Thread 212874613

priti edition

>>212874613 (OP)
Imagine plapping her massive brown arse cheeks as she braps last nights lamb bhuna all over your BWC.

Timmy's crush is a middle-aged Indian goblin omds

well. here we are then.

dtfic meltdown incoming

a cuddle with Jack

no peters

Fellow englishmen don't you feel we've had enough chances to redeem ourselves, and failed so many times that maybe we ought to just give the country to america for a few centuries

priti fatel corr

Music blaring at the migrant hotel

>>212874613 (OP)
DAMN

looool cansnonce having a melty in the old

NO PINKIES

he's so mindraped lmao

Why are brown women like this?

(8) melty melty in the house tonight (8)

Those penalties loooool

>>212876636
are we winning

>>212876636
England won

>>212876601
Sadiq Khan
looks
Like

Mr. Bean !!

>>212876632
I won.
You just exposed that you're the German and posting under several UK flags.
Things will never be the same.

imagine if the Lionesses celebrated by taking their tops off like the men do haha

>>212876718
:D

This thread is clearly better than the other one

>>212876636
and they want equal pay

>>212876601
Because they have an inferiority complex (and rightly so)

>>212876772
Obviously

If /Brit/ posters had any dignity or self respect they'd never use a JF new let alone one like that

>>212876811
>/Brit/
why are you like this?

This BBC was born in 1971, she was born in 2007

The girls did it
I truly thought it was over
happy for them

>>212876830
Like what?

It's proper grammar

>>212876811
>>212876830
>talking to yourself
such a sad sack of shit

female sports are no different to the special olympics

>>212876832
Why do the two niggas kissing bother you so much?

You send kisses to Ziedbelg all the time when you're pretending to be black

I don't get it :/

>>212876636
I can't believe they sent their keeper
but the quality overall was poor all around
those girls were dead by the end of two hours

>>talking to yourself
>such a sad sack of shit

imagine the smell at the bottom

wish I had an arse to sniff

Fucking hate having a small dick

>they dont know about soulblade
https://youtu.be/tUKRcWAXMZg

>>212878542
What size?

wait why did janny only delete two of the pinkies

>>212878537
>>212878542
we're already on 50 replies, we can skip the introductory posts

>>212878557
only 21cm

>>212877174
open tuna can left out all day in the sun

Wait are you guys actually getting banned from 4channel today?

mine is 17cm and girls have told me I'm small

>>212876601
honky dick crazy

>>212878602
you are that's tiny mate

>>212878557
5 inch pencil dick

>>212878602
This is unsettling

kek you can see he knows he's fucked

>>212878569
protip the posters delete them to feign fursecution

>>212878602
mines is exactly that
13cm girth
pls dont joke x

might go for a walk round the park

>>212878592
Probably at 6-7 am, latest 10pm

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752109044114548.webm
Rah mad that innit

>>212878605
yeah I know
>>212878624
they always tell me how their previous partner was 8 inches and that average for them is 7 inches

>>212878592
no it's tomorrow

trooncels and nigcels have the be the bleakest little freaks on the planet. why don't they date each other then?

>>212878649
that's the norm these days, welcome to the BNWO

>>212878625
CRYING

got the 'irates of the 'aribbean on

>>212878694
carribean men on they small boats yeah?

crush him

all im saying is, i rarely see a good post from a yank

>>212878694
>childirates of the pornaribbean
ofcom, this one

>>212878628
she looks older than him

it's weird that in almost every major civil war the northern side won
>american civil war
>russian civil war
>spanish civil war
>vietnamese civil war
>korean civil war (us and un had to interfere because the north almost won)
the only exception I can think of is the english civil war

>>212878628
LMAO HE PUT OUT A STATEMENT

>>212878723
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/good%20yank%20post/country/gb/
educate yourself

>>212878628
Mental how he’s the ceo of a billion dollar company I’ve never once heard of in my life and it’s worth a BILLION DOLLARS how is that even possible

PENG TING

>>212878736
these people need to be whipped in the streets

>Searching for posts that contain ‘good yank post’ and in ‘gb’ and posts after 2025-01-01. 27 results found.
fucking hell
fewer than 1 per week

>>212878736
OLDs and fake you fucking mong

Are you part of the 4.7%? Otherwise known as the thinking men

>>212878746
world is a big place

>>212878736
Boring pr/publicist statement

>>212878770
when housewives were the norm we used to have 50% unemployment and the economy was fine

>>212878733
The roundheads were norf and the cavaliers were souf even if the jacobites were technically in the north bc of scotland

Need Emma Watson’s poo on my knob and in my gob pronto.

>>212878770
v much so

>>212878770
No, I'm part of what one calls the paypig men

>>212878806
Thoughts on her latest automobile scandal and refusal to apologize for it?

>>212878806
i'l be honest mate, 2 or 3 more years of posting this and she might just do it

>>212878783
Not that big

>>212874613 (OP)
would happily scran her shite

might have sex with one

Paradropping into Epping asap

>>212878770
I don’t claim any benefits and never will so I don’t think I count as unemployed technically

>>212878811
Thank you for your service

>>212878824
Here:
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212841598/#212841836

>>212878839
me in the aquarium gift shop playing with those fleshlight looking toys

>Google something
>autocomplete results come up
>... "in hindi"
And there's many more yet to come online

Why am I seeing Epping mentioned

l'm drunk but l just want weed

ah great was just thinking of priti patel sitting on my face and all sorts, got a lob on now but dont want to wank on my clean bed sheets

can someone please kill me

>>212878908
havent got an epping clue m8

>>212878899
If that isn't proof of white genocide, I don't know what is.

>>212878908
Party at Epping country club

People NOT on the Epstein list:

- Drag Queens

- Undocumented Migrants

- Trans People

>>212878736
you can tell his wife has no intention of leaving him

>>212878964
yea, they're just on public sex offender lists

>>212878949
Rorke lives rent free in your head

>>212878770
I genuinely don't see a problem with this

The half asian sons of Rorke shall inherit the earth

>>212878989
Haha, totally dude!

>>212879003
How so

>>212878736
KWAB

>>212878770
Ours is 6.9% lmao

Cant even view NSFW subreddits without ID now, wtf

dont want to get a VPN either because they're all horrifically slow and having my traffic connected to someone whos probably viewing cheese pizza at the same time isnt a good idea

biggest mistake this country ever made

>>212879015
Response confirms

>>212879024
Doesn't read remotely like anything he writes

>>212879024
very obviously fake news

>>212879029
old. trick still works
log out first

Imperialism is the answer

>>212879030
Absolutely, this and letting hordes of immigrants in, although the latter wasn't a mistake, it was a deliberate plan by the jews to replace the white people.

>>212879024
Sounds EXACTLY like something he'd do

>>212879024
trump campaigned on a conspiracy theory and its now backfired the one time he's being honest kek
dug his own mess and now democrats piling on with his own fan base

>>212879024
don't know what to make of this

l'm going out to do something foolish

christian africa will save europe from itself

>>212879075
Yep.

>>212878992
>bloodthirsty general who loves war and death
>named kill gore
hack writing

>>212879074
>>212879107
*

>>212879105
nothing foolish about getting a mcdonalds drivethrough at 1 in the morning mate x

>>212879011
Rorke having hapa sons
Leftypol adopting his gf's half black sons

>>212879137
just get a wog to deliver it to yer front door
they don't have emotions so it won't bother them

>>212879137
Mcdicks is horrible now though may as well just get something better delivered

>>212879119
Who writes this shit

Rorke wins

>Two British nationals who died while on holiday in Portugal have been named locally.
>Mo Liasu, 27, and King Edonmi, 29, were from Ipswich, the BBC understands.
>Local Portuguese media reported the men drowned at a hotel in Albufeira
Why can't blacks swim

nth for the holodem

Those fucking pakis and those indians were better odd when we were ruling them, they wouldn't have railways and electricity nor hospitals, and the blacks in south africa needed to be restrained because they were culturally disadvantaged, although it was the jews that financed all that because they wanted to conquer the world.

Uberjeets was one of the funniest things I've seen in here. I like watching them drive in circles for 20 mins on the gps map because they can't figure out how to find my address.

>>212879179
Essex is the rorkiest county

>>212879186
how'd they both drown? doesn't add up

>>212879186
>drowning in a hotel pool

>>212879179
Won what, polls?

Next election isn't for years.

>>212879212
>haha, it's funny to see the working man in more difficulties than he already is while he is working!

>>212879235
Done him

>>212879200
Spot on, you're learning x
You just need to work on getting a working sense of humour next

>>212879186
Zesty mandem intrigue?

>>212879235
Council by-elections with like 250 voters

>>212878953
Mental how fit she is

>>212879235
There is such thing as by elections you fucking stupid retard

I can hear the creaking of the wood and the lapping of the water

>>212879272
>>212879285
At least wait until the by-elections happen and then maybe even for them to actually do something before saying you "won" anything

>>212879299
And the clapping of the cronem cocks in katys comely crevices

>>212879252
I tip them $3, not for the lukewarm or cold food, but for the entertainment of watching them on the gps map. One jeet sat at the restaurant for an hour, thought he'd been robbed and killed lol

if I spend a whole(!!) £6 a day on food and energy drinks - which is totally doable - I will be saving £45.87 this fortnight. I will only do this (because next time I want to take all of the money and leave in £20 while I get cash) because it will push the £10 that I saved to turn into £20 into £30 with the £6 I added + this £2 from digitally using the card fo now and digitally putting in the £20 to savings (20 to main 2 to the £10). this lets it get to £30 (at the end of the saving in 11 months and 1 week) if I invest £36 of this £45 and put the £8 in the £10 account. putting £36 in the investments will eat it all in 12 months + take £1.25 or so away monthly so I will need £20, because I want £20 to invest £50 into investments (this £36 being the administration fee, but hopefully they can profit from 36 then 35 34 33 32 etc)

>On average, each non‑Premium YouTube user contributes approximately $4.50 in profit to Google annually.

So a year of ads makes so little, bit mad. I know they make billions due to the user base but still mad how little they’re making from those adverts

>>212879299
>*drunkenly falls into the sea*

bout four fiddy

normally I spend £3 on energy drinks anyway, and every time that is 3p pence to my collection count. each bottle is 50p saved because it is cheaper, so I can buy more of them

rsagmignorgsimgn

Dua Lipa
Sex

I posted mlp and didnt get banned!

>>212879423
Why would you get banned for posting Marine Le Pen

>>212879442
because it was ponies

I only drink hot coffee. Energy drinks don't agree with me. And tea is too bland.

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>>212879333
Youtube ads are all ai voiceovers for fake products and scams now anyway

:((((

>>212879333
I don't care how slow Jewtube gets, I will never watch a fucking advert on that site. Adblock always on, app not even installed on my phone.

golden razz berry eco in shambles is the game theory
revives
is just a game theory

they were fucking a dog!

>>212879512
Good lad, fuck ads. I don't watch any tv anymore and never see an ad on YouTube. Every fucking ad here now has multiple black people in it, it's sickening.

no fucking ponies
no FUCKING ponies

Seeing pony content outside /mlp/

no pones

how about being allowed to post ponies?

Does Craig rhyme with whitechocolatespaceegg?

Yo ho ho!
Yee hee hee!
A sailor’s life is the life for me
Yo ho ho!
Yee hee hee!
A life upon the open sea

mental how a child MLP voice actress got groomed by a brony and is now married to him

Nazi Germany #212879580

my binble ponyhe

3 of 4 Pokemon have fled now (except for the Marill the 5th). Pokeball game eco in shambles for 25 XP (worth it)
even though it lowers my stats:XP

on the train. wanking

erm what the fork

mousepooster

getting raped

Off to Berlin tomorrow for a weekend of techno debauchery. Yes it is lush

Women they will come and they will go
*th-thunk th-thunk th-THUNK*
when the rain washes you clean you'll know

#2 for fully completed Magikarp (except hundo and shundo), gyaridos (hopefully from magikarp) in an ultra ball for the gyms

>>212879264
>Spot on, you're learning x
>You just need to work on getting a working sense of humour next

>>212879544
I'm not too arsed about racial demographics although you are definitely right.
It's more that it's almost unwatchable without an ad blocker. Two unskippable minute long ads every 5 minutes. If you watch long form content it's hell

>>212879643
great post

>>212879646
Off to the gay bars are you?

>>212879644
good lad

magikarp is the true aryan spirit of aryan man, Pokemon

>>212879662
Well technically yeah, but I shan't be indulging in gay sex

haven't heard much from the new pope

>>212879658
the ads themselves are unbearable too
more so than ever before

>>212879672
Berlin is notorious for weird fetish scene stuff

and krabby is a good catch. fish are just sea bugs

might kill myself lads kek what do we think?

>>212879696
yeah go on then

>>212879682
My most common two are back to back ads for two different debit cards

>>212879696
Choose life m8

listening to playboi cart or gayboy sharty as I've been known to call him

>>212879696
I wish I had a horse
>>212879704
thanks good post yeah

brown people. bit noisy ent they

>>212879684
I know, I've witnessed it. I'm just going for the music. Not interested in all that

maccas for breakfast yeah why not why the fuck not just rape my entire incel life

>>212879712
cringe

>>212879684
why are germans so weird
poo stuff and hardcore bondage too

if Google went down, id fucking KILL MYSELF I promise

>>212879745
Whole society obsessed with rules and rule following, leading to lots of people into BDSM?
I dunno why they all have a scat fetish though

>>212879748
Posts from the biomass

priti patel has such a wide fat arse

For me it is and has always been Ho Oh.

>>212879723
felt a deep spiritual connection to this post

Choose life, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=brZ_WBEzw6E&list=RDbrZ_WBEzw6E&start_radio=1

Might move to china

>>212879671
misty is so fit

Might move to China.

Might move to China.

do I speak out loud by accident

Might move to china

>heh im nothing like those useless abominable brown biomass monsters
>*pays for more google aislop video tokens*

fuck off

Pondering relocation to the orient

>>212879806
what a goy thing to do

Envision the oriental scenes

rorke campaigning for the biomass to be ground into fuel
leftypol inviting the biomass to rape his mum because she done a micro-aggression over xmas dinner

Any of you lads heard of China? Might move there.

China wouldn't accept you smelly incels

i am a goyim

>>212876601
Indian society is bound by custom, not law. We may consider citizenship an irrelevancy now that it has been granted to many such Ngubu D'chambalas, however Indian women want de facto citizenship not just de jure. Customary citizenship is kinship.

>>212879884
ummies

>>212879712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imq8Webou5U

>>212879884
yhe ponyes

He’s in /cum/ asking about hotdogs

extremely fit bird, actual 10/10 kept smiling at me today and giving me very hint and I still did nothing. It is what it is

No one actually gets upset about the ponies right

Just got really fucking scared

>>212879914
janny does

>>212879927
Got your cholesterol results back?

my shitnigger rapelife

PONIES ARE COMING ON

>>212879930
Does he really though

>>212879942
No im pregnant

>>212879949
Not sure what that means but I don’t think you’re allowed to say it

Never really understood the pony issue

anyone got a labubu

>>212879911
where

>>212879920
fr sis

>>212879970
It was among the oldfags

Real greaseball shit

i will kill trillions

>>212879982
My kitchen. My nan came over to visit

>>212879911
happens to me sometimes but its easier to tell myself im misreading it because i really do do that a lot

jacked off to incest porn again award

>>212879982
Swimming pool

>>212879991
uhh sex boobs !!

labubu sex arse

>>212880002
actual incest porn or just 'i deepdicked my step-sister and made her came' incest porn

withering away

>>212879979
the 'dem did an unbox strream

>>212880000
Yeah same but this one was blatant, constant eye contact and smiling. I'm such a big jessie kek

janny has given up

>>212879911
should have approached her and asked her if she wanted to shag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=525cJzNYl9g
activeee

>>212876601
Marrying in for power, and open the border
They read the Talmud

>>212879991
Why are female mlp fans always hot?

the pirates are skellingtons

>>212880042
yh

Just saw a black prostitute who looks like a taller Azalia Banks tell off this group of black thug teenagers and they wussed out lmao.

t. hoodcel

>>212880035
i dont give a fucking shit nigga obliterate yourself now

>>212880043
activeeeee

sitting up the back of the bus and flipping off cars at the tender age of 29

find it hard to have sex with women because my sister is a disgusting, vile human and it makes me think all women are like that

fisting myself to death

You call that a Summer?
FUCK OFF

>>212880025
fake its more about the fantasy, real incest wouldnt even be hot because theyd probably be ugly and its not like you call your relatives by their title

>>212880069
you black? not gonna be racist just curious

>>212880085
why are you inserting thoughts of your sister into your sex life

>>212880083
Bus wanker

why is janny deleting just the op image

i'm bi

why tf did janny delete the OP pic, it's just prit patel sitting down

>>212880085
shag your sister so you know it’s only upwards from there

>>212880118
me too but i repress it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gySsiK65IBI
basado

>>212880105
I'm not
It just makes me think that all women are grim
>>212880127
she's vile lad
really vile

>>212880118
hello bi im dad

Need a Brittney Venti gf stat

>>212880118
um…. hi :3c

>>212880157
ktim but when they mention postcrete

>>212880100
No I'm white. Bad parenting and crippling speech impediment plus low self esteem is why I'm poor.

>>212880056
women sexooo

sucking a ponut

>>212880191
corrrrrrrrr nora as twilight corrrrrrrr

>>212880093
Only the biomass enjoy summer in this country as it's what they're used to back home
Don't kid yourself, fuck off back

>>212880191
Trannies see this and think "that's me I'm one of them" and then beat their AGP hog lol.

>>212876979
>>212876979
>>212876979
Fuck It New Time

sticking my entire head up my own anus
is such a thing possible
we're about to find out!

>>212880174
chortling

>>212880215
Fuck off with your early news you scat spamming cunt.

wish i had 15-20 lychees to eat rn

Anyone howled/screamed/rioted today?

>>212880075
la boohoo cry more bih nigga

>>212880255
seek help