Thread 212981678

you know I had to do it to 'em-edition
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thoughts on this post?

why is Zhu Ge Liang dancing with bunch of youngsters

who is that guy with the fig sapling?

>>212981704
So cringe that people actually like this infantile bullshit, but whatever

>>212981704
Eu sou apaixonado pela sailor venus/mina e você????????????? Obgr

A mouth has never been on my penis

>>212981741
work on your flexibility

>>212981724
he had to do it to 'em

>>212981744
so thats where lettys been

>>212981726
I'M GOING TO GET A SAILOR VENUS GIRLFRIEND BY THE END OF THE YEAR FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK A FUCKING DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212981744
what’s happening here? is Ricky ok?

>>>212981649
who with the figs?

What'd I tell you? Go get one of these Macaco flags and over time the likelihood of seeing Monkeyspeak spammed reaches 1

Y'all newfigs don't even remember Riley Sticka

>>212981775
Mina is fucking germanic

>>212981776
Grow up. Evolve.

>>212981794
i member

>>212981803
just watched this webm. what did i think of it?

>>212981816
>what did i think of it?
you were repulsed by it

>obese cow
yah I'll pass

>>212981816
you loved it but want to deny it

>>212981804
Needs more ellipses....

>>212981875
junior reporting in

>>212981803
These are like a 10 inch dick. Cartoonist and unnecessary but some will go crazy for it.

>>212981875
Yo Chris here in full effect

>>212981875
howdy

>>212981934
*cartoonish

>>212981875
moosh

>>212980792
bacteria doubles in population every 40 minutes. at 12 hours of room temperature a single bacteria would become 2^18 bacteria on that meat. she is dousing every meal she makes with a hilarious amount of toxins, even if cooking kills the bacteria afterwards. you really should intervene

Is there any situation where cheese and peanut butter go well together?

>>212980792
if you're using a microwave to defrost meat you need to be cooking it immediately afterwards and cooking it thoroughly, i.e. not rare or partially raw

for me defrosting is a meme just cook that shit straight from the freezer

>>212981963
I thought you were into girls (male)

>>212981678 (OP)
"Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky."
—Ojibwe saying

New theory: japanese porn has the genitals censored because japanese men have tiny penises and the pixelated image is meant to save them from some level of shame and embarassment

Often forget how disgusting most people are

>>212981744
Spinny and me and Candice at the /cum/ meetup

I'm getting fatter

>>212981875
kind of a Gerald-Chris cusp

>>212982041
the bar of expectations is so, so low and it amazes me to see people still playing limbo with it anyways. imagine dying to a pozzed load of neurotoxins because you're just that lazy

>>212982061
Flag checks out.

I watched an excellent film yesterday
It was called "The society of snow"
I highly recommend watching it
it's based on a true story as well

>>212982038
Fuckin walt Whitman over here

>>212982007
is it still same in value nutritionally if you consume all the bacteria with the meat? or is it less because bacterial metabolism wasted some of it?

>>212982074
My Argentinian friend recommended it to me, I've heard the story it's based on, shits crazy.

I made my girl cum yesterday

most food safety is a meme unless you're cooking fur a large group. defrosting meat at room temp for 12 hrs is fine

wish i had my foreskin
i'll never forgive my parents for taking it away from me without my permission

Uno dos tres en mi cama una vez

good evening cummers

my life is at a standstill and im going insane

Blogpost: I was really depressed for the last month or so. Way more than usual. But I can feel myself coming out of it. It feels good bros. I went to see the F1 movie with my dad and it was actually pretty awesome. I can feel life returning to me. I feel like Theoden when he returns to being his old self.

drinking a white monster

>>212982218
low on vitamins or sunshine or something? maybe you just need to be outside more and air that ass out

>>212982218
little bitch boy has to watch a movie with his daddy lol!!!!

>>212982096
Ohh

>>212982242
Probably that would be a good idea. I’ve been back to exercising, which definitely helps.
>>212982246
Fact check: True

>>212982225
I stopped drinking monsters after finding out the sugar versions still have artificial sweeteners in them
absolutely vile stuff

>>212982304
Wow I love her

>>212982288
my brother got a tourist brochure for north carolina and theres a jeet family on the cover

>>212982304
I'd like to put my penis between her asscheeks, IYKWIAS

Literally any business idea I have after spending like 4 hours on research I come to the conclusion that it won't work.
I will never escape my soulless corporate consulting job.

I kinda just bullshit my way through society

No gringo is going to give orders to Brazil...

Today sucked.

You don't see many people being put in bogs anymore.

they dont sleep on the beaches anymore

/brit/ won't stop talking about trannies
just 24/7 troon discussion

>visiting /shit/
consider getting a haircut with a 12 guage

can someone say they care about me

that one anon, yeah, you know the one, dont tell him that i dont give a single shit about him

I don't care about you because I don't know you at all.

>>212982435
I hope your tomorrow is better

gonna pop another ZYN pouch in my mouth

gonna make a paper mache mask of momberg and wear it for halloween

>>212982563
nigga are you 12 years old

>>212982337
As someone conscious enough to realize he doesn't want to work, it's your life's duty to finance way out of the Matrix and come up with an idea that will let you not have to work.
This is your raison d'etre, your calling your life's work. It's up to you, nobody is coming to save you. Figure it out, Salieri

>>212982563
sounds funny

>>212982572
naptime gramps

>>212982572
im gonna be 25 this halloween

there are American congressmen threatening the entire nation of Ireland

That guy who made 9-5 tiktoks to make it look like it was fun and enjoyable to work quit his job to become an influencer full time :/ That is the grimmest news I have seen

I look like this

>>212982586
And I should care because...?

>>212982606
hello congressman

>>212982491
Niggers and homeless will rob you

>>212982586
could you show us some examples?

gonna goon gonna goon gonna goon gooona gon GOOOOON!!!!

*kicks you in the ribs*

>>212982631
I actually took the coney island line out last year and didnt get mugged

>>212982601
You a cute!

i feel like a fake gamer because i dont get all the achievements

Men cheat more than women

had a dream where momberg died. very grim

Good morning(10pm)

I couldn't take it anymore so i slept until it's dark out.

>>212982713
But young women cheat more than young men.

*pulls out dick and loose balls*
Now what?

>>212982720
one time i thought momberg died because she wasnt answering my phone calls or texts and i had a complete meltdown

>>212982727
Good morning, Samatha! How is it going?

>>212982729
proofs?

my life has not been good so far

>>212982739
It's happened to me.

>>212982737
*Shotguns you in the chest*
Nothing personnel

jason has parkinson

american blacks are 25% white on average

had a dream last night about central americans threatening to murder me while i was in the dmv

>>212982546
Omaigüdness, s-so nice. Y-you too >_<

*darts towards your cheek*
*muah*
*happily skips to the horizon*

>>212982748
I've been waking up with phlegm lately. I hope it's just allergies or something, I hate getting old.

It only happens when I wake up though, I don't get any while awake.

I get mad whenever I see a white woman marry a non-white man. But honestly I would date a brown (not black) woman.

>>212982713
you're welcome to post credible sources...

had a dream that trump was assassinated by a jew from israel and it triggered nationwide pogroms

Samantha = Gayson

>>212982751
Here you go, champ!
>https://ifstudies.org/blog/who-cheats-more-the-demographics-of-cheating-in-america

Jason why dont you stream more runescape ill watch you bud

you are not a frog

Jasons new jewish tranny name is Samantha, dont you dare dead name her or else I will beat you up

>>212982806
Argentina, Chile, and Paraguay are majority white countries

I'd date and sex a white woman but I wouldn't settle for one

>>212982831
What part of Jason do you want to watch budding? His penis?

>>212982841
>Paraguay, Chile
no
>Argentina, Uruguay
yes but not for much longer

>>212982851
his fishing skills in runescape

we should all buy land and start a /cum/ colony. We just need to find enough women for each person

>>212982803
You are still very young, Sam! Maybe you are just allergic to house dust mites?

>>212982821
bitches be lying

might take up golf as a hobby

>>212982577
Maybe I am just thinking too hard or something. I also don't have much money to invest in starting something because I am saving to have a kid. But even if I did have the money I would be too much of a pussy to commit to one of my ideas.

might ask momberg to order me this i have the need to build

Yakub is calling. Do you answer?

>>212982821
grim...

watching anime.

this nigga really said make india great again

>>212982874
I wish I knew how to golf

>>212982887
b-b-b-BASED

I just want a (preferably white) wife to move with me in the woods and have kids with me. Is that so much to ask for?

Based Lula telling orange man to fuck off
I'm glad a guy like him is in charge of Brazil and not that Shabbos goon Bolsonaro

>>212982887
>>212982896
g-g-g-GAY

>>212982908
>Rooting for your nations downfall
Shame

evens more chippies
odds suffer

>>212982908
Lula is a socialist moron.

>>212982831
The f2p fishing/cooking grind is kinda tedious
>>212982865
I am old......

digits and suffering awaits us all

>>212982935
my nation is my race
not the American government or any of its traitor politicians

>>212982952
and that's a GOOD thing

>>212982966
Redefining words to suit your personal ends is tranny tier
You should be hoping for your nation to succeed in spite of its flaws, just like how you root for yourself to succeed in spite of mistakes

men are more honest than women

>>212982935
Your country is being pulled down from both sides you shabbos fuck.

I don’t understand this meme or why I have it saved

>>212982990
And I should celebrate that? I think you have a low IQ and are missing the point

>>212982966
You're brown Terrone

>>212982980
i was disappointed when i found out that hes not that funny outside of his show

>>212983011
It's inevitable and sad is what I'm saying.

>>212982983
the American "nation" is just a colony for jewish bankers with a standing army to enforce liberal free market capitalism across the world and all that entails
(open borders, LGBT ideology, race mixing, etc)

I'm anti nationalism. I hate the concept of nations. I'm a racist globalist.

why won't drumpf release the epstein files

>>212983009
>lesbians and sonic
100% an autistic tranny made this

>>212983018
>Eric Andre
>funny
>>212983032
White pride worldwide amirite fellow goy?

>>212983036
because he's in them, you moron

>>212983031
You're a negative pussy. You could have been born in sudan

>>212983032
Did you ever take an ancestry DNA test, Sam?

This summer might be your last.

>drumpf is the in le epstein files
Low IQ.
Shit would have been leaked years ago.
In reality, he would be suicided by the CIA or Mossad.

ppl should just get along and not be racist

>>212983043
his show was kind of funny but obviously couldn't stand up to tim and eric

>>212983043
I just don't like black and brown people, especially jews. I want everyone to be European and Asian and for Abrahamism to be deleted from human memory.

I'm a Eurasianist.

>>212983067
it wasnt leaked because every other political candidate is in them too. Stop making this a partisan issue

>>212983076
>>212983082
Thank you JIDF sisters.

I just don't like Indians and other brown people and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

>>212983067
>>212983083
it was already revealed in 2016 drumpf and epstein raped a 13 year old girl

Japanese people don't like trannies and gays

blehhhh

>>212983067
hows it going donald?

the American revolution was financed by wealthy jews

>>212983096
based

>>212983107
Japan needs to be used as a battering ram against China so the United States is in the process of pushing LGBT propaganda and mass importation of africans and browns in Japan because the American government does not trust racially homogenous countries (because it's run by jews)

There is no "epstein file" like he kept a black book with names and lists of crimes. If there's any blackmail, it is stored in israel, the state he worked for.

Ryan Dawson has put together a list of Epstein associates based on court records. That's all you need. No one was associating with that freak for any reason other than he was the party planner for the elites, because of who he and Maxwell are. They refuse to list "anyone who ever met him" because NO ONE MET HIM INNOCENTLY

Me and my high school friends
I haven’t talked to them in years

>>212983162
is that fez on the right?

>Ryan Dawson
after almost a decade he is still SEETHING about Whitney Webb

>>212983162
Which one is you?

>cultural Marxism was just the work of the Jews the entire time
Colour me shocked.

im back

I wish Teto was President

>>212982288
RIP Texas. I hope you enjoy shit all over your streets and beaches.

>>212983185
You're black

>>212983189
i'm gonna take a dump

>>212983194
no

>>212983181
I’m the guy with his camera turned to the back

>>212983066
A lifetime just waiting around for moments like these

>>212983207
Your posting style reminds me so much of t Hanks

>>212983181
He took the photo.

>>212982888
LOL this is the president of the most powerful country on earth

He was the greatest politician this country ever had. He was too OP in fact so Harper had him killed.

>>212982888
feather indians, not dot indians, you ignoramus

>>212983215
Shit
You know what I meant

Havent fapped in days
Just can't get it up
It's kind of nice but slightly concerning

>>212983225
his Wikipedia says he championed many progressive causes
what does that entail?

>>212983247
That happens, it will rebound after several days

Yo *steps up to you* fuck is up then homie

>>212983273
*kicks you square in the nuts*

>>212983225
Greatest?
He's not even the best NDP leader.
1. Tommy Douglas - singlepayer healthcare
2. Jeetmeet Sign - tanked the NDP
3. Jacky Boy
He'd be rolling in his grave, if he saw what his whore wife was doing to Toronto.
J/K, he'd be cheering it on.

>>212983247
you have been blessed

>>212983271
japanese girl or white girl make a fucking decision thank you

>>212983266
He wanted to defund the military to $0, long before the defund movement began.

I don't find east Asian women attractive
Half Asian women are quite attractive though imo

>>212983292
white in Brazil that is

>>212983303
At this point my brain only associates east Asian women with porn and massage parlors

>>212983299
just what the fuck does the Canadian military do?

>>212983266
"Progressive" meant something different in 2011. "Inclusion" used to refer to people with disabilities and things like that, not lifestyle choices.

>>212983309
white in brazil means both non-germanic white and germanic white, white in the usa means fucking germanic

>>212983299
cringe

I think Ryan Dawson is smart and his work is important but he'd really benefit from taking a backseat position and paying someone else to present and edit his stuff.

My impression of Ryan Dawson is that he lacks charisma and his video editing sucks.

>>212983324
in Brazil brown Arabs are considered white

>>212983318
winning WWII for one

>>212983318
they splode brown people

>>212983318
Now? Fucking nothing. It's a woke gay DEI shithole.
They used to be a well-respected and highly skilled unit.
>>212983330
Progressivism is cringe.

>>212983341
No they're not

>>212983343
okay but what the fuck have they done since then?
absolutely fucking nothing is what
The Canadian and Mexican militaries are completely unnecessary

Jason (Samantha, jewish btw) is lesser than human, subhuman, in that it is considered a net negative to the economy and society itself. It only takes and takes like a leach. Meanwhile, a Black Man, or a bull, at the very least hunts for their survival. If one ever goes to prison, at least they will be exploited for cheap labor. Jason (Samantha)? Goons all day to tranny porn while making posting his face to other men for masochistic pleasure.

>>212983349
this guy went to Brazil and he says he was considered white there...
https://youtube.com/@arab

ROAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

>>212983341
No one gives a shit about race in Brazil that's a USA thing

>>212983341
many of them are from Lebanon

>>212983359
>Canadian military is useless
>Trump wants us to waste more money on a useless thing

>>212983364
Yeah because you are all mutted to hell and back, it's not easily divisible like it is here

>>212983361
He looks northeastern he wouldn't be white in south brazil

Jews are crypto whites.

>>212983359
winning Afghanistan for one

gonna have a baja blast on the morrow

>>212983379
trump wants a larger military so they can more effectively fight israels wars for them

Samantha is not jewish, it's at best partially ancient Hebrew. You probably have a Hebrew name. My name is Greek.

>>212983385
It ended up being in vain doe.

>>212983380
have you ever been to miami lmao bro or any big city in the usa?????????????

i have 290 dollars in my checking account and dont get paid until friday what do i eat

I unironically sit down to pee, and there is nothing wrong with that.

>winning Afghanistan
what is this leaf smoking?
The Taliban control Afghanistan now
The US and every country involved in that god forsaken war lost

Seems like Terrone is backing infesting the thread

>>212983393
Nah, he wants to give more contracts to his MIC funders.

>>212983410
Thank you, USA!

now we need brian and matthew back to make this a real cum thread

>>212983402
>5 days of food on 200$ budget
rice and chicken

>>212983402
rice and beans

>>212983410
That was never our winning condition. That's a condition that caused you to lose. We were just there because NATO A5.

>>212983303
fucking a hot, fair-skinned 18 year old japanese girl must feel so good though

/int/ used to be good
>b-but /int/ was always shi
It was fun shit, 2019 was the last tolerable year

>>212983402
290 is plenty for 1 person bruh

>>212983439
how so?

>>212983403
cleaning my own bathroom has made me a sit pisser

mullato women can either look really good or really ugly
there is no in-between

Outer /int/ is just r/europe

>>212983439
It just to be banter mostly, now it's thirdies and browns on firstie flags unloading ethnic grievances against each other

>>212983402
bro you can cook all sorts of shit with chicken breast as your protein for less than 10$ a day

am i shadow banned or something why is every post being ignored

>>212983439
/cum/ is actually pretty accepting of foreign flags unlike the other generals, this is proof Americans are polite and civil

>>212983403
Pee sitting is only acceptable as a joint-pooping effort.
>>212983453
GAY!

>>212983402
eggs, chicken, potatoes, pasta. tuna. whatever you like :D

>>212983471
Lol

i've got hairy breasts

>>212983402
Are you genuinely retarded?

Just eat shit like cabbage and lentils. For fuck's sake, I've seen cabbage on sale for less than 50¢/lb. It's practically free food.

>>212983472
The only other general I've found that is accepting to outside flags is /asean/

Brasil in general is my most ignored flag. It is the one flag I am certain not to be a proxy.

I knew a guy on disability who would eat like $500 wagyu steak dinners on welfare day and then go to the food bank and beg his neighbours for food and money the rest of the month. He was retarded.

>>212983439
it’s all about your use-case
if you just pop in for fun it’s fine
if you are terminally online (like myself) breaks are required because 4chan IS social media and will melt your brain if overexposed (parasocial dependence, ragebait, etc)

>>212983487
Spinny.....

Saddam didn't have WMD's

>>212983450
More interesting threads, funnier memes, people didn’t take shit as personally
>>212983466
Yea, people don’t banter anymore. Everyone takes shit so personally
>>212983471
Faggot

>>212983495
They're kinda mean if you give them attention

this place is too toxic tonight im out peace

Coomed to gay porn award

i'm addicted to caffeine and nicotine now

>>212983487
just shaved my chest and groin recently (very long hairs)

Most Brazilians on /int/ are leftist faggots who hate America
The ones on their own imageboard (1500chan) are pretty nice

>>212983526
Which is why you should never interact with those things.

>>212983500
Unfortunately, almost every human is on social media these days. And all the consequences that come with it.

>>212983473
>GAY!
If your heterosexuality can’t handle sitting down to pee in private then I got news for you buddy: you’re gay.

I'm white with an Asian girlfriend, who when we met had only recently moved to a western country. She had previously only ever been with Asian men. After we first had sex she didn't really say too much about my penis other than 'I don't know what's normal for western men', quite unenthusiastically. Since that time she has said certain things that would imply it is a little small for her liking but she is trying to make me feel better:
>I don't care about size, the person is more important
>You don't need to worry, it's big enough for us
>It doesn't matter if it's big or small, I still enjoy it

So what is the measly little nub which elicits such a reaction? It's 9 inches long by 6 around.

We have been together for years now and I explained to her earlier in the relationship that I am much bigger than average, even for western men, that's when she would say stuff to me like that. I thought she understood finally but recently I made a joke about how silly that was, and she said she still doesn't know that. I was absolutely indignant, she obviously thinks I lied about it which is stupid because that would be very out of character for me. She just keeps saying things like 'but I've only seen your one, how can I know that?'. She sort of condescendingly said to me 'Every man thinks he has the best one', which again is retarded because I am very straightforward about my strengths and my shortcomings, I'm not the type of person to be like that without reason.

Haven't shaved or trimmed my groin in several years. It's basically the Amazon down there.

>>212983575
I'm hetero, BECAUSE I piss standing up, fag.

I pronounce "them" as "dem"

>>212983493
I am so certain that is because the general is full of proxyfags masquerading as other countries.

>>212983532
Did your package get ignored again?

I'm a modern day Diogenes

>>212983610
I identify as dey/dem, and that's offensive.

>>212983499
He thought he was a fancy chef who knew how to cook because he used to work as a sous chef apparently. He managed his money absolutely abysmally though. When not making incredibly expensive, gigantic dinners for himself (this mf could eat more than anyone else I've ever known) his garbage bin would be filled with Dominoes boxes. Yet his shelves were empty. But he would go to the butchers and spend several hundred dollars at once and cook it all up and eat it in one go. He also drank a lot of expensive whiskey. Yet when he didn't have money he would mope around really hard. He was very strange.

I have watched 2 anime this weekend
Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii (The World is Still Beautiful) and BNA: Brand New Animal

The World is Still Beautiful came out in 2014 but the art style looks like an early 00s anime, the characters all do those goofy expression and the colors are really muted, the story is a princess gets sent to marry a shota who has taken over the world since ascending to the throne, her family has the ability to use rain magic and the prince lives in a desert nation, there's some light shota baiting but otherwise its more of a comedy with a brief serious arc in the middle, the romance is kind of shallow because its only 12 episodes but the art style and setting add to the atmosphere, highly recommended

BNA I avoided for a long time as the weird japanese furry anime, but it was far less furry than expected, they're in human form aside from the main character most of the time, the plot is pretty standardized, the main girl gets in to trouble with some part of the city, the wolfman saves her, we learn a bit more about how different people are connected and that there's some plot going on in the background, the series seems like it would be political dealing with refugees and racism but it kind of never really says anything, if anything its the moist stoic (in the non meme modern way) anime ever to exist the characters in the show have no way of affecting the things that happen they just kind of have to react and that's how all of the politics in it are, everything is forced and no one really ever says anything worthwhile, the animation is cute though as expected of trigger, lightly recommended the concept is still cool even if underbaked, maybe jap furries are just more tolerable than western furries

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>>212983630
>t. sex offender

N

>>212983623
Why would anybody proxy as an SEA country

>>212983626
i dont have any interesting packages since i returned the damaged one i got from ebay and i dont think anyone cares about my new shoes coming soon

i LOVE MY MOM AND DAD

what will you guys be doing to celebrate the 25th anniversary of 9/11?
I will be popping a bottle of champagne myself

jason is a paedophile because he's gay and the majority of gays are paedophiles

>what will you guys be doing to celebrate the 25th anniversary of 9/11?
>I will be popping a bottle of champagne myself

>>212983584
why does jason create wet dream fantasies with teenaged asian women and blogposts about it thank you

>>212983665
the 25th anniversary is happening next year you tard

>>212983648
anime reviews are a staple of a healthy /cum/

Threadcuck is making the new right now, he just cleaned up the mess I made in his wife

>>212983676
jason explicitly said he would rather suck a man's dick or an asian woman's pussy instead of a white girl

NEW
>>212983719
>>212983719
>>212983719