Thread 212854266

Dont worry she's 'armless edition

itching my tit

>>212854266 (OP)
AI

Rorke and his da going the jobcentre together omds

Leftypol going to the jobcentre alone (single mother)

>>212854194
>save on ink
remember no frills products?
a lot of people avoided them like the plague and it's easy to see why
they were like something from 1984.

>>212854346
Rorke’s pantry exposed

>my dad

Gets fired, is based, makes banter, hates authority

>brits dad

Works the same corporate job for 40 years, gets a £10 footlocker voucher for his 40 year of service, is forbidden to make banter, meek and pathetic

My dad moggs brits dad.

>>212854368
he ever shag you up the arse?

>>212854346
>monounsaturated spread
Doesn't sound very appealing does it

>>212854305
>Those are not fucking lamingtons
>Lamington cake is sponge with chocolate and shredded coconut
>I will accept substituting the chocolate for strawberry icing and some variation in potential jam fillings but the coconut and sponge are non-negotiable
I assume there is at least jam on the inside

>>212854379
Yeah loads that's why I love him

>>212854346
>people are mongs who need bright colours and fonts
I mean it is an advertising gimmick in of itself anyway

>>212854364
Kek this probably would be my pantry if Aldi hadn't scared our major supermarkets into adopting fancy own brands

>>212854346
>>212854318

I think everyone at some point in their life has had the thought "hmm what if a company just had plain all white packaging, that would actually stand out in a sea of multi-coloured crap in the supermarket"

but then when you see those tins in real life they are always budget shite and look fucking terrible

no one cares about gays anymore do they? it's all about the trannies now

>>212854346
>remember no frills products?
no not even remotely

>>212854400
willem dafoe's let himself go

>>212854368
Your dad:

Didn’t try hard in school, low test, gay son, manlet, on Universal Credit

My dad:

Top shagger, outstanding in his field, four shagger Ayran bull sons, high test, young wife, on £90k pa

>>212854368
>/brit/s dad not a mong has a severance package, golden handshake and pension all lined up
>your dad rebel that still has to work till hes 80

>>212854405
yes rorke it's safe to come out now

reuse this one first
>>212852129
>>212852129
>>212852129

>>212854400
It's true packaging and presentation go a long way in your perception of the product

>>212854438
you silly silly man

>>212854405
Heathermong still has melties about gays and “Tatchellites” every now and then but yeah /brit/‘s official stance is that we are very happy to welcome benders, Mihai was one of our most valuable community members you’ll remember

>>212854438
sybau

>>212854400
>I think everyone at some point in their life has had the thought "hmm what if a company just had plain all white packaging, that would actually stand out in a sea of multi-coloured crap in the supermarket"
No I would never have such a boring thought

Got the football youtube on

Zoomers can't imagine getting a monochrome catalogue from Franklin's in their letterbox

are we actually doing the 'my dad's bigger than your dad' thing in big 2025

>>212854465
> /brit/‘s official stance is that we are very happy to welcome benders
Wrong.

Haven’t seen my dad since I was 12 desu. My mum though? 100% the best mum on /brit/, none of your mums even come close in terms of cooking ability, love and support, kindness, and other mum skills

My dad:
>Billionaire
>20 wives
>100+ children
>Worked for Nintendo
/brit/'s dad:
>Poor
>Ugly
>Fat
>Incel

>>212854427
he's 69 years old and has been in great shape his entire life

his wife is some lovely Italian ball drainer 40 years his junior

>>212854495
Mine works for Nintendo

my dad's gayer than your dad

>>212854472
well you did when you made that post so stick that in your pipe and smoke it

>>212854429
>>212854432
>>your dad rebel that still has to work till hes 80
LMAO COPE

>good private pension
>high paying goody twoshoes wife
>rich parents, single child so huge inheritance
>retraining and embracing a new challenge

Yeah because sitting in the same grotty job being a corporate cuck is a way to live lmao

Remembering when we played dead fish in kinder and I won the game so thoroughly that it was time to go home and everyone was standing around me, nudging me, tickling me etc trying to make me move but I just wouldn't.

Canadians are still mad for No Name

>>212854524
>lovely
doing some heavy lifting
wouldn't say no but she is not pretty lol

>>212854524
i was joking
that's not actually willem dafoe in the first pic is it?

>>212854507
oh, be nice x

>>212854527
My dad caught me nude humping with my brother at 4 years old.

>>212854537
Seems like you’re jealous of my dad, can’t blame you he’s ace :)

Mad how brit be seething over my dad because he got fired lmao

>>212854562
Keep your childhood trauma to yourself

>>212854346
I do yeah, Kwik Save's own brand I think it was

My dad
>called John
>nice to me
>we sit together at the football

:)

Southern fairies calling the place where kids get served sperm smoothies a "kinder"

>16-year-olds to be given the right to vote

It’s over for Rorke

>>212854585
odd post

>>212854576
:(

Yesterday we at /brit/ all agreed that God doesn't exist

>>212854560
Yes it actually is lad lel

>>212854605
hs?

>>212854582
Does he have a nice cock?

>>212854605
Stands to reason

>>212854593
Neeed to disenfranchise the whites asap

People who eat lunch in their cars at work are such runts

>>212854618
He does actually had a massive cock lel, proper shower rather than a grower like mine

mi cyan stan dat bloodclaat mista burns... he tink me a some likkle eediat

>>212854630
Much prefer them to desk-lunch retards

>>212854630
I do this because I like to drive to the river and listen to a podcast or a TV show while I chill out with fewer distractions

>>212854548
be pulling fitter when you're 69 will you yeah?

enough of yer shite

Not sure where spaintwat intends with dad gimmique to go but he's already made it very gay

>>212854614
mental
what's he doing in the tesco?
if i saw willem dafoe in tescos i'd probably think i was dreaming

>>212854630
car eating is faustian a nonwhite like you would never get it

>>212854635
Would you ever suck it?

>>212854661
u must be joking if you think hihgly acclaimed rich celebrity william defoe cannot pull better than that
state of you

>>212854664
It would be a dream for you to be outside of your smelly bedroom

Seems like being a Cambridge academic is rather easy

Have just arrived at toil

It’s cofe time

>>212854664
This ent tesco >>212854400
Look at the size of those syrup bottles, can only be america

>>212854671
I'm blue eyed and blonde

>>212854682
i'm outside of it right now
in my smelly living room if you must know

happiest man in brighton

mental that you have to get cockmogged by your dad as a child and then when youre older it just disappears from your life and he stops seeing you naked

hello yes which aisle are your 55 gallon drums of syrup in please

>>212854698
how's your arse then lad?

My dad:

>earns £80k pa selling Avon
>has a hot twink husband 20 years younger than him
>Green Party councillor
>happy that I’m trans

Your dad:
>lazy
>fat
>hateful
>hasn’t had an erection since the 1990s

>>212854698
spiritual wog then

>>21285469
American blacks are a funny bunch

>>212854714
have you asked?

Eating in the common room is pretty nasty too
For me it's pissing off to the local casual dining restaurant or food court and maybe eating on a park bench or at a bus stop

>>212854724
>hasn’t had an erection since the 1990s
I was born 2008 and eight

>>212854615
>>212821506
Surprised you didn't reply Deegs - you did not though so we have ruled he simply ent real!

>>212854724
My dad has plenty of erections actually thank you very much!

>>212854695
i think you're right
homoglobo done a right number on the international grocery shopping experience innit

>>212854741
We have a proper dining area with a restaurant/cafe

>>212854733
scared it's still bigger
mine still isn't that distinct dark colour yet either

>>212854746
wasnt here

>>212854747
Um

>>212854744
Underage b&

anyone remember that website ratemypoo.com?
I 'member. Old internet was pure sovl

Black cock broke britain

>>212854732
why've you linked to a post from 2014?

>>212854744
ummy

>>212854785
>You're thinking about the black cock that's in my brain!;!

>>212854779
i mean 2007 and seven. bad at math

>>212854789
because he's a daft yank bastard

>>212854762
Can't talk about why we couldn't have our own cafeteria because it's borderline doxable
But the concept does intrigue me
Is it any good

Bit weird today

>>212854807
ummm

We at /brit/ trust Diego implicitly. He is the brain of /brit/. If he says God is real, then God is real. If he calls you an idiot then that's what you are mate!

Rorke’s da is on the sex offenders register

fairly certain my dad has had sex with 2 women in his entire life: my mum and my stepmum. 2 more than me tbf

It's not the same though because in the olden days you just went down to the dance hall on a saturday night, walked up to a girl you liked the look of, asked her if she was going steady and if she said no then you both got married the next day

>>212854807
come to australia

>>212854823
Diego literally believes Noah’s Ark happens like literally LITERALLY exactly as it was written in yhe binble

Still waiting on my expensive purchase to arrive
I NEED THE GOOD FEELINGS NOW

>>212854845
um he is young

>>212854825
With all this thinking about his knob you should have sex with him to lose your virginity and get his numbers up. Win/win

>>212854825
I’ve only ever had sex with my girlfriend (now my fiance) and I am not really interested in having sex with other women.

rorke looking both ways multiple times before crossing the street

(this is my first rorke post, let me know what you think)

get them youthenised

>>212854825
>walked up to a girl you liked the look of
The equivalent of climbing Mt Everest for me this

new zealand rape

>>212854807
Yeah you just forgot your birth year huh

>>212854845
no

>>212854875
Sauce

didn't manage to get my foreskin back until i was 17

My dad had me when he was 20 so we’re not that far apart in age, was always great having a young dad as a kid he would mog all the other fat old faggots picking their kids up from school with their fat bellies and grey hair LOL, he looks great for his age too so he seems even younger than he is

>>212854877
leftypol waiting for the green man at the lights despite it being safe to go because there's a mother and child on the opposite side and he doesn't want to be a negative influence and cares deeply what strangers think of him

>>212854888
ok so ackshually it's euthanatised because its thanatos not thanos. please like and share if you found that interesting

>>212854695
>ent
fellow east anglian spotted?

>>212854898
nz is a parasitic reddit tumour nation
without us you're nothing
now give me your hole

>>212854823
v godo post

>>212854895
it because i was lying. im actually 29 and a half
uwu

>>212854889
that big are they?

Yoo I’m a 28 year old white British dude. Found this amazing hat in a charity shop for £1 (steal!) and think it would be fun to wear at a festival but so scared of appropriating anyone’s culture.

Can anyone tell me more info on this hat? Having thought about it perhaps could be African style?

I’m not sure, don’t really know where to look, so anyone info would be great!

Why dou you call it that and not the bible

>>212854935
She’s literally right though lmao

>>212854935
>words that contain 'ism'

Is homealone smug and middle-class

>>212854946
looooool

>>212854956
yeah you can't wear that m8

>>212854940
>nz is a parasitic reddit tumour nation

might get some dim sims going

>>212854987
scrom

>>212854972
Thought this meant Reading the town so got rather confused

>>212854956
timmy finding this on the floor when he goes in his sister’s room looking for a charger xx

>>212854987
concession: accepted
you: done

a fakkin vee bee longneck at half past 8 in the mornin

>>212854972
Do you mongs still think he’s Quentin? Even DTFIC realised he wasn’t after a couple of days

Dude the personality said the personality wasn't personality. It was agreed in the personalitycord

>>212855016
>concession: accepted
the token phrase of seethe

>>212855017
>half past 8
its 20 to 8

Gender identity ideology is an unfalsifiable, quasi-religious belief system that demands absurdities of its adherents. Thus we see perfectly intelligent people pretending they’re not sure which sex they are, in the belief that this makes them virtuous

>>212854972
diego doesn't buy middle class books or read middle class things he reads fundamentalist literature
>>212855029
who is quentin

>>212855041
been a while since I saw it

knew there was an 8 in there somewhere, close enough but yeah "twenty to eight in the mornin" does ring true

yhe binble is a middle class book

>>212855061
Why do you call it that and not the bible

>>212855051
Oh my bad I read heathermong instead of homealone, mixed up my boring no-life /brit/ addicts haha

>>212855067
diego misspelt it like that and it's funny

>>212855075
hs?

>>212854961
Not even remotely

>>212855086
how so?

Any woman can have my penis

planning a very unusual sarnie:
hash browns
philadelphia soft cheese
salad
hot sauce
possibly fried eggs if i can be arsed to clean the frying pan

>>212855095
Quite peng isn't it... hang on...

>>212855095
oh he wants it but the fact is im simply not gay porn enough to be able to satisfy that

>>212855120
Sounds alri

>>212855120
Rorkeslop

looking on Quora why God lets bad things happen
read the bible a few times through yesterday and it don't explain it

lads... im an enfp

>>212855095
Why do all trans folx have these shark fellas

>>212855120
plan to make a friend instead you boring blogposting bastard

>>212855131
howling

>>212855134
Intj me. Load of bollocks though innit

>>212855100
Antisemitism is much more vicious, widespread, open and violent than anti-black racism is these days

>>212855167
dunno

>>212855152
they made it their thing like hoi4, new vegas and jerma

>>212855159
diego play nice it's not your day

>>212855168
How the fuck so

>>212855167
same x

turns out God didn't do it
humans chose to be evil and we do bad things because he gave us free will
ok I believe in him now it all makes sense

>>212854972
Who the fuck "owns" books anymore? Lmao, you can fit the library of Alexandria in a thumb drive.

americans love the word motherfucker. they can't get enough of it.

>>212855214
me :)

>>212855203
not this drivel again

>>212855123
i reckon
i do do a decent sarnie if i say so myself
made a very nice chicken bacon and onion thing last night

>>212855159
where are your brilliant and interesting posts then?
i bet seeing the same "gimmick" in /brit/ for the hundredth time is the highlight of your day

>>212855191
Very obviously so
Go to any pro-palestine march and you will hear plenty of it
Go to any related comments section on insta, youtube, twitter, etc. and people are quite happy to openly indulge in antisemitic slurs, conspiracy theories and blood libel

>>212855216
they invented it

>>212855203
good lad

>>212855159
sybau

Bradley Walsh on Antisemitism
'cor... could get me some of that'

>>212855050
>perfectly intelligent people
obviously they aren't

In actual university teachers just gave us pdfs scans of the books we needed.

my life is like a noir film except the loneliness isn't romanticised, it's just miserable

>>212855322
In the UK?

>voting age to be lowered
Great, now it'll be a thousand year reich for Labour

>>212855336
No, in Mexico, I still have them all.

20 Ways to Get Over Someone You Love & Move On

goon sesh complete

>>212855347
go post it in /cum/ then

>>212855347
>No
then get the fuck off our thread, you foreign cunt

>>212855331
alright orson

>>212855331
my life is like a video game
trying hard to beat the stage
all while i am still collecting coins

just checked my weight, over 100kg now

>>212855347
you dont belong here. see the corner of my flag? yup.

Sir Nonce Botnet

>>212855347
pirating foreign twat

>/int/ - International
>no foreigners allowed

>>212855067
funny epic /brit/ meme like being racist in greggs remember that so funny haha what are we like

>>212855379
Was 130kg once now im 95kg

>>212855338
Country's fucked anyway, irreparably so.

>>212855361
>>212855367
>>212855390
I was gonna leave now Im staying out of spite

>>212855379
show us your tits!

>>212855415
>hates it here
>stays
sounds mexican alright

>>212855235
Kike

>Democracy Minister Rushanara Ali, who confirms the government is planning to lower the voting age to 16
>Democracy Minister Rushanara Ali
Sounds wrong tbqhwy

>>212855429
don't get why people primarily associate black willy fetishism with whites, it's overwhelmingly indians, east asians, and especially southeast asians
indonesians in particular are some of the worst posters in the history of the internet, that shithole of a nation is an infinite coal mine

>>212855415
Me gustan los Mexicanos

Fuck sake my stepdad who hates me for being a neet is coming over now

I sold all my books on eBay and that webuybooks shite and used the money to buy an ereader.
Used to think physical books were the only way but I have to say this is infinitely better.

I Was looking

Forward
to It ..

>>212855499
Nice one IMG_4292 poster

>>212855496
LOL!
See if you can get him to say something rude to you and see what your mum does. She will probably side with you.

Is there a good breaking news app that has infrequent alerts? I used to have BBC News but they just spam a load of random bollox nowadays that I don’t care about.

I want to know if there’s a terrorist attack or something happens to the PM or the King dies or there’s a big natural disaster, important shit like that not inconsequential shit.

>>212855499
are you inside my head i was thinking of doing that
do you get good prices

kill dogs behead dogs etc etc

>>212855519
He’d never say anything in front of her just shoot me dirty looks when she’s not looking

>>212855523
It's been really bad the past week for updates. Stopped using it as well since they made you register with an email.

>>212855514
Cant stand Rihanna. She sings like she has some retarded speech impediment.

>>212855499
Im waiting to get one with a stylus so I can practice math without wasting a ton of paper

>>212855499
jacob rothschild is somewhere in a big evil mansion laughing maniacally at this post while menacing bolts of thunder crackle in the sky above him

>>212855518
Cheers mate
>>212855535
Depends on the book and where you sell them. Anywhere from £2.50 to £20 on eBay and I sold a couple hundred books.
Those sell your books websites are complete shite and just give you 10p a book, I just used it to dump old books that nobody wanted to buy and make a fiver.

just logging on for my 9am shift x

jfc how old are you people
“News apps”

>>212855546
these sorts of posts are an important reminder that slavs aren't white, or even human really

>>212855597
29 and a half

>>212855597
What do the young people do to check the news these days? Ask grok what's happening?

>The next general election will see 16-year-olds able to vote for the first time, the Government has announced.
>The change, which was promised in Labour’s manifesto last summer, will bring the voting age down to 16, in line with Scottish and Welsh elections.

>>212855597
a young and spry 28

Rorke is going to be fuming!!!!

>>212855607
An authoritarian slide sounds like fun. Like a big slide with Volodymyr standing at the top choosing who he allows to have a go.

im 99999999999999999999999999999999 years old

>>>>212855628
Zoomers literally get all of their news from tiktok/insta reels

Can someone please tell me the voting age in the UK? Not a lot of info on it.

>>212855583
yeah i just tried a really good history encyclopedia and it's selling for pennies
might get the ol' ebay set up but it's such a pain

So this is rorke

>>212855662
>encyclopedia
FOY

>>212855653
Happy to have unc status compared to that

>>212855655
18 you fucking retard

>>212855649
scrom

>>212855648
LOL!
>Politicians, activists and diplomats accuse Ukraine’s leader of favouring loyalists and using wartime powers against critics
he's only letting his loyalists on the slide

>>212855668
j-rorke

>>212855628
i go on wikipedia current events portal

So this guy in Australia dressed up as a statue and gets surrounded by 40 girls with skirts so short they can't contain their sex arses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xrRs7KN70Q

give 16 year olds the right to vote and they will elect Fortnite party and do the Griddy

16 year olds can vote? Bye bye reform ahahah

>>212855674
no need for that language, no need

>>212855674
what if that was true and you hurt my feelings?

Don't see why 14 years olds shouldn't get the vote
>Oh well their brains aren't developed
Neither are 16 year olds so...?

What skincare routine do you lads have? I tend to just wash my face in the shower with my gf’s neutrogena face cleanser and stick a bit of Nivea Men moisturiser on afterwards but I’m not sure if I could be doing more?

I have some milia on my forehead which I wouldn’t mind getting rid of but otherwise I think I have good skin

ffs I bet Wales vote to leave the UK now. I'll be having sleepless nights for years!!

>>212855688
This is standard fashion for girls now, even as young as 12 or 13, it's actually rare now too see girls who don't have their arses hanging out of their skirts or shorts.

>>212855696
It's their future that's at stake,

>>212855721
neither are 18 year old's brains tbf

>>212855696
based

>>212855733
They'll grow up to be good whores.

>white vest, no bra, pierced nipples
love to see it, im in my prime

>>212855739
Most people's brains aren't developed enough to be voting on political issues.

>>212855729
I use a face wash and then use a glycolic acid toner. Then either slap on some moisturiser or a sheet mask depending what I’m doing

>>212855730
Hold on we got to wait till we get our money up first

Wash my face with a ceramide hyaluronic acid cleanser
Tone with distilled witch hazel
Moisturise with a ceramide hyaluronic acid lotion

>>212855757
LMAO love reading retarded reviews

>>212855759
yeah let's make it so you need a RG first to vote

drinking worm milk

>>212855721
16 and 17 year olds olds can work, join the army, have sex, buy the lottery, can drive at 17. 14 year olds can’t.

16 is the logical age for allowing people to vote unless you want to change all of the above too.

>>212855763
>Glycolic acid
What does that do? Do you actually notice a worthwhile difference with it?

>>212855786
>16 and 17 year olds olds can have sex
:)
>14 year olds can’t.
:(

>16 is the logical age for allowing people to vote unless you want to change all of the above too.
:)

70 year olds shit themselves so why can they vote

>>212855786
Correct, if you're old enough to earn taxable money you should be able to vote to decide which politicians are in charge of your tax money

>>212855786
I wish I could have had sex at 16 lol

carnt stop larfing at this thread gonna give myself a sean connery

NEW
>>212852129
>>212852129
>>212852129

voting should be based on your linkedin profile

>>212855822
SCRWAGIGGHJ

>>212855786
Lottery is 18 mate, also what's your reasoning for saying because they can do those thing they must also be allowed to vote?
You can't say 'well just because' because that's not an argument.

>>212855828
not on

>>212855786
>16 and 17 year olds olds can work, join the army, have sex, buy the lottery, can drive at 17.
21 and still have never done any of those things :)

>>212855842
>>212855839
come off it

>buy the lottery
one the lottery please

>>212855786
>16 and 17 year olds olds can work, join the army, have sex, buy the lottery, can drive at 17

>sex.
14 year olds can and do have sex. Did you miss out on that?
>work
You have to be in education until 18, 16 and 17 year olds are not let loose in the world of work.
>lottery
Does not convey responsibility
>army
Yes, most people would agree with increasing the minimum age for the military.
>drive at 17
Okay, and they can ride a bike on the road at 14, which is very dangerous.

That's you raped.

>>212855851
too early mate

NEW (happy?)
>>212852129
>>212852129
>>212852129

>>212855869
gay new

>>212855803
Yeah it’s probably the only thing I’ve used that I’ve actually noticed make a difference. Supposedly it’s for cleaning and shrinking pores. Just makes my face red and shiny after putting it on since it’s literally acid. But after 10 minutes and some moisturiser it settles down and I have that smooth clean shiny skin look.
Also helped reduce those little white bumps on my skin and fade any marks after using it for a while.

>>212855778
Go and look at the reviews for your magistrates court, they're always entertaining. This particular woman has various reviews in places chronicling her life and downfall.

>>212855869
not really new is it? it's almost 4 hours old. a failed thread if you will

>>212855882
perfect for /brit/

>>212855896
>>212855923
based fellow east anglians

>>212855696
Kek plaid cymru are just a more retarded labour

>>212855818
Foreigners working here should be able to vote and big businesses too. American corporations should have their own MPs. Taxes and money are the only thing linking people to a natjon

>>212855896
Sad desu. I bet she deserved having her kids removed but it’s sad that ever has to happen.

>>212855955
are they pro darkies?

>>212856054
yeh they're the same type of fake nationalist scotland has

>>212854266 (OP)
Britbongs be like: oi bruv, oi mate, defending yourself against Russian aggression? Retaking the land that they stole from you? oi mate, that's too spicy for us.
Surrender and let yourself be killed be the Russians, now off to see the queen! Cheerio!