Thread 212945866

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Gee tar edition

god dammit I literally posted a new too
>>212945873

reuse after

I'll make the next one, and it will have an anime for the OP.

>>212945905
No we’re recycling this one >>212945892

>>212945892
>>212945939

Not touching that one. Gross.

>>212945905
Booooo
Don't let this guy cook, anime is for losers

THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF

anime general, anime website

>>212945152
I took a 2 week trip to Japan for less than $2k

>>212945905
Nope
that's too many threads, we shall recycle the mario thread
also anime is boring

took out burgers but now I don't feel like burgers, a modern tragedy

>>212945892
I'll be posting in this one
Anime is for creepy weirdos

>>212945972
How?
Flights are expensive as shit, not to mention how expensive stuff is when you get there

I am not Canadian

>>212945951
As opposed to bing bing cuckhoo?

>>212945977
You will remember me.

reposting

>>212945378
ive pondered this at length. its not just "women tend to not be as funny" its literally "women cannot be funny"

Ive never seen a good standup routine from a woman. I cant remember any time a woman has made me intentionally laugh. Logically there must be some exception to the rule given just how many people there are but I have yet to see proof

>>212945378
>>212945919
The evolutionary reason is purportedly that men use humour as a way to attract mates; our version of those male birds that dance around and have fancy feathers, unlike the drab females.

I’ve had a number of funny gfs, but maybe it just has to be in the context of a relationship, and not something like stand-up.

>filtered by the king of 2D platformers
sad!

>>212945996
The yen was particularly weak when I went, and I got a good deal on my flight

>>212945960
I fucking love this guy. He did what I've wanted to do countless times. Where I live they w been tearing up all the streets for the last ten years and everywhere you go there's some gay construction shit happening that slows traffic to a crawl. How I've longed to just blast through all that shit and go hog wild

I jack off when I'm depressed and envision myself as a highly attractive, desirable man who has tons of extremely attractive women lust after him

>>212946039
When you get there, what do you do for entertainment? Just walk around?

>>212946018
Sarah Silverman's old stand up was fucking hilarious

>>212946018
>>212946013
idk
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler write some funny jokes for TV at least

>>212946073
I find her repulsive, personally

>>212946063
For a second, I read "disabled man."

>>212946067
>Just walk around?
Mostly
I went over new years, so I went to a temple celebration in Kyoto, visited all the touristy stuff in Tokyo, and went to Universal in Osaka

when im done jerking off i think to myself "fucking whore" when im looking at the pornstar

>>212946073
im going to watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEb-sXmcMLE&t=63s

and report back

>>212946106
I misread that on first glance and thought you said you went to the University of Osaka lol what a let down

>>212946053
Yeah same in my shitty city. This guy had an even more justified gripe, they had all that shit closed down for some gay parade. Not even doing infrastructure work, just closing off shitloads of public roads and onramps and blocking the entire public from using them so a small number of fags can walk in a parade.

>>212946114
why are you watching porn starring your mom?

>>212946140
Weak

>>212946140
corny ass joke

Fidel Castro was a demon from hell his face looked so demonic and creepy

I said whoever threw that pencil, your mom's a ho!

>>212945866 (OP)
Went for a walk and saw a pet turtle all crushed. Weird as fuck, I've also seen pigeons all beaten up some times.

when I was 16 a girl wanted to come over and watch a movie. When she came she asked why I wanted to watch it in the living room instead of on a laptop in my bed. I replied sayin we recently got a 4K TV and it was better resolution and that laptops simply aren't good for films.

>>212946172
bruh...

Eastern Europe is so kino bros

>>212946172
You should've opened her ass in the living room with all the lights on

My name is Jagdish

Crazy how liberal jesus Trudeau did blackface like 5 times

>>212946172
lmaoing @ ur life

>>212946073
you fucking lied to me

My name is Poojeet Singh.

My dearl old father used to love listening to Lil Joey, have you heard about him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj2KmtLH4Oc

*black inner city preacher voice* Retard won't ever be no slur for me! Can I get a hell yeah from all my retarded brothas and sistas out there?

>>212946244
>>212946073
fun fact: Sarah Silverman is known for being a giant whore in the comedy community, apparently she's slept with dozens of influential comedians just to get herself promoted. she fucked guys like jim florentine, kevin brennan, jimmy kimmel, dennis leary, etc.

there's a long running joke that basically she's fucked everyone you've ever seen on a sitcom, except it's not really a joke it's 98% true.

So not only am I expected to endure pooping, but then I also have to wipe afterwards?
What gives?

nick mullens cholo fugue state bit mogs all modern comedy

>>212946307
only one of those statements is true

>>212946114
while i'm jerking off i often think to myself "yeah I'm a dirty nasty boy what if my parents could see me now"
anyone else?

What's the most Americanized Asian country?
Korea?

>>212946307
you don't need to poop if you can make your body fully absorb your sustenance so try to do that

>>212946353
sick ass

>>212946337
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

I like to fuck around

is there some secret to knowing where the popular bars are? the two by my apartment usually have maybe 5 or 6 people in them and everytime I go downtown to try to meet people theyre either too packed or empty as well

>>212946392
>too packed
those are the popular bars

>>212946372
Philippines

>>212946377
I'm not eating shit not falling for this shit again

>>212946307
You don't HAVE to wipe. You could always take a shower, or purchase a bidet, or just walk around with a disgusting poopy butt

Did cavemen wipe their ass? Why don't other animals have to do this?

>>212946372
American Samoa

>>212946403
yah but theyre already full of boomers or couples, Im trying to find the loners and single ladies

>>212946436
Are you the anon who said a bidet literally changes your life?

>>212946013
Women are socially conformist amd consensus driven. Comedy is trangressive by nature, it requires a masculine mind.

>>212946446
because their diets generally produce shits that aren't overly messy, and if they are messy they get caught in their fur which falls out routinely and takes the mess with it

self cleaning assholes.

>>212946462
no but lots of people say that

>>212946461
google "best bars to meet people in [city]"

The Pacific States of America's theme
https://youtu.be/Y3N9eV8n1kw?si=d7KTdJrLlA4t79t4

Bidet's are legit much better. I still use toilet paper but you don't have to use nearly as much and you're a lot cleaner regardless.

>>212946392
Also, what time are you going? Many bars don't get really packed until close to midnight, or later

>>212946533
sometimes I'll try 5:30, sometimes I'll try 7 or 8 o clock

>>212946208
Holy shit I didn't even realize that

>>212946554
You need to go later, man
t. nightlife connoisseur

Uh sorry chuds I just spent the day at the Just for Laughs comedy festival and the female comedians made me laugh so hard I sharted

Being hunted for a serious crime is my single greatest individual fear (as opposed to someone I love being harmed).
How the hell do criminals live with that kind of stress?

>>212945919
I've met a few women who are conversationally funny. But funny comedians tend to be lesbians or dykes most of the time like Roseanne. It's like they have to copy men's mannerisms to be funny. And they almost always run out of material if you take away their jokes about sex and vaginas

Should I have 4 frozen cheese and bean burritos (topped with diablo hot sauce, pepperjack cheeze, tajin seasoning, and red pepper flakes)
Or should I make Kraft Mac n Cheeze w/ the same of the above toppings?

>>212946497
>CIA propaganda group music

>>212946614
How about a salad?

>>212946600
What kind of serious crimes have you done anon?
It's okay you can tell me

>>212946614
The burritos would be a much better meal
But are you allergic to meat or smth?

>>212946586
Damn bro that brings me back, I remember watching JFL on Comedy Network all the time when I was a kid. They used to have some really funny comedians on there.

Can't imagine the sad, shitty state it must be in now that the only comedians allowed to operate in Canada are leftoid faggots and indians whining about colonialism in India.
I hope they were all super careful not to make any jokes referencing chugs or lesbians, lest they get banned from the country or fined $25,000.

>>212946638
Nothing, that’s my point. Just having stress dreams about being chased is enough to permanently terrify me.

>>212946641
I guess I could add some salami or sliced deli chicken to it, but i don't like much meat

Good evening /cum/friends!

>brother got a gf
>have to hide in my room to avoid them now
I am 28

>>212946673
Whose cankle?

>>212946567
but the buses dont run that late :(

>>212946700
I do the same with my sister's bf and friends, but I'm a spry 25

Oh God he's back

>>212946695
the second i ever meet a self-righteous NPC in a video game i end their life

>>212946705
take an uber

>>212946738
whomstve

Can still slightly smell the cum on my dick even after showering
Downside to having the ole foreskin on the penis it traps all that cum within.
Story of my life

>>212946703
It happens sometimes

I'm the youngest in the family and never had to deal with a younger sibling humiliating me like that

>>212946769
nigga the bar tab alone is gonna be $40

>>212946733
why aren't you trying to deepdick your sister's friends, i did that when i was 21 and it was pretty cash

The Ukranian man marches on

>>212946802
pre-game before you head out and only get a couple drinks at the bar
going out is expensive, unfortunately

>>212946803
they're all religious and trad, and I am a freak

Anybody watching UFC tonight? Seems like kind of a mid event 2bh

>>212946853
I'm watching it but not really enjoying it
UFC has kind of lost my interest after the ESPN deal

>>212946673
Fatass.

I have about $430 cashback goy-points. What should I spend it on?

>>212946874
What did the ESPN deal change

>>212946850
umm based? get yourself a megabased tradwaifu and impregnate her ASAP to save the white race and RETVRN TO EVROPA

>>212946886
How did you get that much cashback? Just from credit card purchases?

>>212946818
>>212946887
MANLET UPRISING NOW

>>212946945
Usyk is 6'3

>>212946941
Yeah just over time accumulating from regular purchases.
I never cash in the rewards, so that amount is from a couple years worth of spending

>>212946910
It has a greater quantity of events now but a lower quality, and I think it's due to contractual obligations with ESPN that force the UFC to hold a specific number of events per year

>>212946980
Be a very good goy and donate it to Israel!

What you playing /cum/? Playing this alone doesn't feel right.

>>212947007
This

>>212947019
WOAH BIG

>>212947019
town of salem
I can play and post on /cum/ at the same time

>>212947019
I'm thinking i might go back to my Oblivion playthrough, or maybe start another Morrowind game tonight

>>212947019
I've been playing Terraria

i'm blocking all the shitty websites that do nothing but put me down. i am no longer going to feed my brain content that steals my confidence, that burgles my optimism and commits armed robbery of my power. powerlessness and non-masculinity are antithetical to the natural traits of being a man. thusly they are not naturally grown but instead fed to us as mental poison by others who have failed and want to drag us down consciously or unconsciously

>>212947061
>pic
what game is this that seems to tell you when an NPC BTFOs you?

>>212947096
"The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" a tremendously terrible flop of a game. the self argument bits are pretty funny though

>>212947061
and yet here you are on 4chan of all places.

wasted the entire day award

>>212947128
i'd be really sad if 4chan as a whole has to go, it's been a long time part of my life. i've already banned myself from some boards but the ban list will grow over time and it's definitely growing today. while 4chan can be really unhealthy i don't consider /cum/ to be all that bad. if i ban myself from /int/ it's not because /cum/ was a bad influence, it'll be everything else on this god forsaken board

>>212947033
I heard those lines so many times as a kid before learning English, that I can only hear them the wrong way now.

>>212947193
What's your gimmick here
Do we know you for anything

>>212947196
RAWKET LAWNCHAIR

If I had friends in real life I wouldn't come to this site at all

Dogberg is oinking like a pig right now

>>212947206
namefagging/personalityfagging is against the spirit of 4chud so i hope not

My dad has such a fat ass

Went to Notre Dame basilica today, I can’t believe how many poojeets were in there, it’s blasphemy at this point

Anyone here need their thighs massaged or their feet rubbed

>>212947271
Women like men with big butts. Squat your way to attractiveness, brother.

>>212947289
Not anymore.
Canadians used to be famous for "incredibly gay, deviant, or horrific-quality posts".
Now, I just fucking think "pajeet" when I see a Canadian poster - in my mind, the Canadian and Indian flags are identical.

>>212946887
Boxing was better back the when it was a poor mans hustle

>>212947299
>Women like men with big butts
This confuses me more than men who like feet

>>212947247
Ok from now you're smeaglebro

>>212947319
it isn't shitty? US flags are seen as all brown pipo too

I'm addicted to drinking water

>>212947348
You would not believe how much better hispanics are than jeets. They're honestly worse than blacks.
>t. had to deal with both

USA has so jeets now too, any tourist spot is swarmed with them like in Canada

>>212947337
I don't like it either, but it's literally true and proven consistently with various body part attraction studies. I find it strange and I would be agog to learn the psychological reasons for it but if you're curious, butts to women are at the same level as cleavage is to men.

Wait, fuck, I forgot this isn't /pol/, I got mixed up.
Sorry jannies, prune if you must, please don't ban, I just got fucking unbanned.

>>212947297
Me.

>>212947424
I haven't observed this

I've never seen a jeet in real life
I live in the deep south though

seen lots of jeets at the GG bridge and niagra falls

Mom told her coworkers about how nice our outdoor deck is even though its nothing special, now they're coming over and she's painting and sanding it down to make it look better and making me help too

>>212947470
>niagra falls
guess which country this is close to

There's NO FUCKING WORK.
Fellow leafs, what the FUCK do you do for work?
I've been unemployed for a year.

I live in Ontario.
It's so fucked here.
Feels like a post apocalyptic wasteland, except with brand new cars (purchased with overleveraged debt.)

>>212947491
I do this

>>212947500
yah but I was on the american side

>>212947531
Which is like a 100 feet away from the Canada (India)

>>212947296
christcucks love everyone though, naturally they'd open the doors to a bunch of streetshitting heathens

>>212947508
go into healthcare

I have never met or seen an Indian before, but you guys are making me hate them with every fiber of my being

Is there any reason to get rid of the warts on the bottom of my foot? They don't hurt or anything

>>212947508
live in california, no jobs either. not even in the major cities.

>>212947605
maybe youre not getting enough fiber

>>212947613
I have a job

So bored without weed
Should I just give in and by another pen?

>>212947605
Sheeple mentality
>captcha:VPNJK

1 day after getting my tooth pulled and i have 0 pain or swelling
the mouth heals fucking fast

that also means i have 14 tabs of norco to use whenever

>>212947437
https://nypost.com/2024/10/14/lifestyle/crazy-tourists-are-creating-a-fall-foliage-frenzy-locals-gripe-this-was-dangerous/
This article doesn’t mention jeets, but I’m from NH and it was all jeets from MA. They’re coming for all of us

I hate them. I HATE THEM. The brazen animals tried carjacking me, RIGHT IN FRONT OF A COP last night. Why can't we just send them ALL back to Africa

There are people who watch text to speech vtubers and I cannot for the life of me understand why. That is more likely than not a greasy old man behind the computer typing it out.

>>212947424
>>212947437
I live in a predominantly white area and saw a flock of jeets for the first time this summer. My eyesight isn't the best so at first I was shocked to even see that many black people walking around at one time. As they got closer I realized they were jeets. They looked at me but didn't say anything as I pedaled by on my bicycle. I know they'll be gone by summer but it did open my eye to how quick shit changes. They might even be decent people but it changes the 'vibe' so to speak. I sympathize with the Canadians

>>212947627
>>212947652
Good morning, sirs!

>>212947661
It's so over

>>212947656
I'm going to play the trash can's advocate and say you should dump those norco pills in the trash. Fucking with opioids is playing roulette with ruining your life. Keep them for a week in case you get mouth pain, then toss em.

>>212947695
that's why i only watch vtubers that boob reveal

The first same-sex marriage in Texas was between a white femboy and a chicano. Which people were the first to be same-sex married in your state or province?

We need a great v tuberpocalypse where it's revealed that the majority of them are men. I bet multiple dudes would have mental breakdowns and shit

more like POO hampshire

The cops and queers

>>212947695
Some people watch videos for the information in them not the way said information is being presented

Why can't you play uno with Mexicans?
Because they take all the green cards

I'm a virgin at 23

If your birth year starts with 2, lower your voice while speaking to me

unc cant hear, lmao

yeah I'm an influencer, influencing this penis to make cum that is!

i'll put a stop to this or my name isn't

>>212947593
Fuck no.
>12 years of schooling
I'll be out of college at 35, then.

I've thought about it, anon, but, I don't have the time.

>>212947807
Mine is 2025 + - 26 so what now bitch?

pat my cock

>>212947875
Inaccurate the bottom isn't a man with a voice changer

>>212947936
AYYY IM DRINKAN HERE

>>212947855
Everyone needs a Saddam Hussein hole

>>212947713
sure would be a shame if someone let a bunch of rabid wolves loose

Iconic picture

Literally Hitler

>>212947713
god I fucking hate it when urbanfags have the absolute gall to go out of their cuck dens and experience nature. All you will do is take Instagram photos, and litter.

>>212948017
the chicano man marches on

>>212948017
Um context?

>>212947855
that's just an old well that was covered up.

I MET HER AT THE BURGER KING, WE FELL IN LOVE BY THE SODA MACHINE
SO WE TOOK THE CAR DOWNTOWN, THE KIDS WERE HANGING OUT ALL AROUND
THEN WE WENT DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND, ON THE COASTER AND AROUND AGAIN
AND NO ONE'S GONNA EVER TEAR US APART
'CAUSE SHE'S MY SWEETHEART
ALL RIGHT
OH YEAH

>>212948032
That's Saddam after getting pulled out of his hiding hole, you zoom zoom

>>212948032
Dude that's Saddam come on now

>>212948021
>212948021
>>212948021
wtf is alligator alcatraz

Fiddlin' John Carson

>>212948032
Jeffrey Epstein being killed.
1945
Colorized

>>212946700
are you me

>>212947875
I’ve only bought breast milk and used socks from girls online.

Saddam down, Assad down, Gadafi down, only one left to go

>>212948093
Was this breast milk being sold for fetish purposes or are you stealing product meant for babies

>>212946700
Lole

WHO killed Mary Phagan?

Thoughts on Chattanooga?

>>212948081
>he thinks epstein is dead

>>212948134
Never been

wasting away in Shartaritaville

I wish the tranny chasers on this website
did not have the most dyel bodies possible
sad really

>>212948073
The immigration prison in Florida

>>212948149
What a strange series of words

>>212948128
That little anti-semitic bitch had it coming

>>212948021
I wonder if these retards are aware that not every kike in a concentration campa was tattooed with a number

>>212948157
genuinely hope it's guarded by alligators

We have to go back

>>212948128
The murder of Mary Phagan was likely committed by Jim Conley, the factory’s janitor, not Leo Frank. Frank was wrongfully convicted based primarily on Conley's questionable testimony, in a trial deeply influenced by anti-semitism.

>>212948218
The Falklands are Argentinian

>>212948240
Lmao you called them Falklands

>>212948021
Based libertarian roastie. I also support abolishing driver's licenses

>most gen Z people are turning to a gay life style
>because 5/10 and up women around their age wont put out for non chads
YIKES

WINTER IS HERE AND IT'S GOIN' ON TWO YEARS
SWALLOW MY PRIDE
AND THINGS WERE LOOKIN' VERY GRIM
BUT THEY'RE LOOKIN' GOOD AGAIN
SWALLOW MY PRIDE

>>212948232
Read the affadavit of the house servant in the Franks household
it speaks for itself
https://www.leofrank.org/trial-and-evidence/prosecution/states-exhibit-j/

Asap Rocky Peso Instrumental

>>212948298
Gen Alpha aren't gay. They're getting molested by millenials

>>212948365
ohhhh no that poor boy ahhh jeeeezzzz

oh wow look the Ethiopian is back to spamming is inane faggotry

>want to watch the news
>shitty footage using a resolution from 10 years ago

n****rtoro

saw some canadians outside
by canadians I mean canadian geese. they march around here with their babies

>>212948425
She's literally doing the weather in a negligee

me when canada

>>212948320
Anyways the thing I find most astounding about the case is how the entire jewish community not only rallied around a child murderer, but spent decades gaslighting the public paying people to write stuff about his innocence, and creating entire organizations dedicated to a child murderer. All while knowing full well the evidence against him was overwhelming
Really astonishingly immoral stuff

>>212948425
I love women's arms

>>212948452
hate those fuckers. Shitting everywhere and hissing at me when I walk past 'em want to put them like a soccerball into the lake

Canadian geese reproduce a lot

>>212948466
I think they're cute

>>212948466
HONK

>>212948453
>doesn't make porn

>>212948474
I hate them so fucking much

>>212948479
I think youre stupid

>>212947875
Thing about vtubers is there are male ones who also have legions of female simps who donate to them and have parasocial attachment.

That niggas on the fucking Epstein list

>>212948520
at least I'm not afraid of canadian geese

cumcels need to finger my asshole

>>212948453
thank god. i mean it's the weather channel, if i want the weather i can literally google "weather" and instantly get a week forecast. if i'm watching the weather CHANNEL the commentary or the hot girl is going to be the only two reasons

Why are the Japanese like this?

>>212948569
who says Im afraid of them? I dont walk around them, they step to the side

Sipping a Molson Canadian tall boy and watching the Yankees lose on Sportsnet, never felt like such a patriot, elbows up boys

>>212948577
they are atheists

hearsay!

the weather channel used to be so good. I'd watch it all the time during nader season and just to hear the local on the 8's music. Now half of it is just shlock like alaska ice truckers and gold salvagers because they need revenue

>>212948577
Sometimes I forget I can read japanese
That shits so funny

>>212948577
That rooks absolutely delicious round eye

>>212948584
you cross the street, lower your gaze and avoid eye contact with them

>>212948577
fish don't have souls or something

>>212948595
They practice Shintoism

>>212948619
Something about 2 nemos?

He found Dory as well.

>>212948610
Their weather data has always sucked

made my gf (male) an extra special hotpocket

This will be the final year of civilization. Enjoy it while you can

>>212948572
She's a child, glowie

>>212948661
Go away

>>212948637
they only take part in the festivals / activates that go with it
they are still perverted godless heathens

>>212948665
You're a child

>>212948663
Why is this the final year of civilization

im bored and tired either you fuckers start being more interesting or im leaving

>>212948661
that looks like a croissant or an antlion grub from hl2

>>212948687
It was revealed to me in a dream

>>212948687
Because a disease will spread around Christmas and New Year’s. Killing most of the human population

>>212948663
Civilization ended years ago.

>>212948687
schizophrenic belief
that a super natural figure will appear this year
and start destroying cities / killing people

Kinda wanna drink but this will be the third night in a row of drinking, so idk probably not a good idea

>>212948687
>>212948710
Btw it was revealed to me in a dream so don’t ask for a source

>>212948685
Xochitl

What if there was a tornado full of sharks that attacked people n shit but they were fought off by a group of washed up b list actors?
Think it would play in Peoria?

i stink

>>212948766
https://youtu.be/xW17jtkjvvg?si=3THIhaSCKBSj-saU

>>212948756
Olivia Rodrigo MOGS

>>212945873
New (recycle)

>>212948725
True, after 3 straight days of drinking you are at risk of a withdrawal seizure

>>212948787
snap my picture

>>212948801
I don't drink that much only like 5 beers max

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