Thread 212864339

GNOME’d edition
Old >>212853285

Can we be free of brown manlets here?

ben shapiro is right, epsteingate is an antisemitic conspiracy

In 3 years online MAGA niggas are going to reference Coca Cola cane sugar as one of Trump’s accomplishments when arguing why he deserves another term. Bookmark this.

>>212864324
i dont make threads since hiro put the 5 minute wait

you already made a gnome thread you faggot fuck you

>>212864389
gay

>>212864392
cut your nails bruh

>>212864388
If we think corn syrup is bad and can be replaced by cane sugar for a marked improvement why don't we just ban corn syrup

>>212864393
fax no printer

>>212864385
did i hurt you mr bitchboy? :(((
awww sowwyy heres a cute picture for you

I'm not sure if I hate MAGAtards or shitlibs more, probably both equally

which phase is your favorite? for me its phase 1 clones

>>212864393
>>212864436
And I’ll fucking do it again

>>212864451
no they don't

>>212864444
thats not my teddy, you dummy

>>212864454
no one likes commies

>>212864444
Are you brown?

>>212864022
Still haven’t received a formal written apology from the Mexican for being misquoted on this post
I’m racist towards Latine people now

>>212864535
I WANT MY TEDDY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

silly ahh gweilo wit dey chi all fucked up

you're still talking about epstein? he died 6 years ago, let it go

>>212864492
Yeah but I didn't say commies

>>212864463
stormtroopers will always be my favorite

>>212864468
Update your itoddler device too

>>212864490
Sorry anon but they do, even to a lesser extent Black and Brown Americans. Viets simply love America (and hate China)

>>212864570
silly wybois got they bed facing away from the door…..
BOY that is NOT good feng shui

>>212864463
Phase 2

>>212864606
Eat my doodoo how about that huh buddy

does anyone mind if I jerk off now

>>212864657
can you cum on my tummy?

>spilling thy seed upon infertile grounds
Foolish

>>212864594
based
>>212864650
my favorite phase 2 troopers are the orange ones

I think I just got caught browsing the 'chan

Making green peas. Got some white beans and barley in the fridge, along with some cabbage, broccoli, and peppers

>>212864798
imagine the farts

my bush is growing back

>>212864826
I've been eating like that for long enough that my gas isn't bad. Also I soak it for hours. Sugar and fried stuff gives me bad gas

>>212864798
this post gave me the yoghurt effect

this thread is so slow and boring i wish brian was here to make things interesting and so i can magic post with him

Uh oh

>>212865034
Kys

>>212865010
What's that

i love playing with my penis!

>>212865034
East Coast niggas on they lunch breaks insteada postin on the 'chan smdh str8 bustas!

>>212865129
While watching destiny, redditleaf?

The path of the chosen

>>212865034
Sorry, Brian got astrally raped and murdered by Putin

Stop touching your penis

Momberg got me a kurieg machine

>>212865153
>its okay he spearheaded a genocide and killed billions because his backstory was le tragic

>>212865150
im not gay

He killed millions
To save BILLIONS...

Brian’s buttstory was tragic

>>212865214
Women unironically will agree with this IF they guy is attractive enough

Anakin bringing balance to the force should have culminated in Luke starting a new order that was grey instead of light
Instead Luke just starts another light side order and basically ends up back at square one

>>212865196
grim video

>>212865250
Women will agree with anything if the guy is attractive enough. Almost like the only deciding factor is whether the guy is attractive or not.

>>212865277
Disney ruined any chance of a good outcome for the series tbqh

>>212865285
TRUKE

bored of ugly retarded manlet jeet slaves whining about how white women are naturally repulsed by them
go back to india if you want coochie

Hello??? Any girls in this chatroom?
I'm looking for a wife.

why does the force need to be balanced

A handsome man can do no wrong

I've come to terms with the fact I'm a 4/10 at best

>>212865389
I'm originally from India, btw.

>>212865354
>go back to india if you want coochie
They don't get it there either, their gender ratio is too skewed and women don't date or go out because they will be raped to death by a horde of sexless jeets. There's a reason why they are all coomers.

remove the tariffs or no more tranny porn for you

>>212865392
Light and Dark sides were fighting for millennia

>>212865443
huh?

Its not racist to hate jeets

>>212865470
get rid of one side then

The sith want a white ethnostate

>>212865443
Why would you mention tranny porn and not coffee or sugar when you talk about Brazilian export goods?

german humor be like: remove the tariffs or the cost of sugar will go up

>>212865516
Literally tried that and it didn't work, hence someone was prophesied who would bring balance to both sides.

>>212865606
LOL

>>212865443
I thought Brapzil was better known for a smellier type?

>>212865214
Some lives are worth more than others

Lunch

>"hey i have to cancel, big dentist appointment"
that's ok, don't worry about rescheduling until you're feeling better
>2 days later
>no new messages
there is nothing more exhausting than performing the dating circus monkey dance

>>212865754
She already got her holes filled by the dentist.

this is me

>>212865850
ok that was a little funny

this is romantic

How do shItalian Canadians cope?

>churka schizo and a 'pole' schizo at the same time
Why do the bad things always happen to /cum/?

one pain can lessen another

tried to fuck my buddys grandma and now they both hate me

>>212866166
you're such a bad penny

Crazy how any retard can hop on a boat and move to England. A just society would shoot those fuckers dead in the water

Just set some sourdough out to rise gonna have 2 nice loaves in the morning

>>212865850
LOL

i get to go home in 38 minutes. let’s freaking go

I can eat an entire bag if funyuns in one sitting desu

Little bit of venti in my life

almost mixed up with piss jar with my ramen jar

>>212866004
>Hannah Arendt
who happens to be a jew btw

>magacucks now:
OMG who cares if hundreds of kids were abused?? if we release the files then the poor billionaires and jews will be in trouble and we cant do that!

>magakeks if it was karmela or biden blocking the files:
TRUMP WOULD HAVE SAVED US!!
JEWS CONTROL THE WHITE HOUSE!!
DRAIN THE SWAMP!
RACE WAR NOW!!
TRUMP 20xx!!!
DEMONRATS ARE PEDOS!!
MAGA!!!

>>212866209
It's managed decline, every problem could easily be stopped but they make it seem impossible to do even the slightest change plus the courts intervene every time to prevent anything that could solve the problem.

CEO of Jew York

Natives always be holding up our infrastructure projects

If I dyed my hair bleach blonde maybe then I'd turn you on

The cartels head jewess wants to sue ICE because one of her underlings jumped off a building and died lmao. As if mexicans haven’t done more harm to the US than ICE to mexicans

>>212866514
Remember when the Turdeau government repeatedly assured us the Native approval process wasn't a veto? LOL

>>212866551
she should be sued for being a jew :/

>>212866311
Ooh nice. I love sourdough. Sometimes I make 2 loaves a week. I use the discard to make pretzels and stuff

Being jewish should be illegal

>>212866611
I used to make it a lot but stopped when I moved a while back, thankfully I shared part of my started with my mom forever ago and she still has it going to so I was just able to grab a portion of it and start growing it again

>>212866438
vinci vincimus

>>212866597
How about Jewstink Turdhole

>buy an online lottery ticket for 30 dollars
>"please god give me a break"
>won 70 dollars
>put it all back into the lotto
>got back nothing
My greed was my downfall

What happened in the year 1488?

Im drinking coffee

>>212866816
You would be perma-banned from CBC for typing this in the comments

You know how you can tell if it's a male or woman based on how they type? I've also noticed that you can tell whether a male or female made an animation too.

I can deny the holocaust and Canadians can't hahaha

>>212866923
>You would be perma-banned from CBC for
That's an honor I strive for

>>212866835
A council was convened to shut down the Heresy of the Judaizers in the year 1488 in Russia

>>212867074
Incredible how Russia has Jewish oblasts now

>>212867098
Its just the one and no jews actually live there anymore

>>212865944
Make normal posts and we will accept you

me messing my diapie

>>212867098
when did russia discover alaska?

>>212867134
Yeah let's just forget to mention that 20% of the population of Israel is ethnically Russian and that Russia's greatest state hero was a Jew.

>>212867002
It was funny that during the peak of the TDS you could type any sort of vile or insulting thing about Drumpf but even calling Trudeau "Trudy" or "Turdeau" would auto-filter your post there. Like yeah it sure is great the government allows me to insult America but literally NOBODY in my own government, that's free speech alright. (they also blocked the words free speech). CBC is such a joke.

>>212867141
What makes shItalians Browner than Arabs?

Watching white house press briefing just to see what princess karolines outfit looks like today

>>212867228
I've posted this on here before but the 1st pm of Algeria could unironically pass for Italian....

>>212867179
Zelensky and the entire Ukrainian civilian government is jewish

Zelenski had a 30% approval rating before the war

>>212867309
Looks like he's designed to dominate 50% of Hollywood and leave the other 50% to Jews.

still coofing. please help

>>212867363
El Salvador is run by an Arab.
Peru's greatest president was Japanese.
Mexico's president is a Jew
An American citizen was once the president of another country
Etc

>>212867239
She always wears a cross which shows that she is a very good Christian girl.

>>212867309
That guy wasn't the first PM, he wasn't even a PM. As much as I enjoy making fun of Shitalians he doesn't look Italian either.

>>212867430
Just put a fucking sock in it

>>212867412
Can I have your toys when you die?

Put a cock in it

America would be a better place if everyone working in HR was executed

>>212867452
I'll put my sock in your mouth you little slut

Why cant Algerians, morrocans, and Tunisians stop raping white European women?

>>212867179
Some Russians with a little Jewish ancestry went there during the Cold War to escape communism and antisemitism.

>>212867477
okay. there should be a bag full of soft toys and a jar of hot wheels

im 28

Russia is juden frei
Ukraine is a jewish dictatorship

>>212867450
He looks EXTREMELY sicilian

>>212867539
Thanks, anon
I'll light a candle for you

Sir Charles Lindbergh

Our response?

just got so mad i smashed my balls with my fist

>>212867513
>be some 80IQ thirdie
>pay some smuggler $5-10k
>throw your documents into the sea
>get free trip from your ""sinking"" ship to the EU via the coast guard
>upon arrival refuse to cooperate with any sort immigration authorities
>go to whatever country you want
>claim asylum
>get a free apartment, spending money, and many other goodies
>face zero punishment for anything you do
>all the white women you can rape, maybe a 10 year prison sentence if you get caught (serve 2-5 max anyways)
Leftoids think this acceptable but are puzzled why these people don't respect their new countries and the people inside. Like nigga why would respect some bitch ass country that let's you do that?

Just got so mad I smashed redditleafs balls with my fist

TAKE ME BACK TO WHERE IT STARTED ON THE ROOFTOP OF YOUR APARTMENT I TRY TO MEND IT BUT YOU TEAR APART

>>212867586
no. why would you want to remember an evil person?

At the dentist's

Almost all of Israel's leaders are from somewhere in Eastern Europe

>>212867901
why?

One of the people in this video statistically could be your grandma
https://youtu.be/2yhIuW-ilIQ?si=zO-AOiS2Z_6uhSiL

I was pulled out after driving over the speed limit. Once the police officer confronted me, I got out of my car, hijacked the cop car and drove off speeding. I hit a few cars and was eventually stopped and apprehended by police.

They took me to jail and I was bailed out by my grandma. I am currently on bond but on house arrest and I am allowed to use the internet.

I need serious help. I don't know what to do anymore. I am facing a very lengthy sentence. I don't want to go to prison.

>>212867968
McChickens are $3 now!

STOP RAINING HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE AN ENTIRE SEASON OF RAIN IN TWO WEEKS NOW. THUNDERSTORM SO WINDY LAST NIGHT SOME WATER GOT IN TO MY FURNACE FLUE AND MADE A PUDDLE IN MY BASEMENT.

>>212868002
Do you want to have sex?

>>212867925
Get my teeth clean

>>212867968
all wrong except the $5 foot long. and no one wants to eat from slopway

>>212868002
Enjoy getting raped in maximum security

>>212868057
why?

>>212867617
70's and 80's was 40 years ago

it really do be like this

>>212868100
idgi

>>212868100
Done em

>>212868002
look up my boy Smackdown when you go in. He'll take care of you

>>212868002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUhxBQqDbeY

>>212865280
It is grim because this is the fucking shit women make you do in a relationship. Sometimes I wish I wasn't married but I don't wan to die alone

>>212868263
which married anon are you?

>>212868100
And yet they act like they’re so different on god

>>212868293
My wife is a Singapore chink, so I don't know

>>212868100
You can actually cut out that entire part in the left middle and east of Winnipeg until Southern Ontario as well. If it weren't for Calgary and Edmonton we'd barely have anyone living outside that zone.

>>212868002
Are you black?

>>212868100
Quebecker Maritimer Newfoundlander erasure

>>212868397
There's like 6 people there

>>212868263
Women don’t make me do literally anything. Just have healthy boundaries lol

>>212868397
The only relevant part of Qweebek is in that image thoughbeit

i'm the corey feldman of /cum/

>>212868444
What, Gatineau because it’s part of greater Ottawa? Montreal isn’t even in the pic

Dustin with Smarter Every Day has started a series about nuclear power. I really like his videos. Even when he relates the stuff he does to his religion, he does it so as not to alienate people that may not believe as he does which is really cool

Leafs are so gormless

business idea: automated semen dispenser

a woman hired me. that must mean i’m attractive

>>212868480
>Montreal isn’t even in the pic
>Quebecois geography skills
sombre!

>>212868535
Or you are a nonthreatening bitch made pussy

Queefbec

Brittany is slang for coward

finna play project zomboid

>>212868677
Hot. Maybe she's a dommy mommy who will make anons face her chair

>>212868695
>t. brittany

Breton niggas catching strays

I ate chicken nuggets from Publix just letting you know I'm fed and safe

they call me project goonoid

>>212868734
**tickles your tummy**

>>212868734
>safe
Tell that to the cyanide seasoning on your nugs

>>212868432
Atlantic Canada and Quebec combined amount to 11.1 million people

>>212868576
Umm there’s no island sweaty

>>212868781
:)))

Atlantic Canada and New England WILL be United into New Britain

>>212868975
New England is full of medshits, ricans, and jeets though a real damn shame

>>212869010
>jeets
Just like Britain :)

>>212869010
fake news

>>212869088
Real factual news

Gonna OD on caffeine

New England is genuinely the last white region

>>212868941
There's not river at all lol it's still in the yellow part

>>212869164
The upper peninsula of Michigan is pretty white
So are places like Montana and Wyoming and southern Missouri

being really ugly and boring and stupid and unlikable and having no good qualities at all is really affecting my self confidence

>>212868899
Yeah like 11 million of those live in Quebec along the border

>>212864619
NO THEY DO NOT!

>>212869231
do you drink?

>>212869227
Talking about regions as a whole though I’m exaggerating because the Midwest and West (outside of the Southwest) are pretty white though less white

epstein whos that

more like poo england haha little joke there so what are we talking about? indians again?

>>212869269
no i’m a teetotaler

>>212869010
Maybe in MA/CT in the cities, certainly not VT, NH, and ME

>>212869285
Aren't they bringing in tons of somali refugees into maine?

>>212869231
Keep your chin up Jason, maybe go for a walk and get some fresh air.

2000's fashion was peak

>>212869338
i am uglier and probably even more boring than jason

>>212869231
literally me

>>212869352
Peak ugly. 1970s or 80s was real peak

real talk
the only places in America where you can find all white communities is in very small towns of less than 100 people in rural Wisconsin or Iowa

>>212869363
Impossible. This fact alone should give you a slight bump in confidence.

>>212869399
>>212869352
I know more about clothing than you two fags

>>212869301
do you dance?

I lost my wallet two days ago and I feel so naked

>>212869399
>70's
no
>80's
some of it was good

>>212869448
no i’ve got two left feet

>>212869452
post penis

>>212869452
i almost lost my wallet in the movie theater once
luckily we were able to find it

When my fent addict uncle dies, I'm going to buy an expensive bottle of wine.

When my stingy nephew dies, I'm going to buy an expensive batch of fent

>>212869506
haven't seen my uncles since 2018

>>212869506
Why?

im evil

I've got a heart of stone

Indians be like "proudy"

On the toilet

>>212868432
And we don't need any more

why did blacks in the 2000's wear shirts that were way to big for them?

>>212869524
He's a volatile animal with no self control

>>212869566
I've got a denim heart

>>212869610
so they could carry rifles down the back of their pants

>>212869610
To hide guns and shivs

I got superglue on my teeth does this shit come off or do I need to go the d

>>212869610
So you can hide weapons in them

>>212869626
>>212869639
I see

>>212869610
to hide their BBC

ol gluetooth is still at it

>>212869610
Why are zoomers copying this style now?

>>212869595
I binged on plain yogourt and shat a nearly perfectly white shit

>>212869684
They'll use your bussy for that

what ethnicity are you?
I'm half Armenian and half Persian

German, Japanese, and Italian cars are the best
American cars are SHIT

>>212869773
I’m Polish

The funniest part of the prequels is when Anakin admits he genocided those sand people and he's like "I slaughtered them LIKE ANIMALS even the women and children" and Padme is like "Awww Ani :3 come fuck me"

chat I just read the White House is planning to send military troops into my cunt. is this true?

>>212869812
how big is your kielbasa?

>>212869694
Are you upset, Tyrone?

>>212869838
nuthin ever happens

>>212869838
The special military operation into Baja California will last two weeks

>>212869773
Do you wish you were full Armenian?

>>212869910
No not really
the two cultures are very similar

>>212869773
>I'm half Armenian and half Persian
If you have sisters I bet they're pretty af

>>212869849
29 inches

>>212869959
I am an only child

>>212869826
Nooo not the heckin sand people! Dey dindu nuffin!

A Palestinian-American citizen Saif Allah Musallat, was beaten to death by Israeli settlers during their violent assault on Al-Mazra’a Al-Sharqiya, east of Ramallah.

>>212870041
Based, there should be zero Muslims and Jews in the US of A

>>212869838
If we lived in a just society with a strong ruler we would invade, wipe out the cartel, take Baja California, drop off all the Hispanics in our country, and then leave

N

>>212870069
yes there should just be Guatemalan, Mexican, and Honduran based trad Catholics who are here LEGALLY

>>212870069
jews built this country

suck off a stranger

Baja California can be our Liberia for Mexicans in California
We could just send them all them and make California white again

>>212870107
*destroyed*

Personal trainers be like 'Yeah I used to make $500k/year at Oracle and then I got addicted to meth and now I work here"

>>212870111
How about le no
I'm not your mom

>>212870104
Seething Islamo-Jew
White Christians only
>>212870107
They killed it

Baja blast California

>unironically got someone asking to speak to my manager today
wew bros

I've got an audience with my city's mayor
i go tomorrow to present my case

>>212870203
That happens in retail on a regular basis. What really pisses me off is when managers are like "do not do this specific thing under any circumstances" so I don't do it and the customer gets pissed off and asks for the manager and then the manager just does the thing

Karenwaffen wants to speak to ZOG's manager...

>we gonna invade if we weren't a shit country in an ideal world of an alternative universe in s parallel reality where things are completely different we eould have invaded your country and make it the whitest american piece of land in the universe but nothing ever happens so we can only larp because our government is riled by a total dumb fuck who won't do shit
Yeah we know that Cletus

>>212870245
I work in IT, they got butthurt because of our password policy and wanted to be exempt from it

you'll never beat the irish

>>212870265
many Americans live in their own heads and create a false reality for themselves in order to cope with the fact they live in a jewish plutocracy that hates them and wants them dead

>>212870333
You calm down

im gay, sexy and valid

LOL

>>212870375
Nice one fk VPN

>>212870375
fell for it again

I love Trump and Israel!

remember when zooey deschanel did music? she was really cute

>>212870307
Seem to be racing to beat themselves

New
>>212870412
>>212870412
>>212870412

>>212870434
>>212870437
dumbass

>>212870434
>not checking the catalog before making a new
Shameful
Now we have threadsplitting

>>212869826
you posted this in the tennis thread too

>>212870505
>>212870509
Should've been faster

One was made first one was posted first
Shall post in a new when janny deletes one