Thread 212858351

chappy 'dish

can someone make the new next time?
sick of this freak

>>212858320
my dad wears shoes like this going out to a restaurant for a nice meal

wears waterproof trousers as well. It's like cmon mate you're not hiking 20 miles through the glen to get to the venue you're just getting off the bus and walking 10 paces

poo smells lmao

those school benches were my first introduction to arseplay

>>212858327
You’re literally posting the retard’s shoes from a movie about a retard

Rorke's creps

>>212858277
Not the lad you're replying to but I'm the medically diagnosed super recogniser and I wouldn't be surprised if I have autism.

>>212858338
>early 2000s
>doctor who
Nu Who didn't even start until 2005 and even then didn't reach it's height of popularity until 2008

Fuck it might just get some Asics and wear those every day

>>212858376
ever shag him up the arse

>>212858376
>taking the bus
omdssss

Thought those adidas shoes were alright actually now that we're in the new and can be honest

>>212858376
Your dad was cool until i found out he takes the bus

Just milling about

>>212858416
Get some chukka boots

>>212858402
i was so confused by this

Thoughts on these shoes? I've already bought them so only nice things please

I wear skechers which are apparently only for old people

>>212858381
Yeah they used to have those nobbly bumps at the ends to cover the screws and I would sit on them and scoot my arse back and forward like a dog because it felt nice rubbing against my arsehole.
Very surprised I didn't end up a bender or get told off my the teachers in hindsight.

>>212858402
>women tend to be shorter than men
>but I know a woman who’s 6’4!
Okay lol

yo-yos, tech deck, football stickers, cap guns, beano, those little aliens in an egg

Does any photograph depict modern Britain and Ireland better than this?

>>212858467
Didnt like this post at all and wish you hadnt posted it

img_4929 post talking about sexual deviancy as per usual

choli <3

>>212858477
Was really just an excuse for me to brag about being a super recogniser tbf

>>212858485
If you put the aliens back to back they get pregnant

>>212858485
*slings your alien at the ceiling *

>>212858478
ktim

>>212858485
remember those pellet guns you could just buy from the newsagents?

>>212858453
howling

>>212858485
Pokemon cards
Pogs

puppy bolted off the lead at the field and ran all the way home, simply ignored my recall and ran faster when i screamed louder, miracle she didnt get hit by a car

very upset

I used a similar gimmick to the gherkin/cronem on another general and it had them fucking seething last night lmfao

>>212858501
Just being honest. Reality is often unnerving.

>>212858485
>beano

>>212858376
i can respect this . most people go from audio to new build to enclosed shopping centre to gym to restaurant and landscaped town square and back home again. never really feel like theyre outdoors which is why they go about in joggies and pjs.

people need to get used to being in rain mud and surrounded by pants again. habitat loss and climate change doesn't help as the world feels way less alive than it did before.

make outdoors feel like outdoors again

me bottom right

>>212858574
crazy bones
those were the days

remember garlic bread? what were that about?

>>212858513
haha fell for this one

>>212858555
Yeah?

>>212858563
walter not there? did he grow up to be a rorke?

>>212858574
Used to have a big roses tin full of these. Still no idea what you were supposed to do with them.

>>212858555
which general

>>212858555
qrd?

Reminiscing again, are we /brit/?

that's tomorrow night sorted then

>>212858512
I’ve never done formal testing, but I’m probably also a “super recognizer.” I’m definitely not autistic, though. According to some tests that I did out of curiosity, I’m purportedly lower down the autism spectrum than the the average person, whatever that means; super-neurotypical or something

>>212858582
this comic deserves the same level of meme fame as loss

>>212858600
Yeah that's it mate I'll tell you so you can go there and post about it and make a fool of me? You want to do that? Yeah? Because I ain't telling you bruv LOL

those alien eggs things were weird because every lad who had one ended up fucking it but no one ever admits it

>>212858617
>party sharty

>>212858625
retard, everyone's already forgotten about you and nobody was seething.

only shoes you need as a man
Can wear them for anything

stop fucking nostalgia posting you cunts

>>212858628
lad..

>>212858622
Pouring pva glue all over my body so i can peel it off

>>212858643
Mad that because they filtered my flag (I was on VPN)

i stole a shiny machamp out of stephanie bailey's tray but then put it back after i felt bad about it

>>212858599
Used to play a game that was similar to marbles where we'd set them up a couple of metres away and flick them
if you knocked the other lads crazy bones over you win it

>>212858676
>stephanie bailey
ever shag her?

>>212858622
everyone get in a line and jump over the horse!

>>212858644
I'm white though

>>212858696
pushed a black lad off of one of these and he cracked his skull open
those were the days

>>212858657
why couldn't I have been born as the king on the left instead of the timmy on the right

>>212858657
shearer slumming it on the tube

>>212858691
no we were only 7

>>212858712
ever shag his arse?

Any of your schools have a guy come round with a puppet in a thinly veiled conversion attempt?
If the gossip got out the puppet was coming people wouldn't shut up about it all day.

>>212858601
>>212858629
>Noo we need to separate this man from his kids!
Bob did nothing wrong

>>212858696
many a bollock was lost on these

it’s calendar emoji day

>>212858710
So am I

>>212858664
>grandmother
>44
Hm

Oasis

Just found a local tranny on grindr
She's got a twitter account
Quite grim

Used to have a freeview box in my bedroom and would wait until 10 or 11pm whichever it was for the redhot adult channels to play their preview thing and have the most furious wank of my life.
Nowadays kids just join discords and get groomed by nonces while watching sissy hypno porn.
Changing of the time I suppose.

>>212858619
If you search super recogniser on Google there's free tests you can do on the main website. If you get high enough scores you can opt in to receive emails to participate in research opportunities (usually new tests and stuff like that).

Worth a punt if you think you have it. When you know you know, it's not even hard. Makes you think people failing these tests must be actual morons.

>>212858765
joke country
these probs cost £500,000 too

>>212858765
gutted for you if youre in a whelchair

>>212858785
>She

The perfect relationship

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1752755457159648.webm

it’s reading sex posts on r/AskTeenGirls for me

>>212858765
Why dont NIMBYS want these in their nice villages! Fuckin boomers!

>>212858806
Vile rodent

>>212858787
>Nowadays kids just join discords and get groomed by nonces while watching sissy hypno porn.
Many such cases.

>>212858485
zoomers have no idea what any of those are

>>212858787
remember when I stayed at my mates house we would both sneak downstairs and wank off infront of each other to the Bravo channel

>>212858830
Nominative determinism

>>212858845
we need more of these fellas

>>212858676
was a lad at my school who's dad got him 3 legit Yugioh shiny god cards from America back in the day and I was seriously contemplating going inside and raiding this lads bag during lunch to steal them, such was my autistic desire for those cards. He wasn't even in my class but I knew where he sat. Somehow I thought better of it in the end despite having been perhaps 9 years old at the time.

>>212858851
Right well that's just gay. Has no relevance to my anecdote now does it?

>>212858843
I work in the coop and we sell a lot of football stickers to kids

>>212858747
except for murder michael hutchence, of course

remember when channel 5 used to show soft core porn on a friday evening?

>>212858740
some guy came in and did some tricks with yo-yos in assembly once at primary school. Was somehow linked to Christianity and then everyone in the school bought yo-yos from him

>>212858830
Leftypol loves this
Should refrain from posting teenagers though. Far too many nonces.

>>212858787
mad how things change

>>212858866
Yeah? Bet you do you fucking nonce.

>>212858485
tazos

>>212858830
Reckon these sharks have some mind altering chemicals stuffed into them

our skybox shared the one signal with all tellies so whatever you watched on one, was on all the others.
made putting babestation on a risky game

>>212858830
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>212858910
well if they didn't before they do when the troons are done riding them

>>212858676
doxing is against 4chan rules

>>212858870
He murdered a man in Australia with thrle power of his voice

>>212858884
Wonder if they realised the Christian bits went over most people's heads.

>>212858884
edit: googled it and apparently that was a very common thing and it’s an American company that does it. Maybe I’m making up the Christianity part

then mandem celebrate eid
the traps still running in Christmas day

>>212858909
Haha love big corporations me x

The UK just decided to lower the voting age to 16
https://ddnews.gov.in/en/uk-to-lower-voting-age-to-16-in-landmark-electoral-reform/
So MPs dancing on tiktok is gonna be the new norm yeah?

>>212858909
Do Newfoundlanders qualify as Geordies

the mandem celebrate pride
I dick man down whatever the day

>>212858909
>First established on 3 March 1865; 160 years ago in British Hong Kong (as The Hongkong and Shanghai Bank)
Yeah cheers HSBC. Proper Geordies you lot are

>feral scrotes riding around on e-bikes again at 10000mph
ah yes, time to mine the lane with rocks again

you're now allowed to vote on the future on the country while simultaneously being too immature, weakminded and easily manipulated to access certain pages on reddit thanks to the online safety act. how is this even a real country? you can have sex and vote before you can look at booby pictures online.

>>212858977
Voting age should be raised to 23 or something once people are finished Peter Panning in university, or maybe even higher to when people start having kids at like 30

The tarq kids had a pro-yo that spun for ages. Povvos like me made do with one from poundland that lit up

>>212858977
Already is unironically
Labour and Tory TikTok accounts are just full of fucking slop

>>212858993
dont think they can go 10k mph

>>212858977
But Gen Z are based and redpilled?

>>212858977
Its really really important we have performative action and popularism rather than any kind of sensible discourse or accountability

>>212858745
death to Hillingdon
death to Ealing

gooning to rarity

why does sex with women feel so good and why am i being unfairly restricted from engaging in it?

rorke wanted to get a livestrong wristband but his mum and dad got him the anti-bullying one instead

WEE WOOO WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOOO WEEE WOOOO

>>212858993
Mental how there's thousands and thousands of these unlicensed untaxed uninsured electric motorbikes on the roads and nobody seems to think it's a problem.

>>212859026
it's the jews, they hate you

Skinny nigga with a fat belly

I’m selling cheese straight off the blackberry

In the night I be chilling with a fly bitch

I WAS BORN BROKE BUT GUARANTEE I DIE RICH

>>212858788
Interesting. I’ll take a stab at it later.

>>212859054
Bit racist that lad

>>212858860
stole someone's full deck when they left it by their jumpers for goalposts
stupid me, I brought it in the next day when everyone knew I had never played cards before and got caught

hunner percent prefer wanking to shagging

haven't had a (You) in weeks

hello

>>212859062
maybe the jews love him and want him to shag them instead

Nor shall you be getting one today

>>212859054
Britain is a collapsing shithole, brown people roam the streets at night raping young girls, cities are full of nogs looking to stab and rob you, towns are full of inbred feral white youth with no sense of consequence, crime isn't enforced in any way unless the victim is part of the political/business class

>>212859133
Ok leftypol

I'm not giving that desperate cunt a (You)

>>212858860
should have just done it. children are outside the law. they cant be prosecuted

>>212859090
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>212859119
HELLO

mental how much I fucking hate all of you

It so cruel to kill animal that way kill it another way

>>212859165
this but you're not special. i hate all people and all things

>>212859165
love you mate x

my life’s coming like The Wire season 3

Undisputed #1 rorke L moment right here

i'm being persecuted by the jews and their normie minions for the crime of being born an incel

>>212859169
Yes leftypol some ways of killing animals cause more suffering than others.

>>212859161
omg hi :3

fuck sake girlfriendberg asking if I want to go out for dinner with her friend and her friend's fiancé tonight no I fucking DON'T but I'm going to fucking have to aren't I PISS OFFF

Those sausages you love to shove down your fat gob? You know how they make those?
They kick a pig to death. Just stamp on its head until it turns into sausage meat.
Hope you're proud of yourself with your sausage roll rorke.

>>212859169
toby <3

>>212859193
never happened though did it

>>212859193
Just never happened did it

>>212859208
No that's fine because pork can't be halal

might move to Geneva

>>212859193
I was there this actually happened

>>212859090
get the bloody meat blessed

>>212859193
This happened, they weren't speaking Welsh though, I just wanted to trick rorke

>>212859193
this is a weekly occurrence on my regular bus route

>>212859160
of course not, he's cheering for it even though he's a vegan

>>212859193
People in south wales dont speak welsh

>>212859165
thanks. at least someone feels something for me

>>212859278
We know. They are posers

Thoughts on these shoes? I've already bought them so only nice things please

goth egg goon on the cards

this one got rorke in a spin

>>212859295
Got told not to say anything if I don't have anything nice to say. I'm happy you had fun buying them.

Athleisure is the worst aesthetic development in Western culture since Brutalist architecture.

>>212858909
whether you're a big bank founded in hong kong or not
if you believe culinary preferences dictates ethnic and cultural identity above all else
you're who i'll listen to
we are not an island. we are an economic entity.

>>212859295
rorke....

chudcels, your Nazi transphobic bs is over
the youth want CORBYN

>>212859295
Something my uncle would wear but since everyone here seems to be old as fuck they probably suit you

>>212859295
they look comfortable

>>212859322
stop trying to fit in
nobody likes you

>>212859295
RORKE! ROOOOOORRKE! RORKORKE! CROORRKEE!!! CROOOAAAARKKKEE!!! CROAAAKOOOOAAAN! CROAKOAN!!!

>>212859326
Who's that brown fella then?

>>212859328
Remember when they got massive fines for money laundering for criminals

>>212859295
shoes yer da wears when he's cutting the grass

>Police post about missing black/brown child
>Hundreds of comments
>Comments mysteriously turned off
Howling

>>212859357
Modi

>>212859295
just call them onitsuka tigers

>>212859350
its spaki in a vpn.

your comment also still directly applies to him lmao

>>212859326
sir keir looks like such a gimp with his legs crossed like that x

>>212859362
scroom

>>212859340
What do you wear when you're going sainsbury's or just milling about

>>212859357
Bahrain bro I think

>>212859378
>its spaki in a vpn.
how so

i killed michael hutchence,
(tell me why)
i killed michael hutchence,
(tell me why)
i killed michael hutchence,
i went and got, oooooh, him strangled to death

>>212859295
you think anyone post-covid gives a fuck about dressing well these days? people are walking around in their dressing gowns. no one gives a fuck. we are all barely hanging on. society collapsed, stop caring already

Sir Leg Crosser

>>212859397
all the evidence suggests that

>>212859226
>>212859227
>>212859278
Just take the L rorke

>>212859255
Lmaoooo

>>212859413
present the evidence

>>212859410
thanks mate x

>>212859339
Renowned Anti-Semite Jeremy Corbyn?

>>212859295
anything off white looks dirty. buy white and keep it clean

Why do Ulster loyalists refuse to integrate into Irish society?
If these migrants refuse to integrate then they should be remigrated back to England and Scotland

Sir Rear of the Year

What are some actually cool shoe options according to /brit/?

nigga name is keir

>>212859425
cba

>>212859454
LOL

>>212859379
I've seen him do it almost instinctualy whenever he sits down
either he doesn't have a dick or he's into some cock and ball torture

Sir Beer Sucker

why would she be speaking to her child in welsh anyway

we must secure the release of the sausages
- Keir Starmer, 2024

>>212859357
joe biden

>>212859448
Literally every pair of shoes posted here will be disparaged, that's are cultcha

wish robot gfs existed so i could keep mine chained up in the basement
can't do that with a real woman because it's illegal and it's also a real victim, also i don't have a basement

and it seems to me,
you lived your life,
like a grangler in the wind

>>212859339
31% think Starmer is doing a good job just proves how fucking thick they are

>>212859431
Why do Anglo Saxons refuse to integrate into Welsh society?
If these migrants refuse to integrate then they should be remigrated back to Germany and Denmark

picked too much skin off my foot and its raw award

sucking on a Bier

chapelle roan is so ugly. for me it's sabrina carpenter

Howling

>>212859464
he does look the part

Nigga name is João Gabriel Bernardo Filipe de San Antonio

>>212859508
the cronem are activating

>>212859448
/brit/ is an espadrilles general

>>212859497
do that a lot too, also on my hands and fingers

>>212859421
spakis history of vpn posting (stole the gimmick from 190)
talks like him
posts the same pictures as him
no posting alignment with brazilian timezones
he also hasn't provided any proof he's brazilian and ignores any requests to do so (spaki has done this before)

>>212859531
Nah

>>212859525
screaming

>>212859295
rah. my boy copped the basics. take this L

>>212859536
trvke

>>212859508
Might suit a black person or a pikey maybe

>>212859521
you're cringe but also based x

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Leftypol unmasked

>>212859431
They are Irish thougheverbeit, mental how many paddies don't know their people ethnically cleansed the native inhabitants of Scotland in the 9th century with their own Gaelic sub-groups

just deactivated the 'ronem

>>212859525
He’s looking like Ellen “Elliot” Page after she pooned out

Penis transsexual de Brásil

>>212859559
*gets stuck on 99% for 2 minutes*

been rocking these all summer me. nuff a dem know your boy gets glances

>>212859538
my heel is just layers upon layers of picked at dead skin but pumice stones stink too much after using one

>>212859539
Imagine being this obsessed with a boring tripfag

>>212859539
>posts the same pictures as him
when has spainnonce ever been infatuated with sabrina carpenter etc
>talks like him
what do you mean

>>212859568
>él
lol

So this is /brit/

>>212859581
Had to take a few minutes so they could play with each others cocks in the shower

>>212859571
Highland Gaels are Irish.
The Ulster Scots are descendants from Germanic Lowland Scots.

>>212859581
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https://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y

>>212859607
me at the top

>>212859587
https://voca.ro/1c5ZDwisiYtv

>>212859612
modern oversimplification

>>212859553
Shows how little u leave your house

>>212859619
Not for long bucko

>>212859604
this is spaino with the vpn off btw
responding to him will give you endless questions "what's that?" "what do you mean?" until you get fed up

>>212859598
im not obsessed. just a few observations
>>212859604
i didnt say every single image is the same.
and he talks/types/communicates like him. not sure how that can be simplified any further

>>212859625
No it doesn't? Leave my house plenty and only really see blacks and underclass whites wearing that style of trainer
Sorry if that's hard to accept

>>212859629
tranny vs real woman

>>212859637
schizo freak

>>212859611
LOL!
https://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y

>>212856478
fucking hell I was on business in Kenya a while back and thought the locals were really slow

you're telling me they're fairly smart by subsaharan standards?!

activating the low orbit ion cannon positioned directly over my balls

>>212859536
Big if true

>>212859642
>i didnt say every single image is the same.
literally all this desperate to fit in brazilian posts are images of pop stars

>>212859625
He's right though. Only ever see all black trainers paired with stained sweatpants or tracksuit bottoms

>>212859645
Don’t live in Liverpool then

hairy pooey bumholes: *exists*
poofters: CORRR I WANNA PUT MY COCK IN THAT

Spaino hasn’t posted for like a year at this point and it seems like he’s still mindraping freaks on /Brit/ from beyond the grave :/ x

>>212859671
well thats categorically untrue

>>212858376
as a very wise woman once said, anyone on a bus over the age of 25 is a failure

>>212859687
You want the same only with hairy pooey women's holes

>>212859689
what else does he post (which spainmong also posted)

>>212859667
why are sierra leonians relatively clever? do they have a lot of white people there?

>>212859667
LOL I wonder what it’d be like to visit Equatorial Guinea with their average IQ of 59

>>212859707
you can peruse the archive if you're interested

>>212859700
women don't have hairy bums, also i'm not into bum stuff myself

>>212859536
https://www.marksandspencer.com/jute-slip-on-espadrilles/p/clp60642266
fml being size 13

>>212859712
Because it's not based on genetics but on educational standards
But that thought is enough to make rorke spontaneously combust

>>212859685
Bizarre comment, as if middle class white people living in Reigate or Sevenoaks are wearing them (they're not)

Now this is a shoe

>>212859718
They'd eat you

>>212859725
it should be readily available in your memory if you have used it to come to a conclusion of the identity of the poster
dont 'check le archive' me

rorke getting drawn and quartered for treason

>>212828184
>>212828184

i size down in shoes so everyone knows i have a commensurate small cock

>>212859716
Joggers and sweatpants are different things you mong

>>212857054
>>212857054
>>212857054

Categorically untrue

>>212859712
Sierra Leone has a history similar to Liberia, i.e. as a place to settle ex-slaves from North America. They probably have a higher level of European admixture than native Africans, assuming the ex-slave settlers haven’t all been massacred or something.

>>212859743
I don’t know where these places are mate

>>212859773
>>212859783
couple wring 'uns

>>212859785
her benefit entitlement will be huge.

>>212859412
crossing your legs is the most comfortable sitting position thoughever
unless you're some sort of fat