Thread 212889024

its gonna get worse isnt it?

anyone got that webm of the bloke that looks suspiciously like nick cave (of the bad seeds fame) sort of half jogging away from a woman cop

>>212889049
>hands in pockets
didnt stand a chance

>>212889049
it's the animal like shrieks of thrill after that always hit me the most
they are just fucking hyenas they need to be caged

My questions for diegoday
Did Jesus ever wank? If so, what to?
Would Jesus have used iPhone or Android?
Thanks in advance

>>212889075
timmy’s fantasy xx

islam will regenerate this country. just think about it. once they reach critical mass women's rights will be over and it all started going to shit once they got the right to vote. and the best part is that leftypol supports this

Equip police shotguns when they patrol high biomass concentration areas

>>212889075
erm

>>212889049
His first mistake was engaging with them
Only bother with roadmen if you know you're not afraid to rumble and can. Even if they are shit fighters they can always get away cheap fast swings like that if you aren't in any way experienced like this guy lmao.

>>212889081
both mysteries of faith that will never be revealed nor need to be revealemd

>>212889075
Peak wanking material for the japs

doing quite the poo. quite the poo indeed.

>>212889049
nun lil timmy cud do

UK drill clowning the cronem

>>212889101
hmm

>>212889086
the cure to secular liberalism in Western Europe is islam and not christianity

>>212889116
You absolute stinker!

>>212889086
Britain will not be like Dubai it will be like Islamabad.

>>212889049
brown on brown violence

>>212889087
>da based police are on my side!!!!!
rookier error mate

>>212889081
jesus commited no sins so he did not wank
his phone preference is amystery

>>212889134
very true

>>212889049
HEEM SLEEPY

>>212889144
Well I'm not arsed as long as some biomass gets blown away
I don't live in an area with ANY biomass

>>212889081
...yh

when the mentally ill one posts about timmy, he means timothy james byrne of the flat spracklen house yes?

>>212889150
Wow insightful
Thank you

Met Police running over Englishmen protesting rapists but get bullied by black school kids fuck the cunts

>>212889075
Luv jap tings

>>212889150
watched a video the other day about how all these canaanite and jewish dieties got merged and evolved and stuff until eventually becoming christian god what do you think about all that

>>212889075
people without faith find no pleasure in lawful conjugations which is what leads them to increasingly perveted forms of sexual gratification

>>212889177
black school kids actually fight back

>>212889101
Did Jesus actually have magical powers? And why should anybody believe he had magical powers? Just because the Bible claims he did?

come on then you incel bastard

nth for the holodem

DIEEEEGOOOOOOOO
DIEGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOO

>>212889177
The 'police' in that wembley clip is literally a 70yo boomer community police support officer

remember when corbyn was called an antisemite by every conrner of the media for an issue peoplw were'nt really aware of
and now everyone who critices israel is called an antisemite
makes you think

>>212889203
prefer french indie whores myself

The High Court has ruled that Police constabularies up and down the country have been breaking the law for years by marching in pride parades and decorating their vehicles with pride colours as it breached impartiality rules.

>>212889081
>>>/int//isr/

>>212889184
was popular at start of the 20th century with all the history of religion stuff
not really any scholars believe any of that shit now
more common to find a narrative that monotheism split, rather than polytheisms became monotheistic

>>212889122
Wait, crodie is an actual term they use? I assumed cronem/crodie was a belgcuck invention

Jesus chased and whipped money changers in the temple and flipped over their tables damaging and scattering their property.

But that’s not a sin because ummm…. Errrr…. Just because, OK?!?!

>>212889227
Diego it's first night of the Proms mate. Will you be listening

>>212889219
Finna mock the French in her twitch chat so she tells me off x

>>212889246
you have a superfiial undestanding of sin
>sabbath was created for man
>man was not created for the sabbath

got memed into playing vampire masquerade bloodlines
janky ass walking simulator

>>212889227
not true though is it

What's a roadman? Guy who stands in the road?

>>212889101
Do you consider any of Jesus' actions in the Bible to be sinful?

>>212889233
Yh toronto slang

>>212889233
Yeah but it’s something Canadian blacks say, not the London roadman he’s trying to sound like

>>212889255
is it actually
yeah might have to
>>212889278
what isn't?

>>212889246
Fact: Jesus wasn't divine. Jesus was just a pretty ordinary Jewish preacher. He just happened to get more followers than other preachers of the time.

>>212889322
>cheeze wid yor cheeps boss?

This kot shoots roadmen, crodies, cronems, belgians, pakis, poos, wogs and trannies. Say something nice about him..

>>212889322
why are you lying as if we have any extra-biblical account of jesus's life?

I'm just like Jannik Sinner fr

>>212889322
Yeah. There are plenty of sinful acts committed by Jesus in the Bible and that’s obviously a sanitised version of his life (missing the majority of it too) so he definitely committed sins

https://x.com/Urban_Pictures/status/1945948737672560739

If this was Just Stop Oil he wouldn't get run over. Rorke's Dad in hospital now.

>>212889322
>Imran Iqbal, 38, was arrested by West Yorkshire Police at his home in Huddersfield on August 12, 2024, on suspicion of child sexual abuse

>>212889349
>There are plenty of sinful acts committed by Jesus in the Bible
such as?>

>>212889283
thought the point of jesus was he was meant to be full of sin and that's why we had to kill him
a part of the plan

>>212889318
https://youtu.be/dmG9KAWgvNk

>>212889354
yeah well just stop oil aren't violently threatening strangers in the street rorke

>>212889382
LLOL

>>212889322
same lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP9qfMM_Ttc

>>212889354
mad that rightoids used to worship coppers and thought they were on their side lmao

>>212889354
Kek adding this to my top rorke L moments
Nothing is topping brick to the groin though

>>212889372
Whipping money lenders, stealing a mule, killing/destroying a fig tree out of anger simply because it didn’t have any fruit when he was hungry

>>212889383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI&t=5

What a shit arse thread.

FOB
FOY
FOA

>>212889399
Don't care they are gay cunts and the police don't even move them.

>>212889391
sex with lemon woman whore

>>212889427
>Whipping money lenders
why is that a sin?
>stealing a mule
doesnt say he stole a donkey
>killing/destroying a fig tree
cursing a fig tree that failed to provide fruit and is symbolic of israel is not a sin lol

>>212889418
brimming with British culture, this

>>212889219
she needs a good raping

might eat a kiwi

>>212889476
she got plenty of that from her rapist drug dealing ex bf

>>212889456
>attacking people and using violence to scare them to stop doing something you don’t like is not a sin

>taking a random mule that you didn’t buy and doesn’t belong to you is not a sin


>pointlessly destroying nature just because you were hungry and having a temper tantrum is not a sin

drunk as a skunk. who wants a fight? i need ti fught, its in my maori blood. i need a battle

fierce

>>212889505
none of those green texts have any scriptural warrant

>>212889494
when quincy slide dat s curve ting in

Yellow warning of thunderstorm has been updated now we think it'll show up 12 hours later
State of the met office you'd think they'd have satellite technology and all sorts to predict the weather by now

>>212889515
how so?

>>212889498
fuck up you british coloniser scum. i eat you and turn you into low grade sloppy multiple wipe poo

>>212889530
by the absense of them corresponding to pieces of scripture lol

atheists be like
>um no you can't have a little fun and use your god powers to shrink a camel down to the size of the eye of a needle so that all the rich people can go to heaven, that's not aloud.

>>212889450
Thirsty bih

>>212889510
>its in my maori blood
then your biggest fight is against diabetes

>>212889529
give it to Yahweh son

>>212889318
this is exactly how I imagine someone who posts this shit and goes to these events look like

>>212889544
sent that hula skirt man flying

>>212889539
how do they not?

Princess wand :/

>>212889550
i mog him

>>212889584
youre so desperate to fit in

Can’t hate yanks anymore because they created funny niggas like him

>>212889533
your country is omitted for half the maps of the world. who even are you?

a group of girls all agreed that I am 7/10 once

>>212889564
leave it on 9gag next time

>>212889571
>check flag
YUP THAT JUST HAPPENED

Wish I went to Harvard

>>212889593
B-B-B-B-BASED

>>212889622
>I HAVE TO BE POPULAR AND MATTER TO POP CULTURE
Yikes from me sweaty

>>212889617
that's a classic for sure bong.

>>212889647
really?

I think the benefit reform is good
I think revoking the winter fuel allowance is good
I think the inheritance tax on farmers is good
I think people who freak out over these things are retarded

>>212889625
lol did i bantz?

>>212889607
:|

>>212889653
ktim

>>212889650
based on what

>>212889593
it's amazing there are people in the world who are seemingly even bigger losers than me, a 32 year old virge

>>212889675
You a chaser or tranny?

>>212889049
This is white replacement in action. White skinheads would never behave like that.

>>212889322
Diego's silence is deafening

>>212889550
unrated post
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3koeHN-6mU&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

>>212889703
one of the attackers is white and they man they are attacking isn't white...

i'm white

>>212889685
Think I'll ignore gta6 when it drops. It's fucking mind numbingly stupid how they put lgbt into video games now, and I'm gay

i wish i were black

>>212889674
yes lad

>>212889743
Nobody cares what video games you will or won’t play you boring dickhead

>>212889272
>Paranoid starts playing

>>212889703
3 quick points
1) Rorke lives rent free in your head
2) You're incredibly unfunny and no one likes you
3) You're a fat ugly cunt

Nordicist, Exterminationist, Biological National Socialism

>>212889695
he's out there at a con, meeting his oshis and other people. what do you do apart from sitting in your smelly incel bedroom

>>212889752
Woohoo I've made it. Finally did a proper british me

>>212889761
apart from you apparently

Someone from /brit/ please take this Latvian cunt away

stho true dewd

thinking of making some coffee and getting out of bed

>>212889801
i thought you liked her

>>212889761
tbf i don't play video games anymore. thought I'd interact with your post but ur a grumpy asslick

>>212889782
>what do you do apart from sitting in your smelly incel bedroom
go to work

>>212889743
You just won’t though.

>>212889817
wrecked that cunt

>>212889816
She's autistic and needy.
I don't mind her. I like her chebs since they're huge. I do not like having to interact with people on Friday after I've had the cans

>>212889801
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

Can only be so many Sofia Jansons in Ireland

>>212889835
are you having the cans tonight

>>212889801
this is how women see you
just an object used to fill their boring lives

>>212889801
lol
>>212889829
Will TOO
>>212889833
ty bong;)

https://open.spotify.com/track/4RzYYVonRhkjWT6XM9svXg?si=d05909c903714bf6

this, so much this

>>212889227
Could be both. We know that judaism began in Egypt during Akhenaton who tried to focus the weight of worship onto an essence of deity rather than put a deity figure atop the hierarchy, but he was part of a general influence of monotheism in the region of eastern mediterranean, see Babylon and Persia

um did he just dox her

>>212889813
really enjoyed the non-linear aspect of this post

>>212889844
You don’t think cansnonce could be making all this up, right???

>>212889859
Pseudohistory

>>212889801
Wow I thought people on this website got no attention from women whatsoever

>>212889801
it's just not fair...

>>212889835
>needy
do you not like the idea of having some big titty hoe hanging on your every word and needing your attention 247
me personally I'd find it flattering and do wonders for my ego
you could probably get her to do anything for you

>>212889306
your statement

>>212889835
Call her you eejit! Even if nothing comes out of it!

linked in search “Sophia Jansons”

Canslad is an inspiration to all the non-shaggers out there

Imagine how handsome and charming he must be irl

diegos silence on the gay porn question is deafening

smells like unwashed willy in here

>>212889869
still thinking about it
maybe I will
maybe I won't
weighing up the pros and cons

>>212889877
Actual history. Jewish mythology begins with Exodus don't forget.

>>212889844
It's not her actual first name. Her first name is some weird as fuck Latvian one. Sofia is just what she's gone by since it's clear how to say it.

>>212889845
erm, that's a question

>>212889871
I could be, lad.
The question is if I was, would I really be Canslad and not Liarlad?

>>212889861
see above, lad

>>212889892
>>212889911
You're welcome to take the 25 year old autistic cunt away if you like

>>212889915
Because she's autistic and needy. The only positive is her chebs. she's just no different to any other girl I work with physically

>>212889925
Why? We do this same shite every day she's not in. She's just a bored autistic girl

>>212889934
omds I just found where canslad works

>>212889939
>deafening
sweet as

>>212889956
Are you frinedzoned then?

>>212889945
haven't had a shower in 3 days
I live alone and don't go outside
spent all yesterday drinking tea and watching fullmetal alchemist

>>212889962
Emailing his boss as we speak

well, /brit/?

Lads, her fucking Linkedin is her full Latvian name and is double-barreled

>>212889975
Doesn't exist, lad. But no. She's stopped wearing her wedding ring after I made a joke about if she took it off I'd forget she was married

*licks lips*

>>212889956
>You're welcome to take the 25 year old autistic cunt away if you like
i would if i could and knew how

Tea or coffee lads?

>>212890019
Both x

>>212890008
corn

Why is Britain such a TERFy island?

>>212890016
Just be charming, funny and learn to flrt. Not hard.
But really the trick comes down to just not giving a fuck in lfie.

>>212890019
Tea
I'll get some now, lad.

>>212890030
Can't have both. You can only have one.

there's been complaints about you

>>212889687
by the amount of gash he slayed at the offkai orgies

>>212889956
get the cans booked for tonight big lad

>>212890044
hmm okay coffee then :P

None of that is real by the way

>>212889956
why not just shag her, she's obviously into you and just doesn't know how to communicate it or bond like normal people
youre doing nothing else with your time.

always wanted to shag an autistic girl. reckon they moan like stuck deers. just curious how it'd sound when youre absolutely destroying her from behind

>>212890052
Who puts a johnny on for a blowjob lmao
Like wearing a coat to bed

>>212890066
rage on 'fic

>>212890039
xe's right you know

my bullies used to call me dirt grub and make me eat worms

>>212890078
SCROM

>>212890074
Yeah that's not actually a blowjob is it mate

>>212890076
One more week

>>212890052
MINTO NO!

>>212890098
till you have sex

*destroys the British Empire and Europe with it*

Yet you worship him like a god wtf?

>>212890074
some girls actually do this because "i value my health and safety"
you ever had a bj with a condom on? cant feel shit dog. might as well have a wank

>>212890008
>*licks lips*
skip jumps and down

>>212890088
Yes but it does happen

Trying to find online versions of yhe binble, and they all begin with the cartoon version "god created heaven and earth". I remember when I opened a bible when I was in school itbstarted with "Abraham birthted Jacob, Jacob birthed Isaac, Isaac birthed Joseph" and it went on like that for four pages. What gives?

>>212889999
Checked
What doesn't exist?

Lad, get a shag in, I wish I was in your shoes.

>>212890115
I definitely don’t

>>212889685
This seems like a bad idea based solely on the number of people that will have the player-character shoot it up.

You royal family on the other hand was redpilled

>>212890127
Are you retarded?

I guess they still are

>>212890127
You're retarded

hate nazis and i beat them up xX

>>212890156
keep going i'm so close

damn that German guy really showed us huh
consider yourselves "owned"

>>212890077
You really think so?

>>212890042
>Just be charming, funny and learn to flrt. Not hard.
>But really the trick comes down to just not giving a fuck in lfie.

Mental how everybody here is probably autistic

>>212890154
>>212890169
Thanks for the explanations, Bebop and Rocksteady

I'm super neurotypical

>>212890212
I am

not really that surprising tbqh

>>212890214
No worries retard

Hope you're fucking happy Rorke

And that's why (((they))) punished him like this btw

nice to see that 10.8% of women still find my main hobby attractive

>>212890191
easy solution: don't commit crimes and end up in prison

>>212890212
not me, im adhd xX

>>212890237
Lazy teachers inflating their holibobs

Looking for new jobs.
Feeling discouraged.
Very easy when I didn't have a job. Just looked at stuff and thought "yeah sure I'll do that", click apply, have an interview, sorted.
Looking when you already have a job is a nightmare. 90% of the jobs I have to ignore because they're just as shit as my current job. Then there is zero in between roles.
It's either shelf stacker or specialist surgeon.

>>212890247
women don't find clubbing attractive?
I thought clubbers were top shaggers?

sir img 4292

>>212890224
what were his final thoughts?

>>212890199
>charming, funny
doable

>and learn to flrt. Not hard.
impossible, the moment she gets shiny eyed and grinny I dunno how to progress

>>212890212
I am didnt learn how to walk or talk until I was 11

>>212890269
i guess clubs are good for shagging but nobody wants to settle down with someone who likes shagging other women

He's pulling out all the stops now

>>212890224
There's another one that ate hillside today too

Just created a GitHub account

>>212890280
>>212890191
want to shag his arse BADLY

>>212890247
what are the most attractive hobbies?

>>212890247
you can never trust what a woman says she finds attractive

speedwanking sesh is going incredibly well

>>212890283
women want to settle down with a man who other women want to shag but dont get to

>>212890297
Fistfucking and pissplay

>>212890295
ummo

>>212890247
>ArguingOnline

ftm are worse than mtf

>>212890288
maybe adrenaline mongs will learn their lesson

>>212890297
sex, money and big cocks

Uh oh

Get him booked.

>>212890297
/brit/posting

getting raped

listening to some ibiza vocal trance mix
think i'll pop down to ibiza or malta in august and do some g while dancing like mad

Word to the wise

if i move to ireland and live there for 5 years or so, can i just apply to naturalize or will they do some kind of test to prove i'm not worthless dolescum?

Meltdown

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oozWzypjmqk
Funny :)

applying the HOT principle

>>212890323
>vulnerable narcissist
literally nothing you can do to defend yourself if you get accused of being this by some woman, they'll just twist your words round using therapy speak.

wonder what women think of my hobbies

/brit/
ArguingOnline
poo and crisps
slags

>>212890384
lol this is such bs

>>212890323
ftm’s are deeply sad creatures. A male tranny, if he comes around, can always go on T and maybe have his tits taken out and he will at least look like a bloke again. But ftms will always look like butch manners, their fertility ruined forever, massive honking clits, their bone structure forever deformed and masculinised

>Gardening
Told you it's the shagger's hobby

>>212890384
>archery
wtf
was this survey done in korea or summat

hate wogs me

fuck sake rorke

>>212890323
Obviously. They're women on top of being trannies.

>>212890360
>2005 plus 20 years
>Even the unattended items posters can't really be arsed

>>212890404
didn't he get done for raping a child

>>212890368
>>212890392
>>212890415
erm

>>212890418
Rorke turning a blind eye

ponybergs

>>212890418
Could have simply not admitted to it being racially motivated
Silly bugger

>>212890382
yeah, it's a kafka trap and it comes naturally to women when arguing

>>212890127
Friendzone doesn't exist
>>212890199
It's mostly just not caring
Even if you do sperg out. There'll be another girl for you to obsess over

>>212890444
no toby you aren’t allowed to post those

bouldering or running clubs are where attractive people find flings nowadays
dating apps are done, sports clubs are where the action's at and these two sports are the most popular for young professionals

>>212890384
Gardening toil tomorrow smiling upon me

>>212890455
So why so you pretend to drink beer?

lads if your 6'4" can you still pull even if your retarded

>>212890458
i play badminton
if i were in the business of shagging indian men i'd be well in there

>>212890458
>female runners
>attractive

Ermmmm

what's the ponyposter got all worked up about this time?
who set him off

just commited a suicide by janny

why would you post pony and get banned

>>212890477
Sorry 6'4 is a manlet these days

>>212890480
the badminton club i went to when I was 19 was white people only and it was filled with flirty 30-40 something women and very friendly older lads

pony pusi

>>212890499
a 6'4" with down syndrome

>>212890455
>It's mostly just not caring

>>212890497
Global Rule 15

>>212889577
you claim it's in scripture
provide the verses exegesis lol

premium poo

>>212890485
... yes, are you retarded?
You're not going to find top level marathon skeletons at your local running club you twat

>>212890384
>tfw I'm into reading, cooking & woodworking but don't care about women

I have a book to finish and a great idea for a router table jig to build and test out this weekend, why would I waste it on a woman?

>>212890517
no i'm asking why you'd post something knowing you'll be banned

heading down the very friendly older lads bar, anyone want ought?

>>212890458
my tennis club has women but i'm too scared to talk to them anyway, would be awkward if i got reject and then still had to see them

>>212889921
how so?
>>212889939
?

>>212890555
>>212890555
>>212890555

the downfall of leftypops should be studied

>>212890541
help me out mate, can a 6'4" lad with down syndrome pull in the club?

>>212890518
Answer this lad>>212890127

>>212890480
you did choose the gayest sport to be fair

>>212890568
sounds like u confusing a geneology from the new testament of jesus with genesis

>>212889086
super based pic. especially for a britbong. but i guess his dad was british, right?