Leedsichthys edition

Previous: >>212951720

That's it. I'm gonna be a normie now. I'm gonna watch sportsball and listen to pop country

imagine if i posted my modest twink cock

Rapture is imminent

Get ready and believe in the Lord while purifying yourself not daily

Like every second. First by trying to get off this godforsaken site

>watching a bunch of dudes toss a ball around is the pinnacle of entertainment

>>212953639
haha imagine...

>>212953640
what's imminent is your butthole rapturing when i rape you

Dude get off the screen and try to be a better person

Like it feels painful but try harder and harder knowing your saved outta God’s Grace. But like know you want to be like good enough lol… to be like you know… saved

my bikini waxed hairless member

How is "Samantha" jewish you freak? Grow up.

rupturing, rapturing, whatever.

>posting groomer comics
yea alr moshe

Rapture or rupture

We’re all gonna die

I don’t want to go to H.e. Double Hockey Sticks.


Rather not be left behind when the rape niggers and rape Jeets and rape chinks and Ivan’s come out and the demonically possessed trying to convince me to go with them or take the Mark

>>212953691
>H.e. Double Hockey Sticks
holy shit I haven't heard this term in like 15 years

At least one of you will be going and get saved, right?

It’s gonna be Holocaust levels of extinction

But 1,000,000,000 times worse

>>212953604 (OP)
I accidentally fell in love with a mid girl from Taiwan

It's not grooming, the little brother is the first to get hard and tops the older one.

>>212953716
how did you manage that

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE

no shit dumbass

>>212953724
God’s plan

she cleaned her grool off my tool >_<

when i die i'll become a god and create my own world and just chill there forever

>g-g-grow up
Says the NEET leech that plays pew pew games in the middle of the night pretending to be a girl online with a gross tranny jewish name, Samantha which might I add, is jewish

In bed reading literature at 3am.

>>212953734
Some people will be in the burning lake. Others will not

Samantha is not a jewish name. Grow up

>>212953725
>>212953734
I ain’t no afraid of death
Whateva doesn’t kill me
Make me stronger whatever in the godarn tarnashun

>>212953724
I was suppose to help her with fixing stuff around her house and she gave me tea and told me I looked nice

Woah, Samantha, carbs and sugar while reading your gook gooner comics? You spoil yourself! I sure hope everything is kosher...

schizopoo having a little spergy sperg tonight, I see...

i am schizopoo

>>212953780
Christpill is total opposite of pagan jeet New Age schizo. I’m not going to argue with you

>artificially flavored

>>212953798
>artificially created

I'm reading this magic isekai actually. The protagonist was a magician on earth, like Tohsaka Rin, and he and his friends, who dont know about magic, all got summoned to another world in a hero summoning ritual.

It's not Korean. And Samantha isn't a jewish name.

>>212953813
Jeets and Jews artificially create
You gotta pray for both of them

i identify as a spiritist.

Samantha is a jewish name
How can someone be this stupid

>>212953826
A gnostic can believe in the rapture as long as they replace the demiurge with satan, Saturn the god of the jews

this is a 48 year old man

Catfishing people on tinder and there are so many fake profiles omg

would you have gone to otakon 2000?

tranny btfo'd

>>212953858
I can’t because I’m Christian again. Like it’s real dis time

@212953817
Quintessential, passive aggressive reply. Such a Samantha moment. Why are Gods chosen people like this?

Epstein proves they worship Saturn the Demiurgos

>>212953846
i do not believe in any rapture. i do say christian prayers thoughever.

I denounce Yahweh
I denounce Abraham
I denounce Moses
I denounce Jesus of Nazareth
I denounce Saul of Tarsus.
I denounce Mohammad.
I denounce Joseph Smith.
I denounce Vishnu.

>>212953889
What the fuck even is spiritualism
Sounds like schizo jeet babble. Nonsense

Birds that never fly high never fall too far. They never learn the despair that is having their bodies dashed upon the earth.

destiny and cr1tkal take up 80% of my waking hours

Try to be mad less often guys

>>212953941
i'm really sorry to hear that

>>212953941
you'd spend your time better gooning

>>212953904
spiritism was founded by allan kardec, not to be confused with spiritualism (which has no founders). they're two different things.

Crazy how out of all places in the world, we were born here in America

Bejaysus and modder Mary, I'm far too drunk for 9:25 in the morning

>>212953947
no they teach me a lot especially about polictics and who i should follow

All of you are Zoomers without life experience
Born in the wrong Generation since you didn’t become all doomers weeping in a closet and transformed into boomer moralist blackpillers

>>212953957
you're just trolling regardless you would unironically use your time better by gooning yourself into a frenzy every day

>>212953954
America you weren’t destined to be given things that are second nature like family, a good job, kids that the government helps take care of that are molded and dependent on other kids in a healthier state framework

>>212953973
not trolling i grew up with them and they have helped laid down the fundamentals of my political identity

might fully deck out my business with classical and traditional artwork for the vibes

>>212953986
well I wouldn't go around admitting that if I were you. at least pretend you read the New Yorker or something so you don't out yourself as trailer trash

>>212953941
>destiny
based
>cr1tikal
cringe

>>212954014
oops I got that backwards, my bad

What the fuck kind of name is moistcritical

Disgusting granny schizo garbage

FUCK TRANNIES AND SCHIZOS

>>212954027
I love trannies and schizos
Just like Jeets and Jews

Becwus I want them to Repent

i made a pact with an earth bound spirit.
i told them i would pay them with black candles if they made my enemy lose their job.
the only problem is i have no way of seeing if my enemy loses their job except by waiting to see if they update their linkedin profile.

wow this thread is grim. peace losers

>>212954027
he's based af and his funny online handle solidifies it

omg I'm only 19!!
turbo virgin are freaking out

Next to you people I'm like a superman giga Chad

last night I ordered 20€'s worth of KFC, delivery costs included, containing 6 tendies, 6 wings, 6 onion rings, 2 small fries, a BBQ and kentucky gold sauce and 2 medium cokes. Dang, das greasy! I still haven't finished it, I have one of each of the main items saved for when I'm done drinkin. I don't think I'm gonna order KFC again, it's really greasy compared to McD's.

the good thing about the masses being blinded is you can take advantage of them

Schizo thread becomes even more schizoid. Trashier and trashier I see

Accidentally said "kino" to chatgpt and now it's using this word multiple times in every response

Samantha

ok it's goon time
see you losers in 15 min

>>212954162
It’s only going to get worse and worse from here. From gooner to tranny to groomer in no time
You either go up. Or you go down
No in between. Only the Lord’s Supernatural Grace can stop you

there's nothing trashy or schizoid about the divine

>>212954207
Poop is in the divine according to the Jeet sutras

>>212954207
this is what people did to give themselves a start before hollywood horror movies existed

>>212953604 (OP)
>Kristin Cabot's husband is Andrew Cabot
is Andrew Cabot related to Cabot Family though?

>>212954220
poop is manure. it fertilizes the ground and helps create new life (plants, food). poop is sacred.

>>212954250
Npc Jeets might be on to smth o algo

jesus is one of many ascended masters.
i AM jesus. you are jesus. all is one.

>>212954233
test the spirits and they will prove themselves to you

>>212954262
Jeetsus: Poo is in each and every single one of us. Return to da poo

>>212954287
>33 exclusive Masonic Trump-Epstein dubs

>>212954292
we are all manifestations of the one

Real schizo hours

>>212954337
apotheosis, left hand path = becoming the one

right hand path = union with the one

>>212954381
Are you on drugs?

i don't need to be intoxicated to reveal universal truths >>212954391

i used to be anti-right hand path but i've had my eyes opened

the left hand path isn't inherently more powerful

i don't trust most of the BALG community and their personal gnosis.

from this point forward i will only trust gnosis directly given to me by a spirit guide.

does anyone else think pagpag sounds lowkey delicious

>>212954589
also, i feel like this is a given, but you probably shouldn't be teaching wealth manifestation when you live in some shitty looking apartment in fucking alabama of all places.

>>212954648
like i'm supposed to believe these random ass rednecks are just as powerful as the world's elites.
lol.
lmao even.

Brian is on aids

>>212954706
Dr. Robert Strecker refutes, with documented evidence, virtually everything the so-called experts and Government reports have told you about AIDS. He asserts in no uncertain terms that:

AIDS is a man-made disease,
AIDS is not a homosexual disease,
AIDS is not a venereal disease,
AIDS can be carried by mosquitos,
and there can never be a vaccine.

https://strecker.pugik.com/

>>212954774
>0 citations
>not a scientific paper
>is just a blog post
>not published
>unknown author not even a Wikipedia page
Brian intelligence

Gonna leave this saucy hypothetical before I go to sleepers:

I look like this, but I have a cock. Would you still be interested?

[it might not be bigger than yours...]

>Page 9
Good morning

going bald in high school is probably one of the most devastating things that can happen to the human psyche, not even pissing yourself in class even comes close because it's just a one time thing, going bald is like pissing yourself every single day you have to walk through that door and people see your receding hair

>>212957525
I'd just shave my head

https://youtube.com/shorts/fDVH3DE8wrA

Got a possible bf.

>>212957647
you'll still be looking like 40 year old divorcee dad in the middle of a bunch of 15 year olds

>>212959417
Not if you lift

>>212959417
Aging is largely in the face. A bald 16yo might look a few years older but he won't look middle aged

>>212959592
lol

>>212959613
Why are you laughing at him?
He's probably happier than you are. You're miserable.

did u guys see sam hyde's crashout in harland's podcast? that was insane

>>212959613
If you put your thumb over his head he has the face of a 12 year old
Poor kids hormones are all sorts of fucked

>>212959613
He should shave or buzz it

uhhh….c-chungo?

chungo baby monkey money

>>212960566
Mungo sungo

labubu chocolate dubai

hmm

>>212959613
Imagine if he also lived in Brazil

on a keith flint on firestarter sort of vibe

>>212961120
>Socialism is a larp by rich people
Always has been

it will be 2030 in 4 years and ~5 months

>>212961271
Unless the apocalypse occurs

>>212959906
what a baby lol

women cinnamon in simpson’s tin

Accidentally stayed up too late and now momberg is being loud and I can't fall asleep.

I love the sound of the birds birds

>>212961734
you're dogshit at the game bro, heres what a real 25k rating 5k looks like
https://files.catbox.moe/m3uohn.mp4

I’m a lonesome rambler. I need to be strapped to a rocked and launched up my own ass I’m gay

>>212961851

I feel like I’m scared and lonely in a cold city at night. But I can smell the salsa. I can fly.

I have eaten human poop I know the taste

>>212961120
>White libtards are self hating
Wow…

First time using a slide hammer and it is kind of a bitch

>>212962475
What were you expecting? Also, no arbor press?

>>212963069
I don't want to remove the knuckle and worry about alignment. But no i have no press at home

>>212961734
If Valve was more based they'd buff all shotguns in CS

hello

>>212963538
Hello
Want to come by and drink some beers while i work on the car?

>>212963568
no

>>212962475
your fingerprints are not doxxable schizo

>>212963631
I just saw other people doing it and thought it was hilarious
You couldn't even make out detail

>>212963676
KEK i missed that

Just got my caramel macchiato from Starbucks!

>>212963801
i could go for one of those

How much sleep did you get last night?

important news update

>About 58% of recent Gen Z graduates are still looking for full-time work, compared to 25% of earlier graduates, like millennials, Gen Xers, and baby boomers before them, per FORTUNE.
>AI is breaking entry-level jobs that Gen Z workers need to launch careers

im still sick

>>212964052
Poor baby!

>>212963801
Girl I’m so jealous

Indian babies are cute

>>212964052
This guy's got the consumption
You oughtta move out West for the salutary effects of the dry air

Just did my gacha dailies

>>212964254
i dont think jason is here

lindsay lohan got some big ass titties

>>212964298
*Samantha
Don't dead name her

>>212964393
so if jason troons out, will he change his legal name to samantha?

over a month since i touched a naked woman

>over a month

>>212964456
Been 9 days here
Might kill myself
Access to a woman sexually is a basic human right

>>212953604 (OP)
People will see this and still say that the story of Jonah is fake

Never touched a naked woman in my entire life

>few more days until I visit the gf
Feels good man.

>>212964661
fuck her for me

>>212964601
i touched your naked momma

>>212963114
If you have the space and use one maybe a few times a year they're pretty worth it

>>212961630
>used to constantly fucking with people and doing "power moves" on them
>brings his entire crew from Extreme Peace into the podcast, probably without even asking Harland, and probably to "troll him"
>gets super asshurt over the slightest banter
damn... the alpha male 4chan troll couldnt take some boomer acting silly. Literal roid rage

>>212964705
I have no space which is the problem
I dont think i would have too much use for it anyway. My ball joint/bushing set and an impact really cover most of my pressing needs. The bearing press and hub remover are cheap enough to rent if/when i need them again.
If i need something really pressed i could probably just take it to work

>>212963592
Everyone always says no ):

>>212964773
and chuds worship that guy

If a woman is actually attracted to you, she will make it very obvious
As such, I have never bothered to approach a woman in my life
However, I am too unattractive for any girl to find me attractive, so I have resigned myself to being a virgin

>>212964773
>brings his entire crew from Extreme Peace into the podcast
That must have pissed him off so bad! Imagine having a show with multiple guys on it, like has such a thing been done before?

>>212964896
chur seething

>>212964875
resigning and never approaching girls shows that you have non-masculine traits. at least mentally. and that lowers your attractiveness, and causes less girls to approach you

>>212964896
dunno but the guy has a pretty small set and 99% of his podcasts are 1v1 so i doubt he was warned beforehand or asked about it, he was probably a bit pissed about it
>>212964869
he says some interesting stuff but hes really flawed and not the chad alpha he tries to make himself out to be, hes just sort of a bully with no father figure and the insecurity and aggressiveness that comes from lacking a father figure

>>212964937
I'm too physically unattractive for any girl to like me regardless of whatever masculine traits I may have

>Error: You may not have more than 5 active threads at a time.

>>212964947
physical traits are the easiest to fix because they're easy to measure. if you're not maximizing your physical attractiveness you're doing yourself a disservice and anyone short of being deformed can make large improvements if the starting point is not showering, wearing a gross shrek shirt, mismatching hair, and so on

>>212965030
I'm sure they are all really low quality so dont feel too bad frognigger

im sure the guy who hasnt made a single good life choice in 20 years is gonna turn it all around right now

>>212965070
No gym for your height and face

Rudeposter on the rag again

>>212965164
uglier and shorter people than you have gotten a gf

Happens

>>212965225
Not very attractive ones

>>212965264
What a retard

I like gay little indie games with pixel graphics

I have to poo but don't want to get up what should I do

All of the posts I made on /ck/ last night have mysteriously been deleted

>>212965288
i dunno how you can look at our conversation and conclude it's not at least 50% mental holding you back. giving up isn't masculine. good luck though, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

I have returned from yet another 3 day

>>212965479
samesies :3

Eating Selena Gomez Oreos

During my freshman year of highschool, I was 5'10, which was 95th percentile for my age (14)
I had girls constantly coming up to me and asking me out
However, I stopped growing at that age, so by the time I was a senior, I was still 5'10, which is only average height
Girls wouldn't even look in my direction at that point

I know it isn't a very original sentiment, but FUCK NEW JERSEY

>>212965589
New Jersey mfs be like NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TURN LEFT YOU HAVE TO ZOOLANDER YOURSELF BY TURNING RIGHT UNTIL YOUR LEFT

>>212965589
ridin through new york we finna blow new jersey up

>>212965587
In 9th grade I was 5 feet tall but girls still showed interest in me I think during that time girls are just desperate to have a bf

>>212965587
Do you have other symptoms of high estrogen (hitting your growth spurt early and ending growth at a young age)?

>>212965679
What would the other symptoms be

>>212965715
Man boobs, childlike facial structure, low muscle mass, low energy.

>>212965764
No except childlike facial structure
To make it even worse, most of my extended family are all over 6'2, I even have a 6'9 cousin

>>212965790
Can I have sex with you?

>>212965799
Only if you are black and hung like a horse

>>212965799
Are you female?

just gripped a new labubu

>>212965799
do not take advantage of the differently abled

I think I'm gonna take a break from Homer after I finish Iliad book 3 and read some Herodotus. It's been too long since I've read Greek prose, and I want a short respite from the hapax legomena and verb forms only found in epic poetry.

>>212965889
love your blog posts keep it up

>top 1% IQ (tested in school)
>play games and jack off all day

very close to filtering the word black

>>212965959
Being good at pattern recognition and logic tests doesn't mean you'll be motivated to have a job or study

>>212966022

>>212965889
still crunching through Moby-Dick and the prose is insane. If you're someone who enjoys soaking up interesting and nonstandard prose, you gotta give the book a try. Just be warned: it's not short

>>212966022
why

Cannery Row is my favorite book

>>212966101
because 9/10 posts with the word black in it are porn addicts talking about black dick

The Patel Motel Cartel

>>212966142
What about posts about vantablack coal?

>>212966210
vantablack is a color not a coal

>>212966142
people write BBC instead of Big Black Cock though

yep

How about JD Trance and he makes trance music

>>212966258
Not a single good candidate

>>212966052
Moby-Dick is one of my favorite books
You could spend hours just reading about all the literary allusions within it
Right now I'm reading 100 Years of Solitude in English, the Satyricon in Latin, and the Iliad in Greek

i will be voting for buttigieg

I will be voting for nobody because I do not vote

My vote? Hakurei Reimu. Now get up on that stage girl!

Not voting for a curry burner

pete bootyj

shall be smoking weed and playing xbox 360 on this beautiful sunday afternoon

don't like regular mustard but i LOVE honey mustard.

>>212966496
What game

>>212966506
I didn't find out of that my parents hated mustard until I moved out and realized they only bought it for me. Thanks blog

>>212966506
same

>>212966382
Make Hakurei Reimu Again

>>212966531
gears of war
I wanna play through 1-3 and judgement first and then I will break out the og xbox and start on project gotham racing or midnight club

>>212966540
Awww that's really sweet

>>212966585
Gears is sloppa you have to be high to enjoy it

>>212966646
doesn't need to be good when nostalgia is doing all the heavy lifting

>>212966725
I only have nostalgia for gears 1

I am not perfect and therefore I will be killing myself shortly

>>212966874
You forgot the gigachad

Omw to church.

>What's a world record that would take the least amount of effort and time invested needed to beat

The easiest world record to beat with minimal effort and time is likely the most socks put on one foot in 30 seconds, with the current record at 28 socks. This requires no special skills, just a pile of socks and quick hands. You can practice in your living room, and it takes minimal setup—grab a bunch of socks and a timer. The record is achievable with some dexterity and practice, as it’s more about speed than precision. Another option is the fastest time to unravel a toilet roll with one hand, currently at 9.8 seconds. It’s simple, uses a common household item, and requires little preparation beyond practicing hand speed. Both can be attempted at home with everyday items, making them low-effort and quick to try.
To make it official, you’d need to follow Guinness World Records guidelines: submit evidence (video, witnesses), adhere to their rules (e.g., sock size or toilet roll specifications), and possibly pay a fee for review. Check guinnessworldrecords.com for details.

>>212966989
Pussy puffed like a bee sting guess I'll go to church in my g-string father can you bless this crack pipe never really learned how to act right

>>212967073
Stop fucking posting that

Pussy puffed like a bee sting guess I'll go to church in my g-string father can you bless this crack pipe never really learned how to act right

This summer might be your last.

lost in balatro x5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ClSbV5F8w

>>212967142
God willing

>>212967089
Ayesha Erotica is the artist of our generation

>>212967245
mean

I feel that at 25 it's impossible to genuinely learn new things. My brain has already calcified

i only like nova scotia

I go by she/her pronouns

>>212967411
I know septuagenarians learning instruments.

>>212967411
a lot of people start advanced postgrad degrees around that age
just lay off the brainrot

>>212967411
I started learning guitar at 27 and have become decently proficient at it after a year and a half

>>212966131
Found a first edition of Cannery Row at a bookstore for $15, sold on eBay for $100 because IDC about it. Recently got a hardcover BCE (war bond ad on the back) of it to replace it. Never actually read the book though lol. I also have a 1st edition of Sweet Thursday (never read it either of course).
I might have to finally crack it open.

my stomach is growling for food and momberg hasn't come back with Zaxby's yet

>>212966585
I want to replay the Gears series as well but I disdain aiming in shooters with a controller and am waiting (forever probably) for PC releases

>>212967556
More like big baxby's

>my stomach is growling for food and momberg hasn't come back with Zaxby's yet

>>212967411
you learned how to be a helpless peon though

FUCK ADVENT AND FUCK THE CHOSEN

>>212967411
Take LSD it will decalcify your pineal gland.

>>212967411
You need to put in the effort and focus. Your brain is less elastic than in childhood, but nothing's stopping you from learning other than your own willpower and time.

>>212967582
>disdain aiming in shooters with a controller
yeah it's pretty bad lol, plus gears on 360 is locked at 30fps
the decade+ since I was an xbox 360 player is very apparent
gears ultimate is available on gamepass but the remastered remaster is coming out in august

>Climate change has increased conflicts between the two species. Over 50 polar bears swarmed a town in Novaya Zemlya in February 2019, leading local authorities to declare a state of emergency.
What the fuck? They can do that???

This loaner bearing puller fucking sucked
The washers are completely shreked and i don't know if it will take out the old bearing or press in the new one lol

Trump has absolutely destroyed his legacy. No one can ever trust him again.
Even my dad has lost any faith in Trump now, and he's a stereotypical boomer Republican.

>Trump has absolutely destroyed his legacy. No one can ever trust him again.
>Even my dad has lost any faith in Trump now, and he's a stereotypical boomer Republican.

>>212967860
I thought one actually lives on that island except some researchers and military.

Fuck you Samantha now I'm craving zaxby's

>>212967929
Uncalled for

noon baseball today

>>212967929
Cope. My parents still love Trump. Clearly your parents aren't fully boomermaxxed

There is no celebrity that 4chan hates more than Anthony Bourdain
Perhaps Warwick Davis

>>212968006
I like No Reservations quite a bit. I don't have much of an opinion on Bourdain personally

for all intensive purposes

>>212968006
Remember when he paid off his girlfriends victim of sexual assault and people just forgot about it because he ate cow anus? Good times

Anthony Bourdain got cucked by a baby

my liver is fucking obese for no reason, i dont even drink

At church.

>>212968159
Same except I drink heavily

>>212968188
might be liver cancer and not fat, we'll see

>>212968159
I have a coworker with a failing liver that I watch die in real time.
he was perfectly fine a year ago, now his guts are all swollen while the rest of him is a bony yellow skeleton. very sad to watch, he's a cool guy. I like talking about music with him, but I don't think he's gonna survive the year.

>>212959613
>high school
>already boomer hair
What are they feeding him?

>>212968170
pray for me please

>>212967819
No it's too late for me. Might as well just spend the rest of my existence gooning

>>212968329
I asked you last week what you wanted me to pray for and you didn't respond.

What are you wearing

>>212968589
My boyfriend's t-shirt

>>212968587
pray for good luck

>>212968589
wizard themed bath robe and plaid boxers

New
>>212968637

>>212968589
cum stained boxer briefs and wool socks

>>212953821
every day I pray there's less of them

>>212967411
I learned how to juggle after 25