Independent women edition

poo smells lmao

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212992183 (OP)
early and with intent to damage the general

joe biden logging in

>>212992217
How your mother doing, lad?

Is she sick or something?

life going nowehere

time to dance

might go play elden ring

you'd think by now they'd have standardised a way of telling you what size mattress a sheet is for, like perhaps on the little tag on the corner? oh sure, sometimes it's there, but a frustrating number of times it conspicuously absent, then the next thing you know you're wasting time and effort trying to put a sheet on your bed only to find it doesn't fit
can't they figure this shit out out? fucks sake

this belgian is probs ex tranny discord

are irish travellers as bad as people online say they are?

gfberg is hurting my feelings by innocuously flirting with other people all my time but if I bring it up I'll lose frame. tricky one.

lads

am bottom

>>212992252
flirt with other girls then

>>212992248
worse

>>212992238
been putting a double size fitted sheet on a queen size mattress for months now, and making it work just by sheer bloody-mindedness and warping the shape of the mattress

Might see if I can get work to pay for a 240hz monitor for me :^)

Wish I could stop wanking so much so I could better do my hobby of making cum tributes

>>212992252
maybe you're mistaking friendliness for flirting except this time you're on the other side of the fence

Ok I will eat it!! [first Christmas product of 2025]

>>212992245
Ziedbelg only started posting here in the last few years, he posted on Nederdraad for years before this making literally exactly the same posts except in Dutch. He’s a deeply disturbed individual.

>>212992157
That stretch is the home to the worst air pollution levels in the entire city. Feels like breathing toxic smog so I wasn't surprised to learn that fact.

And yeah it's hoaching with junkies. All of Union Street is due to the homeless hostel there. A shame that tourists and what not exit central straight into that dump. There's that building directly across from central with all the scaffolding on it that has sat vacant for years as well.

>>212992302
automatically assuming a snow-themed product is a christmas product is nothern-hemisphere-centric and a microaggression against the people of australia

>>212992313
made up lore

Tiktoks be like
>NEVER buy garlic again with this new viral HACK!
And it's like, planting and germinating garlic so it grows more garlic in a few months, like they think they just invented agriculture.

tired of pooing

>>212992248
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zjppLtMGzdI

>>212992289
the human eye can't see over 100hz

>>212992302
Thank you for supporting microaggressions against Australia

>>212992325
Funny how it made you have the biggest meltdown you have ever had when it was first revealed though

>>212992343
speak for yourself

going to glasgow and praying to mouselord in front of his house

>>212992316
Got asked for drugs behind there once while literally on the phone to the police cause someone was dumping credit cards, throwing a wallet and smashing his phone.
Then three guys followed me into the Mcdonalds asking me why I was talking to the Police.

>>212992351
never did, you kept spamming the same lore copy pasta every day LOL

>>212992343
Speak for yourself, visionlet

>>212992248
they're scum but I only exist because one of them raped my nan back in the 60s

Genuinely hate austr*lian "people".

>>212992320
you don't have snow be quiet

>>212992326
just algorithm farming innit
wish i had the requisite lack of integrity to do that, easy money

>>212992360
>>212992379
just a biological fact
high fps monitors are a scam

>>212992269
me on the right

>>212992258
classic gimmick

why is snapchat discover full of shit like girls recording their legs while lying in bed
weirdest tab of any of the big apps

i'm gonna shit my bum
brick by brick
i'm gonna shit it out
brick by brick
i'm gonna rape your love
brick by brick
i'm gonna rape your mum
dananana
brick by briiiiiiiiick
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>212992418
it's a nonce app

i didn't know the belgian lad could talk i thought he was a bot

>>212992372
Wasn’t me mate the whole of /brit/ was laughing at how amazingly mentally ill you are and enjoying watching you meltdown, I was one of them :)

>>212992399
he won the popular vote
you don't get to disagree with him or you're an extremist

>>212992252
ktim but it's my mum calling dad 'daddy' in public when she is making a collective statement on both mine and her behalf but I know if I ever bring it up it will look even worse because it's an admission that I've noticed it and it bothers me because I am a 29 year old man and I've never called him daddy

>>212992302
Move your hand!
I can see the Ferrero Rocher...
*drools*

>>212992428
does someone put them up to it, or did a league of nonces convince them that its just a trend and fun

Name one independent man.

>>212992399
same nigga who insisted that the gulf of mexico be renamed gulf of america btw

mad how ziedbelg posts here all day every day
he hasn't left his smelly bedroom in over 2 years

doing a think

>>212992430
He's been thoroughly rattled

that's 10% of the working week done

>>212992430
He pipes up whenever you mention that he posted on Nederdraad for YEARS, every single day, the exact same ritual posts he makes here except in Dutch. He was also known for complaining about his 10cm long thin penis.

>>212992252
punch her one in the minge and show her your mrwhostheboss

Americans literally have to beg their president to get sugar in their drinks

I don't know what flirt is supposed to look like

they should give rorke cuddles and kisses imo

>>212992372
How's your mother did she get ill lately or something you're not spamming as much as usual :/

>>212992458
it's one of those 'trends' that seemingly comes from nowhere but is secretly started by a cabal of nonces

>>212992466
0.000000000000000001% work done today

Got force fed ice cream at toil and now I feel appalling
Who the fuck schedules an ice cream van for half 11 in the morning
It's not even sunny

>>212992463
He actually doesn't. He barely posted the last couple of weeks because it was his busy period at work.

>>212992474
mrwhosetheboss
whole point was that indian youtuber spells his name wrong...

>>212992482
Is this the same mother who he watched get sexually assaulted by an African immigrant when he was a child, whilst his father was in hospital getting treated for cancer?

>>212992466
It's Monday. First day of the week almost conquered. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained

>>212992494
His mum was in the hospital

Uh oh stinky botnet melty

>>212992512
did she get internal bleeding from a BBC?

Desperate to fit in Canadian paedo on a mad one

ISPs will be forced to block this website by Ofcom in only a matter of days

>>212992504
Yes but it wasn't sexual assault she wanted it and he probably moved in once daddy betabux passed away

taking a good long hard look at myself

>>212992296
nah it's more than friendly but I don't think she realises she's doing it. this is the longest relationship she's been in (6 months) so I think it's a case of old habits dying hard.

>>212992370
It's a bloody disgrace. There's open air drug deals at every hour of the day on that street. I have literally never walked down it and not seen a gaggle of jakies huddled in front of this exact stoop exchanging drugs. They should just station a policeman there 24/7 but they don't care.

right well coming to /brit/ still like walking into a paedo mental hospital then

>>212992380
why are they scum? I find them really interesting and want to learn more about their culture. It seems that they dont like to share their culture but from what I can find of their language it sounds really cool

>>212992466
t's Monday. The week has only just begun but the clock is still ticking. You need a reminder. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Time to ruin your sleep schedule, and start watching Joe Rogan. Let your beard grow out. Don't trim. Don't go to the barber. Leave your foreskin disgusting and smelly. Start drinking fizzy drink. Eat disgusting slop everyday. Eat KFC. Eat Pizza. Watch porn and give camwhores money. Spend every waking moment on /brit/. Go to bed at 9am. Don't read. Don't exercise. Don't walk outside. Overcast. Dread. The tinnitus buzzing. The hemorrhoids bulging. The XP gained. The magic levels achieved. The friends list full. The shitposts authored. The (You)s collected. A clue gained as a rare drop.

>>212992527
needs a refund on her goldcard membership
mummy cant take it

watching a russian tv series

>>212992504
mmhmm dat was the day lil ziedy first met delano, or daddy as he called him once his mum moved him in LOL

>>212992494
Why are you pretending to know about his private life

Are you guys actually dating now?

That's really cute and long overdue if so

dtfic on a madone
ziedbelg reaching critical mass

Favourite movie?
For me?
Why, it's Cool Hand Luke of course!

Honestly feel awful
I'd go home if I weren't such a fanny

>>212992565
Sometimes you've just got to read between the lines.

>>212992399
really sick of this charlatan

its mental to see a modern tv series where it’s only white people

>>212992499
corrr they look young :)

Another day
Another Ziedbelg-DTFIC-heatherpaedo dueling meltie to decide which one can be the most obnoxious schizophrenic paedophile on the general

Why do I still come here lol they’ll be at this for the next 10 hours at least

I'm no detective but something tells me a wet dog has been through here

>>212992581
Is that a yes?

You've been hot for each other for a long time now

There's nothing wrong with being gay

>>212992302
The reason for this is because the sugar market have fallen through the floor so manufacturers have huge surpluses of icing sugar and need to turn it into product.

>>212992606
dtfic is the worst because he isn't even funny just a miserable freak who spends his entire life here complaining

>>212992606

preferred the ratpedo era to the quentin one and even that time was relatively weak

was king arthur real?

american whiteness map

>>212992606
ziedbelg and heatherpaedo are proper mentalists. dtfic just seems like a massively bitter loser who loves to fixate on people even more broken than him

>>212992547
Crying on 4chan isn't going to achieve anything you cowardly cunt.

I'm the worst poster ever and have been filtered for years but you still peek at all my posts

Reminder that you all chose to remain here and endure it rather than make the necessary changes

Nothing I could do

what does dtfic stand for? i missed that episode

>>212992660
Pa is pensylvania right? I thought it had a coastline

>>212992712
the best you 'culd do'

>>212992733
desperate to fit in canadian

Not a lot of animal life about
Seen some dogs and a fly

>>212992547
people really do make glasgow

>>212992737
No-one cares what you thought, mong.

>>212992686
>for years
you've been posting on /brit/ for just over a year at most

>>212992183 (OP)
you forgot to put jesus on the list

>>212992742
and he LOVES it when you call him that

Update: just saw two magpies

>>212992750

>>212992761
get them shagged and eaten

>>212992742
thanks

>>212992646
>>212992678
No need to rank them they’re all deeply mentally ill in their own way and it’s our duty to provoke them into having melties as often as possible, not for our own enjoyment, but to keep them busy at home and out of the community

>>212992746
Fuck off cunt. Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania and Rocky is set in Philadelphia and he works on the docks so don’t BS me right now

>>212992761
get them voted for

fit girl at the club last night kept hiking her skirt up to flash her tummy and thong to entice the tall in shape guy next to her
then they made out
me incel rotting in the corner

>>212992759
he hates it and had possibly his biggest ever meltie when that nickname took off after diego coined it

they only have docks by the sea

>>212992606
sorry to upset your dollhouse but heathermong isnt here

>>212992804
>clubbing on the sabbath
grim

>>212992804
Can't be that much of an incel if you were in the club on a Sunday eve

>>212992788
That's the Delaware river

who the fuck goes to the club on a sunday night

>>212992823
>>212992832
went church first
got smashed later
simple as

>>212992818
Shagger

>>212992822
Do you actually think you blend in heatherpaedo? LOL

>>212992804
>incel
>going to a night club

Dog with a stick (action shot)

>>212992786
Never had a melty ever

just been called heatherpaedo by a schizophrenic incel

>>212992843
techno people it's called "goin church"

>>212992837
That’s me done then

DRINKING ORANGE JUICE LADS

Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug

If you invested £100 a month into bitcoin from July 2015, just £100 every month from your paypacket, no big transfers, just trickled investment, it would be worth £600,000 today for a £12,000 investment over ten years
Fuck's sake

>>212992845
sort your life out diego

heatherpaedophile thinks he actually blends in when he isn’t spamming his irish diaspora and gherkin ai slop omfds this is the funniest thing ive ever heard

>>212992879
Vile stuff
Only drink clementine juice myself

clubbing is awful. did it a lot in europe
everyone stinks of cigarettes, drinks are way too expensive, have to yell in people's ear just to have a regular conversation. just a dreadful experience

gingerpedo, now there was a poster

>>212992875
It is easy to make that mistake, it's not long from Philly to the ocean on the river

>>212992887
Bitcoin would have collapsed overnight if they saw me invest in it

>going to a club to have regular conversation
oh no no no

Never been to a nightclub, I’m a truecel you see

mfw thinking about Irish and Scottish language going extinct. Fuck the English bros...

>>212992887
>if you had been able to predict the future you would be rich by now!
Wow fascinating insight

what in the fresh hell is this

i wouldn’t be allowed in a “nightclub”. the norms would probably instinctively turn feral and murder me to eject me from their society

...

>>212992914
hahah yeah who wants to meet people and talk to them in a social setting you fucking mong

>>212992861
yes?

>>212992900
He's become deeply ashamed of himself and the obvious negative energy that follows him everywhere so he's started pretending to be normal

He's too mentally ill to pull it off though

>>212992928
You were warned.

>>212992928
kek i had to do this for onlyfans

>>212992887
Can still do that today if it goes up to 1 million a coin or whatever

>>212992900
I think he’s feeling self conscious that his Biden gimmick isn’t taking off so he’s going to pretend it wasn’t him. He tried getting his boyfriend Ziedbelg to signal boost it earlier but he wasn’t interested.

>>212992908
He still posts

>>212992934
>all social settings have the same expectations and wants
autistic retardo

Went to the club often in my previous life as a shagger
Not these days of course my current incarnation belongs on the chaise longue from ikea

>>212992933
choke the baby to death

whiteboys: we can grill as well as black people
the grill:

>>212992879
>ORANGE JUICE
huge fan

>>212992900
Whenever he gets banned you can see all of the other posts he has made in the thread, and none of them are good lol

>>212992908
actually the most fucked up poster ever to post here. just mostly posted late at night so most brits didn’t notice

>>212992958
Hilarious seeing him late night posting things like "where's crodie" "where's the belgian" and getting no response

Imagine getting rejected by Ziedbelg lmfao

> At least 16 killed after Bangladesh air force jet crashes into school

>>212992928
>estimate your age from a selfie
I foresee myself getting done by ai

*nasally nerd voice* well ackshully that particular social setting doesn't have the same 'wants' as the ordinary daily one you see

>>212992944
this is absolutely true but its also true of you, stop acting like yoire one of the lads when you’re just another lolcow schizo yeah?
>>212992958
noticed that ad well and felt a lot of secondhand embarrassment for him. he thought if he helped boost ziedys gimmicks ziedy would return the favour but dat lil timmy got rejected

>>212992928
>reddit

>>212992958
one day it will be provable that heatherpaedo did not make this post >>212992822
i did. i think dollhouse is a great term for people who obsess over namefags

Fun fact: 1834 was the year UK communists began Enslaving Britain’s 12yr olds upon UK Gov’s Monopolised Plantation.

Thank God it's actually Gov that owns 98% of children and Gov's army of Professional Child-Groomers try so hard to leave no child behind.


Western Govs have proven their army of Professional Child-Groomers can groom children into Literally Anything, including their own erasure...

and they don't need Spiderman costumes.

Pavlov & Skinner would be so proud their mind-rape protocols were put to such good use.

Fun fact II: it's true, Crime, Literally pays public-sector salaries.

Once upon a time, parents were Literally free to sell the behinds of their children for the highest market price...

in legally binding Betrothals that formed Life-long Marriages and the foundation of all Earth's greatest Empires...

including Britain/America's.

With that Empire built, however, UK Gov decided to use their Monopolised Imperial Violence to maximise the amount of Tax it Rapaciously harvests from each child's life-cycle...

Forcibly, Against the will of those vulnerable victims...

by Stealing 98% of children from the parents that Literally create them and dictating they're Literally Gov Property...

before marketing them as bulk-buy child commodities for sale to companies around the globe.

Gen X, Gen Z, Gen Y, which bulk-buy batch branding did Gov slap on your sales packaging?

Public-sector apparatchiks with their NGO/charity child-trader co-conspirators act as "Agents"...

facilitating sales and rapaciously harvesting profit that previously went directly into each parent/child's pocket.

How Virtuous.

Revelation: contrary to Common fallacies, the Plantation Slavery business model is Literally the Most profitable business model known to man...

as Government knows So well.

All Hail le Supreme virtue of Western Command Plantation-Slave Economies...

where thou art Free...

to enrich Gov.

>>212993006
Why post this
Don't understand it

>>212993017
Why does it bother you so much?

sausages have gone in the air friar

>>212993030
why do anything

>>212992928

Teams toil in t-minus twelve minutes

https://x.com/Azhaar3818/status/1947115627422130458

>im not heatherpaedo but let me relentlessly defend him against all criticism

ermmm

>>212992804
>hiking her skirt up to flash her tummy
wat

noticed that zoomers are obsessed with generations and talk about the differences between generations all the time. aware of the irony of this post but you know what i mean

>Why post this

>>212992928
what is stopping you from using a pic of bradley walhs or some ai generated fake person?

>>212992953
Exactly what I am doing

>>212993009
uve been done

>>212992928
absolutely grimm

got ghosted after the proverbial interview two times in a row

>>212993086
Nothing at all.

>You don't fit in!
>You don't fit in!!!
>Im not Heatherpedo!
>One day I'll PROVE IT
Lmfao this nigga crazy

4 more days left of /brit/

>>212993104
ginger you're barmy

>>212993076
was dress sk why said skirt

>>212993104
you’re particularly desperate to fit in today mate, everything ok?

Oh my days Rorke

>>212993048
>the yookay
>home

>>212993069
im not defending him im defending myself from the accusation that im him

You're an Incel right? And you decide it's time to make a comeback. Great. So you go on the apps. A girl agrees to go on a date with you. Success. She shows up to the date. "Ughhh I'm so sick of these dates, I just want my forever person y'know?". W-well dear this is actually my first date ever... "O-oh that's uhm.. that's sweet..." *checks purse for pepper spray*..

She can tell this is new an exciting to you. It's old hat to her. She's seen it all and you offer nothing new.

How do you handle this situation as the Incel character?

very annoying to be accused of the local schizo. used to be called gingernonce sometimes, that was cruel

>>212992887
post in the pic is me

apparently had I not panic sold and just did nothing I'd have made £6,200 off that initial investment alone. I think I sold at £800 after it seemed to be on its way down from a peak at £1,200 at the time.

>>212993142
LOL

/brit/ morris group when?

pints and ponies

might gay porn take my own life

>>212993174
>You're an Incel right? And you decide it's time to make a comeback. Great. So you go on the apps.
lost me there, i don't even have a single pic of myself

>>212993209
morris comes from “moor”. another thing whites stole from us brothas

>>212993140
No :(

>>212993186
just bizarre that he completely vanished after the hack

Looking at the streetview photos of Britain from the oldest ones of 2008-2010 to right now and I can feel a definite shift

another productive day of playing The Binding of Isaac

>>212993235
He still posts every day

>>212993215
Nope

>>212993215
cute!!

gay porn burgers for tea

cronem morris dancing group in room 372 of the gherkin

>>212993226
reporting you to gchq for being an incel terrorist

being aggressive at daffodils

>>212993235
Is he the fizzy raspberry lemonade ai image poster?

>>212993260
he isn't
I'm here as much as you and I haven't seen him

>>212993163
you literally just piped up out of nowhere to say “heatherpaedo isn’t posting btw”, are you embarrassed that your boyfriend didn’t like your new gimmick that you worked so hard on?
>>212993231
is it because you’re not fitting in well today? if so don’t worry you never have!

there's a couple of posters i recognise sometimes who have no names. one of them started bant /brit/

>>212993284
no that's an overweight lass unironically

changing back to night gym instead of day gym. Thanks for reading the blog. Hope it was as enjoyable to read as it was to write! x

>>212993274

>>212993316
that’s boringlad

desperately want to start a /brit/ thread on /ck/ but don't know what to call it

>>212993347
/scran/

muscles hurt after weekend sexo

it ain't easy

you should really just have yanks filterd. they add literally nothing to /brit/. get those shit-heads gone. you'll thank yourself for doing it

>>212993322
Great update anon! Good luck x

>>212993285
He posts the fizzy AI beverages

>>212993286
No it's something else :(

https://x.com/jasonlk/status/1946069562723897802
Screaming at this

love me yank friends

Post bunnies

>>212993316
>one of them started bant /brit/
How long ago was that

black niggers for tea

>>212993415

>>212993404
it's not
cmon despy you're meant to be the schizo detective here not me

>>212993346
no im boringlad some pattern recognition expert currently has me pinned as heathermong because i made this post >>212992569 which doesn't mention him, i would have but i genuinely don't believe he is in the thread unless this was him >>212992224

>>212993394
if this was 200 years ago he would be charging at them with that sword on the african plains

Heatherpedo meltdown lmfao

Look at him go!

>>212993439
if it was even 30 years ago he probably would have shouted at them to fuck off
the cameras change everything

>>212993457
I'd start going mental if this happned I'd start sparking cunts out man

Never drink wine and gin on the same night. I drank a bottle of red and 4 double gin and tonics on Saturday, I threw up for the first time in about 5 years, and I still feel hungover now ffs

gay porn (slowed + reverb) burgers for tea

>>212993459
what would your workplace think if they saw a transcript of all your posts?

raping my arse with another arse

>>212993457
>£20 for a bottle of prosecco
You'd have to pay ME £20 to drink that disgusting piss

>>212993474
2 bottles of wine is about my limit too
mixing drinks doesnt effect me rly tho

>>212993474
Nothing to do with mixing drinks, I bet you didn't eat properly or stay hydrated.

>>212993478
they would laugh

gay porn raping my own arse

>>212993474
It’s the wine that ought to do it gin is good for you and doesn’t give hangovers
Red wine has got histermines

>>212993435
wow you really are embarrassed that ziedbelg didn’t like your new gimmick aren’t you?

gay porn pooing

>>212993478
>tea
Fuck off y*rkshire

Why is Hebrew the only language that can be fully revived I want Welsh to be 100%

>>212993459
i accept your concession and await your apology dtfic

>>212993478
>workplace
I don't have one though

doing a little rorke jig

>>212993502
Had steak, chips and asparagus for dinner, I ate properly.

>>212993496
project on
>>212993506
blog on
>>212993511
?

is there any people ITT who cant swim?

how much poo could a gay porn poo if a peng gay poo porn peng

>>212993519
Mindraped

>>212993545
DIEGOOOOOOOO

>>212993548
i can swim now but i remember nearly drowning in a pool by myself as a child

Meltdown because his boyfriend didn’t like his new gimmick lmfao

>>212993548
*raises a pitch black white palmed hand*

Why is Hebrew the only language that also sounds like a caveman making coffee

>>212993543
>for dinner
Yeah and what did you eat during/after the drinking sesh?

ROOOOOOOOORRRRRRKE

>>212993394
nun he cud do

eating chocolate chip cookie
my life has peaked

>>212993496
i wonder if this would be possible if both people know yoga

Raped is my middle name

>>212993585
All the semitic languages sound ugly and orcish to me

mixing drinks fucking you up more is a myth

>>212993603
Mate will you please acknowledge the Bidenposting gimmick so heatherpaedo can relax? You’ve really hurt him, he tried so hard to make one that you’d like and you just blanked him :(

got a cracking post lined up for the new thread

>>212993592
Nuts and crisps, nothing unusual

>>212993636
fuck it, can't wait, poo

>>212993627
it's the sugar

>>212993631
i dont think that was heatherdem

https://nitter.poast.org/KeithWoodsYT/status/1947227804858261864

>>212993645
That's not proper food mate. Eating well during/after a sesh avoids 90% of hangovers.

>>212993618
He brew. He brew coffee

>>212993660
It was mate, your approval means a lot to him and you just blanked him can you at least tell him it was a decent effort and maybe make a couple of Biden x Cronem posts in the next thread? It would mean a lot to him

The Roy Jay AI theory is the dumbest thing I've seen online in years.

>temporarily move to Europe
>post in /brit/ with foreign flag
>no one knows it's me
Duped the lot of you, lads.

>>212993694
no clue what that is

>>212993660
How's mummy?

>>212993683
youve been exposed by ziedbelg what a thread

>>212993703
nobody knows you anyway

>>212993703
Had you clocked as spaino before you even posted

>>212993725
>>212993725

>>212993675
What's proper food then? I ate a perfectly fine dinner, it was a high grade steak, expensive chips and organic asparagus, and I ate fruit during the day, so what magical poncy superfood concoction do you suggest?

so, no new?

dogshite jf new

>>212993457
They've just changed the barrel