Thread 212962611

art edition

>English words of Anglo origin
shit, pig, turd, fuck
>English words of French origin
victory, vintage, conquest, beauty

you ever see that Harrison Ford film where he plays a cop who has to go live with the Amish to look after a young lad who witnessed a murder in the big city?

actually a very good movie

>>212962611 (OP)
The more I see this posted the more delicious it actually looks

We now go to /brit/ for their reaction to Zimbabwe qualifying for their first Rugby World Cup since 1991.

the real population of china is much lower than 1.4bn

the real population of india is much higher than 1.4bn

arsed me life up

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212962596
leftypol pretending this doesn't give him diarrhea every time

biggest scam in the world is letting above-ground pools get stygmatised as a poor people thing
yes, it's cheaper than in-ground, but that alone shouldn't make it worthy of judgement
i just want to swim for goodness sake

>>212962611 (OP)
saaaaaaaaar? tourist?

>>212962649
this looks good desu.... without beans

oh my days we're actually colonising them all over again

>>212962611 (OP)
what are you talking about that's a gaulic man, one of the tribes that invaded greece

watched The Brutalist
was a bit weird

yea nobody using dat cringe nazi shit edish brodie

>indians have superior work ethic
Don't know where these two resident indian posters on /brit/ are getting this idea from but anybody who's worked with Indians before know they're extremely lazy, slow, arrogant workers who stink up the kitchen cooking mummies vindaloo every lunch time

>>212962634
didn't expect the ending to be so intense, especially the death in the grain silo.
also the old amish dude has elon musk face

why they speak like there's cocks in their mouth?
https://youtu.be/4FN2WKqn6-U?si=rGb-uGJL94557vHy

>>212962651
More white men than the france football team

lads whats the maddest or most exotic cut of meat you've ever eaten?

This is the thread we post enough epic memes to defeat leftypol once and for all

>Dying galathian
>germanic
Literally an anatolian celt

Imagine sitting on a beach down south and seeing a small raft of 20 darkies come ashore then scurry off like little rats into the woods lmao

Foxo!

Im looking up Italian mens fashion like a proper homo :)

>>212962693
LOL

>>212962680
they had yorkshire pudding at my work cafeteria last week

>>212962668
>outputcrf.webm
>3.65MB for 4 seconds

show us your ffmpeg command lad, doesn't need to be that large

haha imagine if in 2 hours i posted "it looms" lol x

>>212962695
I only see humans

>>212962693
First gentleman is entirely correct.
The bumiputera system is very racist and the prophet wouldn't approve.
It's time Malaysia came into the 21st century.

>>212962706
this happens in 28 years later

>>212962696
Sheep brain, cow eyes, pig snout, crocodile, possum, kangaroo. Take your pick

>>212962680
Hilarious that theor view on our food is entirely from cultural memory brought back by GIs seeing us in the depths of wartime rationing

>>212962639
Good for them

My afternoon is better than yours

>>212962691
would you have shagged the amish wife with the milkers?

I definitely would.

>>212962742
Kek

Pogba going to be on speed’s stream lads

>>212962680
They already eat nothing but British food. Sandwiches, crisps, apple pie, mac and cheese, cheddar cheese and chocolate bars.
Stupid STUPID yanks.

>>212962742
that arse is more sloppy than the poo that comes out of it

>>212962754
haha...yeah...

>>212962639
I see a dark future and an encrypted hard drive in that kid's future

>>212962696
Sucked a colombian guy off oncd

>>212962680
That's a fairly small amount of roast potatoes for the average person id say

>>212962773
W

The governments of the EU want to provoke WW3 with Russia so they can kill off all the White natives in mass assaults and then ethnically replace the homelands with foreign bioblobs.

Absolutely monstrous.

Just want these back.

>>212962729
on their own?
sans roast and gravy?
wtf

Houses previously owned by indians are harder to sell because the constant curry cooking in the kitchen over the years seeps steam and curry in to the interior of the wall and brings down the value of the property so it has to be completely disinfected

Tired of the incel outrage posts at a certain point you gotta just let it go and be happy for people who find their happiness

im a leftypol but i welcome rorke's genocide of nonwhites because it will free up space on the motorway

>>212962795
Russia is sending brown biomass from their muzzie republics into 99% white Ukraine

>>212962729
Nice

>>212962799
for me its the cheddar and pickle pork pie

>>212962732
It's just vp9 at CRF 18.6. I know it could be smaller but I often just lazily fill up the 4MB limit. Not like it's a 40 second video where that rate factor would give me a 40MB video where 2 pass would be more optimal. Yes, I'm that lazy.

love big fat bums

>>212962830
>people who find their happiness
No one is happy

the eu wants to genocide white people, that's why i support russia mass bombing ethnically homogenous white european cities with their army of asiatics and chechen muslims

on a scale of 1-10 how much do you care?

>>212962859
I’m pretty happy most of the time desu

>>212962825
so they're providing affordable housing. whats not to like

>>212962742
every civilized man adore arses, only backward and low iq "men" like tits

>>212962784
H8 these cockney larpers

>>212962841
>Russia killing off its muslims while Ukraine uses human wave assaults with Whites is bad

>>212962737
that's what happened when you allows one-sided highly privileged chinks to speak on your behalf, just like Brits experience are being spoken by a Paki
https://youtu.be/DEKtrE_8-sg?si=Ps6j3oOIUwEU0kGj

lts a common myth that Russia thought the SMO in the ukraine would be over in a few days. Putin knew it would take years and cost thousand of lives it all part of the plan.

dont bother keeping food in the house. tesco is my fridge

>>212962890
what's the plan

I wanna get a pet pigeon

>>212962862
maybe 2 because if it gets really bad l might watch some coverage on youtube

>>212962769
>>212962735
>>212962705
/brit/, not /wog/

Anyone who thought Ukraine had a chance of winning is a massive retard desu.

>>212962880
https://youtu.be/6nc8PGrsAzs

>>212962871
You're content, at most.

>>212962863
Are Mum and Dad related by chance?

>>212962901
left your car in their car park to pay for it i suppose?

>>212962883
No I mean they're settling dagestanis in occupied Ukraine

>>212962903
Crashing Ukraine

>>212962918
okay gatekeeper of emotions

need to piss but cba with the journey. the eternal struggle of the broken footed man.

>>212962920
idgi

>>212962913
/desi/ exists for you poo eaters

Alexa, what percentage of the Russian Federation is Muslim.
Alexa, what is the growth rate of the Muslim population in the Russian Federation as compared to ethnic Russians.

>>212962940
need a piss bottle

>>212962940
why not just keep a piss bag in your cast

>>212962942
mikeynomics you see
heh..guess only us oldfags get it..

just stretched and it felt nice

>>212962611 (OP)
first one is a sculpture of a gaul made by greeks
second one is a sculpture of a gaul made by gauls

nothing roman or germanic about either of those

>>212962935
Im not lying to myself

>>212962860
No no no, russia is a based white Aryan ethnostate on a glorious conquest to save The Ukraine from the Jewish capitalist overlord leadership, that’s what @BasedRuzzianPatriotUganda told me on X

>>212962915
Rio talks like a mentally challenged 14 year old. Him and Daniel Sturridge are the worst pundits ever.

>>212962880
sex tummy erotic

>>212962967
i was actually referencing the bank gimmick but i forgot about that part

>>212962884
stop persecuting chinese

wearing shoes

rio u wantin picked up in the morning pal?

got pants on

>>212962830
no

>>212963007
I went to a place in Louisiana that was selling alligator boudin

>>212962928
Cool
Meanwhile the Yookay government just settled 24,000 Afghans in England

>>212963027
yall nyukkaz wilin ova dere

some of you could do with a good dicking

Pulled a big piece of dead skin off my foot so now I get to chew on it

Greetings chaps.

might watch stargate for the first time

>>212963046
o.O

>>212963007
yabbies here are unironically peng
used to go yabbying with my cousins when i visited them out in the bush. good times

Reckon it would feel great to be a woman and have big boobs and a big fat arse but alas i was born a failson chud so i must persevere with my quest of finding a womb to hijack with my dna injector

spongeboy me bob!

I made these posts over 5 years ago regarding the use of the term "YooKay" before I was a communist.

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/121157220/#121159515
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/120435625/#120436779
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/124825894/#124826047

>>212963067
always wanted to shag the Stargate

>>212963089
used to love catching them in the creek as a wee sproglet but i've never ate one

>>212963091
hi

>>212963115
Shut up.

love you mother but you’ve outstayed your welcome now

>>212962975
i didnt say you were

>>212962639
the baby looks like the guy lol
I bet the ex looks like the guy too

alexa, what's 15.5 x 96?

>>212962611 (OP)

>English words of Anglo origin
shit, pig, turd, fuck
>English words of French origin
victory, vintage, conquest, beauty
>English words of Latin origin
accelerate, antique, sacrament, spectator
>English words of Greek origin
cynicism, galaxy, melancholy, narcissism

real talk, why do English words of German osound ugly?

had one of those nightmares last night where you wake up screaming

>>212963057
ffs rorke

>>212962995
maybe they should respect us instead of transgressing our patience and kindness?
https://youtu.be/ErKaRQuP0nA?si=if_b3XaBogBoHhn_
also
>1.4 billion chinks excluding overseas diaspora against 34 million Malays including those residing overseas
>persecution
umm what sort of logic is that? yellow menace logic?
https://siyasah.substack.com/p/chinese-are-not-migrants-they-are-75a

>>212963194
Because we’re efficient and not flowery poofs

Just googled what a “yabby” is to try and decipher those Aussie lads conversation.
Apparently it’s a crawfish. But them calling it a “yabby” isn’t the bombshell here or the damning indictment on the Aussies.
Its scientific name is “Cherax destructor”. It’s got a name like it’s a dark souls boss and those bloody clowns decide to call it a “yabby”.

swear I clicked on /brit/ what the fuck is this

>>212963063
kill yourself

>>212963197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr_nhywjNHM

>the UK government sending English colonists to Scotland so any other vote will be No

Sigh

forgot it was grandads bday dunno what age he is prob 89 what do i get him? he doestnt drink

scream

>>212963222
can tell from your typing cadence that you speak with a nasally lispy virgin voice

catyank spamming with an avatar again is he mad how he never gets a warning or a ban not once

>>212963244
jej

>>212963256
labubu

>>212963250
>SNP can't stop sucking immigrant cock (even after the overton window on the issue has leaped far to the right) so they can't even complain

dems the rules sweetie xx

Immigrating to a new country requires bravery, an adventurous spirit, high amount of self-belief. People with these characteristics typically rise to the top in a meritocracy like Britain.

hope i can upload my consciousness to a machine someday, want to be a robot so bad

>>212963264
send that speccy virge clear onto a collision course with pluto

>>212962767
would have scranned her pussy like a starving gannet, as they say in your country

English shares more words with Gaelic than old English yet somehow they continue to say Anglo-Saxon was a real language

>People with these characteristics typically rise to the top in a meritocracy like Britain.
meanwhile in the real world

Yoda and Count Dooku were the only Jedi who ever beat Mace Windu in a sparring session.

>>212963221
aristocrats and bachelors speak posh English though, us plebeians will never get it

>send englishmen to harsh hostile foreign continents
>check on them 200 years later
>they’ve conquered and tamed their continents meanwhile the islanders haven’t changed anything at all

>>212963264
Simply untrue and quite frankly a very hurtful thing to say

would like to get into golf but the whole waiting for the people in front thing looks awful

>>212963333
It's almost as if they had an upstart over the locals

>>212963329
this never happened

>>212963333
>conquered and tamed their continents
Turned into a feudal hellscape

Every Aussie post here is just me rotating IPs. I RUN this place.

>>212963309
she was absolutely gagging for it lad. You just know those amish disaprove of condoms as well.

harrison ford is a better man than me

>>212963348
if you're just starting out it will be the other way around

>>212962696
Had rabbit in Spain when I was about 12. Was in stew form, but it had an actual ribcage in there. Grandad said it was cat and my nana told him to behave lol

>>212963358
Makes no sense in relation to my point

>>212963329
kill yourself

Snoke's Force powers were surpassed only slightly, very slightly, by Sheev Palpatine, who was his creator, and was at least equal to Luke Skywalker at his peak.

The new worrying theory is that the mass importation of foreigners is to enable White workers to be drafted.

>>212963369
no mate its all ME on multiple IPs

>>212962611 (OP)
what is the difference between a scottish and northern english accent?

unsubscribe Star Wars top trumps

>>212963417
kill yourself

>>212963417
stfu you retarded mutt

>>212963393
rorke openinig his locket in the Siberian trenches to reveal a picture of Raj the deliveroo driver

>>212963393
whose theory? yours? because it sounds stupid

>>212963418
>>212963434
tobes

We did it lads. We defeated leftypol. After reading this thread he's done for

>>212963417
What is the difference between a Canadian and northern USA accent?

>>212963369
>>212963396
not even rotating IPs, it's the same IP every post

>>212963417
Don't know what is the difference between a scottish and northern english accent?

>>212963450
aboot vs about

Rorke once again insisting he's about to be called up to fight in a war

trust the welsh to make cheese on toast pretentious

got a long-dead stump out in the garden that i've been weeing on every day for the past year at least, it's taken on a spongy consistency

cornershop man just posted on facebook that he's stocked up on dubai chocolate corrrrrr

>>212963484
he's just happy to receive a call from someone other than his gran

janny just ignoring countless reports against catyank for avatar use because guess what the janny IS catyank

>>212963502
leave us alone

>>212963445
Yes, mine.
Of course there's other reasons but that could be one reason. National Socialism is an absolute necessity.

>>212963502
It's actually an English dish, anyway, not sure what's pretentious about it, I think you don't know what the word means.

why does he do that with his mouth

in my evil incel lair staring out the window into a foreboding thunderstorm like batman while crackling thunder occasionally lights up my horrible evil incel face

>>212963523
oddball nation

>>212963532
Snoke's belief in himself being the most powerful and wisest Force user in the galaxy may have been implanted into Snoke by Sidious as a way to make sure his servant was never able to betray his master.

corrr, that’s the deliveroo man just been isn’t it?
£20.95 delivered from Tony Carvery. I think that's pretty good to be fair, you'd pay that in a restaurant

got a mate whose name is sargent, imagine if he joined the army like, people would be yelling "sargent" and the actual sergeant would swivel around

>>212963569
yhe binble.
yhe binble.
yhe binble.
yhe binble.
yhe binble.

>>212963573
hs?

The Bible.

>>212963595
i knew a lad named four n twenty in school

>>212963640
shh the poms won't get it

>>212963640
dont get it

>>212963581
fucking hell give it a rest lad

rory mcilroy sex arse

>>212963653
>>212963654
K E K

nobody knows what pom means

>>212963595
imagine a woman called ivanta sukemov

>>212963653
get this. his mum was called mrs mac

>>212963640
>>212963653
you're not allowed to have inside jokes here explain this at once or fuck off to /ausnz/

I DONT WNAT TO GO OUTSIDE
YOU CANT MAKE ME GO OUTSIDE

get yersel outside and get that fresh air inhaled

I imported directly from England for the first time.
and it was good deal.
>cabin zero military 44L
>20000 JPY

>>212962784
Is that mint sauce or parsley sauce

>>212963734
bit of both i reckon

leftypol getting his pubes permed

>>212963704
sargents and four n twenty are brands of frozen meat pies you can buy here
hope that clears things up!
so is mrs macs btw >>212963699

>>212963553
is he talking about why houses are expensive again?

>>212963734
it's boogies sauce

dont really have any friends that I speak to regularly just have my gf and my brother and my mum dont feel the need to speak to anyone else outside of work

>>212963734
It's called liquor you ignorant boat nigger

parsley walsh

>>212962611 (OP)
I fell in love with a girl from Taiwan she isn't even that beautiful but I swear for some reason she talks to me has me melt like butter

>>212962611 (OP)
In British English, why is the word "lieutenant" pronounced as "leftenant?"

>>212963696
mad how its a banterous term of endearment but some lads on here take it as an insult and feel the need to post about just how much it doesn't bother them (it does)

>>212963733
Why do you need such a big bag in your country?

>>212963747
all shit pies. not like in nz

>>212963781
fuck off

>>212963793
there's a NZ pie shop in my city
peng

>>212963780
kill yourself
>>212963781
kill yourself

>>212963757
not healthy if your gf leaves

>>212963793
kiwi niggaz love bringing up how good their pies are because they have nothing else going on

>>212963747
Haha, ok... well I went to school with a "lad" called Ginster :)

>>212963783
still no idea what it means

>>212962726
She ran over to the camera corner to cry?

>>212963818
dont think she'll ever leave me we are engaged to be married if she does ill just jump off a bridge

>>212963834
well yes, women are attention seekers

>>212963819
>mogs you in every sport
>mogs you in cuisine
>mogs you in music
>mogs you in film industry

hawk tuah spit on that thang

>>212963856
good, good, really healthy plan that mate

>>212962611 (OP)
Why do the British say "pyjamas" instead of "pajamas?"

its another Truman writes an email before becoming overwhelmed with anxiety and leaving it in his drafts episode

>>212963867
not true
not true
not true
not true

>>212963765
Calm down knees up mother brown

>>212963757
havent got any mates me

>>212963881
cope
cope
cope
cope

>>212963877
im trans

>>212963880
mad they havent remade Truman Show yet

>>212963877
why are you a black nigger bastard?

>>212963877
because it comes from the indian/persian word pyjamas

>>212963867
lol, lmfao even

>>212963916
With Timothee Chalamet as Jim Carrey

trannies are disgusting

>>212963906
lord of the rings was 20 years ago mate let it go

why is the australian talking to himself?

>>212963950
haha

my trans?
...yh
...yh

Yanks always ask "Why do the Brits call it X"
And never once think "I wonder why we call it Y".

>>212963954
id still shag the lot of them

>>212963954
they just need a cuddle

>>212963250
Id vote yes just so we don't have to suffer your xenophilic votes

>>212963976
they should all be killed

the yank biomass
grind them all into 300 billion gallons of high fructose blood and viscera

>>212963790
I just like big ones and I'm planning to travel homeless, sleeping in the woods and parks.

>>212963961
avatar filmed here

any trans allies in

>>212964024
>246 videos
Bradley John Walsh (born 4 June 1960) is an English actor, television presenter, comedian, singer, and former professional footballer.

any trains mallards in

pahahaha

>>212964032
loads of shit films are filmed in the UK as well

got the AMWF on

>>212963091
seen him three times already

>>212964082
it seems rorke has met his demise...
i'll... i'll spread the word.

>>212964082
get him zapped

>>212964100
well this is your last chance, cant you read

>>212964042
transgenderism is a subcategory of paedophilia

met a welsh family toda. they were massive pieces of shit and I ended up getting into a fight with them over them using their phones to look up answers at a pub quiz. Little short guy got in my face for insulting his missus.
Are all welsh people like this?

[REDACTED] toil begins

you're years behind my research

>>212964082
>>212964108
:(

VGH.....

Americans React: Top 10 Diego Mic Drop Moments

shan't

i need to ejaculate 2-3 times a day

rorke x leftypol mpreg

>>212962647
>>212962647
>>212962647

>>212964164
>Are all welsh people like this?
Yup

Hydrogen atom reacts

Why is britian communist?

>>212964240
are you out of your FUCKING MIND

>>212964261
why do saaars love trump so much

>>212963781
It's just one of those things, like how Americans say "sodder" when it's spelled "solder"

>>212963907
What a delusional fag

>>212962906
>shits everywhere

Janny. Sort it out mate.