Thread 212993725

poo smells lmao

maisie

I lied. I don't have a cracking post lined up

>>212993744
@grok is this real?

>>212993744
shut the fuck up poo eater

will never understand these foreign freaks who do not participate in the thread but are always here to make the new

>>212993675
>>212993743

got my cargo shorts, sliders and socks on today

>>212993744
>poo smells

>>212993744
:D

how distressed would you have to be to poo in your hand and lob it at somebody?

a double edged poo if you will

>yellow warning !!! thunderstorms!!!!!
>sunny as fuck and hasn't rained
did they cock this up or what
or the weather suddenly changed

>>212993767
Why does it bother you in any way

>a transcript of all your posts
So you're telling me you've been collecting all anonymous leaf posts that rustled your jimmies into some schizo dossier because you think they're all by "DTFIC", a Spainlad dollhouse VPN character he invented years ago?

Is that what you're telling me?

Favourite TV show: Breaking Bad
Favourite Film: Shawshank Redemption
Favourite music artist: The Beatles
Favourite food: Pizza
Favourite colour: Red
Favourite book: 1984
Favourite sport: Football
Favourite board game: Monopoly
Favourite drink: Tea

I'm actually mental hahaha xx

bit mental how you all stay in your little anti-immigration hug box having whinge and a moan about it yet do nothing irl. Why dont you start petitions? start a political party? protest? voice your opinion publicly? You all seem so passionate about it yet you do nothing. Most of you are neet and/or doing nothing with your lives so go out there and make a change!
whats stopping you?

fit girl at the club last night kept hiking her dress up to flash her tummy and thong to entice the tall in shape guy next to her
then they made out
me incel rotting in the corner

Just been done at toil by clientberg and I'm utterly seething reckon it's time for me to quit and get an autism diagnosis and just get on pip for 50 years

>>212993801
because it is attention seeking behaviour
if you don't post in the thread why would you have an interest in making the new, oh wait its because they want attention

>>212993808
Because rorkes are socially anxious insecure inadequate scared chuds

>>212993821
good morning ser

Britain, 2050
Indians, Pakistanis and Bangladeshis appalled at Africans mass migrating to the isles. Insisting that they're taking over and making Britain lose its Anglo-Indian identity.

>>212993767
how low IQ are you to not realise they're on vpns. give your thick head a massive wobble mate

>>212993707
https://youtu.be/XtVtovghPgQ

>>212993847
Think you need to get a job if this is your concern at 2pm mate

>>212993843
>>212993858
brobly eslah

>>212993869
too many nigers

The White Indo-European Aryan, having been modelled by evolutionary pressures for tens of thousands of years, has emerged as not just the 'highest-race' among all other humans, but the apex life-form on this planet.

If the White race was to pass entirely out of history, if the beauty of the Aryan women was resigned entirely to the history books, buried under a mountain of race-mixing and miscegenation as demanded by capitalists - then the mission of god in the creation of this planet will have failed, and this blue marble will circle around the sun for countless millennia, once more entirely devoid of higher life.

This cannot be allowed to happen.

>>212993870
Polish lad is actually a Brit living in Poland

>>212993870
Why are they on VPNs?

>>212993896
you might want to check the OP again fella

>>212993896
hes a fifer

see the whinge has already started and you cant explain yourselves. its pathetic

>>212993876
im off for 2 weeks x

>>212993904
the deano castle

>>212993889
anunnaki ancestor cry

>>212993889
>apex life form
>getting bred out by the ‘lowest life form’

>>212993904
never seen a barratt house with a chimney before

>>212993906
funy

I once had a go at cracking whatever schizobabble that yank AI poster was posting alongside his AI images of flowers, back before he began posting AI images of fruity beverages. If you cast your mind back he would post strings of gibberish letters alongside his images. I did it mainly as a mental exercise and to see if I could find a way to filter him based on the text alone.

On the left is the shite he posted, after the underscores is what I could tease out of it.

There were 3 main variations. The first all contained the word "audio" and the leading letters of each gibberish word were a, u, d, i and o. Then the second letters generated another unrelated(?) word.

The second variation was less clear but basically there were 1-2 normal words 'hidden' in each complete gibberish string, the first word being tacked on after some unrelated letters (notice the words: heavy, early, urban etc but being preceded by unrelated letters, often beginning with "a").

The third variation also seemed to be built around the word "audio" but similar to the second variation the string "audio" is tacked on at the end of a series of unrelated letters (mcAUDIO, clAUDIO etc).

Because the 1st and 2nd variations had common themes, namely being built around a specific word in a consistent pattern, they were susceptible to being filtered by RegEx. The 2nd variation wasn't though. In the end it was easiest to just filter his posts by matching the expressions in the filenames because he followed the same naming convention every time for each variation (this was actually how I classified the posts in the first place). In conclusion, he's an odd fellow.

I'm a Gael.

Bradley getting BLEACHED

thought steroids were supposed to make you feel amped up and confident and motivated but i hate my life even more than usual

>>212993917
Oops, got my Voltorb flags mixed up. Yeah you’re right that one is 190 haha

>>212993941
wtf

>>212993943
have sex mate

>>212993943
>Putting this much thought into gingerpedo spam
Mate...

>>212993943
didn't ask

>>212993923
I’m getting REALLY SICK OF YOU

>>212993943
scrmeaignidsngisngisn

high quality post

>>212993744
Total Troon Death

>>212993943
screaming

>>212993943
Can you do that Canadian who used to post pictures of women alongside different foods?

>>212993977
ikr he's pretty thicc

>>212993934
The mass of quantity threatens to overrun us.

Apex life forms have fallen before.

screaming in me own arse

lads
LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_fDIMPPvCY&ab_channel=TheXXFiles

>>212993906
i dont think they have much going on in their so lives so the thought of spending a lot of their time deceiving and tricking anonymous strangers on 4chan is appealing for some reason. spaintard and 190 are good examples of this. both have spent probably over a decade of their lives doing this shit. they could not be more addicted to 4chan. comparable to heroin users 2bh. i doubt they could go without 4chan for a week.

might start huffing paint thinner

So Epstein was real, then it was fake, then it was the democrats, and then it never existed.
So what was in the "part 1" dossiers given out to alt-right groyper influencers by the Trump admin?
Why did Epstein "kill himself", why is Ghislaine is prison today if according to Trump it never happened?
Also, you know cartilage, ear tissue cannot grow back. The "assassination" attempt was a hoax, if he were shot his ear would be visibly damaged forever. It looks totally normal.
Why did his bodyguards immediately usher media to the most convenient angle?
Why did staff at the stage immediately lower the flag to be in frame for the photos rather than helping people or running away?

>>212993725 (OP)
I met some British people while I am in Florida working for Marriot. I swear you all are either biggest assholes or just some of the most chill people

Depends if they are from northern England or London

>>212993997
Where did he go?

>>212994034
The BBC posts multiple stories about drag queens every day, very odd fixation.

i took a poo in ibza
to show avicii i was cool

>>212994051
dunno lol

>>212994059
how many halal foods are in ingerland?

>>212994051
Funny

>>212994016
Do you think she feels threatened?

might become a caretaker at a cemetery, i completely fit that archetype

I hate niggers.

>>212994115
sceam

>>212993997
I know the poster you mean, he's been at it for YEARS, but you'd need to point me to some of his posts in the archive so I could identify if there were any common patterns. The only real vector of attack would be the filenames because he doesn't post text I don't think, just pictures on their own, and if he's just using bog standard UNIX timestamp filenames (what normal posts have) then you're out of luck.

>>212994098
racismlad

>>212994115
skrm

>be Ph.D.
>submit article
>go through review process
>make edits
>finally accepted
>get sent final version to proofread
>give green light to publish
>published version has several new typos and random full-stops in the middle of sentences
>send email to ask what happened
>final proofreading and publishing service was outsourced to India

craven, now that was a poster

>>212994115
Why?

>>212994098
alright igor

>>212994115
Racismlad in the flesh

>>212993904
>>212994033
>>212994110
who is posting this

it's the remix to ignition

>>212994166
he posted for less than a year a decade and a half ago
move on

>>212994186
Heathermong

Thoughts on South America?

>>212994186
That would be heatherpaedo

>>212994195
choon

>>212994202
poor brown catholic

>>212994202
big booty-hole bitches

>>212994200
>>212994207
why? what is the gimmick?

>>212994148
alri

>>212994232
There is no gimmick

He's extremely mentally ill

>>212994202
it’s a continent alright….yep

we're not allowed public toilets in the UK because junkies use them to inject heroin

even places that do have toilets mark them as "for paying customers only" and you have to ask the wagie to let you in with a key

>>212994232
Gay porn

I LOVE EVERYONE

>>212994241
you off the smack yet

>>212994202
Love latinas
LOOOOVE latinas

>>212994247
>he
you were calling him me last thread

>northern English couple argue because husband got drunk on the beach
>Tells his wife to fuck off sunscreen doesn't work
>After arguing for 5 hours
>They are seen hugging each other

i'm rorke and gfberg is a leftypol and she affectionately refers to my beliefs as "the 4chan 500" and i affectionately call her a stupid woke cunt

>>212994276
aye mate been clean for almost 2 months now

>>212994297
ever shag her

>>212994291
he thinks everone is heathermong
very disturbed invidivual with no life

>>212994313
How's being sober?

got a thing for very attractive yet mentally unwell girls who I have a great time with for a few months until they do me in and ruin my mental health until I find the next host

>>212994323
right up the hairy front bum and all

>>212994313
good lad
*gives you kisses*

Wheres Lachlan
Wheres Holden

>>212994335
what does her australian poo smell like?

>>212994329
it's shit

might buy a labubu

>>212994333
Oh wow do you

>>212994353
she's not australian

Evil little country

which of you is this?
this absolutely has to be one of our yank posters

>>212994374
kek
yank w

>>212994382
This is very New England/VA coded

>>212994377
thoughts on the situation in syria?

>>212994374
I dont get the reference

>>212994382
getting mixed messages here

What the fuck, I got superswiped on bumble??
Must be an accident, surely, the fuck

>>212994291
lol

ftm tranny at toil talking to me in all her tumblr troon lingo as if i have a clue what she's on about dumb bitch

>>212994401
the message is coherent it’s the “right-wing” part of the establishment

>>212994414
its probably a tranny or a poofter

>>212994382
love people with worldviews like this most people are so predictable

>>212994414
if it senses you're thinking of leaving the app will generate shit like this to keep you on the hook

that person doesn't even exist mate

>>212994400
bit slow are you

>>212994376
should have known
asianberg is it

>>212994464
gotteberge

>>212994454
buzz lightyear?

>>212994464
corr imagine slicing him in half with a cleaver haha

>>212994463
no she's scottish actually but grew up in america mostly so has a yank accent

mad how every day is the same haha x

>>212994448
looks like the standard anglo to me

>>212994498
what does her scottish-american poo smell like?

Which one bros?

>>212994522
a bit nutty

Name one reason why Heydrichist eradication of biomass is bad.

>>212994539
alri austin

>>212994525
they all give you the same answer
I've been on tinder long enough to know this

>>212994547
you're biomass

>>212994555
demoralising

>>212994559
bingo

>>212994202
Big fan of Chile, Argentina, Uruguay and southern Brazil.

becoming biomass

>>212994177
my exact body type kek, it's true gamer form

>Bangladesh Air Force's fighter jet crashed into a school in Dhaka
>At least 19 children killed, dozens more injured
Oh my days, why are thirdies always doing this shit?

>>212994454
toy story? I sitll dont get it though

>>212994609
My man green Japan

>>212993725 (OP)
Jai Raj.

>>212994609
>>At least 19 children killed

>>212994612
it's not about the reference to toy story

I’m the top shotta in Cuckfield

>>212994377
You just know they want to starve them all to death but they can't because it is bad pr

>>212994630
whats it about then? the amount of toys? is it implying that we all do this? is it implying they sleep with alot of men?

three lucky dips won in a month
getting closer to that jackpot lads

>>212994637
pronounced 'cookfield' btw

>>212994638
>You just know they want to starve them all to death but they can't because it is bad pr
they're literally doing this already
in fact as we speak they're quite LITERALLY building a concentration camp in the ruins of Rafah that they intend to move the entire population into.

>>212994651
skill issue

Why can't Israel just embrace multiculturalism and diversity?

Right mate it's been long enough now and I appreciate you've put a lot of time and effort into it but someone needs to tell you since we're all aware of it: the "biomass" gimmick glows to high hell.

The reason no one (except you) is using the word "biomass" to refer to immigrants and asylum seekers, and the reason no one (except you) is posting stuff like "eradicate the biomass" is because everyone in this thread is long enough in the tooth to know not to post anything they wouldn't want read out in court.

I get it, you're a salaried employee, you have targets to meet and Prevent referrals to make, so there's no hard feelings. But I just thought you ought to know since absolutely everyone else in this thread is well aware of it. I feel bad leaving you go on like this. By all means crack on, but I think it might be time to change tack.

very pro-choice me, also pro-racism

>>212994666
Might be the cutest webm I've ever seen

>>212994699
good lad

tried to delude myself into believing in jesus but it didn't really take, my IQ is simply too high

>>212994666
hate dogs me, would have punched it in its head if it tried to pull that shit

diego?
>>212994723
destroy this cunt

I only believe in Karl Marx and the immortal sciences of Communism and Dialectical Materialism.

>>212993725 (OP)
stay in india please

>The World Economic Forum (WEF) has been accused of rigging research to make Brexit look like a failure. In the 2017/2018 report, the UK's ranking improved from seventh to fourth after a change in methodology.
>But Klaus Schwab, 87, wrote to staff that the UK "must not see any improvement", as otherwise it would be "exploited by the Brexit camp".
Will be asking Diego about this, and more, on Friday.

>>212994738
timmy's crush

the cost of spliffing index 2025 - where in the world can you get the best bang for your bud?

>>212994774
screaming

>>212994742
ah so not only are you a boring thicko you’re a paki too. noted

>>212994696
this is my sister, she called me biomass for posting on the computer all day

Did somebody say victory to the immortal science of Marxist-Leninism?

looked for some neil gaiman in the library earlier but they only had stardust, no coraline or anything

this is prime fertility and you’re unironically gay or low t if you wouldn’t

would you go to a (music) festival where people are allowed to be fully naked so you see men with their cocks out

>>212994801
yeah?

>>212994377
You birthed it, come back and fix the mistake you made

>>212994826
wehre do i byu a tocket

>>212994826
i have unironically been embracing nudity lately so maybe
depends what bands were on really

>>212994826
I wouldn't go to a (music) festival

went to see some chinky acrobat show once and they started chucking bloody shurikens and stuff, that's a WHS violation if ever there was

>>212994826
I went to one and there was a naked lady crawling on all fours in the dirt. Took a good look at her minge and pooer

>>212994826
ive seen this at mainstream festivals. mostly grim old cunts

>>212994826
sounds like bi heaven
im in

>>212994609
The worst part is it'll take about 10 minutes for them to respawn

rorke's da buying a WWII history book and a wispa gold out of WHSmith

>>212994525
wtf is this new Tinder gimmick? Never seen that before

>>212994826
who's playing?

I'm hungry

how tf do you have a nap
I set an alarm for an hour and go to sleep?
what if I sleep through it and wake up 6 hours from now

>>212994948
you gotta have people swiping right on you to get it lad

Mad how a year ago I was a communist and now I'm a convinced National Socialist who admires Hitler, Mussolini, Heydrich, Mosley, Pierce, and Rosenberg.

>>212995015
mad how ur iq is room temp

I love harmless pranks! XD

>>212994988
sorry lads my 3 year old nephew got on my computer and posted this
>>212995009
i haven't had Tinder for years

How come there's like 1000 different translations of the Bible, but only one Torah and one Quran that all Jews and Muslims agree on?
How come Jews and Muslims both believe in one God, but Christians believe in 3 Gods and some bloke who are all supposedly God simultaneously and also thousands of saints and also God's mum?

>>212994822
Whoa, ass ahoy.

>>212995015
Yeah mate we all remember being 13

>>212995042
there's loads of different translations of the other 2
just christanity is not obsessed with the purity of the written word but with the purity of the logos (living word)

>>212994943
corr need her gorilla glued to my knob

>>212995042
Name 500 different translations of yhe binble

Please give me attention

>>212995055
I accept your concession.

>>212995042
Retard there’s like 20 sects of Islam that kill each other

Mental how someone thinks posting a reaction picture is a good rebuttal.

>>>212994742
Rasheed

rorke clicking on /s/ by accident and telling his mum i tawt i taw a puddy tat

>>212995119
looking at the demographics of our countries, its a lot more likely you are the muslim mate

>>212995091
are you an east or west coast canadian? x
or some bizarre middle bit

>>212995015
Best of luck for your GCSEs

>>212995150
dunelm

>>212995147
Best coast

The true gilden sheath shone through all the crust and rust of the Albion "civilisation", even if just for a bit

Imagine Ctrl+F searching the post number to see if it was your post being referenced on my days

>>212995235
>>you accept my concession? what? I most certainly did NOT concede anything in this argument.
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> The true gilden sheath shone through all the crust and rust of the Albion "civilisation", even if just for a bit
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>Anonymous 07/21/25(Mon)14:42:11 No.212995186▶
> Imagine Ctrl+F searching the post number to see if it was your post being referenced on my days
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>Anonymous 07/21/25(Mon)14:44:15 No.212995235▶
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> >Mental how someone thinks posting a reaction picture is a good rebuttal

Oh he's been done

oh yeah we bawling

*slides into /brit/*

>>212995316
fantastic

>Stray £6k pension pot from a job I had for a couple of years with a shite provider
>Can't cash it out because of gay pension rules
I'd just stick it in crypto and be done with it instead of have a £6k pot of cash sitting there for decades, not fair really is it

mommy speaker at conference explaining some algorithm and every time she uses the term "total beta" my brain responds with "ktim"

>>212995332
brutal face reveal at the end

hello

>>212995349
Just transfer it you weapon

>>212995349
um sweety you will happy to have that when you're 65

>>212995332
needless unfunny caption

Yep that’s peng

>>212995349
gays have separate pensions with different rules?

>>212995371
Seems a load of faffing and contacting two banks etc
Just give me my fucking money you cunts, transfer it into my bank account TODAY

is legal and general a good pension? it's the one my work provided me

>>212993808
I don't want to lose my job due to wrong-think.

>Why dont you start petitions? start a political party? protest? voice your opinion publicly?
All of these things have happened several times in the past and all those advocating for it have been severely punished for it.

>>212995384
>paying to wear an advert across your chest

>>212995516
coward

>>212995516
bet you took the vax too

>>212995516
>well I might possibly potentially face repercussions so I may as well just do nothing, lie down, and whine til it’s over. but the revolution is coming any day you see!
The yt race in 2025

>>212995537
>>212995476
small boat cronem tapmeat

Get the fucking posts made NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWW

nta but I got vaxxed with gritted teeth eve though it's against my primciples because I needed to travel to Europe to take part in a court case in order to not lose 500k euros in inheritance money

reported. leave it on /gif/ next time you porn addicted loser.

>>212995617
yta could have taken a small boat

small boats coming in from the bloody eu

the humble dundonian cream donut

stare a hole in white people until they nervously look away

>>212995516
im sure there are enough people out there who would be happy to donate money if you went all in

>>212995674
get us a donner scotch pie please

>>212995332
gyatt

>>212995674
Spaino's delight

>>212995617
Did the right thing desu, if you let 500k go down the drain for some online rorke points you'd be a retard of incredible scale

tarqs are always embroiled in some vicious international inheritance battle with their family

>>212993800
It was pissing it down here at 4 in the morning

might have a beer later. yes, on a monday

>>212995772
does this really happen?

spent 7 quid on the lizzie line yesterday
like my comfort you see

I stand to inherit a few million desu and when I do I'll retire immediately provided I don't get taxed out of it

>>212995774
been on the cider since noon

working tomorrow as well

i stand to inherit like 20k

>>212995774
>>212995820
i was smashed last night so cant hate haha

>>212995774
already had one at lunch me, with the bossman.

I didnt get vaxxed LOL

I don't mind going for my booster

it's a wee day out isn't it

completely despondent at toilberg's this morning
why must we work for a living

could do with more clotted cream in my life

being unironically racist is like a dehumidifier for pussies

>>212995909
>we

>>212995865
neither did it, not as a statement but because i just dont leave the house kek

gettin that pussy humid nahmsayin

>>212995909
erm
bit rhetorical innit

didnt get vaxed because i dont like to put shite in my body
(booze is at least fun)

>>212995909
That's life in the Big Apple.

>>212995953
I berated and insulted those who took the vax lmao they are dumb and will die early LOL

Genuinely don't know why so many people I know work their absolute arses off for £50k lmao. Like, they work so hard that if they put as much in doing their own business they'd make far more.

>>212996005
>>212996005
>>212996005

What's the life expectancy of forever unemployed virgin men with no friends?

>>212995971
Ktim, people are like "umm ackchully GOTCHA you drink booze and smoke mmkay?"

Uh yeah I like a sesh and I don't like random vaccines full of shite I don't understand. Fermented apples and tobacco smoke is great.