Thread 212894668

RETARDED FUCKING TOIL CUNTS edish

>>212894668 (OP)
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>212894668 (OP)
Why do hide the Sofija part?

on the cans de lads. ice cold coke zero for me

Sir Dubai Chocolate

*scurries in and necks them after he leaves*

>>212894668 (OP)
If I have a 4 foot 10MM PVC tube with 20 litres of water flowing through it per minute that breaks off into two further tubes, one is the same 10MM PVC going into one bucket and one is a 4MM PVC going into another bucket, each around 5 foot in length, what path will the majority of water actually take and how much so?

>>212894710
Spainooooooooooo

>>212894729
waste of money should have donated it to a veteran's charity

>>212894729
if he bought 8 pints and he drunk one should only be 7 left
maths not adding up here

>>212894699
Because I'm assuming it would been deleted for doxxing if it's a thread starter since the retard's tried to do it before

yup, that's me
so, you're probably wondering how i got here...

>>212894763
Why do you post your work chats here anyway?
Seriously deranged behaviour, you're playing with fire.

>>212894776
because of shite like this

>>212894763
Fair enough. Just seemed weird as you've posted it before.

>>212894752
he bought 8 pints for his friends and drank one himself ergo he bought 9 pints in total

>>212894729
almost as cringeworthy as Liverpool's declarations of sadness over Jota

Would someone be so kind as to wank me orf

just saw my ex fiancée on an instagram story and she aged like shit in just 3 years
i won

>>212894785
Makes no sense why you would post these if they're real unless you're extremely desperate for attention
Don't you have any friends?

>>212894786
Difference is that it'll be on the front page, lad. /int/ has a bunch of stalkers, not just /brit/

*enters /brit/*

>>212894793
its written poorly should note buying pint for himself
otherwise he just magiced up a pint which means either he's jesus or he had one of theirs

>>212894806
DONT WATCH
ANIMAL CREULTY

>>212894729
cackling thinking of a grizzled soldier sobbing over a laminating machine

>only limiting my doxxable information dumps to the posters who dislike me the most
Utterly bizarre behaviour this guy needs to get a grip

*Controls the thread from the background*

>>212894807
>he just magiced up a pint which means either he's jesus
Where in The Holy Bible did Jesus 'magic up a pint'? As a humourless Bible literalist you can and will give us a passage.

Britain.

>>212894807
We all know you have terrible reading comprehension, no need to take it out on a veteran's Facebook post.

>>212894829
I'm assuming there's some person with her name somwhere that exists
So I don't want to get them harrassed by retards, you see

>>212894851
how am i a humourist bible literalist?

>>212894856
We were having a nice thread until you decided to post this

rorke exposing his true feelings

>>212894729
What’s the point in this? He does know those pints are getting poured away down the drain and the photos of his dead mates are getting lobbed in the bin as soon as he leaves doesn’t he?
Seems a bit disrespectful

Why is Diego making up things about Jesus? You seeing this God, mate?

Mcgregors dick isn’t good enough for women

Kicking off in Epping again

>>212894668 (OP)
censoring her name now are you?

>>212894870
Yet you keep posting it, increasing the chances that it actually does happen.

>>212894881
god sees everything

>>212894807
Praps he drank a pint whereof he procured by means of his own bladder

>>212894896
see this:
>>212894870

>>212894899
paedo, feel free to track down a woman from Latvia

England, Britain. The United Kingdom. President Donald J. Trump.

>>212894906
makes 0 sense

So he won't post pics of mass produced cans of cider or his chippy takeaway for fears of being doxxed but will make threads with screenshots of his work chats as OP
Make it make sense

The decline of the British Empire into the rootless multi-ethnic nightmare state that emerges in the next 50 years will fascinate future historians
No military invasions
No political upheavals
No major wars lost
Just pure disdain from the upper political classes towards the population

>>212894890
this pic gives me hope

>>212894807
the real answer is he's also dead
they all died in afghanistan

>>212894965
:( fuck

>>212894893
you're still talking about epping?

>>212894918
Man seriously reconsider what you post here all the time before it blows up in your face.
Don't know why you've started called me names now, I'm looking out for your best interests here.

>>212894926
hawit

Without googling, who here could actually point to Epping on a map?
Never heard of the place. Thought someone had a mare trying to type Kettering

Think my therapist might be a wigger

supping 'pon a 'ed bull.

>>212894980
>>212894947
erm

>>212894987
epping forest everyone knows that place la

>>212895001
Yes?
What's the issue?

>>212894987
I'd guess somewhere around here mate

>>212894993
You probably just misheard CBT as EBT

>>212895025
No that’s Chelmsford

>I restarted
>uptime says it's been on for 77 hours

right

eating cinder blocks

>>212895113
ive heard thats good for you

>>212895087
they learned from the tories!

>>212895138
yeah it is

>Canslad thinks a warning is a threat or insult
Going to start arguing with the red man at a pelican crossing next.

>had to send an email to the ceo of our company for the first time ever
>reread it like 10 times to make sure it was all good
>send it
>realised I misspelt my own name at the very end

christ almighty
would it be cringe sending a follow up email just to correct my name or best to leave it?

sex with this guy in his pussy vagina girl hole

>>212895168
ephemerally yours

>>212895168
Message her directly explaining the error and use it as an opportunity to introduce yourself.

>>212895166
what, lad?

>>212895168
The trick to CEOs is to make friends with their assistant

Just got a flipping pint in de lids and it's lushington city.

>>212895168
he might mistake you for the other Klarc Klarkson, Clark Clarkson

moo deng

>>212895168
If he didn't read it yet you can recall and edit it.
Probably too late for that now, ignore it nobody reads anything or cares anymore.
One manager said "hi note" instead of "hi mate".
At my old job my manager never said my name right until I quit and got brought into a big meeting with the department VP.

dtfic seething at based canslad for no discernible reason. definitely the behaviour of someone doing well in life

>>212895206
>her
He said the CEO lad not the cleaner.
*Lights up a cigar and starts watching Andrew Tate videos*

>>212895234
wait, I thought I was dtific? What's it stand for?

>>212895166
He genuinely seems to be a reclusive middle-aged Irish dope who is just very lonely.
I don't want him to keep upping the stakes for attention by posting information about this woman he knows and then for it to bite him.
It's worrisome.

>>212895208
chickenbutt

>>212895218
make sure you get 8 more for your dead mates aswell

>>212895168
Nothing to be done .

you're Pavid now

Peven Stinker

>>212895234
Where is the seething?

>>212895253
greek paedo?

a cuddle with Jack

Feel sorry for canslad. His life seems monumentally depressing and pathetic. The Canadian fella on the other hands just seems like a cunt.

rorke he shek it

>>212894875
every time

>>212895218
Why does that pub have a Waterstones drinks gun?

the CEO is the secretary for the board. its an inherently feminine position

>>212895338
Said he drinks 40 cans a week. Fucking state of it

I'm actually very nice, don't know why people are so rude to me here.

>>212894316
>Already decided by the time I was around 10 years old I'd eventually die alone from alcoholism and I intend to stick to that
You don't have to commit yourself to that lad. If you want to shag women such as the Latvian then health might be the way to go.

>>212895288
Rattled

should probably filter all jfs except antipodeans. keep it proper

>>212895411
Ah no, lad.
Ever since gfberg killed herself a good few years ago, I don't do the relationship game

>>212894668 (OP)
This is really not on mate. How would Sofia feel if she saw this?

watching 28 days later... yall niggas really live like this?

I regret to inform you that canslad is a spaino character. Could easily be disproven by simply taking the phone out and taking a picture of "the cans" every time he's getting on it yet he never does this (because it's a guy selecting the irish flag from his VPN dropdown then posting as a drunkard character to amuse himself).

>Joan who was that young whippersnapper you contacted us just now

>His name is Nichael sir

>excellent send him an invite i think he'd be perfect for our conference in belize
you're in

pretty sure canslad is a mong

>>212895420
Okay

>>212895430
No need to get all depressing

>>212895433
Only censored it for the main page.

>>212895452
You forgot the flag

>>212895452
could spainpaedo not buy some cans? shit theory desu

>>212895371
It says "wunder bar"

remember when canslad would go off in a huff whenever we didnt use his thread

Why are jews so evil?

>>212895496
Is that German for Waterstones?

Watch it chrissy

>>212895486
Yeah but how would she feel if she knew you were calling her a "RETARDED FUCKING CUNT" online? It's simply horrid.

>>212895489
It's bizarre isn't it

>>212895540
I've called her a stupid Latvian bitch to her face and she laughed

>>212895507
their culture is based on extreme ethnocentrism and being sneaky

>>212895561
I really hope you're someone playing a character.

>>212895561
Is she ugly

don't care canslad is nice

>>212895570
Also on lying
They are masters of the lie

>>212895561
This is getting really really sad now

>>212895583
Explain, lad

>>212895594
She's got massive chebs and is probably close to underweight so no

>>212895561
That's really nasty

>>212895516
never heard of it must be hebrew. tell him a car will be round to pick him up

>>212895607
If I saw you I’d probably drop u

>>212895570
>extreme ethnocentrism
it really is hardwired into them
very unnerving to see

>>212895607
>Explain, lad
Because otherwise you're the saddest little man I know.

got stuck going through an elf neighborhood.
one of them saw me and tapped his mate on the shoulder and was like
>ayo this nigga doomed to die
>hey round ear you remember your skin routine you aged a year already HAHAHA
>don't let the door hit you on the way out of this world, fucknigga
fucking hate them

>>212895602
Nice? Nice how? Like I'm here to be kind?
>>212895608
You could ask for the context
>>212895629
?

>>212895662
In what capacity? What way? What's the measurement?

>>212895665
mental elves

remember to write c*nt so that your /brit/ posts aren't demonized
If they catch you swearing once they'll never send you money again for them so watch out for it!

you zoomers might not believe this but irish used to run this general

>>212895675
>In what capacity? What way? What's the measurement?
idk mate

>>212895665
20 to 8

successful pint and cig in the beer garden away from the computer

agnosticism is correct

>>212895709
They still do

>>212895716
>rrec
hs

called in sick for the second day in a row despite just having a bit of a sniffle
didn't even offer to work from home

>>212895715
Another one wouldn't hurt, eh. Go on lad treat yourself it's Friday

>>212895726
no they don’t it’s just canslad and the greek now

Picked these up for dinner on the way home because gf “saw them on TikTok and wants to try them”. Women eh lads. Now I have to eat soggy tomato on bread for my dinner when I could be having a steak or something.

epstein list just dropped

>>212895757
Yes they do

>>212895774
fk sake knew he'd be on there

>>212894875
>I say this as someone in an interracial relationship

>>212895767
has she never had a pizza before

>>212895767
i’ve tried it and it’s actually really nice. although i hope you got something to go with it like a nice jamon or some manchego cheese, might be a bit plain alone

>>212895800
shh stop ruining my larp

First one barely touched the sides, pint number 2 acquired, with some crispbergs to go with it.

My dream is that one day every white woman will have a black mans baby growing in her womb.

you know for a fraction of the price you can grate a tomato right

dangerous day to be a co-op ready meal korma

>>212895834
you are supposedly in a pub at not 4pm on a friday
sat at the counter by yourself
shitpoting on you phone
mate please get a fookin clue

>Crips posted?

Time to get a crip sandwich

the CEO's gf was trans

>>212895834
Absolutely lush

>>212895800
Should have thought of that comeback myself
>>212895813
Yeah I got some cheese and chorizo and anchovies to stick on top of it. Not convinced though, not really into forren muck in general.
>>212895850
But that wouldn’t be the Viral TikTok Sensation that she wanted!

>>212895841
Bit of an odd one. Most people want happiness or money or something.
Weird bunch you yanks

dont get tiktok me
why does everyone just copy each others videos

>>212895858
better than you doing the same thing in your house

>>212895854
Usually get the jalfrezi myself, best one imo

>>212895489
That would require buying cans any time he wanted to assume the character, a significant financial investment. If canslad were a real person who regularly drank cans, there would be no extra financial cost incurred because he would already be buying cans of lager to drink them.

However if we take the view that canslad is spaino, now any time he wants to assume the character and have it be convincingly believed he has to go out and buy lagers and either drink them or pour them down the sink. The cost of this racks up over time. So instead we get no proof. The only financial cost is the VPN.

It's like me saying I'm a new poster called Wacky Cherry Lad and every day I consume 5,000 cherries because I just love cherries so much. May we see these cherries, you ask? Haha no my phone's broken dude but trust me I definitely do eat these cherries haha I just love 'em so much I'm Wacky Cherry Lad! Everyone loves Wacky Cherry lad. This is the sort of drivel people in this general regularly entertain.

i don't want happiness i want everyone else to be miserable

sir bread topper

>>212895888
you mean unlike here where no one ever copies someone else
>>212895903
sat in my garden
not drinking (yet)

>>212895738
Do you get sick pay lad? I've just got back to work from 2 days off with full pay, just called in Tuesday night and told them I had a stomach bug when I was just half pissed up and fancied a lie in the next day.

>>212895904
too spicy i'm a wuss

>>212895913
my gamer brother.....

>>212895906
bit too long too read this, sorry mate

>>212895716
impossible for this to be the case

>>212895834
Good lad

I like watching videos of black men making out with blonde white women

>>212895939
you betcha

just watched a big black bbc nigger do a sex

>>212895947
Mate it's a ready meal none of them are actually spicy even if they have two or three chilli rating on them

>>212895969
the fucking lads

>>212895997
Was it with a blonde white woman?

>>212895733
what does this mean

>>212895888
why you copy other people's gimmicks

ready meals are for runts

>>212895858
Jokes on you mate, I'm in a club and I'm sitting outside in the garden drinking. Your facts are way out son, consider yourself well done innit.

Why's it so fucking hard to buy a towel at an airport

>>212895997
in greggs?

worked every new years eve for about the past years this one will be my first one for a while

love seeing videos of black men performing oral sex on blonde white women with blue eyes

>>212895906
he could save the cans in his fridge and post them each time
shit theory desu

>>212896029
jf syntax
i dont copy other peoples gimmicks

>>212896031
imagine being in a club and hsitpositng onb rit
OMG

>>212896032
probably don't sell them

>>212895868
common trans w

Korma is my favourite curry. Not even embarrassed about it. I love spicy foods but with curry I prefer them creamy and rich.

>>212896059
Nice sleppign pal

quality not quantity. Dont know why its saying i had a stressful day yesterday when I sat on my arse doing absolutely nothing.

she wants a man from littlehampton

diego has a terrible personality like dtfic. both are too narcissistic to acknowledge it though

>>212896059
yhe binble

>>212896042
yet in his entire post history he hasn't once posted a picture of a can of lager at his desk or in his home

consider if you were starting a new gimmick where you wanted to be Dinner Lad where you posted your dinner every day. Would take zero effort and eating dinner is something you'd be doing across the course of your normal evening anyway. Yet for the case of this wacky cans character, he's allegedly drinking every day yet is unable to conjure a daily picture of his cans of lager (because there are none).

>>212896076
loool
>>212896097
who the fuck is that

>>212896097
prefer diego to the Canadian though hes like a real life dickens character. Prefer mousey to 99% of all posters miss him so much.

>>212896074
alri sir beer korma

I want to play the white cuckold bf of the white girl who gets blacked in porn.
Maybe I could jack off in a corner as the bull has his way with my white gf and after he is finished I could lick the black bulls spaff out of her fanny.

I didn't choose to be born as the world's most persecuted nationality you know.

>>212896074
Can't stand it personally. Coconut is one of the things that makes me vomit easily. Remember as a kid once eating a Bounty bar my mum left out and spewing all over the floor after a couple bites.

>>212896103
>allegedly drinking every day
paedo, this is your story. Not mine, lad.

>>212896118
lololol good one 190

>>212896115
>Prefer mousey to 99% of all posters miss him so much.
he's here all the time talking about pokemon GO and mouseynomics

>>212896103
even if we suppose he doesn't drink cans he could still be a real person

>>212896095
Nice part of the world, shame about Worthing, which for some bizarre reason has a teenage gang problem.

Reasons provided for being unable to photograph a can of lager he is allegedly drinking: 0 (zero)

>>212896115
i prefer diego too but both are shite. mousey is based but it’s fun to wind him up

>>212896097
I picture diego as a little nasty rat scurrying about the /brit/ floor nibbling at posts

>>212896143
haha diego made a spelling mistake LOL
never seen that one before lol
lets bradely spam constantly for the next year haha LMAO

>>212896175
yhe binble

The reason I don't post the cans is because paedo/spaino is the one who started the claim that I drink every day when I specifically I didn't

It's like me deciding to buy a bunch of Judge Dread comics and post the because according to spaino/paedo, I read them

>>212896175
how am i sop icoinifv

Mad how there's only a week of /brit/ left ever

>>212896097
Diego is nowhere near as bad as DTFIC. He’s an annoying midwit but at least he isn’t CONSTANTLY here having a meltie

>girl is sexually harassed
>man is promptly arrested
>rorke goes and attacks the hotel full of people who haven't done anything

Where's the logic? Just an excuse to do coke and fight?

>>212896189
Mate you just said last thread that you drink 40 cans a week. You must be drinking almost every day to keep that up.

to back up my point (>>212896145)
see >>212896189

>>212896207
Explain what DTFIC starts for, lad

>>212896206
hopefully the canadian kills himself

heatherfreak is unmatched when it comes to /brit/ spastics
at least you can filter clogwog, dtfic, ziedbelg
deegz isnt that bad either tbqh

>>212896219
Yeah its dumb
They should burn people like you alive instead

>>212896095
toilberg lives there

>>212896225
Desperate To Fit In Canadian. I believe Diego coined it.

>>212896189
irish jibberish

another day ive done absolutely fuck all

>>212896225
he stands for truth justice and working every other /brit/ personality into a seethe

>>212896274
Cheers, lad

>>212896274
oh yeah lmao does that guy still post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaMyBHWLds4
why does London nightlife look so shit compared to the manchester videos that get posted here?

>>212896284
ktim for the past 15 years

>>212896312
ktim

>>212896297
Yeah he’s still here he @s you quite a bit lmoa

>>212896153
yeah loads of stabbings from the yoots the past couple of years

>>212896300
Found it mad how early everything shut last time I was down there
It wasn't too long after the plandemic though so maybe things have improved

>>212896284
ktim

>>212896320
lmao state

>>212896300
Shit city with shit people in it.

>>212896333
Everything closes by 10, 11 on a weekend, nowadays. Broken Britain

engine warning light coming on more frequently in carberg

my tactic of ignoring it isn't working but I will persist

>>212896356
london or manny?

>>212896284
been watching smut all day going to sit under the parasol in a bit

>>212896379
Both, but London is worse.

ain't no baddies in hull

Mental how badly he mindraped you all holy shit get a grip ffs

Waysis were good like

what's the best city of nightlife?
(not cheadle)

>>212896420
cheadle

>>212896420
birmingham x

>>212896333
London nightlife is a joke

Lads, I reckon I might watch a movie tonight
What's a good movie with a nice massively chebed woman in it

>>212896428
(not cheadle)

>>212896446
Are you not worried people here might dox the Latvian?

>nightlife
>just mongs standing around drinking while destroying their eardrums with blaring music before walking to next destination and standing around drinking with blaring music

>>212896469
yeah?

>>212896469
but you might have sex!

should be illegal to go out and have fun after a certain time of night so smelly incels like me dont feel left out

>>212896189
You are a deeply disturbed individual and you need to seek professional help for your mental health problems.

>>212896468
/brit/ doxxings are incredibly tame. at worst they’ll send her a card like they did for scraniel

>>212896468
Her name is a double barrelled name, in fucking Latvian and her actual first name is some random Latvian one

>>212896496
aka lockdowns

>>212896469
just because you don't know how to have fun it doesn't mean others also don't

>>212896514
Good job giving more of her personal information out, lad.

>>212896488
is that a lad or a lesbian

>>212895738
I did this earlier this month. Realised I hadn't had any sick days and I'm entitled to 8 of them a year before the company gets a bit shitty with you

>>212896505
Depends. I have doxed a couple of hated posters here and I keep the details to myself because I’m not a bad person. But I could probably ruin their lives if I wanted to.

Been out loads lately, genuinely looking forward to spending the weekend decomposing in my smelly incel flat

>>212896488
why does she look 20 years older than him

You don't actually think I'm here constantly?

Also never had a meltdown before, don't know why you keep saying that.

>>212895168
I once ended a very positive, reassuring e-mail to a group of students who just failed an assignment and were asking me for a resit with:

>Best retards,
>Sam

No one ever commented on it. I hope they didn't notice.

>>212896573
Alri Sam

used to go to gigs weekly about 10 years ago can't be doing that now

melty brewing

>>212896514
Why do you say “in Latvian” as if she has a different name in English you thick bastard? It’s not like it’s a different alphabet like Chinese niggas called Guang Hee who start calling themselves John when they come over here.

>>212896556
If it's spaino drop em

>>212896573
Alri Sam where's Frodo lmao

>>212896595
i go to gigs like every other day mate
roundhouse on point
camden down the road
KOKOKO
lil line into tcr if i'm struggling
i'm always on it
they call me the menace of music

can hear the new brewing

it looms

>>212896536
She had her period Tuesday
>>212896608
But it is like that, lad
Sofia is a name she goes by since it's easier for people to say it on reading it

>>212896556
who?

>>212896606
Lad on the right could eat an apple through a tennis racket

>>212896595
did you suffer a lot of hearing loss?

gf had a bigger cock than me before they cut it off lmao

sir joe rogan

>>212896556
>I could probably ruin their lives if I wanted to.
How so?

bros, check the clock

>>212896639
del gato

Sir Terry Wogan

>>212896595
ktim seen everyone I wanted to see

>>212896556
appreciate it la i know you knew me after i said i had a z3 thankfully i sold that so no longer visible on google street view haha

get.
it.
made.

>>212896641
Yeah so she’s called Sofija but she goes by Sophia so thick culchies can pronounce it

>>212896639
>>212896639
>>212896639

>>212896331
Two lads beat some old man to death in a park and they have girl and boy gangs running about on the trains causing trouble down there. It's not Croydon obviously, but it's a bit weird why they have so many delinquents down there nowadays.

>>212896725
haha

>>212896765
embarrassing