Thread 212878544

I don't wanna work tomorrow

say you got covid

>>212878576
this, with covid you can get like 2 weeks off

>>212878544 (OP)
atestado with telemedicine via insurance
thank me later

>>212878544 (OP)
Work? It's Friday
Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday

>>212878544 (OP)
> henlllo boss sowwwy my tummy is hurt!

call work and say you were homosexually assaulted

call in and say you don't feel like working

>>212878803
I once did some bullshit in school and to avoid getting punished by my teacher I told her my dad raped me when I was little
I was expecting her to just pity me and let me go unpunished but the next day she filed a police report against my dad
I am not even joking, that shit actually happened

>>212878891
lmfao
what happened next ?

>>212878544 (OP)
>that flag
You don't have to work my nigga. Go play football with the boys in the park. Collect coconuts off the tree for food and water. Thirdies are the most free people on earth

ive been unemployed for 2 months receiving gibs from my firing
Im afraid I dont feel so good already

>>212879848
Not much
My dad stopped talking to me ever since that and I had to tell the judge that I was mentally insane at the time I said that and my dad didn't rape me
It worked because I live in bundazil and also I had a psychiatrist that could attest to that insane plea
Nothing happened to me or my dad

>>212879923
the premise was funny but in the end it's a really sad story