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>>212853285
Can we be free of brown manlets here?
ben shapiro is right, epsteingate is an antisemitic conspiracy
In 3 years online MAGA niggas are going to reference Coca Cola cane sugar as one of Trumpโs accomplishments when arguing why he deserves another term. Bookmark this.
>>212864324i dont make threads since hiro put the 5 minute wait
you already made a gnome thread you faggot fuck you
>>212864392cut your nails bruh
>>212864388If we think corn syrup is bad and can be replaced by cane sugar for a marked improvement why don't we just ban corn syrup
>>212864393fax no printer
>>212864385did i hurt you mr bitchboy? :(((
awww sowwyy heres a cute picture for you
I'm not sure if I hate MAGAtards or shitlibs more, probably both equally
which phase is your favorite? for me its phase 1 clones
>>212864393>>212864436And Iโll fucking do it again
>>212864444thats not my teddy, you dummy
>>212864454no one likes commies
>>212864444Are you brown?
>>212864022Still havenโt received a formal written apology from the Mexican for being misquoted on this post
Iโm racist towards Latine people now
>>212864535I WANT MY TEDDY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
silly ahh gweilo wit dey chi all fucked up
you're still talking about epstein? he died 6 years ago, let it go
>>212864492Yeah but I didn't say commies
>>212864463stormtroopers will always be my favorite
>>212864468Update your itoddler device too
>>212864490Sorry anon but they do, even to a lesser extent Black and Brown Americans. Viets simply love America (and hate China)
>>212864570silly wybois got they bed facing away from the doorโฆ..
BOY that is NOT good feng shui
>>212864606Eat my doodoo how about that huh buddy
does anyone mind if I jerk off now
>>212864657can you cum on my tummy?
>spilling thy seed upon infertile grounds
Foolish
>>212864594based
>>212864650my favorite phase 2 troopers are the orange ones
I think I just got caught browsing the 'chan
Making green peas. Got some white beans and barley in the fridge, along with some cabbage, broccoli, and peppers
>>212864798imagine the farts
>>212864826I've been eating like that for long enough that my gas isn't bad. Also I soak it for hours. Sugar and fried stuff gives me bad gas
>>212864798this post gave me the yoghurt effect
this thread is so slow and boring i wish brian was here to make things interesting and so i can magic post with him
i love playing with my penis!
>>212865034East Coast niggas on they lunch breaks insteada postin on the 'chan smdh str8 bustas!
>>212865129While watching destiny, redditleaf?
>>212865034Sorry, Brian got astrally raped and murdered by Putin
Momberg got me a kurieg machine
>>212865153>its okay he spearheaded a genocide and killed billions because his backstory was le tragic
He killed millions
To save BILLIONS...
Brianโs buttstory was tragic
>>212865214Women unironically will agree with this IF they guy is attractive enough
Anakin bringing balance to the force should have culminated in Luke starting a new order that was grey instead of light
Instead Luke just starts another light side order and basically ends up back at square one
>>212865250Women will agree with anything if the guy is attractive enough. Almost like the only deciding factor is whether the guy is attractive or not.
>>212865277Disney ruined any chance of a good outcome for the series tbqh
bored of ugly retarded manlet jeet slaves whining about how white women are naturally repulsed by them
go back to india if you want coochie
Hello??? Any girls in this chatroom?
I'm looking for a wife.
why does the force need to be balanced
A handsome man can do no wrong
I've come to terms with the fact I'm a 4/10 at best
>>212865389I'm originally from India, btw.
>>212865354>go back to india if you want coochieThey don't get it there either, their gender ratio is too skewed and women don't date or go out because they will be raped to death by a horde of sexless jeets. There's a reason why they are all coomers.
remove the tariffs or no more tranny porn for you
>>212865392Light and Dark sides were fighting for millennia
Its not racist to hate jeets
>>212865470get rid of one side then
The sith want a white ethnostate
>>212865443Why would you mention tranny porn and not coffee or sugar when you talk about Brazilian export goods?
german humor be like: remove the tariffs or the cost of sugar will go up
>>212865516Literally tried that and it didn't work, hence someone was prophesied who would bring balance to both sides.
>>212865443I thought Brapzil was better known for a smellier type?
>>212865214Some lives are worth more than others
>"hey i have to cancel, big dentist appointment"
that's ok, don't worry about rescheduling until you're feeling better
>2 days later
>no new messages
there is nothing more exhausting than performing the dating circus monkey dance
>>212865754She already got her holes filled by the dentist.
>>212865850ok that was a little funny
How do shItalian Canadians cope?
>churka schizo and a 'pole' schizo at the same time
Why do the bad things always happen to /cum/?
one pain can lessen another
tried to fuck my buddys grandma and now they both hate me
>>212866166you're such a bad penny
Crazy how any retard can hop on a boat and move to England. A just society would shoot those fuckers dead in the water
Just set some sourdough out to rise gonna have 2 nice loaves in the morning
i get to go home in 38 minutes. letโs freaking go
I can eat an entire bag if funyuns in one sitting desu
Little bit of venti in my life
almost mixed up with piss jar with my ramen jar
>>212866004>Hannah Arendtwho happens to be a jew btw
zc
md5: 54769e830e5f170395adee83e75a7729
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>magacucks now:
OMG who cares if hundreds of kids were abused?? if we release the files then the poor billionaires and jews will be in trouble and we cant do that!
>magakeks if it was karmela or biden blocking the files:
TRUMP WOULD HAVE SAVED US!!
JEWS CONTROL THE WHITE HOUSE!!
DRAIN THE SWAMP!
RACE WAR NOW!!
TRUMP 20xx!!!
DEMONRATS ARE PEDOS!!
MAGA!!!
>>212866209It's managed decline, every problem could easily be stopped but they make it seem impossible to do even the slightest change plus the courts intervene every time to prevent anything that could solve the problem.
Natives always be holding up our infrastructure projects
If I dyed my hair bleach blonde maybe then I'd turn you on
The cartels head jewess wants to sue ICE because one of her underlings jumped off a building and died lmao. As if mexicans havenโt done more harm to the US than ICE to mexicans
>>212866514Remember when the Turdeau government repeatedly assured us the Native approval process wasn't a veto? LOL
>>212866551she should be sued for being a jew :/
>>212866311Ooh nice. I love sourdough. Sometimes I make 2 loaves a week. I use the discard to make pretzels and stuff
Being jewish should be illegal
>>212866611I used to make it a lot but stopped when I moved a while back, thankfully I shared part of my started with my mom forever ago and she still has it going to so I was just able to grab a portion of it and start growing it again
>>212866438vinci vincimus
>>212866597How about Jewstink Turdhole
>buy an online lottery ticket for 30 dollars
>"please god give me a break"
>won 70 dollars
>put it all back into the lotto
>got back nothing
My greed was my downfall
What happened in the year 1488?
>>212866816You would be perma-banned from CBC for typing this in the comments
You know how you can tell if it's a male or woman based on how they type? I've also noticed that you can tell whether a male or female made an animation too.
I can deny the holocaust and Canadians can't hahaha
>>212866923>You would be perma-banned from CBC for That's an honor I strive for
>>212866835A council was convened to shut down the Heresy of the Judaizers in the year 1488 in Russia
>>212867074Incredible how Russia has Jewish oblasts now
>>212867098Its just the one and no jews actually live there anymore
>>212865944Make normal posts and we will accept you
>>212867098when did russia discover alaska?
>>212867134Yeah let's just forget to mention that 20% of the population of Israel is ethnically Russian and that Russia's greatest state hero was a Jew.
>>212867002It was funny that during the peak of the TDS you could type any sort of vile or insulting thing about Drumpf but even calling Trudeau "Trudy" or "Turdeau" would auto-filter your post there. Like yeah it sure is great the government allows me to insult America but literally NOBODY in my own government, that's free speech alright. (they also blocked the words free speech). CBC is such a joke.
>>212867141What makes shItalians Browner than Arabs?
Watching white house press briefing just to see what princess karolines outfit looks like today
>>212867228I've posted this on here before but the 1st pm of Algeria could unironically pass for Italian....
>>212867179Zelensky and the entire Ukrainian civilian government is jewish
Zelenski had a 30% approval rating before the war
>>212867309Looks like he's designed to dominate 50% of Hollywood and leave the other 50% to Jews.
still coofing. please help
>>212867363El Salvador is run by an Arab.
Peru's greatest president was Japanese.
Mexico's president is a Jew
An American citizen was once the president of another country
Etc
>>212867239She always wears a cross which shows that she is a very good Christian girl.
>>212867309That guy wasn't the first PM, he wasn't even a PM. As much as I enjoy making fun of Shitalians he doesn't look Italian either.
>>212867430Just put a fucking sock in it
>>212867412Can I have your toys when you die?
America would be a better place if everyone working in HR was executed
>>212867452I'll put my sock in your mouth you little slut
Why cant Algerians, morrocans, and Tunisians stop raping white European women?
>>212867179Some Russians with a little Jewish ancestry went there during the Cold War to escape communism and antisemitism.
>>212867477okay. there should be a bag full of soft toys and a jar of hot wheels
im 28
Russia is juden frei
Ukraine is a jewish dictatorship
>>212867450He looks EXTREMELY sicilian
>>212867539Thanks, anon
I'll light a candle for you
just got so mad i smashed my balls with my fist
>>212867513>be some 80IQ thirdie>pay some smuggler $5-10k>throw your documents into the sea>get free trip from your ""sinking"" ship to the EU via the coast guard>upon arrival refuse to cooperate with any sort immigration authorities>go to whatever country you want>claim asylum>get a free apartment, spending money, and many other goodies>face zero punishment for anything you do>all the white women you can rape, maybe a 10 year prison sentence if you get caught (serve 2-5 max anyways)Leftoids think this acceptable but are puzzled why these people don't respect their new countries and the people inside. Like nigga why would respect some bitch ass country that let's you do that?
Just got so mad I smashed redditleafs balls with my fist
TAKE ME BACK TO WHERE IT STARTED ON THE ROOFTOP OF YOUR APARTMENT I TRY TO MEND IT BUT YOU TEAR APART
>>212867586no. why would you want to remember an evil person?
Almost all of Israel's leaders are from somewhere in Eastern Europe
>when I was lin kuei grandmaster I would have never allowed a woman to hold court with me-Noob Saibot
>Americans have 24 hour Walmart, $1 McChickens, $5 foot longs, $20 full tanks. 99 cent stores and still whining about living costs
One of the people in this video statistically could be your grandma
https://youtu.be/2yhIuW-ilIQ?si=zO-AOiS2Z_6uhSiL
I was pulled out after driving over the speed limit. Once the police officer confronted me, I got out of my car, hijacked the cop car and drove off speeding. I hit a few cars and was eventually stopped and apprehended by police.
They took me to jail and I was bailed out by my grandma. I am currently on bond but on house arrest and I am allowed to use the internet.
I need serious help. I don't know what to do anymore. I am facing a very lengthy sentence. I don't want to go to prison.
>>212867968McChickens are $3 now!
STOP RAINING HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE AN ENTIRE SEASON OF RAIN IN TWO WEEKS NOW. THUNDERSTORM SO WINDY LAST NIGHT SOME WATER GOT IN TO MY FURNACE FLUE AND MADE A PUDDLE IN MY BASEMENT.
>>212868002Do you want to have sex?
>>212867925Get my teeth clean
>>212867968all wrong except the $5 foot long. and no one wants to eat from slopway
>>212868002Enjoy getting raped in maximum security
>>21286761770's and 80's was 40 years ago
it really do be like this
>>212868002look up my boy Smackdown when you go in. He'll take care of you
>>212868002https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUhxBQqDbeY
>>212865280It is grim because this is the fucking shit women make you do in a relationship. Sometimes I wish I wasn't married but I don't wan to die alone
>>212868263which married anon are you?
>>212868100And yet they act like theyโre so different on god
>>212868293My wife is a Singapore chink, so I don't know
>>212868100You can actually cut out that entire part in the left middle and east of Winnipeg until Southern Ontario as well. If it weren't for Calgary and Edmonton we'd barely have anyone living outside that zone.
>>212868002Are you black?
>>212868100Quebecker Maritimer Newfoundlander erasure
>>212868397There's like 6 people there
>>212868263Women donโt make me do literally anything. Just have healthy boundaries lol
>>212868397The only relevant part of Qweebek is in that image thoughbeit
i'm the corey feldman of /cum/
>>212868444What, Gatineau because itโs part of greater Ottawa? Montreal isnโt even in the pic
Dustin with Smarter Every Day has started a series about nuclear power. I really like his videos. Even when he relates the stuff he does to his religion, he does it so as not to alienate people that may not believe as he does which is really cool
business idea: automated semen dispenser
a woman hired me. that must mean iโm attractive
>>212868480>Montreal isnโt even in the pic>Quebecois geography skillssombre!
>>212868535Or you are a nonthreatening bitch made pussy
Brittany is slang for coward
finna play project zomboid
>>212868677Hot. Maybe she's a dommy mommy who will make anons face her chair
Breton niggas catching strays
I ate chicken nuggets from Publix just letting you know I'm fed and safe
they call me project goonoid
>>212868734**tickles your tummy**
>>212868734>safeTell that to the cyanide seasoning on your nugs
>>212868432Atlantic Canada and Quebec combined amount to 11.1 million people
>>212868576Umm thereโs no island sweaty
Atlantic Canada and New England WILL be United into New Britain
>>212868975New England is full of medshits, ricans, and jeets though a real damn shame
>>212869010>jeetsJust like Britain :)
>>212869088Real factual news
New England is genuinely the last white region
>>212868941There's not river at all lol it's still in the yellow part
>>212869164The upper peninsula of Michigan is pretty white
So are places like Montana and Wyoming and southern Missouri
being really ugly and boring and stupid and unlikable and having no good qualities at all is really affecting my self confidence
>>212868899Yeah like 11 million of those live in Quebec along the border
>>212864619NO THEY DO NOT!
>>212869227Talking about regions as a whole though Iโm exaggerating because the Midwest and West (outside of the Southwest) are pretty white though less white
more like poo england haha little joke there so what are we talking about? indians again?
>>212869269no iโm a teetotaler
>>212869010Maybe in MA/CT in the cities, certainly not VT, NH, and ME
>>212869285Aren't they bringing in tons of somali refugees into maine?
>>212869231Keep your chin up Jason, maybe go for a walk and get some fresh air.
>>212869338i am uglier and probably even more boring than jason
>>212869352Peak ugly. 1970s or 80s was real peak
real talk
the only places in America where you can find all white communities is in very small towns of less than 100 people in rural Wisconsin or Iowa
>>212869363Impossible. This fact alone should give you a slight bump in confidence.
>>212869399>>212869352I know more about clothing than you two fags
I lost my wallet two days ago and I feel so naked
>>212869399>70'sno
>80'ssome of it was good
>>212869448no iโve got two left feet
>>212869452i almost lost my wallet in the movie theater once
luckily we were able to find it
When my fent addict uncle dies, I'm going to buy an expensive bottle of wine.
When my stingy nephew dies, I'm going to buy an expensive batch of fent
>>212869506haven't seen my uncles since 2018
I've got a heart of stone
>>212868432And we don't need any more
why did blacks in the 2000's wear shirts that were way to big for them?
>>212869524He's a volatile animal with no self control
>>212869566I've got a denim heart
>>212869610so they could carry rifles down the back of their pants
>>212869610To hide guns and shivs
I got superglue on my teeth does this shit come off or do I need to go the d
>>212869610So you can hide weapons in them
>>212869610to hide their BBC
ol gluetooth is still at it
>>212869610Why are zoomers copying this style now?
>>212869595I binged on plain yogourt and shat a nearly perfectly white shit
>>212869684They'll use your bussy for that
what ethnicity are you?
I'm half Armenian and half Persian
German, Japanese, and Italian cars are the best
American cars are SHIT
The funniest part of the prequels is when Anakin admits he genocided those sand people and he's like "I slaughtered them LIKE ANIMALS even the women and children" and Padme is like "Awww Ani :3 come fuck me"
chat I just read the White House is planning to send military troops into my cunt. is this true?
>>212869812how big is your kielbasa?
>>212869694Are you upset, Tyrone?
>>212869838nuthin ever happens
>>212869838The special military operation into Baja California will last two weeks
>>212869773Do you wish you were full Armenian?
>>212869910No not really
the two cultures are very similar
>>212869773>I'm half Armenian and half PersianIf you have sisters I bet they're pretty af
>>212869959I am an only child
>>212869826Nooo not the heckin sand people! Dey dindu nuffin!
A Palestinian-American citizen Saif Allah Musallat, was beaten to death by Israeli settlers during their violent assault on Al-Mazraโa Al-Sharqiya, east of Ramallah.
>>212870041Based, there should be zero Muslims and Jews in the US of A
>>212869838If we lived in a just society with a strong ruler we would invade, wipe out the cartel, take Baja California, drop off all the Hispanics in our country, and then leave
>>212870069yes there should just be Guatemalan, Mexican, and Honduran based trad Catholics who are here LEGALLY
>>212870069jews built this country
Baja California can be our Liberia for Mexicans in California
We could just send them all them and make California white again
Personal trainers be like 'Yeah I used to make $500k/year at Oracle and then I got addicted to meth and now I work here"
>>212870111How about le no
I'm not your mom
>>212870104Seething Islamo-Jew
White Christians only
>>212870107They killed it
>unironically got someone asking to speak to my manager today
wew bros
I've got an audience with my city's mayor
i go tomorrow to present my case
>>212870203That happens in retail on a regular basis. What really pisses me off is when managers are like "do not do this specific thing under any circumstances" so I don't do it and the customer gets pissed off and asks for the manager and then the manager just does the thing
Karenwaffen wants to speak to ZOG's manager...
>we gonna invade if we weren't a shit country in an ideal world of an alternative universe in s parallel reality where things are completely different we eould have invaded your country and make it the whitest american piece of land in the universe but nothing ever happens so we can only larp because our government is riled by a total dumb fuck who won't do shit
Yeah we know that Cletus
>>212870245I work in IT, they got butthurt because of our password policy and wanted to be exempt from it
you'll never beat the irish
>>212870265many Americans live in their own heads and create a false reality for themselves in order to cope with the fact they live in a jewish plutocracy that hates them and wants them dead
>>212870375Nice one fk VPN
>>212870375fell for it again
remember when zooey deschanel did music? she was really cute
>>212870307Seem to be racing to beat themselves
>>212870434>not checking the catalog before making a newShameful
Now we have threadsplitting
>>212869826you posted this in the tennis thread too
One was made first one was posted first
Shall post in a new when janny deletes one