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>>212975846 (OP)Fuck /cum/! Fuck your kike-loving general!
>anime allowed
don't mind if I do
>>212975932those must hurt a lot
>>212975861>and it was legen wait for it daryCringe.
>>212975946>Germans sperging out about Jews again
Golda Meir was a evil woman
>>212975984they hurt my dick
>>212975695Why not be a good son and just install a cracked version of her computer with Photoshop and Lightroom?
Canadians are indistinguishable from Americans.
>>212975695https://photopea.com/
>>212976185They are through
>>212976185Canadians are usually smelly, tell you to redeem, and poo in loo.
>>212976185For the most part, but then you see stuff like this and there's absolutely no debate it can be nothing but an American.
I have thousands of dollars worth of cracked VSTs on my computer. Insane that non-professionals get hooked into spending half their rent on a vintage compressor emulation because they think it will make their dog ass music better.
I dont know what a VST is
>>212976314SVT is the only thing that matters. They made Cobras, Raptors, SHOs, and then there's the SVT-40.
>>212976314Plug-ins for a digital audio workstation.
>>212976267Whiter than schizojeet
USA needs a Stalin like leader that removes liberty. Too much liberty breeds corruption and parasitism.
The more corrupt one is, the more one climbs the social ladder. i.e. Trump, Hillary
why are female albinos at least a little cute while male albinos look scary?
>>212976392Last time I checked less than 200k were deported so far
Pilot told a joke. Everyone had a good chuckle
>>212976604do you believe that?
>>212976624Do you believe in life after love?
Sorry didnโt want to kill the thread
>>212976480Men in general are scary because we're designed to stand outside of tents with axes and scare off other men
Women in general are pretty, and the albinism adds novelty
Fasting cleans impurities out of the brain. it unlocks clear thinking abilities. This is why food is advertised everywhere it keeps you in the goy-matrix
>>212976797Who is that dour looking gentlemen in the background with the white ruffs?
>>212976818usually do 12-16 hour fasts everyday
>>212976906out in the bearded barley?
>>212976912Down by the broken treehouse would be more convenient for me
>>212976463ussr wasn't exactly known for it's lack of corruption
>>212976314It's like an emulator for a real life instrument
>>212976463absolute power corrupts etc.
there is no system that prevents this. even anarcho-primitivism would result in resource wars and ultimately warfare. it's how we evolved from apes to our current state.
do you enjoy finnish youtubers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK4HTYpWBQc
This has been the worst weekend in a long time
>>212975846 (OP)Magnificent Edition
>>212977100I'm sorry to hear that
want to talk about?
Ordered some deodorant off Amazon because the local stores wanted $6 a stick, Amazon had it for $3.99. Just really basic Old Spice deodorant, nothing fancy.
I scroll down to find dozens of reviews, including ones with photos and videos. Who the fuck are these people spending their lives making video reviews of generic deodorant and why are they tolerated in modern society holy shit.
>>212976941some of them sound too good to be true
>>212977075I enjoy finnish mommies
All my niggas hate dilbert
>>212977133Do you not have the Dollar General chain in your country? Or Walmart? Who pays $6 for deodorant
>>212977133Basically there's a whole underclass of people who have no purpose in society besides keeping track of the size of the whopper and stuff like that
>>212977148They're a lot of fun, I need to get back into some of them. Hainbach is awesome, he makes a lot of VSTs of super obscure instruments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGSSVNv13A8
>>212977148Fucking gay. Ive been playjng guitar for 20 years and this is going to discourage the next generation of guitar players from learning how to play.
Everything in the modern age is so soulless and artificial
>>212977158come home white man
>>212977210heh, pretty good
>>212977174We have Dollar Tree, Dollarama, Buck or Two, etc. but the versions of deodorant and other stuff they sell are usually some offbeat variant. I bought some "Irish Spring" soap there once and the bars were 1/2 the size of normal ones and disappeared in a few days, like they were actually a different soap composition.
>>212977188Brutally grim.
>>212977244definitely gonna check this guy out thanks guy
>>212976267that's clearly an Australian aboriginal
>>212976941Why would anyone pay for this? I assume you can just find ones online to download
>>212977422It's 100% an American and the webm even shows his Instagram tag macaco retard
Could have met this guy yesterday in Detroit. My dad was a retard and didn't drive me there in time.
>>212976463I am going to be the American Stalin. gonna round up all the pedo elites and put them in re-education camps
>>212977377He has a lot of amazing videos, he just dropped one recently that was pretty great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq9gnFIH2Jg
He can make ANYTHING into a musical instrument, really remarkable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFCXpMire-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hv13VJt1aY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKEhruz7Dc
>>212977495New punching bag just dropped
>>212977463You don't have to for a lot of VSTs, Redtron is free for example
>>212977494no idea who that is but the only Youtuber I want to meet is LABeast, he seems like a chill guy with probably a decent attitude on life.
>>212977536Do NOT punch the Chiyo
>>212977572>no idea who that ishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_Larratt
The event happened at some gay ass weed shop behind it. My drove past it. I didn't see him at all. Probably left exactly at 6pm
>>212976267That's 100% a Brazilian
>>212977486Zainichi Australian immigrant
Im convinced I cant get drunk anymore
My internal organs have such a repulsive reaction to even one beer and it takes so many drinks to actually get drunk that it cant possibly be good for my liver
I've forced myself to be straight edge
>>212977618I see, arm wrestling isn't really my kinda thing. Too many rules. I only like Worldstar combat where there are no rules and it's life or death.
My racism is getting to the point that it is going to start affecting my life.
>>212977704>>212977700profoundly stupid, both of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGlLMxqWCE0
>>212977778You're just jealous of his talent.
>>212977743>start affecting my life.Hopefully for the better. Too many people are too tolerant for their own good and it usually has negative effects on their life.
>>212977722How dare you post that?
Your crush will date Jamal.
You will lose your job to an H1B Indian.
You will be sent to serve in the Iran War.
>>212977869I'll probably end up losing my job. We deal with a lot of black clients and I can't hide my visceral hatred for them anymore.
Had sardines in olive oil today for the first time and they were delicious. I feel like I have missed out my whole life on tinned fish now.
SOME KIND OF MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR
SOME KIND OF MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR
This monster lives
*shitty drumming solo*
This is the cloud that swallows trust
This is the black that uncolors us
This is the face that you hide from
This is the mask that comes undone
Ominous, I am in us
Ominous, I am in us
Ominous, I am in us
Ominous, I am in us
>>212977914Don't do that. You'll sperg out fully if you lose your job and end up in prison. Then you'll be surrounded by them and they'll literally be assraping you and beating you every day.
Every workplace has loopholes, you need to find them and exploit them to your benefit. Don't lose your ability to support yourself.
>>212977722ok i did not go into that expecting it to be funny lol
>>212977919Sadly they only use cheap seed oils for canned fish here.
I'm recording this while drinking a baja blast so bear with me
>>212977978They sell olive oil ones in Canada but they charge 3x as much for them. Best bet is to just get the springwater ones or hot sauce ones.
>>212977919They are pretty good. If you find them on sale just stock up and buy like 20 cans.
>>212977914Are you a public defender or something lol
>>212977978They were Spanish sardines, Bonta brand. They don't sell those in DE?
>>212978021>They sell olive oil ones in Canada but they charge 3x as much for themYeah they were more expensive, the shitty vegetable oil ones were $1.99 and the olive oil ones were $3.49 but I decided if I am going to try them for the first time I will get the better ones. I will try them in water next.
>>212977914is there a specific incident that is making you particularly disgruntled today? i would love to hear it
My work can't fire me because I have blapipophobia
I am listening to Jefre Cantu Ledesma
I DRINK FROM THE CUP OF DENIAL
I'M JUDGING THE WORLD FROM MY THRONE
I DRINK FROM THE CUP OF DENIAL
I'M JUDGING THE WORLD FROM MY THRONE
Just got back from Canada and I allowed myself to be lied to again by libtards, they told me Canadians aren't coming anymore so the border crossing is quick, it took over an hour
switched to lighter beers recently, like 4 and 4.2%
definitely an improvement in overall mood, motor skills, and function. i no longer fall down staircases or get upset by loud noises.
>>212978154I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP
>>212978164Why on Earth would you venture to this sad shithole of a country in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MUBnTnwaeCc
could you ever see yourself living like this. moving to a third world jungle shithole just so you can get pussy and farm content. there's pros and cons to everything but this seems like a bit much, i hope he has another house down the street that he doesn't let the villagers into and has plumbing and air conditioning.
>>212978186Is this a reference to the Constantinople music video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsEz1OAUBBM
>>212978210A little fun in the sun in Montreal. So many jeets now, you all weren't lying
Ooh, what a good boy you are
Out of the way and you're kept to yourself
Ooh, can't you see that he's not here
He doesn't want the attention you give
Ooh, unplugging from it all
Invisible kid floats alone in his room
Ooh, what a quiet boy you are
He looks so calm floating 'round and around in himself
catalogue is filled with cuckshit again
hon hon hon, le baguette fromage
>rejected again
God put me on this earth just to laugh at me for being a complete failure
>>212978277No it's a reference to the 2024 hit The Cup by obese rapper Dave Blunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssj5ZBuhwIo
>>212978279Dude Montreal is fucked. As much as I love my American brethren, please do not give them your hard earned money. Every single hotel is run by streetshitters and they do everything possible to give you the lowest quality experience.
The only place I'll still readily spend my money is on the East coast, places like western Nova Scotia that are entirely white and all the hotels and rentals are run by white people who actually give a shit.
>>212978360rejected from what?
>>212978245Especially since the only reason thirdies like that will marry you is because they expect you to feed and house her entire family then
I could never
I want a brown bihh on my dick not her nagging mother on my ballsac all day
>>212978077>They were Spanish sardines, Bonta brand. They don't sell those in DE?Not that I know of but just checked the website of my local supermarket and they actually sell an expensive French brand of sardines in olive oil.
>>212978245>gave up first world life for THISNo, it's not worth it. Marrying down is one thing, condemning your future generations to lose their first world citizenship and its benefits so you can live in squalor with a 4/10 is actual by the book pussy insanity.
the kids will look like mongos
>>212978414>buy woman present>she returns it to me because she doesnโt want any of it
>>212978445Bet that pussy is tighter'n trying to stuff a finger in a coke bottle
>>212978493what did you buy her?
>>212978488Unc rubbed doodoo under his eyes no wonder theyโre all red and infected like that
>>212978500i bet it's blown out from being used as the village bicycle to the point that she can only marry a westerner because no one locally will marry a busted whore. dude is getting broken pussy at best.
asian wives are obnoxious too. they're all kawaii desu for the first year and then they just nag the fuck outta you and spend all their time with their parents.
>>212978528>>212978523>uncle doodoo eyesSomething about this sounds VERY anti BIPOC to me...
having a second monitor is crippling me
being able to have a video or stream on it makes me not want to play any game that requires full attention
>>212978523A bunch of snacks and candy, things I know she likes. It was meant to just be a friendly gift, but she returned it all.
>>212978657grim. women are spawns of satan
Not only do I not know the answer
I DON'T
EVEN KNOW
WHAT THE QUESTION IS
Not only do I not know the answer
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THE QUESTION IS
God, it feels like it only rains on me
Currently watching the Poop Cruise documentary
>>212978657Thatโs bizarre
Very offensive gesture desu
Seems like a vile person
>>212978688Season yo food!
>>212978688wat dat red stuff?
>>212978500>>212978582Honestly she seems nice enough. I won't make assumptions about her personality. Her body is as flat as a board and she is missing basic first world orthodontics. This is a decision that will rot over time no matter how you look at it
>>212978688You can genuinely get fit eating like this though, it's not a bad meal health-wise.
>>212978719pickled onions
>>212978688Bourgeoisie meal
I wonder how hollow someone's life has to be to spend all of their free time consuming politics
>>21297879825/hr isn't shit
>>212978781The peasants eat better than you, king.
>>212978821they'd be much happier consuming random wikipedia articles like i do. wow, a watermelon is a berry huh? that's huge
>>212978837Tell us you live in a blue shit hole without telling us
>>212978852I think consuming anything else would make them happier
I've never met a pleasant person whose entire personality was politics, but I've met many of the opposite
>>212978837so imagine working for that groid at $15/hr lolol democraps are hypocrites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIlW8y-Lkoo
Dubs and something happens
>>212978931Amber is the color of your energy
white rice is actually healthier than brown rice according to rape-eat (ray peat)
>>212978994dubs and it happens today
Mango Mussolini wants the Redskins to change their name back
btw chuds, drek'thar is in a wheel chair now
>>212979055Gemmy. The commanders is a stupid name
>>212979069why would he be in a wheelchair the game literally has floating discs that fly around in 3dimensions, and has for like 15 years
>>212978923of their unwashed penises?
>>212979114>waking up as an ultrakill player
Chilling on the couch with momberg
>>212979114I think it's when they get rid of their penises that they start to stank
>>212979135Are you Jason or the short fuck
>>212979112You can't assume that all the people in a world are perfectly rational agents. For example, if outsiders looked into our world, they could very well ask why Africans would choose to eat sand instead of food
>>212979145Jason lives alone, he just has incest fantasies.
>>212979069I don't give a shit if a character is disabled. But the fact that they make it a wheelchair is so gay and annoying. This is a universe where levitation and robot legs exist. Unless it's somehow woven into the character that he's just a simple guy and doesn't want none of that fancy magic or technology, it just doesn't make any sense.
It's just a veneration of being weak and pathetic
>>212979172nigga what? he needs his mom to drive him anywhere
>>212979160that might be the case except farseer drekthar was rational before this weird retcon.
>>212979216modern blizz is pozzed to the bone
>>212979232He just makes this shit up and you believe it. He's never once posted proof of any of this stuff, notice his photos are all very selective about what exactly they show.
>>212979250>this character can literally turn into a raven through magic>he needs a pink wheelchairis everyone in nublizz games disabled?
>>212979244maybe drekthar got brainwashed by the wow equivalent of xitter and now believes that those flying discs are endocrine disruptors o algo
>>212979270fun fact: jason steals all his pictures from someone else's IG and trolls you fags with it daily
>>212979216heres one of the characters of the latest expansion, when they announced this one armed black and partially blind black lesbian a bunch of redditors came out of the woodwork and were like "OMG this is the coolest character wow has ever had!" it's like... yeah this bitch is cooler than thrall or the lich king or illidan, the list goes on. sure shes cooler than the coolest characters in the game kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i5pkJnY61M
>>212979306no he doesn't
you are a retard
>>212979314No he doesn't, I've baited him into posting very specific photos at specific times.
>>212979314you think this is taken from instagram?
>>212979339>grown men playing trash cans like drums in public pathetic and shameful.
>>212979358wrong, he found the pictures he wanted and then baited you into thinking you were baiting him. it works cause you're dumb lol
>>212979348listen, orcs are the wow equivalent of niggers. You can't psychologize their behavior
>>212979373of course. look at urkel he got thousands and thousands of followers for his black chinese incel persona
>>212979415SEETHING jeet lol
i have no butthole and i must poo
>>212979445got under your [brown] skin there did I lol? too easy with you jeets.
>>212979466Poop explosion
>>212979334like I said, a veneration of being weak and pathetic. They just look at all the diversity boxes and check them off like a shopping list.
One thing I've been thinking about is how people in modern society (particularly leftists) are obsessed with applying labels to themselves.
>I'm a queer, polysexual, MAP, non-conventionally attractive, furry, anarcho-communist. It's like they have no real selfhood or identity
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>>212979482Lacey Chabert.
>>212979474lmao look how mad this jeet is. imagine his poo stench
>>212975846 (OP)have a (You) for Stirner
>>212979501She has a pornstar phenotype
>>212979551And yet she's not. That's why she's so special.
I've triggered the brownoid into a melty, easier than expected.
>>212979145Why do you care
How do you go from this....
jeet is STILL asshurt lmao the eternal brownoid
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>>212979666.... To this??
Itโs hilarious how modern women still want to be treated as princesses and have men pay for dates and open doors and give up their seats and stuff.
Sisters, you were only privileged because you had babies.
No babies, no privilege.
>>212979650I like talking to the shorty
>>212979725I treat women like princesses because they're pretty
WARNING, GAY BLOGPOST BELOW
There was one youtuber/streamer I watched called Mumkey Jones/Simian Jimmy. He used to have a show called "the depression chamber" where he reads off user-submitted stories of their tales of depression. Kino as fuck and some real schizos. Unfortunately he's a massive procrastinating faggot and only streams it like once every 4 months.
>>212975846 (OP)Nothing wrong with Communism
>>212979666Shr looks like an alabama 6 in the first pic
Is the second pic really a surprise?
>>212979725they only want good looking guys to treat them well, if they don't want to fuck you any gesture you do even if its purely to be nice will give them the ick
>>212979935Hunter Gatherer societies were a mix of polygamy and monogamy. And many cultures have a mix of both systems. It's not a clear black and white issue
Too many hours pc gaming as a teen have permanently shrek'd my wrists and forearms.
No matter how strong i get the hands always completely lose grip strength after prolonged exertion.
>>212979972Why are they looking at each other like that
>>212979935i should've been a racist misogynist chud
>>212980097oh well i still got my mongolian cartoon
>>212980097that's pretty self explanatory. alt girls have severe daddy issues, and a tall blue collar guy is the epitome of a classic father figure. makes perfect sense. might actually make more sense than any other relationship out there.
>>212980097I don't think it's being a chud I think it's being a douche. Connor McGregor is the same way
i dont care who you are
where you're from
don't care what you did
as long as you love me
Really glad I wasn't born during the Neolithic
>>212980164Vgh
Sovl
You are just weak
>>212980163you love me? awwwwwwwwwwww
now spread your bum cheeks for me
>>212980164Making the women do the work while you and the bros hunt, fish, and find ways to get drunk or high?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqPI5QKho2I
>>212980192*gets eaten by a lion*
>>212980188MmMMmM certainly
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ihseDZWcI&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
Push the feeling on, yall.
>>212980208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0H5uFDDi3c
>>212980164I wish I was born in the Paleolithic era
>>212980208Keith is the coolest rockstar to ever live
https://youtu.be/8drcUlZAQxI
>>212980248I don't, that was a terrifying time to be a human. You'd endure so much trauma, or just die
>>212980253not even the best member of the stones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XirG-qwMCMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNx1dOnyGbw
dicks bigger than 9" are too big. kind of a deal breaker on a guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KquPB9Jt4Q
>>212980313mega penis spinny bros itโs overโฆ
It's House Music Sunday, I'm playing all the classic hits from the 90s, everybody's free to feel good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8DsXzU2Xg
I let my trans friend suck my dick when I was drunk at a party and now he wants to do it again, Part of me wants to just bury it and pretend it never happened, but another part of me wants more head, but I also don't want to be a faggot, I'm very conflicted. I haven't had any kind of sex for five years before I got this blowjob so that could be a factor too.
>>212980410you might have unlocked an infinite blowjob machine
Do you think married couples are like "YEAH YOU'RE 1 I REMEMBER I SPELUNKED IN YOUR MOM 2 YEARS AGO" or is that weird?
I'm an alabama faggot and I wanna be gay
>>212980410i think engaging with sexual activities with other men is gay but i'm not your dad
I'm here without you baby but you're still on my lonely mind
>>212980515I THINK ABOUT YOU BABY AND I DREAM ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
Day 1 of no sugars or simple carbs. Have had minor cravings but overall nothing horrible. Mostly just eating meat and some veggies right now
>>212980410>but I also don't want to be a faggotIt's a little too late for that, faggot. You have a dude blow you. That's gay as fuck.
>>212980522You're like the only social interaction I have
I don't have anywhere to store or prepare fresh food so I eat candy and smoked meats
>>212980572me too bud, me too
>>212978688anon at least season your rice there is no reason to be eating plain rice like that
>>212979935Rae is right.
Which is why so many men are being discarded in this feminist hellhole of a society. It falling apart at the seams.
I want to own a self storage business because that shit seems easy
>>212980547Dr Peat is rolling in his grave
get this boy some oj
>>212980489Cut to the video of the dad saying to his son's face, that if his son dated a tranny that his son would be bi/gay.
me and my oomfies
https://youtu.be/UoK8DaJRDaM
https://youtube.com/shorts/atOF_2kZECg
>going to try to stop eating fast food and sugary drinks/foods
wish me luck
canadians are a different breed....
case in point:
>>212979358
my mom defrosts meat by putting it in the microwave and then leaving it at room temperature for 12 hours
>>212980792have you ever thought of educating that dumb haggish bitch?
>>212980825whenever i tell her she's doing something wrong she stares at the ground like a retard and pretends not to hear me
Iโve been talking to that Grok anime waifu and it's SO embarrassing I hate speaking to a machine but it's something we'll probably do a lot of in the future so might as well get used to it
>Americans donโt clap when the plane lands anymore
Weโve lost it
just had 4 pork ribs as a snack
i wish i were jerking my cock instead of eating dinner
always find it strange how such niche communities form on reddit
like I found one called muslimgirlswithtaste that people actually use
what the fuck does that even mean
I'm going to kill myself if I don't get a Japanese-Brazilian gf in the next 6 days
>>212980635The key on that one just seems to be securing a good central location for it so you are equally or more convenient than the other storage facilities. This is costly in most areas due to the size of complex you need to build in combination for urban or suburban location with zoning that allows it. After that, yeah it looks easy. Theft and squatting being the main problems.
Just took my blood sugar
Ate ham before this
>>212981166fuck bro you gotta slice yourself every day and bleed?
>>212981098do you have one in mind?
>>212980792good lord
what is happening in there
>He's the farmers' barren fields
>The force the army wields
>Expressions on the faces of the starving millions
>The power of the man
>The fuel that drives the Klan
>He's the motive and the conscience of the murderer
>He's the preacher on TV
>The false sincerity
>The form letter that's written by the big computers
>The nuclear bombs
>The kids with no moms
>And I'm fearful that he's inside me
>Yeah!
>We've got the American Jesus
>See him on the interstate
>We've got the American Jesus
>Exercising his authority
>We've got the American Jesus
>Bolstering national faith
>We've got the American Jesus
>Overwhelming millions every day
>Yeah!
>>212981182I'm not diabetic, I just bought one cause I wanted to see my levels
fucking pajeet housemate is using MY kitchenware to cook
>>212981362scalp that injun
>>212981387jason is fucking mad because trumpy pulled the plug on that la to san fran rail, now how will he possibly troon out? FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK A DCUK!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>212981372you're setting yourself up for failure
>>212981484Are you handsome?
YHWH created people in His image and since Yahshua was black, YHWH is spiritually black
>>212981551i'm a man and i'm not gay
>I'm a man
more like a manCHILD
>>212981592You are very rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i miss him so much, reality is cruel
>>212981649who is this with the figs?