God, we live in strange times.
>>212862253Have you ever had sex?
>>212862213We're the WEF good goy country unfortunately. Even places like Sweden have been massively dialing back troonism and shit but we are stuck with it.
Also being mega-woke in Canada owns Drumpf or something idk but Americans are DEFINITELY paying attention to what we are doing and getting mad that's what CBC & reddit said so it MUST be true!
>>212862253That image is retarded. The guy in question is of Italian recent origin, rather than French, and his non-French surname โConversoโ indicates he probably comes from Muslim or Jewish ancestry, rather than actually being Italian.
Whenever frogwogs have sex theyโre like โahhh putainโ when they cum
>>212862259>I've tried increments from 20mg to 100mg edibles and never felt anythingTry to diy them (with fresh herb or wax). A lot of edibles from the store i swear they lie about the content.
How many cuppa coffee do you have a day
>>212862421I donโt drink caffeinated beverages that includes monster
>>212862376could be but it's weirdly not only edibles, I tried an acid tab before and didn't really get high either
I was gonna try just doing a bunch of the abv with peanut butter on toast at some point but I still haven't gotten around to it
>>212862421two (2) or three (3) and two (2) coke zeros (0)'s
>>212862213>>212862308they're going full blast trying to turn us into eurocucks, they actually love the tariff shit because it's giving them an excuse to sidle up next to eurofags and their shit draconian policies. the gun bans and inflation are just more ways to put the squeeze on people, our Dear Leader is a pure globohomo zealot.
>>212862421Used to have one a day, but now it interferes with my medication. I even got decaf but jesus christ it tastes WRONG WHY DOES IT TASTE SO WRONG.
coof has transitioned to some weird flu
>>212862585look up the process for how coffee is decaffeinated, it's kinda complex and involves chemicals and shit
>>212862549>our Dear Leader is a pure globohomo zealotYeah it's pathetic how in every country in the world that sort of WEF globalist mindset has been at least publically dialed back because it's so unpopular but we still have it not only visible but like the entire cabinet is still rehashing it and shilling for it. Genuinely retarded country we live in.
>>212862419i look like this
>>2128624212 cups of joe and 1 one of tea
>>212862296he wants to have sex with his half sister but she denied him tragic stuff
>>212862607It was always just a highly infectious flu, now most people are immune by either tanking the infection or #vaxxmaxxed #cvspharmacy #walgreens vaccinated. The only spikes in infections is flu season since, like the common flu, new descendants sometimes differentiate enough to go unrecognized by the immune system
>>212862301hes a shitalian doe
>>212862827What makes him Browner than a Kavkazman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPr9C92Z0J0
>>212860771>>212860790>If you study REALLY hard success is GUARANTEED Ancient propaganda bs. Today that only applies to a handful of careers.
>>212862648Not enough media outlets to inform people, and with the internet censorship they just shadow ban and block anything that tries to inform people. We're left with state funded propaganda by CBC and CTV only, everything else falls under that umbrella too like CanadianPress and CityTV. The police literally beat up and arrest people who try to report on anything, there's a few from that Rebel Media outlet who have been repeatedly harassed by the police for just asking a politician a question.
>>212855995she should make a video naked
my brother is going to get a lucrative government job and im sitting here with my dick in my hand
>>212862870Can I kiss you?
Native Amerimutt Sulumbek. Amerindians are a gracious people.
>>212862907Not WHG Brown liars?
>>212862977This nigga gay.
>>212862977he is a fish faced monster that looks like hp lovecraft
>>212859639America has every kind of pussy
>>212859639>I had to put the...touch grass nigga
>>212863075same, 40% polish 60% irish
>>212863086I have some shameful East Slavic ancestry that I would like to ignore
>>212863001That sounds hot
>>212862861Gay larper shit, unless you live in europe or the east coast
>>212862993>Amerindians are a gracious people.
>>212863075>>212863086>>212863103>>212863142Go home then. Only North Atlandid Englishmen in New York should live in America. We don't want to see your Slavic faces in (((Hollywood))).
Is there a relish that tastes like pickles? Every time ive tried some it tastes weirdly sweet and disgusting. Love pickles hate relish
>>212863186Dill pickle relish, obviously nothing that says sweet anywhere.
Controversial opinion: cheese does not belong on a burger. It just masks the flavor of the beef.
What happens if you rape an Arab women in a Arab country?
>>212863168I AM A PROUD MUTTOID
>>212863186Probably have to go to a deli or european foods market, the British have various pickled spreads that aren't sweet. If nothing else, look at the ingredients and if it lists sugar it'll be normal sweet relish.
>>212863252Cheeseburgers are a separate category from burgers.
>>212863186Agree with this, relish is nasty and does not taste like pickles at all
>>212863322The impression I get is that Americans put cheese on every single burger. Is this not the case?
>>212863322based and bobandypilled
>>212863277Death penalty, or you marry her. If she's married it's adultery and you both get the jailtime or death penalty LOL
>>212863278Funny way of saying Irish, they are just rape babies
>>212863168i am 1% native i belong here
>>212863168Thank you for saying what we've all been thinking
My homeland
>>212863353Where do they get the idea that they can rape women in a western country?
>>212863354funny coming from a mexicunt
>>212863168Iโm a proud Polish man who lives in Los Angeles
>>212863341>Is this not the case?Nowadays, kinda, but originally they were separate. The cheeseburger was invented long after the burger.
is it time for every amerimutt to post their 56andme?
>>212863380Which site is this?
>>212863385White women don't know this because they are retarded but Arabs, Jeets, Africans etc. think they are all sluts who deserve to be raped for their promiscuity. The fact that Western countries allow them to rape with impunity or some pitiful punishiment like 2 year sentences only confirms their view.
>giving your DNA to private companies
dont tell me you guys actually do this
i lost the twitter contest i entered
>>212863380>ScotlandUGGGHHH my brother
>>212863491UMM ANCESTRY IS OWNED BY BASED MORMOIDS NOT JEWY JEWS LIKE 23ANDME
>>212863491Tell me a couple things specifically that a company could do with your dna that you are worried about
>>212863481you really don't want to keep your sunglasses like that when your shirt has such a thin collar
>>212863491Even if you don't do it, if anyone in your family did you're already screwed. That includes shit like cousins too.
>>212863543Health insurance uses your data to predict health conditions and raise your premium accordingly.
>>212863528Brother
But I actually identify the most with my Cornwelsh ancestry...
>>212863278Imagine a Polish-Irish Brit calling himself an Anglo. This isn't allowed. But every Polish-Irish Negro calls himself American. LOL, a mutt country!
>>212863358Indigenous*.
>>212863380Englishman in Jew York.
>>212863405Slavington.
>>212863595I'm on a self-insured plan, and I pay less than most of peers
Try again
Ran out of weed, need to get clean in a month. These next 2-3 days I'm finna be SCROOOOLIN
>>212863600Russian dogs owe me reparations for raping my ancestors and giving their homes to Ukrainians
>>212863543sell your information to the chinks
>>212863644>>212863661ive been on a tolerance break for about 7 years now
>>212863670And what will they do with it. Be specific
its on sale should i ask momberg to get me it?
I smoked weed in college and never felt addicted
Smoked cigars with my friends at a wedding and instantly became addicted to nicotine
>>2128636443 day hump brother, once you get past it you're good. for me the biggest issue was how much more time i had. it made me insanely bored, and idle hands are the devil's playground. keep yourself preoccupied
>>212863599Don't get too attached those sub 5% ancestries are just for lulz and they will take them away. They took my 1% Sardinian away and after that screenshot they took the Spanish away but gave me Icelandic. One of the sites even admitted they do this just to make it more interesting.
>>212863695if the chinese government having access to your biological makeup isnt a concern, then thats on you chief
I can feel my muscles growing
>see a person with this phenotype (right)
>day immediately ruined
Fun fact: AncestryDNA wants your DNA and family tree in case one of your descendants converts to Mormonism because they retroactively convert your dead ancestors to make sure they go to heaven with you
>>212863702Taking the one and only hit of nicotine I have ever taken was a scary experience, because I knew instantly why. Why people get hooked, that is. It's such a rush and it's gone so quickly. I feel stupid for trying and I feel lucky for not wanting another rip.
>>212863755my day is ruined when i see this phenotype
my city is like 4% black but it feels like 25% sometimes
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>>212863755Good thing you live in Mexico then LOL
>>212863775>>212863788you must have a lot of bad days then KEKKKKEKEKEKEK
>>212863278Iโm a double nigger
Niggg
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>>212863651I'm Native, Indigenous.
https://youtu.be/tVQsxLfKPNI
>>212863764Unironically TRUE
>>212863731I'm just asking why it concerns you, and you can't tell me why.
If they want to do something nefarious, the genetic information of specific individuals poses no greater threat than the genetic info at the population level, which is already widely available to essentially everyone
>>212863824in america we like russians, probably because we are so far away from you that we arent butthurt like euros
>>212863278Benjamin just doxxed himself
>>212863827Itโs based
Mormons have the one of the largest collection of ancestry and DNA in a vault so my DNA will live on forever
>>212863853He's not really Russian thoughbeit he's some schizo churka type obsessed with EHG and WHG
we should call it gulf of epstein
>>212863853Nobody in America would have a problem with anyone who doesnโt look Middle Eastern or Indian
If you teleported a North Korean soldier into the middle of Nowhere, Kansas he would be just fine
Jeffrey Epstein didnโt kill himself because he never existed, he was a figment of our collective imagination
It was a Democrat psyop the whole time
>>212863875They can clone you one day and raise you as a Mormon to fight Blacks and Muslims in the far future.
LITTLE BENJI BOY POSTING ITT
BENJI HOW GOU DOIN
BEN
BENJAMIN
BENJIIIIII
>>212863853Dats my nigga.
>>212863898Dats a shItalian.
I'm so old I can remember when the Democrats refused to release the files and pretended it was no big deal instead of the Republicans.
>>212863967>my clones will be used as cannon fodder in the upcoming Mormon-Demonic WarsIM GONNA CUUUUBE
I went to the Philippines two weeks ago and had sex with real women
>>212864046i went to new york 2 weeks ago and had sex with a real woman aka your mom
love it when the usual guy(s) start seething out of the blue when everyone else is engaging in some chill bant
>>212864007Sephiroth?! FUCK!!!
The Philippines is an occupied sex-slave and au-pair colony of the West financed by remittances from abroad
>love it when the usual guy(s) start seething out of the blue when everyone else is engaging in some chill bant
>>212864076I'm not from New York though
The Philippines wanted independence so badly yet here they are acting like theyโre still a colony
>>212864046Based and sex tourist pilled
>>212864118your mom wanted to meet me in new york
>>212864098And that's why I love those little guys! All SE Asian tbqh
>>212864121Vietnam fought for decades to be a Commie anti-western shithole now they worship Americans.
im in the mood to play some star wars games
>>212864115you can clearly see it here
>>212864022or here
>>212863788 >>212863775aint my fault some of you are THAT miserable and bitter
>out of the blue
*insane wojak pic*
>>212864173go to /mex/ you blubbering bitch
>>212864123There's a lot of boomer sexpats, mostly Brits and Australians, those faggots love ladyboys
drumpf had epstein killed
>you can clearly see it here >>212864022>or here >>212863788 >>212863775>aint my fault some of you are THAT miserable and bitter
>>212864157Extreme doubt, she barely leaves here house
>>212864163I mean Ho Chi Minh wanted to be allied to the US from the start actually, we just refused and sided with the French and then the Pro-French faction
Like with Libya it was all Franceโs fault actually
>>212864231you are bitch made
Slovenia declares Israeli ministers Itamar Ben-Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich persona non grata and imposes sanctions on them
Slovenia is the first European Union country to ban the entry of Israeli officials.
>>212864245does not imply she stays at home when you arent home
Explain how this post is in anyway โseethingโ bean boy
>>212864022
>>212864163>Vietnam fought for decades to be a Commie anti-western shithole now they worship AmericansI've been there, and the women are primo sexo, holy shit, even bigger whores for western cock in north Vietnam
i am following elon musk on x now. hes based again.
drumpf said there would be jobs for everyone.
>>212864285She has my dad, he's 6'3 and white. You are a brown manlet.
drumpf said he would release the epstein files
>>212864320he lied, that's what he does
he's a liar and you fell for his lies AGAIN
so are they gonna call this one epsteingate or trumpgate or what
>>212864248America was anti-colonial except when the alternative was gommunism so it's not entirely unsurprising. Ho Chi Minh even lived in America and liked it a lot.
>>212864234>Despite a history of conflict, Vietnam now holds surprisingly positive views of the United States, even described as one of the most pro-American countries in the world. Sorry anon but they LOVE your BAC (Big American Cock)