Thread 212912545

pou edition

I remember this thing

any big batty lads in?

>>212912545 (OP)
>pou

miss her so much

Imagine if you ate through your bum and pood out your mouth

Just turned 40, any tips for older gentlemen?

>>212912573
im a recovered sissy

margerald

how to england?

mc mental sent his regards :)

>>212912582
never saw the appeal aside from the obvious tits and fanny, find the whole e-girl aesthetic creepy and noncey if i'm being honest

love the more recent BRCC scenes as they mostly have arse to mouth

>>212912582
mental that we never got a proper video of her getting fucked hard. her bf is such a limp dick

>>212912582
that's nswf

>>212912596
kwab

they got mugged off

just be yourself bro
just be confident bro
just buy a house bro
just earn more money bro
just eat better bro
just work out bro
yeah bro
like totally bro just bootstrap bro
youre not grinding frfr bro skibadi skree bro
just rizz up da hoes bro

>>212912596
emma was one of the few wearing white panties

>>212912613
the fact that she's the leader of HR boils my blood ngl

might have cancer

I think if someone rich committed a crime against me, I would rather the concept of wergild still be a thing, where they pay me £10,000,000 and not go to prison vs they go to prison and I get nothing.

>>212912620
fr fr faxx

>>212912622
they're shorts mate

>>212912596
disgraceful

>>212912620
feel like you're upset x
wanna talk about it xx

to that 20yo
get a costco card

>>212912545 (OP)
Nostalgia

>>212912647
hi
where cornwall :c

Currently reading: Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir.
It's rather good.
And you?

>>212912637
That's Anne Hathaway

TRUE. get a TESCO clubcard as well

>>212912582
did she make bank off all those creepy mentally ill incels and abuse the parasocial relationship thousands of simps had with her then bail?
classic

going to bed goodnight

got to say, disintegration by the cure is quite the album

>>212912663
nothing. i decided to stop reading

>>212912585
Get really fat and rub your belly while laughing heartily

>>212912658
banned!

>>212912679
Will you read this comment?

Genuinely going to hit usyk if I ever see him in person.

Absolute violation spending the entirety of his career at heavyweight beating the fuck out of our best fighters

>>212912654
>"Wow!"
Surely brits have had costcos since the 90s

>>212912663
started reading childhood's end by arthur c clarke

>>212912582
lauren alexis is literally better in every way

>>212912685
actually? lol
get her on the nonce botnet

I've fucking wasted the last 3 days. I don't want to waste today.

>>212912654
Mental how she’s not actually wowed by his Costco membership card and is just playing along with his joke solely because he’s hot
The incelfada can’t come soon enough

>>212912691
no, it's injected straight into my brain

>>212912663
tad williams - to green angel tower

>>212912705
she's a grifter who doesn't show anything but is still somehow one of the top creators

>>212912705
she doesn't get shagged on camera though

just buy a better car bro and flex on all the fresh pussy bro
women totally get wet over fash car bro
zoom zoom flash car me big status high value male bro
are you impressed bro please validate me bro please bro
please

Americans can't fucking suffer
I was dating a quadroon and I went to America to meet her. Stayed there 3 months.
She would CONSTANTLY tell me women were flirting with me
If I was born in America I would not be a freak.

>>212912187
spunked to that lily labeau scene so many times

>>212912665
Why would Anne Hathaway be working in HR? Use your head mate she’s an actress

>>212912724
built for anal

i'm dangerous

Rizzing them up on tinder me

>>212912692
But He love UK

dating a dog

>>212912663
i enjoyed it, might be a reason to go to the cinema next year

>>212912730
>Americans can't fucking suffer
true
>If I was born in America I would not be a freak.
questionable

>>212912737
No I'm certain that's Anne Hathaway, I've spaffed many a load to her you see

mumberg goes down to the fridge 3-4 times a night

>>212912705
her content is trash and l say that as someone who wanks to her

>>212912663
Some Prefer Nettles by Junichiro Tanizaki. It’s good.

right that’s Germany filtered

some people are just not cringe and can say/act/look like what they want

>>212912737
She's the wife of William Shakespeare anon.

>Some Prefer Nettles
!!

>>212912730
true. being american is just ez mode

vile farts

>>212912781
its spaki he'll use multiple different flags

>>212912749
a dog?

>>212912708
I believe in you

das scheisse ist verboten!!! >.<

>>212912769
Would like to apologise to the Kiwi if he’s still here. It would appear poo does indeed come from the arse after all.

>>212912756
I'm just slightly above average in terms of looks. I am just an autist. There's just a far bigger sample size in America compared to here so I'd suffer far less.

Wittgenstein said even if incels could speak, we wouldn't be able to understand them

>>212912747
i like how nice he is
very cringe when boxers act like they're in the WWE and all of our boxers do it

>>212912796
yes, a talking dog

scatmong is here. that's me gone.

>>212912774
avatar usage

people actually arguing over who had better taste in ewhores
wow!
bring on ragnarok immediately
beam up up scotty
I don't want to live any more

>>212912805
niggas need to sell the fight

*tap* *tap* is this thing on? I’m not getting any (you)s

i need my fuckin dick suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

>>212912816
it's the only civil discussions that happen here

Enough is enough now lads, any obscure or irrelevant country gets filtered. Absolutely ruins the vibe and it's always some little niche shit hole like.germany or phillipines that posts the weird shit

>>212912813
Never heard of that book is it any good?

>>212912831
Learn the difference between a need and a want

>scatmong
>singular

I want a family

>>212912829
Gave you one earlier you ungrateful cunt

need a gf to approach me with a onesie

i'm 20, have a tesco colleague clubcard, but have no bitches

I want a shit

>>212912852
consult maslow's pyramid of needs

>>212912858
I have American flags filtered for obvious reasons

You think any previous posters have intentionally killed themselves

just learned the term paypig
apparently it's where guys just give money to women just for being women and don't get anything in return
apparently some of them even meet random girls at an atm, they withdraw money for them and then leave

>>212912870
here ya go

I was such a fat cunt back at school. We had to run around the football pitch to warm up in PE and I had to lie down because I couldn’t breathe and kept almost passing out. one person recorded it on Snapchat

>>212912831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esg3IImfQp4

just got a cramp in my thigh for the first time in my life. mental. i'm growing older by the minute

>>212912877
Doubt it

>>212912844
it's someone using the "nonce botnet" that selects random proxies

>>212912888
paypig is a well known /vg/ term

Genuinely my biggest regret is not pulling the nonce card or something


All those dickhead teachers etc all I had to say is he grabbed my cock over my trousers and I could have ruined their entire life

>>212912893
kahteeming so fucking hard to this

>>212912869
youre missing a handsome face
but you can always just be confident and im sure that'll suffice

>>212912888
rosie used to use it all the time
r-remember the commie slags anyone???

she should rape me!!

>>212912926
I am handsome
I just don't meet any women because I have no social circle(s)

>>212912936
No child inside this specific robot. Play on.

>>212912905
I dont play video games bro, im not 12 am i

lmao I thought Germans being into scat was a meme

>>212912932
old /brit/ is dead no one remembers them anymore
remember that fat manchester chick people used to post

cause you're just a man it's just what you do your head in your hands as you color me blue

i shouldnt have to listen to other people having sex

>>212912888
very common term in the vtubing scene too

>>212912944
just make friends bro

i'm the ceo of the itty bitty clitty committee :)

>>212912971
Let's see it then

>>212912932
aye

>>212912962
true. I am probably going to mental breakdown when the people around me start fucking. I think I hear just one person sometimes but its easy to not hear that

>>212912952
this bitch?

>>212912970
I can't bro
no one likes me no matter how hard i try
whenever I offer to meet they ignore it and rarely ever ask me to meet

>>212912964
yeah im not surprised you degenerates would know that
only way you'd ever get female attention

>>212912892
are you fit now at least? lots of fat kids end up being very obsessive about diet and exercise. i've always just been skinnyfat. wasting my good years on mediocrity

I meet women all the time and they come on to me often but none of them meet my ridiculously high standards and I prefer to keep myself pure until she comes along and if she doesn’t that’s ok.

>>212912981
can Sarah Davidson please report to aisle 6, spillage, thank you

>>212913007
>are you fit now at least
On the outside yeah.

I’d love to have Emma Watson fart in my face.

>>212913002
never dono'd, ublock always on. i did get a lot of gifted subs tho

I want to be a bimbo doll
Let’s have another shopping haul
B I m b o
I just want to be a stupid hoe

>>212913023
get tae fuck

dadberg drunk and possibly asleep in the shed

Current predicted results if Corbz (JCP) starts a party
It's over for Britain, total middle class hitlerite victory and climate collapse.

i'm a vtuber main

>>212912981
>>212913023
>>212913052
pre-wall sarah was peak tbf
rosie too
aish never cut it for me

Deliveroo failed to take money out of my account (maybe because it is at 0 if you are wondering?) and gave me the month of the gold membership anyway. I also worked it out wrong yesterday but I spent money since then so it is confusing. I know what it was at and its basically + £15 on top of what I said for the big number, the one I would get after paying the electricity bill. it is still counted in but I am waiting a few more days before paying it to get that money in my savings account for longer, although I know it doesnt matter

I think my face is handsome when I look at photos but then I go irl and women don't seem to have any interest
it's over

Big changes coming to New Zealand

>>212913030
love yourself <3

fizzy cherry lime raspberry lemon orangeade

>>212912952
>>212912990
he means sara, aisha and rosie

>>212913073
DO NOT CLICK ITS SCAT PORN (ILLEGAL IN THE UK)

>>212913078
based

>>212912992
>no matter how hard i try
that's your problem bro
just stop trying bro
become like lao tzu bro
go with the flow bro
stop trying to force the current to change course bro
let the river carry you down stream bro
watch out dont smash your head on that rock bro but if you do bro dont worry it's just meant to be bro

>>212913078
looked him up and he's a pajeet

fizzy poo

>>212913088
I enjoy this gimmick.

cant sleep so watching a shit liam neeson film

>>212912749
alri white woman

>>212913088
>Secret Attachment userscript that embeds the file in your original file client-side

>>212913066
still have the mp4 of rosie saying some incomprehensible findom shit

but yeah I am probably going to order takeaway food a few times. I can afford to get fast food, but walking there to get it is cool too

A Glasgow man was arrested for calling the actions in Gaza a genocide.

At the same time government officials and military personnel were welcoming a visit by the head of the Israel Air Force which has dropped bombs on babies every day for over 2 years.

I feel so hungry after a night of drinking. I could eat a whole anon

>>212913162
>A Glasgow man was arrested for calling the actions in Gaza a genocide.
l dont believe it

>>212913129
looks like a distant cousin of lurtz the uruk hair captain

>>212913170
um

>>212912990
kek i meant the other one they just posted but her too

>>212913179
Why not? Kent police banned a woman from entering Canterbury and called her a terrorist just for waving a Palestinian flag earlier this week.
The pigs are having a field day with abusing intentional overreach ever since PA were banned.

>>212913162
bombing browns doesn't count as a genocide because they're not human therefore not a genocide
remember October the 7th

kinda mental how fit i am

I just want to live life
I'm sick of being in my childhood bedroom
It's all so tiresome

>>212913200
why didn't they have hair though
answer me that wise guy

>>212913105
the certified strategy for becoming a 32 year old incel with no friends

wouldn't mind a big plate of papaya and watermelon right now

the game theory fell through but basically (like a logic gate, which I think are useful for Pokemon Go i.e. with Pokemon sorting) it fell through... it was that if it is taken closer to midnight, they can take it back, then after midnight (the "day after") it is taken again and they get 50 coins, then they take it back for the other person or people to get 50, then it can repeat on that loop :)

>>212913222
too late dude
you get one shot
it's all over now

>>212913231
wouldn't mind stamping on your head until you died but oh well

>>212913208
Yeah? Cracks some salt and pepper over your belly and takes a long lick while moving my hands up your thighs towards your private area, culminating in a passionate kiss and a cradle of your balls and dick

>>212913231
zesty...

>>212913227
>32 year old incel with no friends
kind of hyper specific bro
talking about yourself?

mfw the gay bottom imitates a woman by saying my dick is too small, but im thinking to myself
> "why would i want to high 5 the turd log in your colon?"

>>212913249
fucking UM... erm... actually that's pretty... gay...

>>212913224
they had mature hairlines
high forehead = high in trustworthiness and perceived competence

>>212913242
yeah i know
might end it all
the thing is, i was so close
i'm white, good looking, young
but still seemingly so useless to the world

right now the company picnic is well under way and i'm about to pop some hydrocodone and play darktide

*stumbles through the front door of the thread covered in mud and blood as a thunderstorm rages outside then collapses on the floor*

>>212913263
No I’m only 31

>>212913222
get part time job until you can buy a car then get a delivery job
next get a lorry license then you can be a lorry driver

>>212913288
imagine the Pokemon Go gains

wow August is basically already here (get my next JSA payment August wahey)
that was so fast!

the movie is A Walk Among the Tombstones

*gets my head stuck in the cat door while trying to enter /brit/*
*yelps and shakes exposed rump*
*wags tail*

I'm a bottom who has hit rock bottom

>>212912869
>but have no bitches
who gives a fuck faggot
make your money and follow your dreams

>>212913288
Yeah let’s get the sick of life incel driving a lorry. Great idea. I’m sure we won’t be seeing a news report of severed prostitute heads being found up and down the M1 a few years from now.

anyone who isn't just plain fucking evil here tonight?

>>212913288
can't find a driving instructor

>>212913330
*Lowers paw*

do you think lao zhu was an incel?
sat in his bamboo hut, eating rice and practicing calligraphy all day?
his mum like, "zhu, it's sunny outside, wing, ping, ding and dong are practicing wushu" and he's like "leave me alone mum, im writing poetry and I have no interest in this mortal koil"

>>212913330
me :3 hi

>>212913279
*shags your muddy arse on the doorstep*

>>212913339
I can't post the monkey emoji on 4chan, but you get the idea

>>212913339
ugly nigger

>>212913339
Isn't that just George Floyd but AI-ed into being a woman?

>>212913330
wouldnt class myself as 'evil' but l'm quite scummy

no mice

>>212913279
did you get the papaya and melon?

>>212913355
MODS

im the nucleus

>>212913361
>>212913363
>>212913367
oi

*enters the thread in a tank and accidently crashes into rorkes car*

>>212913330
Hi

>>212913333
go to the next town over
also digits

>>212913272
not sure I'd trust this guy to be alone with my 14 year old elven daughter

>>212913355
verboten!!!

they police the thread at all hours
even on christmas

>>212913401
snorkeling i just remembered about that

*clears throat*
i have opps at mcdonalds

Does harry and William use this general?

you are only making a big deal out of it because I thought earlier (1 hour ago) that it was so weird how the r9k freaks who spam the thread with everything I talked about and that progress all made it so that posting an image on the imageboard is bannable. that is just who they are - I dont care

>>212913416
yes
i am harry
ama

>>212913416
yes i do but don’t tell meghan

>>212913412
they doing opps on zinger burgers now

>>212913416
and this post because I saw the king in Edinburgh two days ago. get out of my head!

>>212913396
I assure you she would be alive and unspoiled

neighbour is pissed out of his mind and freaking out again

deary me

why are burgers such tryhards

miss going to kfc and getting taiquisha to give me my zinger meal everyday when i was in london

>>212913459
no identity of their own

>>212913432
how come you ditched your family, country, titles and friends for a mid 30 year old darkie lmao

>>212911364
they refunded me bitch

emily browning in lemony snicket film

New podcast called mousey and the frogposter

mm mayonnaise onion coleslaw sounds nice
I love Canada

>>212913491
You missed with this one

>>212913478
black girl magic

lemony nigget

>>212913498
>mayonnaise onion coleslaw
so normal coleslaw then?

>>212913478
he didn’t though
tabloid mong

>>212913498
it was a burger nigga

>>212913491
>emily browning

major childhood crush

>>212913426
it will be nice when they go away forever
it will be a nice day

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

>>212913511
kill yourself nigger

black kweens need love too rorke x

stop saying "nigga"

no pinkies

>>212913531
sisterberg won’t stop repeating this out loud

mouselad cum tribute

>>212913534
haha

>>212913517
there are all different types of coleslaw
many do not contain onions at all
some do not contain mayonnaise either

Browsing /ck/ and licking my phone screen and moaning

>>212913534
I'll hold you down and rape you you stupid cunt

>>212913531
how about 3 packets of chicken* dippers for a tenner from iceland

>>212913555
yeah your kind are pretty fat aren’t they

Has Mike Rowe acknowledged that AI exists yet.

He was kvetching about young men not wanting to pick up a hammer ever since the pandemic and it was right around the same time that AI ever started being useful or worth talking about.

That was 5 years ago.
On one hand manual labor is in more demand than ever because silicon valley is getting axed left and right but on the other hand I don't know how far away AI is from replacing that too. Muskrat seems to be working hard on his upright walking automotons.

>company I worked at is going public soon and I might be able to cash out £500k from my options
>unavoidable 50% tax on it because it's treated as income
>colleague at work bought a 3 bed semi recently
>revealed his parents basically just gave him a £300k deposit
>no tax due on that

I hate this country.

ffs got curry but no rice

>>212913531
DARLING HOLD MA HAAAND

>>212913551
>some do not contain mayonnaise either
tell me about these kinds

>>212913551
perhaps but coleslaw that contains onion and mayo is the most common kind and what most people think of when they imagine coleslaw

i was thinking about coleslaw OK!

mad how demi lovato dropped the non binary grift and immediately went back to be incredibly fucking fit

>>212913584
sounds like you should have just got better parents n00b

Emma Watson shitting my cum out into the toilet and me wishing her shit off of my dick.

>>212913586
desi femcel inner monologue x

I started out a Twink but I'm soon to be a Bear.

>>212913589
the original german coleslaw is just salted cabbage, onions, and vinegar
no carrot or mayo

>>212913605
have you stopped eating the meatballs

>>212913610
literally not heard that name in 15 years

>>212913622
>

>>212913432
what does ama mean

>>212913613
>wishing
Yep. You wish.

>>212913613
nice auto correct you faggot retard

I smoked cigarettes from the floor and it gave me kidney problems on one side. when I smoked trouser pocket tobacco just now I cant stop sitting here and smiling, apathetic to everything. it is just tobacco in the cig but I noticed that I have been sitting here smiling for almost 10 minutes

>>212913640
:(

>>212913653
you
what

>>212913641
ama nigger

>>212913582
Automating physical labour is much harder, because unlike software engineers you don't have every single imaginable step of the work completely documented.

The scaling laws of LLM performance have two variables, compute and data. The data for physical jobs doesn't exist and making it will be much harder than for computer work.
However, manual labour is still fucked. If all computer work is completely automated then everyone will go into manual labour and you hit the double whammy of an increased supply of workers and a decreased demand in their services (there will be lots more DIY, and unemployed people can't afford plumbers).

The only way to escape this hellscape will be through owning assets. Hope you have rich parents.

>>212913653
if your gonna smoke off the floor make it weed at least

>>212913589
they are usually just vinegar and a touch of fruit juice as a dressing
an asian style slaw for instance can be made like this with a rice wine vinegar a squeeze of lime a pinch of sugar and a little toasted sesame oil (and salt of course)
>>212913590
onion is definitely not an ingredient in the default standard coleslaw recipe

>>212913640
Hope he had time to repent before he kicked it

>>212913663
it's an ai chatbot

>>212913663
first time reading a ratpedo post?

>>212913681
>ratpedo
literally no one calls him this

tobuscus

New
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>>212911991
>>212911991

>>212913673
those on the floor were and I was only hesitant to say the other thing just in case someones playing a trick on me

>>212913674
>onion is definitely not an ingredient in the default standard coleslaw recipe
yes it is stupid american scum

real schizo hours

>>212913674
>a touch of fruit juice
such as

>>212913716
you need to leave

>>212913611
>boomers buy a house for £100k in the 90s
>it's now worth £1m
>they do an equity release and give the money to their kids
>0% tax on this

>i work at a startup for years
>50% tax on my gains

How am I even supposed to progress. I'm considering just not paying the tax and fucking off to Vietnam or something.

I invented a new sandwich today called the no meat burger triple stack

fake mousey hours

new slate vid
https://youtu.be/DfuhkRlLUxE

>>212913754
>>212913754
>>212913754

wish I hadn't drank half a red bull because I'm sat in my incel chair tweaking out with nothing stimulating to watch

I want to buy ketamine

>>212913735
what's the startup
let me guess
some shite mobile phone apps

>>212913735
surely the capital gains from the house appreciating are taxed

>>212913671
I live in close proximity the oilsands and I hate to say that the first thing "IRL" to go is going to be anything that's

1. Dangerous
2. Precise

If some AI-rube can drive something that weighs 1000 tons around it costs about 10k an hour to operate then I have a have a hard time imagining one guy being so good at it that they're just going to go to him for.

The world is now an automation game like factorio. Time to make my move....