>>212933233 (OP)weekend trip to falmouth subedition
3 powerful cums today i am sooooo horny
plotting the downfall of /brit/
wish i had a gf who would cosplay as a maid for me
>>212933295The scrandemic
microwave lasagne ready meal down the hatch
truth nuke:
Prostitutes, pornstars, and strippers are NOT whores. They are capitalists, earning money from their body.
The real whores are women who want to eat their cake and have it - they flaunt their tits and arse but live under the pretence that they are not, in fact, whores.
If your onlyfans involves you getting your pussy slammed, you are a woman, if you post tiktok videos purporting to be about something like cooking or whatever but it's really just about showing your body, that's when you're a whore.
Not racist. Just donโt want to eat poo.
She was holding hands wiv Trevah, not the greatest feelin evah
>>212933349why did you post this here
>>212933344they're not capitalists, they're proles who are selling their labour and body for money
Local Reform Party activist Richard (Dick) Bottomley and his wife PANG PANG attend a patriotic protest outside the Epping Forest migrant hotel alongside Tommy Robinson and his Zionist Defence League
>>212933382hear they dance in the south of france
joe biden got dat BBC (big biden cock)
Quick fort game before my wank.
>>212933374that's not what proletariat means
They control the Means of Production, ergo they are members of the Capitalist Class.
>>212933454whatever, you know what i mean
They saw Wesley arrive in his limo
>>212933459love chunky women me
>>212933365for da vibes mane
>>212933459Yanks love their cladding.
>>212933459posted this earlier today, glad you liked it
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m2 elastic bands obliterated by fiendish killas and goons
Love female cosplayers me.
put on those silky smooth addidas shorts i have again with no pants below and theres something about them against my knob and balls that's giving me a stiffy
just seen rorke at the shops
>>212933510mad that these two bogged freaks are living happier lives than me
>>212933363>1970's filter>2020's fashion
>>212933490why do you keep posting this busted old freak
>>212933545sheesh that's fresh
>>212933545mmmmmhh das da bidenmobile no doubt
>>212933566looool stalling and spitting on himself hahahah
>>212933554i'll post whatever i like you whinging little ponce
wish our noncehunters battered nonces the way yank noncehunters do
>>212933603mmmhh biden do be ridin
>>212933603that's that new new
>>212933610based gilf enjoyer
>>212933614aka the snotty bullied kids at school
>>212933610that doesn't explain why you keep posting that busted old freak though
>>212933607Read this as "Active-Eeee!"
>>212933614impossibly based taste in women
>>212933655because retards don't know how to textually elongate words
should be "actiiiiive"
>>212933622noooo 4chan is magically exempt somehow!!
>>212933655do people actually read posts to themselves? LOL
>>212933614It's all fun and games until they get top surgery
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>>212933648>bbbuut bbbtuuuttt whaaa whaaaaaaa
>>212933696i am honestly telling you to stop wasting your life here
>>212933712that's one scrannable arse
>>212933622i love living in china. glory to the CCP
>>212933622no idea what "Civitai" is so I'm gonna assume it's not a great loss
>>212933704Damn, I bet he can smell hymens from three miles away
>>212933704*82
need that big biden cock
>>212933689unfortunate trvke
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>>212933754because you're here all day posting the same shit
textually elongating my dick
>>212933736Squealing irl at the sociocultural vernacular of this post
>>212933784when she 12 and I'm 82
Lesbian daughter or yellow fever son?
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the arse that launched a thousand poos
>>212933745I hope you enjoy the entire British internet being theguardian and Youtube in a couple years
All the katies have cancelled their cronemcards and stopped going to the gherkin. The white house is where it's at now. They twitching for their next fix of Big Biden Cock.
i tell myself what i look in a woman: career, ambition, wants a family, has hobbies outside of netflix and make up
but the truth is, i just want a 2/10 with a gigantic arse and don't care about anything else
*drags you out of your smelly childhood bedroom by your tail*
have a few things i could/should be doing to make the most of the 'kend but far too hungover so instead i am lying on the sofa forcing booze down til i feel better. might have an early night.
BMW anon is this legit?
https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1902363
Didnt think they made them in RHD
You are an incel chud NEET. That's lower than being a tranny in the eyes of most people.
>>212933732Black bait body
oh hell naw he chomping on that thang
>>212933906https://youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM?list=RDXVekJTmtwqM&t=401
Not many posts about British culture ITT...
>>212933894no i believe it has been digitally altered
this is the original
>>212933953if you want to talk about crisps and biscuits and the weather, reddit will be more suited to you
Sat in Santander bus station drinking those little Spanish beers they do
>>212933790I'm not though am I
Not sure why you think that
>>212933971I said British culture. Those aren't British culture.
British culture is getting pissed and shagging.
>>212933894it's even worse in motion
trannies are pure evil and should all be killed
>>212934000>British culture is getting pissed and shagging.
NEED a sensory homonculus gf
>>212933865Screaming
Miss this lil zesty nigga what's he up to nowadays
>>212934000then how come i've never shagged
cannot mentally separate cavolo nero, kohlrabi, and romanesco. all very different looking veg, unable to tell you which is which.
>>212934020Calling for the death of a minority group is a crime.
This post has been reported and forwarded to the police you greasy fascist incel freak.
>>212933868Based booty enjoyer
Ass for BREAKFAST ass for LUNCH ass for DINNER and some ASS RIGHT BEFORE BED
/brit/ used to be such a different place a mere 10 years ago
>>212934091How have you changed?
Fsh, meat, eggs, nuts, fruit and veg from now on. No more muck
>>212934091i'm the only shagger still here sadly
just back from glasgow. 10k geordies . and holyyyy fuck they're big fat cunts just like in the norf gimmicks. our drug deaths have to be owed to drugs because there's not a chance we're fatter than them. either that or norf heath stats are recorded distinctly because they're not a country
>>212934091it is utterly, utterly shit these days and i read none of it
>>212934071say those poncy words around me and you'd be getting sparked out sunshine
>>212933848no idea who they are
>>212934130Aye well yous got pumped
Brit is a booty enjoyer general
>>212934123HUGE FUCKING SPOT
We live in a world of double standards when an establishment can play a song without getting in trouble, but singing along at work can lose you your job.
some of y'alls third eyes are well and truly shut
imagining a virginal little english voice saying "hells yeah!" out loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M8lSJDEe3c
>>212934211This webm is the closest you'll ever get to having a girlfriend
You spam it to show off because in your mind she IS your girlfriend
>>212934241I don't need to imagine
>>212934197teenage girls walking around with their arse cheeks out and their camel toes on show with see through tops and no bra but if a man says he finds it attractive he could be lynched in the street and everyone will say bravo he deserved it
Gigachad posts bootys
The virgin gets angry about the booty posts
Says it all really
rorke stopping in the middle of the street and making an announcement every time he sees an attractive woman
>>212934266>spam it i posted it once mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRcFVOVG68E&list=RDyRcFVOVG68E&start_radio=1
the so called
Thread theme
When and why did "zesty" become so popular on /brit/
Nobody irl says zesty
just saw a man get lynched in the street and said "bravo he deserved it"
got the Craig Charles on ok!
new greeno eats up
he doesn't look happy
>>212934313I've supported Usyk against every brit he faced
despise fury and aj
don't care particularly about dubois but he is black so i want him to lose
lads
when you were in school did you ever have friends outside your year?
>>212934411i don't think i had friends in school at all
no matter where i go i cant help but rank everyone by attractiveness. and i mean everyone all sexes all ages. it's not a nonce thing or even sexual in any sense. just objective fact like i'm a scout for a modelling agency
>>212934411fingered a girl 3 years below mine once
>>212934411yeah i was friends with some goth girls in the year below me
>>212934383He's wearing the same shirt in his past three videos. Does the fat cunt film multiple videos in a day
>>212934379It's from a copypasta about Tariq Nasheed, the guy who dreamt up buckbreaking and the only man gayer than Ziedbelg
>>212934445so when you were doing your gcses you fingered a girl in Year 7?
you're a wrong un you lad
A lot of Oasis shite about today. Gangs of "mad fer it" types walking the streets
>>212934387Please use his preferred name
GayJ
>>212934494Rentboy FC
Black
African club
>>212934387didn't mind fury, but his attitude in the usyk fight put me off him. aj is and always was a wanker and a fraud
>>212934001mad how i will never do that
>>212934411Most of my mates were in the year above me.
>>212934564Fury lost to ngannou let's be real. He was finished after that
>>212934411yeah nearly exclusively older tho
the fate of being a high iqewr
>>212934535got tix for the wembley one at the end of september. mostly hoping they don't split up before then.
Time........ it's slipping from your fingers.....
Your life isn't going well. And even if it is momentarily, the fun will dry up and you'll face problems eventually.
You will suffer guaranteed and that's the funny part.
>>212934411Everyone at my school was either a paki or a chav mong
>>212933896sorry to let you down, but 'bmw anon' is heathernonce
the 'm4' is for -4
>>212934001*chair clattering*
i like it when i'm watching a film and an actress gets her knockers out. it's not like i start wanking over it, but it's just nice to see.
>>212934648In your mind this webm is your girlfriend so you can talk down to others even though you are a literal virgin and will die a virgin
>>212934535mental and mad how many people I know (2) full well had never listened to oasis and were really excited for this reunion
import 9 drillion bomalians
>>212934688Thora Birch in American Beauty :)
>>212934483What? GCSEs are Year 11... 11 - 3 = 8.
Moron!
I AINT EVEN GON GET MADE
IM YOUNG BLACK AND RICH
>>212934727>he didn't do his GCSEs in year 10MONG
>>212934130>our drug deaths have to be owed to drugsno shit
>>212934688watch the romeo and juliet film from 1968 :-)
>>212934411at my highschool they had to combine the classes for 5th and 6th years so it was almost guaranteed you would have friends above you one year, and below you the next one.
was pretty nice getting exposed to pretty much a whole new group at that point.
>>212934583ooh calm down badman
>>212934781we need more male teachers in girls schools
>>212934379>Nobody irl says zestyGood
watching the big lebowski. it's a good laugh, still a good watch after all these years.
Remember during my English GCSE they submitted us a few months early to the exam as a mock and didn't expect people to pass and I ended up getting an A* in it. Only one in the class to do so.
>>212934648i prefer small bums so you can get better access to their fanny from behind. like that 2nd one there can literally see her fanny from this angle
>>212934798but that's illogical
why would someone a year older need to be taught the same content?
Saw this video of an American guy speaking Latin to random people on the streets in Rome and one of the Italian guys seemed to get really REALLY mad about it. Anyhow, I think about that all the time now.
>>212934817we don't need schools
just bought meself 12 cans of lager, gonna go sell them to the local kids in the park
Me? Phoneposting in a public place. Don't be rude now lads!
>>212934781this surely has nothing to do with the ridicolous incease of african and arab kids in the british school system kekw
>>212934411i had two years full of people who knew me because i got put back a year after i ditched year 10
>>212934863lol you'd get stabbed if you tried that around here
hiding inside a niggers afro
>>212934833not a lot of people know this but the big lebowski is actually a parody of the 1946 film the big sleep starring humphrey bogart
fuck SAKE i just gooned for 4 hours straight again
if i donโt find a job soon i wonโt be able to stop this behavior because im a little freakish runt creature with no self control
>>212934902what? no. it's all the while incels. haven't you seen adolescene? sir kier recommends it
really need a piss but cba to get on the crutches to go. the daily challenge of the bone shattered drinker.
>>212934914This. Public is a scary word on here!
>>212934847It was the same curriculum at that point. If you did all highers in 5th year, you'd be able to take entirely new subjects for 6th year. But you could also leave after 5th year (some could leave in only 4th year as you can leave school at 16).
>>212934902no actually it's all because one e-celeb actually and nothing to do with an influx of people from misognystic foreign cultures
>>212934947Public job relationship responsibility ambition
a smart man would buy an umbrella with how often it's been raining
i'm not a smart man
dont understand pride. even if i was the single biggest faggot on earth like graham norton elton john combined with a hiv pozzing serial rapist llike that singapore lad i still wouldn't be egotistical enough to fly a flag for my sexuality. fucking freaks
Alternate history where England gets invaded some time after 1790 and the only pureblood anglos left in the world are australians and anglo americane
>>212934996Waste of money
Just get a good jacket
>>212935014young people are well better looking than when i was that age. no wonder there are nonce!
>>212934996just don't go outside when it's raining
getting blacked on roblox
>>212935014you can see her bellend
>>212935015imagine if there was a sex party where loads of women got together to get smashed and walk around half naked
that's hwa tit is for gays
ofcom having a field day with this thread
British tweets infecting my timeline
>>212934839Same got an A but they still made me sit again cause they just wanted to put the whole class through
>>212935141i'd rather live in an all-white britain with bombs being dropped on us, then in the biomass infested hellscape of 2025
>>212935161islam will fix this
2520 is divisible by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10
that's pretty fucking awesome
>>212935161get the trannies wanked off
>>212935173and ruin everything else
>>212935206not much left to ruin
>>212935177i fucking love maths
>>212935177What about 11?
>>212935177Not even interesting in the slightest little bit at all
>>212935217so why make it worse?
>>212933524Mustelids are based
>>212935229Don't ask questions where you won't like the answer
>>212935161gayness is our state religion
watching Taken 3 absolutle boomer fantasy slop
Playing Dead Cells on t' 'itch :3
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why brits eat newspaper
BREAKING: Singapore is facing a serious, ongoing cyberattack on its critical infrastructure by a highly sophisticated espionage group linked to China, officials say. The attack, identified as UNC3886, threatens national security and essential services like healthcare and power.
>>212935339test for the inevitable taiwan invasion
>>212935317it's sovl I wouldn't expect a yank to understand
heard about the endless cheeks in summer weather
shall be off to town to observed said endless cheeks
*flies through the thread*
>>212935339Based NatSoc China destroying plutocratic Singapore
>>212935263Havent seen this posted in a while made me chuckle :)
>>212935317Never heard of the phrase โnews digestโ? Daft yank
>>212935184No, whites first, and then this.
hypothesis: people with glasses have clearer skin because instead of touching their face they do the thing where they push their glasses back up their nose
Bizarrely early. Janny is going to explode
we have to ban news until we figure this shit out
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>>212935471โthenโ is chronological, โthanโ is comparative
youโre saying you want to live in both, one after the other
Can someone give me 200 quid
>Bert the police dog who took part in Queen's funeral and once sniffed out ยฃ250,000 of cash in single search dies in car crash
thread was full of cunts anyway
Don't worry the thread just submerged to avoid detection
the bible said whoever create an early new shall perish from the earth
wish i had one of those men in black memory wipers so i could forget games i played and replay them all over fresh
right so get the posts made
>>212935740What was he doing driving a car?
>>212935730Not a great day for yank reading comprehension.
>>212933295I hate that bobble head thing they do. Its more repulsive to me than him eating raw egg and poo.