Thread 212871284

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

catberg ummy

20 years today since the start of the great recession
mad that

>>212871284 (OP)
I'm actually going to get real cans of beer to drink.

When I get back, you better have posted proof that you actually have ever drank one single beer in your entire life, Canslad.

Tried asking ChatGPT about feminist theory and it became extremely transphobic :/

>>212869823

https://www.simplypleasure.com/products/signature-cocks-transgirls-natalie-mars-ultraskyn-cock-with-penetrable-ass-pink-4-5-inch

>>212871317
ummy

>>212871334
>I'm actually going to get real cans of beer to drink.
post proof

why is the british govermetn obessed with importing as many foreigners into britain as possible?

the prospective gaff

attempting to heal the bones with gin and tonics tonight

>>212871327
What the actual sober fuck is wrong with you, lad?

>>212871368
the line must go up

can one of you blokes get me a date with Lauren Alexis?

when i was younger we all used to say allow that
allow that bruv safe yeah

>>212871379
that'll be 70% of your salary plus tip

>>212871282
their lives will be over, metaphorically and then literally

>>212871368
the british government serves the interest of their donors and supporters, who tend to be big businesses (who want low wages), the landed elite (who want high property values), and the pension class (who just want to spite the young for some bizarre reason)

swan numbers are dropping because migrants keep eating them

>>212871400
but it's not going up

>>212871282
If the brief /bant/ migration and 4chan outage proved anything, its that they will severely struggle without this general.

Sure they can post elsewhere, on /cum/ or something - but you have to remember these are 2 heavily autistic individuals, who are very habit driven, and so it will not be easy (if possible at all) to take their posting elsewhere.

>>212871423
um um um

laddingtons

>>212871400
but the line doesn't even go up.

>>212871423
ummy

>>212871317
cute cat

the weak should fear the strong

>>212871424
are all of their donors public?

>>212871368
all nonces blackmailed by mossad init

question is why is ISRAEL obsessed with flooding everyone with foreigners?

hate how when you're growing out your hair it looks absolutely fucking awful ages before it begins to look even vaguely decent
got a buzz cut last December and I would say I'm still a good 6 months away from not looking like a fucking mong again

>>212871317
ummies

>>212871452
>>212871459
leftypol assures me a few extra million 3rd worlders imported and going straight on benefits will solve the problem x

The Jewish Army Radio announced the death of the "Shakib" and "Ankib" brothers, 2 IDF soldiers who were killed after they were set on fire inside their Merkava tank that was targeted east of Rafah this morning.

get the biomass on the dole right fucking now

>>212871490
how large is ur willy?

>>212871284 (OP)
Did you know this girls got pregnant by a Caribbean guy?

>>212871425
mental that everyone in the trenches with him thought he was an complete sperg. how did he turn it around

>>212871490
How are you feeling about 4chan being banned?

heard you want your country back rorkey boy

Just watched Winter Light. Beautiful, haunting film.

>>212871512
>this girls

mad how that freak asmongold gets to bang this

>>212871540
heard you have never made a good post

>>212871328
>20 years today since the start of the great recession
mad that

Your hairline?

>>212871502
they were probably smoking weed in the tank

>>212871511
u a battyman
>>212871527
don't think it will get banned

>>212871514
Hitler was a prophet. It's that simple.

He was sent by providence to achieve the rebirth of Germany and be the first man to really restore Aryan values.

If the White race exists in 2125, I have absolutely he will be seen the same way Islam sees Muhammad.

im very ill

>>212871557
screminge

>>212871547
Asmong is a neonazi who eats cockroaches and keeps dead rats in his room for years

>>212871547
thought it was mizkif banging her

deport deport deport

just got called a nasty little boy on ceefax lasd

>>212871551
can only rent to residents, is that it?

See a lot of middle-aged women with the eggman physique these days

>>212871568
If it does get banned, what will you do? Seeing as this place has been your life for over a year

>>212871555
he is a smelly brown thirdie, he can't comprehend it

>>212871588
Yes I agree, the Brits simply MUST be deported from Ireland
400 years and they still haven't integrated into Irish culture

the weight loss journey

just remembered the anime a girl called asmongold 'has gone bald' kek

are lasses getting bodied

>>212871613
there are ways around the ban

When was the last time you cried Brit? For me it was probably when the Spice Girls split up

>>212871550
>>212871609
how do I get myself a bri'ish rose like this?

>>212871575
i'm very tired

Might take up watching the football as a hobby

>>212871641
ozempic is genocide for chubby chasers

>>212871568
>don't think it will get banned
lol he's in denial
wouldn't have anywhere to talk about his favourite topic (black men) when it does

>>212871656
last year right around this time

>>212871656
about an hour ago when I saw a webm of a kitten and puppy being friends

>>212871587
at this point i don't even know desu. i know she managed to cock carousel her way into success

>>212871604
no, it means they have to pass a health and safety inspection before being allowed to rent a unit out, but having to provide living conditions better than an indian slum is apparently 1984

>>212871609
munter

we MUST petition Hiro to remake 4channel

>>212871582
And yet he gets more tail than you

>>212871652
But a lot of posters won't bother, meaning /brit/ will be a lot quieter
Just you and a handful of desperate freaks shouting into the void forever

>>212871656
let one out around every couple of months

brampton walsh

Scranning dog eggs

>>212871693
>they have to pass a health and safety inspection before being allowed to rent a unit out
mad that it wasn't the case already
every single of these bastards protesting are slumlords

>>212871634
ANGLOS OUT WOGS IN amirite brother?

>>212871656
about a month ago I think

>>212871698
you are one to talk, you spam munters all day every day

>>212871737
It'll be shite like Fulham vs wolves

still can't get spellcheck to work on firefox

>>212871656
prefer not to say

my fucking god bros.

rorke lying on stomach with feet up on bed writing in his fluffy hello kitty diary like a schoolgril

>>212871830
LMFAO

This subhuman can’t explain why white women in England keep breeding with Caribbean blacks.

Spaino done a number on this place

MLB umpire

>>212871829
here we go

>>212871823
this one works for me

The SS was the perfect embodiment of the Aryan spirit.

Ruthless, cruel, aesthetic, contemptuous aristocratic mindset, pan-European outlook, relentless, determined, completely uninterested in wealth or luxury, brutal blonde warriors.

Men made of the same stuff as Romans, Spartans and Vikings.

>>212871829
absolutely anything but a useful tax policy from this cunt

>>212871829
If there is anything that every British man must be learning how to do right now, it is tax avoidance to the maximum extent legally possible.

I implore you all to go look up such strategies.

can't stand ecelebs just fuck them all off

>>212871829
can't wait for our forced collectivisation. you will give up your life savings because afghans need it

>>212871879
charli SEX cx

>>212871829
literally fuck off fuck off fuck off

>>212871877
what happened to the SS
what happened to the Romans
what happened to the Spartans
what happened to the Vikings

>>212871877
I stubbed my toe today and cried for ten minutes and then made myself another frozen pizza to calm myself down even though I already ate one

>>212871852
Flag checks out

Sam Hyde got rekt by some boomer comedian kek

>>212871829
no one voted for this

>>212871869
having a chuckle at a brit shouting "you're out of there!" in their silly accent

>>212871879
mental how fit they are

>>212871935
cry

why doesn't someone shoot and kill sir keir with a gun in real life when he's in public in real life with a real gun though

>>212871829
>tax raid on savers
how can you tax money that was already taxed?

I have a phobia that someone's always there

>>212871935
you didn't vote for the cronem to take your mama either, but it happened

>>212871931
Can you explain it? Or are you going to keep deflecting

>>212871934
what happened

>>212871935
It's time. Send in Sir James Cleverly to knock some common sense into them.

>>212871958
in minecraft

sir kier is just a lame duck at this point

>>212871934
rekt as in killed?

Reporting a post to the police

Tax raid on se havers

>>212871935
Why did you watch your mum shagging some bloke? Bit weird mate even for your standards

Might go get some Chinese takeaway.
Want anything?

>>212871934
for me, it's
>there's gorilla in this room or what
out of nowhere

>>212871958
one of us lot should do it

>>212871927
>what happened to the SS
Defeated by the unholy alliance of plutocratic capitalism and bolshevism leading to Europe's current malaise (lesson to be learned there).
>what happened to the Romans
Ruled Europe for centuries before falling to Christianity (lesson to be learned there).
>what happened to the Spartans
Went under due to their non-white slave class (lesson to be learned there).
>what happened to the Vikings
Ruled western Europe for a long time before falling to Christianity.

>>212871992
well you can't just bring in some /brit/ NEET on minimum wage to sort it out can you? need to bring in someone who will fix it so got to pay the big money

>>212872025
desperate

>>212872015
what about a lovely chubby yank?

>>212872034
want you to jump off a bridge

>>212872046
i could fix it

>>212872053
lovely wallpaper

>>212872034
One Chinese girlfriend please

>>212871983
this

>>212872053
little pig trotters, oink oink little piggy

>>212871829
does that include pensions?

>>212872075
um um UM

Hello there

>>212872083
he dont know u lil bro

>>212872053
i'd paper her walls

can feel the gin knitting the bones together. this might be the one.

>>212872075
ummvile

>>212872094
are you mad?

>>212872050
what?

rum dog

the hot dog

and the latest about sir keir starmer?

How many wanks do you estimate you've done in your lifetime.

I estimate 7000 wanks at age 34

I get so many weird replies here that make no fucking sense

>>212872121
size of that head lol

>>212872162
still knighted, just like saville

>>212872162
just shut up man

>>212872162
hearing he's pro-cheadle

>>212872066
how

not only are israel allowed in eurovision they’re also participating in a european horse jumping competition
how did the jews do it

too fat!

>>212872110
well which one is it

'nesses getting absolutely humped

sam hyde dropped £50

>>212872200
Emotional blackmail

>>212872197
just take on more debt and have the government bail me out

whys it always black willies with you people

>>212872166
probably 300 a year for 17 years

GCHQ is obviously going after that post, but it is worth asking, after accepting the fact that the authorities are illegitimate, and that justice has been extinguished, what possible path there is forward other than taking justice into one's own hands?

Such is the duty of men. And if you do not support it, you could at least not act the crab in the bucket by signalling against those who would, and doing precisely the regime's work for them.

find it utterly impossible to maintain a healthy life style and be in full time employment simultaneously
got down to a lean 65kg when I was unemployed. two months after starting this new job and I've ballooned to 70kg and go to the gym 2 times a week down from 4.

>>212872200
Christian slave morality!

>>212872206
jury's still out. got a scan at the hozzer on tuesday so we'll know more then.

>>212872204
Why'd you have to post this when I'm about to tuck into my chocolate biscuits

>>212872240
you're only 17? get him janny

fit

>>212872223
the ol’ holocaust strangle is it

>>212872171
you just leave that to me

>>212872252
The morality that conquered the world.

I wonder if I was always a bit bent, or whether excessive years on 4chan made me that way with all the femboy / tranny / sissy shit

that's how rich bill gate is

Comrades shot down by red front and reaction

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

Australian singer Kylie Minogue (L) laughs as British televison dancer Louis Spence jokes upon their arrival at the UK premiere of "Sex and the City 2" in Leicester Square (2010)

>>212872314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYVBZfjNrE

looking at pictures of me when I was 18 and coming to realise I've fully experienced a brutal twink death

>>212872244
vigilantism is not justice

>>212872247
you need to find at most 6 hours per week to be at the gym 4 times and get some effective weights and cardio in you lazy shitbag. bet you spend longer than that sitting on your arse posting shite here.

>>212872314
>>212872341
bruhhh

grow up

>>212872293
Yes, as it mobilises the slaves and means a life of weakness and passivity rather than the aristocratic master mentality of Hellenic Greece and Republican Rome.
Christianity is easy since it promises a paradise to all.

>>212872236
For the most part it is a single Belgian and his disabled freak pal, but let us not pretend the rest of the board, nay, SITE isnit exactly the same.

>>212871671
not even chubby chasers. even normal, healthy girls are doing this shit to become unhealthily skinny

>>212872295
here’s a gay test
>do you want to stick your knob in a hairy arsehole
>do you want a knob inside your hairy arsehole
if yes to either you’re bent

>>212872200
>they’re also participating in a european horse jumping competition

7000 wanks is over 100 liters of jizz corr

>>212872268
actually mental the news will really have on 16 year olds talking about politics in the next election

the scots already tried it 10 years ago and it didn't work for them

but ponies are being posted again for the first time in a decade so maybe what's old is new is back in style

this how i'd treat rorke irl

>>212872366
>shaves asshole
what now

>>212872347
False, reductive and ultimately stupid statement. Go back to /cum/.

>>212872355
grow up

>>212872336
2010 was 25 years ago. mad

>>212872268
it should be raised, not lowered
bizzaro world

>>212872390
not an argument

>>212872366
I’d stick my knob in a girl’s hairy arsehole. Is that gay?

Sir Jack Black

>>212872385
well obviously it’s not bent anymore is it

there'll be some tidy things at the polling stations next election

rorke's missus beating the shit out of him at half time

>>212872411
why should it be raised

>>212872336
he was SO gay

>>212872359
>as it mobilises the slaves and means a life of weakness and passivity
How can this mentality result in world conquest?

>>212872411
It should be raised at one end and lowered on the other

Voting window 25-55

>>212872419
getting dangerously close to it

did you know that if bill gate will pick up a 50 pound note he

Not gay
Just like the idea of shoving a can up a woman's arse

https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ6R5one
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ6R5one
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ6R5one

VOTE!

>>212872414
I accept your concession.

Guess what book turns 100 years old tomorrow.

>dark at 9
summer's over

it's over

>>212872470
yhe binbbe

>>212872411
any action which wrestles at least some of the control away from boomers/pensioners and shifts the centre of gravity of politic interest slightly towards the younger end of the spectrum is based in my books

>>212872470
mein kampf?

Lads, The Lionesses are getting thrashed. A dark, dark day for English football.

>>212872497
blonde woman kicked the ball did she

>>212872472
Right, well that’s a lad’s willy now isn’t it

>>212872487
>>dark at 9
for you southerners maybe

>>212872443
people have 0 real world experience at age 18

>>212872487
It's not dark, lying cunt

>>212872512
>be the Irish Rugby squad Lass edition
>sing a common song
>this makes us look bad

wankers

>Trump diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency
vaxxed?

>>212872504
Based on what?

Oh yes sir
Rorke can boogie
But he needs a certain song

>>212872528
what is "real world experience"

>>212872528
16 year olds pay income tax. therefore they deserve political representation. you, of all people, should be able to understand this concept.

It feels like /brit/ is smaller than it's ever been
there was so much excitement in the early days

>>212872449
Christians wanted to proselytise the natives of the lands Europeans conquered.

Economic colonialism did nothing to advance Europe.

>>212872570
on his books

>>212872497
howling didnt even know it was on

>>212872591
He said in his books, Ivan

>>212872570
based on... um... based... b-based on... *turns around and sprints out of the thread*

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K0iiqvSjg0s

Fuck off.

>>212872587
>Economic colonialism did nothing to advance Europe.
You're Jewish

>>212872551
but i thought he's a 6'4 215lbs elite golfer. how could this happen

>>212872551
>Trump reveals he got COVID-19 booster shot; crowd boos him
- AP News

>>212872506
Yes.

>>212872472
cockmogs me!

>train between london and berlin
they'll just use it to send us more foreigns

>>212872580
>you, of all people, should be able to understand this concept.
yanks genuinely aren't capable of connecting two discrete thoughts in their heads

>>212872632
jews were heavily involved in colonialism

>>212872653
Imagine how many will be hit by it while walking on the tracks lol

>>212872663
im sorry is someone speaking?

>>212872632
On the contrary.

If I had it my way, eastern and southern Africa would be as White as pre-1945 Britain.

>>212872675
corr

>>212872685
no that’s the voice in your head when you read something

getting pegged by left while right chokes me with her thighs

>>212872688
Well only Christian Europe managed to achieve empires that could achieve such things.

>>212872728
bit gay

organic wine in the 'sco order but I will not be accepting substitutions as last time they sent me a replacement that was not organic

why do we come to 4chan instead of instagram or tiktok? what is our psychology?

>>212872570
Based on the fact that boomers are bankrupting the country with their triple lock pensions.
They clog up the NHS
They drain council's budgets with their increased social needs
They clog up roads.
Tbh, every pensioner should just be fucking gassed. We'd have fixed a lot of our problems if we'd let coronavirus wipe the lot of them out

>>212872728
hae /brit/ trauma where i assume that every bird posted is a lad

>>212872767
i'm on instagram and tiktok all the time x

>>212872767
I like being anonymous

>>212872767
I'm too ugly for those

>>212872728
Ever thought of just talking to an actual woman mate?

>>212872575
not living with your parents, working a real job, etc
>>212872580
by this logic non-citizens should be allowed to vote

>>212872767
what do you even do on instagram and tiktok?

>>212872755
find his videos of crackheads and protests entertaining but cannot imagine listening to his boring opinions for an hour

>>212872767
summink to do innit

>>212872767
easier for me to have sex with zoomers from this site than those sites

>>212872767
Unironically writing a book about this

>>212872767
i'm not a faggot zoomer or woman

>>212872824
same as what you do here

>>212872767
i know for a fact that you all read my posts

>>212872848
cool story quentin

>>212872767
i was on 4chan before they existed

>>212871683
i want to fuck leon (old leon, not young) in the ass

>>212872867
Is that you calling me heatherfreak? Afraid I don't even understand what the connection there would be, DTFIC

>>212872767
I came here for intellectual conversations with like-minded people. tiktok is brainrot

>>212872767
I can't talk there
I can't be saying ahh and unalive like the zoomers do

>>212872856
engage in thought provoking philosophical, religious, social and economic discussions?

>>212872767
Instagram needs a phone number
Tiktok is like 30 second of videos

Neither would allow me to talk about the cans as much as I want

>>212872728
Can't really get pegged by an ugly bloke in a frock

>wound almost fully healed
>gets incredibly itchy
what did jews mean by this?

>>212872767
to see mens gay penises posted

>>212872763
Romans did it long before. Same with Alexander.

>>212872953
>>212872953
>>212872953

>>212872728
I've tried to watch tranny porn but I just can't. Always end up disgusted or like I'm watching a trainwreck

>>212872966
early TWAT

>>212872634
diet coke

>>212872943
They could not manage the level of conquest and sophistication that Christian Europe achieved for centuries.

Christian Europe. Christian Conquests.

>>212872934
the root of all suffering is desire

>>212872980
Yes, you are an early twat, aren't you

>>212873015
doesn't make SENSE mong

>>212872894
don't worry about it

>>212873066
No I'm genuinely curious now

>>212872963
she still tryna get Ye's cash lmao