Thread 213003152

succulent italian meal edish

the "jews edition" thread, whatever happened there

WHAT THE FUCK JANNY????

just got an error about posting. nothing about the thread 404ing. bizarre

had a scatching response to one of my detractors lined up in that thread, not on janny, not on at all

>>213003170
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE? I'll tell you what happened there, this piece of shit deleted that thread without any compensation whatsoever

A freshly pressed blue oxford. Always.

well done dickheads
that jews edish was the last straw for ofcom
we are FUCKED

>>213003152 (OP)
Talk me through the recipe boss. Currently been doing this one which is very good https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/beef/spaghetti-bolognese/

>>213003152 (OP)
A succulent chinese meal?

>>213003226
not a shirt but a white person from oxford who has been crushed by a pakistani man who stole a steam roller and went on a terrorist rampage

>>213003226
Loughborough for me

Got sunburnt :(

want to get in motorcycling but gf and parents would go absolutely ballistic

>>213003152 (OP)
yummy

so THIS is what the janny looks like...

>>213003270
Jar of Lloyd Grossman's
Bosh

>>213003290
Same lad... same...

He's been watching you. He's seen your eating habits. He'd like to have a word.

stealth janny

>>213003270
Deanoslop

heil Hitler!

>>213003284
like that austin powers bit

Saw a cat trying to murder a little vole today, picked the cunt up by his scruff, dragged him to the end of the road and was THIS close to throwing him infront of 60mph traffic.

instead i chucked him in the bramble bush

>>213003346
Heil Hitler
Free Palestine
o/

lay tecks gurls

>>213003290
>>213003326
You could ease them into it by dressing in the leathers around the house and then progress to wearing it in Sainsbury's and then work your way up to sucking blokes off etc.

Palestinians will NEVER forgive the Jews for stealing their land under trickery and perfidery

what is the appeal of being gay

dont get uit

>>213003343
I still can't find that malteser

>>213003346
moron

>>213003360
fucking hate cats.

>>213003360
stop interfering in nature leftypol you fucking lunatic

>>213003346
you name isn't Cesar Tort, is it?

Eating frozen sweetcorn

nth for the gyaldem

>>213003371
I think Palestinians will forget quite quickly when they're either dead or living in a nice Western country as permanent refugees

>>213003288
how?

Majority of Brits under 30 have no pension savings at all
Pension age will likely be 90 by the time we retire anyway
This is neoliberal capitalism working as intended
Either there is total revolution in the economic structure or society will collapse
The world can't cope with millions of elderly people with nothing to their names
What are all these old people with nothing to their name and nothing to lose going to do?
Crime or suicides
We're fucked

>>213003371
they have a very high birth rate
the only israelis having kids are the inbred haredim jews like ben-givir
Palestinians can replenish their numbers and keep fighting pissrael for generations
time is on their side

new katie

Everything's changing and I don't feel the same

>>213003381
Dunno, I just am, big strong men make willard get big

>>213003346
>>213003361
two non-whites hailing hitler
so weird

>>213003428
Was in the sun too long :/

>>213003422
hurtling toward the wall at lightspeed lol

only one bday card again this year
from mater and pater of course

>>213003435
need to see her bumhole bad

>>213003435
Disgustingly obese

Retirement age is going up again.
Better get an early night, PAYE piggies. The boomers need their triple locks paid for

Cats should be illegal, all current cats should be spayed/neutered and required by law to wear a bell around their neck to give wildlife a better chance.

Also owners should pay an extra tax for all they damage they cause

>>213003369
No hip ahh streamer

>>213003454
I am white (french and irish ancestry)

>>213003369

wig

Boomers are the most privileged generation in human history

>>213003345
Go suck down another bag of Huel you fucking wetwipe

>>213003479
go be bent somewhere else

vortologs are the most blorkpilled of all kinomanitians desu

>>213003457
dicked

i want it all
i want it all
i want it all
and i want it now

>>213003523
I'm not the one shagging hamplanets

how do they make some tangerines easy peel

raping my arse with the elgin marbles

>>213003548
you're not the one shagging anything

>>213003433
Saw a stat today that 30% of working age muslims in the UK aren't signed up to a workplace pension because its haram.

So that's hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people who one day will be sucking the state dry because they were too retarded not to put some money aside when they were younger. This country is genuinely a timebomb

>>213003497
I am human (citizen of the world ancestry)

what the hell happened to jezza

chastity locks for

got some rice on the boil
lashed a bit of spice in there just to make it a bit fun

>>213003369
>>213003487
Cute face and aura tho*

get the media walls installed

>>213003582
He's fat and like 70

starmer: return the sausages
dogberg:

>>213003582
Turns out a diet of fags, red wine, lager and red meat doesn't look good at 70

>>213003555
it's a special variety bred for looser skin x

get the niggees nigged

>>213003582
he got old and very out of shape

Russia won
NATO lost

>>213003585
hope elton john flies in your window and gives it some special seasoning x

>>213003582
drank and smoked excessively every day for decades

>>213003582
I thought Rorke said men age like wine??

>>213003607
no it isnt. it's just time of harvest

>>213003626
elton john can't fly

jeremy klarkson

shakin my skinny white thang rn lads

For me? It's William Lockie

cardamom pods for dinner

i figure there's no such thing as 'men' really. We never really mature past adolescence but feel like we have to pretend we do.

>>213003639
he can squirt cum out his arse

Just saw a TikTok where this Canadian boomer went around a Lidl in England and was shocked how cheap everything is. Bizarre when it all seems so expensive to me.

Only 152 days until Winter.

>>213003639
he also can't shit because there's a permanent cock in his arse but that doesnt stop us jokign about his diarrhea

>>213003434
The Palestinian death count hit 6 million, how many will have to die before Egypt fucks Israel up

>>213003690
oh shut up you gay puff

I look like a dork

>>213003690
cant wait cant bear to feel this balmy and sweaty for much longer

>>213003699
>death count hit 6 million
Could hit*

>>213003661
can't stand them, feels like i'm eating a washing up pod

Why was the other thread blocked?

>>213003687
Food shopping here is actually very cheap, even post covid, we spend a lower % of incomes on grocery shopping than almost anywhere else

It's so over lads

>>213003674
speak for yourself cunt head
i've been a man since i was 6 years old
you grow up fast on a yorkshire council estate

>>213003727
rather be hot, sweaty and horny than cold and limp

>actually caring about pensions
lol
By 2040, Britain will either look like Camp of the Saints or the Turner Diaries so it won't matter either way.

>>213003699
>>213003730
Well it's at 60,000 now after 2.5 years so that seems unlikely

Death, death to the IDF

>>213003768
nah nah i mean especially street guys like that's the most performative type of thing.

>>213003699
egypt has been a us/israel vassal state forever now

>>213003721
Can't handle the icy chill of Winter?

HH brothers

smoke the reefer in the corner

>>213003825
Heil Hamas

Can’t wait until it’s morning again, have been absolutely fiending for an omelette but eggs are a morning food, have to wait until next breakfast to have one

right get the tea scranned

>>213003830
Mental how badly Harland mindraped Hyde

>>213003870
perfectly fine to have a cheeky omelette for dinner

>>213003770
hi

>>213003870
Lad, eggs are bad for you and raise your cholesterol or something.

>>213003880
Quite incredible how quickly opinion on Hyde changed on /tv/

>>213003830
dont get what EST means in that post
but describing sam as WKUK for people with aspergers was funny

YOU MIGHT NEED A MAN
I MIGHT JUST BE THE MAN YOU NEED
YOU MIGHT NEED A MAN LIKE ME

Pay up, PAYE piggies
Grandma needs another cruise

>>213003870
thats not the swedish culinary spirit wtf?
you people live to break boundries. That attitude didn't put banannas on pizza. Make that omelette riGHT NOW!

so fucking hot today lads

>>213003690
imagine being tucked up in your heated apartment, ordering uber eats, collecting the wonderful treats london has to offer right from your doorstep and giving bossman 5 stars and a tip. that's comfy.

I get told I'm a very good man a lot.

I think it's because I always try to be myself and to be kind.

Do feel bad for people who never really figure it out and either end up angry little dictators and bullies, or snivelling little runts who have to watch Andrew Tate or whatever shite.

>>213003781
HEY RORKE

going to a wedding in 3 weeks
even though it isn't even mine I'm shitting myself
who do I talk to for the entire reception
I'm too ugly to chat up the bridesmaids

no idea

Feeling AI drone anxiety

Got £80k in the pension already at 29

>>213003872
you carn't eat tea

>>213003935
got 8 inches in your mum last night desu

>>213003872
You can't eat tea

>>213003929
Just get drunk its fine

must be kino working in a hotel in doha where the americans and hamas share facilities

>>213003935
you won't see any of that

>>213003929
going to a wedding as a solo non-groomsman guest suckssss. i'd just dip in and out.

Ive had crippling gender dysphoria ever since childhood, and no I never cared for porn or gooned out or anything like that
I am however built like a fridge and 6 foot tall so I will constantly fight to repress my feelings until I die

>>213003914
corr need you in my marketing department

Mumberg having a meltdown

>>213003922
Why can't we see your face?

>>213003897
/tv/ has hated him for years, Sammy's just running out of crypto fund his PR team

>>213003922
The fact you've posted this multiple times suggests you're desperate for validation

>>213003991
is your mum spaki ?

>>213003989
waiting for the small boat cronem

/ita/ and /deutsch/ are slagging you lot off but you're all little sissy boys too scared to do anything about it

Pensions? What next, believing in the tooth fairy? Lol

>>213003966
>doha

They fund ISIS, not Hamas.

>>213004020
they love us really

watching a latin woman dildo her face

>>213003971
It's a private pension

want pizza but gf doesnt like it

>>213003929
went to a wedding by myself recently a few weeks ago
thankfully there were some other people there who i knew

Greta's winter fuel allowance will increase until morale improves.

>>213003910
omg is that u? x

>>213003978
i was built masc too though not as tall but what made me do it was thinking if id rather be an ugly woman than any type of man and the answer was yeah and that was 10 years ago i havent been misgendered in years you can still make it

>>213003825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5srhiGsGTU

>>213004047
ever shag her up the arse?

>>213003897
>>213004005
>/tv/
kiwifarms

>>213004047
order from one of those places that does pizza, curries, kebabs, burgers etc xxxxxx

>not saving now for yourself
There won't be a state pension by 2050, or the pension age will be like 95

got a gammy leg, might put some mustard on it

>>213004042
corrrrrrr

>>213004035
In Greece we have a saying:

"It's not raining, you're being spat at"

yeah not a problem for me
live off the isa for an early retirement, then draw down the sipp at the time

ffs why won't Just Eat let you pick 2 or below on the hygiene rating
Want one of them Paki pizzas you lot shove down your gullets twice a day

>>213004069
I have never posted on kiwifarms and I hate Sam now, too.

>>213004088
niga we die next year in the clathrate gun

/brit/ would be calling islam trad and defending it if some English monarch converted to it 800 years ago

>>213004088
won't matter if i off myself

>>213003897
mental how he raped and abused that girl

Rorke's dad saying how much he hates them while he scrans a paki 'za

I presume there's some autistic virgin freaks in here
Do I get M&B2 or CK3?

>>213004136
yep
>muhammed was a white aryan stupid leftypol cunt

just bought a £5 mouse

I've got £120k in my current account I should probably do something with it lel

>>213004088
keep jumping back and forth between your philosophy and the 80k nigga's philsophy
everyone says I'm retarded no matter what I do

I'm just putting in 8% of my paycheck per month (4% from me) and leaving it at that.
But then some twats put in like 50% of their paycheck. Why is there this obsession with being an aristrocratic pensioner instead of spending money whilst you're young?

>>213004162
ck3. bannerlord sucks kinda.

>>213004162
CK3 but pirate the dlc

>>213003929
never been to a wedding as an adult apart from relatives. Been invited to friends but either simply didnt go or it got cancelled because of covid. Dont mind it though would rather drink a pint of carbonated dog shit than sit at some normoid spaz ritual for hours.

>>213004131
what is that

downloading loads of facialabuse scenes

watching documentaries about them again

>>213004116
Has it begun already?

>>213003929
you have 3 weeks to looksmaxx
can do quite a lot in that time tbqh
focus on losing bodyfat

>>213004179
>£120k
great
>in my current account
what are you even doing

Suicideberg has me on the ropes

>>213004110
Didn't arsk

>>212996962
It's not really special and designs do tend to be convergent due to similar design goals
Not sure if there were any like it before Dornier DAR but even if there weren't it's not like the flying wing concept was new then.
Maybe the form factor/size/application
And even then I think the Dornier DAR was "just" a practice target... nvm, it's also intended as the "wild-weasel" part of SEAD/DEAD operations (baiting enemy radar/AD systems to target it and thus be detected by your guys)


....
FUCK OFF THE THREAD WAS DELETED
GOD-DAMMIT YOU LAME-ASSES

>>213004179
that shoreham?

>>213004182
Most important thing is housing, you need to own a freehold property no mortgage by retirement. That removes your largest cost of living.
After that its easy

parents selling the house
i can only afford to live in a small house in a shit area
my life is over. so grim being a lonely incel paying the incel tax.

>>213004214
obviously doesnt if you're still alive

I can't have sex

Birmingham has a nearly 30% economic inactivity rate. Don't see any issues with this personally

>>213004197
WE'RE THE TOMMIES NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztwNogPha6I

>>213004179
>20k in a stocks and shares cash ISA of relatively safe investments (bonds/equity)
>80k in a savings account offering between 4-6% per year (0% risk)
>use last 20k to do more risky investments - Trading 212, Vanguard, Bitcoin (though probably missed the cut on that one)

or alternatively invest in real estate as that's guaranteed to soar but it's a bit more of a long burn.

>>213004245
They opted out of a broken system. Smarter than wagies.

>>213004228
how much liquid money would you need to do this though
presuming one wants to live in the south east

>>213004230
Zen'd that desireful freak

this could be us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBqdtmIskGQ

have a very strong suspicion a girl at work fancies me

Crumpled, unwashed 100% polyester Primark shirt. Always.

made a huge mistake by not buying a house before covid

>>213004287
Oh the SE is fucked lol, move out or have rich parents

I am a subhuman freak

>dropped a malteser
What do British people mean when they say this?

>>213004319
should have bought it during covid when are rishi abolished stamp duty for like 2-3 months

My ultimate realization with these guys is that none of them, not even Spaki, graduated above "high school class clown" level. They're that goofy kid you knew in class that somehow managed to make his classmates laugh to get them to like him. The kid you thought might grow up to be a comedian, but like just about every class clown, these guys never really did.
Even putting them in a standup routine situation, they behave exactly how you would expect your resident class clown to act. Mousey unprofessionally relied on reading his jokes off paper for years even.
And that's the thing, these guys aren't professionals. Put them next to a professional comedian and well, you know how that looks.
Somehow they've managed to create this larp cult of completely faking it because their autistic dick riders can't tell the difference. And then avoided being exposed as frauds, until now.

>>213004182
>But then some twats put in like 50% of their paycheck
Probably trying to avoid the 100k tax trap

>COVID
Not real, stop believing the fake news media

>>213004340
it means you are gay

>>213004356
>realization
FOY

>pension age will be 95
screaming
rorke on the assembly line with his arhiritis trying to put microchips together for the chinky overlords

megalomania by black sabbath. its a 10 minute song but it gets there in the end

I'm 30, live in London and earn just £57k
Got no hope of a decent retirement

>>213004364
yummy!!!

>>213004406
Move to Reading

>>213004364
is that london

>>213004179
>120k in my current account
based

Got a masters degree and earn £28k

>>213004364
Bet that's peng tbf

Why are there no female gimps?

>>213004406
and your living arrangement?
What % of your income goes to rent?

>>213004367
Then why not say that instead?

Economically speaking the only future for british males is to be caged in harems built to harvest their dick cheese.

>>213004340
done a shit

>>213004406
get gay married to a lad with a lot of money

They say you can't +4 a +4, T

>>213004406
All the juniors that work in London at toil live with their parents and only need to commute in a couple of times a week. Imagine all that money just in your own pocket.

>>213004427
dont

>>213004197
They fought for Europe.

>>213004406
At this point you're just a retard. There is no benefit to living in London anymore. Overpriced, brownoids everywhere, noisy, crime ridden, miserable people, whats the point? Cut your losses and lower your wage and live somewhere good and white like Lincolnshire, Norfolk, Suffolk, Hampshire, Devon, Cornwall or Wiltshire (and nowhere outside this list)

>>213004427
>Pay £50 a day to get to work to save £200 a month on rent

>>213004486
>what's the pont
getting a 15k boost for doing the exact same job anywhere else in the country?

shitting nora

christ i need to move out. just want to be left alone fuck off

every time someone brings up their wage theres also this mentally ill goblin desperate to wagepost and talk down to you. its a particular zoomer disease they suffer from. They're almost ALWAYS lying about how much they really earn, not a single zoomer apparently works in retail anymore

Depressed. No money for booze.

>>213004446
Rent a flat with my gf for 1750pm
30% of my take home goes on rent

>>213004521
you're becoming feral, louis

The Aztecs
The Egyptians
The Welsh

What were their secrets? We'll never now...

Going to Hungry Jack's, you cunts want anything?

>>213004245
>Birmingham

>>213004521
mum can in mid goon off?

>>213004486
All my mates are here - fuck all jobs in Cornwall and Wiltshire
When I can afford a gaff I'll go somewhere like Hertfordshire. At least I can escape some of the scum there

>>213004513
Its not 1995 anymore mate the London weighting doesnt exist anymore. Thats why your pints are £9 now and its £3.50 everywhere else. You didnt actually think you were richer living in London did you? Are you 12 years old?

Love going into threads, starting an argument with someone, them getting arsey then closing the thread. Ruin their day!
Usually I mention /brit/ so you lot can deal with them, not my problem

>>213004520
adore this gimmique

>>213004539
who''s jack and why is he hungry?

>>213004539
get me an impossible whopper thanks

7% of my income goes on rent

>>213004534
>30% of my take home goes on rent
grim that
Course living with mummy and daddy isn't going to get women's CLUNGEs sopping
but I'd rather keep that third desu

>>213004562
who is this charming young man

>>213004567
you have a lot of growing up to do young man

>>213004461
THEN JUST SAY THAT

I'm very much the Juror #8 of /brit/

Going to put on some 90s/ early 00s emotional hardcore and cry for a bit

>>213003897
What happened?

Its too late to turn back now
I believe i believe i believe im falling in love

>>213004562
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE UNIT

*thud* .. *thud* .. *thud*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5DDLqrJCr4

>>213004539
vegan royale meal please lad

>>213004585
I'll get you two, big guy x

>>213004589
nigga is either quadrillionaire or lives in a shed

>>213004598
Would be slightly less but I pay 10% into my pension because my workplace pension is DOGSHIT

>>213004606
I know 10 year olds who use 4chan at that

favourite british pornstar?

>>213004626
https://youtu.be/Lc4N__HrPp4

>>213004364
rorke recoiling at this because he doesn't wash his hands and doesn't realise that the indian chef does

bored… believe im gonna go screenshot all the unleaked onlyfans images ive unlocked and keep them for myself

>>213004662
>I know 10 year olds
PAEDOPHILE

tee hee did i forget to mention its called hungry jacks in australia xDDDD

looks like me

>>213004657
>workplace pension is DOGSHIT
4%?
4% is standard

>>213003464
are you joking it is actually my birthday as well happy birthday *shakes your hand*

>>213004680
Just one of the many things that makes bruce so bloody wacky

mad how women who sell sexual content online will get replaced by ai

>>213004626
get the pg 99 on

>>213004693
>child leash
Glad I never went through that humiliation ritual

tee hee xDDDD

>>213004702
its not my birthday TODAY
i received a card TODAY for my birthday which is ON A LATER DATE

>>213004702
get your filthy paw away from me

didn't sleep all night, going into work soon. Is it dangerous if I drive? Am I cooked chat?

>>213004696
Yeah that's shit
my gf's is 10% (private sector)

lads I restarted my pc after months only to find out that chrome disabled 4chan x and ublock, what are you all using now? x

I know I should stop using chrome but I really cba to change and learn a new ui

whenever you feel down about the current housing situation here just remember the average house price in australia is £1 million now and most of it is poor quality PVC wood and drywalls lmfao

>>213004263
What saving account has 6%?

>>213004747
get fucking firefox you little browser cuck

just come home and there was a megashit sitting in the bog
smelled rancid

>>213004667
isabel ice

>>213004747
backup AdBlock I left installed by accident for the meantime

>>213004654
awww thanks bro you're the man

>lost a level up worth of runes
FFS hate godrick knights

>>213004676
That's not pedophilic, I am not sexuallly attracted to them

>>213004764
mikey's savings

imagine not withdrawing from the workplace pension. Use your brain lads, you'll never see that money and its used as a form of wage suppression. Every time I ask a new employer to leave the pension they start going mental at me, something very wrong going on here

>>213004739
nah sleepless driving never killed anyone. get the energy drinks sucked off

>>213004764
Santander ig

How is there so many bs days every week my job be like ‘it’s international self care day’ ‘it’s international bunion day’ who is dictating this crap

>>213004764
Chase has 5% for 12 months
You can probably find some fixed-rate accounts around that number. Don't know about 6 though

>>213004757
Yeah but it doesn't matter when you spend all day at the beach getting pissed and having bants with your mates

>>213004819
i think im gonna die. i have too much to do at work. im gonna die or at least say something inappropriate to clients

>>213004747
>learn a new ui
it's an almost identical browser you mongoloid

>>213004852
the vast majority of aussies dont live anywhere near a beach. they're depressed, mentally ill drug addicts in cattle stations

>>213004821
>Max £4k

>>213004821
>max £4000
Wonder how you managed to get 80k in that then? Had it for 200years?

>>213004874
>the vast majority of aussies dont live anywhere near a beach
are you mental

>>213004885
...yh

>>213004840
the other day it was international bum grabbing day and some public transport employee put a sign on the buses and trams about it

>>213004885
yes mate

>>213004874
I'm sorry but I don't believe that is true and I'm afraid nothing you can say will convince me otherwise

>>213004747
just go to chrome://flags and disable the flags

>>213004880
>>213004885
I've had enough of your lip
You asked, I answered.

>>213004887
ye a bit

lass on mastermind looks like a big blancmange in a dress

>>213004924
you think they live inland? in the desert?

>>213004946
your kidding

Watching a documentary about Fred and Rose West. They don't come out of it looking well.

>>213004946
alri morrissey

>>213004912
good film that

>>213004966
>Fred and Rose West
illegal words

>>213004960
mate theres a small sliver of beach side properties anyone could possibly afford. Not everybody lives in the Gold Coast are you living in a fantasy world?

>>213004946
to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die

>>213004946
Ooh I 'ate you Butler!

Hunter Biden did a 3 hour interview going into detail about how much drugs he’s used. This nigga was a true crCkhead

Bumbaclaat

>>213005009
might not be beach front but you can walk 30 mins from most places and reach the beach or take a a bus trip at worst

>>213005040
Talking about places people live mate

>338
the laziness of the white working class beggars belief

mental how you lot dont make a new gen and wait for a foreigner to do it then spaz out that a foreigner did it

/brit/ feeling very fashy this evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnGFQCyZIsY

no reason to make a new yet
haven't hit the image limit or page 10

>>213005079
anyone who makes a new thread is a cunt regardless of nationality

>>213005079
shut it you slag

>>213005091
*cups hands in mouth*
LARRRRPPPPPPP

deliberately picking up the pace, breathing heavily and muttering under my breath while walking behind women

>>213005079
its the british way

>>213005079
is it? Is that mental?

a canny be ersed makin a noo

>>213005110
and by new gen im referring to bebies

>>213005129
yes? no?

So this is it then.
The /brit/ series finale.

4 cans in lads
4 to go

And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin
I want y'all to just get down
Now while the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'
I want y'all to just get down
And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin
I want y'all to just get down
Now while the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'
I want y'all to just get down

>>213005100
you are brown

>>213005147
no idea I'm asking you

British Culture.

>>213005150
may be the finale, but there WILL be a reunion

>>213005196
>>213005196
>>213005196

what does wimbledon do for the 50 weeks a year that wimbledon isn't on

>>213005195
>>213005195
>>213005195

>>213005213
posh people play tennis there