Thread 212933233

Food shop edition

locked into the new

>>212933233 (OP)
weekend trip to falmouth subedition

3 powerful cums today i am sooooo horny

eating lego

hawkwind sub sub edition

plotting the downfall of /brit/

joe biden

wish i had a gf who would cosplay as a maid for me

>>212933295
The scrandemic

microwave lasagne ready meal down the hatch

truth nuke:

Prostitutes, pornstars, and strippers are NOT whores. They are capitalists, earning money from their body.

The real whores are women who want to eat their cake and have it - they flaunt their tits and arse but live under the pretence that they are not, in fact, whores.

If your onlyfans involves you getting your pussy slammed, you are a woman, if you post tiktok videos purporting to be about something like cooking or whatever but it's really just about showing your body, that's when you're a whore.

Not racist. Just don’t want to eat poo.

She was holding hands wiv Trevah, not the greatest feelin evah

>>212933349
why did you post this here

>>212933289
um!!

>>212933344
they're not capitalists, they're proles who are selling their labour and body for money

>>212933344
Preach!

naked ladies

Local Reform Party activist Richard (Dick) Bottomley and his wife PANG PANG attend a patriotic protest outside the Epping Forest migrant hotel alongside Tommy Robinson and his Zionist Defence League

>>212933382
hear they dance in the south of france

joe biden got dat BBC (big biden cock)

Quick fort game before my wank.

>>212933374
that's not what proletariat means

They control the Means of Production, ergo they are members of the Capitalist Class.

need a sturdy gf

>>212933454
whatever, you know what i mean

They saw Wesley arrive in his limo

>>212933459
love chunky women me

>>212933365
for da vibes mane

>>212933459
Yanks love their cladding.

>>212933459
posted this earlier today, glad you liked it

m2 elastic bands obliterated by fiendish killas and goons

Love female cosplayers me.

put on those silky smooth addidas shorts i have again with no pants below and theres something about them against my knob and balls that's giving me a stiffy

just seen rorke at the shops

accumulating orgone

>>212933510
mad that these two bogged freaks are living happier lives than me

clean, crisp, new

>>212933363
>1970's filter
>2020's fashion

>>212933490
why do you keep posting this busted old freak

>>212933545
kraut junk

>>212933545
sheesh that's fresh

feet stink

>>212933545
mmmmmhh das da bidenmobile no doubt

>>212933566
hey that's me

>>212933575
yes but look

ACTIVEEEEE

>>212933566
looool stalling and spitting on himself hahahah

>>212933554
i'll post whatever i like you whinging little ponce

wish our noncehunters battered nonces the way yank noncehunters do

Tick tock

>>212933603
mmmhh biden do be ridin

>>212933603
that's that new new

>>212933610
based gilf enjoyer

>>212933614
aka the snotty bullied kids at school

>>212933610
that doesn't explain why you keep posting that busted old freak though

>>212933607
Read this as "Active-Eeee!"

>>212933614
impossibly based taste in women

>>212933655
because retards don't know how to textually elongate words
should be "actiiiiive"

>>212933622
noooo 4chan is magically exempt somehow!!

>>212933655
do people actually read posts to themselves? LOL

hired goons?

>>212933614
It's all fun and games until they get top surgery

>>212933648
>bbbuut bbbtuuuttt whaaa whaaaaaaa

>>212933696
i am honestly telling you to stop wasting your life here

>>212933712
that's one scrannable arse

>>212933622
i love living in china. glory to the CCP

>>212933622
no idea what "Civitai" is so I'm gonna assume it's not a great loss

>>212933704
Damn, I bet he can smell hymens from three miles away

>>212933714
Why me?

>>212933704
*82
need that big biden cock

>>212933689
unfortunate trvke

>>212933754
because you're here all day posting the same shit

textually elongating my dick

>>212933736
Squealing irl at the sociocultural vernacular of this post

>>212933784
when she 12 and I'm 82

>>212933770
MODS!

>>212933770
sup crodie

Lesbian daughter or yellow fever son?

>>212933818
sup crodie

the arse that launched a thousand poos

>>212933745
I hope you enjoy the entire British internet being theguardian and Youtube in a couple years

>>212933566
:)

All the katies have cancelled their cronemcards and stopped going to the gherkin. The white house is where it's at now. They twitching for their next fix of Big Biden Cock.

i tell myself what i look in a woman: career, ambition, wants a family, has hobbies outside of netflix and make up

but the truth is, i just want a 2/10 with a gigantic arse and don't care about anything else

*drags you out of your smelly childhood bedroom by your tail*

have a few things i could/should be doing to make the most of the 'kend but far too hungover so instead i am lying on the sofa forcing booze down til i feel better. might have an early night.

>>212933848
is this real?

BMW anon is this legit?

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1902363

Didnt think they made them in RHD

You are an incel chud NEET. That's lower than being a tranny in the eyes of most people.

we ain't goin' to heaven

>>212933732
Black bait body

oh hell naw he chomping on that thang

>>212933848
Sad!

>>212933906
https://youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM?list=RDXVekJTmtwqM&t=401

Not many posts about British culture ITT...

>>212933894
no i believe it has been digitally altered
this is the original

>>212933953
if you want to talk about crisps and biscuits and the weather, reddit will be more suited to you

Sat in Santander bus station drinking those little Spanish beers they do

>>212933790
I'm not though am I

Not sure why you think that

>>212933971
I said British culture. Those aren't British culture.
British culture is getting pissed and shagging.

>>212933894
it's even worse in motion

trannies are pure evil and should all be killed

>>212933865
:|

>>212934000
>British culture is getting pissed and shagging.

NEED a sensory homonculus gf

>>212933865
Screaming

Miss this lil zesty nigga what's he up to nowadays

>>212934000
then how come i've never shagged

cannot mentally separate cavolo nero, kohlrabi, and romanesco. all very different looking veg, unable to tell you which is which.

>>212934020
Calling for the death of a minority group is a crime.
This post has been reported and forwarded to the police you greasy fascist incel freak.

>>212933868
Based booty enjoyer
Ass for BREAKFAST ass for LUNCH ass for DINNER and some ASS RIGHT BEFORE BED

/brit/ used to be such a different place a mere 10 years ago

sir ofcom

>>212934091
How have you changed?

Fsh, meat, eggs, nuts, fruit and veg from now on. No more muck

>>212934091
i'm the only shagger still here sadly

just back from glasgow. 10k geordies . and holyyyy fuck they're big fat cunts just like in the norf gimmicks. our drug deaths have to be owed to drugs because there's not a chance we're fatter than them. either that or norf heath stats are recorded distinctly because they're not a country

>>212934091
it is utterly, utterly shit these days and i read none of it

>>212934071
say those poncy words around me and you'd be getting sparked out sunshine

>>212934128
Not true

>>212933848
no idea who they are

>>212934130
Aye well yous got pumped

Brit is a booty enjoyer general

>>212934123
HUGE FUCKING SPOT

We live in a world of double standards when an establishment can play a song without getting in trouble, but singing along at work can lose you your job.

some of y'alls third eyes are well and truly shut

>>212934188
hells yeah!

kohlrabi sex arse

Not long till Monday now

imagining a virginal little english voice saying "hells yeah!" out loud

>>212934211
>>212934245

>>212934211
This webm is the closest you'll ever get to having a girlfriend
You spam it to show off because in your mind she IS your girlfriend

>>212934241
I don't need to imagine

>>212934197
teenage girls walking around with their arse cheeks out and their camel toes on show with see through tops and no bra but if a man says he finds it attractive he could be lynched in the street and everyone will say bravo he deserved it

watching usyk dubois 1

Gigachad posts bootys
The virgin gets angry about the booty posts
Says it all really

rorke stopping in the middle of the street and making an announcement every time he sees an attractive woman

>>212934197
>>212934307
anarcho tyranny

>>212934266
>spam it
i posted it once mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRcFVOVG68E&list=RDyRcFVOVG68E&start_radio=1

the so called
Thread theme

>>212934190
[Lick here]

When and why did "zesty" become so popular on /brit/
Nobody irl says zesty

just saw a man get lynched in the street and said "bravo he deserved it"

got the Craig Charles on ok!

new greeno eats up
he doesn't look happy

>>212934313
I've supported Usyk against every brit he faced

despise fury and aj
don't care particularly about dubois but he is black so i want him to lose

lads
when you were in school did you ever have friends outside your year?

>>212934411
i don't think i had friends in school at all

no matter where i go i cant help but rank everyone by attractiveness. and i mean everyone all sexes all ages. it's not a nonce thing or even sexual in any sense. just objective fact like i'm a scout for a modelling agency

>>212934411
fingered a girl 3 years below mine once

>>212934411
yeah i was friends with some goth girls in the year below me

>>212934383
He's wearing the same shirt in his past three videos. Does the fat cunt film multiple videos in a day

>>212934379
It's from a copypasta about Tariq Nasheed, the guy who dreamt up buckbreaking and the only man gayer than Ziedbelg

>>212934445
so when you were doing your gcses you fingered a girl in Year 7?
you're a wrong un you lad

>>212934411
yeah

A lot of Oasis shite about today. Gangs of "mad fer it" types walking the streets

>>212933897
...yh

>>212934387
Please use his preferred name
GayJ

squid game roblox porn

>>212934494
Rentboy FC
Black
African club

>>212934387
didn't mind fury, but his attitude in the usyk fight put me off him. aj is and always was a wanker and a fraud

>>212934001
mad how i will never do that

>>212934535
white biomass

>>212934411
Most of my mates were in the year above me.

>>212934564
Fury lost to ngannou let's be real. He was finished after that

>>212934411
yeah nearly exclusively older tho
the fate of being a high iqewr

>>212934535
got tix for the wembley one at the end of september. mostly hoping they don't split up before then.

Time........ it's slipping from your fingers.....
Your life isn't going well. And even if it is momentarily, the fun will dry up and you'll face problems eventually.
You will suffer guaranteed and that's the funny part.

>>212934411
Everyone at my school was either a paki or a chav mong

>>212933896
sorry to let you down, but 'bmw anon' is heathernonce
the 'm4' is for -4

>>212934001
*chair clattering*

i like it when i'm watching a film and an actress gets her knockers out. it's not like i start wanking over it, but it's just nice to see.

>>212934648
In your mind this webm is your girlfriend so you can talk down to others even though you are a literal virgin and will die a virgin

>>212934535
mental and mad how many people I know (2) full well had never listened to oasis and were really excited for this reunion

import 9 drillion bomalians

>>212934688
Thora Birch in American Beauty :)

>>212934483
What? GCSEs are Year 11... 11 - 3 = 8.
Moron!

I AINT EVEN GON GET MADE
IM YOUNG BLACK AND RICH

>>212934727
>he didn't do his GCSEs in year 10
MONG

>>212934130
>our drug deaths have to be owed to drugs
no shit

>>212934688
watch the romeo and juliet film from 1968 :-)

based alphas

>>212934411
at my highschool they had to combine the classes for 5th and 6th years so it was almost guaranteed you would have friends above you one year, and below you the next one.
was pretty nice getting exposed to pretty much a whole new group at that point.

>>212934583
ooh calm down badman

>>212934781
we need more male teachers in girls schools

>>212934379
>Nobody irl says zesty
Good

>>212934369
ms. poo booty

watching the big lebowski. it's a good laugh, still a good watch after all these years.

Remember during my English GCSE they submitted us a few months early to the exam as a mock and didn't expect people to pass and I ended up getting an A* in it. Only one in the class to do so.

>>212934648
i prefer small bums so you can get better access to their fanny from behind. like that 2nd one there can literally see her fanny from this angle

>>212934798
but that's illogical
why would someone a year older need to be taught the same content?

Saw this video of an American guy speaking Latin to random people on the streets in Rome and one of the Italian guys seemed to get really REALLY mad about it. Anyhow, I think about that all the time now.

>>212934817
we don't need schools

just bought meself 12 cans of lager, gonna go sell them to the local kids in the park

scream

Me? Phoneposting in a public place. Don't be rude now lads!

>>212934781
this surely has nothing to do with the ridicolous incease of african and arab kids in the british school system kekw

>>212934883
P WORD!!

>>212934411
i had two years full of people who knew me because i got put back a year after i ditched year 10

>>212934863
lol you'd get stabbed if you tried that around here

hiding inside a niggers afro

>>212934833
not a lot of people know this but the big lebowski is actually a parody of the 1946 film the big sleep starring humphrey bogart

fuck SAKE i just gooned for 4 hours straight again
if i don’t find a job soon i won’t be able to stop this behavior because im a little freakish runt creature with no self control

>>212934839
borign af

>>212934902
what? no. it's all the while incels. haven't you seen adolescene? sir kier recommends it

really need a piss but cba to get on the crutches to go. the daily challenge of the bone shattered drinker.

>>212934869
>EXCLUSIVE

>>212934914
This. Public is a scary word on here!

>>212934847
It was the same curriculum at that point. If you did all highers in 5th year, you'd be able to take entirely new subjects for 6th year. But you could also leave after 5th year (some could leave in only 4th year as you can leave school at 16).

>>212934902
no actually it's all because one e-celeb actually and nothing to do with an influx of people from misognystic foreign cultures

>>212934924
just SSRImax

>>212934947
Public job relationship responsibility ambition

a smart man would buy an umbrella with how often it's been raining
i'm not a smart man

dont understand pride. even if i was the single biggest faggot on earth like graham norton elton john combined with a hiv pozzing serial rapist llike that singapore lad i still wouldn't be egotistical enough to fly a flag for my sexuality. fucking freaks

Alternate history where England gets invaded some time after 1790 and the only pureblood anglos left in the world are australians and anglo americane

>>212934996
Waste of money

Just get a good jacket

>>212935014
young people are well better looking than when i was that age. no wonder there are nonce!

>>212934996
just don't go outside when it's raining

getting blacked on roblox

>>212935014
you can see her bellend

>>212935015
imagine if there was a sex party where loads of women got together to get smashed and walk around half naked
that's hwa tit is for gays

ofcom having a field day with this thread

British tweets infecting my timeline

>>212934839
Same got an A but they still made me sit again cause they just wanted to put the whole class through

>>212935141
i'd rather live in an all-white britain with bombs being dropped on us, then in the biomass infested hellscape of 2025

>>212935161
islam will fix this

>>212935156
move to Kiev

2520 is divisible by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10

that's pretty fucking awesome

>>212935161
get the trannies wanked off

>>212935156
than*

>>212934494
iconic

>>212935173
and ruin everything else

>>212935206
not much left to ruin

>>212935177
i fucking love maths

>>212935177
What about 11?

>>212935177
Not even interesting in the slightest little bit at all

>>212934679
oh

>>212935217
so why make it worse?

>>212933524
Mustelids are based

>>212935229
Don't ask questions where you won't like the answer

>>212935161
gayness is our state religion

>>212935242
not possible

watching Taken 3 absolutle boomer fantasy slop

Playing Dead Cells on t' 'itch :3

any ket bladder man in?

im bisexual

why brits eat newspaper

BREAKING: Singapore is facing a serious, ongoing cyberattack on its critical infrastructure by a highly sophisticated espionage group linked to China, officials say. The attack, identified as UNC3886, threatens national security and essential services like healthcare and power.

going in shower

>>212935339
test for the inevitable taiwan invasion

Daniel "I Kneel" Dubois

>>212935317
it's sovl I wouldn't expect a yank to understand

heard about the endless cheeks in summer weather
shall be off to town to observed said endless cheeks

*flies through the thread*

>>212935339
Based NatSoc China destroying plutocratic Singapore

>>212935253
Try me

>>212935263
Havent seen this posted in a while made me chuckle :)

get it made

>>212935339
>unc

>>212935317
Never heard of the phrase “news digest”? Daft yank

>>212935184
No, whites first, and then this.

>>212935466
>>212935466
>>212935466
bit early

hypothesis: people with glasses have clearer skin because instead of touching their face they do the thing where they push their glasses back up their nose

Bizarrely early. Janny is going to explode

>>212935520
this anon tricked me
>>212935449

we have to ban news until we figure this shit out

the janman cometh

janmans done me

>>212935471
‘then’ is chronological, ‘than’ is comparative
you’re saying you want to live in both, one after the other

Can someone give me 200 quid

thread was full of cunts anyway

Don't worry the thread just submerged to avoid detection

the bible said whoever create an early new shall perish from the earth

yhe binle

wish i had one of those men in black memory wipers so i could forget games i played and replay them all over fresh

right so get the posts made

>>212935740
What was he doing driving a car?

janny is on one

>>212935781
>>212935781
>>212935781

>>212935730
Not a great day for yank reading comprehension.

>>212933295
I hate that bobble head thing they do. Its more repulsive to me than him eating raw egg and poo.