Thread 212934399

Mileena, empress of outworlds /cum/ threads
>>212920264

first for cum con sex

Dueling and honor killings should both be legal
If two men agree to fight, that's no business of the state

>>212934430
Your mom will die someday

>>212934550
i know

Op here
Sexo poster tainted this one, use the other

This is the one

>>212934665
rude

I pick this one

fuck janny

JANNY ARE YOU OK

so we are here?

This edition is rather lackluster and pedestrian. See you guys on the next one.

>>212935453
Nice thumbnail chump

I saved my pair of crutches for whenever delivery people won't follow instructions and come to my door. When I meet them I explain that I wrote instructions on the site including buzzer code, then I assure them "Oh no it's alright" while struggling to carry the box while walking with crutches

still coofing

>>212935540
omg just die already dammit. youre not even good enough at dying. what the hell are you good for ?

otherthread bros... we lost

momberg bought me a bunch of useless thrift store junk for my birthday.

>>212935516
i mean that is a real concern that disabled people do have. you're doing the right thing really.

>>212935578
>what the hell are you good for ?
nothing

>>212935584
Ma che succese? What was the problem with the other one?

>>212935600
Are you short anon
What did she get you

>>212935616
this one got posted first

>>212935607
Not true. At the very least you're good at coughing

>>212935600
your 46th birthday?

>>212935621
colored pencils
a SpongeBob coloring book
used DVDs (one of which she already bought me)
a framed photo of my cat
a soap bottle shaped like a cat (she already bought me a very similar one)
a fake plant
candy
bubble wrap (that's the actual gift)
etc etc

>>212935687
What? Well that's a hell of a thing. I guess we're going back to the autistic law of Prima Posta

I post on kiwifarms

is the anon, who was bullying me, here?

>>212935713
Kek wtf. Why the coloring book? Are you short anon, sexo, or someone else

>>212935621
That's not me though I have been posting about going to the thrift store before my shoes fell apart

mod is awake and he takes his job very seriously on a Saturday morning

>>212935601
I do this with companies who insist on calling me as well.
>"Hello hello, I'm deaf. Send email."

>>212935723
Fuck you want, a buttoniere?

>>212935733
Yes and I'm sorry for bullying you

>>212935788
that's okay. why did you delete your posts?

>>212935743
>Why the coloring book?
Momberg doesn't buy gifts for the recipient. She buys them because SHE likes them. In fact, I've told her multiple times to stop sending me gifts but she keeps doing it anyways.
>Are you short anon, sexo, or someone else
no idea what you're talking about.

>>212935760
Wait who are you

>>212935723
I just read that site it gets compromised way to often to safely make an account

christianism is a jewish invention to destabilize rome

>>212935767
why would a deaf person have a callable phone

>>212935832
Felt guilty

>>212935839
I'm who ever you want me to be

>>212935904
**hugs**

>>>/r9k/81885321
Made one.

>>212935926
Thanks
>>212935925
How's sisterberg

thinking about playing league of legends, i like watching pro games but i'm dog shit at the game

youtube recommended Bill Gates's channel to me
didn't even know he had one

>>212935871
That’s why you make a burner email
Also I accidentally doxxed myself twice and nothing happened

>>212935895
Actually, they typically do and they leave their phones on vibrate (not ringtone). It's not like Telus/Bell/Rogers will charge you less if you tell them to disable calls.

>>212935894
me on the left, anon who bullies me on the right

>>212935973
I use to post my face on pol claiming that I was the head of antifa lol

>>212935927
you should kill yourself

>>212935959
She is back to normal not suffering anymore and she's helping me again with my skin care routine

>>212936010
I used to post myself on /pol/ to prove my Whiteness to win debates. Before 2015, obviously.

any 46 year old rape victims here

>>212935927
crispr isn't some magic technology that we can wizard up some futanaris with

good news i'm not at risk for glaucoma
yet

>>212936080
There are intersex conditions that are genetic but none of them will produce desirable results for futa appreciators.

reading a book

>>212936080
Why not? Just edit the genes before the fetus forms.

the mexican restaurant close to me no longer gives you free chips and salsa
its so fucking over

I want futanari gf.

Cat snored
>>212936151
The development of the penis depends on high levels of testosterone in utero and in puberty and adulthood. You could give the child an intersex condition theoretically but it would turn out like a dysfunctional clitoromegaly/micropenis

>>212936051
Good. You're so cool shorty

Someone died of the plague in America
An omen for what’s to come

icl ts pmo on foenem y'all be buggin on god

>>212936176
There was a Chinese restaurant that gave free meals to homeless people but people just went there pretending to be poor so they stopped

>>212936230
That's fucking gay. I want futanari gf NOW

>>212936271
was it the 46 year old rape victim

>>212936333
Just fuck a trans woman if you're that desperate. Or be a based futagooner like me

>>212936271
it's not like we eradicated the bacteria, we just developed antibiotics to fight it. it hasn't really "gone away" in that sense.

Imagine eating this good.
>>212936359
You can't transition, trannies are crazy people. I'd date a femboy who crossdresses and uses a girl name I guess but I draw a line at cutting stuff off.

>>212936420
jason is packing down there

>>212936420
I'd let him fuck me

>>212936487
What about me?

>>212936515
Youre probably not as cute as him

the 46 year old rape victim

i want to see Jason's huge cock

Posting the roster again.

when is the new coca cola dropping

>>212936498
I knew there were too many here when their numbers reached a level high enough that there was no ambiguity about what you meant when you said Indian. "East Indian" was the old standard.

>>212936616
bottom three could be siblings

lol I remember that time when the military found Ukrel’s posters and he was making posts insinuating that he would commit a shooting if they fired him

>fentanyl bad until RFK endorsed trump
>https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/trump-coke-cane-sugar-high-fructose-corn-syrup-expert-rcna219297
>Hfcs bad until trump takes it away

>>212936649
No one understands this boomer reference

I want to get a bull cut, but my dad absolutely hates the idea so much that he is said he will withhold rent for about a month as long as I get a styled haircut instead of a buzz

jason post ur cock

>>212936676
>fentanyl
I meant to say fluoride kek

fucking mamdani
i hate his dumbass so much and i dont even live in new york city
fuck leftists and fuck democrats

I have two sisters who use 4chan, I'm not posting any nudes that they'd maybe see.

>>212936616
>goshpedo
>is this that married mexican guy?
>urkel
>gayson
>montana methhead freak
>never knew this guys persona name

>>212936797
yet neither of them are my gf, curious

>>212936797
hide your face i wanna see your schlong

Funny how when blacks dominate all other sports it’s genetics. But when whites dominate powerlifting and strongman, it’s racism and blackpipo can’t get into it cause of the cost or something

>>212936828
They don't like brown guys

>>212936797
I have a brother who uses 4chan, don't care if he sees me nakie

>>212936266
Thanks

My little brother (who is a Chad) keeps telling that I should quit 4chan cause only weirdos post here

>>212935871
>>212935973
The admin practically demands that you use a burner on the account creation page, so it’s basically on you if you use a doxxable email anyway

They both got a bath

>>212936803
Montana is probably the least freakish of that whole group albeit

>>212936860
>>212936870
They'd recognize my room/clothes/body

>>212936746
Any politician that causes so much seethe is invariably based

They broke the mold after they made your mothers ass

>>212936963
The bottom right became an EMT snd now contributes to society

>>212936964
My brother knows about my body pillow. I don't give a fuck.

>>212936919
He's right. Get out, normiefag.

4chan is for the broken, the beaten, the dammed.

I'm a Loser, Abuser
Retard on Computer
I'm a Hater, a Waster
Rule Violator
Trouble Maker, a Faker
A General Instigator
I'm a Loser and a Zoomer
I'm a First Person Shooter

>>212936919
Nonconformists who are immune to propaganda post here, but its used by bad actors too. Make sure you're the former. Your brother is a normie

>>212937007
>Any politician that causes so much seethe
Funny way for the redditleaf to admit Donald Trump is the Master politician, the great of all time.

I have spent 380 dollars on gambling this week

Momberg is ordering Amazon fresh whoop whoop

>>212937041
Gee thanks faggot, now I have to jerk off

>>212937103
let's deport jewbani to canada and then the leftoids can seethe about trump revoking citizenship of citizens

>>212937103
I'm literally a magapede, and an ardent Qanon believer.

>>212936803
>>goshpedo
smdh that is NOT goshpedo. how /cum/ has fallen

>>212936919
Your little brother sounds like a queer

have not been big on masturbating or sex, i'm stone cold

>>212937119
you lost 380 bucks? damn doo

>>212935600
The best gifts are food. I tell momberg around my birthday/Christmas
>I dont need clothes or any crap, please get me a bag of beef jerky

This year, if asked what I want, I might say The Holocaust Encyclopedia from armreg.co.uk because it's funny to get stuff like that and it's useful.

I wonder what duck tastes like

>>212937174
you're literally a debate loser who just got DESTROYED easily lmao. There is no coming back from that assraping you just received

>>212937256
You're literally a Democrat

if i ever get a gf for one we are never getting married and she'll have to sign a contract saying that child support will not be paid in case we have a child

I spent $220 on onlyfans this month

>>212937302
the funniest part is you set yourself up for that complete ass raping. if you were a little smarter, you could have seen that obvious huge flaw in your """""logic""""" lmaoooo redditleaf

>>212937307
i dont know how it works in brazil but here the pink haired leftoid judges will throw those sorts of agreements out of the court and the victim is always the woman
learn of your own peril

caught a monster

>>212937360
are you black

>>212937352
You're a gaiafag

>>212937384
yes

>>212937360
is this in colorado

>>212937401
hmm I didn't know black people liked to fish

>>212937401
I'm calling the police

>>212937302
redditleaf psyop
>mamdani is based bros
>wait guys im a maga bro just like my homies
>im one of you

>>212937360
damn that's a nice bass

>>212937307
>>212937356
https://youtu.be/bwHG8US6YFo?si=MEfCeYoza_XqlHOo

I think the "proper" way to do it is for both parties to have their own lawyer present. So the wife can't say she was coerced by her husband and the lawyer he paid for

>>212937432
yeah he doesn't fool anyone

Still have the itch to play force unleashed

remember when there was a meme of a bear and the bit was that the bear was a pedophile

>>212937356
if it did happen once or twice its certainly not the norm

>>212937503
Short anon can I put you in my pocket

>>212937448
i hate women so much
i hope you dumbarses always going on about wamen eventually fuck them over and hurt them

I was a victim of the blue whale challenge

Oh yeah, I wanted to apologize to star wars fans for attacking them the other day. I was emotional and lashed out, sorry. I still think that model looked black though.

>>212937524
My dad used to say that to me

▲
▲ ▲

>>212937608
My gf and me when I forget to do the dishes

>>212937516
the lesson is at any one time never trust a wamen for half a second and if youre gonna get married you should have a damn good reason to do it
and if you do get married always be prepared to be faced with a no fault divorce and your assets seized at the drop of a pin
if youre not prepared to accept that then dont fucking marry those evil creatures

>>212937658
you are a sissy lala (you don't have a girlfriend lmaoooo)

>>212937673
i literally said we are never getting married

>>212937608
So you're just gonna repost shit you see on reddit9k here, huh?

>>212937360
Nice ass

>>212937719
that's a super common video, numbnuts

>>212937608
>>212937658
She's literally underage

The poor wretched souls... Be they lord or legend, the curse shows no mercy. What a shame.

>>212937757
As opposed to figuratively underage?

>>212937757
there's no evidence of that, and also are you confused and think she's...doing porn or something?

>>212937757
Is that 21 in the U.S.

>>212937503
The Fart Unqueefed

>>212937797
the age of consent for zoomers is 29

>>212937755
Reverse image search says its been posted like 10 times and was first posted here on /cum/ in September 2022.

>>212937844
>and was first posted here on /cum/
:^)

>>212937841
zamn

you are allowed to be sexually attracted to underage girls to be fair, you're just not allowed to do anything about it, no such thing as thought crime

Terraria is a very comfy game

>>212937888
America may not have thought crimes, but Canada does

i had diarrhea all day and now im feeling strange. thirsty but not thirsty. i would drink water but i dont wa too get up and get it. i want to sleep (its 1 pm). im in bed

SQUAD UP

how the FUCK is Ark: Survival Evolved the 4th best selling game of all time

>>212937503
It's pretty fun

>>212938017
popular in china probably

i cant get up to get water. my legs are dry inside

>>212938107
what the fuck is your problem man

>>212938017
>>212938053
This exactly, it's outrageously popular with the bugs for some reason. It also made it basically unplayable on public servers because they had clans with dozens or more players each all with seperate "watches" to stand so they always had a few people on at all times. This meant they could raid basically anyone and never be raided themselves

>>212938124
idk i feel extremely heavy and dry inside its a weird feeling

>>212938181
you have canada goose poisoning. get to a doctor asap (20 month wait)

Im in bed at quarter to 3pm reading an isekai light novel with the intention of falling asleep until night time

Need to have a femme fatale Goth chick devour my soul my sucking it out of my penis.

>>212938274
>Facemask
40% chance this is a tranny

why do women hookup if they actually hate it...

>>212938037
I don't remember much about the game but I remember the second one not being as good and the annoying robots

>>212938351
They gaslight themselves into thinking they won't feel ashamed or that it'll be the last time or that the guy genuinely likes them

>>212938219
you say this as a joke but i was told that a certain operation i wanted will be a 7 year wait unless i go to toronto or something

The Raped

>>212938412
Obama used to be kind of lean but muscular now he looks like some zesty twink

>>212938351
they expect the man to fall in love with them on the spot and start dating romantically and get upset when it doesn't happen

pssst hey buddy
i've got 12 pills of norco, $5 each

Need it or keep it

>>212938308
Grow up

>>212938406
lot of demand for sex change operations in her majesty's dominion of ganada, eh?

>>212938484
goes hard

>>212938492
this wasn't that

>>212938484
Shart in it

>>212938454
this actually makes the most sense

>>212938487
that's a homosexual who deserves to be thrown into the sun

>>212938484
>Vito

zoomer memes arent even trickling down into 4chan anymore, thats how boomer this site is

>>212938530
imagine how many millions of pajeets are in front of you for your surgery

>>212938412
Zesty nigger....
>In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination.”
>“My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men,” he added. “But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency.”

>>212938632
omds

K-Y-L-E
Wears a skater graphic tee
Drinks monster energy
And he hates his family
He plays his video games all day
Likes to shoot the noobs and call them gay
He's pissed off at the whole wide world
So fucked up on pot that he's gonna hurl

My gay friend started messaging me again. But I’ve just learned all his other friends are ghosted him or became addicted to drugs again. I guess I’m the rebound

>>212938742
He wants to suck your pepper

>>212938742
if you're the "rebound" you're not just "friends" now are you, fagatron?

>>212938779
I couldn’t think of another term. I’m basically the only one he talks to cause I’m the only one left

i'm majoring in incel studies

It’s impressive just how worse everything gets day to day

Spicy treats are coming later tonight

This gah dmn bih on da fukn OP agin. Got damn!

I feel like the Simpsons singlehandedly ruined the name Homer just like Hitler ruined the name Adolf

>>212938943
Since this is the OP again I get to post furryshit again

>>212938943
Honor the empress of /cum/ you pleb

>>212938351
What they actually want is a boyfriend. Dudes just sleeping with them and bailing afterwards is low level emotionally traumatizing.
Women just can't compartmentalize emotions and feelings from sex the way men can. At least not as easily or as common.

>>212938879
i was in school at the height of wokeness
up until like the seventh or eight grade i bought into all their bullshit
then sometime around the eight grade i began to be able to see through it and now i fucking hate all those people involved in shit like this
anyway i think this stuff tends to backfire
it'll just encourage more kids to do their "own research"

>>212937360
beauty
I want to get into fishing

>>212938742
Imagine being used as an emotional tampon by a fag, not even an actual woman. Lmao

>>212939042
that black man is more based than you will ever be redditleaf

>>212939059
Maybe he’ll escape the friend zone with his fag friend someday

I used to want to buy 2000 plus acres of land out in Maine or Montana, and bring in 50-60 like-minded people and start a tribe. But the past few months have made me extremely pessimistic about forming friendships or relationships. Now I’d just want it all to myself

>>212938589
>when the boss catches you playing with your ps vita at work

>>212938879
This will just make things worse if they're doubling down on feminist mythology on how Gender, Sex, and Male-Female relationships work.
Ancient Greeks already have all the wisdom we need.

Me @ /cum/cel

But seriously I do genuinely hate women

>>212934399 (OP)
>Mileena
Didn't we have a Mileena earlier in the week?

>>212939190
Yeah

>>212939139
I'd move out to maine

What if all the /cum/ niggas bought an island and moved there

I never had any school shootings but every now and then we had to have a "lockdown" (nobody could leave the class) because there was a bear or a cougar in the area

>>212939265
too pussy to move to Montana...you wouldn't hack it

>>212938454
this. a lot of relationships start with a hookup. but when a hookup turns out to be exactly what it was supposed to be, it really fucks up the woman's brain. why? because females evolved to have love hormones flood their brain when they have sex. getting pregnant and having a child is both a massive energy and time investment from an evolutionary perspective so it's a guarantee to make the woman stick with the man who impregnanted her (who, by the way, has a far lower investment to make a child since he technically doesn't even have to stick around as the sperm donor)

this works in nature when great apes live in small groupings but in society when people hook up to have sex for fun all it does is fuck with female brains and make them crazy or depressed

that was the end to far cry 5?
few flippant revelations verses and nukes?
what kinda pseudo intellectual bullshit is this
whole story was a giant shitshow
those monologues are boring as shit
and who thought the same damn pattern of getting caught and then the character tells you their sob story is good game design
for one of the areas maybe but for ALL FUCKING THREE of them

>>212939218
good thought the drugs were making me time travel

>>212939322
The island would be covered in feces within days

>>212939389
it is quite rough

>>212939429
I hated how you got captured like 6 times and they didn’t try to kill you

>>212939322
It would be like fishtank live

Gymberg less crowded on a Saturday than a weekday. Really makes one ponder

>>212939466
surely we could figure out some kind of sewage system collectively. it wasn't an issue in the lord of the flies and they were way worse off than we would be

>>212939546
i cant cope with this, if i go to the gym is gonna be like the most popular in the city and its packed at all times

so why doesnt eathan cline go full maga at this point
he can see through the leftist bullshit
i mean why does he cling onto obvious jackasses who rally against shitheads like hasan and mamdani

Gym is for extroverts who like being around people just for the sake of it
A home gym is really not that expensive at all

>>212939571
>surely we could figure out some kind of sewage system collectively
it's kinda crazy cause it's not that hard to figure out. You build outhouses, niggas. like damn

>>212938308
no. they have a kid together but separated now

Post /cum/ posters who are no longer active
>urkel
>that one “lesbian” who would spam muscle girls
>sashy
>Ale

>>212939408
I've heard this and it makes sense to me, but dont men have oxytocin flood their brains during sex too? Men get attached and passionate with individual women as well. But it just doesnt seem to be as much of a problem. Wish there was more objective studies on this, but the topic is so politically charged you can't get anywhere with it.

>Given that The Late Show—with its handsomely paid host and a staff of roughly 200 employees—reportedly costs CBS $100 million per year to produce, that $40 million figure becomes easier to understand.
how the fuck does a talkshow need 200 employees to function

>>212939643
Am I supposed to know who these people are?

>>212938178
I wtinessed this phenomenon happen in real time being a magic the gathering player

Statically speaking, there is at least one woman who reads /cum/ regularly

>>212939756
Statistically* speaking, she's a gross femcel

>>212939756
yeah it's me tee hee don't hit on me silly boys xD

>>212939624
ARE YOU IN RIO?

why do all the new leftoids always have the same look anyway

>>212939765
Don’t ever correct me again

>>212939697
no one was talking to you lil bro

Trips and I spend one last 30 dollars on gambling

>>212939789
no

>>212939697
yes because these morons need to be toppled and ridiculed
>who rally against
rally for

>>212939429
the ending is you get locked in a bunker at the mercy of the main villain, pretty spoopy

>>212939429
It's just a shooter, we're you expecting it to be Moby Dick or something?
Honestly video games have been one of the biggest failures of a medium and art form. Theres been a real failure to produce anything resembling high art and substance from them. Maybe that's just because they've come about in a very shallow and decadent time period and are still relatively new in the grand scheme of things, but films had managed to produce items of cultural worth at their equivalent time since invention.

Giving out spankings to any brat who needs it

>>212939805
they have to be kind of faggy to appeal to leftoids. basic masculinity is outlawed in the dem party. they even kicked david hogg out of his role for being a huwhite male

>>212939912
Me a brat

>>212939684
my guess is that differences in the female and male brains make oxytocin far more effective in females, in the same way that many personality disorders are far more likely to affect one gender over the other (massive female bias for histrionic personality disorder, massive male bias for antisocial personality disorder). our brains are fundamentally different, i don't know if women get more oxytocin or they're more receptive to it but the results are definitely noticable

>>212939912
pfft I wouldn't even feel your weak ass "spanking"

>>212939911
The more complex a medium, the harder it is to make actual high art for it. It’s easier to make a good book than a good movie

>>212939690
Do you think just one guy can make a magnum opus like Skibidi Biden?

>>212939911
I really disagree with you. I really, really, really disagree with you. I'm not going to quote games in a subjective medium, I simply encourage you to expand what kinds of games you play.

He is literally me

>>212939911
but kichikuou rance is still my favorite story of all time
and that's a video game
nothing else has quite captured the same level of struggle and prevailing against all odds while displaying the beauty and depravity of humanity
and ive fucking read moby dick and other novels and movies of the sort

>>212940018
why didn’t he just send drones in to unlock the vault?

You’re all going to call me a rollslop fag but I think dark souls 1 and demon souls count as high art

>>212940023
>never read any of the great stories
so your opinion is based on literally nothing?

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

if birds are so dirty why do they bathe more than u? birds are one of the cleanest animals

>>212939912
I'm a bratty top with a superiority complex

>>212940061
Cause the Sierra madre has mechanisms in place to prevent any foreign or radioactive material from getting in. They never really explained how it worked

>>212939948
Problem is you can't research this as a scientist in the West at least. Just saying there are biological differences in men and women at all will raise suspicion towards you. You go too far questioning Liberal orthodoxy and your career is over.

>>212939690
Apparently Colbert's salary was 15 mil a year alone.
And these people have the gall to pretend they're such victims lol

>>212940149
i'm a top that only bottoms

One of the gayest things about modern feminist theory is that they say that men aren’t inherently violent, just that they were conditioned that way by society.
Like nigga in males are more violent in 99% of species. It’s obvious this applies to humans as well

I think video game devs thus far have had a hard time balancing advancing technology with substance with profit incentive
It's hard to take advantage of technology plus include lots of substance plus turn a profit. Most video games lean one way or the other, like indie games favoring substance and triple a games favoring pushing tech (like graphics and shit). It's hard to try to do both without wasting money

How about Stephen Dilbert

>>212939690
How did it cost $100 million to make this?

Picking my nose

when you grow up you stop making gay jokes because you learn how many unironic gay niggas there are

>>212940255
I think gay jokes are mostly a whypipo thing 2bh. Don't know why

>[orange man] is using Hitler’s language
I wish

>>212940287
Black men are obsessed with looking as macho as possible. They melt when given a pink lighter

>>212940231
socially conditioned is literally ALL of libtardism though, it's their excuse for everything bad they allow to happen.

Skyrim came out almost 14 years ago

>>212940254
rude

>>212940255
I try and avoid making gay jokes too often for that reason, but not to avoid hurting someone’s feelings. It’s too easy to walk into the trap of “oh, he knows about that gay thing enough to make a joke about it? he must be a secret fag”

>>212940394
Early

>>212940399
faggot

>>212940231
Even if you ignore neurological differences, the fact men have more testosterone alone means you will more aggressive and violent behavior than in women. If something that basic disprove your political ideology, its pretty damning and clearly shows anybody still sticking by it is a dogmatic idealogue and zealot.

>>212940231
Some of it definitely is the culture and level of socialization a guy gets growing up, but there is undeniable massive bias for violence and aggression in men. To deny that is to deny some pretty basic biology