I don't trust mechanics
They always try to rip you off

Man my butt hurts from sitting for too long

im tired of the line always going up...

>>213941089
im here

ive done nothing but chat with an Amity Blight bot for the past 4 days, ama

Women never seems to shut the fuck up when they meet each other

there is a better world
there must be

>>212960905
Please do not come to brazil

Why didn't God promise me any land

>Not white
>Not black
>Not med

What am I then

I don't wanna work tomorrow

Why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or die

When I was a child, my german grandfather told me a "joke":

>In the beginning, God with dust created a form similar to his own, and with his breath the white man was born, and he said "Come forth, my child"
>Satan, jealous, with mud created a form similar to his own, and with his spit the black man was born, and he said " Come already, negro"

I am literally brown

I have gas problems and I am constantly holding my fart at work and have to go to the bathroom to fart every hour or so
It's miserable

>>212480714
I sucked a penis when I was 12 and now they are bullying me
>>212480706
Bad publicity is still better than no publicity

im a 22 year old neet my life is literally over, happens iyc?

im going to buy $10 dlc for an online multiplayer game that i have not played in 4 months, dont be like me

will milei send you guys to iran in aid to israel, argie bros?