Thread 212922283

Great Britain edition

poo smells lmao

>>212922283 (OP)
>Excluding Northern Ireland
>Excluding the Orkney Islands
>Excluding the Shetland Islands
>Etc
You idiot

the united kingdom sub edish

the cronem shroud

literally me

wow I'm feeling really accelerated by this amazing discord raid I can really feel the world changing all around me I can feel the people rising up very powerful

>>212922236
Probably according to most men. He brought a stripper for me when I was 16 and it made me have a panic attack and I froze up until she got off me and then cried in my room.

>>212922348
He does not look a day above 35

im very curious about goblin like creatures

>>212922348
>36
blud looks 50 years old mate

>>212922220
How do I become a female prison guard?

>>212922383
me?

>>212922349
what discord raid?

>>212922358
You white pussyhole. A cronem would have clarterned her

>>212922358
your dad is a bit mental

>>212922220
can't wait for the inevitable biopic

>>212922358
Was she ugly? I've seen some strippers I'd panic if they tried getting near me. The really hot strippers are rare.

>>212922388
gotta transition first haha x

timmy: Guys... I don't want speak too soon... but I think I've met her... I think I've met The One! I mean, sure, we both have baggage, but that's just what comes with being an Adult in The City. I really think we have a chance at going all the way, if I can just let myself be happy for once...
cronem: *waggling on facetime*

>>212922388
get some taste first

>>212922422
hahaha LOL

>>212922404
Yeah, he has some sort of anti social personality disorder and constantly gets into trouble. I am mental too but in an autistic way.

>>212922383
ZANK EM HOBGOBBLA!

>>212922348
Man looks like a 36 year old filipino midget with a Simple Jack haircut

>A 3-year-old girl was referred to our pediatric outpatient clinic with breast development and vaginal discharge over a period of 6 months.

>The [gender affirming hormone therapy] of her transgender father was estradiol spray 6.12 mg applied to both forearms daily. After 6 months this was changed to estradiol gel 3.75 mg daily for 7 months. The gel was manually applied to the chest, abdomen, shoulders, and thighs.

>The father reported skin to skin contact on a daily basis. A physical examination of the girl revealed a Tanner stage III for breast and Tanner stage I for pubic hair development.

https://abstracts.eurospe.org/hrp/0097/hrp0097p2-91

15 cronems in a zoom call waggling it for each other

gammons are frothing

>>212922460
add a neurotic mother and a slutty sister and you got yourself a sitcom

LMAO

https://youtu.be/dcSfPWhzIX4?si=Do7_C8Tueb4FbUhz&t=446

>>212922478
then they go to the showers and lather each other up with the coco butter x

just seen a man with a vagina being fucked by a big white cock on a blue board

leftypol on his bike stopping cars with the power of his index finger

what the fudge is that

>>212922505
Sam Shepard should narrate this scene like in the Big Lebowski

>>212922505
Hope the silly bastard got pregnant and had to go off the test

>>212922515
>man with a vagina
What next? Woman with a penis?

small boat cronem secured himself a katy within 24 hours of crashing on that coast behind him

or whatever other cowboy asshole named Sam. I have jerked off to ftm pr0n before, I'll have you know!

Just did research on Orkney and Shetland and found that Norse was never a common language there and only spoken by their masters

So it's like if English people pretended they were Normans because they had Norman lords

we all on a dashcam watching binge then?

just picked up my SSRIs. can finally function again lads

>>212922221
>widely-touted
>hyphenated
goyim are illiterate cattle

>>212922477
corr

>>212922584
your knob doesn't work

dont talk to me until ive had my morning ssri

>>212922561
man looks 5'5" with an attitude

>>212922477
Ah yes more Jewish horrors

I know it's up to God but can he not stop these already

>>212922561
FUAAARK

>>212922422
oh my DAYS

>>212922477
wtf

>>212922596
Bitch that's an adverb

>>212922607
meanwhile 6'2 timmy wanking in his childhood bedroom x

I hear you're an ftm now fadder

>>212922610
good news: there is no god

looksmatched in 2025

put in work at the gym, eat right, stay lean, keep the tan topped up, a fresh fade, and you too can have a bogged gf with nasolabial folds deep enough to plant a crop of potatoes in

thunderstorms were a nowt butty

The Jews recently attacked Gaza's only church with a tank and claimed it was an accident
And still all Christian organisations will submit to the Jews

>>212922561
mmhmm das rite

bit of rachmaninoff 3 in the morning

out-bloody-rageous

>>212922605
that's ok. not like i'll ever get to use it

>>212922587
No way that's a cuntboy?

puk you puk you
you bastard bloody puk you

>>212922636
ktim unironically
fml

>>212922644
they love bogged whores

>>212922652
there are barely christians in gaza left anyway. christians are getting ethnically cleansed throughout the middle east senpai

>>212922644
shes beautiul
wish she was my gf

>>212922644
honestly these people scare me more than any migrant

love ignoring the gf to each her a lesson

>another race riot starred by Russia

This one was dangerously close to London too

>>212922670
YOU ARE FUCKING
YOU ARE FUCKING

6'2" timmy parading with dumpy flat-faced pang pang who looks like a chubby chinese boy

>>212922644
Demi's not bogged, her big lips are from her black father. We have to see her figure. It prob carries her

>>212922283 (OP)
Great? Like how great exactly?

>>212922670
BENCHOD

downloading music

>>212922648
yon cutty wench be mighty downy! yarr!

>>212922596
additionally, hyphens in compound modifiers are only needed to disambiguate meanings. most of the time they are completely unnecessary.

>he had the most used bags
>he had the most-used bags

this is a rare case of disambiguation. usually people add ugly hyphens without even thinking about it.

>>212922713
I can't even get a pang pang
too scared to leave my childhood bedroom

it's 1986

>>212922723
James VI and I wanted to be known as an emperor so he called it great Britain to refer to the country not the island

They are hunting down bald people in Mozambique

>>212922733
>"bwc"

>>212922670
FUCK YOU BLOODy

Transmen are the only category of person I am not attracted to at all. It is wrong

>>212922746
that was a bad year for music

>>212922713
mmhmm

>>212922718
mate she's bogged. The only women in the image who aren't are the 2 elderly women in the top row and the dyke between them doing her best pretending to be a man act. The other women are all pumped full of fillers:

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1752918104397517.jpg

>>212922760
race is literally all you can think about.

sir dark kier

wish i was passionate about something or had a reason to live or any purpose in life

deanos at toil invited me to watch the boxing later but they're starting boozing early and I just know I'll get steaming and they'll talk about shagging and I'll be outed as a virgin

>>212922733
>giving up life on easy mode for THIS
YIKES

>>212922733
cute

>>212922733
This is just straight porn with an ugly woman.

>>212922733
timmy cudnt get di katy so he became di katy x

>>212922809
must have felt good for the gay guy to fuck a guy but it actually feels good not pooey like an arsehole lmao

>>212922808
this is me. that's why i refuse to hang out with other people, especially men

>>212922739
My only gripe is when they are used with adverbs. Otherwise I like seeing hyhens. It shows that the writer knows how to use them.

>>212922806
same :)

>>212922808
tell them things you've read on /brit/

>>212922816
LOL!

Meanwhile the cronem has it easy. Literally picks up and fondles whomever he wants.

>>212922816
That's an ftm, female to male. In language your retarded ass can understand - katy she get dem titty remove so nigger think she boy, no rape her xx

Kys you freak.

>>212922776
LOL
Model Timmy's looksmatch

Hope Trump destroys the Murdoch media empire.

>>212922848
of course you know everyting about di transformed katies x

How will the cronem react when a mob inevitably burns him alive in his hotel?

So many troons and stinking shit skins itt

>>212922808
>so anon how many birds you shagged this week?
just say you've been on the tinder grind and getting regular pussy but not too much to not seem desperate and pushy

otherwise say "a gentleman never kisses and tells"

>>212922871
idgit

>>212922848
>t. tranny expert

>>212922864
yeah it's called studying something else besides the veins on a niggers cock you crippled spastic

>>212922808
Maybe it'll be a 40 year old virgin (40 year spacker in your case) situation where you all become close friends as they try to get you a shag.

>>212922865
The Reform Timmies all went home after Pang Pang shouting at them over the phone to get home asap

>>212922910
rape fetish unironically

>>212922901
personally, I'm deeply learned in sucking my teeth and making jazz hands

>>212922808
Create a catfish Tinder account, run it for a couple of hours, then change all the pictures to yours before you go to the party. When they start asking questions don't say anything and just start scrolling through your matches. Boss move.

>>212922910
Video?

>>212922919
LOL rice and steamed dog meat ready!

A single migrant from Afghanistan has managed to convince the home office to allow 22 "family members" to come with him to the UK

Lmao

Had a kebab with some chili sauce last night and it is absolutely ripping my arsehole open right now

>>212922902
they ruined his life in the 40 year old virgin. he was happy with his hobbies and didn't need a woman.

>>212922933
genius or autistic?

>>212922787
Roxanne's not bogged

Demi K got some black in her lips, not bogged

>>212922951
Get them all housed and on PIP

>>212922808
just say you're on a dry spell lad

you will also need to deliberately not take your phone with you in case they ask you to take it out to show them your most recent (non-existent) dating app conquest. Saying you forgot your phone but having it in your pocket won't work, you need to actually not have the device on you to lend legitimacy to the lie.

Mental how I'd vote Reform for their policies on migrants but nothing else

>>212922808
Just be vague and don't mention you're a virgin. It's not like anyone will ask what the exact date of your last shag was.

>>212922348
I think he's lying about being 36

>>212922321
You are the idiot sarr

>>212922971
walled and bogged

>>212922970
>black guy in the back wid white katy

>>212922997
his sister x

>>212922902
that's what I'm hoping for that by hanging around them I'll improve my social skills and maybe have a chance of meeting girls

>>212922971
mate, look at her nasolabial folds

any good posts

>>212922971
Look I appreciate you're content to keep banging the "she's got some black in her" racebait drum and that's fine but for the avoidance of any doubt, she clearly has lip filler in her top lip.

Feel free to carry on with your agenda, this is where I get off.

>>212922835
Link to full vid? I miss slag kino

>>212922806
You have to experience things to know what you like or are good at. Try everything you can. It took me decades to find my path

first weekend off in ages and it's pissing down, lush

saw one of these on the bus today
not nude obviously, but the massive gaping scar on her arm where they took the skin for the neopenis, the 'male' pattern baldness, my little pony tshirt and a glittery cane, they're like a walking parody
utterly vile

>>212923013
I can tell by your posts you're a Lone Wolf. Don't worry about the Pups in the Pack. Walk your own path!

>>212923010
lol timmy's sista gettin blacked
meanwhile timmy only get leathery crocodile skin keisha pussy

>>212922321
None of those are part of Great Britain.

Reminder that Mossad and mi6 use the same propaganda tactics since the former was created with the help of the latter, that's why fascistic rhetoric in both england and occupied Palestine is exactly the same: jews become a race instead of a religion, the settler-colonialist becomes an immigrant and the immigrant a settler colonialist, muslims are the apex of barbarity and untrustworthiness and the western model the only factor of stability and peace.

>>212923038
that sounds really depressing. waste decades of your life only to find something when you're one foot in the grave

>>212923034
see >>>/gif/29153968

also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCaLL5h_6Fg&t=107s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhTfnyXT20U

>>212923046
>the fake balls contain a manual pump to inflate the fake willy

OK this is a new one for me. You have to laugh.

>>212923055
LOL
all hairy n shid

>>212923060
Alri kelly

>>212923038
dont disagree im just whinging tbf. what did you find that youre into?

>>212923060
what I like about the Israelis on /int/ is their unchecked cockiness but only when talking about Israeli affairs

>>212923094
ingrown nappy pubic hair wid bare lice
scritch scritch scritch

>>212922610
Are the jews in the room with us right now?

dem twisty bendy batons
permanently stretched

>>212923075
>waste
How is it a waste? It’s what living is all about, experiencing things, trying new things, meeting new people, having self growth. Slaving in a job you hate is better? Doing nothing is better?

>>212923102
how it feel

mental how one belgian poster changed /brit/ forever

>>212923141
damn... dats a permanent stretch

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>>212923046
One of my line managers at work is an FtM troon. She's about 5'0", standard lesbian mullet haircut, wears flannels and trousers, goes by a man's name and was quite obviously born a woman.

I think she hates me because I'm 6'2" and work out.

fit for today

>>212923141
I thought Brits said nightstick
which sounds more civilized cause baton has an American police connotation now

>>212923079
CORRRRRRRRRRR

Cheers lad x

>>212923150
mmhmm
swc timmy will never know that feel
he only knows 43yo pang pang who stinks of shrimp soup

>>212923185
you tryna be a chauffeur

Any juicy cats in?

>>212923185
That's a mighty slick outfit for a dapper young fella

>>212923117
My favourite jobs have been working as a forest ranger, I loved the solitude and being in the bush, love animals and plants me. Also enjoyed gardening work I’ve done, worked as a musician which was fun but too hard to live off of. Right now I’m working in mental health support for youth, worked in peer support and counselling, drug and alcohol addiction too. I find it rewarding and has taught me how to help myself

cronem affiliated

peak bing bong sex arse

Did a poo for about an hour reckon i lost about a kilo

>>212923195
mere clapmeat for cronem

>>212923185
me and the lads

>>212923228
mmmmmhh she only 12

>>212923247
bro?

>>212923239
das rite
mere masturbation flesh devices

>>212923199
timmy only get disinterested wank at dodgy massage spot
x

>>212923240
>if you fail to follow our instructions we will castrate the manager

>>212923255
fr bro

investing in poo

>>212923228
having a sudden yoga interest :)

>>212923288
nigga?

>>212923263
from old asian women who look like pekingese dogs

>>212923038
>It took me decades
How old are you?

>>212923288
dat m4 looking good but timmy sr won't do nun

>>212923288
sir kier just clapped

18 07 25 Gammonmen square

You're all on a watch list for seeing image now

The children of rapegang victims are beginning to speak out against their fathers

>>212923195
british nightlife is incredibly grim

>>212923314
Mid 30s

got the bets on

>>212923324
No it isn't it's kino

>>212922991
No you are

>>212923057
Yes I know they're not part of the island of Great Britain. I just think it's dumb leaving out parts of the UK. I see people taking the attitude of "who cares about Northern Ireland, they're Irish, let the Irish have them". If we take that attitude about all parts of the UK then eventually there would be nothing left.

>>212923160
Once you've been here long enough you'll notice it's not at all uncommon to have periods of several months / years where different characters become a presence in the thread then over time die down and new characters take their place.

It's all seasonal and cyclical. This is why you'll see long-term, normal posters unphased by spam: they're old enough to remember the unbroken chain of 7-8 different waifuspammers and other flavours that were here during the last 10+ years. I assume any poster I see losing their lid over spam has only been posting here for 1-12 months tops.

>>212923239
If ykyk

It's a Hitlerian kind of Saturday.

>>212923334
post em

>>212923323
>Jayden Sheeran
Ed Sheeran's Paki-Irish brother

>>212922321
FUCKING IDIOT!

>>212923307
hahaha oh my DAYS

>>212923321
after posting here i wouldn't be surprised if im on a watch list
im white and a fairly law-abiding citizen, the police state love to harass people like me

need a gf

>>212923342
You are a mong. OPs pic is Great Britain not UK. Thats all theres nothing more too it

>>212923347
how come black men have immaculate dress sense compared to timmies?

>>212923323
leftypol fuming, calling them traitors and rorke sympathizers

>>212923342
You should be shot

>>212923321
can they not ask the AI not to generate a mini roundabout in the middle of a 5-lane motorway when they prompt stuff like this?

>>212923342
The thread is called Great Britain edition, not UK edition. Sit down and be quiet.

>>212923347
gwaan mek yardie baby x

*sets rats loose outside of jannys home

>>212923382
Kek

Never forget: women can't know for sure they're women unless they've had their chromosomes checked, but if a man says he's a woman he's definitely a woman and it is highly offensive to mention his chromosomes, which are entirely irrelevant to whether or not a person is a woman.

>>212923377
The best I can do is a blown out infertile 39 year old with 60,000 in debt

Tugging her head back via pony tail then cupping a feel and neck kiss

>>212923347
This hog bouta get stretched to permanence by a black king

>>212923342
Absolutely right mate, that's why england should reconquer the world. Imagine if there was only england, what a disgrace.

>>212923409
>women can't know for sure they're women unless they've had their chromosomes checked
no one has ever said this

>>212923401
nyooom

>>212923377
you think you do but you don't

your mental fantasy of having a gf isn't what it's really like

>>212923416
maybe staying single ain't that bad...

>>212923408
she got a £250 fine for this lmao

why does mcdonalds coke taste so different? they must water it down

My autistic special interest is the brit general on 4chan.

>>212923408
based
cats should be subject to psychological warfare

Honestly is insane how fast the British Empire unravelled

moving to poland to clean toilets

>>212923447
Fast foot places get their soft drinks delivered as concentrated syrup which are then diluted at the point of sale, so yeah, they can be watered down compared to the ready made stuff.

>>212923416
TimmyLife™
Don't worri lil Timmy, your Pang Pang with shark teeth will soon arrive x

>>212923447
freshly mixed syrup

need to pump alex phillips

>>212923323
This country is an absolute dystopia.

>>212923382
>Spent the last three years constantly pregnant with mulattos

>>212923467
work with poles located in poland at toil
keep telling them with the way its going im off over there to steal their jobs

>>212923377
For me it's Methode

>>212923401
Didnt he get away with this?

>>212923476
should be clapping his cheeks through the window

>>212923492
a white woman's place

>>212923467
won't need a visa now because of brexit?

>>212923408
What a cunt

fit

tesco cheese twist and a wank tesco cheese twist and a wank tesco cheese twist and a wank tesco cheese twist and a wank tesco cheese twist and a wank tesco cheese twist and a wank

>>212923514
you*

>>212923500
haha you're so hilarious

>>212923447

It is yeah, it comes in a big bag of concentrated syrup, and is mixed with carbonated water when it comes out of the machine.
Same for all the other drinks they sell from the machine

In fact, Coca cola make more money from sales of concentrated drink syrups to restaurants than supermarket sales of ready to drink beverages. Knower from having worked in a Macdonalds and from my business operations unit at uni

monie and other /britfeel/ incel

>>212923460
It's still there like the ancient Greek colonies in the Med. Demographics not on our side.

>>212923532
thanks mate i appreciate that

There's a direct line from Protestantism to Mass migration

Mental to think of that

>>212923514
have an EU passport. thank you mum <3

IS THERE LIFE ON MAAAAARRRRRSSSSSSS

>>212923538
This looks like AI

>>212923538
Moni out there living his best life

>>212923548
has this ever been explained, why hasn't it ever come back?
what did we lose?

>>212923519
Watched this Rorkette the other day absolute babe

>hang out with Deano
>"so how's the shagging going?" "shagging it up mate?" "shagaluf shagaluf!"
In no other country do men act like this, just our monged up hellhole.

>>212923566
certainly a step up from recording women in bathrooms

Schools in England are now forcing girls to wear trousers

Lmao forced to dress in men's clothes globohomo or rather sexohomo

>>212923525

Read this like that stupid dancing office ladies tiktok video

>>212923514
Yeah, so?

>>212923548
Irish diaspora?

>>212923582
you've never been to another country, retard

>>212923561
lurk moar newfag

no pollen update?

>>212923503
got confused looking at this thinking it was saying Übel == Honor when she's the most dishonorable person in the entire show

then realised the translations are above, not below

>>212923598
>retard
FOY

>>212923467
Wonder what the UK's GDP per capita would be if the population hadn't increase by 8,000,000 in that time

>>212923576
>what did we lose?
Motivation, and lots of people mysteriously became long-term ill

>>212922910
She ruins the honour of that surname

>>212923593
Why do you want migrant men to stare at white girls' bare legs so much?

>>212923597
nope, eastern euro. mum brought me to this hellhole when i was still a child

girls night out

>>212923616
Higher because paying people more always leads to a better economy and better results

Me and the missus
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1752919529198184.webm

>>212923576
no single reason. housing, energy prices, migration, low birthrates and so on

>>212923629
Do you like brown women? I've noticed that eastern European men often like them

>>212923582
It wouldn't be an issue if you shagged though.

It's just that when you don't shag it cuts straight through you and shaggers know this (and they know you don't shag). They know you have no recourse either. It's a free win for them, knocks you down several pegs and elevates their own position in the hierarchy.

>>212923645
9/10 billionaires strongly disagree with this statement

soldiers are like i joined the army because I got no gsces and now ive got no legs and im mental :(

>>212923650
Timmy can't even shag stinky Keisha properly

>>212923643
modern society seeing no issue with 14 year olds dressing this way and getting drunk in the park on stolen sourz

>>212923643
Yummy!

>>212923682
I joined the army because I wanted to kill people, got that out of my system now I live a normal life.

>>212923643
asking for it

>>212923656
Genuinely mad the 2 people working have to put their child into childcare and its almost unaffordable for most people

>>212923678
Germany paid workers more and this lead to a booming economy

It was so bad Churchill and Lord Gray decided total war was the only solution to the threat of work being valued

>>212923691
whiteboy cant hold no rhythm LOL

>>212923682
lmao

>>212923682
YOU'LL BE THE HERO OF THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
NOBODY KNOW THAT YOU'VE LEFT FOR GOOD

>>212923682
Their own fault for joining ground forces when they could have joined the navy or RAF and fucked about for 10 years doing nothing, making good money, then got out unharmed.

nth for the gyaldem

>>212922295
>>212922295
>>212922295

>>212923629
>mum brought me to this hellhole
Why did she leave the paradise of Eastern Europe?

New
>>212922295
>>212922295
>>212922295

>>212923717
Second-hand embarrassment from watching Timmy mechanically going through the motions. Imagine how out of breath he is lol

>>212923543
Explain France, Spain, and Italy then

>>212923751
lost her job during the GFC and back then the UK wasn't as shit as it is today

>>212923645
Right, and then why do they hire immigrants, according to you?